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Hipster brocore edition
Old thread >>65823806
Baldy McFuckface liked it so I hate it
Fuck Baldy McFuckface he sucks
Nails are shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_bug1Yf-DY
>>65832802
Still the best "metal" album to come out of 2016.
>>65832842
I bet your nails are ugly
>>65832802
Best metal album of this year
Are there good bands?
do you even slam bois?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIu26JVvUfA
Who /bmoviethemedslamfan/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6SWafRBhQ
there's something about slam that really makes you think
>>65832952
S H O W M E
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>>65832824
>>65832834
p4k didn't BNM it so i like it now
phwoar, the vokills on that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHC7ZVu_hOU
>>65824374
>Syd Sheinberg
>oy vey
I keked
slam should be illegal
neothrash should be illegal
proge should be illegal
>>65833073
>yes
what's neothrash?
>yes
>>65833073
I agree with all these.
>>65833073
post the most illegal law breaking slam you have senpai
>>65833073
no
yes
yes
>>65833073
why neothrash?
>>65833073
>I'm a woman/shitskin/Jew/false so I hate slam
>>65833117
you've been memed, you see, some people actually like to pretend they're retarded
>>65833108
The production alone should give 25 to life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>65833154
It's too ridiculous to not enjoy, you must be some sad cunt
>>65833154
this slameme is bretty lawbreaking, I like it. The bass is too stupid not to like.
>>65833169
>>65833128
>>65833112
>>65832952
holy shit that's awful
>>65833205
>People who hate slam are literally so mentally ill they harm themselves
>>65833216
fucking newfag
>>65833220
Slam is just that bad.
slam literally takes no talent to play.
>>65833220
slam makes me want to kill myself desu
>>65833276
so does black metal
>>65833280
>this is what slammers actually think
kek, you make me laughrr
>>65833276
Confirmed underage
>>65833280
Well nobody can deny that.
>>65833296
>slamfags won't even defend their """music"""
kek, you make me laugh!
>>65833295
nah I've been playing guitar for a long time, slam and black metal take aprox the same ammount of tatlent, but slam usually throws in a technical riff from time to time and the tremolo picking sections are usually faster and the drummer therefore must play faster blast beats
who here smallman?
>>65833225
>calling me a newfag because i insult slam
gotta love summer
>>65833321
>Slamfags aren't immature manchildren who need to participate in internet genre wars
Thanks
>>65833340
>slamfags are too dumb to have intelligent discussion and try to rationalize it in such a way
kek, you make me laugh!
>>65833339
You're a newfag because you don't know a vid that's been spammed here for a long time you dumb piece of shit
>>65833350
Glad I could make you smile, friend
>>65833361
Thanks, it was a nice break from my usual suicidal temperament.
>>65833326
where's the evidence?
>found that FreeHardMusic forum
>it's basically that autistic comunity where you can find any album you can imagine in good quality
>to download you need to be a member and upload at least 9 albums they don't already have
>they already have even the most unknown 80's heavy metal albums
REEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>65833352
yeh well, i don't come into the metal threads often, because they tend to be shitshows of retardation and shit taste in metal... this thread sure isn't proving otherwise, keep on knuckledragger, keep on.
>>65833398
suck my dick rlmao
>I like slam
>I like neothrash
>I like proge
>I also like atmosludge
>Pretty much like every genre of metal
Should I show myself the door?
>>65833398
>i don't come into the metal threads often
dont come abck
>>65833421
I like all of those except atmosludge, but yeah if you like atmosludge you're pretty much done, in reality it's literally 1 guy samefagging though
>>65833421
>Pretty much like every genre of metal
This is the only crime, you're supposed to rabidly hate at LEAST 2 or 3 to be considered "trve".
>>65833421
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, THIS MAN IS COMMITING A FELONY
>>65833416
you seem a little upset... maybe you need to calm down with a bowl of gorilla munch?
i dont really see the reason why you as a metalhead would hate on another subgenre just because you dont listen to it.
metalbros are supposed to be united regardless of taste
>>65833335
the bulgarian band?
unexpectedly good stuff
![9999[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BbAoVvJ.jpg "9999[1].jpg")
Been on an 80's heavy metal hook today
youtube feeds me a lot of good stuff, like pic related
>>65833557
>metalbros are supposed to be united regardless of taste
Look at this fucking faggot
im dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7TLjxOirE
>>65833557
>hate on another subgenre just because you dont listen to it.
>implying it's not the other way around
>>65833461
No. Fuck you.
>>65833603
https://doxophobe.bandcamp.com/album/saints-of-great-aggression
whole album of this shit
>>65833557
metal music is best created and experienced through hatred
If you can't muster enough hate to hate both the music you listen to and the music that's nigh identical but obviously inferior to the music you listen to then you don't truly experience metal in the way it should be
unkvlt faggot
>>65833557
>Brothers everywhere
>raise your hands into the air
>we're warriors, warriors of the world
>put yourself on our hands
>so our voices can be heard
>and together we will take on all the world
>in a time when dinosaurs roamed the earth!!!
I claim this thread for slam
post your second best slam
>>65833691
what's with the maiden line?
>>65833730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjHC8cEPEv0
dankest use of samples in slam
>>65833756
DELET THIS
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WAIFUS
I went on a date with a girl and she recommended the band "sigh", is this the most based japanese woman ever?
What is Spawn of Possession's objectively best album ?
>>65833804
it mostly insults yellow fever weebs
>>65833636
I'm so glad this exists
rec nuclear war themed metal pref doom or stoner metal
I went on a date with a girl and she recommended the band "pantera", is this the most based texan woman ever?
>>65833851
yes marry her
>>65833811
It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another death metal album in name only, it has the growls, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" death metal, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as death metal and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, death metal chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Brain Drill or Monumental Torment, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.
>>65833851
I went on a japanese cartoon watching board and have no "friends", am I the most based virgin ever?
>>65833906
this is a chinese cartoon listening board you dip
>>65833920
I'm not talking about here, friend-o.
>>65833557
>>65833691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ncqcCOioA
>>65833421
>Atmosludge
>neothrashgrindetherialfaggotcore
This is why I can't take metalfags seriously
>>65834270
My NZ friend loves this band
>>65834300
what did he mean by this
>>65834270
Thanks for reminding me this band exists. Judging from my star ratings, I enjoyed their 2011 album very much on my first listen. Time to spin it again.
I'd say that new Sumac album is my album of the year so far.
>>65832824
>>65832834
>>65833036
>>65832860
>not liking an album because cuck reviewers do
Why are you fags doing this? Thier shit opinions shouldn't even matter this album was good desu
>>65833811
Incurso
>>65833073
nothing wrong with proge
sludge and DM on the other hand....
Damn, Sunn O))) really puts a lot of effort into these booklets.
>>65834726
It took the night to bel
believe they really fell for the flat design meme
Do I have to be white to listen to metal?
>>65834726
You realize it's a joke right
>>65834832
yes
>>65834841
Sunn O)))? Yeah, they're a joke alright.
>>65834841
Hence the sarcasm. Made me laugh because I thought "did they really put lyrics in this book?" and I got what I expected. Would have been nice to at least have some photos of them in robes or live or something instead of just black pages.
>>65834832
No not really! There are so many metal fans in India, Japan, South America, Germany and even Africa!
>>65834832
considering how popular metal is in sweden, i don't think so
>>65834889
>Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNV6yUhV7uc
>>65834888
Maybe it would have been nice but then it isn't a joke. And the sarcasm just makes it seem like you don't get it
What do you think?
>>65834832
If you're beta enough to ask if you can listen to metal you can't.
>>65834429
Have another blast from the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wnbIIfReaM
Wolverine has a new album coming out on July 8th (Machina Viva). Time to get hyped.
>>65835006
Well yeah duh
>>65835006
>>65835006
Yeah sure
>>65835006
sludge is a mix of doom metal + hardcore punk so while he isn't completely wrong, he's still fucking wrong
listen to Soilent Green or Stone Titan and tell me that they can be called grunge
>>65835032
Holy shit, I just listened to that album a while ago, can't wait for new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUTMGej21s
I just have a really soft spot for emotional proge like Riverside, Votum, Pain of Salvation and Katatonia
>>65835006
>nirvana = iron monkey with pop and punk influences
>>65833439
Whats bad about atmosludge, Neurosis and Isis is great
Nails is fucking good quit memeing. Would agree that the new album is overrated but I couldn't be more excited to see them with full of hell tonight. (I like full of hell even more).
>>65834429
You'd also like this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5qnG0GLfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObL9u7cG2wM
>>65835089
Grunge literally grew out of doom and early sludge. It just has a little more punk and poppy production. Melvins are basically where that all begins.
>>65835124
you're just trying to convince yourself
>>65835124
well i don't therefore it's objectively bad soz m8
>>65833421
>>65835111
I remember when you could mention Neurosis and Cult of Luna without constant meme replies
My favourite kind of atmosludge is the prog kind like Intronaut and The Ocean
>>65835175
meme tastes
>>65835151
i know that's why i said he wasn't completely wrong, there's some overlap between the genres, as seen by the fact that one of the first sludge bands was also a grunge band
but they still don't mean the same thing
>>65835006
>mfw AIC and Soundgarden are on metallum but Tool isn't
>>65834832
naw
how is sunn a joke? sure it may be partially tounge-in-cheek because anyone making that kind of music who takes themselves completely seriously will leave a bad taste in people's mouths, but i still think they are artistically sincere.
Is Burzum atmospheric black metal?
>>65835092
Try pic related. The title track is amazing.
Also try
Arcane- Known/Learned
Earthside- A Dream in Static
Kingcrow- Eidos
Redemption-Snowfall on Judgement Day
>>65834859
>>65835013
Sad
>>65834889
I'm arab. My peers think its evil. But I like the sound.
>>65834915
Sweden is white?
>>65835204
>but i still think they are artistically sincere
They got you good.
>>65835191
Not an argument
>>65835204
they're meme music made by meme people and appealing to a meme crowd
>>65835220
oh you can't stay then.
>>65835219
Thanks but I already know and like all these
>>65835220
i was joking m8
aren't there several arab countries who forbid that kind of music
>>65835245
>meme
Yeah sure buddy
>>65835322
yes
>>65835220
>arab
how are you even here?
>>65835230
>>65835245
ok well thanks for the clarification. sometimes i wonder if there's a single person in this general who's capable of an intelligent thought
>>65835393
meme
>>65835393
Well it's definitely not you.
>>65835393
It's not you
Post the most disgusting neothrash you can find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpiTB9kbg8I
>>65835393
I can see why people don't like them. Drone metal is either loved or hated. The way Sunn O))) does drone compared to Boris is that they take themselves way more seriously (I mean they wear robes). They're pretty much the highest form of atmoshit so it's obvious they really don't belong in /metal/
>>65835441
is there any worthwhile neothrash band? Even Black Fast and Vektor (inb4 memes), which are the most notable neothrash bands, are nowhere near the quality of classic thrash bands.
>>65835525
>vektor
>not near quality of classic thrash bands
what did he mean by this?
>>65835537
shut up anon just shut the h-ck up
>>65835525
Thrash Or Die
>>65835537
He meant that Vektor is basically as good as the lesser Megadeth albums.
>>65832952
new genre:
>art-slam
this shit is baraque as fucc famalam
>>65835583
7 h. Target and Jenovavirus already exist
>>65835582
So basically just as good as Megadeth?
new haken tho
>>65835620
Yeah basically.
>>65835633
do they have any harsh vox anymore or is it just corny singing now?
>>65835603
Dripping would be the only band to get that tag, boi
>>65835667
Architect has some harsh vocals by the dude from Leprous about half way thru the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JRcg0-ol2Y
>>65835693
You are wrong, boi.
>>65835603
can anyone recommend bands similiar to Jenovavirus?
>>65835525
>neothrash
What is this meme? I have been way out of touch with genre-fagging for several years now, what would something like Warbringer be considered?
>>65835710
i actually consider all music with no
>>65835722
early Wormed and the already mentioned 7 H.Target
nothing else is really similar to any of these
>>65835732
It's like thrash but it's neo
Any of you lads around western Europe going to this?
facebook com /events/ 444301642432007
>>65835742
With no what?
>>65835202
tool isn't metal and it's also fedora tier
>>65835743
I see...
>>65835760
Why isn't Tool metal? Just curious.
>tfw /metal/ recs you something and it doesn't djent
It's like you faggots hate good music
>>65835755
holy shit i didn't realize that bit in
i was about to say that i consider all music with no commercial intent art (so this would apply to all three of those obscure slam bands) and that my post was essentially memeing, but i decided not to post it and forgot to erase the first line it seems
>>65835525
>is there any worthwhile neothrash band?
you just replied to a post with one, faggot
>>65835441
new album when
>>65835822
lel havok is shit senpai
I like literally every subgenre of metal aside from atmosludge, post-metal and prog. metal.
>>65835732
Bands like Machine Head, Vektor, Coroner and Chimera are considered Neo Thrash. Music that goes beyond what Exodus did on Bonded by blood, basically.
So, new Be'lakor album, what are people's impressions?
>>65835475
yeah i guess so. sweet cd though
>>65835761
there literally isn't more to it it's just new thrash and it's universally bad
>>65835856
i hate literally every subgenre of metal aside from atmosludge, post-metal and stoner
>>65835856
do you think you might ever find bands that you might like in the genres you just listed?
>>65835858
gr8 b8 m8
>>65835865
Not as good as Stone's Reach maybe not even as good as Of Breath and Bone. It was ok.
>>65835851
>>65835858
>going beyond "Bonded by Blood"s framework
Ew, fucking gross, why would they do that?
Urfaust as a band I can literally only stand live, all their albums and EP's are fucking shit to listen to at home. Prove me wrong
>>65835871
when will this meme end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Zg4o6NFnk
>>65835441
>tfw Time is Up is fantastic, but I can't enjoy Burn or Unnatural Selection
>>65835856
>not liking ISIS(theband)
There are some shit atmosludge bands but ISIS was god-tier on Oceanic and Panopticon.
people who hate on neo-thrash are biggest fucking unkvlt plebs there are
at least atmoshitters admit they don't actually like metal
>>65835871
I like these lads desu. Even got drunk with them and bashed my head off a beer glass.
https://youtu.be/vJqFe36gSgw
>>65835921
The thing is, I can't prove you wrong with mere words. Urfaust has to be experienced. Light a candle, put on any urfaust album, darken all the lights in the room except the candle and listen to the music on a superior hifi system or good headphones (like a true clochard). Then and only then can you free your mind and experience the qualities Urfaust want to evoke with their lo fi stream of conciousness music.
>>65832802
seen them in toronto on sunday they were amazinggg
>>65836007
wew lad when I saw them live I had some annoying bitch headbang into me so I couldn't experience it properly
>>65836042
relocate
Gojira is my favourite band EVER. I just can't stop listening to Gojira. It has everything. It is so multifaceted it can never get boring. Where everything else fails Gojira prevails.
>>65836086
I'm unironically too autistic to relocate at every show I am at
>>65836099
Pretty obvious bait
>>65835856
'Post-metal' is just a pretentious name for atmosludge
>>65833591
This looks sick
>>65836103
>>65836103
No I mean move cities. Now. You don't derserve where you live now.
>neothrash
you conservative plebs will trash anything that pushes boundaries stylistically without a second thought, and yet you all cream your pants when a band makes a lame imitation of a genre that died decades ago. if you really hate new music so much then you should at least just listen to the original thrash movement, and not this half-assed copycat game that your cheesy, uncreative neo-thrash bands are playing
>>65835964
No they weren't.
>>65836144
>when a band makes a lame imitation of a genre that died decades ago
that's exactly why these people hate neo-thrash though
>>65836007
> I can't prove you wrong with mere word
so what you're saying is that you have no evidence?
>hen and only then can you free your mind and experience the qualities Urfaust want to evoke with their lo fi stream of conciousness music.
that's no argument
you don't have a case, hipster
Never listened to jenovavirus, recc me their best stuff?
>>65836132
I think I know what you are getting it but I am unsure, are you saying I am undeserving of experiencing this amazing bands live?
>>65836144
but neothrash is shit precisely because it's just a lazy copy of original thrash
Post the objective best albums of their genre/subgenre
>>65836144
Dude you do the same damn thing and you know it
>>65836160
if people hate it so much, then why is it spammed to oblivion in every single thread?
>>65836147
Yes they were.
>>65836103
just overact, man. Everyone can do it. When one song finishes you just say "I'm gonna check out the sound from the soundboard position right now" and everyone is having a laugh and you can safely move.
>>65836177
You first
>>65836187
NO they weren't.
>>65836186
when i say ''hate'' i mean the people who go on and on about how shit neo-thrash is, not the people posting neo-thrash
like goddamn do you think this general is a literal hive mind
>>65836177
>inb4 shitstorm
>>65836186
Because of memes, newfag
>>65836186
obviously not everyone hates all neothrash but I think it's fair to say that most people like at most very little of it.
Vektor is spammed because for some reason it became hipster's first thrash band
Lich King is spammed because it's fucking shite and triggers blackboys
>>65836177
I wouldn't call Rust In Peace the best thrash album, but Megadeth is easily the best band of the Big 4.
>>65836177
Vektor is my favourite band EVER. I just can't stop listening to Vektor. It has everything. It is so multifaceted it can never get boring. Where everything else fails Vektor prevails.
>>65836216
well i was addressing my post to the people in this general who post it and like it
>>65836216
>not being tapped into the hivemind
this is why I don't trust tripfriends
>>65836177
That is not even the best Megadeth album in my opinion, Peace Sells is so much better.
>>65836220
Filosofem is not the best BM album, not even the best second wave album if you want to consider it that, that would be In the Nightside Eclipse or Transylvanian Hunger
>>65836220
No shitstorm, we just all know you're wrong.
>>65836177
>>65836186
What are you talking about?
>>65836177
that's not Dimension Hatröss :^)
>>65836232
They are easily the second worst. Just ahead of Anthrax
>>65836182
>Dude you do the same damn thing and you know it
what do you mean by this?
>>65836260
>implying i don't control the flow of the content the hivemind likes and dislikes
>>65836261
It's the best atmoshit though
OK SERIOUSLY
Why is Anthrax part of the Big Four but not Testament
obscura is shit
>>65836293
I mean that you also do the very thing you accuse us of doing.
>>65836300
>controlling the flow without being tapped in
yeah right, I'm not gonna fall for your lies
>>65835964
>(the band)
sad that they're disbanded. kinda want to see whether they would have pulled an AJJ.
>>65836277
Megadeth was miles ahead of Metallica and Slayer in terms of songwriting and technicality IMO.
>>65836314
Band or the album by Gorguts?
Doesn't matter both suck
>>65836314
the album obscura is o good but i always felt Written In Waters was better
>>65836308
Die großen 4 waren ein schönes geflügeltes Wort unter Fans die über Thrash diskutiert haben. Ein geflügeltes Wort bis sich die großen 4 unter ebendiesem Namen auf die Bühne gestellt haben und alles zunichte gemacht haben. Buh.
>>65836352
>IMO
Also Megadeth had terrible songwriting.
>>65836261
>Filosofem is not the best BM album, not even the best second wave album if you want to consider it that, that would be In the Nightside Eclipse or Transylvanian Hunger
>implying that first wave is better than second wave
also it may not be THE best, but it's easily on the same level as in the nightside eclipse and TH
>>65836266
it's easily one of the best. it whether you're willing to admit it or not, atmosphere and aesthetic are one of the most defining aspects of black metal, and filosofem is the album that solidified that. if you think otherwise and listen to black metal strictly for riffs, then you're listening to the wrong genre of music
If you had to make an American Thrash Big Four with bands that existed back in the 80's, but judging them by their output now, who would it be?
Overkill
Death Angel
Testament
Exodus
>>65836308
the Big Four is literally just the top selling thrash bands. that's it.
anyone that takes the Big Four seriously is a retard.
>>65836386
yeah, that's my opinion. if you don't agree with it, there's nothing I can do about it.
>>65836308
>Why is Anthrax part of the Big Four but not Testament
what does he mean by this?
>>65836388
Sure, it's pretty fucking good and no one sensible would argue it wasn't important. But it's not the best. For the second wave, like the other anon you're replying to, TH is better.
>>65836430
No. There isn't.
>>65836406
so literally all the "who would be the last band in the big five" bands? Makes you wonder...
>>65836445
that's what I just said
>>65836463
Exodus
>>65836331
but i embrace new boundary-pushing music and condemn uninspired revivalism. progress is what brought us from sabbath to thrash, death, black etc. and progress is what will bring us to new, interesting subgenres in the future
>>65836474
Yes. It is.
>>65836486
No you don't.
>>65836388
Jesu dod is the only one good track on filosomeme,
det som engang var is his best
if you disagree you're a fookin pleb
>>65836523
Burzum is Burzum's best
>>65836515
o-okay
>>65836523
Det som engang var is number two after Hvis lyset tar oss
>>65836187
Prove it
