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/metal/ general: Pope Formosus edition
old thread: >>65816812
>The Cadaver Synod (also called the Cadaver Trial; Latin: Synodus Horrenda) is the name commonly given to the posthumous ecclesiastical trial of Pope Formosus, held in the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome during January of 897.[1] The trial was conducted by the successor, Pope Stephen (VI) VII, to Formosus' successor, Pope Boniface VI. Stephen accused Formosus of perjury and of having acceded to the papacy illegally. At the end of the trial, Formosus was pronounced guilty and his papacy retroactively declared null.
The macabre spectacle turned public opinion in Rome against Stephen. Rumors circulated that Formosus' body, after washing up on the banks of the Tiber, had begun to perform miracles. A public uprising led to Stephen being deposed and imprisoned. While in prison, in July or August 897, he was strangled.
>mfw Romans were metal as fuck
>tfw you need to go to sleep but cant stop listening to japanese goregrind
god please help me
>>65823806
Y'all liking the new Sumac?
New Russian Circles hype???
>>65823910
150 mg diphenhydramine + 8 oz rum = severe blackout followed by sleep
>>65823806
Who's the madman that threw the people's corpse in the river
>>65823910
post that shit
>>65823970
His successor had Formosus's fingers chopped off and his body thrown into the Tiber. Cutting off the fingers was symbolic to annulling the pope's consecrations (basically a gesture to bless something). A monk later retrieved the body and claimed that it preformed "miracles." Peasants absolutely lost their shit and turned public opinion against the new pope who was thrown in prison and strangled by a lunatic cellmate.
>>65824126
Someone make an album out of this.
>>65823950
Sorry we're not big on hipster post-metal here.
>>65824198
Your loss dickweed
>>65824233
Nothing of value was lost.
http://www.metalinjection.net/editorials/if-you-still-dont-think-varg-vikernes-is-racist-after-watching-this-video-youre-either-blind-or-racist
Why is metal journalism so cancerous?
>>65824278
Yeah like your taste
>>65824299
>metalinjection.
no thanks
>>65824299
>any journalism
>ever not cancerous
>>65824303
That just means you admit post-metal has no value.
>>65824299
holy shit that comment section
>>65824348
Yeah....
Like
Your
Taste
>select all images with trees
>>65824383
Sure, I get that, but that sentence says that both my taste and post-metal have no value.
>*assuming we're all White
Post stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmCtPkZoUmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caEsUyf3tCU
Sure, I get that, but that sentence says that both my taste and post-metal have no value.
>lol
>>65824476
Goddamn you fucked that post up
>>65824475
I unironically listen to a power metal band called Fairyland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-L7N1CgSFc
>>65824475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND-RZzgmEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT-ttHx9ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iHxLs5maM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQlZsxF9GMA
>>65824476
>>65824476
>>65824476
>>65824476
>>65824476
>Goddamn you fucked that post up>ha!>implying
>>65824475
heard this for the first time today
so damn good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-7qhiOTs8Q
>>65824549
2/10 on-purpose retardposting
this is unironically great
>>65824537
You had me at unhuman, the eurobeat was just icing on the cake
>Message from Youri : " What's up shitheads!! I'm still stuck in Bordeaux Beach (Montreal Jail) until july/august but I still don't give up on music. I'm working on lyrics every day, and so far, these are pretty brutal/bizarre/in your face/epic/sexy/monstrous!! Keep seending us good vibes, so we get the opportunity to hit the studio as soon as I get out of this shitty stupid fucking shit hole. See you guys soon, and please enjoy the sunshine for me (and drink a few IPAs/Stouts/whiskey's/94% alc./vol. Peace out
Anyone know why he's in jail?
>>>/b/690688408
wew lads
>>65824741
he was 2 brutal 4 Canada
>>65824741
maybe he bought plastic spoons
>>65825086
are plastic spoons illegal there
>>65825099
yes
>>65825160
what a strange land
its not even death meal they are playing in there baka
>>65825217
Normies don't know what death metal is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh6hnP4eiWk
What's Suffocation like live ?
It would take 1,100 Decibels to create a black hole the size of the milky way
Manowar plays at 139 dB.
This band literally produces over 10% of the energy required to destroy the entire fucking galaxy
>>65825449
Pretty good, they go pretty hard and play songs from all over their discography, both older and newer stuff
>>65825555
As much as I want to believe, decibels are logarithmic, Manowar is about 96 orders of magnitude too quiet to create a black hole that large, which is an obscenely large black hole anyway, since the one at the centre of the galaxy, a couple million times the mass of the sun, is only about the size of the solar system, which is pitifully tiny compared to the galaxy as a whole. Nice quads though.
daily reminder that you could make it too if only you believed in your dreams
>>65825555
t. person who does not understand how loudness measurement works
>>65825921
whats that?
>>65824299
I used to visit metalsucks just to read the comment section where almost every single comment was slamming axl rosenberg, unfortunately every decent commenter moved to toiletovhell and now metalsuck is pretty much tumblr
>>65825921
me second from left
>>65826655
I don't even get the point of metalsucks, every single thing they post about gets posted earlier on metalinjection anyway
What the fuck is the difference between slam and BDM?
>>65826868
slam is a lot more focused on just playing slams, seriously newfag it's not hard just listen to a few bands for fuck's sake
>>65824348
Nothing has any value.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt4VaTr4Zs
>>65826868
>>65826913
and now that you know the difference, you should call it all slam and watch people get butthurt
>>65824475
literal 10 of 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4RLwLJYduY
what's up /crunkcore/?
>>65825449
Put a plastic bag over your head and tell someone to not let any air in or out
anybody have that pic that was something like
"essential white art black background red logo-core"
>>65826868
None.
They're both shit.
>>65827404
>>65827462
much appreciated
>>65823806
what is the first black metal album ever?
mayhem's EP?
>>65827481
>>65827267
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
>>65827462
Nice.
I need death metal bands in the vein of Bring Me The Horizon and Suicide Silence.
>>65827635
what you need is a rope
>>65827635
There are quite a few, but the classic deathcore style is not trendy anymore, it was a 2007 to 2010 thing at best. I suggest you start looking for new trend genres, old school styled death/thrash, discovering old demos and incantation style is the successor to deathcore.
>>65827635
niggerdevil and asking alexandria and black veil brides
>>65827655
I have been told Whitechapel are pioneers of technical slam.
>>65827499
Jesus fuck no
what if justin bieber made a slam?
Does /metal/ like Weedeater?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaoT_2TZYrw
>>65827783
DUDE
>>65827791
I EAT WEED LMAO
what if jack black made a goregrind?
What if Kanye West joined ZIERLER?
What if Lil B joined ROTN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6UZFkrv9-E
wow
it really makes you think huh?..
how do i H Y P R T H R Λ S H ?
>>65827890
more like hipster trash
>>65827906
this isn't vektor bro
anyone here in to botulistum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_h8ufzByzg
>>65827890
I really really like that album, unfortunately many thrash metal fans won't like it since it has kind of melodeathy chord progressions, still the riffs are dank as fuck
sounds like Matrix
Didn't chuck not like most of the other osdm bands at the time? I've read in an interview that he critisised other bands for being brutal for the sake of brutal
It's pretty pretentious tb.h
>>65828062
He trash talked Slaughter and Atheist. If I'm not mistaken, The Philosopher was about Masvidal.
>>65828062
Yeah I remember that interview, I think the bands he decided not to name were morbid angel or cannibal corpse
what if varg joined babymetal?
>>65828090
nah chris barnes said he and chuck were smoking buddies back in the day.
Needledrop magma review when
>>65828080
what did he say about atheist? Never listened to them but I always see people jizz in their pants everywhere for the praying kiddo album
>>65828505
>never listened to them
nigga what are you doing here
>>65827890
Bretty good album, I remember when it was shilled here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZxQ_x3JFk
jesus fucking christ are they serious?
>>65828776
stop giving nuclear blast views
> I hate Nuclear Blast
>>65828776
>those deathcore earrings
>>65828817
damn i look swaglicious
>>65828776
why did they have to go full meme?
I actually enjoyed the first album
what are the best corpse paint designs?
>>65828920
you posted it, dude on the right looks kind of scary even
why was no one in on this massive JUST last year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMIe4qQYr_k
![5805_artist[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C3MFgCL.jpg "5805_artist[1].jpg")
>>65828920
>>65828936
nah i'm pretty sure there was an australian band with better corpsepaint but I've lost them
>>65828961
probably since dark moor stopped being relevant a long time ago
>>65828961
the album cover's amazing though
>>65828920
I know the band is shit
>>65828961
Hahaha that video is funny, its just humans gunning down ayy lmaos
>>65829005
>sucking a ghost's dick
G - M
What's some good metal to listen to while browsing reddit?
>>65829068
Any Thrash metal, especially Megadeth and Anthrax
>>65829068
Black metal
>>65829068
Slam
>>65829068
Power metal
post cancerous metal musicians that metal would be better off if they never existed
>>65829171
Tony Iomi
>>65829171
mitch lucker
>>65829171
Bjorn "Speed" Strid and Dave "Dave 'Dave' (Dave)" Mustaine
>>65829188
why mustaine ?
>>65829171
Phil Anselmo
>>65829198
lol
>>65829171
>destroys one of the best power/thrash/speed metal scenes by flooding it with ghost-written pop metal and flower metal just to line his pockets
>got away with murdering a band member by convincing everybody it was a suicide
>has the nerve to pretend he's going to save the scene from flower metal for publicity even though he's intentionally responsible for it in the first place
Fuck this turbokike gook and everything he stands for
>>65829198
>getting memed on
psshhh, kiddo
>>65829198
it's b8
>>65829171
varg
>>65829171
John "Wank" Progetrucci
>>65829208
He might have been responsible for making x-japan big though, he sure knows his way with money, also I kind of enjoy the ghost-written visual kei shit since it's usually done by actually really good songwriters
I don't think I've seen this mentioned here. Probably my bm aoty for last year
>>65829208
>you will never be a 51 year old man and look like a twink
>>65829238
looks like hipster shit
>>65829238
>>65829248
>released on Eisenwald
aaaand i was right
>>65829248
It's kinda similar to mgla but actually good
You can decide for yourself whether that makes it hipster shit or not
>>65829236
the only good VK bands are the ones that aren't ghostwritten, or the ghostwriters' actual main projects that they write themselves. the ghost-written garbage is very stale and generic because the ghost-writers save the best idea for their actual bands.
>ywn be a fucking mushroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8ml7eENuI
>>65829278
So you hipsters dislike Mgla now, huh? That was quick.
>>65829279
The singles that they promote are usually the best songs on the album, there are some good ones desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>65829276
>>65829248
Stick to slam child
>>65829276
Eisenwald is a pretty good atmoshit label
They've released Ildjarn, Vinterriket, and Angantyr
please kill me
>>65829302
>atmoshit
>pretty good
pick one, no really, pick one
>>65829304
will do
>>65829293
the singles have to be good to drag in people who buy their albums. the rest of the album is generally half-assed though.
>>65829316
well yeah
>>65829280
>4:43
what did he mean by this?
>>65829313
you're doing something wrong if you don't like Ildjarn
>>65829302
You're the kind of person who thinks he can find the best collection of masterpieces on bandcamp
>thrash till death
>death metal was formed mid 80s
>thrash still going
explain this thrashfags
Any black metal likes this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3isFzW6hikY
>>65829355
weak B8 blackie
>>65829355
You're lucky if you can find a thrasher with something resembling intelligence lad
My god, this is the best shit I've heard in years
>>65829376
gimmick-core, the black metal parts are terrible recycled garbage
>>65829376
taco circle is pretty weak, lad
>>65829375
>I only listen to intelligent sub-genres like post-metal and p4k-core
Growing my hair longer
hurry up
>>65829405
>the reputation thrashers have in the thrash metal scene is indicative of my intelligence
??
>>65829415
>Blackie criticizing the image and stereotypes of other genres
w e w
>finland has the most metal bands per 100,000 people
Is this proof that metal is for asians?
>>65829425
>only black metal heads dislike thrashers
I hate to break it to you but
What is going on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bairKunb14I
>>65829444
Oh yeah, goths and scene kids do too :^)
And that's no relevant to how shit your image is paint pham
>>65829445
Best thrash revival album?
>>65829445
30 seconds might just be the optimal length for thrash songs, this was prettyg oo
>>65829445
>neothrash
>Dream Theater references
wew
>>65829475
nah 30s is optimal length for grind, 3 min is for a thrash song
>How do you want your Goatmoon EP?
>Just Seven Nation Army my shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eu2wmBAH54
>>65829489
shut the fuck up you listen to Luwte
Only best thrash metal album of the decade can be posted from this point on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FXNU0jdlLM
>>65829524
It's pretty good but the game over one is better tb.h
>>65829524
K I L L
I
L
L
F A S T
A
S
T
One of the dankest riffs ever written
0:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niuy_GqpU1s
>>65829524
What about this though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN7I97cpmJM
>>65829068
Yourfavoriteband.jpg
>>65829553
SATAN IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
heavy, more like this senpais ?
>>65829575
their second album is even better
>>65829383
>>65829399
Well, I really liked the first two tracks, although I agree that the rest is generic
>>65829524
>>65829546
>mickey mouse doing harsh vocals
>>65829553
it would be a lot better if he didn't do those high squeals
>>65829575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhux8pHjkM
>>65829628
everybody and their mom's tampon listened to this, anything else that isn't Demolition Hammer/Massacra/Morbid Saint ?
>>65829649
Does it have to be Thrash?
>>65829575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOqGi6VHYeA
>>65829649
Sure, here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EVewJA8jM
>>65829658
Thrash/DM
>>65829681
Already listened to it, good album
>>65829693
Hits the right spot, thanks anon
>>65829681
God I fucking love Sodom, I don't think they released anything before M-16 that I dislike
>wake up
>it's thrash metal hours
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88soF58xJ6o
>>65829707
New Sodom is where it's at
>>65824299
I know deathmetal.org triggers all the autists and hipsters, but they're honestly the only metal website worth visiting. Their reviews are brutally honest, they have a ton of articles about the history of metal and of metal as art and culture. Not to mention they are rabid anti-SJW.
>>65829705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBI72OKmNU
>>65829716
If you get past the nice vocals, it's generic thrash Tbqh..
What do you think of this album?
>>65829776
true but its the most generic song on the EP. EP itself isn't that special but it's some generic but nice death thrash with a few moments of really great stuff
shame they never really did much after that EP beyond a few singles
>>65829835
I'm a lonewolf/10
>>65829835
It's good, but I listened to it so goddamn much as a teenager that I tried listening to it again recently as an adult and was still burnt out on it.
>Black metal is full of spics
>Thrash is full of normies
>Power metal is full of invalids
>Core is full of niggers
>Death metal is full of all sorts of coloreds
>Slam is only played by whites and Japs (who are also white)
Why don't you like slam? Do you support white genocide?
>>65829944
It's Thrash that is full of spics and Black metal that is full of normies now.
>>65829944
I listen exclusively to slam and power metal because I am the master race.
this is the cancer killing metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o6IoZnuCJo
>>65830137
it's a joke band
>>65830140
no it isnt
>>65830137
Legitimately the best crabcore ever
>>65830192
patrician crabcore coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDgbYF48UPw
>>65830232
what the fuck synchronised crab, beyond embarassing
>>65830232
That's just not nearly as catchy as
COME ON EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
>>65830232
>6 people
wew
this was pretty funny
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/12/13/former-attack-attack-bassist-john-holgado-is-the-stupidest-human-being-ever/
>>65830246
Eskimo Callboy aren't messengers of the Good LORD like AAS though.
>>65828776
why did they even do music vids for this
>>65828776
period blood happy house smear
now that's kvlt
>>65830264
>For months now I’ve thought that I was homosexual
>You are what you think. Also im not homosexual
>>65830311
>>65830264
why doesn't metalsucks stick to slamming crabcore musicians instead of doing metal """journalism"""? they're actually decent at it
Also im not homosexual
>>65828776
Who dis wizard nigga?
What ya'll chumps think about dis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw
>>65830564
It's my go to workout album atm
How do I stop being a baby and learn to tell the difference between thrash, groove, and death metal?
>>65829944
whats the album on the far right?
>>65830829
groove doesn't exist, listen to a few thrash bands, listen to a few death metal bands
>>65829410
my hair is just starting to tickle my neck. I just want jesus locks breh.
I bet you guys don't know about demonic slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JScDdtdR9Q
essential slam?
>>65831046
katalepsy autopsychosis
abominable putridity the anomalies of artificial origin
>>65831046
Official me/metal/ song of June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>65830861
>groove doesn't exist
come to Texas
>>65831066
this song is as slams as hard as you possibly can
there's no reason for any more slam to be made
New Kayo Dot is out.
Is Toby still our boy?
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/kayo-dot-plastic-house-on-base-of-sky-stream
When I listen to doom metal I imagine myself being a skeleton, like a spooky scary living skeleton. It's a really good feeling when I'm really depressed.
>>65831186
Haven't listened yet but toby will always be our boy
Are there 100 metal albums which are 10/10 in the entire genre?
>>65831066
>1:04
>1:12
>1:23
>1:33
>2:24
>2:31
>>65831259
what are you even asking
>>65831259
There are about 93 albums which are 9.3/10 in the entire genre
>>65831286
where's your evidence?
>>65831282
If you got all the 10/10 albums from death metal, and all the ones from black metal, etc,etc would there be 100 overall? talking about objective 10/10s
>>65831263
is six really enough though?
i just can't wait for sonic boom bass drop breakdowns to kill metal forever
>>65831320
>objective 10/10s
W E W
E
W
Let's post weird/unique black and death metal from the early 90s
>>65831382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oR4LajFVE
http://officialneurosis.blogspot.sk/2016/06/neurosis-reveal-initial-information.html
Oh man
i really want to die
>>65831382
Fairly well known but that doesn't make it less weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmvPnOKL-Ok
>>65827462
This list doesn't have The Oath of Black Blood
Literally the most important album after Fallen Angel
>>65831520
No don't. You'll be missing out on the new Tool album.
Do you guys like funeral doom?
>>65831522
A+, their debut full-length is one of my favourite pieces of metal ever
>>65831538
I see what you did there
>>65831520
>>65831537
Necrophagist too
you don't want to miss that, right anon?
>>65830264
>“I today, am admitting that I am was/were/have been/am clinically depressed. Why such a confusing statement?”
>>65831382
Hyperunderrated dissonant jazzy deathgrind comin' thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7vyfWAJkUQ
>>65831382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpj3iRFBzGQ
>>65831538
No, I like death metal
Pic related
>>65830264
>metalsucks.net
stop giving them views
Even the album cover is shitposting vertically
>>65831625
I hate metalsucks but that article might be the only good thing they've ever done tb.h, hilarious the whole way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7TLjxOirE
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