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/metal/ general: Jack Black edition
old thread: >>65109245
first
First for thall
nth for fat chicks are /metal/
>>65115651
This meme never was, and never will be funny.
>at work in 10 hours
>just want to stay up all night listening to choons
metal for this feel?
>>65115674
This should be treated like blackposting.
With disgust and deletion
>>65115674
>MUH TEST
cuck
Replying to shit from hours ago in the thread is autist as fuck, honestly.
Is industrial metal hipster?
>>65115739
yes
>>65115737
Still posting about something someone else did is autist as fuck, honestly.
>>65115737
why though
I avoid doing that but if I have something to add I'll post it
>>65115739
No, that's normiecore
>>65115737
I'm gonna do it as much as I want you spergmaster, and there's nothing you can do about it! :)
>tfw you notice an increase in metal threads outside of /metal/
please stick to your containment thread. I don't care how bad it's gotten in here, you're just gonna have to find a way to save it
Recent metal purchases.
>>65115800
"no"
>>65115763
Says the guy doing just that
>>65115798
Fine, be an autist. As long as you're accepting of it. Some people are just autistic I guess
>>65115769
Because the thread, the conversation and the people have moved on. But you get these autists who get to the thread and go through it replying to everything chronologically, more often that not saying things that were already pointed out or brought up.
>>65115739
I don't think there is a single hipster who enjoys Fear Factory, Pitchshifter and Ministry
>>65115800
We're actually in the process of fracturing. So prepare your bodies.
>>65115832
Who gives a shit
>Post like THIS dammit!
You're on the spectrum, right?
>>65115850
Scaruffi
>>65115872
Scaruffi is not a hipster
>>65115870
Projecting and deflecting has been your MO through this entire thing, I said you should accept your autism. Make peace with it, it's a part of you.
>>65115850
One of the ex-Pitchfork guys. Phil Ott or something. He really likes Ministry.
>>65115903
>le king of hipsters
>>65115919
>Projecting and deflecting has been your MO through this entire thing
Funny, as I could say the same thing of you. You even had to borrow the terms from me because you're only capable of communicating in memes lmao
>>65115921
You mean Chris Ott? His shallow reward rants are pretty funny
>>65115938
>thinks Radiohead and most /mu/core are overrated
>hipster
>>65115950
>Funny, as I could say the same thing of you
You couldn't last thread. You can't now. Your autism is your undoing.
Give up now, sperglette. Go to your handler or something, you need a nap.
>>65115961
Yeah Chris Ott. I watched one of his vids about Lollapalooza and Mercury Rev, and he raved about Ministry. Inspired me to check em out.
His other vlog about p4k and their business model was savage.
>>65116009
A handler? I told your mum I was busy.
>>65115674
visible hip bones or it's not kvlt
>>65116045
Heavy metal => heavy women
>>65115856
/METAL/'S DEVASTATED
/MU/ IS ON IT'S KNEES
A JANITOR COMES DOWN FROM THE SKIES
IN ANSWER TO THEIR PLEAS
>>65116041
And now your momma jokes? Is that supposed to be insulting?
from >>65115950
>had to borrow the terms from me
Like you started calling me autistic for calling you autistic? I have a reason, and you just need an insult to throw at me.
>>65116067
THIS
IS
THE WORDFILTER
>>65116064
>>>/hc/
take your gross fetish out
Post /metal/ girls, preferably blonde, slutty and trashy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qQ_brIsfY
Too bad her band sucks
>10 million views
Fucking how?
>>65116075
Shitposts beget shitposts bud
>>65116088
MEMES
OF
STEEL WORDFILTER
>>65116111
how? because boobs
>>65116117
MEMES ARE GOING UNDER
HEADY FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLSSS
>>65116115
So? You're still autistic.
>>65116152
So? So are you.
>>65116167
And you're back to just throwing insults back at me. Is that related to the autism? A lack of imagination or something, or some weird defense mechanism?
post crust grils or no grils
>>65116212
>crust
>metal
>>65116212
crust punk and blackened crust is p cool, but crusties are literal subhuman garbage.
What got you into /metal/ nerds?
>>65116237
metal
>>65116201
Neither. I communicate exclusively with a consortium of high functioning autists, and as such am exceptionally good at identifying traits indicative of those on the "spectrum." I'd invite you to join if you weren't so hostile and in denial.
>>65116236
what's good entry level crust? never listened to it before and i'm pretty curious
>>65116237
hipster shit
I still enjoy hipster shit but you know how /metal/ is nowadays
>>65116237
I was 12 years old and my grandma got sick of watching me because I kept distracting her from her job of being a phone sex operator, so she gave me some money to go to the movies, but instead I went the record store and bought Hell Awaits on cassette. Threw it into my Spider Man tape player I got for my birthday and the rest is history.
>>65116237
guitar hero III
>>65116237
Opeth and Mastodon
Getting bored of indie rock
>>65116262
Alright, so you've backed up into absurdity and have stopped defending yourself from accusations of autism, and more or less admitted you are autistic.
Mission accomplished, and goodbye forever, autist
>>65116237
Gorguts Obscura
>>65116237
All my friends liked Metallica. I decided to go further beyond and like Slayer. Etc.
>>65116304
I knew you'd give up eventually, kid.
>my grandma got sick of watching me because I kept distracting her from her job of being a phone sex operator
>>65116266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwneRNdA2g
>>65116328
I knew you'd try to string me along, autist, but I won.
>>65115856
>We're actually in the process of fracturing
>>65116237
daydreaming about being vegeta while Crawling plays
Post god-tier obscure grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3tLhx-08pg
>>65116237
black sabbath, deep purple, and led zeppelin
>>65116237
Nu-metal
>>65116237
Iron Maiden
>>65116347
Nice try, but no one wins here. Our "autistic" discussion went absolutely nowhere and just wasted both of our precious lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2PtF1D-wA
I forgot all about this band
>>65116438
I was actually samefagging this entire exchange.
>>65116341
o shit, this is fucking sick
guess i've got a new genre rabbit hole to dive into
>>65116454
that's autistic as fuck
>>65116449
Solid Burzum worship with enough deviations to make them interesting. Sjel Av Natten is a cool EP, good nighttime music.
>>65116488
Rude
>>65116509
A U T I S M
>>65116533
Rude. Although consecutive dubs is impressive.
>>65116549
Samefagging an entire discussion is autistic, do not even try to deny that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvUJOzkHwMg
HEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
>>65116571
Not getting jokes is a sign of Asperger's, if I'm not mistaken.
>>65116592
Yes it is. Not getting jokes, not picking up on things is a sign of autism.
Deflecting I already expected from you, but now lying? A new low. I'm not sure I can believe anything you say now. You're an established liar.
Does industrial metal get more abrasive without veering into pure noise music? Maybe my expectations are just absurd, but this isn't crushing me hard enough.
does /metal/ like djentstep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjjmM3w2t_g
>>65116690
I prefer vapordjent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAfkH8u-Ir8
>>65116237
I heard Darkthrone's Hans Siste Vinter, so i bought Panzerfaust. I got a lot into black, then i heard Death metal but i've never really liked it, then i got into thrash, then old heavy (60's-70's).
I came backwards tho, i only listen to Black Metal now, just like in th old days.
>dark world is kill for the west
>start using metalarea instead
>sub 320kbps collections
>incomplete discographies
>demos having higher bitrates than albums
>have to suck uploader dick with thanks
Thoughts on this guy's work?
>>65116766
awful hipster shit
>>65116787
How the hell is it awful, hipster or shit
>>65116763
>not having everything in V0
even V2 is transparent, 320 kbps is overkill
Do you have long or short hair? Are you bald? What's the average /metal/ hairstyle?
>you will never be the Painkiller
>>65116763
>not using uloz.to
>>65116808
Short
>>65116831
uloz.to doesn't have the shit I'm looking for. Neither does psychocdd.
>>65116798
well shit and awful go hand in hand, obviously, and both mean the music is of poor quality
hipster refers to Cloudkicker being hipster as fuck
>>65115665
Never seen this artwork version, pretty sexy shit and a great album
I'm feeling exceptionally happy today, /metal/
Clearly this faggotry cannot go unpunished.
Hit me with your deepest, darkest, most depressive metal so that I might actually kill myself.
>>65116763
What do you mean it's kill for the west?
Are all the links down for people form this side of the world? Because the webpage is working normally for me
>>65116858
It's LP cover
>>65116237
cannibal corpse
heard about them on totse (an old bulletin board forum)
>>65116690
There are four things that everyone on /mu/ loves
Fat women
Black women
Shitposting
Djentstep
>>65116865
This'll make you want to off yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG9sqjUWvZc
>>65116637
What are their political beliefs ?
>>65116897
>Heavenly
I wanted dark, evil and sinister shit, not faggy Europower. Holy fuck that has got to be the weird thing I have ever heard in my entire life and I actually like power metal. Goddamn.
>>65116237
Nu metal, Pantera, Maiden, Metallica, Sabbath, Tool, RATM, Biohazard
Always thought -core was faggot shit
>>65116946
t. hipster
what are /metal/'s thoughts on this
i'm in 2 minds cuz it's p good but i feel like it's at least partly responsible for shit like evanescence and lacuna coil
>>65116995
Heavenly sucks my man
Not even big tittied lesbos tounging each other can make the music good.
>>65116936
It's the guy from Godflesh so I'm assuming they're fairly left-leaning. The vocals on this are so low in the mix it's almost impossible to make words out.
>>65117036
what's wrong with evanescence and lacuna coil?
>>65117036
>The Gathering influenced Evanescence and Lacuna Coil
Shit like The Cure and Alanis Morissette is more responsible for that garbage. The Gathering is actually good.
>>65116787
>>65117036
90s gothic metal used to be great
You can't blame them for the genre turning to shit now
>>65117066
Does /mu/ like death metal?
>>65117107
>>65117147
>le post in image filename meme
>>65117102
>The Cure
>shit
Triggered
>>65115737
Fuck you.
>>65117193
especially stupid because the cure were a fucking massive influence on pretty much every gothic metal band ever
>>65117139
Yes, I love brutal death metal bands such as Bring Me the Horizon, Asking Alexandra, Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold and Five Finger Death Punch
Is there an essential cuck-core list?
>>65117210
see pic
>>65117188
y u mad tho fag
>>65117256
>>65117252
Gojira, Type O Negative, Paradise Lost, Opeth the list goes on
>>65117279
>>65117317
>>65117280
>shitting on type o
ah fuck u
some things are 2 much
>>65116111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8
>>65117340
First song from the first album is about getting cucked
I mean
how can it not be cuck core?
Also type o are generally shit
>>65117061
Probably but i just want to be sure that they are not nationalists
>>65117339
>>65117370
>song about getting cheated on means you have a cuck fetish
ok kid
>>65117370
piece of shit
also you don't seem to actually know what cucking is
>>65117415
Computer A
>>65117415
>>65117340
they have a song called "kill all white people"
>>65117370
Adultery =/= cuckoldry
>>65117422
at this point "cuck" is just used as a generic insult
>>65117422
cuck means when you're not a bigot
>>65117448
They also have a song called "We Hate Everyone"
>>65117415
>>65117422
>>65117449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
>>65117466
this
cuck is a compliment
>>65117422
>>65117448
It's a song making fun of black people with that attitude tho
>>65117448
woah thats really hardcore its almost as hardcore as saying fuck christianity
>>65117477
from wiki
>A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.
>Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity by Type O Negative
A song being the victim of adultery
UCwtNBoI = Cuckcore
Is this a good place to start with them?
>>65117390
are you retarded??
>>65117541
no only cucks listen to amon amarth
>>65117449
>>65117422
so maybe it is you who do not know what cuckoldry is
>>65116766
He isn't much of a songwriter - a lot of his songs are just repeating riff sections transitioning very abruptly into each other - but I like his riffs so much that I don't mind.
His rhythms sound a little forced sometimes - like, to me it sounds like just adds or subtracts beats from a bar without also trying to make it sound 'natural' - but I give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it sounds natural to him. Anyway, I'm a sucker for complex rhythms.
His chord progressions tend to just flip endlessly between i and VI in minor keys, but I find it immersive.
'Fade' and 'Subsume' are my two favourite releases so far.
>>65117541
Nigga it don matter
They only wrote one album
>>65117513
But you don't get it. I'M white so now it's offensive.
>>65116237
Boris
>>65117252
Shellac is cuckcore but it's post-hardcore
fairly heavy tho
>>65117541
nah, start here
>>65116237
linkin park in 4th grade
AOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s
>>65117557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
>>65117605
nah
The good news is that when /metal/ dies we'll take over /mu/ by flooding the catalog so there's that to look forward to
daily reminder that lithurgy is best band
>>65117605
some good non-cuck metal right here
>>65117605
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>all the fucking white males in this thread using the c-slur
>>65117542
It is politics when bands use them in their lyrics, and nationalism and patriotism are bad things in my agenda, now fuck off and die shithead !
>>65117577
>hipster metal
cuck
>>65117644
>anime
cuck
>>65117646
>he can't even fucking spell the band name right
>>65117618
>maddox
>>65117252
>songs feat Dan Tompkins and Bjorn Strid
wew
>>65117605
>Ve[cuc]ktor -Termemeal Recux
>good
>tfw you're a cuck
Metal for this feel?
>this thread
>>65117618
I'll take wikipedia over some SJW youtuber cuck anyday
>>65117709
all metal is for cucks except thrash like vektor
>>65117422
Maddox pls go
>>65117709
Type O Negative and Gojira
>>65117541
Twilight > Oden
>>65117711
is that nitros oxide
>>65117709
obscure NWOBHM
So what is the most cuck genre? The genre most enjoyed by cucks?
death to cuckposting
>you will never have as refined musical sensibilities as this and put out the metal album of a decade
>>65117671
cuck detected
Last thread hipster, this thread cuck. I can't wait to sew the new witty banter that'll overtake the next thread.
>>65117776
Death metal, no doubt about it.
>>65117809
>>65117809
nah vektor is one of the central cuck bands
I wish djent and dmahsreguy came back
>>65117776
drone, blackgaze, hardcore
>>65117846
stop taking credit for other people's shitposts, cuck
>>65117868
both cucks
>>65117846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0
>>65117841
a rare instance ITT of the word being used properly
>>65117846
>>65117885
t. Nu "Cuck" Male, esq
>>65117868
It's amazing how easy it was to kill Dmsharecuck, CKN truly is a metal warrior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cInzx4SZI
>>65117934
>CKN
>CoverKillNation
>CoKolNation
>CucKoldNation
CucKoldNation
Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of Animal Collective shirt wearing "professional" photographers heading to Starbucks after smoking too much K2 incense while watching a marathon of Oprah and The Big Bang Theory. It's this single piece of hippy bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing groove based indie rock with pseudo-intellectual lyrics and throwing naturalist bullshit on t-shirts. It is the prototype for The Sword.
Lyrically, everything that's wrong about metal now is found here. Joe Duplantier in all his LSD induced wisdom thought that, instead of coming up with something interesting to talk about, the mundane themes about the "dying whales" would resonate more with the hipster culture of mainstream America and, unfortunately, he was right. This was one of the key elements that were needed to allow smug suburban youth and pot smoking drum circle dwellers to relate with the stupidity of Gojira. All of these things are best exemplified in the after school special-isms of Ocean Planet and the cheap emotional appeals of Flying Whales and Global Warming. The half-assed poetry attempts suggests not a lot of time was spent on them, and feels more like something Nirvana would have come up with. The change to a more "eco-friendly" appearance in promo pics suggest about as much. These lyrics would make bands in the future reduce themselves to writing about mundane topics (environmentalism, mother nature) and shouting a bunch of faux-poetic words that mean nothing. It's just vague prose to "get people in touch with their earthen roots", like the indie or folk punk songs of the day.
This is barely metal aside from some guitar playing techniques. Gojira is really just groove based indie rock in how the focus is placed on sparse 2 note rhythm riffs being played for a "mellowing" grunge derived feel that will allow suburban kids to "get zen to it". It is an urbanized version of drinking bongwater in your semi-homeless neighbor's hammock. By removing all the intellectual aspects out of metal and dumbing it all down to a series of chugga chugga noises and pick scrapes, Gojira remove any heaviness that could be found in Bolt Thrower's groove riffs, further lowering the role of the guitar into being background noise to allow for Duplantier's bird squawking noises ("vocals") to take the forefront. Contrary to Duplantier's "I Hate Alternative Music" shirt he would often sport at this time, the indie-isms in the verse of lead single "Flying Whales" suggest an attempt to also appeal to the whine rock scene of the day since it was the most marketable guitar oriented music they could dress up as metal at that time.
When the home videos are more memorable for the political message than the music, you know this band wasn't good. Unfortunately, liberal pandering and some whale design t-shirts were all it took to sell this "cool" album about "environmentally conscious topics" to the impressionable morons of the day. The birthplace for Mastodon rests in this album.
so is it normal for generals experience dips and then return to at least some level of quality or is it time to bail altogether
it's been at least 6 months since this shit was tolerable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCgPIu7KSMM
what do y'all think of this band
cuck has been overused and is no longer a good meme
new meme is 'cucc'
>>65118037
>on youtube
bad
(didn't listen btw)
>>65118042
whatever cuck
>>65118062
How else am I supposed to link it?
>>65117981
>>65118012
>I take metallum reviews seriously
cuck
>>65118042
>when she cucc
>>65118031
generals generally go through shit phases but /metal/ has been consistently dropping in quality for a while now.
>>65117934
that meltdown was ebin
>>65118031
>>65118105
>maybe if i complain about it it'll get better
the cucks itt, i swear
>Tfw reading this thread
Metal for this feel?
>>65118042
>when u nut but she still cuccin'
>>65117489
didn't see that coming...
>>65118140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWi8PCFi6hg
>>65118031
It was all fault of autistic weeaboos and riff fags
>>65118186
That's literally everyone here
>>65118186
Atmocucks are responsible for any and all shitposting in /metal/, no surprise considering hating riffs is the same as hating metal.
Cattle Decapitation are utter trash and anyone calling them innovative, or even remotely aggressive, is clearly listening to a different band. It's the stockest Nuclear Blast death metal you can get (albeit with a dank vocalist) and their edgy music videos only strengthen the impression that they're trying to distract from their lack of actual intensity.
Cattle Decapitation are utter trash and anyone calling them innovative, or even remotely aggressive, is clearly listening to a different band. It's the stockest Nuclear Blast death metal you can get (albeit with a dank vocalist) and their edgy music videos only strengthen the impression that they're trying to distract from their lack of actual intensity.
>>65117773
>Witchfinder General
>obscure
"no"
I think we know who's fault this all is.
>>65118042
>she cucc me
>>65118239
>this is what riffbabbies believe
>>65118249
Same for Anaal Nathrakh. People think they're the MOSTEST BRUTALEST because of their edgy song titles and angry vocals, but those happy melodeath riffs and clean-vocals choruses? Really? These guys are more intense and genuinely abrasive than (insert third-world brutal death/industrial noise-black act here)? It galls me that people dare to compare them to the conceptually and instrumentally brilliant and innovative Axis of Perdition.
>>65118239
nah actually it's the fault of autists unable to cope with people liking something they don't like. I used to think this general could be saved but it's been good for nothing but shitposting and needs to be burned to the ground so we can go back to creating individual threads about metal, which actually have some good discussion
>>65118263
I love how you insignificant avatarfag shitposters are delusional enough to think you had anything to do with the decline of this general
>>65118249
>>65118294
Why can't Dmshareguy be wrong all the time, why must he actually have some spot on opinions at times.
>>65118294
All I'm getting from this is that the pasta writer never heard Codex Necro, and that Axis of Perdition is for cucks,
>>65116111
I've always liked female screams but everytime they use spoken word or aren't screaming I just can't do it anymore.
That being said are there any good meal bands with female vocalist?
>>65118344
Cloud Rat
>>65118260
ok then how's this friendo?
Literally debating on weather I should go Download Festival just for Bany Metal.
Fuck
>>65118335
>cattle decap sucks because they aren't original
>dude check out erra not generic core at all I can't believe the feels this album gives me
he's always been a faggot
>>65118374
>weather
>>65116111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZqWLIQaKM4
>>65116380
lads this is fucking sweet
>>65118330
I love how you ignore what's right in front of you.
>>65118374
Baby Metal*
Fuck me.
>>65118378
Just because he's wrong on one hand doesn't mean he can't be right on the other, a broken clock is right twice a day you know.
>>65118344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV_mbQ7SEUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLdpSJ0QggM
>>65118417
except cat decap is actually good you cuck
>>65118402
Who's worse : In This Moment or Butcher Babies
>>65118417
But Anaal Nathrakh was, on Codex Necro, more intense and innovative than Axis of Perdition. None of the flaws he mentions apply to Codex Necro, and Axis Of Perdition is neither innovative or influential. And they're hipster atmoblack.
>>65118498
>two tits
>four tits
no contest
>>65118524
can't argue with math
>>65118498
Neither of them are relevant anymore. Both are edgy recently divorced single momcore but I'd rather watch a BB video with the tits than that ITM video.
Honestly this is a tough question
>>65118568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIScWpfZ2Z4
>>65118568
Well do you like Faith No More and Fishbone? Check out them first. Then try sleepytime gorilla museum or Otep
>>65118468
Overproduced tryhard br00tal death metal will never be good you pro-tool loving massive mallcore faggot. The one thing that makes Cattle Decuck even more obnoxious is Travis' hate for deathcore when he pumps up the same overly clean and sterile mall death metal complete with third rate Bolt Thrower grooves (without even 1% of the intensity) and shallow Necrophagist style wank riffs that get the Guitar Center babies all hot and bothered. Cattle Decrap share more similarities to Whitechapel and All Shall Perish than Morbid Angel or Dismember, the fact that people are so easily deceived into passing up their weak and mechanical attempts at br00tality as true metal goes to show how easy it is to feed borderline deathcore trash to impressionable babies, Summer Slaughter is where you brocore vermin belong.
>>65118524
Qualtitty > Quantitty
>>65118622
Fuck off cuck I still like cat decap and will continue to post in this general
>>65118682
Is this (You)?
>>65118711
Jesus christ kill yourself already
>>65118721
Why?
>>65118711
Yes
>>65118676
BB has both over ITM
Daily reminder that you fascists are literally subhuman
>>65118682
As long as you recognize yourself for the mallcore loving plague that you are then go ahead. Keep eating up your bouncy post-Heartwork market death metal that Metal Blade have been trying to pass off as extreme, the shallow Panterorrisms of Cattle Decap's Gojira-esque noise pollution is obvious to anyone with an ear for quality death metal.
>>65118788
Millhouse?
