http://test.mensa.no/
if you can't score at least 120 on this simple test you probably don't have what it takes to fully enjoy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-pAWbqdyuY
either op is trolling or doesn't understand art
fuck you op
>>64730031
Just finished mine. Got the same qt3.14
>>64729491
>>64730031
>>64730241
I had like 5 left with a minute left so i rushed through them guessing. Was it better to leave them blank for a better score?
>>64730283
no this test doesn't punish you for wrong answers
>>64730283
Don't know, but when I realized there was a timer, I started rushing
>>64730309
>>64730331
i got a 110 i guess i can't fully enjoy music
>>64730283
i had like 10 minutes left when i finished it cmon son step your game up
i didn't realize that there were different patterns than left to right top to bottom until after like half the test was done tho, maybe i should've gone back and looked thru everything since i had time left
whatever
>>64730376
cya nerd go find another board
>>64730376
It's all about what your heart feels, anon
wow i thought i was going to do terribly, genuinely surprised as fuck
does it punish you for hitting finish early?
>>64730441
welcome to mensa
This means I'm smart, right?
>>64729491
>Sem título.png
Reminder that Brazil has 0 (zero) nobel prizes.
>>64730509
thanks lou
Friendly reminder that if you got less than 125 you are too stupid for 4chan, and if you got less than 140 you are too stupid for /lit/ or /sci/.
>>64729491
123 on here but measured by a psychologist at 131
Which has done absolutely nothing for my happiness level
I done this in just under 9 minutes subconsciously
I looked at patterns each once then looked at the options once and just picked the one that felt right
Underachieving genius or dumb luck?
>>64730619
Friendly reminder that if you get less than 100 you're too stupid for even /b/
>>64730601
>portuguese
>assumes he's brazilian
>>64730637
113 here, actually spent the first half identifying patterns till I got lazy and bullshitted the rest
i gave up at around question 9 and then guessed the rest. got 106
also iq doesnt mean shit retard
>>64730601
butthurt iqlet detected
>>64730659
there's substantially more hues than portuguesefags browsing /mu/, so i'll stick to statistics.
>>64730659
Nobody under the Moorish Caliphate is good news.
![img-iqcorrelation[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EHeeHJM.png "img-iqcorrelation[1].png")
>>64730696
>iq doesnt mean shit retard
>>64730702
>List of nobel prizes by country.
>East timor: 2
>Faroe Islands: 1
>Brazil: 0
you can't talk shit about iq if your country is dumb as fuck lmao
>>64730767
lol my country is dumb but I'm still smarter than you
>>64730763
I think he means in regards to music
This shit is just finding relationships between shapes
Lame as fuck
>>64730836
mensa is lame as fuck
>>64730806
>brazilian
>smart
go back to play soccer or mmorpgs
I guessed on the last 6 or so. Also reminder that an actual IQ test can only be conducted by a psychologist in a controlled setting and online tests are literally worthless
>>64730872
What was Andy Warhols IQ
it says 140 but it's only really saying i'm good at spotting patterns, doesn't mean i'm smart
>>64730872
How does a psychologist asses a IQ out of interest?
what a horrific waste of time
>>64730763
>doesn't know the meaning of a correlation
I guess this settles it.
I'm gonna go listen to Trout Mask Replica now.
>>64730981
This. Anyone with a real brain isn't wasting their time on this obscenely long pattern quiz.
My opinion is better than your's
>>64731056
the fact that there's no observable causation doesn't make it a less valid predictor
>>64729491
i found op
http://archure.net/psychology/akrosintel.html
>>64730914
That's literally what intelligence is.
>>64730914
>>64731095
What are your favorites albums/artists? As a lowly 135 IQ pleb, I'd like to drone your tastes.
>IQ
>not superior EQ
Art is inherently emotional you autists
>>64730914
>Being that intelligent
>Not knowing intelligence is the ability to spot patterns
>>64731249
No it's not.
>>64731249
Let's do this one
http://www.queendom.com/tests/access_page/index.htm?idRegTest=3037
>>64731181
>the race and IQ section
top kek
Wasting your time doing a test that i filled out in 5 minutes randomly and got 115
And im the stupid one
>>64731326
You realize 115 isn't very good.
>>64730872
same score here, but yeah it's all fluff anyways.
I guessed on way more than 6 though. I had no clue about many of them in the back half.
>>64729491
Go back to /sci/.
Someone work out the mean IQ of all the posts in this thread
lets get a average
>>64731248
Bjork, Radiohead, Swans and fuckloads of indie rock bands being a britbong. Also house music is live for getting wired at the weekend and anything trippy and chills me out is sweet but no groups in particular tho
>>64731446
Have you seen Good Will Hunting?
memetest made to make people feel like they're smarter than they really are.
notice how absolutely no one in this thread was below average
>>64731503
i was thinking that , like 80% of the posters in this thread are in the 2% according to this test
Im not the biggest smarty pants but the odds on that being true is very low
>>64731454
Yh it's a great film
>>64731570
You remind me of Matt Damon's character.
>>64731503
>>64731550
I think part of it is that the majority of the people who are willing to post their results are the ones who got good scores. You're not going to brag if you got a 90.
>>64731550
That's because, outside of /b/, 4chan is a bastion of intelligence.
>>64731503
You really think anyone under 110 score would even bother sharing that? As was already stated online tests are meaningless. I just went through the test again randomly clicking answers and got a 101.
psychologist coming through
this is an absolutely shit test. nothing makes sense and it doesnt determine intelligence at all...
>Tfw score lower on this online IQ test than the one I took with my school psychologist.
>>64731680
>>64730916
Can you tell me pls
>>64731663
are you arguing my point or against my point
>I just went through the test again randomly clicking answers and got a 101.
>>64731722
>>64730916
there is a series of tests and evaluations, but they test more logical and ethical thinking compared to these mindless puzzles.
>>64731775
I see
one more annoying question sorry
Do people come to psychologist specifically to have there IQ assessed or is it tied in with therapy , or both?
Wow there are a lot of stupid people here
>>64731895
must be great being that smart
good for you
>>64731550
pretty much this.
>Every 4chan thread is full of kids trying to impress other kids...
>And i'll never know why.
>>64731876
psychologists only deal with iq and diagnosing mental disorders (autism, adhd, bipolar, etc.) but school psychologists are the ones who help kids at the school with problems in their life and such. its the psychiatrists who deal with therapy for the most part.
>>64729491
some of these questions are abstract as fuck
>>64731895
shut up you dumb fuck
I love you grimes
>>64730637
110 isn't that good m8, the average takes into account all of the 3rd world countries in the world.
China and Inda have populations over 1 billion, each. Good job, you're smarter than the average slumdog millionaire
>>64730619
/lit/ is ok but the way they meme infinite jest so hard infuriates me
>>64732100
:( ahhh bringing me down anon ,that online test gave me hope
some of these questions arent very well made
they'll even give you the answer to a few and just have you repeat it
the last few questions were dumb as fuck
>>64729491
is this good
took the test twice, scored a 117 both times without finished at about 28 questions there's only a minute left so i just blast through it.
Pretty respectable score. I see I'm still a shit at being timed, i'm definitely a slow and deep thinker, and this fucks you when you're being timed.
>>64732228
kek
>At least you had the honesty to admit you faked it.
>Unlike most
>>64732228
>139
>65.5 percentile
yeah you photoshopped that
IQ is kinda dumb anyway though.
>>64732282
You may ALSO notice that the bottom part says 106...
>Proof that genius, bragging, and unashamed autism go hand in hand in feet.
>inb4 bait
I broke it. What do?
Does this mean I'm banned from music?
>128
My fucking head hurts now. I could not actively find a pattern in quarter of these. brb finding ways to expand upon my IQ
>>64730884
125 masterrace
>>64730636
>happiness level
No fucking shit.
>>64730884
my iq is 135 so now grimes is patrician right guys?
>Just dumb luck?
Your IQ is probably over 125 if you just did this and it also would be totally different from sitting out and reasoning it through since a lot of times the answer was what just felt right especially for the first 15 questions. You probably got those right and then tanked all of the last ones, which are the ones that separate 130+ people from "mere" 120+ people.
Also, fun fact: IF this test normalizes to 100 based upon the test population you can probably increase your score by about 6 or 7 points to get your real score since the internet-using population that would actually find and use this test has a higher IQ than the general population.
>IQ is a measure of how well you identify shape patterns
this is saitre, right? people don't actually believe this shit do they?
fuck i'm just mad i got 97. i'm not even stupid. i finished early. i got all A's save for one B last semester in college.
>>64732498
do real IQ tests use multiple choice? I got a 131 but i would be fucked if I had to come up with the answers to the last few totally on my own. Used some process of elimination.
>>64729491
>pattern recognition is all there is to intelligence.
My score was 115 on this test and 108 on one I had done by a psychologist.
I'm just glad I'm not retarded, regardless of IQ.
>>64730884
EVERY STUDENT IN UNI DROP YOUR BOOKS ON CLASSICAL MUSIC AND LISTEN UP.
THIS IMAGE HERE PROVES THAT MY POSITION THAT "CLASSICAL MUSIC IS BORING AND GAY AND SUCKS DONKEY DICK" IS PATRICIAN.
>>64732577
Yeah they do. But it wouldn't alter your score in theory since everybody else would get multiple choice and it's graded along a bell curve.
This test is silly. A good way to evaluate these supposed online "IQ" tests is to randomly guess throughout and see what you score.
I got a 95 doing that. 91 on the retake. Both scores fall into the "average" range.
They scale the scoring where it's basically impossible to score below average.
>>64732687
because its also based on timing you idiot
>>64732564
retook it. finished all the way. did much better
>>64732687
>implying
m8 i got 135 on this, and 141 on a real iq test. i'd say its pretty good except for the fact that it's solely pattern recognition and shit.
>>64732577
Yes, they are multiple choice like this test.
The main difference between online tests and a real test is how the score is evaluated. A psychologist can use their judgment and information they have about you that would affect test performance to determine a score that is accurate, which an online test isn't capable of doing.
I scored 130 on your meme test in high school, OP.
Eat shit.
can someone who actually understands the last few questions explain the answers?
the last 5 or 6 sets of images seemed almost completely random to me
>>64732564
>he fell for the good grades = intelligence meme
i always thought i was retarded
Fuck.
>>64732687
random picking is the same as the average human, so, its ok.
100 master race, no so smart and no so dumb
>>64732956
>random picking is the same as the average machine
FTFY
>>64730441
god damn, how thew fuck do you even get a singular point fuck
>>64730572
or dumb, who the fuck knows
>>64732993
your dumber than literally everyone here. id take that into account more than the tests weighting scale that probably isnt correct.
>>64730572
>tetris online
>death grips
>th ilys
>listening to music on youtube let alone bad music...
nope you are probably off the charts retarded
>>64730872
yeah them why others people get higher????
>>64732759
>msn messenger
>listening to full albums on youtube
are you sure you didn't cheat?
>>64733089
also comparing your intelligence to /mu is a terrible idea
>>64731299
Is 67 good?
I only got 115
Man some of those later ones made no sense at all
Not even sure how the patterns work, do you take into account diagonal patterns?
why are people so triggered by the idea of an objective quantifier of intelligence? :^)
117 on 4 hours of sleep. pretty much what i'd figure i'd get anyway, i know i'm not intelligent but i'm also not a complete waste of sperm.
>>64733307
only horizontal and vertical most of the time
i think there's only one puzzle with a diagonal pattern, but it's one of the earlier ones
>>64730763
the divorce one is actually fascinating
fugg desu
>>64729491
It said I have an IQ of 128 and I guessed on the last third of the test.
This is fucking dumb considering IQ has jack shit to do with the enjoyment or appreciation of music.
>>64733511
>pattern recognition is not important to the enjoyment of music
this kind of lazy thinking is what discerns a grade 128 iqlet from a 140+ patrician
I'm really into sugary hyper electronica like Dan Deacon and Ryoma Maeda
Also I'm stoned out of my mind and IQ tests are both culturally biased and completely meaningless.
I forgot the picture.
>>64733609
well the point to make it to be just patterns is to take te cultural part out of it
>>64733609
>>64733638
dumb stoner
Ran out of time during the last 5 questions
108 here, what is the last question?
>>64733655
>130
>dumb
oh u
>>64733590
Internet IQ tests are like penile bragging rights for redditors, except it's more embarrassing because when lying about intelligence everyone can tell that you're lying whereas with penis size isn't demonstrable online.
this is a more relevant test to music appreciation I'd say http://tonometric.com/adaptivepitch/
can anyone defeat my ear? should I start making music based on 0.5hz intervals just for people in the 87th percentile and higher?
>didn't notice the timer
>ran out of time on the last few questions because I had no idea what they were supposed to mean
>135
What the hell were those patterns supposed to be anyway?
>>64729491
I got the same
135
obviously bullshit
I know thanks to my very life experiences that I'm retardé as fuck and at one step to drop college
>scored a 106
>mfw published chemical engineer
Cool test.
>>64729747
>the ability to understand art is not a function of pattern recognition.
wew
Not to shabby
>>64734103
*too
Never mind, I guess I am retarded.
>>64732498
nah i bet its normalized to irl participation, not the internet takers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
What do you think this guy's IQ is?
>>64731701
Like I said.
>>64734196
what the fuck am I watching?
>>64731701
>>64734216
jajajajajajaja
oh ha
Where should I kill myself?
>>64731663
I went through the test clicking random stuff and at the end realized i got dick in my hand
>>64734331
try to take out some of the 74% below you on the way out ;^)
>>64734196
i remember watching this all the way through once, i don't remember if i actually found it interesting or what but what i remember is that the guy like basically spent a shit ton of time trying to like break the boundaries of the game using some like quantum theory or something like that.
>>64732618
>UNI
britfag detected
>>64733826
this test was kinda nice desu
>>64733826
thats like saying the best english scholars are the best speedreaders
>>64733826
i got 2.85. whats it like? half of those sounded the same to me
108, lads. Should I commit sudoku?
>>64734496
no, it's more like saying the best english scholars are the ones who can tell the difference between words. how can you for instance fully appreciate the best singers or playing of non fretted instruments if you can't tell the fine difference between being bang on pitch and being slightly off?
>>64734480
damn bro you beat me! if you don't know it already, you should learn music theory and get into transcription/tabbing. people will pay for that shit and it's piss easy for us when the biggest interval you will come across in most western music is 30hz
I'm at work and kept getting interrupted
I got 103 though, lmao
I always knew I was dumb, smoking weed doesn't help either
>tfw still depressed
Worst of both worlds lads
>>64734541
I dunno buddy, sudoku might be a bit challenging for someone of your level, might want to start with committing connect the dots first.
How is everyone here so smart supposedly.
I got a 115.
To be honest 30-40% I couldn't discern any pattern.
>>64734646
I play sudoku on my phone all the time though, and always do well
>>64734527
it's good in most ways but a nightmare when trying to record your own singing and then hearing it every time you're off pitch to a degree that most people would be unable to notice
im impressed with myself considering i got a shitty score on my sat math 1 subject test
I don't understand this at all.
So "intelligence" is your ability to recognize patterns? I thought it's your ability to learn
or, you know, how inherently smart you are...
Am I too smart for music, /mu/?
>>64734829
>So "intelligence" is your ability to recognize patterns?
That's part of it, but this "test" is more of a game than a test, since all it basically evaluates is pattern recognition.
It's doesn't test:
- Spatial intelligence
- Mental rotation
- Working memory
- Emotional intelligence
>>64731273
ignorance =/= stupidity
or
knowledge =/= intelligence
I guess this means I can enjoy music now...
But I can't help but think about what the answer was to the pattern with the dotted line.
>>64732905
you're still smarter than 90% of people. be happy
>>64731082
>>64730981
>Posting these opinions on a forum dedicated to wasting time
http://jakemandell.com/tonedeaf/
this test is rad
>>64734932
If you have a really low IQ they don't tell you in case they hurt your feelings.
>drinking pbr
>watching silicon valley
>still a decent score
>heh
>>64732228
You forgot to shoop out the 106 under the graph.
>tfw 121
wew lad
who here /justmadeit/?
Wtf is going on with the last question?
>>64735489
You're stupid is what's going on.
>>64733313
>objective
>>64735489
>Can't figure out last question.
Look at this guy. Are you even trying?
I couldn't figure it out either.
>>64731095
>>64732176
>>64732295
Hello fellow high-tier intelligence fags. What unis do you all go to?
>>64729491
>>64729491
i think a flaw w/ such a test, among other things, is the assumption that there can only be one subsequent symbol which fulfills the pattern. just as a set of data points on a x/y plane can imply any number of lines, any number of symbols might satisfy a pattern, depending on what the pattern is. its open textured-- and its implausible that there is only one, culturally neutral answer which uniquely satisfies.
had no idea what they wanted for the square diamond square one, nor the small boxes over or under the line.
>>64735124
i think that one was another 'the third row box symbol is an amalgamation of the 1st and 2nd boxes in the same column'
the answer would have a dotted line running vertically in the middle of the space
>>64735641
t14 lawschool, but not because i did well on the lsat.
these percentiles are according to the distribution in the US, the world or among those who took the test?
>>64735601
>>64735742
i goofed-- see the other attached response.
>>64731597
C R I N G E >>64731454
>>64735818
It was an insult.
>>64735641
even if there were other patterns (highly unlikely), what's the chance of one of them being actually one of the six alternatives? also there's extensive research on iq tests' cultural neutrality; basic pattern recognition is a trait that all human beings share
i once took a real iq test and got 147
on this i got 129
>tfw i got retarded
no but 4 real this is only a small section of an actual iq test, most of the test isnt like this, but the part this is trying to mimic is accurate
>>64735893
what do you mean if there were other patterns? you're probably assuming that one symbol satisfies the 'best' pattern, given some assumption that the 'right' pattern can be defined parsimoniously. but this is an assumption you are bringing to the table-- theres no reason i can't fit a cubic function through a set of two data points-- and theres no reason to think a linear function is 'better'.
you're begging the question. you're assuming there is one kind of pattern which the mind aculturally fastens on.
>>64735963
Keep telling yourself that, retardo.
tfw i don't have the attention span to finish this
Coming from a school where they clustered high iq kids, people who are elitist about their iq/act like people with lower iq are subhuman are genuinely some of the worst people I've ever met in my life. Odds are OP is a NEET failure because he tried to ride off his iq his whole life.
>>64735893
but you are correct that it could be unlikely that the other possible answers (the wrong ones) fulfill a possible pattern.
a more interesting question might be to leave the answer sheet blank, and let the subject come up with as many possible symbols which fulfill differently defined pattern relationships
>>64736090
lel you are literally me
>tfw too dumb to be blissful, not smart enough to be top tier successful
being average fucking sucks
you know, /sci/ would have (as they often have before) posted one by one the various answers as provided by various different people with various different ways of looking at things, but each possessing at the leas the analytical maturity to know whether they had the answer or probably not. and when somebody admitted to not knowing a problem usually someone would pop up with the explanation or there would be a group effort. in the end a complete sheet of the answers and their reasonings would be presented. there would be the usual dick-waving and abasement, but they would be very token for in truth they know that IQ tests (even in their best) are pseudo-scientific drivel used to justify preconceptions regarding the politics of education.
oh, but how the artist loves his secrets. protecting your effective presumptions I suppose.
>>64729491
makes sense. too depressed to listen to anything right now
most people are barely functional. it's no surprise that the average retarded 4chan poster is actually much smarter than most of the population. pretty sad really. our species is pathetic
>>64736050
this is not an assumption, it's based on observable phenomena that span all cultures. if there are other patterns to be found (which, again, is unlikely), the subject would discard it anyway. the test isn't "open textured", there's a fixed set of alternatives to choose from
i'm a genius
Forgot what my IQ was as I read the thread. Somewhere in the 130s
>>64736136
shut up whiny fairy
>>64730884
I listen almost exclusively to hip hop and got a 133 on the test. Is hip hop finally considered a legitimate genre now?
>>64736136
lmao wtf are you on senpai
Got bored halfway through and started picking answers randomly
everyone saying the test is shit is real butthurt about there low ass iq
why am I a neet
>>64736134
>too dumb to form a coherent thought
>>64736228
whiny? the artist certainly has inventive vision, too
>>64736308
just observing. I suppose there is an implicitness in the stereotype of the high-IQ's scientist that the scientific mind's belittlement of, if not the notion, then definitely the letter of IQ testing should be speak of its triviality, but mostly just interested in the contrast with how closely unscientific minds will try to guard their "process" compared to how the scientific mind would gladly endure the lessening of appearances if it meant greater certainty
>>64736122
t. low iq poster
>>64736369
nice score friend
grimes sucks ass
>>64736288
are you white? if so, you have no say in african-american affairs and culture
>>64736145
Same here, bud.
>>64736369
innate potential means nothing if you don't actually put your ass to work
>>64736158
>2016
>positivist social science.
>observations aren't theory/culturally laden.
bruh.
>>64736465
I was one of them faggot
>>64736596
oh, now I get it, you have a bullshit degree
i did about 35% and then skipped to the end and i got 90 iq
i guess im just a dumbass
>>64736369
What did you get the first time you took it though?
Be honest.
>>64736509
have you hired someone to solve the captchas for you?
>>64736639
>defensive about tenuous conclusions of social sciences
enjoy your psych degree famalam.
>>64732564
Clown college doesn't count bud
>>64736679
My actual result is far more boring. I guessed the last 6 questions though. Too late to think that much
>>64736881
i was super stoned when i took it, and my mind is much more clear in the morning time. whatever i can say to justify my stupidity i guess tho
First time through, I think I did pretty good to be honest with you guys
>>64729491
>>64730441
>>64730914
>>64731057
>>64731095
>>64731697
>>64731895
>>64732092
>>64732176
>>64732295
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>>64733419
>>64733638
>>64735124
>>64735338
>>64735601
>>64735641
>>64736369
>>64736515
my brothers
>>64735489
I believe it was if you took the top picture, flipped it, layered it on top of the picture below it, the resulting picture will be one where the places in which the shapes crossed each other are phased out, and the parts that aren't remain.
Overall though, IQ isn't important
sending my answer c/o the funny farm to old pink now
see you plebs in hell
>>64732607
This guy here^
I decided to take the test again and after a few tries I was able to correct some answers I wasn't correct on and make sense of what I didn't initially understand (without googling answers and cheating or anything like that).
From when I took the test again my score went:
119->128->130 and after that my score still sat at 130.
I'm guessing the majority of posters here got their scores on their first try, but it just goes to show it's possible to improve upon.
