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death metla edition
old thread >>64147137
wewian ladian
>>64161056
>metla
everyone is just going to get lost again. good riddance.
>>64161056
Maximum shitposting
What a good thread this is.
meat thread/10
really enjoying /metal/'s vibe lately
is there anything out there like metalocalypse, /metla/?
>>64161105
less shitposters = good thread
>>64161064
you guys are dumbshits
FLAILING ROUND AND BOUND
AND YOU'RE INJURY BOUND
>>64161056
How do I become as autistic as colin marston?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9FWrS-po4o
>>64161147
>>64161147
Check out Detroit Metal City nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw
Thoughts on this album?
do you guys like SOPHIE
i love SOPHIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eo
>>64161300
who? Also it's terrible
>>64161295
fuck off
>>64161274
Vaccines
>>64161295
why
why
real thread
>>64161332
>>64161332
>>64161332
>>64161343
fuck off
>>64161157
You're just as bad as the shitposting retards. When will you get through your thick neanderthal skull that disaproving, flippant, 3 words green meme texts are completely meaningless. They are posted without any rhyme or reason other than to aggravate somebody. They have zero weight, they say nothing of value; you shit up the thread even more by asking your benign and retarded question as if you're actually expecting a real answer.
>>64161343
kys
>>64161325
>he neither does know nor like SOPHIE
why must you always shitpost
What are you listening to, r/metal?
>>64161367
the birth of a new pasta
>>64161417
I don't know what you're talking about. There's plenty of valuable discussion taking place
the gravenous hour approaches lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9SiRrE1CnQ
>>64161441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QLYGq3A2c
>>64161493
>mfw gravenous hour releases on the day of my final graduation exam
>>64161441
Does /metal/ like Blaze of Perdition, I've never heard anyone talk about them before
More like this pls, I already listen to Mgla
>>64161588
atmoshitters fuck off
>>64161493
>ywn be a vocalist this brutal for a band this brutal and make wiggerish hand movements when slams this brutal drop at 1:00
>>64161606
Liturgy
Do you like death?
Do you want death?
>Mortician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5e5K2Z9Gc
>>64161606
>I already listen to mgla
ok, check out deafheaven, liturgy, wolves in the throne room, violet cold, deathspell omega, apator
>>64161668
I love Mortician anon.
>>64161606
ascension, merrimack, watain
>>64161668
2:00-2:22
is the most brutal thing ever recorded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h26YusiB9Ug
>>64161441
>>64161677
>violet cold
>apator
>merrimack
thanks lads i'll check these out after i finish playing aesthethica on my crosley
>>64161846
Listen to bosse de nage as well
>>64161758
I just want to say that, when you listen to stuff like mortician or katalepsy you go beyond simple concepts like brutality or edgyness,these bands are so brutal they elevate you to a state of being that is made of pure primal fury and liberates you from all the plagues of the modern man
>>64161943
>Purekekkage.jpg
any more dreamdjent besides vola?
>>64162018
so you're trying to tell me that I'm the only one that goes caveman mode at 26:10?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxY-jj7CpyE
>>64162052
yes
>>64162052
What? No I didn't say that at all.
>ywn be as savage as this chink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA
metal for this feel?
>>64162150
tl:dw of this?
Do they bitchslap each other?
>>64162150
That dude is fugly
>metla
>>64161056
Stop doing this ffs
>>64161295
AOTY desu
>>64162391
We will do it again and again always forever
deal with it
>>64162424
HOOHAA
>tfw this guy plays with Leprous, Vortex and Borknagar now
What were you doing when you were 17?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuOiqbungqI
>>64162424
This kind of degeneracy leads to regression and ultimately /metal/ will become /kpop2/
>>64162456
Embrace it
>>64162456
No, fuck off. Just look at how shit this thread is, I want every metal thread to be this shit.
>>64162438
Don't remind me.
I only did stupid things in my younger years.
Did absolutely nothing productive and nothing with my life. Those regrets still cause me sometimes problems to fall asleep.
>>64162456
You think so small.
We will be much worse.
>>64162482
muh dick
>>64162479
>>64162482
We are considered one of the best self-contained generals, do you want to ruin it?
>>64162438
masturbating
>>64162438
Crushing pussy, not playing in shit bands, doing hood shit
>>64162391
not my fault you suck at ctrl f. Or just looking for 10 seconds.
>>64162506
oh fuck off
>>64162506
Yes. I want to inflict this general on the site like a literal cancer.
>>64162506
He's right guys, we have to uphold the high standard of 4chan.
>>64162543
>>64162545
stfu
>>64162553
We still talk mostly about music and not about off topic bullshit and despite memes we mamnaged to purger all blogposters, tripfags and attention whores
>>64162527
>needing to press stupid keyboard shortcuts and manually searching everytime you want to quality post on /metal/ instead of using technology (aka filters) to do the work for you
>>64162493
>Those regrets still cause me sometimes problems to fall asleep.
Nice 1, Anon!
>>64162576
>and despite memes we mamnaged to purger all blogposters, tripfags and attention whores
yet here you are
>>64162578
>actually taking time out of your life to make filters on a azerbaijani chess discussion board
>>64162585
W-what?
Is my grammar off?
I miss dmshareguy
>>64162578
and yet here you are, butthurt
Your filters have failed you now.
>>64162578
In what glorious times we live in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVI7bcnZOQ
>>64162608
>sacrificing 20 seconds of your life to set up filters is somehow worse than wasting hours by searching shit all the time
>>64162576
>he thinks we've been seriously discussing music
>>64161441
Underrated album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kx1qiyK-Uo
>>64162658
>anything dark tranquility
>underrated
If you read all the stuff that metalfans say on the internet you get the impression that metal is really interesting thoughtprovoking music with lots of variation. Thankfully everybody with a braincapacity larger than that of a pigeon knows that metal is completly moronic and shallow music.
Metal intelligent music? Don't insult my intelligence! It's like bands like Slayer, Iced Earth, Slipknot, Amon Amaarth and Pantera are going out of their way to sound as retarded as possible. Those kind of bands only sing about satan, violence, monsters, suicide or fairytales. Nothing smart about that. But what do you expect with the kind of fans that listen to that type of music. They are all slow ignorant slugs who all act exactly the same as everybody else in the metal target-audience
Metalheads allways look terrible. Even tramps look better. The uniform is allways the same: longsleeve/bandshirt, black trousers, army boots, bomber jacket, dirty looking long hair, thor's hammer, alchemy jewelry, spikes and this is the most important: BLACK CLOTHING. They also wear ugly dumpstore clothing which just shows that all those metalzombies have an incredebily bad dress sense. Especially when they wear army pants that are cut of near the knees that really shows how bad their taste is.
Metalfans look just as awfull as all those squaters. But that just shows that metalfans are just a bunch of shitpunks certainly not hardrockers. Heavy metal fans used to look tough but allways presentible and they bought their clothes at ordinairy clothingshops not at the dumpshop.
>>64162658
best dark tranquility track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvgHoUDHuA
>>64162687
TL;DR
Pasta/10
>>64162683
It has 72% on metalarchives
And everyone talks about The Gallery and Damage Done but this one barely gets talked about apart from Insanity Crescendo
Post ~rare~ metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ_qi26frjY
>>64162714
who gives a shit about metal archives
and its an accurate rating
>>64162413
>AOTY
That's not this
>>64162687
Go back to where you've came from, /fa/ggot and don't forget to take your shit pasta with you, asshole!
>>64162736
Well I'd give it around 7.5/10 as well but generally any rating below 80% is quite low
>>64162658
>>64162714
You're just as bad as the shitposting retards. When will you get through your thick neanderthal skull that disaproving, flippant, 3 words green meme texts are completely meaningless. They are posted without any rhyme or reason other than to aggravate somebody. They have zero weight, they say nothing of value; you shit up the thread even more by asking your benign and retarded question as if you're actually expecting a real answer.
>>64162762
MMMM I don't SHARE your OPINION! but that's OK! hugs from FRANCE <3333
>>64162771
>>64162767
Thats because metal archives ratings are dumb. So who cares about them
>>64162717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPssqmYXlYw
>>64162799
>mfw Power Metal is the highest rated PAntera album on Metalarchives
>>64162784
This is the right thread for you:
>>64156364
Well fuck this thread, see you tomorrow, hopefully it gets better and there's less shitposting
>>64161441
>>64162854
Don't give up and fight, ya coward.
>>64162854
dont come back cunt
Is he right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO9rXbOUGcQ
>>64162854
Cya
>>64162854
Zach here. Thanks man.
post albums released on your birthday
>>64162854
no need to come back
Does /metal/ like Tool?
>>64163039
Overrated and boring "aaahh look how deep we are blah blah" pseudo-intellectual wannabe shit.
But I'm biased because people around here worship them like they're the second coming.
>>64162932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzeJiHHQOY
>>64163151
>people around here worship them like they're the second coming.
I have literally never heard anyone talk positively about Tool here
>>64163039
I think they're pretty okay, if a little preachy but the songwriting is solid.
I think people who like them know better than to bring them up, considering how reviled the fanbase is. Rightfully so I might add.
>check email
>see metalsucks
>check for shits and giggles
>"SEE WHAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIANS SPONSOR"
This is Buzzfeed-tier.
>>64163174
I meant in my actual area. The metal scene around here.
>>64163207
This is the first think I saw on metalcucks kek
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/04/15/pie-charts-metal-musicians-brains/
>>64163249
>Dave
>>64163249
lel
Any of my fellow /meal/worms get really depressed in the spring?
>>64163336
well look at the corpsepainted debbie downer over here
what a faggot
>>64163336
Yes
>high school prom season
>see normies out everywhere
>spring breakers out and about being douches
>not dark or cold enough for DSBM vibes
>>64163373
>>64163336
both of you should kill yourselves
>>64163402
Planning on it bb
>>64163428
Good. What kind of faggot is afraid of the sun? It's not like you go outside anyways.
>>64163336
it's a possibility for me to check out fuckloads of music from other genres because i don't enjoy much metal during spring and summer so there's no way i'd feel depressed about it
>>64163440
>implying
I live in the southwest US I get a lot of sun
>>64163249
the frankie palmeri one got me
>>64163475
And you're so chickenshit afraid of it you sty inside all day and post about faggoty ds atmoblack
>>64162150
lmao, what a nu-male weaboo faggot, that fat manlet chink is talking shit on him and his bitch, and he's standing there pissing his pants, ofcourse such a beta could only get laid in japan
How do we fix /metal/?
>>64163549
But he has 2k subscribers anon!
Theres some really sick music over in this thread idk if you guys missed it
>>64162962
>>64163549
it says taipei right in the title
>>64162932
great album
>>64163562
Ban Americans
>>64163597
Oh man that would solve so much
then we could talk about power and black metal unmolested by the brutish yanks
>>64163597
I agree.
>>64163549
It's easy for you to say when you don't look like a fucking horse
>>64163670
So do all Europeans look like horses?
Any grind 'n' roll worth listening to?
>>64163771
Not at all, in fact a guy this beta would be eviscerated where I live
>>64163817
I'm sure he would. I believe you 100%. I am convinced that every single european doesn't have a weird ugly horse face
>>64163833
>>64163562
Ban rifffags, atmoshitters, djentfags, slamfags and weebshit posters.
>>64163871
nobody would be left
>>64163852
Isn't this from a Gorguts album? Who are Canadian?
>>64163871
so ban everyone?
>>64163882
yeah
where is this conversation going?
>>64163879
>>64163895
that's the idea
we fix it by destroying it
>>64163784
>liking any "'n' roll" band
>>64163916
Swansong is a 10/10 desu
>>64163905
oh I'm not that guy
i was just checking, because it seemed weird you would use a north american band as a reaction pick to this
>>64163938
yep 10/10
flawless, and objectively perfect
their masterpiece
>>64163879
>>64163895
It's the only final solution that will work
Why do so many people complain about the shitposting here?
>>64163963
Totally
Fug Symphonies or Necroticism :DD
>>64161441
>>64163989
Yeah, they're both overrated 2br00tal4u memes without much musicianship
>>64163985
fuck off
>>64163979
>final solution
>>64163938
>>64163963
>>64163989
Surgical Steel was a great comeback album
>tfw ripped my toe open gouging an ingrown nail out
metal for this feel?
>>64162823
This is sikk, any chance of upping it maybe?
>>64164064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhPOlIuSXM
>>64163879
>>64163895
There would still be glam, prog and doom fags
>>64164051
you first faggot
if you can't take the memes you're false and need to leave the hall.
>>64164063
also you
>>64164086
were napalm records ever good?
>>64164063
Uninronically, it is
>>64164091
I can take the memes, I just can't bear to hear the 3000th meta-discussion on how this general is garbage. So fuck off.
>>64164149
>can't bear to hear the 3000th meta-discussion on how this general is garbage
>I can take the memes
contradictory statements
also
>implying i said this general is garbage
so in closing, go be a cuck somewhere else
>>64163985
Because it has been getting worse
Remember to vote Trump, he's going to make metal great again by permabanning all the blackgays and muhslams.
>>64164190
>le general has been getting worse meme XXXDD
>le shitposters are hurting my feelings maymay DXDXXDXXDDXXXXD
>le let us discuss weebproge in peace meme XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64164229
Stop typing like a complete retard, you are only proving my point
Is there any groove metal that doesn't sound like it was made by a bunch of douchebags for douchebags?
>>64164242
>le proving my point mememe ECKSDEE
Hahah go home man go to bed like a good little manlet
/metal/ is no place for you and your faggoty kind
>>64163985
cuz they can't handle the bantz
>>64164229
>>64164260
>>64164229
>le "XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" meme
E C K S
E
D
>>64164252
No, douchebag
>>64164252
coroner - grin, obliveon - cybervoid, meshuggah
also
>not being an ignorant as fuck douchebag
get slammed boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWXl3E2axjA
>>64164252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwmK4Sxjpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSYvt40rA1g
>>64164252
Post-DM Decapitated
2gud
>>64164282
8.0 BEST NEW MUSIC
>>64164293
>listening to Decapitated after WoC
>>64164330
>being a faggot
>>64164304
>le I love how you beta bitches post this like you actually expect me to leave and go to /v/. THey have better threads than we do about metal sometimes, especially these days XD
>>64164349
You're just as bad as the shitposting retards. When will you get through your thick neanderthal skull that disaproving, flippant, 3 words green meme texts are completely meaningless. They are posted without any rhyme or reason other than to aggravate somebody. They have zero weight, they say nothing of value; you shit up the thread even more by asking your benign and retarded question as if you're actually expecting a real answer.
>>64164365
stay small nerd
>>64164282
>obliveon - cybervoid
Literally just mediocre Fear Factory rip off
>>64164373
bigger than you are
>>64164381
except much better riffs and much better songwriting
>>64164370
You're just as bad as him. When will you get through your thick neanderthal skull that post-ironic redditposting is posted without any rhyme or reason other than to aggravate somebody. They have zero weight, they say nothing of value; you shit up the thread even more by asking your benign and retarded question as if you're actually expecting a real answer.
>>64164383
For you
>>64164370
W E W
E
W
>>64164330
Accept the BRI BRI BRI BRI BRI BRI BRI BROOP BROOP
>>64164383
prove it
Shut up you petulant nerds and post metla
am I the only one that actually likes how /metal/ got this shitpost-y?
who here /bigandjuicy/ ?
>>64164389
>much better riffs
It's the same monotonous chugging
>>64162150
>"Fuckface horseface monster"
>>64161056
hey guys let's be metla so we can be cool and retarded like shugazi and emoe!
Metal: unoriginal music and unoriginal fans. No surprise.
>>64164433
Hell no. This is the best metal has ever been.
>>64164433
No
as someone who has listened to about 3 metal albums, is this where i belong?
>>64164501
YES
>>64164433
Nah, I think the majority of the general actually likes to shitpost.
>>64164501
fuck off
>>64164479
Throw yourself in front of an eighteen wheeler semi truck.
>>64164501
please leave
>>64164433
absolutely loving it
>>64164487
>no filename thing
confirmed false jesse
Just listened to this album and loved it, what should I listen to next?
>>64164433
i like it too senpai tbqhwy
>>64164555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RprNzMtfDrM
>>64164501
stay and enjoy the memes
>>64164555
>>64164541
>>64164557
>>64164538
>>64164507
>>64164501
>>64164487
>>64164481
>>64164479
>>64164433
>>64164431
I'm going to smash all of your fucking faces in you worthless fucking trash ""human"" beans
why are you doing this
why are metalheads so angry and childish?
>>64164597
>>64164590
I don't know why are you
>>64157410
I WANT YOU
CUZ I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR LOVE FROM HIM
AND I'LL TOUCH YOUR FACE
IN HEART BURNING SIN
>>64164579
come at me nigger
>>64164579
HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>64164579
Okay do it mane
im ready come at me bro
>>64164627
we gotta get him outta here
>>64164501
Yeah sure. Just listen to the first six Black Sabbath albums and Slayer's Hell Awaits, and you're allowed in.
>>64164626
beglun shmotak bin
Are we reaching shitposting singularity?
>>64164726
this is the best /metla/ thread i've ever seen
oh fuck off you retarded baby memers, post some metal or I'll ban your asses and butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBPmxiVMKk
yo
ONE TWO THREE FOOOOOOUUUR
>>64164777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
>>64161056
>>64164777
you want metal ill show you metal
only the best quality post-atmospheric depressive melancholic suicidal black metal
>>64164787
THE PAIN THAT I FEEL DEEP INSIDE
WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET
>>64164433 >>64164481 >>64164487 >>64164511 >>64164538 >>64164557
I'm one of the few people that complains about shitposting. I think both sides (the ones that like a faster, chatroom-esque, non-chalant shitpostfest with a common interest for metal; and the ones that want more nuanced discussion) can come to a compromise.
It is obvious by now that the majority of people in this general prefer the former, so what can we do to accommodate the people that want the latter? I think the only solution is to have 2 separate metal threads, but how would we make the distinction? I volunteer to start the other thread and keep it alive in its beginnings, to see if it ever picks up steam.
There are two immediate problems I see with this:
1) The other thread needs to have its own name to differentiate it from this one
2) Bitter sabotage cross-shitposting from both sides
To try and alleviate those two problems I'm posting this here in the general and am open to input from the people that would like to stay here, in this general. I understand that this matter may seem daunting or irritate people that are happy here, but if we manage to set this up both sides will be happy. For instance:
If anyone ITT tries to complain about the shitposts you can just re-direct them to the other thread. This also doesn't mean that one can't post in both threads; hopefully there is not such animosity created that having a separate thread becomes meaningless.
What do you guys think?
>>64164951
*NEANDERTHALS
>>64164962
tldr
>>64164962
It's impossible to have another thread next to this one since the shitposters would just migrate too.
>>64164962
jesus fucking christ are you literally autistic?
>>64164962
I think this is doomed to fail. There's no way Jesse wouldn't follow you to the new thread.
>>64164962
>>64164962
Is this pasta?
>>64164962
Shitposting here is not necessarily just shitposting for the sake of it. I've seen a lot of posts made at peak shitposting claiming they explicitly want to ruin this general. There was even a screencap at one point of one of these guys who openly admitted to shitposting out of hate for the general itself.
>>64164962
chill nigger or I'll hack your fucking computer and give you the famous blue screen of death
>>64165054
THIS
