https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi2N5KHgO80
she just seems like a really cool person
what a b*tch
>>60945511
WHEN DID 5 MIN CLIPS BECOME "DOCUMENTAR' STATUS OMFG
ugly cunt
>>60945511
Yeah grimes is totally like all the chicks I know in my art school
>>60945643
ikr, I was hoping was at least an hour of content :/
>>60945690
1. Star Wars is coming out next week (doesn't matter if it's good or not; it's worth seeing anyway)
2. Grimes sleeps with her fans (if I'm to believe the very trustworthy /mu/ greentexts) so you have a chance. Don't know if she's a squirter though.
3. Dank Memes.
>>60945726
yeah it was just a shitty recap of what they wrote months ago
Wanted to see how she made art angels
>>60945810
that was nice of you to give him three reasons
>>60945511
How come that's the only picture of her were she looks even remotely good?
like white people and like genders and like producing and like my music and like the characters I like and all the like things people like say about me and like can't you just like fuck off like you know
>>60945511
that was a based doc desu. Go grimes
she thinks Scream sounds like Pantera with beats
>>60945818
yeah and half of the documentary is like realiti footage lol
"like"
>>60945810
CITATION NEEDED ON 2.
>>60947417
it's that greentext meme
>>60947417
>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"
>>60945511
>ICP shirt
>>60945511
What a dreadful person
>>60947417
Look at this face. She's thinking about the boys in her audience.
No way she could pass up on all the cute boys willing to cuddle/puke.
>>60947689
whoops
so many ugly haters itt
>>60947706
the face of a semen demon
>>60945511
>all the "like"s
>OMFG i hate it when ppl try to do my job for me like WTF fuk OFF
god damn i hate this person
>>60945511
What went wrong? When did she go from autistic canadian girl with a lisp to this rich valley girl? When did she start doing that weird throat vibration thing that rich white american girls do? When did she start believing her own bullshit?
Still like her though.
>>60945874
there are a few others - it's only because they're shooped to hell
>>60948303
she's been that from day 1, kek
>>60948303
it's called having thousands of people kissing your ass and never telling you NO
>>60948079
The hate is probably mutual, anon ;-)
In all honesty i'm kinda sad grimes, didn't try to reach out to local canadian female artist/rappers to feature on AA. instead of some random Taiwanese Rapper. or even LA, guess she has changed a bit. o well :(
>>60948303
>When did she start doing that weird throat vibration thing that rich white american girls do?
Any examples? i genuinely don't know what this references
>>60948698
>nationalism
fuck off. why is somebodys geographic proximity mean she should support them and not others?
>hating on Grimes after she continues to release great music
baka desu senpai
>>60949070
because local artist need more attention
>>60949078
wait what
she's released great music? wtf, links or something, I listened to Art Angels and it was shit, but if there's more, plz share
>>60949129
Art Angels is atleast 9/10
>>60945511
What a sellout
>>60949147
a 4/10
>>60949171
4u
>>60949171
http://www.metacritic.com/music/art-angels/grimes
B======D~~~
>>60949386
>http://www.metacritic.com/music/art-angels/grimes
being honest here... i just don't get it
it pales in comparison to prior work
>>60945511
I need this stuff NOW.
>>60949386
you like dicks? judging by metacritic, I bet you suck mean dick
>>60945511
>The Fader
daily reminder:
""The Fader is 100% pr-driven and sales based. They won't cover your music unless you pay them a specific amount of money. That's how they make their business. All of their staff (who also do shit for pitchfork, stereogum, etc.) are all sales department people who only deal in that and not actual journalism.
They're not a legitimate source for actual music criticism. It's totally pr-driven.
This is kinda insider industry stuff. I don't expect you to believe me. I've been having these back-and-forth messages with one music critic (for a much smaller music site but still relevant and talked about on /mu/) that said this and that's how I know. He's in the whole music journalism industry so that's how he has this info. Again, I don't expect you to believe me. but thats how i found out.
p4k will still cover your shit if you don't pay them money, but only if you're interesting and hype-worthy enough. p4k aren't as bad as The Fader when it comes to this stuff but they aren't entirely innocent either.
not every music site does this. tinymixtapes and other site around that stature have never done that but magazines in the big leagues like Fader are totally guilty of this shit.
i guess /mu/ really is right at the end of the day when they say we should post more about independent sites like TMT rather than p4k
TinyMixTapes are great. So are FACT Magazine (a great replacement for Fader). I wouldn't mind so much saying that you should read Dummy Mag but I'm not entirely sure if they're completely innocent either.
My advice: read the smaller ones, they're almost always your best bet for reading legitimate, non-pr-driven sources of music criticism."
sourced from: >>60855930
>>60945511
Goddess of Music herself.
>>60945511
Oh my fucking god she is fucking obnoxiously pretentious, I officially hate her.
link?
>>60949846
are you retarded?
>>60949846
kill yourself man
>>60949584
We're talking about grimes, not fader you fucking cunt
>>60949584
FUCK OFF
>>60945511
aww how can you hate her shes so sweet
>>60950163
the fader literally made that documentary and it's in OP's title
>>60949584
Fader is literally a subsidiary of Cornerstone, a marketing firm.
>>60948303
i agree i loved her lispy voice it was part of the appeal desu i was listening to npr one day and aparrently this accent is the new trend among affluent white women like the kardashians apparently, thought nothing of it till i saw this interview
>i think shes doing it to fit in which is sad desu
>>60950414
But we're not praising or talking about how incredible fader is.
what a unique personality
are we just going to ignore the fact that she's wearing an Insane Clown Posse shirt or what?
>>60945511
shes a fucking cunt
>>60947526
can someone tweet this to her?
>>60951596
she is being ironic let her be
>>60949563
What determines whether music is good, aside from your own subjective taste? The whole idea of metacritic is that it's composed of multiple critics opinions. Are you saying you have a better opinion than all 29 critics that reviewed Art Angels?
>>60951697
I'm saying critics aren't critical, instead they are huge faggots
that's why they're critics
>>60951686
ironic or not it's still shit.
>>60951919
He's being passive aggressive AKA not sincere AKA agreeing with you AKA
>>60947526
Original is much better.
>>60951919
i know thats why i said she was being ironic
>>60952007
oh, you're retarded
you should have said so
>>60952036
explain
>>60952057
you are missing a chromosome
>>60952133
what are you basing this off of
>>60952238
your retardation
should I slow down or what? does your aid need more time to explain this to you?
>>60952036
>>60952133
Hey asshole, don't fucking talk to him like that, like he's stupid, you're the stupid one, you can't even pick up on when someone's being a silly bastard for the sake of itself. You gotta latch on to obviousness cause you're a stupid fuck and you know the "insecure" conversations people have in movies triggers you hard. You'll still deny it cause you're a cunt.
I'm not being funny, I fucking hate you.
>>60952266
no what reply made you think im retarded.
>>60952283
This.
I want answers. Now you fucking bubblegum skirt.
>>60952279
you sound upset, do you need to talk about it
>>60952283
the first one
>>60952336
Lol see what I mean? I had to be obvious for you to understand and even try to be smarmy.
You're an idiot, and I hope you got a talent
>>60952391
lol he probably thought grimes genuinely liked icp
>>60952391
thanks man you too
>>60952414
she does, she told me so
>>60948303
what a lucky fuck
>>60953029
She keks him, suprised she doesn't have a chastity belt for him. But she doesn't like "labels" and is "asexual" (She likes girls alot tho) and doesn't show any public displays of affection (notice how he's backing his lips off, and her joking "wild face" showing it's not a sincere display of affection, even as they're joking.)
I don't know. He seems more like her live in nanny boyfriend than a real sincere display of "we're in a relationship"
what the fuck happened to her
>>60945511
thought it was cool that she produced the entire album, did not tune into that when I listened to Art Angles.
The part where she's talking about her music representing the last thousand years is pretentious non-sense though. I kind of hate when people talk their music up to grandiosity. Like maybe the pop music of the last 40 years.
>>60953162
the image of grimes being sullen by the neckbeard is causing me true agony
>>60948303
>tfw no dirty vocal fry gf who puts question marks at the end of everything to scold you about "equality?"
>>60949434
I believe it's called something like "hype" and "lobbying"
Basically, you want to pay the publishers to have them stay in the mainstream media so they can keep saying good shit about your signed musicians.
$4AD simply aren't what they used to be.
>>60953691
Joanna doesn't really do that much promotion either, but everyone knows her. I think grimes would be the same if she wasn't doing as much promos.
>>60945511
she looks so clean like shes washed this week.
>>60948698
well youre just a racist.
>>60949584
who cares. i dont.
>>60953591
me too. *tears*
>mfw I went to highschool with her
>>60954305
pls do tell stories OP, it was in Vancouver right?
>>60954361
Yup. I hung out with her brother a couple times too.
She was a year older than me so I didn't have any classes with her and we never really talked.
I was like yeah she does seem really cool and then they started playing one of her songs and I turned the damn thing off
>>60954453
dude do you have any other stories? anything lol?
did she do drugs in HS?
>>60954726
>did she do drugs in HS?
No idea. She doesn't seem like a total stoner, but she probably smoked pot a few times.
One time when I as still in elementary school I was over at her house chilling with her bro, and she was in her room practicing an instrument wheb her brother tried to annoy her and she got mad at him and told us to leave her alone.
>>60954757
cool, does it seem weird or surreal to see what she's doing rn? I don't know if you are a fan
>>60954830
It's pretty surreal when someone I know or kinda know gets involved in world events.
That Canadian girl who mysteriously died in an L.A. hotel a few years ago was the best friend of a friend of mine who stopped talking to people for a few weeks after the incident.
Another friend of mine is making hip-hop with someone from Swollen Members.
I worked for 6 years with the cousin of Nick Oliveri (First bassist for QotSA), and at the same place was someone who went to high school with the members of Kyuss (and who also was taking acid at generator-parties back in the 90's).
It's a small fucking world.
>>60945511
she is so fucking high on amphetamines here
how has nobody mentioned this?
>>60945511
also
grimes apparently beatmaps with audio samples
jesus christ
>>60953959
>supports cultural appropriation
>>60949171
a 1/10 t b h w u f a m
>>60954967
that's crazy man, looks like your life is pretty eventful as well lol
>>60954305
>tfw lord byng grad
>>60955222
i think she takes ritalin.
>>60951980
That's not the original lol
>>60955651
no shit. wouldn't be supposed if she was smoking crystal here.
>>60955774
she said on twitter that she was nervous and so babbling.
>>60956130
grimes, you're cute, but srsly, cool it on the speed.
>>60945511
her heavenly cheek bones hhhhnnngg
She says she's been clean for six years but I don't buy it
She looks like she is this close from becoming another Fiona Apple
>>60956693
>another Fiona Apple
what do you mean?
>>60956814
Being too skinny and generally unhealthy
>>60956977
i wish shed make more music desu
>>60956977
fiona apple is hot though
>>60945511
grimes is cuter than lauren desu
>>60957684
sure
>>60955651
Everyone is on ritalin or adderal now because it's trendy for some ungodly reason.
>>60949037
Think it's called vocal fry.
>>60959465
It's been going on for a while.
>>60959504
>>60949037
>>60948303
That's it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsE5mysfZsY
>>60953029
>getting with an average looking girl is lucky
>>60945643
same. i wanted at least 30 mins. piece of shit hipster magazine doesnt even know how to make a doc.
>>60948303
>tfw rich valley girl is my fetish
das it mane. hopefully she gets fake tits too to "empower feminism" .
>>60949070
hey asshole. how about i need more attention too! and i live in the middle of bumfuck generic suburban town with 100k people too! fuck you idiot.
>>60950414
funniest post ITT desu senpai imo
>>60951596
icp is le ironic hipster mainstream now you didnt know?
>>60959596
Grimes doesn't do that wth?
>>60948303
> What went wrong? When did she go from autistic canadian girl with a lisp to this rich valley girl?
Remember old Grime Grime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTZvZ4DThoc
Same sick weird throat vibration.
Same "like Vancouver, like wired, like classic, like Montreal, like, like, like".
Same drugs, maybe.
Grimes never changes.
