Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
The castle's still a big place to manage, but by keeping it to a small group of rooms that she really uses on a regular basis, Twilight has been adjusting little by little. It's quite useful for gatherings, looks better decorated, and of course has that all important magic map in the throne room, so it's not a total wash or anything. After that Nightmare Night, though, any extra downsides might be somewhat magnified for a bit. For all that crystal, are there strange sounds amplied by the construction? And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there? Maybe it'd be best just to hole up in the library for a spell.
>>25334070
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Love the Japanese Horse
>>25339399
OPTIC BLAST
>>25339384
It was a cute costume
>>25339399
She's still adorable, buck teeth and all.
>>25339395
>>25339395
>>25339395
Pony wants to show you a large pair of deliciousapples.
>>25339395
>tfw I have a Japanese Horse as my cuddle pillow.
>I touch her all night.
>>25339437
Now that you've married her, what will you do?
What happens when you hug a filly?
>>25339475
she explodes
>>25339477
>Fallout 4 ending leaked
>I expected the worst and it still amazed me how horrible it is
>They even fuck up the war never changes part
I wish I could just hug a pony and stop caring.
>>25339482
big mac learned this the hard way with applejack
>>25339483
What are you talking about
>>25339475
What happens when you hug a colt?
>>25339477
And then she explodes again.
>>25339487
if hugging a filly makes her explode I don't even wanna think about what happens to a colt when you hug him
>>25339487
You have a seat.
>>253394862 endings, no Ron Perlman, voice acting is absolute shit, ends with "There's a long road in front of me... in a few months just for 9.99$
>>25339493
Colt implodes.
>>25339477
unf
>>25339483
>Fallout.
>Ending.
Oh you silly fuck.
The bronies are going to make so any addons to the game.
>>25339492
>>25339501
why is life so unfair
poor ponies
>>25339503
This is the most confusing post I have read today.
>>25339483
>playing bethesda games
that's what you get
>>25339522
Bungie should have made this game.
>>25339522
I haven't been this disappointed in a Fallout ending since New Vegas.
>tfw all of the games you were hyped for this year are already released
>tfwthey were all pretty good
>>25339513
Rainbow Dash explodes all the time when you hug her, and she's still okay, isn't she?
>>25339519
Sandbox games have no "ending"
>>25339534
>I haven't been this disappointed in a game's ending since the last game
>>25339548
I know what you were trying to imply.
I'm just not sure why you think mods and addons made by fans (or even DLC for that matter) somehow stops the game's ending/ending scenes(s)/w/e less shitty or terrible.
>>25339543
>tfw you weren't hyped for any games this year
>tfw the only new game you happened to play was pretty great
I don't know if I should be happy or not
>>25339546
huh
I never thought about it that way
I just figured that since it was Dash who was exploding she was okay because she's so strong and trains really often and whatnot
Most fillies and colts aren't as strong as Dash so exploding could be super harmful for them
>>25339553
Poor Spike.
Maybe he'll get to top a little before Discord picks him up and shows him what an adultl dragon dick looks like.
>>25339556
From being less shitty or terrible*
>>25339534
You were expecting a Fallout game to be good?
After how many of them were shit?
Because this one was totally going to buck the trend!
I bet you would accept the micro transactions to make you build towns faster
>>25339543
>tfw I'm hyped for FO4 and I know I'm going to play the shit out of it
>>25339568Same
>>25339568
I want to subdue and rape a deathclaw.
Pony won't stop yelling
>>25339561
That's pretty gay senpai
>>25339568
I don't understand you Anon. Like at least if the gameplay was unchanged but they made it even more of an FPS and less than an RPG then before.
I hope you have fun with it, but I also hope that Obsidian gets to do another game with this engine and fix the fuck out of it.
>>25339584
I want to make sweet love to an android
>>25339593
The combat in 3 and NV was fucking trash
I'm glad they gave it an overhaul
>>25339593
seems unlikely they'll ever fix it, new vegas crashed dozens of times for me in a single play without doing the sidequests or dlc
>>25339594
Anon that is impossible.
Androids are not for fucking.
>>25339603
Because Bethesda was in charge of QA. That was part of the deal they made with Obsidian.
>>25339593
Gameplay in the last games wasn't even close to good and only decent with the right mods.
I didn't really expect anything different here.
touch the japanese princess?
Don't fist robots.
>>25339384
>And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there?
An episode where they investigate the castle and check what's actually all in there sounds kinda nice
>>25339613
With how many nukes?
>>25339608
>>25339619
you guys are small time
>>25339629
I'm not sure I trust Skynet to have control of sonic rainbooms.
>>25339629
>the vagina is just a garbage disposal unit
Do you dare?
>>25339594
I want to hold Claire's hand
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>>25339613
I'll touch herger vagina. With my dick
>>25339561
Then a manticore dick
Then a sea serpent dick
Then a diamond dog dick
Then a griffon dick
Then a minotaur dick
Then a hydra dick
Then a...
>>25339640
>garbage disposal unit
I don't know which version of robopone you got but mine's got a 1:1 exact replica of a pony's lewd bitsyou can even adjust the level of tightness, texture, and rythm
it's great
>>25339637
skynet have no control over robopones
>>25339645
Is this supposed to be a horse song?
>>25339645
interest
>>25339662
that's just what a skynet robopone WOULD say
>>25339662
>he purchased a replica because he couldn't get the real thing
>>25339667
define a horse song
>>25339681
except I did
how could I determine that it was an exact replica of the original if I hadn't gotten the real thing before, anon?
>>25339683
A song related to ponies in more than name
Granted, I shouldn't really talk shit about this, but I think people should at least put something related to the show, no matter how small, into a horse song
>>25339683
A song sung by horses.
>>25339710
Horses can't sing.
>>25339710
sing a song of sixhorse
>>25339715
WRONG
>>25339715
Horses sing all the time. I seen it.
>>25339701
>HES TRYING SOOO HARD, ITS HILARIOUS
>>25339726
and you didn't make any field recordings?
>>25339737
>field recordings of horses
>not gryphons
>>25339737
I live in the moment, anon.
>>25339715
think again bucko
voila un fille
>>25339788
Je regarde une petite fille
>>25339821
so tiny
Pet Dash should be happy and mentally handicapped
>"HOW BOUT YALL SPEAK PROPER GOTDANG ENGRISH OR YALL CAN VAMOOSE BACK TO WHERE YA CAME FROM, HUH?"
>>25339873
Je suis a pony
>>25339873
but AJ your girlfriend speaks fancy all the time
>>25339900
>"AH DON'T GIVE A GOOD FLYIN COWPATTY ABOUT YER FANCY REPEATIN DIGITS. YER GONNA GET LEARNED RIGHT QUICK HOW TO SPEAK GOOD N PROPER EQUESTRIAN."
>>25339914
look at those 2 mare friends, doing that kind of thing in public
>>25339384
> Twilight dressing in traditional pegasi garb for Nightmare Night
> Is it racism? Is it cultural appropriation?
>>25339915
Neigh
>>25339915
J'adore la poney
>>25339915
Je crois que ca ne va pas être possible
Caballo
>>25339931
le*
>>25339929
>>25339931
>>25339934
>>25339931
je voudrais manger les ponies
Stop
>>25339901
>his head is almost as big as her
She's gonna get destroyed
>>25339964
Nein
>>25339957
Vous êtes un monstre
Got a hold on you~A NEW SENSATION, A NEW SENSATION, RIGHT NOW
>>25339964
Tu peux pas arrêter les poneys.
Dash de fromage
>>25339914
Cutest ship.
>>25339627
that's a neat looking rendition
>>25339999
Poitrine touffe
>>25340016
>touffe
I like that
>>25340016
Touffe de poitrine
>>25340033
I don't even see your touffe Lyra
>French
>>25340059
>not painting a pony like one of your French ponies
>>25340033
J'en suis désolé, Lyra
>"Thank you for the kind welcome, my little ponies."
>'SEIG HEIL!'
>"ANONYMOUS."
>>25340081
>implying the ponies would understand what you just saidIt's also Sieg
>>25340081
is it okay if I don't want to hail Celestia?
>>25340092
Do you think any colts touch themselves at night to posters of Celestia?
>>25340110
probably not, she's like their mom
>>25340110
Pip probably does.
https://derpiboo.ru/1016746
>>25340125
I wish I could report you for linking awful stuff
>>25340125
Thank god the tags are always the first things to load.
http://i.imgur.com/4P5cgRXh.jpg
>>25340123
Nah, Pip has a poster of the other princess.
>>25340151This is perfect
your maid is here
>>25340123
>to Celestia
I don't think so.
>>25340125
Normally I hate this shit, but the relation to that cum inflation pic makes me like it instead
Why is my dick so easy to trick?
>>25340162
>>25340171
He loves all the princesses.
>"Hehehe, hey Nonny, you got some fries to go wit dat shake dere eh?"
>'Y-you too, Princess'
>"TONIGHT!"
colt got you a brick of coffee
>>25340205
>A brick
>Of coffee
I'd eat it. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to, but I'm going to.
Should I get him a gift now too? God, that's going to be hard. What do colts even like? Can I just get him a football or something?
>>25340205
I'll eat it
>>25340169
She doesn't look anything like the picture on the website. I think I got ripped off.
>>25340229
you didn't really think they'd send you a Celestia for that price did you?
>>25339924
Didn't the Journal of the Two Sisters say Twilight's senpaiily traced back to Commander Hurricane?
>>25340169
>>25340229
Pony maids are best maids.
>>25340169
Lift up her skirt. Gotta make sure she's in FULL uniform this time. You can't come to work without your panties on, Dash.
>>25340217
>>25340224
I mean, you could eat it if you wanted to, but most people drink coffee.
>>25340247
>not eating your used up grounds
Fucking casual
And Dallmayr is trash
>>25340236
A man can dream.
>>25340205
Coffee, cocaine, close enough.
>>25340245
always check underneath the panties too
just in case
>>25340245
What about her butt plug, chastity best, and vibrator? Can't be a good maid without those.
>>25340251
colt didn't get you dallmayr
colt got youholder's crystals
>>25340267
do you want her to be drooling on the floor or do you want her to get some actual work done?
>>25340273
Limestone is going to be fucking furious
>>25340275
She can do both, the vibrator is locked at its lowest setting.
>>25340247
Okay, so it's basically a compressed bag of coffee grounds. I guess I'll make a cup of espresso for colt and me.
>>25340279
Doesn't she know what the best part of waking up is?
>>25340310
Pony in your cup?
>>25340310
I don't think she does
>>25340315
NO
IT'S ROCKS
IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING ROCKS
>>25340275
>Make maid pony do chores
>Randomly turn vibrator up and down
>If she drops something, punish herafter turning the vibrator to max she she will learn to love it
>>25340325
Why is she rocking like that?
>>25340336
She's stoned.
>>25340336
She's just rocking
https://derpibooru.org/1016723It's futa and Equestria Girls.
>>25340336
Vibrator
Why is the Pie family so great?
>>25340361
I don't like that Twilight
Nice bulge though
>>25340361
These would be good under normal circumstances, but >phurie
>>25340370
good parenting
>>25340229
>tfw Celestia will never show up in a maid costume on your doorstep
>telling you that she'll do anything you ask of herWhich would be really fucking cool because its dusty as shit in here and I am too lazy to remove it. I bet for her its just a small spell and everything is clean again.
>>25339724
He's thinking of non-pony horses?
How hard would each pony fuck their r63 version?
>>25340406
like so hard
>>25340396
I thought they were meant to be stern and boring. Are they trying to make Pinkie's past less unpleasant, like Twilight's?
>>25340406
I'd like to imagine that most of them would be dominant and hard as fuck, like this one.
Which pony likessmoochingthe most?
>>25340399
>house is filthy
>place an order with pony maid service, get a maid for the day
>she's done in the first five minutes thanks to the power of montages and magic
>you've already paid for 5 hours
>>25340456
>may as well fuck her
>>25340451
Pinkie, followed by either Dash or Twilight/Rarara
>>25340456
So... does she want to play some card games or something?
>>25340361
Thanks for the warning.
>>25340447
they still were in the episode for the most part
really they were just like they seemed in that flashback from season 1, cause they were stern and boring but willing to break routine when Pinkie showed them about parties
>>25340465
she probably just wants your tip
>>25340465
She plays a mean game of strip poker
DO. NOT. TOUCH.
>>25340493
Acceptable. Just let me put on 5 pullovers and 3 pants before we begin
>>25340505
I'M GOING TO DO IT
>>25340456
The rest of the time can be spent with a vibe down her panties, quivering in terrible bliss without getting release.
PONYBALL Z
>>25340505
I'll touch that desu senpai
>>25340456
>steal maid ponies panties
>tell her she can have them back if she can find them within 30 minutes
>she turns the entire house upside down trying to locate them
>she never suspectedyou would wear them
>now has to clean the mess she made without her panties
>you lounge around while attempting to sneak peeks up her skirt (which isn't too hard, considering she walks on all fours)
le pony se vouz plei
Which pony likes anal sex the least?
BUTTS
>>25340527
I WOULD wear them.Like a surgical mask.
>>25340522
Timid yellow pony is super cute
Can we talk about cute stallions now?
>>25340709
>>25340735
>>25340735
>>25340735
I guess
>>25340741
too lewd man
too lewd
>>25340744
Cutie mark ties are a good idea.
the mlp christmas thing is too much for me
it's like listening to the intro song
>>25340709
Fuck Fluttershy
>>25340735
You can talk about cute stallions whenever you want anon
in fact you should probably talk about them even more than you normally do for awhile as I am going to be gone gone for a few days
someone needs to talk about the adorable stallion horses
>>25340789
Pony swimsuits bug me, maybe if they always wore them I wouldn't mind...
>>25340839
yes I would, tenderly
>>25340828
Wait, it's out already?
>>25340828
Its out already?
>>25340848
It's for protection from sand getting everywhere.
Everywhere, anon.
>>25340841
>I am going to be gone gone for a few days
Have you finally found a portal to Equestria?
>>25340828
It's for little girls.
You are listening to a Christmas album for little girls.
What did you expect?
Pork the Ponk
>>25340789
What's Rarity so mad about?
>>25340867
If that was the case it wouldn't just be a few days anon, it would be like, forever! Or at least until I can help invent interdimensional horse internet
>>25340863
... Did you save it with my filename?
>>25340861
>anon pulls it tight and makes a square knot to make sure it doesn't open again
>>25340896
>people copying windowsphone anon's filename
Now even you changing your phone won't save anything
>>25340861
>maybe if they always wore them I wouldn't mind
>>25340876
Faust's dream?
>>25340884
Spike making her mane wet I assume
>>25340915
You wouldn't mind if they always wore swimsuits all the time? That sounds buggier than them wearing it for one comic picture.
>>25340884
Spike stealing her used stallion condom
>>25340949
when's ponecraft
>>25340984
You don't even craft pones in ponecraft.
>>25340949
>>25340991
What's the recipe to craft a pone?
>>25340991
No, it's the pone who craft
>>25341000
The first ingredient is lots of friendship
>>25341006
nice meme my friend :)
>>25341000
A mare and a stallion.
>>25340991
Aren't there golems in minecraft?
Presumably you'd craft pone golems in pone craft
>>25340949
>being a pony twifag
>getting THAT desusenpai'd by Flash Sentry
by that I mean CKucked.
Post
Shameful
Sexuals
>>25341012
When do we add theCHEMICAL X
>>25340931
I wouldn't mind if they treated pony "nudity" like Charlie Brown's shirt, and have them always wear swimsuits and sleepwear at any given time. It would be silly, but at least it would be consistent.
>>25341032
Pony is already very consistent
pony consistently wears nothing
>>25339482
what comic is this from and why is he so adorable?
>>25341045
Gross.
>>25341059
The arc where BigMac has to go and get nails to fix the barn
>>25341026
Discord can be unf in the right setting
https://derpibooru.org/482125?scope=scpe60a92a0e0b9aaa2438ca3bb112d95e3029a5142b
>>25341059
I think that it's from the Big Mac micro or something
where he participates in a bunch of fair stuff while trying to find some nails to repair his shed with
and he just is, man
