Midnight release edition
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>>27814060
>It 404'd 8 posts in
Are you all out being normal or something.
yo /sun/ help us bump
>>27814147
Not like I like you fags or anything.
can luna perform inception on a pony? has she used it to aid in Equestria's foreign affairs?
and a bump for you
>>27814282
I think so. I think one of the side books had Luna performing something like that to ruin a celebration for the winter moon.
>>27814173
Love you too
>>27814077
Yeah, I was wondering about that. It was fucking weird. I guess that's what we get for trying to have a Luna thread during the day.
How's you're night going, /moon/fags?
>>27815718
binge watching robot chicken
I want luna to be my moma
>>27815718
Been playing XCOM 2 since I got it on sale. Now it's 4 am and I probably have to get up early tomorrow.
>>27814147
>>27816018
>>27816024
edge of my fucking seat
>>27816024
>>27816028
>>27816027
D-did i deliver anon senpei
Morning Luna has it rough.
I feel like I could use about that many coffees as well.
Moonfags, I...
>>27815725
i know that feel
>>27816035
Sure it's 2012 in here
>>27816035
Is there, by any chance, a colored version?
>>27817823
No not that i know of we could ask a write friend
>>27817823
is such thing exists, someone probably uploaded it to derpibooru.
But I doubt it.
>>27817823
How's this so far?
>>27819604
Good.
How does luna treat those who sleep during the day and are active at night?
>>27819604
great to see an anon improving an already great work
>9.
>>27814060
it's not monday anymore , you can stop posting now, thanks
>>27821126
>>27821126
Cute Moon-mare is cute
>>27821649
Socks? Did I hear socks?
>>27821677
Yes
>>27821126
Maximum shitpost detected.
>>27822553
Not as cute as sock!Luna
>>27822582
why did that get deleted?
>>27822584
NSFW
Have it anyway: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/375/250/f90.png
>>27822597
Ah shit, that one's SFW. I guess reverse image search finally let me down. Oh well, at least >>27822553 now has a work safe version.
Hello, I am here for moon horse postings
>>27822907
Good, hope you don't mind if I join you.
>>27819604
Keep going dude
What scientific discoveries did Luna make while she was on the moon? Did she find evidence of geological activity? A peculiarity in gravity?
>>27823745
I'm now really into the idea that while she's banished as Nightmare, she's discovering geological activity, and maybe even signs of frozen water deep in the craters. Enough to make her think that with enough magic, this place could support life.
A lot of her time is spent forming an ambitious to the point of cruelty plan to start mass sending ponies and supplies to the moon in a lunar terraforming project The banishments wouldn't end until they've built her a city to rival Canterlot.
She still wants to try it in the future, just without the presumed slaughter of subjects. Maybe a few more years of ponies developing new spells and science, she keeps telling herself, then I'll bring it up with Celestia.
>>27824366
lunar base=Luna?illuminati?Hitler?WW2? Luna was Nazi confirmed
Hey, we let /sun/ die because we're faggots.
I'm going to chill here, is that ok?
Thanks.Did Loki go full turbo normalfag? Is he ever coming back?
>>27823694
I should be done the first entire page by the end of the day hopefully. It's a somewhat long process since I'm doing this in paint so I gotta do it pixel by pixel.
Here's another little preview. Let me know what you guys think.
>>27824896
>tie outside of suit jacket
other than that glaring oversight, looks pretty good.
>>27825062
It's like that in the original so nothing I can do about that.
>>27824614
No hes probably dead. I believe he was going for something pretty major in college though, it might've resulted in a lot of extra work for him.
>>27824896
>>27825062
>>27825091
I tried..
Eh, I'll post my latest chapter of Changing Lanes to keep this alive. I still haven't been working on anything new, though.
>As darkness settles over Equestria, so too does a hushed quiet, as the many ponies of the kingdom retire to bed.
>Canterlot's castle is no different, as both Anon and Luna fall asleep within each other's embrace.
>It is but another twist that fate has bestow upon you, as you lay upon the balcony overlooking the courtyard.
>You fought so hard to bring attention and glory to the night sky, overshadowed by Celestia's daylight.
>Your sister's pride.
>And yet, centuries later, Luna herself spends most of her waking hours in the light of the sun, rather than her own namesake.
>Turning your head away from the light of the brilliant full moon, your slitted eyes rapidly adjust to the darkness of the room, settling upon the bed.
>You will admit, you find some solace in the true happiness your other half has sought for eons, and finally found.
>Past wrongs have been righted, the sorrows of the past have been laid to rest for all those involved.
>Except for you, forever damned to be but a spectator on the sidelines.
>To only be able to watch as time passes without end, unable to take part.
>If this is not what Tartarus is like, it must be close.
>[Haven't I told you before not to do that?]
>You snap from your thoughts to find Anon's form propped up in bed, staring back at you.
>While he is forced to speak to you through his thought, you are under no such restrictions.
>At least there's one positive to being invisible to almost everypony.
"What?"
>[Staring at me? When I'm sleeping, no less?]
"If you can see me staring at you when you are sleeping, you aren't exactly sleeping, are you?"
>[You know what I mean. I can feel it.]
>Rising you your hooves, you leap down off the railing, onto the smooth polished marble of the bedroom's floor.
"I'm sorry. It's not like I have anything else to do."
>>27826242
>You sense his anger diminish somewhat through the link the two of you share.
>[I know. Just don't take it out on me.]
>And with that, he settles back into bed with Luna, leaving you once again alone with your thoughts.
>You still can't believe you agreed to be what amounts to his guardian angel.
>Though, to be fair, keeping him safe keeps you safe, too.
>Letting yourself ease away from reality back into the realm of dreams, Luna's bedroom melts into the familiar starry backdrop of the dream realm.
>Nothing left to do now but wait until the dawn of a new day.
>"Come on Anon, you got to sleep in an extra hour."
>"No."
>I swear, you act like such a child sometimes."
>"Compared to your age, I am a child!"
>You come to amidst the sounds of a typical morning in Luna's room.
>Playful bickering with Anonymous.
>As you watch from the corner, Luna yanks the sheets out from Anon's tight grasp, nearly tossing him onto the floor.
>Though you've seen this routine plenty of times before, you can't help but smirk.
>"One of these times, you're going to knock me off the bed, and you're going to feel bad."
>A giggle fit erupts from Luna as Anon slowly makes his way to his feet, stretching.
>"Until then, I will never get tired of doing that to you."
>They exchange a quick peck on each other's lips, before Anon gets some clothes out from one of Luna's dresser drawers.
>Luna, long since readied herself for the day ahead, struts out the door, stopping halfway into the hall foyer outside before turning back around.
>"Try not to fall back in bed, Anon. Tia and I will be in the dining room awaiting your company."
>He glances up as he threads his belt through the loops of his jeans.
>"I know better than to make that promise."
>"One of these day, we're going to turn you into a morning pony."
>With that, Luna disappears beyond the frame of the door, wisps of her ethereal tail momentarily lagging behind.
>>27826248
"I think she has a better chance of turning you into a pony than a morning person."
>Anon jump a bit, visibly startled by your sudden announced presence.
>"Seriously, I don't know how we're going to do it, but we need to put a fucking bell on you. What do you want?"
>His blunt reply causes you to frown.
"Well screw you too. I try to actually be somewhat light-hearted for once and I get my head bitten off, I won't do that again."
>He sighs, putting a shirt on before looking over to you.
>"I'm sorry, I do appreciate the fact you are trying to actually be somewhat pleasant for once. But you've been popping in a lot lately, I'm not keen on looking like a crazy talking to myself and seeing things that aren't there."
"Oh, I see you've forgotten I made a promise to watch over you, to be your guardian angel."
>You puff your chest out to exaggerate your sarcastic tone.
>He raises an eyebrow.
>"Right. Because you did a really good job keeping me from getting killed a few weeks ago."
>You can't help but bristle with anger a bit, gritting your teeth.
"I can't save your from your own stupidity."
>His expression softens up a bit.
>"You didn't know that I- er we, I guess.... anyway, you didn't know about the whole immortality thing, did you?"
>You shake your head.
"No, that was a surprise for me, as well. Not that I was exactly aware of the fact we were dead."
>That was a lie.
>True, you didn't know for sure whether you were going to come back, but you had an inkling of it after the first meetup with Chrysalis.
>It took a long time for you to remember that searing, burning pain from the multiple times that you - Luna, managed to get herself into deep trouble.
>This fool is just as danger-prone as your other half, if not moreso.
>Sensing something, you turn your gaze to the doorway, Anon's attention following yours.
>One of the Canterlot guards stands out in the hall, scanning the room with his eyes, before focusing wide-eyed at Anon.
>>27826255
>Embarrassed, Anon speaks up before the guard can say anything.
>"Uh, I just like to talk out loud. It... it helps me think better."
>Slowly, the unicorn nods, before hastily trotting away.
>Anon puts a palm to his face in exasperation.
>"Great, he thinks I'm crazy."
"Sorry."
>Instantly, he looks at you.
>"Did you just apologize?"
"What?"
>"Holy shit, you did! You might actually have a little bit of compassion in you!"
>You growl at his jab.
"Just go downstairs and have breakfast already!"
>With that, you relax your form, leaving his sight.
>It is still a strange feeling, being able to make yourself both visible and invisible to him with just a bit of concentration.
>You've definitely gotten a lot better at it, and it is nowhere near as exhausting as it used to be.
>Shaking his head and chuckling, Anonymous leaves the room without another word, as you trail behind.
>After a quiet breakfast, you head out to the garage to fiddle with your car, while Luna and Celestia deal with some royal matters.
>"I do not understand why you and Luna are so enamored by this thing."
>You look up from your work on the rear carburetor, to find Nightmare Moon on the other side of the engine bay.
"What do you mean?"
>She paces around the front of the Superbird, fidgeting with her wings.
>"I mean, you seem to constantly be working on this thing. How can you enjoy something so unreliable?"
>Looking down, you run a hand down the fender.
"It doesn't necessarily need work, I just enjoy tweaking on it. Besides, the work I do keeps me involved, it makes it more than just a mode of transportation."
>Rolling her eyes, she pace back to the other side of the car.
>"I guess I'm just not going to ever understand the things you do. But why, of all colors, did you paint it.... this?"
"What's wrong with In-Violet Metallic?"
>She cringes at the name.
>"Purple."
"Yes, a shade of purple for the simple-minded. What's wrong with it?"
>>27824690
Get GiMP as fast as you can.
>>27826262
>Your pointed comment doesn't seem to get under her skin at all.
>"Why not black?"
>You just stare at her.
>Is this a jealousy thing, or is she serious?
"Why black?"
>She remains silent for a moment, seemingly oblivious to your question.
"It looks better."
>Rather than continue to argue, you lean over the driver's side fender and finish adjusting the throttle linkage.
"You call me strange, and you're getting pissy about a color that isn't you. Go back to being nice like earlier."
>Her hoof stomps down in irritation.
>"I wasn't apologizing to you, I was showing sympathy for your stupidity."
>"Anonymous?"
>A voice rings out, startling you.
>As you stand up, you smack your head on the low hanging hood of the Superbird.
"Every damn time. Ow."
>You hear a hearty chuckle from Nightmare as you rub your head, turning to see who is here.
>One of Canterlot's guards stands at the open garage door, a pegasus with a white coat and a navy blue mane.
>"Sorry to bother you, but Princess Luna has requested to see you in the castle."
>Even as he speaks, you feel uneasy about this visitor.
"Uh, alright, I'll be up in a second. I'm surprised she didn't come get me like usual."
>"She is tending to some matters presently, she requested I escort you to the castle."
>Nightmare circles around the visitor, as if looking for something hidden on him.
>You aren't taking any chances, even if it turns out to be paranoia on your part.
"Yeah, I'm in the middle of something complex right now, I should finish it before heading up there."
>The guard nods his head, standing firm.
>"Certainly. I will wait here until you are ready."
>As you circle around back of the Superbird, you focus your mind on Luna.
[Luna, you got a minute? I need you down here in the garage.]
>[Of course, I'll be right there.]
>Looks like your hunch was right.
>Nightmare quickly joins you as you prop open the trunk.
>"There is no way Luna sent this guy to get you."
>>27826275
>You lean forward, using the trunklid as a sort of cover while rummaging through random parts and tools to seem busy.
[No shit, Sherlock. I can't sense the kind of stuff you can, but this guy goes way past suspicious. I've already asked Luna to come out here, thank god for telepathy.]
>As if on cue, a flash of light appears next to the two of you, Luna standing stoically beside you.
>"You rang?"
>You turn to her, thumbing towards the front of the car.
"Yeah, I'm guessing you didn't send that guy out to get me because you were too busy, seeing as you're here now?"
>Luna leans her head past the edge of the trunk, before turning back to you.
>"Who?"
>Confused, you stand up.
>There is no one in sight.
"What the hell? There was a guard just standing there a moment ago."
>Abruptly, you feel something yank on you from behind, causing you to fall to the floor.
>Before you can stand up, something wraps itself around your neck, as you feel in lean on your shoulder.
>"The queen wants a word with you."
>You can see him, but you can tell by the voice where the guard went.
>"Let him go!"
>Luna lowers herself as if preparing to pounce, her horn glowing with a charged spell.
>"This doesn't involve you princess. I don't know how you got here, but don't make any moves unless you want your boytoy to be a snack."
>The thing holding you suddenly lets out a hiss right by your ear, its hot breath drifting past your head and into your nostrils.
"Holy shit, brush and floss sometime."
>The creature behind says nothing in response.
>Nightmare Moon, still present, just shake her head silently, before disappearing.
>So much for a guardian angel.
>You keep very still, assuming Luna will attack at any time.
>Her eyes dart between you and the changeling.
[What are you waiting for? If you fuck up, I'll come right back.]
>[We cannot just assume you are immortal, Anon. It is too much of a risk. My sister will be here any moment.]
>Fuck waiting.
Moon is for poon
>>27826285
>You put your arms behind you, grabbing onto the changeling and pulling upwards.
"Get off me!"
>The thing hisses angrily, as you feel its teeth trying to chomp at your neck.
>Mustering up all the strength and adrenaline you have, you clench the beast's body and try to heave it over your head.
>"Anonymous!"
>As if weightless, not only do you pull your captor off, but you chuck him past Luna, into the wall several feet behind her.
>The guard, now a jet black changeling, falls to the floor, limp.
>You take a deep breath, looking at Luna.
"That was an adrenaline rush, huh?"
>Luna rushes to you, helping you up off the floor.
>Once on your feet, she shoves you, causing you to take a step backwards to retain your balance.
"Alright, you trying to help me up, or put me back on the floor? Make up your mind."
>"When I tell you to wait, I want you to wait!"
"I don't like waiting, especially when I have an oversized cockroach trying to eat me."
>Luna turns, glancing back at the imposter.
>"But how did you throw him like that?"
>"If I had to guess, I would say Anonymous managed to unleash a bit of magic in the heat of the moment, dear sister."
>Celestia strides up from behind you.
>"And where were you, Tia? You sure took your sweet time getting here."
>"I was here, in case I was needed. But I had a feeling he could solve the problem without my help."
>Luna snorts, clearly frustrated with her sister, who just smiles.
>"Why do you insist on doing this?"
>You wave your arms out, interrupting their conversation.
"Back up, you were just watching us?"
>Luna glares up at her older sibling.
>"Tia likes to sit back and watch things unfold rather than lend a helping hoof."
>"Now Luna, that's not true."
>Celestia unfurls a wing, wrapping it around you.
>"I am more than eager to help when I am needed. But, I also like to let ponies prove themselves in such difficult situations. I have done it numerous times with my students over the year, most notably Twilight of course."
>>27826293
>"Yes, let us not go over the near disasters of Discord's return or the multiple incidents regarding the Crystal Empire."
>Her other wing unfurled, Celestia drags over her sister.
>"Those situations were well within hoof. You know I always have a plan. I came as soon as you called me, but I decided I should wait to intervene. And it looks like I was correct in thinking he could solve the problem."
>You look down at your arms and hands.
>They aren't glowing or anything, how the hell did she know you could unleash a grapple like that?
>Celestia is already answering your question before you ask.
>"A stressful situation can bring out the strongest magic in a pony. While I would never plan nor intend to put you in harm's way, I would say what happened proves you can wield the magic that is inside you, at least if needed."
>Luna pulls away from her sister's wing, her cross expression from a moment ago replaced with one of sheer joy.
>Pulling you away from Celestia, Luna embraces you with hooves and wings.
>"This is so amazing! My Anon can use magic!"
>You kiss her on the forehead as she spins you around.
>Meanwhile, a few guards kick at the limp body of the changeling, before hauling it away towards the castle.
"Well, if I didn't kill it, I guess we have someone else to interrogate, huh?"
>The mood of the royal sister suddenly turns from excitement to serious.
>Celestia pipes up.
>"Of course. The changeling is probably fine, they are very hardy creatures."
"Have you gotten anything useful out of the other one?"
>Luna quickly speaks up.
>"No, nothing useful."
>Her short answer throws you off-guard, as she turns to her sister.
>"I suppose we should be getting back to the paperwork, sister?"
>"Yes, I still have a busy day ahead. We'll talk more later, but I'm proud of you, Anonymous."
"Thanks. Have fun, you two."
>Luna give you a smooch, before taking flight, her sister quickly behind her.
>>27826306
>Luna give you a smooch, before taking flight, her sister quickly behind her.
>"Well that conversation didn't end awkwardly or anything."
>You turn to face Nightmare Moon, whose sarcastic tone interrupts the silent garage.
>She looks on at the shrinking figures of the royal sisters heading back to the castle.
"Eh, snap back to reality, I guess. I'm still a wanted man."
>Nightmare chuckles.
>"Oh you are so naive. They are hiding something. Again. You would think everypony would learn their lessons about keeping secrets from each other."
>She turns to you, her face serious.
>"You didn't do a half bad job dealing with that situation. Consider me impressed."
"Right, because you sound enthused."
>"What else do you expect from me? I am not going to cuddle and kiss you all over."
>You walk to the open trunk of your car, closing it before head back to the engine bay.
"Yeah, no shit."
>The rest of the day passes rather uneventfully.
>Well, aside from the daily flight with Luna, that's always an event.
>Now, as you lie in bed With her watching TV, your mind drifts back to the events of this morning.
>Mainly because of Nightmare Moon, who lies on the balcony, as usual.
>"What are you looking at?"
>You turn away from Nightmare to Luna, who is trying to look over at the balcony.
"Nothing, just thinking about everything that happened this morning."
>You put your arm around her, as she snuggles in closer.
>"I'm sorry my sister can be a pain in the ass. She prefers to take a hooves-off approach to things when she can."
"Well, everything worked out fine, didn't it?"
>"Yes, and she always has had a backup plan. And I suppose her methods have always been successful in the past, from what I've seen. But I still don't like the risks."
"I understand. But I'm curious, you seemed eager to get back to the castle right away, is everything all right?"
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see Nightmare Moon suddenly take close interest, turning her head.
>>27826317
>Beside you, Luna looks up, her bright turquoise eyes studying you, before she offers a slight smile.
>"I guess I can't hide much from you anymore, can I?"
>Reaching over for the remote, you flip off the TV.
"You shouldn't need to hide anything from me. I trust you, don't you trust me?"
>"It's not a trust issue, I'm just ashamed of myself."
>You pull her in closer for comfort.
"Just tell me what's eating at you, Lulu."
>"When you, er after you... died, I couldn't stand being without you. I tried everything."
>You nod.
"Right, you said you resorted to trying dark magic, which didn't work."
>"After that, I just... lost control."
>Her voice falters a bit as she finishes her sentence, but leaving you still in the dark.
"What do you mean by 'lost control?' I don't follow."
>She closes her eyes, before opening them to reveal a pair of feral slitted eyes.
>Your stomach drops at the sight.
>Nightmare Moon nearly falls off the balcony she is laying on in surprise.
"I was not expecting... that. But you're here now fine, so obviously you didn't completely lose it."
>"I almost strangled the changeling to death, before my sister found me."
"And she stopped you?"
>Luna shakes her head.
>"No. I remembered the night I got all my memories back, all that pain, that guilt flooding back. I remember you assuring me I wasn't a monster."
>A wave of emotions washes over you.
>Even when you weren't there, you kept her together.
>You hug her tighter.
"Luna, why didn't you tell me this before? You shouldn't be ashamed, you should be proud."
>"Wha?"
>She looks up at you as if you have completely lost your mind.
"The way I see it, you conquered what you had allowed to consume yourself in the past. I would expect anyone going through grief from an event like that to be angry. Hell, I can't say I would not have killed the damn thing if I were you. But you didn't let it take over. Even if it was because of something I had said in the past, you're stronger than you think you are."
>>27826330
>The room is silent for what seems like minutes before Luna speaks up.
>"I guess you're right."
"I know I'm right, Moonbutt."
>She giggles a bit, her mood quickly uplifted.
>"Now I have to ask you, how did you know that guard was really a changeling?"
"I had a feeling."
>"Excuse me."
>You can't help but turn your head to face Nightmare, who eyes you expectantly.
"And I suppose my guardian angel helped a bit."
>"Your guardian angel? Wait, are you referring to Nightmare Moon?"
"Yeah."
>Luna's soft voice gets louder, betraying her shock.
>"Is that what you've been glancing over at tonight? You see her?"
>She looks over at the balcony, as if expecting to see Nightmare as well.
"Darkie has been showing up more lately. I guess she's really taken to heart the promise she made to you to watch over me."
>Luna still seems rather shocked, but smiles as she turns out the lights in the room, preparing for bed.
>"Tell her I give my thanks for keeping my Anon safe."
>Nightmare turns her head back to the night sky.
>You wonder if she's actually a bit embarrassed.
>"I'm only watching out because it's my ass on the line too, you dolt."
"She says she's happy to help."
>"Screw you."
>Some things will never change.
http://pastebin.com/u/AutoPony
>>27826266
Wow. This program is very helpful. This should speed things up quite a bit!
>>27825429
you succeeded.
Luna is the best at space
any recommended stories?
or any AnonXLuna?
First page completed!
Things that were not present in the original picture:
- anon's tie is inserted into his suit
- added buttons to anon's suit (he had only one in the first panel and didn't have anymore in the other ones)
- gave twilight some hair beneath her ear in panel 4 since she lacked any and it looked pretty weird without it
- added the gem to celestia's crown
- celestia and luna got a sicc a hair-do
Anyways, this was super fun to do and I'll definitely continue doing the other ones! Also, big shout-out to the anon that recommended me to use GiMP. It really is a massive improvement over ms paint and simplified a lot of things.
Let me know what you guys think. If there are any errors that I may have missed or if you think something looks off, let me know!
>>27827897
I like it. Thanks anon. Saved and waiting for more.
Did some slight changes because they wouldn't stop bugging me.
Next page is about 1/3 done.
Last night, I dreamed that I tried to molest NMM in her sleep
Second page done!
Sorry if Celestia's mane and tail look really weird on the 4th panel. I tried.
Next page should hopefully done tomorrow.
>>27828787
>>27829704
Thanks
>>27829704
You might as well have cut off celestia's mane where it gets really thin in the fourth panel. Otherwise, good job.
>>27830704
I'll most likely redo it tomorrow. It's honestly god awful and bugs the hell about of me.
>>27829233
sounds like a pretty good dream. did you boop her nose and call her your favorite bad pony while you were at it?
A quiet mooning today
>>27827897
This is beautiful piece of work, Anon
>>27830904
I think I did but she was still asleep, then I cuddled with her in bed for a while, she only woke up after I laid her on top of me and firmly grabbed her butt, she then ran out of the room all angry and confused, then I woke up.
>>27833509
>you make it to equestria.
>molest a reformed princess.
>she gets pissed.
>sends you back here.
Was it worth it?
>>27833712
Kek
>>27833712
Well, actually, we were in my house
Here's the improved version of Celestia's mane and tail I promised to redo.
It still looks a tad weird but IMO it's much better than my first attempt and doesn't look as much like a mop.
>>27834327
>>27835048
Wonderful!
>>27834151
>Well, actually, we were in my house
Oh, so she was seeing if you were worthy to come to equestria first!...
And you molest her...
>>27835580
shut up, I feel bad enough
>>27835871
Meh, even if you made it to Equestria it would've been only a matter of time before the >rape began, right? At least you groped Best Princess, that's what really matters.
>>27835930
I think you might be some kind of new.
All done!
If you guys /moon/ ever needs something else colored, just call me out! I always lurk in the thread.
>>27836971
How would you guys try to woo NMM, surely it would be a complicated task. Shes not exactly going to just roll over and let you give her belly rubs.
in case you wanted it complete
>>27838687
I didn't think of doing that.
Thanks I guess.
>>27837069
nice work anon. you've given this comic a 63% increase in fapability.
>>27838687
>>27837069
Well done
>>27838298
I make myself useful to her cause first; engineering, logistics, anything. TRy to earn her trust, try to not spill spaghetti all the time... I'd probably fuck it up at some point.
>>27826344
Ever thought of adding pics to your strings of green?
Page 9 ain't fine...but this is.
you guys should stop by the RGRE yhread, wece got a Luna green going right now, and all I can say to describe it is UNF.
>>27842014
>>27842805
as you my be able to tell from that post, Im only typing with one hand right now, sorry about that.
>>27841742
That's a niceponut
>>27814060
If anyone is interested in watching Se7en followed by V for Vendetta, please join us at cytu be/r/mlpstreams (replace the space with a .) in 30 minutes.
>>27846666
Thanks for the nice wallpaper satan.
>>27817309
>On cukchan
>bitching about outdated maymays
Time for a new home?
>>27841711
I usually do, but I posted it from my other computer, and I don't have many saved images on that one.
>>27849096
>everything is bitching
>cannot comprehend human expressions
>cannot read filenames
>cuckchan
I'm calling new
>>27815124
>>27857920
>not itsaplacetoparkyourlunas
What have you done with anon, you monster
>>27857947
>Not parking your Lunas inyour gentle embrace
>>27858930
This anon has his ducks in a row. 100% correct
>>27858930
>mfw I will never park my Luna in my gentle embrace
It hurts...
How do you cheer her up?
Question for y'all. I read some green once and I'm hoping someone knows which one I'm talking about. Anon x Luna, obviously. It was where Luna held a celebration once every however-many hundreds of years (might have been once every 1000 years) with batponies. By the end of the celebration, something happens to Luna - she regenerates, or unleashes energy, or SOME shit like that. She releases the energy and Anon takes the brunt of it, accidentally making him immortal. She disappears for 1000 years and Anon is waiting for her when she returns.
It actually sounds really fucking retarded when I describe it, but I'll give whoever can help me a blowie if we ever meet irl.
>>27863145
I believe that was Blood Moon by DontWannaKnow. It was an excellent story and would recommend others read it.
http://pastebin.com/u/DontWannaKnow
>>27863399
Oh shit, thanks dubs! You're a real cool bro and I'll blow you full homo.
>>27862191
With hugs.
Bomp
>>27863145
>It actually sounds really fucking retarded when I describe it
That's because it is.
>>27864741
Clearly you never read it. Blood Moon is a must read around here.
>>27864751
>Clearly you never read it.I wrote it.Sorry, I'm drunk. I'm happy you guys still enjoy it after all this time.
>>27864857
o shit, wuddup
>>27864857
Oh cool. Good to see you still lurk here.
>>27865043
>>27865174I couldn't leave even if I wanted to...
>>27835947
I've looked at this picture countless times, and I just noticed that anon's thumbs seem to be on the wrong side.
Fuck, how did I miss that?
>>27865415
Jesus I never noticed it either, damn it anon!
>>27865415
I assumed his thumbs were out of view and what you think is his thumb is his pinky, either oddly short or more likely curled inwards
>>27865574
Nevermind I'm retarded
>>27864857
Dude, I just love your green
>>27864751
yeah, definitely one of the best; too bad we don't really have much in the field of actually good fics at our disposal.
But since we are already on that topic; does anyone have those fics about anon beating luna in a game of chess? the first one I'm looking for is one were anon jokingly chooses to have sex with luna as reward and the other where Luna gets mad and start re-challenging anon to different games.
>>27866416
Also, for whom ever wants to start threads, pass this around.
>>27866846
Wow I forgot the damn link http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
>>27815124
She's stabbing her
Sad Luna is sad, what do?
>>27867136
Make her cum until she's unable to think about what was making her sad or anything else.
>>27866859
thank you
>>27867136
Hug horse
>>27867575
You approach her slowly, your footsteps as light as feathers. You wrap your arm around her withers and squeeze her tightly. Her body goes to stone at your first touch, but she soon melts to butter. You pull her around and give her the warmest hug possible. After a few moments, she pulls away.
>Anonymous, I apologize. You should not see me like this.
>>27868115
Why you ignore my answer? >>27867155
>>27868153
You ain't gonna be able to make her cum in one post mang, shit takes time
>>27868115
Let her pull away, but sit down on balcony next to her.
"Be a shame to go now, it's a nice night out, and there's no one I'd rather spend it with." Gesture next to us. "Stay and talk for a while."
>>27868581
>>27867575
I would if you were real ;_;
>>27869092
But anon, I am real. All you need to do is believe.
>>27866416
i remember those stories and would like to re-read them as well. Too bad I don't remember the names.
>>27869915
Social cues, and they're in the pastebin I linked just look, its got good other stuff too.
You fuckin geeks chillin on page 8 an shit
>>27868593
You shush her as you take a seat on the balcony. "Be a shame to go now, it's a nice night out, and there's no one I'd rather spend it with." A faint glow of red touches her cheeks. You gesture next to you, motioning for her to sit with you. "Stay and talk for a while."
>"If you insist."
She smiles and relocates to your side. Taking a moment to adjust and get comfortable, she turns to you.
>"So Anonymous, what are you doing here in the first place? No pony uses these balconies."
>>27868700
I'm the dreamcatcher but nothing but nightmares I caught
>>27864857
Did you know I love you, Anon?
Why do i love moon horse so much
>>27874826
Because you're autistic.
>>27874918
Aren't we all?
I've probably posted this a couple times already, but this thread needs a bump, and this one shot is a piece I really enjoyed writing.
http://pastebin.com/CNtRYk1f
>"Time to wake up."
>Your eyes snap open at the melodic call of a familiar voice, jumping to your hooves in an instant.
>You may be queen of Tartarus, but it still is vital to stay on guard, as adversaries are only wiling to try things now while you rest.
>But as you scan the area, it is clear this is not Tartarus.
>Daylight shines through the stained glass windows to your right, illuminating the spacious room in a dazzling rainbow of colors.
>The years you've spent in your own kingdom have been in eternal darkness, even before you took control.
>At least, you believe it has been years.
>Time is hard to tell without any sort of cycle in the sky.
>It seems you are in some sort of castle, but where?
>And that voice.... who was that?
>"Welcome back to Equestria, sister."
>As the cheerful voice echos around you, you spin around, finding a towering set of oak doors slowly opening, letting out a reluctant groan.
>Even before they fully open, a glimpse of a pastel-colored, waving mane jogs your memory.
"Celestia," you hiss, lowering your head.
>You try to charge up a spell, but to your surprise, nothing happens.
>While you try to make sense of this, Celestia calmly struts into the room, stopping just in front of where you stand.
>"It has been a while since we last met," she says with a warm smile.
"Not long enough," you grumble under your breath.
>"Pardon?"
"I said your mane looks nice," you retort in a sarcastic tone.
>Even so, her radiant smile only seems to get brighter.
>"Thank you, I am trying a new conditioner right now," Celestia says, tossing her brightly colored mane from side to side. "But I assume you are wondering why you are here."
"I assume you would be right. And I assume you are the reason my magic is not working," you reply.
>>27877711
>Raising a hoof, Celestia points towards your neck, and you follow her direction.
>There, just visible to your eyes, lies some sort of collar, etched with various archaic runes.
"So you're keeping me for a pet? That's really cute," you snap, receiving a light chuckle from the white alicorn.
>"No, that is merely for precaution. I do not wish to fight you, Luna, be it verbal or physical," she says, her demeanor switching from light-hearted to serious. "I have brought you here from Tartarus because I want to give you a second chance."
"There is no Luna anymore," you growl. "And I am not your sister."
>Celestia winces a bit at your response, but remains cool and collected.
>"I understand, Nightmare Moon," Celestia corrects herself with a frown. "But I am still willing to give you an opportunity for life in Equestria, if you so desire."
>You hate this pastel pain in the ass with a passion, but you would be a fool not to accept this offer.
"Sure, yeah, great," you say, rolling your eyes. "I'll be a good little angel. I suppose I'll be following you around so you can teach me the wonders of friendship?"
>Celestia's smile seems to brighten the whole room, while she shakes her head at your question. "No, Nightmare Moon, I have somepony else that is willing to help you."
>Try as you might, you cannot even begin to fathom who she has brought in.
>"You may come in," Celestia calls behind her.
>The pair of doors open once again, as some.... thing walks in.
>Attired in plain dress clothes from head to toe, it walks only on its hind legs.
"You sent a monkey to help me adjust. Har har," you groan.
>The creature stops next to Celestia, just staring at you in silence. Celestia turns to the being, offering a reassuring pat on the back with a wing.
>"This is Anonymous. He is a human not from our world, and he has offered to help you along your journey," Celestia says, turning her focus back to you.
>Anonymous? What a stupid name.
>>27877719
>He continues to just stare at you silently, his arms crossed in front of him as his eyes study you.
"Taking a picture would last a lot longer," you snap.
>"It would, but I'm not sure if the camera would hold up," Anonymous says, breaking his silence.
>Does he not know who he is talking to?
>Meanwhile, with a glow of her horn, Celestia's magic weaves its way towards you, before focusing on the runic collar around your neck.
>"I am allowing you some basic magic for now," she says as her horn stops its golden glow. "As I feel you have made progress, I will allow more leeway. Now, I will let you two get acquainted, as I have matters to attend to. Anonymous, let me know if you need anything."
>He nods as Celestia turns, walking out of the room.
>"So, what's your name?" Anonymous says as the oak doors creak closed. "I can't say I was listening that closely when I was waiting outside."
"You do not know who I am?" you say, your voice bristling with irritation. How is that even possible?
>"Look, I'm sure in your mind, you're super important. Here, not so much," he says dismissively, unfolding his arms.
>Struggling, you keep your temper under control for now.
"I am Nightmare Moon, Queen of Tartarus."
>He doesn't seem impressed in the slightest as he begins to slowly circle you.
>"I figured you would have some sort of dark and edgy name. You certainly didn't disappoint," he says.
"Oh, and what kind of name is 'Anonymous'?" you retort.
>"First off, we'll just shorten it to Anon," he says as he continues to study you. "And Nightmare Moon, Queen of Tartar Sauce is way too long."
"Tartarus, you imbecile."
>"Same thing, right?" he says, blowing you off with a wave of his hand.
>This has to be a joke, right? There is no way Celestia would let such a clueless being watch over you.
"It is just Nightmare Moon," you grumble, your patience already beginning to run out.
>"Mmm, I don't like that, either," Anon says. "How about 'Moon'?"
>>27877735
"You don't have to like it, it is my name," you hiss through clenched teeth. "It is NIGHTMARE Moon."
>"I heard you the first time, edgelord." Suddenly, his eyes light up as he snaps his fingers. "Darkie."
"What? No!"
>"You don't get a say in this, Darkie," he scolds.
"I am not your pet to command, mortal," you growl, baring your sharp teeth to him.
>However, he seems unaffected by your aggressive display, instead turning and walking away.
>"Come on Darkie, we'll head up to my room," Anon says.
>Facing no other option, you reluctantly stand and follow him.
>Is this really what you've fallen to? Pathetic.
>You catch up with him as he weaves his way through various corridors, an awkward silence hanging in the air.
"So, I assume you are not of this world. How did you get here?" you ask, curious.
>"Why do you care?" he says nonchalantly.
>You find yourself thrown off by his blunt response, and quite frankly, a bit offended.
"I don't care. I was merely trying to make small talk," you reply sharply.
>"Oh," he says, stopping at a door in the hall.
"Oh? That's it?" you say, confused.
>"You said you didn't care, so I figured it would be a waste of time to answer," he says with a smirk, opening the door and walking into the room.
"Just answer the damned question," you growl, following him into the room.
>Anon's room is quite sparse, with very little decorum along the stark white walls.
>The high ceiling doesn't help the feeling of how empty it is, with a simple bed, a desk, and a few other items of furniture.
>You stop in front of him as he turns, falling backwards onto the bed.
>"Well, I don't remember anything until I woke up in Princess Celestia's chambers in the middle of the night, butt naked. That was a fun one to explain," he says, rising himself upright on his elbows. "But this isn't about me, Darkie. Why did you get sent to Toys 'R Us?"
"Tartarus!" you snap, struggling to remain calm.
>"Right, that thing," he says, pointing at you.
>>27877752
>You take a few seconds to regain your composure, as well as to think of how to explain your history.
"Celestia and I.... have never quite seen eye to eye on things," you say.
>"That's what you call trying to bring about eternal night and murder your own sibling? That's.... interesting."
>You grind your teeth in frustration.
"If you knew what I had done, why did you ask such a stupid question?!"
>Anon looks up at the ceiling, averting your eyes for now.
>"I wanted to see if you would tell me what you did, or if you would embellish the truth," he says.
>You feel your face grow warm in embarrassment.
>Is this all you are to him? A pawn in a mind game?
>"Enough questions for now though, we need to start getting you on the road to recovery," he proclaims, standing with an enthusiastic hop to his step.
>Cringing at this odd fellow, you can only begin to imagine what he has in store.
>You don't have to wait long, as he walks up to you wordlessly, putting his hands out to either side of your head.
"What do you think you're doing?" you demand.
>"First off, this helmet doesn't exactly scream, 'I'm ready to change to a good pony.' So let's get rid of it for now."
"How about you take your hands away before I bite them off," you threaten, flashing your sharp canines.
>"That's not nice, Darkie."
"Stop calling me that!"
>Distracted by his pet name for you, you aren't fast enough to react as Anon moves quickly, his hands deftly removing your headpiece in one movement.
>You scrunch your face as your temper builds up, while he stares blankly.
>After almost a minute, he holds the helmet out to you silently.
"What?"
>"Put it back on," he says. "I didn't realize how horrifying you look without it."
"This coming from a hairless ape?" you retort, using what little magic you have to grab your helmet back and place it over your head. >You can't help but smirk a bit at your own jab, while he remains cool and collected.
>>27866416
Fics as in green, or fics as in fics?
>>27877763
>"That may be, but at least I don't look like the result of a sloppy drunken one night stand between a horse and a dragon," Anon says with a straight face.
>Your composure instantly vanishes.
"I'm sorry, for a moment there I thought you called me a HORSE!" you shout in a fit of restrained rage.
>He only shakes his head, not rattled at all by your outburst.
>"No, I was referring to your mother as a horse," he says, pausing. "Actually, probably your father, considering the size difference, otherwise you dad would probably have split your mom in half."
"Enough," you blurt, rising from your haunches.
>You take a few steps toward Anon, until your nose is mere inches away from his, your nostrils flared in irritation.
"Listen here, human. I tire of your games, I am not a little toy for you to play with," you hiss, pinning your ears back. "Maybe you think you are funny, but I assure you, they do not call me Nightmare Moon for nothing."
>"Who's they?" he says with a smirk.
"Do you ever get tired of being a smartass?"
>"No, but that's besides the point. Outside of this wonderful little meeting, I have never heard of you, be it from another pony or book."
>You can't help but laugh at the absurdity he spouts.
"They may not have loved me, but I guarantee after my rebellion, they respected me out of FEAR."
>Without a word or warning, Anon walks towards the open doorway, causing you to quiet.
"Where are you going?" you inquire with suspicion.
>"Follow me if you don't believe me. I'm heading to the library right now," he says, before disappearing around the corner.
>With a huff, you once again trail behind him.
>Why did you agree to this shit?
>Frustration only mounts as hour by hour, book by book you sift through the expansive archive amassed through the years, searching for mentions of you throughout history.
>On the verge of losing your cool, you snatch the last book off the shelf of history,flipping through it at a feverish pace.
>Nothing, once again.
>"Well?"
>>27877780
>You glare at Anonymous, heaving the book to the floor in rage as he displays a very smug grin for you.
"You are pulling something here," you bark angrily. "Clearly you or that neapolitan horse are hiding books that DO reference me. I refuse to be pulled in by your ruse."
>His cocky demeanor doesn't dim in the slightest, holding a single book out for you to see.
>"There was this one. Remember?"
"A fairy tale book, you dolt!" With your magic, you swipe the leather-bound book from his grasp, before opening it and ripping it in half at the binding.
>As you let it drop to the floor, he only stares down.
>"NOW there's no books about you in the archives."
>His remark only makes you angrier, and more determined than ever as you seize him by the wrist.
"Hey, be nice now," Anon says, worry creeping into his voice.
>Grimacing, you find it difficult to pull him along with what little magic you are allowed.
>"I'll follow you, you don't have to drag me," you hear Anon say behind you.
>You are relieved to hear him offer to follow.
"Fine. But you will not be looking so smug once we get out in the streets."
>Behind you, Anon sighs.
>"Whatever you say, Darkie."
>Surely the ponies of Equestria will recognize your form, and you intend to prove it.
>Through the twists and turns of the castle, silence remains between the two of you.
>Finally, after almost twenty minutes of walking, you find yourself on the streets of Canterlot, amidst the thinning evening crowd.
>You puff your chest out in pride and stand up straight, waiting to hear or see a response.
>To your dismay, nopony seems to bat an eye, let alone notice you.
>"So, you're quite a renowned pony, huh?" comes Anon's voice behind you, dripping with sarcasm.
>This can't be right, you should be striking fear into this crowd.
>"Nice costume, but Nightmare Night is a few months away."
>A voice causes you to look down, finding a young colt before you.
"I beg your pardon?"
>>27877788
>The colt rolls his eyes. "You know, Nightmare Night? When all the spooky stuff comes out? I mean, that's a decent Nightmare Moon costume, but it's only July."
>You lower your head to his eye level, frustrated by his tone.
"Little foal, I AM Nightmare Moon."
>"Sure, whatever you say. Except for the fact she isn't real."
>With that, the youngster abruptly wanders off.
>You shake with anger, with hatred of this place as you feel Anonymous's gaze upon you.
>"So, do you believe me now?" he says.
>Whirling around to face him, he backs up a few steps, startled.
"NO, I do NOT believe you!" you shout, causing a few passing ponies to stop and stare. "I don't know how you did it, I don't know what spell Celestia cast, but I refuse to believe I have been forgotten to time!"
>To your surprise, Anonymous doesn't back off, instead taking a step toward you.
>"You never will get it, will you? You are NOTHING to this world, you have NO reputation. All you have is an over-inflated ego and sense of self-importance," he angrily replies.
>Your breaking point reached, you throw a hoof at him in a blind fury, catching him across the face hard enough to put him to the ground.
>Gasps erupt from the gathered crowd, as you struggle to keep yourself from completely losing it.
>Gritting your teeth, you open your wings and throw yourself into the air.
>With your magic drained away by the arcane collar around your neck, you have no choice but to reluctantly return to the castle after a bit of flying to relax yourself, landing on the balcony connected to Anon's room.
>At this point, night has completely taken over, the moon hanging low amidst the stars in the clear sky.
>Anonymous is not in his room when you return, so you take the chance to throw yourself onto the bed, exhausted both physically and emotionally.
>Taking this offer to return was a mistake, as it has jogged your memory.
>Nopony cares about you.
>They never did a thousand years ago, and nothing has changed since.
>>27877797
>No matter, as your blowup in the streets all but guarantees your return to Tartarus.
>You look forward to leaving Equestria behind this time.
>"Are you alright?"
>Anon's voice quietly interrupts your thoughts as you gaze out at the dark skies.
"Leave me alone," you mutter without looking.
>Rather than listen, you feel the bed sink as he sits next to you.
"I said go away!" you bark, your voice trembling as you turn to look at him.
>Even in the dark, you can see the ugly bruise your hoof left just below his left eye, as well as a bit of dried blood just under his nose.
>And yet he sits next to you, after that?
>"No," he simply states, his hands folded in his lap.
>You just shake your head, turning away from him as you try to keep your composure, your lower lip trembling at this point.
"Why? Why do you belittle me all day today, show me the ugliness in this world I had forgotten, and yet sit beside me now? To gloat?"
>"Because you're not alright," he says in a soft tone, as you feel him brush your ethereal mane. "I didn't mean what I said earlier."
"It doesn't matter, you are right," you say as the dam inside you breaks. You can't stop yourself as tears begin to cloud your vision.
"Nopony cared about me, respected me or my nights in the past like they did my sister and her daylight, so I changed to make them at least respect me out of fear. Yet they still do not care. They do not even remember me, not even who I once was."
>"I care."
>You turn back again to look at him as you sniffle, his expression one of sympathy as he continues to stroke your mane.
"Yeah, right. Even if you did at one point, I ruined that," you say, pointing to the bruise upon his face.
>"Well, I kinda deserved it, to be quite honest," Anonymous says, cracking a smile. "But I somehow had to get through to you."
"It still does not matter. You are but one pony," you mutter as tears stream down your cheeks.
>>27877813
>"You don't think your sister cares? I think she cares a lot, considering she's giving you another chance."
>You start to argue, but stop.
>Even after rebelling against her, attacking her, Celestia has allowed you back.
>You put her through so much, and yet she still is trying to forgive you.
>Before you can say anything, Anonymous speaks up once again, rising off the bed.
>"And I don't think you realize how much you WERE respected, and are to this day," he says, pulling a small calendar off his desk before sitting down again.
>He points to various dates, each with a small circle on them.
>"Do you know what those are?" he asks.
>Using a hoof to rub your eyes, you strain through your clouded sight to read the small symbols.
>Each one of them refers to a phase of the moon, from a new moon to the full moon.
"Ponies.... keep track of the moon?" you stutter.
>"Yes, they have for a long time. Hell, in my world we do as well. They keep track of the stars, too," he says. "Not only for navigation, but to marvel at the beauty of the night sky."
>Once again, he rises off the bed, beckoning you to follow him as he heads for the balcony.
>Slowly, you rise off the bed and join him, as he points down below to the houses of the city.
>Few lights remain on in Canterlot, but as you scan the city, you see ponies gathered on the rooftops, their eyes pointed skyward.
"What is going on?" you ask, perplexed by the sight as you turn your focus on Anonymous.
>He only smiles as he pints upward towards the sky.
>As you follow his direction, your eyes are met by the cascading lights of a breathtaking meteor shower.
>How had you not noticed this before?
>Anonymous seems to read your mind as you continue to watch the lightshow in awe, tears streaming down your face again.
>>27877826
>"We're all guilty of losing sight of the little things, Darkie," he says. "And yet, it's the little things that mean so much. True, ponies aren't normally up and about at night like they are during the day, but it is your night that allows them to rest, to relax after a long day. You and your night are just as important as Celestia and the daytime."
"I.... I never knew," you stutter, looking into his eyes as he resumes stroking your mane in comfort. "This whole time, I was so jealous of my sister, that I made myself blind to the truth."
>"It happens to the best of us," he replies with a smile. "Even to a princess of Equestria."
>Your ears droop at the phrase, realizing you abandoned those you had sworn to protect so many years ago.
"Not anymore," you sullenly say, dropping your gaze to the floor in front of you, turning to head back into Anon's room. "I have ruined what prestige I once had."
>"It's not too late to change," he calls after you, making you pause. "What I said earlier was partially true, no one remembers you. But that also means you have the opportunity for a fresh start."
>Your breath caught by his statement, you turn back around as Anonymous steps towards you, holding out his hand.
>"All you have to do is let go of the past. What do you say?"
>Even after everything you've done to him, Anonymous smiles, his eyes begging you to accept his offer.
>A new start.
>Leaving the past mistakes behind.
>Choking back a sob, you place your hoof in his hand, as you let yourself go.
>Instantly, it feels as if every fiber in your body takes a deep breath, rejuvenated as you close your eyes.
>You let the sensation wash over you as the strife and pain of the past harbored within seem to melt away.
>It is unclear how long you relish the feeling, as when you open your eyes again, you find yourself laying on the floor.
>Anonymous is crouched in front of you, looking nervous and a bit shocked.
"What happened?"
>>27877834
>You put a hoof up to your mouth in surprise, as your voice comes out more higher pitched than normal.
>"I don't know, but that's not all that changed," Anon replies, helping you to your hooves.
>Rather than standing at eye level with him, you only come up to Anon's chest now.
>Desperately, you scan the room for a mirror, finding one laying on his desk as you pick it up with your magic.
>As you look, you find not the black foreboding alicorn you are used to, but of a shorter pony with a deep blue coat.
"I'm me again..."
>"That's what you're supposed to look like?"
>You turn back to Anonymous, giggling as you throw yourself at him.
"Thank you, thank you."
>You feel his arms wrap around your form as the two of you stand there.
>Never did you imagine you could get a second chance after everything you have done.
>And now, you intend to make the most of it, as you feel you are seeing the world for the first time.
>"What do you say we show your sister the new you, Darkie?" Anonymous says as he lets you go.
>You can't help but smile at him.
"Please, call me Luna."
>>27877764
Green
>>27876551
I ambig sister loves you
>>27833712
