So that's 5 birthdays of mine ruined in a row.
Fluttershy thread?
>likes Yellowuseless
I'm not surprised your birthdays been ruined
>>27810793
That might be the nicest thing said to me today anyway.
>>27810775
>ruined in a row
cant you just be more assertive and rape the people that dares to ruin something for you?
its like you asking to be called a faggot.
>>27810775
I want to hear those 5 birthdays
>>27810775
Can you elaborate on what happened? Why have you let 5 birthdays in a row be ruined?
You have some explaining to do first OP
>>27810775
>5 birthdays of mine ruined in a row
kek
>>27810775
Want to talk about it, sport?
>>27810803
My friend sent this to me on my birthday. She doesn't watch the show but she knows how mych I like it and she was the only friend to say anything on my birthday.
My it bring you as much joy as it did to me. Happy birthday Anon.
>>27810775
>>>/r9k/
>>27810863
>>27810836
18th: Stuck in another town thanks to a religious extremism march
19th: Stuck in traffic in the middle of nowhere with a pedophile.
>>27810775
We have a general, damnit.
>>27810890
You do realize this just brings up more questions?
>>27810992
Yes.
>>27810775
Aww poor anon
We're here for you
>>27810890
Okay that's two birthdays. What about the other 3?
>>27810992
seems simple to me
he couldn't get home for his 18th birthday because he was marching with some friends
a year later he tried to get home for his 19th birthday but got stuck in some traffic jam with noone but himself
this was so traumatizing for him that it felt like 5 bad birthdays instead of 2
>>27811027
Those all consisted of the same simplier thing which hit closer to the emotional home then those cases of fuckery, my family making me the reason for the own warring with each other
inb4 just leave. I did, still didn't stop them.
>>27811047
KEK
>>27811063
>>27811047
Is it wrong that it's shit like that that makes me feel better?
>>27811068
no, because it's funny and not meant as insulting, maybe
t. future comedian
>>27811068
No, it's fucking awesome.
Means you have a good sense of humor :)
>>27811068
Yes, you piece of shit
>>27810775
Tell us more about your ruined birthdays, OP.
>>27811222
Well I've already divulged them all, your trips demand the story of that poor emo.
>>27811197
>fucking awesome
>:)
Reddit please fuck off
>>27811260
You only divulged two of them, and not in any detail.
>>27811222
>>27811279
stop posting these
they make me feel uncomfortable
even though my 20th was pretty good (for my standards)
>>27811306
What's wrong?
>>27811318
Ah thanks, missed it.
>>27811311
nothing, though i should be learning for an exam right now
i don't even know why i'm posting on this board
>>27811222
>his family got him a sweet ass chocolate cake
>Little siblings/relatives are so happy to be around on his special day
>His family clearly cares deeply for him
>He's just ganna wallow in self-pity and not even try to enjoy himself
Selfish twat.
>>27811329
>i don't even know why i'm posting on this board
Story of my life.
>board unrelated random event/situation
>"pls post pony completely unrelated to it"
Why is this allowed?
>>27811361
why not?
>>27811361
why are you allowed desu
>>27811361
no idea but it allows us to talk about something new.
>>27811306
>>27811393
well, at least i'm not black!
>>27811279
>>27811375
>>27811347
..........I'm sorry is that a popular method of cake in Murica?
>>27811279
>>27811311
>>27811375
How do these pictures arrive on the internet?
>>27811402
>method
What?
>>27811410
no idea, I'm just posting from my sad Birthday folder.
>>27811375
Faggot doesn't even bother to get a haircut. No wonder noone showed up for his birthday.
>>27811402
i think it should definitely be more popular in the rest of the world
>>27811422
>>27810775
You need to stop having birthdays.
>>27810775
>Five birthday wishes for Fluttershy to be real and to be your waifu.
>Five birthday wishes that didn't come true.
Why even stick around for a sixth?
>>27811436
thanks, I don't have that one.
>>27811393
Jesus
>>27811454
This is the best one. Seriously, hands down.
>>27811454
No problem, I also got a new one from this thread. That's a pretty good comment in your cap, reminds me of all the times my mom has forced me to celebrate me birthday or tried to convince me to go out and "make friends"
>>27810775
>"Guise my last 5 birthdays have been ruined"
Well tell us
>"Ok here's an explanation on what happeed on 2 of them without any details"
That doesn't tell us much, you know?
>"I know."
>Someone makes an obvious joke about OP's situation
>"That's funny, is it wrong that it makes me feel better? Are jokes supposed to work like that?"
>"Omg why am I even here, i should probably go."
OP's a giant raging faggot who seeks attention on an anonymous imageboard and tries to excuse his faggotry with a fluttershy thread, not even joking to make you feel better OP.
>Not even half of images are Fluttershy.
>>27811403
Just because it's not a huge party doesn't mean it's a sad birthday, faggot.
He looks happy.
>Last five birthdays
>"We should go to [that one restaurant you like]! Oh, but it will have to be on [insert day here] because your father is is working [six days a week]."
"That's fine, mom."
>It never happens
>"Ooh, we could go [movie, bowling or other activity here], that could be fun!"
"Sure, mom."
>Never happens
>"Oh, your father [forgot or couldn't afford to buy] cake. That man!"
"It's okay."
>"So what do you want to do for your birthday?"
"Sleep in, honestly."
>"But then what?"
"And then dick around on my computer in peaceful solitude, get drunk and watch [insert whatever new movie here]."
>"Oh you! You never want to do anything fun!"
"Maybe next year."
>"Happy birthday, Anon."
"Love you, mom."I'm content.
>>27811497
Mom, just because I smiled for the picture when you told me to, that doesn't mean I was actually happy.
>>27811495
>make a joke on /mlp/
>it was so good that i get mentioned in another post
>from now on i will always be remembered as the guy who made a good joke
>>27811509
You're still a retard for assuming every birthday party that doesn't involve a lot of people is a sad one.
>>27811393
Damn. Poor guy.
>>27811527
If your "birthday party" is your parents buying a cake and taking a picture of you in front of it, it's not a birthday party and it is pretty sad tbqh.
>>27811222
>>27811279
>>27811311
>>27811321
>>27811347
>>27811375
>>27811393
>>27811454
>>27811492
s-stop posting these...
>>27811559
What's wrong? Do they hit too close to home?
Sometimes I wonder if my friends jibes about me being a crazy reclusive hermit are a little too close to the mark. Then I come to these threads and remember that I have friends I see at least once a week to poke fun at my introverted nature.
FFS people every town has a trading card game session or an RPG group, have a fucking shower and go hang out with the rest of the social outcasts.
This is why I purposefully don't celebrate my birthdays. It just isn't worth the effort.
>>27811570
he looks as if he's going to start crying, it's perfect.
:(
>>27811572
>my friends
Fuck off normie
>>27811575
Just go abroad every time it's your birthday. Means it's always good.
>>27811575
I don't tell anyone when my birthday is. That way when no one says anything I can pretend it's because they don't know.
>>27811559
These pics are all me until my parents stopped giving me birthdays when I turned 19 since they thought there was "nothing really important to celebrate"--what my dad said.
Stop trying to kill me anon.
>celebrating birthdays
What are you, 14?
>>27810775
>mfw my birthday is close.
>mfw originally I didn't really care on how my birthday would have turned out. Hell I could have accepted my birthday being ignored without any tears as I'm already antisocial as fuck.
>mfw my family is going to celebrate a party for me and right now I'm seeing these pictures of these poor bastards with sad birthdays.
Goddamnit if I could just switch shoes with some of you guys who want a better birthday I would do that.
>>27811454
>horse of work
It's blowing up some balloons and putting cheese puffs in a bowl. It's a nice thought but it would only take hours if you had no limbs.
>>27811594
>"by the way anon, when's your birthday?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupTqeyUt7o
>>27811641
His mother has no limbs.
>>27811599
This is terrible. For a kid that age. Chinese are fucking monsters.
>>27811683
racist
>>27811632
You are a good man anon.
>>27811696
Nobody would do something like bully a 5 year old kid and not let their children show up at his party. I bet his parents for some reason have a bad reputation and that's reason for these assholes to not let their kid show up at his birthday party.
Fucking monsters.
Why do families insist on doing this? If someone has no friends, just let them pretend it's just another day.
>>27811730
autistic families maybe
i bet they post on /mlp/
>>27811730
You can't celebrate your birthday with just your family?
>>27811744
If you have friends but choose to spend your birthday with your family, that's completely fine. If you have no friends, then spending it with your family is just a reminder that the only people on Earth who like you are the ones who are obligated to like you due to blood relations.
>>27811756
Your family is allowed to disown you.
>>27810775
>Daily "my day is shit, let's have a pony thread" thread
Just stop.
>>27811760
They have to actively despise you to do that. With family, you generally start out with positive relations by default, and keep them unless you seriously fuck up.
>>27811767
At least they're letting him keep his skin. Poor bastard.
>>27811769
I don't know, I know plenty of people begat by drunks/general fucks that get kicked to the curb pretty quick.
truth be told, what is a birthday to celebrate anyway?
It was fun up to when I was 13, that's the last time I got a decent gift (a lego Bionicle).
Since then every birth day looks the same, no party except from old ppl from (mothers)friends and family which give me another t-shirt.
I have so many T-shirts I don't even bother to pack them up, i save it for the next time im going to see the person who gave me it so I can pretend I use it then i usually give it away to someone who need it more.
I dont even like to get visitors, sure its fun to see grandma but I dont need any birthday to visit her.
And oh dont even get me started on Facebook, old classmates who never ever even sat hi if they see me in town startin posting "Happy birthday!" on my wall an wishes me the best of luck.
fucking hate birthdays
>>27811782
I'm going to climb a mountain for mine. I like to do something interesting on the day I came into this world.
>>27810775
>tfw all your birthdays are getting drunk alone, listening to music and shitposting
>>27811769
Isn't that actually a nice thing to know? That even if you aren't the best person, that you'll have people that will love you and want to be around you
>>27811068
Yes, but that's why you're here
What's so good about Fluttershy anyway?
>>27811971
I only like her because her episodes are more likely to involve Discord.
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet
>>27812031
Name at least five good things about her or she'll be deleted.
>>27811971
Ŝi estas dolĉa.
>>27812044
>>27810775
well its not my birthday but i dont have a family anymore. I guess i will try to save some money and figure something out when time comes
>>27811599
i like how he is still happy with his icecream anyways, i relate to that so much kek. Eventually it doesnt bother you however it may seem from the outside
Cheer up OP, you're not the only one in the world who had a birthday ruined 5 times in a row
By the way, how old are you?
>>27812043
kek
here, have this drawing i made 2 years ago for my own birthday
>apply proper age to cake
>>27812043
I don't know if I laugh or I bawwww.
>>27811782
This. I don't hate my birthday, but I don't want it to be spectacular or anything. I'm perfectly content with a medium sized cake, a couple beers, my favorite dinner, and my immediate family, and shitposting with you faglords.
>>27810775
only winners deserve a thread
>ssssaged
>>27811629
Is he still alive?
>>27810775
Last 5 birthdays for me.
>18
Small house party of family friends, dont really care that much more of parents friends kind of thing. Later go out to the pub with a few friends who didn't go to university. Free shots from bar as it my birthday.
>19
Move to NZ on my own for university, meet no one in the first semester, roommates sucks. drink alone at a dive bar.
>20
Between 19 and 20 i have made a ton of friends from classes, get homemade cake for anon, then go to casino with friends, Leave $200 up, Go to favorite bar and drink. Free shot from each bar tender.
>21
New Roommates, Kind of fuck this one up myself by leaving a essay to the last minute. End up having party in my flat, lots of drinks, card games, got really dont so don't remember much.
>22 (Last month)
Have almost surprise party, One adds me to the facebook group and i find out. Ended up spending the whole night drinking smoking and playing games with music. Every one passed out around 4 am.
I have awesome friends. I could try and teach you how to make friends if you want.
>>27810775
Your lifes story doesn't matter here, faggot.
You're like that pankfag who always had some SOB story pasta whenever he'd start a thread.
Kill yourself.
>>27811629
I remember this guy. /b/, back then, sent him birthday gifs and cards, and some anons even went on his party.
The funniest part about it is that we completely misunderstood the original post. He didn't need people for his party, he needed people to work in his party, or something like this.
My birthdays alone since I've been at college have been personally. I treat them as if they're personal "Fuck you I do what I want" days. Overall I have a great time.Just kidding I'm fucking dead inside most of the day and some jackass always finds a way to ruin it.
>>27812043
>inedible plastic computer
Bastards
>>27812750
I remember that thread, I still have that pic in my dead laptop. how's that Wacom or whatever you people call those thingies to draw?
>Completely alone 19th birthday>No one called
>>27811632
When they go to take the pictures, put on the happiest, most serious looking face you can so you don't end up in that other anon's sad birthday folder. Someone sees the pictures taken, they'll think much different than the instant pity when exposed to a sad birthday picture.
Whatever happens, godspeed.
>>27811971
She reminds me of a girl i used to talk in collegue, she had huuuuuge tiddies, and was very shy
>>27812044
Good with animals
Soft spoken
Great Singer
KindFuck, someone come up with a 5th one.
>>27814268
take your pick
Born on Amerifat Rebellion day? Yep, your birthday is ruined every year. Congrats on being 5 years old.
>>27813740
actually impressed that you remember my wacom tablet, its pretty good so far, my art is still shit but im getting better>pic related is my last piece of "art" not properly finished, but is something
lets hope that your next birthdays get better, everyone's in general
>>27810775
I feels ya. Today's my birthday and shit happened over the weekend to kill the mood big time.
Fuck, this tread is really sad. I celebrate my birthday at home with my family since we mostly have a good relationship. I have fiancé too so it makes it fun to have a birthday.
But my fiancé have a terrible family life, but a lot of good friends. He rarely celebrated it in his youth so he did not really care much for it. He does not even get his friends to go out drinking on his birthday. But i buy him a cake and get him a expensive gift on his birthday so he might like having one.
>>27816679
Have you ever tried inviting his friends and shit over for a surprise birthday party? What does your family do on yours?
>>27816598
Is this you?
>>27814614
>>27816693
Never tought about it before.
He is very reclusive and is very akward around things that brings positive attention to him. But i could take him out to dinner next birthday.
My family gets me cake, gifts and we usually have a big dinner at home that me and my mom cooks. But last year me, my sister and my mom went to London and had a great weekend there. As a combined birthday gift for me and my mom since her birthday is only two days after mine.
I am >>27814614
But I am not >>27816598
>>27811585
Not all of us are rich.
>>27811594
Same, I deleted my birthday from facebook recently. Now no one will wish me happy birthday and I will avoid awkward >"t-thank you".
>people actually celebrate birthdays
there's literally nothing significant about the day you were born
the only entity that really cares about your age is the government
>>27810775
>Birthday is New Years
>Usually birthday is kind of just like a 2 second afterthought during a proper New Years party
>Worst one was when I was 17 and mom took me to a house party filled with people had never met or even known 6 hours away.
>Was actually sick and just wanted to sleep it off at home. All the loud noises and lights just gave me a migraine
>Mom tried to make everyone celebrate my birthday for once after mid-night, but because they were all drunk 40 year olds with the occasional 5 year old kid it was very hollow and made me feel like dogshit.
>Ended up slipping out and throwing up in the bathroom, then cried, and then passed out.
>Had to sleep over because it was so far away from our house, so I slept on the bathroom floor.
Now that I'm older it's better since I can just go get drunk with friends, but that birthday always makes me feel terrible when I think about it.
>>27816734
Do you happen to browse /int/ too?
>>>/int/61708036
>>27811526
hello fellow germ
>>27817025
dont even know what int is
>>27811321
Cheeky bastard I just spilled my water. My birthdays coming up OP, seeing all this worries me something bad might happen.
>>27811422
Why do you have such a specifically named folder?
>>27811393
This one always nakes me feel the worst.
I'm sorry julius, I would have cime to your party.
>>27811799
That only happened once, the day you came to the world you retard. And you did nothing on that day but cry and shit.
>>27817121
Nuh uh.
I also peed on the docter.
>>27810775
You realize you're bitching about your birthday like a 5 year old. No one gives a fuck. It's about time you realized this, instead of expecting others to go out of their way for you. You're lucky if anyone even remembers when your birthday is once you're older than 12.
>>27811393
I never did see how he reacted to the card /b/ sent him.
>>27810775
5 birthdays of your's in a row ruined you say? Sounds like there's one common denominator in all of those that's causing them to be shitty.
Maybe you should do something about that.
>>27817061
Newfag.
