Sleeping Filly: >>27688675
>So what is this thread about?
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human, Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Dropobox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra and President Clop to add!
First for fillies
>>27772917
Super cute
I need the pick where anonfilly is like "what am I supposed to do with this horse vagina?"
>>27773175
>theres nothing but pics
>>27775156
but that's a good thing anon. Some people don't have the mental capacity to read.
>>27775178
>I choose to handicap and limit myself because I am achingly lazy
REEEEEEad a book
>>27771360
>just DO IT
fine, enjoy your shitscribble
>>27775746
it has lack of details, but still it was nice to see it, so imo it was worth
pics don't need to have good visual quality to be enjoyable to watch
>>27775746
That's nice, anon.
listen to >>27775826
>>27775826
>>27776416
its just a quick scribble mah drawfags. I might work on it later if I get time.
Any comfy story recommendations?
>>27776584
Nyx and Anonfilly bonding
>>27776584
this >>27776732 but with Twist instead
>>27776584
>recommendations?
Anonfilly Story thing
>>27776836
This but with Twist and Nyx instead.
>>27776927
Can you be more specific please?
>>27776949
This but just Twist bossing with herself
>>27777025
This but with Nyx taking over anonfilly and plunging this place into creativity and content production #makeanonfillygreatagain
Filly a shit
>>27776991
Will you write it?
so
>I want filly anon to lead a party of ponies in the darkest dungeon where insanity, violence and depravity awaits.
>The dungeon is treebrary basement and the monsters are toys, the boss is spike.
what if
twist
and nyx
and anonfilly
we don't have to have anonfilly if you don't want to
>>27777119
>>27777133
Noi is as obnoxious as nyx is annoying.
I say it's a good choice.
>>27777112
>anonfilly is a LARPfag
Yes
>>27773328
>>27773175
I think he means the one by cold-blooded-twilight
https://derpibooru.org/980172
>>27777045
Hahahaha that's not what happens. They overrun and derail the thread, any "content" they make is Nyx bullshit.
>>27778086
And therefore more valuable than Anonfilly.
>>27775746
Feralanon is starting to figure out this whole bathing thing, it just needs a little refinement.
>>27778236
Then why are you even here?
>>27779514
I get lonely sometimes. I just want a loving sister.
>>27771710
>>27771745
>>27772917
Is Trixie supposed to be Anon filly's super cool auntie who makes Twilight look like shit?Is there green involving Trixie in Anon filly's life with twiggles?
>>27779766
now im thinking of this
>two moms
>twiggles and glim glam
>they both suck
>but auntie trixie is really nice
>she uses magic for fun
>>27780280
>Anonfilly shouldn't be on this board
Weak bait.
>>27780280
Two generals? What the fuck are you talking about?
So what, you just shitpost this thread into oblivion, derail it and take it over just because YOU don't think it should be here?
>>27780297
>weak bait
>coming from a troll
kek
>>27780303
>>27746459
>So what, you just shitpost this thread into oblivion, derail it and take it over just because YOU don't think it should be here?
Please, I highly doubt you're innocent of that.
>>27780323
>linking Daddonequus
Pretty sure Anonfilly was around first, if you've got a problem about it, talk to them.
I don't shitpost the thread until you come in here derailing shit, then I shitpost you. Because Nyx actually doesn't belong here.
>>27780354
So you actively admit you shitpost the thread.
And by that logic, Little League, Twist, Twilight and every other character doesn't belong here.
I hate it when nyx-barneyfag falseflags bet ya there was never a nyxfag to begin with
>>27780369
Yes, I shitpost you because you shitpost the thread, faggot.
I'm not saying other characters don't belong here because other characters haven't basically taken over the thread before. Back early in the year this was basically the Nyx General disguised as Anonfilly because it was so overrun with Nyxfaggotry there was hardly any actual Anonfilly content besides her being thrown into a Nyx story as a token character for the sake of being "relevant" to the thread.
>>27780387
I'm not falseflagging shit.
>>27780423
quit falseflagging no one likes you and we literally hate your existance on this thread
your lack of contribution and drama is all you're known for and you ruined the original content production when nyx wasn't hated
You are without a doubt biggest asshole I've met on 4chan and if I met you in real life I would bloody your nose. Have a good day.
>>27780447
I'm not falseflagging you double nigger, there really is a Nyxfag here.
>>27780451
Do you know trolling is against the rules?
>>27780463
Then report the fucking Nyxfag, because he's the one trolling.
>>27780471
Oh yes, quick to pass the blame when the finger points to you. You're not welcome here.
just stop talking about nyx for fucks sake
whoever started this bullshit should die in a fire
>>27780468
>>27780519
You're not getting off that easy.
>>27780519
I don't think so, buddy. This ride's just getting started.
>>27780323
That general have colts
anon colts
anons with horse cocks
why
>>27779766
read Crossroads's story, he's doing a magic tutor/pupil sort of thing with them.
>anonfilly has begun selling homemade pickles.
>twilight is trying to figure out where she goes to make them since she doesn't have any of the stuff needed to pickle cucumbers in her castle and anonfilly is still a shut in who never really leaves her room
>>27782260
This is my first time writing green for anonfilly. This also takes place in the 'Rainbow Dash Presents' universe and it parodies one of your
stories.
Fuck this!
>Nonny exclaims to the three fillies walking a good ten paces before her.
>"Aw, come on," Applebloom calls back earnestly, "Ah told you Rainbowdash tells the best stories and I mean it."
I told you faggots I don't want to sit in some random pony's room and listen to their stories. I got shit to do!
>Nonny and the CMC open the door to Rainbow Dash's Librairy that she somehow has in ponyville.
>"Aw hey, you guys came at just the right time." Rainbow Dash blubbers with a smile on her face.
>"Baby, Scootaloo always comes at the right time, just tell me the time and I'll come." Scootaloo says with a "hoo!".
I really, REALLY would rather be back at Twilights to be honest.
>"Aw, et'll be fun." chimes in Applebloom.
A vibrator would be fun right about now.
>Thrackerzod adds "Ano, I mean Nonny's unusual physical urges are unprecidented. Let us exclude her from the group."
>"Oh you brought a new friend?" Rainbow Dash says like the oblivious jackass she is. "I hope your parent's know you're here 'cause I'm not really supposed to be arount children."
>Anons eyes light up as he scurries up to Dashes side.
Really?
>"Yeah, I mean I got in trouble this one time, when I was taking care of my niece, and I gave her ice crem for dinner. And I ...." blabbered on dash
I didn't give a fuck about her story, but as she was talking, Thrackerzod said..
>"I am confused. I feel like a filly should not be so ready to mate."
>Scootaloo interrupts with "Girl as long as you have the desire you can do what ever you want." and, once again ends with a "hoo!".
>"Ta tell you the truth," pipes in Applebloom, "A'm pretty hot in this here room too."
>"Then" shouts Thrackerzod "I too, am aroused little filly!"
>Rainbow Dash gives a scoff like the idiot she is and says "Let me read the..."
Woah woah!
>"What's wrong?" Rainbow Dash asks.
I was just wondering if you would like, by any chance, to read my story.
>"Well, I guess, Okay.
>She flipps open the staped printer paper and reads...
>The Lickenning
greetings from the Dadoneequs Thread.
I bring you all this. an art i had requested that I thought would be silly and fun for both the threads. Nothing more, nothing less. just something for a laugh
http://prnt.sc/bn3w08
>>27783803
>>27783813
Anonfilly in the RBD presents canon could be interesting.
>>27784536
And I thought I would feel too ill to masturbate today.
>>27784536
needs more nyx
>>27784536
>"Don't cross the threads"
>>27784536
>>27784751
Don't cross the threads, lest they become interwoven. But eventually, there'll be an epic boss battle where we'll have to cross the threads and create some kind of hangman's noose, which we'll use to kill the final boss!
>>27775746
cleaned up a bit
>>27784536
neat
>>27785801
is there a story about this?
an intelligent, non savage diamond dog and a human-turned filly story would be awesome.
>>27785801
From the thumbnail, I thought anonfilly was riding his dick.
>>27785985
kek
>>27785950
>is there a story about this?
No. Would be nice.
>general with so many cuteness and art
>no greens
>>27786011
there needs to be more diamond dog and anonfilly interations
Need diapered Anonfilly story to come back.
Come on non generic writefag
>>27786638
man, it was just one tim thingy, only thing that make him continue was butthurt, and even if it would last till now, he probably get bored.he will never deliver
>>27786638
This >>27786669
He just wrote it to provocate, and when he didn't get the (you)s he wanted, he just left.
>>27786678
agree, but on continuation part, I think first attempt was like "jesus people chill out, dubs are dubs, I'm gonna do it" also I understand him, butthurt part was fun
very cute
>>27783813
moar
>>27786707
Fuk because I liked it and I can't find anything else like it here, or in Pastebins, or on FiMFiction
>filly
>>27788661
Filly.
>>27788971
pretty eyes
I want to snuggle Nyx and Anonfilly together.
>>27789328
>I want to snuggle Nyx and Anonfilly together.
>I want to smuggle Nyx and Anonfilly together.
ftfy
>>27789973
Rename it 'Time for Work' and it would fit my life perfectly.
>>27790500
Nice dubs.
Same here.
Wake up hung over and super late every day for work. Totally office spacing it until I get promoted.
Bump, for great Anonfilly Justice!
Hope this thread survive with cute pics.
>>27791812
It will.
need more siren filly
>>27793890
Yes, this very much needs to exist.
>>27793890
>>27793932
>>27793944
>Starswirl was actually a mad scientist that kidnapped anons and fused them with different animals to create monster waifus.
>>27794031
>The chimera was actually three male anons originally
>>27793890
>anon becomes sirenfilly
>spreads her hindlegs and sings stallions to her watery depths
Random ideas.
-Anon filly telling the tale of the BIRTHDAY SKELETON to the cutie mark crusader.
-Anon filly having absurd strength fueled by magical inner angst from his current form.
-Anon filly lecturing Twilight on how fucked up she with a tone of sincere disgust and sadness about how she resorted to that, the easy way.
-Anon filly recoiling like a cat with a cheese slice on his face while swearing a lot about it.
-Anon filly using the power of 'wow it's fucking nothing', it's inner magic nihilistic despair to absorb some villain doom spell.
>>27794164
>then it's revealed she's in a kiddie wading pool with Twilight behind her glaring
Are there any stories about Anon turning into a filly and then turning into a young human after he enters the mirror to the EqG universe?
Twilight's Anonfilly Compendium
An Anonfilly is a pony-like creature created when a human is morphed into a pony via any means. No matter the age or gender of the human, it is always a filly. Anonfillies are just as varied as ponies can be, ranging from lawful good to chaotic evil.
Anonfillies can be identified by a multitude of cutie marks they can have. A hoofful of cryptic symbols they all recognize but seem to be unable to explain adorn their flanks.
Known symbols include, wojak, :^), :^], :3c, hijak, a smug and sad frog, a green arrow, a question mark, and an ellipses
>>27795020
The ? Anonfilly is the most common type, they have the most varied personalities and seem unbound by the meanings of their cutie marks. They can be good, adoptable as daughters, kept as pets. They can also be malevolent and cruel for seemingly no reason.
The ? Anonfilly is a safe Anonfilly to approach, they are the most pony-like.
>>27795036
... Anonfillies are emo, that is all that can be said.
The have darker tones of green and 90% suicide rates.
A Wojak Anonfilly is a submissive, peaceful Anonfilly. A Wojak Anonfilly is more likely to live in snowy areas and enjoy books.
>>27795085
:^) Anonfillies are best described as chaotic neutral. :^) Anonfillies are neither evil nor good, they act for their own pleasure with little regard for others.
A Hijak Anonfilly looks eerily similar to a Wojak Anonfilly but is far more malevolent. A Hijak Anonfilly will allow another to perish and feel no remorse, no guilt. A Hijak Anonfilly is not a cold-blooded killer, but will manipulate and likely kill you if it will benefit her. Hijak Anonfillies are masterful manipulators and have no regard for anyone but themselves.
A Happy Pepe Anonfilly is like a Wojak Anonfilly, but much more childish and playful, living in more springtime climates. A Happy Pepe Anonfilly, like a Wojak Anonfilly, always grows depressed as the years go by. Be kind to them.
A Smug Pepe Anonfilly looks almost exactly like a Happy Pepe Anonfilly. A Smug Pepe Anonfilly is pure, unfiltered evil. A Smug Pepe Anonfilly acts on her own impulses for pleasure alone. She has no regard for herself or anyone around her. A Smug Pepe Anonfilly will go out of her way to torture an individual for no apparent reason. A Smug Pepe Anonfilly will actively seek out knowledge to improve her devious skillsets. You cannot be kind to a Smug Pepe Anonfilly, she will see it as weakness and will attack you, you cannot be mean to a Smug Pepe Anonfilly, she will see it as more social outcasting, and more reason to attack you. A Smug Pepe Anonfilly WILL kill you if given the chance, they must be exterminated as soon as possible.
>>27795156
>And so, the great Anonfilly war began
>Identifying anons
Something's not right
>>27794201
why not
>Anon filly absorbs some villain doom spell through the sheer power of not giving a fuck.
>In fact, she absorbs all the succeeding spells too, tiring out the villain for the Elements of Faggotry to finish the job.
>-Anon filly recoiling like a cat with a cheese slice on his face while swearing a lot about it.
Why would someone do such a cruel thing to a pony?
>>27795156
Interesting stuff.
>>27794105
lewd
>>27797451
>eurocuck doubloons
Fuck outta here, twiggles. Mine is the money of freedom.
>>27797476
>eurocuck
Are you legit retarded?
>grass
>>27797476
Holy fuck I knew you guys were retarded but at least try.
>>27797506
>>27797581
>retarded
The word you're looking for is American.
I don't care what part of Europe you hail from, I just group you all into one country that isn't mine and give zero fucks about. Germany, Britain, may as well be the same thing because it sure the hell isn't where I am.
So enjoy your immigrants and your ISIS or whatever, you're all going to be Islamfrica in a few decades and I get to watch TV over the few hundred burgers I got for lunch as the eagleforce drops white hot freedom on your potato chip country and burns it to a 'crisp'.
>>27797671
I feel like you had an unnoticable stroke while writing and started writing like a complete faggot.
>>27797671
This isn't even shitposting, this is art.
>>27797506
>>27797476
Protip
Britbongs are no longer yuropoors
>>27798363
>implying britbongland is not going straight into third-world shithole classification for this.
>>27798387
Well, to give thwm credit, something stocks went up.
Maybe it's good for those crumpet-munching faggots
>>27797694
My mom had a stroke when I was younger
That shit was funny as hell, her face was all melty and retarded-looking permanently
>>27798329
ok what?
>>27799721
a bump
>>27798669
srsly, I though no post on 4chan can irritate me, and I think it never happened...till now, have a trophy or something. Give it back if I read it wrong and permanently, doesn't mean that it still lasts, or lasted till her end, if she no longer breaths.
>>27800327
>>27800885
You seriously need to fuck the hell right off.
>>27800900
>waaah
>waah
http://derpy.me/IWTCIRD
>>27802419
And thats how anon raped angel bunny.
>>27803027
That was fun.
>>27800368
moralfag: the post
>>27790288
Fillyanon's kinda cute. I would get her to massage my cock and fondle my balls.
>>27797476
Pound is worth more than the dollar faggot, even now
There seems to be a lack of green here. i'll try and fill the void a bit. This is a new story
>Man this sucks
>Mostly because you weren't anymore
“The hell'd you do to me purple horse thing?”
>”For literally the 10th time my name is Twilight Sparkle and you will address me as such!”
>Purple horse seems more upset than normal
>Not that you cared about her emotional state, it was just kinda funny when the veins on her forehead throb so cartoonishly. It was kinda hard to take her seriously
>Or anything in this world really, everything was so cutesy and pleasant
“No”
>”What!?”
“I said no”
>”Anon I just turned you into a 5 year old filly you can't possibly refuse me”
“To bad”
>”I'm the only pony in all of Equestria who could turn you back! Nopony else even knows what a human is!”
“I don't care”
>”You've been such a nuisance ever since I brought you here! All I wanted was some information about your world and you have refused to tell me anything!
“To bad”
>>27806061
>”UHHHHHHGGGGGGG! You know what . I'll make you somepony else's problem now. I'll just learn more about earth myself, I hear Manehatten is nice this time of year, I promise the teleport spell probably won't phase you into a wall or something seeya Anon!”
“Wait MANEhatten? Is that a pun or somet-”
>You are now somewhere else entirely
>Skyscrapers blocked your view of the sky as you look around, the sounds of a large city and ponies everywhere make themselves heard as your new ears seem to spaz out on your head trying to pick up everything at once and as you fall to your rump in shock you feel pavement.
“The Fuck”
>The crowds of ponies don't seem to notice you and appear kind of far away
>”Hey filly! Get out of the middle of the road!
>Something lifts you up just as what looks like a taxi-colored cart zooms right by where you just were
>”What were you doing in the middle of main street?”
>The thing that appears to have just saved you is one of those winged ponies and he flys you to the sidewalk and puts you back down
>”The street is no place to play in young lady, where are your parents? How could they let you get out into the middle of the busiest street in all of Manehatten?
>So that wasn't just a bad pun?
“Probably in another universe or something, thanks for the save but I just remembered I have a thing to do so.... bye”
>>27806078
>Before he has a chance to react you dash into the nearby crowd of ponies
>Probably a bad idea in hindsight, you don't really know how to walk, but with a quick trial-by-fire you avoid getting trampled underfoot... underhoof? It's probably underhoof
>Eventually the crowd you're in thins out enough to where you can stop and take your bearings
>You were in a pony city as a little pony with no money with no money or means of supporting yourself
>Your stomach growls
>And you were hungry
>Fortunately there seems to be plenty of restaurants where you are,
>You walk into what looks like a 50's themed diner and take a seat at a booth
“Well aren't you just the cutest little thing!”
>A light green mare with a ridiculous Blonde beehive hairdo approaches your booth
>“Are you all by your lonesome?”
“Yep, could I get a menu please?”
>”There's menus by the napkin holder, would you like something to drink while you browse the menu? Are you waiting for somepony?
“I'd like some coffee and no, I'm not waiting on anybody”
>”Fillies your age shouldn't be drinking coffee, it'll stunt your growth”
“That's not true! I've been drinking coffee for years!”
>”How old are you?”
“24”
>The waitress pony gives you a look
>”Nice try, but you can't be over 5 or 6, you don't even have your cutie mark yet” She gestures towards your rear end
”So I don't have a butt tattoo what does that have to do with anything”
>”You don't know what a is? cutie mark is a sign that you know what your purpose in life and is a sign of maturity”
“So then whats your purpose in life?”
>”To provide fast and excellent service of course” She gestures towards her cutie mark, a coffee cup on a waitress tray
>That was a pretty lame life purpose
“So do you think you could fulfill your destiny and get me a cup of coffee”?
>”Well I uh... I'll be right back”
>She finally leaves and allows you to look over the menu
>>27806089
>Be waitress pony
>What do you do? You can't just give a little filly coffee
>But it's your life's goal to serve ponies whatever they asked for
>And it's also your job
>What kind of filly even asks for coffee?
>Maybe you could just give her a milkshake or something? Fillies like milkshakes right?
>No you can't do that, then you'd be making a mistake with her order
>You can't screw up an order, even if it seems to be for a good reason
>You cannot go against fate like that
>Order taking was serious business! And it was all you were good for
>Celestia knows, you can't do anything else right
>Why couldn't you have been a doctor like you had always wanted to be
>Why did you have to have that tea party?
>It got you the most mundane and unfufilling cutie mark in existence
>The highlight of your life was having a B list actor spitting coffee on your face
>Why were you thinking about all this right now?
>Because some filly wanted some coffee
>How pathetic
>You curl up in a fetal position and reevaluate your life
>>27806097
>Be Anon
>Where'd that waitress go?
>You are the only customer in the diner and she just sort of disappeared
>After about 10 minutes of waiting you decide to leave
>Nothing on the menu looked good anyway
>You realize you don't have any money
“Oh yeah, maybe something good is in the dumpsters in the alley behind the diner
>>27806112
>Be Short Order
>Owner and cook of the Midtown diner
>Where was your only waitress?
>After a quick search of your sadly desolate diner you locate her in the cleaning cupboard curled up in a ball quietly crying
>Again
“Are you sure your cutie mark isn't supposed to be like teardrops or something? This is getting ridiculous”
>She doesn't seem to respond
“Uh well I better close up shop then, it's not like there are any customers or anything anyway. You're free to leave whenever your finished crying or whatever”
>You switch the 'open' sign to 'closed' and begin to clean up for tomorrow
“It's a shame too, I just pulled this pie out of the oven too, but who wants day old pie? Maybe the raccoon's out back will appreciate it”
>>27806126
>Be Anon
>Even this worlds back alleys looked cutesy
>There were hearts on EVERYTHING
>Even the dumpsters looked like they had come from some little girls play-set
>At least it still smelled about right though
>You see a stallion exit out of a door and throw away a bag of garbage
>”What a waste” He mumbles to himself as he goes back inside
>You go to investigate what he threw away
>Some old salad, some less old salad, some cooked eggs, an old waffle and... a fresh cherry pie?
“Who in there right mind throws out a perfectly good pie?”
>Damn thing was still warm too
“Oh well, more for me. Come to daddy!”
>Just as you were about to dig in you hear a trashcan fall over and the scurry of many little feat
>A small family of raccoon's appear before you
“Oh do you want some?'
>The raccoon's all nod there heads
“Well to bad, this is my pie any I'm going to eat all of it”
>They did not respond well to that
>All the raccoon's hiss at you
“Oh shit”
>You were not a clever human turned pony
>But you weren't going to abandon this pie
>You quickly size up your opponents
>Four raccoon's in total, with the largest one about 5 inches shorter than you
>You got this
“My Pie!”
>You jump at the largest one
>>27806139
>The raccoon seems surprised and doesn't get out of the way, guess he's not used to being attacked by tiny ponies
>You manage to tackle him to the ground, but as your getting ready to beat his face in the second largest raccoon pulls you off the first one, claws cutting into your skin
“Augh! That fucking hurts!”
>You start flailing and manage to punch the second raccoon in the face, making it release you
“Haha eat fist!..er..ho-oof!”
>Taunting was a dumb move
>You seem to be making a lot of those
>The big raccoon took the advantage and starts clawing you
>Then the other one joins you
>Thankfully they seem to be making a lot of shallow cuts, nothing deadly but it still hurts like hell and you'll probably get some sort of horrible disease later
>As you are getting mauled by two raccoon's you see the other two running off with your pie
“My pie!”
>You kick one of the raccoon's scratching you and manage to free yourself from them
>You then start hauling ass to try to catch up with the ones with your pie
“Come back here you bastards!”
>They ignore your command and continue down the alleyway, becoming narrower and darker as you go on
>The two larger raccoon's are catching up to you
>The ones with the pie turn into another narrower alley
>Your adrenaline is running out and you are really starting to feel all those scratches
>But you are a determined little pone and use the last of your energy jump and tackle the pie out of the raccoon's claws while they were trying to scurry into an even narrower alley
>You skid with the pie in your hooves out of the alley and into a crowded sidewalk
>The raccoon's, seeing all the other ponies, decide it isn't worth it and run away
“And stay gone!”
>>27806145
>You let go of the pie and try to make a rude gesture, but fail because hooves
>As you let go of the pie some careless pony kicks it out onto the street
“Nooooo!”
>As you try to chase after the pie again some pony grabs you
>”You can't just run out into the street little filly, you could get seriously hurt”
“Let go my pie is out there!”
>”What?”
>As you weakly struggle to free yourself from the concerned pony you witness a moment that will forever haunt you
>A Large pony pulled cart carrying a bunch of boxes runs over your pie, leaving a trail of red cherry and crust in it's wake
>Then another cart runs over it, this time a taxi
>Then a mail cart hits it
>A double-decker passenger bus runs it over
>At this point it's just a smear on the road
>But you still watch, the pony still holding onto you
>You can't even really see the smear anymore, the pie having become one with the street
>”Are you alright?”
“I just got mauled by 2 raccoon's for a pie that is now part of the road, I'll be fine”
>”You got mauled by what?”
>As the pony, a cream colored and orange maned mare lets go of you and tries to talk to you you walk away
>”Hey wait come back filly!”
>You are too tired to run, but you don't feel like explaining yourself and use your small stature to escape into the sea of ponies on the busy sidewalk
>”Wait!”
>You can still hear the mare calling for you, but you quickly lost sight of her amongst the crowd
>After following the crowd for awhile you break out and appear in front of the entrance to a older looking building
“Strict Rules home for wayward fillies”
>Well you were hungry, tired, broke, a wayward filly and it was getting dark
“Well I'm sure this is better than sleeping in an alley and getting raped and/or mauled by vengeful raccoon's
>You enter the Orphanage
>>27806153
Well that's all I got right now.
A nice big wall of text to bump this thread.
Hell maybe someone will even read it lol
Also for that guy who insists greentexts have proper punctuationNoooooooooooowayJosé
>>27806204
Aww darn. I was hoping that Anon was going to get adopted by waitress coffee poner.
>>27806089
>“So do you think you could fulfill your destiny and get me a cup of coffee”?
HAH
>>27806153
I can foresee Anon getting the usual "Orphanage" treatment. Hyyype.Cute pone to adopt Anon when?
>>27806153
write more please
>>27806204
It is good so far.
I'm a few threads behind, so I usually don't read these stories.
>>27806437
I just thought of a strange idea for this.
>Twilight decides to adopt a filly, but has no time to go look for one.
>Unknowingly adopts Anonfilly.
>Can't get rid of her as easily.
>>27806204
reading the thing
thanks
>>27806437
Orphan Anonfilly adventures through time?
>>27806204
Youre a hero man
>>27806204
It's total shit.
>>27807684
nyx*
>>27807684
>>27807695
Fuck off
Bemp
>>27807955
Thank you faggot.
You made me go to /pol/ to congratulate you fucking burgers.
However I end up getting caught up in few threads and before I know it, I've wasted my day getting redpilled and now feel like crap, worried for my race and culture, even for my fucking gender.
Happy independence fucking day you fucking burger faggot fuck.
>>27807712
>waaah
>waah
>>27797569
how to secret server
>>27809863
>>27806153
>>27806446
well because you asked so nicely
>Man this place was different than anywhere else you've seen in this world
>Dim, dully colored , and with a notable lack oh heart motif everywhere
>It was actually a nice change of pace really
>A yellow pony dressed like a nun notices your entrance
>”Hello can I help yo- oh my Celestia what happened to you!”
“Raccoon's make for challenging opponents, you wouldn't happen to have any infection prevention cream would you? “
>”Why were you fighting raccoon's?”
“I was fighting for some nice fresh dumpster pie, I managed to get away from them but then it got run over, you wouldn't happen to have any food to spare would you?”
>”Of course we have food for poor little fillies, I'll be happy to give you some. Do you have parents or a guardian?”
>You consider your answer briefly
“Nope”
>”So you have no pony to care for you?”
“Nah”
>”Well you have certainly come to the right place”
>>27810586
“I do seem to be the very definition of a 'wayward filly' don't I?”
>The nurse pone chuckles awkwardly
>”Um well I suppose, anyway you should follow me to the infirmary to get those cuts looked at. My name is Summer Dawn, what's yours?
“Anonymous”
>Summer looks at you oddly
“You can just call me Anon though”
>”Such an unusual name for a filly”
“Well it's my name, and I'm sticking with it”
>The rest of the walk was silent until you reach a door labeled in big red letters INFIRMARY
>”Here we are, let's get you inside so Kind Heart can get a look at you
>As you enter Summer calls into the room
>”Sister Heart I require your services!”
>A blue pony also dressed like a nun responds “Did a filly try getting an extreme sport cutie mark again?”
>”No, not this time. This filly here got attacked by some squirrels and...”
>>27810599
“Raccoon's, I got scratched up by Raccoon's”
>”And she requires some medical attention”
>Kind Heart turns around walks up to you and quickly examines your cuts
>”That looks painful, but fortunately none of them are deep enough to require anything other than some disinfecting and a couple of bandages”
>Kind levitates you into a tub in a nearby washroom, fills it up with warm water and starts gently washing you with a soapy washcloth
“Ooh that smarts”
>”Sorry, but there's really no way around this”
>It stings and you want to protest, but don't because you have no idea where those damned raccoon's claws had been and you were too tired to put up much of a fight anyway
>At some point the unicorn had stopped washing your cuts and starts giving you a bath
>Well you might have been rolling around in a back alley a bit, you can't really vouch for your cleanliness
>Her washcloth reaches a new and rather unwelcome part of your new anatomy
“Hey watch where your sticking that thing, or at least buy me a drink first”
>”Oh I'm so sorry dear I am just cleaning you, I'm not doing anything... uncouth”
“Just don't do that again”
>>27810604
>It was a huge reminder of the huge thing you were now lacking
>Your dick is gone
>And now you had something a dick goes inside
>You really don't want to think about it right now, or ever
>You cry a few manly tears in grief over your lost companion
>Fortunately Kind Heart picks that moment to pour water over you to rinse all the soap on your coat off and your tears are lost amongst the bathwater
>You shove the thoughts out of your mind start addressing Summer, who had been watching Kind clean you
“Can I have some food now please? I honestly cannot even remember the last time I've eaten
>Summer looks at you kindly, her face betraying pity
>”Of course Anon, right after we get your cuts all nice and bandaged”
>Kind levitates a roll of bandages into the room and wraps some of the cuts on you torso and addresses you
>”Now most of these cuts don't really need bandages, so I'm only getting the bigger ones so they don't get infected.
>She finishes up bandaging you up, you're not the mummy you were expecting to be, just a few wraps around your torso and some wraps around your front right leg
>>27810618
>”Now I'm all done for tonight, but tomorrow you need to come in for a checkup, I give all new fillies a medical exam to make sure you all get the care you need so you can all be happy and healthy when you get adopted”
>The medical checkup made sense, but adoption
>You didn't want to get adopted
“I, uh... okay”
>You were about to tell them you didn't want to get adopted and probably weren't going to stay here long
>But what good would that do? They'd probably try to force you to stay
>You didn't need any of that drama
>Summer motions for you to follow her
>”I'll show you to the kitchen, normally you'll take your meals in the mess hall, but you've missed dinner time so either me or one of the cooks will have to make you something
>Sweet, you were starving
>”So Anon, I normally don't see fillies as young as you with a cutie mark. What does it mean?”
>She gestures towards your rump
>Well what do you know, there's a black '?' symbol on your butt
“I honestly don't know”
>”What? Then how 'd you get it?”
“I didn't even know it was there until you pointed it out”
>>27810624
>”Then you must have just gotten it today then. So congratulations, though it's a shame you don't know what it means”
>You shrug your shoulders
“It's no big deal”
>”But it's your cutie mark! It show's your special talent and helps you find your purpose in life”
“Nobody has a specific purpose, we live, experience life and die”
>”You're far too young to be that jaded, and everypony has a purpose in life. Oh, this is the kitchen entrance”
>You follow Summer through a door labeled in big red letters “KITCHEN”
>She must be used to dealing with idiots or she likes pointing out the obviousYes I know the edge, this is just this anons way of dealing with things, she's gone through a lot recently. I promise this Is not going to be some edgy story about destiny or some shit
>>27810655
aye, tis maybe edgy in ponyland, but an innocent filly with a depressing earth tone may be very awesome and/or kekworthy
>>27810624
I like it!
>>27810655
Enjoying it. Wouldn't really call it edgy, though.
I like it when a child has the mental aptitude of an adult and the dry wit to back it. Especially if they manage to verbally floor someone five times their age.
>tfw it's the fourth of july
>whole neighborhood is launching fireworks
>from 6 a.m. to probably 11 p.m.
>tfw it sounds like a war outside
>tfw you can't concentrate on writing because every ten seconds it sounds like a tank shell went off
>mfw this has nothing to do with this thread. I just wanted to share it 'cause I'm apparently a huge attentionwhore.
>>27813103
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27813245
Is there a problem?
>>27813103
kek
write war filly
Anonfilly is Papyrus
>>27815712
