Oh so here it is. Thanks for making the thread shitposting fag

So folks, who is less of a pussy, Erf's Anon or PhD Anon?

>>27747093
PhD Anon is the best.

Erfs is too busy humping his pillow waifu the loser.

>>27746459
Whats with the gordon freeman? Did valve do anything at all? Was it related to video games?

>>27747093
PhD Anon but Erf Anon would wipe his ass with the horn nonetheless

>>27747093
Every Anon colt (and one filly) against everyone.
Who wins?

>>27747316
Erf by using the horn

>>27747358
We've been on that situation and we know what happens.
>Erf Anon uses horn
>Fucks up because is a chaos horn or uses it as shield against magic of PhD
>PhD Anon gets the advantage or uses a magic attack
>Fucks up too or the attack is reflected/absorbed
>Fight becomes just verbal words
>It's a tie
>Actually a tie appears in the battlefield between Erf and Elo
>Is motherfucking Anontonio
>To be continued sounds in the distance

>>27746459
Huh, that last thread ended pretty quick. I mean, just over a week?

Who can say we're a dead thread anymore.

Where the fuck is Coffee! I need my pizza!

>>27747438
me too, what happened to him

>>27747397
oh that's right, Anontonio kidnapped Cherrywood and DT. I actually wanted for the writefags to continue that sometime

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>>27747438
>>27747614
I'm lurking when I can, busier then usual recently. Likely will be away or busy for the coming month. Also, I'm out of eggpost and pizza. Will have to restock.

>>27747819
gotcha covered let me just get some food

>>27747848
>4 hours bitching at Elo later

>"Fluttershy? Oh, she's at home. Apparantly, everytime she came over to see you. You were still asleep. You rally like to sleep alot don't you Nonny?" Pinkie Pie hovered upwards and flipped upside down, swimming towards you as she looks at you with a smiling stare "Have any good dreams?"
"Ehhhh....I don't remember my dreams much really Ponk, they just come and go. Like they never really happened."
>"...huh...that's really really weird" Pinkie flips back up and lands back on the ground as she began to recall dreams in her head "Well, I dream lots and lots. If you'd like, I can give you a rundown of every dream I ever had since I could first remember having dreams."
>Huh...that sounded cool.
"How far back can you remember?"
>"since I was a foal!" She says happily
>Huh....that sounded not as cool anymore...that's a huge time waster you bet.
"Ermmm...uhhh....that's super neat Ponk. But...I'm gonna go see Twilight now. Kinda need to talk to her about something."
>"Okie Dokie Loki! Hey, once you're done. You wanna test out my dunking game?"
>Well..to that. How could you say no?
"Sure! I don't mind"
>"Yeah! I hope you bring your A game Nonny. Because the target is the kind that doesn't like to be hit!"
>A moving target? huh..
"Pfft, we'll see. I....oh..."
>Actually, if you remember. your aim was shit...
"...W-We'll just see...anyway. gotta go, seeya soon!"
>"Alrighty! I'll be here!"

>>27748443
>You wave goodbye to the balloon tied mare as you exit the room to the entrance hall.
>Huh....you had alot to think about now that you were more awake.
>You started to feel a fuzzy feeling you normally don't feel when by yourself. You were thinking of all the care Twilight was giving you. and the care Fluttershy gives you. The fact that your friends seem to like a more truthful you. And that you can even come through for Diamond Tiara. And then there was Twilight herself. Before, you thought she was a bookcunt. Now that you spent time with her. She was actually pretty great. she was more of her kinder and friendly side you've seen on the show than you thought. So she made a mistake nearly sealing you. that time was said and done, and really? You were being kind of dodgy. If anything, it was Discord who was being kind of a faggot now. You were still capable of pranking....but, you didn't want to prank your friends anymore. douchebags were still on the table though. You liked the cuddling and love. All the deceit was just causing you pain and anguish. Celestia and Luna really were right, just accept your new life. The life you are supposed to live....as Fluttershy's beloved nephew.
>You open the front doors of the castle. Taking a deep breath to enjoy the clean and positive air as Ponyville shimmered and shined in front of you.
"Ahhhh! Good morning Everypony! Anon is here!"
>Well of course, nobody is around. Except that of Trixie and Twilight. There was a plank set up as a diving board above the ground. From what it looked like. Trixie was constantly dropping down. As Twilight tried to time teleporting her back to the top each time.
"Twilight? Trixie! Yoooo, What's up?"
>Twilight turns around as Trixie dives off the board again. "Anon? You're actually awake?"
>"TWILIGHT!" Trixie shrieks as she falls to the ground.

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>>27748549
>Trixie dies
We're off to a good start!

>>27748549
>O-oh right! Trixie!" Twilight looks back to Trixie and zaps her with her horn. instantly zapping her......a little above the ground next to her, and upside as well.
>You both wince as Trixie falls flat on her face. ouch. actually seeing it seemed more painful than suffering it. Then again, you had grown accustomed to such a feeling.
>"Trixie! I'm so sorry, are you alright?! Anon, didn't you see the sign? No distractions during practice!" Twilight says as she points to one of the ten signs that asked for quiet.......huh...you seem to be really bad at this.
"S-sorry...just woke up actually...erm..Trixie, are you ok?"
>Trixie raises her face, it had grass and dirt on it and she looked a little starry eyed "Trixie is absolutely fine! a Performerlike Trixie can take any hit and still be ready to perform..." Trixie then looked to Twilight, as she wobbled, oh yeah..she fell pretty hard. "Isn't that right mother?"
>"U-uhhh. Trixie, are you sure you're ok. You just cWAHHH!"
>Trixie suddenly grabbed at Twilight's face and started crying as she yelled "WHY DID YOU NEVER SUPPORT TRIXIE?!"
>"Trixie! Trixie! Snap out of it!" Twilight yells as she gives her a quick slap.
>"Ow!..huh..hrn?" Trixie looked around "hmm? Oh Anon, you're awake..finally. I've been meaning to speak with you...I..actually have a few words of thanks to you. I've already given my thanks to Twilight but I can't trust anyone to deliver my thanks to you in the exact words I'm thinking of"
>"Trixie..." Twilight still wanted to make sure if she fully snapped out of it. that was a pretty hard hit. "Are you ok? Really?"

>>27748661
>"Of course! You act as if Trixie just hit her head or something. As if" Trixie takes a glance at Twilight with dismissive eyes "...anyway..Anon" Trixie's voice becomes softer as she takes a step, takes off her hat with her magic, and bows "I'd like to personally thank you.....you and Twilight gave me another chance, and with that chance. I've experienced what friendship is really like. And for that..." A golden ticket pops out of Trixie's hat and plants itself right on the ground in front of you. "I present to you a special ticket to see Trixie backstage after her glorious show tomorrow."
>Uhhhhhhhh......wut? Well, it was a nice gesture but...No, you better not say it.
>"Trixie...couldn't he just come backstage anyway? Why does he need a ticket?" Twilight asks, she didn't know the reason for it either and asked her the question you refrained from asking.
>Trixie let out an annoyed sigh "Because it's supposed to be a nice gesture! Come on, I don't have anything else to give him. I allowed you to be my stage assistant didn't I?"
>Twilight gave Trixie an authoritative stare "Trixie...."
>Trixie cringed "Oh..I did it again..mnnn" Trixie held her head down in shame "Sorry....I'm still getting used to this."
>"Trixie..it's ok. Just be a little more mindful of your manners. Ok?" Twilight walked up to her, forgiving her instantly.
"Yeah, I appreciate the ticket. I could keep it as a memento..you know. To remember the moment."
>You take the ticket and put it in your saddle bag
"There we go, ready for my wall of memories...which I don't really have set up yet except for a couple of pictures."
>"You'll really keep the ticket?" Trixie seemed a little confused "I didn't expect that..."
"Yeah, I mean. you wanted to give it to me right? I know you probably have a whole Equestrian tour to do...so I want to hold on to at least one thing to remember you by"
>Trixie started to tear up. "You really mean that?"
>You did
"I do"

>>27748756
>Trixie couldn't contain herself. She immediatly grabbed you and fell ontop of you. hugging you tightly "Nopony has ever kept a memento of Trixie before! Anon...Anon....T-thank you."
>Oh good lord, that hurt...thankfully she was loosening up
>"THANK YOUUUU!" She then grips you tightly
>Oh god...please let yourself die. Why, Why, Why does everyone have to hug so tightly?
"Gnhggfgfg...."
>"Ooook" Twilight uses her magic to pull Trixie off of you "Remember, he's still recovering. Anon, are you alright?"
>You didn't want to make Trixie feel bad, so you slowly stood back up, and smiles at Twilight. hiding your pain. "N-never better."
>You had to make another stretch to work out the kinks. There you go, thanks to the medicine, the pain was near nonexistent after that stretch,
"Actually Twilight...what's going on. Is the Friendship Festival really happening?"
>Twilight nodded, her voice a little snarky "Of course it is. I've been planning it for weeks. I even mentioned it to you when we were just meeting eachother. Did you forget already?"
"Sorta....I thought it just..wasn't gonna happen altogether."
>"No, it is. It just got delayed a couple of times. Changeling antics and chaos beings tend to cause that. But we finally got everything together and I think it's going to be a success" Twilight looks up to the sky with hope "Ponies coming together just to spend quality time with the friends they have and the friends they will make. This whole festival is very important for everypony. Many ponies from across Equestria will be attending." Twilight then looked to the both of you, now being rather authoritive "So I expect the both of you to behave"
>"Well, you needn't tell me. Now that we're friends. Trrrrrixie has no reason to enslave the town and try to show that she is the best!"
>Twilight silently stared at her
>"Ahrm...I meant...a-alright" Trixie backed down

>>27747175
Elo often makes references to half-life in his story.

>>27748839
Like?

>>27748808
As much of a pussy that Anon has become, it certainly has worked to reform Trixie Lulamoon

>>27748756
Goddamn Twilight you killed the fucking moment

>>27751148
>Goddamn Twilight you killed the fucking moment
That's purple smartbfor you

>>27748808
>Not embracing the Trixie

>>27752436
Trixie a shit

>>27752944
More like lurkers a shit

>>27748808
i had more. then i realized i slept for 11 hours. it was like a blink.

>>27752944
Shitposters a shit.
Bateman, do not bless this fool.

>>27753720
Dubs confirm that Trixie a shit

>>27753666
As we always tell you Eggman, your health comes first

Everyone a shit

>>27754937
Truth.

>>27754937
But Trixie is more shit.
Not only by herself, but her fans are shit.
Example: Seth

>You feel like you are being embraced by a big soft pillow, something really warm was holding you.
>You open your eyes to see a big white hoof around your body, you try to look upwards but you notice that a certain mare was actually cuddling you like a big spoon.
>*Snooore* you expected sweet and gentle puffs coming out from her but Jesus, Celestia snores harder than a fucking bear.
>You try to move a little without waking her up, just enough to get more comfortable because in the end you can’t deny that her embrace was some of the best feelings in the world.
>”Hnng… Anon? ... Are you awake?” You stupid fuck, you woke her up
>Celestia removes the hoof that she was using to hug you so she can rub her eyes
“Yeah, but don’t worry you can go back to sleep”
>Celestia lazily shakes her head “I’d love to… but today is an important day” She lets out a big yawn while stretching her front hooves “What time is it?”
“I have no idea… but come on just 5 more minutes, pleaaaase?”
>Seriously you just want to cuddle a little bit more
>Celestia giggles at your cute little please ”Nope”
“Awww but why? What is so important about today anyway?”
>Celestia lets out another big yawn while checking an old looking clock “Oh my just look at the time! We need to get you ready!” Celestia hops off the bed and picks a brush and other stuff with her magic.
“Ready for what?”
>”Now, I need you to take a shower, the door to the bathroom is over there, I’ll get ready and prepare your things while you do that”
“But for what?!”
>Celestia slaps her hoof in her face “What do you mean for what? Stop asking silly questions and get ready! We can’t be late for your first day at school!”
>First day at school? Oh… WHAT
“What do you mean with first day at school, come on isn’t this a little too soon? I’ve just been here for like 3 days!”

>>27756481
>Celestia groans, she was bruising her mane and fur as fast as she could, she levitates you with her magic to the bathroom, closing the door and locking it once you were inside
>”And hurry up! We still need to eat breakfast!” You can hear Celestia yelling from the other side of the door
“Oh come on! You can’t possibly be serious!”
>You were with them for like 3 days and you are already going to school? And come the fuck on, you already went through all of this; you have a PhD in Quantum Chaos for god’s sake!
>You might just demand a test, prove that you are fucking superior in every way to young kids and then maybe work in a bachelor in magic or some shit like that.
>”I don’t hear the water flowing! Will I have to go there and bath you myself? Because trust me I will if you don’t hurry up!”
“Yeah, yeah I’m already starting the shower…geez”
>You open the valves with your magic and take a nice, hot shower… man now that you think about it, you haven’t taken a bath since you got here, but nonetheless this feels pretty good.
>You finish your shower and dry yourself and bruise your mane and fur with a bruise that you found after that you step out of the bathroom feeling pretty refreshed.
>Celestia also finished bruising her mane; she was now looking like her usual self. She glances at you and using her magic puts your little bag pack on you… what were these called? Saddle bags right?
>”Good, you are now presentable, clean and cute, just like your mother!” Celestia chuckles at her lame joke “Now let’s hurry to the dining hall! Actually…”
“Oh no, please not the tele-“
>But as usual she doesn’t listen making you both appear in the blink of an eye inside the dining hall…
“-portation again… hey I don’t feel sick anymore” You raise your hooves in celebration
>Celestia nods while putting a plate with your breakfast in front of you and one for her

>>27756491
>brusing your mane with a bruise
I think you mean brushing your mane with a brush

>>27756491
>“Considering how everypony is always teleporting you around is no surprise that you got used to it faster than most foals.”
>So you had what it looked like a veggie sandwich, a muffin and orange juice… meh
“Well… eh you are right, so am I really going to that school of yours?” You say while you take a bite of your sandwich
>Huh, no ham nor cheese... it was a goddamn flower, fuck vegan food dude
>”Mmhmm and I’m the principal, so you better behave because if you do something bad, then I guarantee you that I will know” Celestia gives you a sly grin, you think to make you a little nervous
“Well then I guess that we won’t be seeing each other much during school days since I don’t plan to go to the principal’s office” You answer with a smug face
>The both of you finish your little breakfast and head towards the dining hall, before you reach the doors Luna bursts in holding a very old looking photographic camera.
>”Am I too late? Please don’t tell me that I am too late for my little star’s first day at his new school!” Luna says worried sick
>Celestia doesn’tsay anything she just rolls her eyes, but aww Luna was super worried that she might miss the moment.
“Nope, we are already here you see?”
>Luna’s face brightens as she places the camera and then gives you a big hug “Oh thank heavens, I didn’t want to miss this… I’m so proud of you my Anon!” She gives you a big, big hug as she nuzzles in your mane
>”Well, at least you didn’t forget the camera” Celestia asks pointing at the camera with her hoof
>”O-Of course not!” Luna answers with indignation “I want to remember this moment for all eternity!”
>”Great! Me too, then let’s take that photo!” Celestia exclaims with total excitement.
>”Err… well… you see”

>>27756529
>“Well, I never thought that Princesses were actually informed about
Was there supposed to be more to this sentence or am I just misreading it?

>>27756549
Fucking word didn't save the good version of what I already had. Give me a few moments lads

>>27756515
>”What…oh… come on! Don’t tell me that you still don’t know how to operate a camera already!” Celestia was pissed at her sister, while Luna was just making a big smile while rubbing the back of her head
>”Is not my fault that these new inventions while marvelous are a complete mystery to use!” Luna tries to reason with Celestia but to no avail
>”Ugh” Celestia slaps her hoof in her face “Just stand there with Anon while I set up the camera…” Celestia starts to set up the tripod for the camera, along with those weird stuff that flashed really hard in the movies
>As for Luna, she flies towards you and lands by your side pulling you closer with her wing
>”Luna! What the hay did you do to this camera!?” Celestia angrily exclaims
>”N-nothing! I swear!” Luna stutters a little, her face letting you know that she was lying.
>”Whatever! Aaaaaand… done!” Celestia finishes her work a proud smile “This should do the trick” she nods to herself
“Well, I never thought that Princesses had to know about how to repair stuff”
>”Meh…” Celestia looks at you unamused
> “They actually don’t, of all the princesses I’m the only one who can actually repair a broken pipe” Celestia frowns at the thought of it
>”What do you mean sister? Me and the other princesses are more thancapable of doing work involving repairing different stuff”
>”Oh really?” Celestia replies sarcastically ”Twilight freaks out if something happens and is not written in one of her books, Cadence tries to hides it with her husband doing the hard work, but I know how clumsy she actually is you…” Celestia glares at Luna
>”Do I have to remind you what happened to the main oven of the castle?” Celestia asks Luna in a slightly threatening way

>>27756491
>>27756549
Word mate, but again thanks for the heads up
>You finish your shower and dry yourself and brush your mane and fur with a little pink brush that you found. After that you step out of the bathroom feeling pretty refreshed.

>>27756695
*and you...
>”Do I have to remind you what happened to the main oven of the castle?” Celestia asks Luna in a slightly threatening way
>”Eeeh… Point taken” Luna crosses her front legs while puffing her cheeks in frustration
>”Very well!” Celestia happily exclaims while she herself lands by your side, very close to you.
>”Since there’s nothing to discuss and we are actually in a hurry is time to take our first family photo!” Celestia changes to a very cheerful mood, extending her wing so she could embrace both you and Luna
>”It wasn’t my fault… that blasted royal baker” Luna mustters
>”At the count of thee everypony says cheese!” Celestia taps Luna’s shoulder with her wing to snap her out of her little tantrum
>”Three” Celestia exclaims in a smug voice
>”Two!” Luna counts with her usual excited tone
”And one!”
>”Cheese!” The three of you exclaim at the same time with a big, bright smile.
>After taking the photo the three of you step outside the dining hall
>”Wait a minute… what time is it?!” Celestia asks
>”I… don’t know? I usually don’t carry a clock

There we go

>>27756707
>Celestia is actually the only princess who knows how to do proper maintenance to anything in the castle
I like this, Celestia being more like the "Dad" here

Hiya guys.
Last thread I posted something that was from Discord's pov, which was his diary.
>http://pastebin.com/Q2VAKmtb
From there I continue to here into a new chapter.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6HFehvohs
>Why life has to be so shitty
>Your money, your car, your vieja
>Everything went to hell thanks to your luck of life
>You are Alberto N. Osuna Nieves, unemployed Mexican who lives in the suburbs of Oaxaca City
>Your friends call you Anon
>You recently got fired from your job in a good enterprise. The reason? Your boss is a dick, that’s why
>Right now you are in a bar, drowning in beer and what not, with your bartender friend Arturo
>”When are you going to pay, Alberto?” The bartender says as he cleans an empty glass
“Tomorrow wey… you know I got fired from my job… let me be.” You say with an almost empty bottle of Tequila along with a melancholy tone
>At this point only Vodka and Tequila can heal you from your wounds
>A good job wouldn’t hurt too…
>Or a fucking miracle. Drinking is a bad step, but is the only way you have to carry away your sorrow from today
>The bartender, Arturo, took a sigh as he looks at you
>”You had enough for one night. Look, if you want don’t pay for this night, I’ll even get you a taxi. Go take a rest, man” Arturo says concerned about your situation
>As much as you want to drink more… he’s right. You can’t get to your apartment this drunk; there are thieves that are around your place. Worst thing you need for this night is someone stabbing you or a dog pissing in your pants
>You nod at him and leave your bottle of Tequila in the table. Is a waste to leave it like that, but you had enough and need strength for whatever comes tomorrow
>Arturo accompanies you to the exit of the bar, the music from the bar slowly fading from your ears. There was a taxi ready for you with an old man as the driver

>>27757237

>”Good night toro. Take this man to his house, he’ll tell you where he lives.” Arturo gives the taxi driver 70 pesos and the old man picks the money, don’t minding it at all. Weird… usually they ask for 100 pesos. “Take care Alberto, just look forward and you have the best of the lucks, okay?”
>Why do you have a compadre so nice? Damn it, almost makes you want to cry
“Okay… we’ll see each other another day. K’? When I get a job to celebrate” You say as you enter the back seat of the taxi
>”Sure man, take a rest”
>The taxi driver begins taking you to home, although you haven’t told him where you live
>Man… you need some water
>”Long night, eh?” The old man speaks
“Sí…” You quietly answer to him
>Maybe a chat with a random old man will help you with how drunk you are
>If this old man can find a job, why you can’t? You just need determination and luck!
>Yeah…
>”You just need some resting as your friend told you and you’ll be fresh for tomorrow”
>The taxi was starting to raise the speed a bit
“Yes… I just need some rest. Tomorrow will be another day”
>…
>You really want to chat with this old man but you don’t know what topic to talk with
>Eh…
“How old are you, amigo? You look like you are ready to retire. Or are you like those old man’s who never give up a job and continue earning money? Heh…”
>For some reason, the speed of the taxi was increasing. Was that or you really drank too much and weren’t thinking straight
>”Not really, this isn’t my taxi and neither I have a job”
>Jaja, what?
>The old man must be joking or your mind is making you hear things
>You’ll play along with him
“Right… and I am the prince of Persia.” You chuckle slightly. “Look man, I haven’t even told you where to go, you just went to a totally random route”

>>27757245

>”I know! I like to go random directions.” The old man says as he passes a semaphore that was in red light. “Do you think I’ll win points if I ran over a policeman? Hehehe”
>Okay que chingados
“What the hell, dude? You can’t just joke like that! And you passed one red light! Are you insane?”
>”Graduated top of my asylum! And one red light? Pfft, I already passed four red lights!”
>Okay, this is going nowhere. You need to exit the damn taxi before you get involved in a random old man that firstly he isn’t a taxi driver and second… HE’S FUCKING NUTS!
“Olvidalo, I’m out of here”
>You say placing your hand over the taxi’s lock. Maybe you were too drunk to think, but you didn’t know how much speed the taxi was going
>”I shouldn’t open the door if I was you, we are going right now at some 120 km/h and you shouldn’t think of opening that door!” The old man says with a cheeky smirk. “Only open that if you want to become a bug in someone else’s window!”
>Jesus Maria Jose…
“S-stop the taxi! Now!”
>Words couldn’t stop him… so you tried to go to the seat next to him and try pressing the hand brake
>For some reason… it didn’t work. Maybe it was going too fast to stop it or you forgot how taxis work
>”I didn’t know you wanted to drive! Here, have this”
>The old man removes the steering wheel from the taxi and gives it to you
>How in the heavens he managed to pull the wheel out!?
>”There you go! Have fun!” He opens the driver’s door and… jumps out, his last words being ‘Arrivederchi’
>…IT WAS AN ITALIAN ALL ALONG!
>Oh god… oh god! You are going to die…!
>You are going to be one more to join the newspaper from México accidents and deaths… and be forgotten because nobody gives a shit about the newspaper of México!
>All by the cause of that madman

>>27757248

>The taxi goes directly to a build, you can’t quite see if it’s a house or not… but the case is… you are going to crash and horribly die
>This is it…
“Not like this… not like thiiisssss!”
>You close your eyes and wait for the impact
>You hear the crash but you don’t feel anything
“Aa-ayy!”
>And you fall from your… bed? Was it… a dream?
>You look with fear at the date in your cellphone, it was the next day of the previous day…
>That wasn’t a dream? Or was it? Dios.... Only Arturo can answer your doubts to this
>You were about to call him but someone sent you a message to your cellphone. The message said “Check under your pillow”
>You do check your pillow out of curiosity and find… a lamp. What the hell was this? Aladin’s magic lamp? It looks really similar…
>Okay you have no idea what the fuck is going on. First you were at the bar, took a taxi, old man driving was insane and… you woke up on your bed. Or on the floor because of… how startled you were at almost crashing to a build
>This must be some kind of joke or maybe someone is cursing you
>Must be Lupita… that bitch
>Fuck it, let’s play along and see what happens
>You rub the lamp three times, just like in the movie and wait for something
>Nothing happens
>You rub more and faster… …and some pink with brown liquid comes out of the lamp
“Ewww… I knew it was a joke!” You say, throwing the lamp to the floor. “Where are the cameras? Okay, this isn’t funny anymore!”
>You try searching for any hidden cameras, but you don’t find anything. You even throw a book into the window out of frustration. Then you look at the floor where the lamp was, and it… started to shake
>From inside it a big large weird ass snake starts to come out
>You take a step back and look in horror as the long snake stretch his… arms? What are those?
>Wait…
>It can’t be… you’ve seen this snake before…

>>27757252

>”Greetings, human!” The snake says looking at you with a grin. “I am-“
"¿¡Quetzalcoatl!? You say in surprise, cutting out his presentation
>”…Who?”
>Wasn’t this snake Quetzalcoaltl? Is his cousin? Or maybe just a… hallucination? It looks too real for you
“What… are you?”
>”Well… if you let me finish.” The creature snaps his talons and a cloud of smoke covers him, then reveals him wearing a crown and a cape. The words ‘King & God of chaos’ were in top of him as a shiny sign. “My name is Discord, actual king /and/ god of chaos. No need to bow, don’t worry human”
>A god? In your apartment?
>What the fuck did you smoke last night?
>”I know you might be wondering, what I am, what I’m doing here and stuff… let’s just jump to the important, ehem.” A long list appears in front of him along with tiny glasses. “Your name is Alberto, nickname is Anon. You worked in cruises but now you are unemployed. Your life has gone down that your only enjoyment is videogames and beer.” The list disappears from his claws. “Although you have a very nice persistence, am I right?”
>Is this guy like… that story of the ghost of Christmas? Because you don’t know where he is going
“I don’t remember giving my curriculum to a god of chaos, eh…” You take a sit on your bed. “What’s your point, what you want, eh… Disnuts?”
>”Discord.” He corrects you. “I’m here to give you a deal you won’t reject. You don’t have a job, right?”
“Nope, I’m looking for one tho”
>Discord chuckled slightly
>”Alright… I’m looking for someone to follow me to my world, place where I’m the king. Someone to become the second most important habitant of there and get to experience with… stuff you’ve never seen in your whole human life. You are the lucky human to get this position, interested?”
>That seems… tempting

>>27757254

“Hmm… Where’s the trick? I win something but you win something too, don’t you? This doesn’t look like a job at all, more like a deal”
>This makes Discord chuckle more. It was starting to concern you slightly
>”I only win my fun. You get your fun, I get mine. You could even learn a few tricks from your god and king of chaos”
>Even if he’s a king or god you never hear of...
“Let me tell you first, I bow to no one. Even if I’m the “second” in your command, I won’t ever bow to you. I have my pride, you know?” You say with your arms crossed to your chest, looking straight at his weird yellow eyes
>Discord disappeared right in front of you with a “poof”. Then a tiny version of him appeared right in your shoulder
>”Oh come on, I won’t ask you to bow. Just be there, close to me… as a, hmmm…. Son?”
>¿Qué?
“You want me as… your son?”
>”Yes. Prince Anon doesn’t sound amazing? You won’t bow, but everyone will!”
>Hmmm… this is starting to sound very good or too obvious. Being a prince is like being the vice-president… although you weren’t never good with politics
“Yeah, sure. Make me a prince, why not. What’s next? Your word is full of magic all of the sudden too?”
>Discord disappeared from your shoulder and appeared in front of you with a magician outfit, grabbing a top hat with his claw
>”Of course!” He then pulls a bunny, how original. “But really, the world is full of magic. If you want I could teach you to do magic /or/ fly. Even both! Your choice if you accept”
>Being a prince, flying, doing magic… theeeere’s gotta be something else missing…
>Discord was holding a list in front of you, titled “Inheritor of Chaos”
>”Just sign here… here and there… and we’ll be on our way to my world. You get various stuff by free and I get my fun. What do you say, deal?”
>Discord wasn’t holding a pen or quill to make you sign; he only was showing his open claw to you

>>27757260

>So this is what people call a “Deal with the devil”?
>You are having your doubts… but what’s there to lose? You might be back in a week from that world
>”Come on Anon, I got not the time for waiting… I got a huge schedule back in my world. What do you say? Yes? No?”
>Discord was showing a smile that was almost showing his teeth
>Something is off…
>But…
>You really want to try it
“…Deal”
>You hold his claw, shaking it and closing the deal
>The list that Discord was holding with his other… paw? Suddenly got three signatures. It was your signature…
>”Haha! Let’s go then. To Equestria!” Discord snaps his talons, making the list disappear and making two space suits appear in both of you. The one who he was wearing was blue and the one you were wearing was red with a big “D” on it
>For some damn reason you feel… light… why?
“Space… suits?” You ask to Discord, he just nods at you
>”Yes. Also, you might get dizzy by this method, I recommend you to close your eyes or hold tight to something. I’ve never tried this before!”
>…Why?
>Discord turned the computer of your room and a blue screen was showing some binary numbers on it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4COtJzRCYAo
>”This is the TEC. System 42.1000. Initiating ignition in 10.5 seconds.” A voice on your room started to say. Was it your computer? W-What?
>Wait a fucking second, how the fuck… you hear the voice but you also see some blue dialogue below you
“Ignition? What the heck does that mean?”
>Your voice sounds funny… why?
>You look at your hand and… it… is flat!?
“WHY I AM FLAT? D-DISCORD! WHAT IS THIS?”
>”Launch in 3. . .”
>AY AVE MARIA
>”Hold on tight, boyo!”
>”Launch in 2. . .”
>You slip under your bed and grab whatever the hell you can with your now light and flat hands
>”Launch in 1. . .”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Hey, I just discovered that this is a Paper Mario reference…”

>>27757264

>Then everything went dark. You could hear the voice of Discord out in the distance saying something about you discovering that reference
>. . .
>. . .
>”…Non”
>. . .
>”Anon, wake up”
>. . .
>”ALBERTO”
>…!
“W-Wha?”
>You look around you. You were in some black room with two chairs and a desk, one chair which was being used by you and the other… you don’t know but you can guess who is sitting there
“D-Discord?”
>The chair turns around, revealing him indeed. He was larger for some reason or were you on your knees?
“Ugh… my head spins… where I am?”
>”Welcome to your new home, Anon!” He says, greeting you. “Now this is the part where you freak out, son”
>Freak out? Why would you freak out? For how the room looks? It didn’t look that scary, your last boss’s room /was/ scary
“Why?”
>”I don’t know, son… let me see… wanna play rock paper scissors?”
>A child’s game? Pfft, whatever. You would prefer to play something more casual, but okay, you’ll play along
“Game on then” You shrug and prepare to play
>Discord does the movement with his claw, starting the game. You move your hand over the desk so he could see-
>…
>Wait…
>What…?
>Where…?
>”Rock, paper or scissors!” Discord places his open claw on your… your… y-y-your… l-limb…..? “Ah, paper beats rock! I win!”
“Ahhfgg… ahdf… m-my…” You look at where your hand was, you were starting to get pale at the sight of… whatever the hell you were seeing. “W-Where… q…que chin… ah…”

>>27757271

>Discord starts to look at himself in a hand mirror, showing some grins and smiles at it
>”Ah… I look really great today. Wouldn’t you say the same to yourself, Anon? Hope you get used to hooves”
>You stop looking at your… hooves? And look with all the fright to the hand mirror Discord was holding for you
>In there a green colorful… cartoon horse was looking at you
>You touch your cheeks; the reflection in the mirror does the same
>You move one hoof in front of the mirror; the reflection does the same…
>You keep looking at your new hoof and form for a while
“Jeje.. jaja… jajaja! Ahh…”
>And you faint on your seat, falling straight to the floor

_
And this is the presentation of my story.
Any comment or feedback is welcome.

>>27757248
>>IT WAS AN ITALIAN ALL ALONG
subtle shade at Anontonio

>>27757278
>Trump becomes president.
>instead of sending Mexicans back to mexico he sends them to different world's via discord.
>this story happens.

>>27757013
Does that mean that in Elo's story Luna and Celestia do "everything" that a marriage does? Because that's pretty lewd, and I love it

>A literal wall of green was posted last night
>No comments
I think this is it for this thread, it was a good run but there's no people interested enough in this

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>>27758846
well geez pal its not like we sleep or anything during this time or anything. we can't all afford to stay up til 2 am just to monitor pony fiction.

>>27758916
But it doesn't even matter if is posted during night time or at 5:00 pm, no one fucking comments on anything for literally the whole day and then you see a shitty bump to prevent the thread from dying.

This thread has many writefags yes a couple of good drawfags too, but it has no one ever posting or making coments about the content of this thread. This shit is dead because even of there are people who just lurk they don't realize how big of a cancer they are by not bringing even a fucking opinion to the thread.

Let it go, this is over, finished, not because the lack of content but because a lack of posters.

>>27746459

This thread made me vomit up blood.

>>27759271
Even the Anonfilly thread has mote activity than us

>>27759271
heh
are you saying that
heh
HEH
I-ITS A
I-ITS A DEAD THREAD

>>27759513
Difference is that I'm not joking, this thread is truly dead. Again look at the two fucking updates that no one is commenting on, this shit has been the norm for like 5 threads now, this is dead

>>27759537
well no, not 5 threads
its more that this thread is dead
the previous one had plenty of talking, and the one before that burned up really fast thanks to people talking with each other about updates and such.

>>27757369
In before he was from Naples and the car never had a rear view mirror.

Goddamn fuck you fucking lurkers

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>>27759271
I'm still three threads behind because life is being a shit.
Once I get caught up I will comment like crazy. Just don't have the time now and it's too much of a pain in the ass to get the post link from Cuckchan or whatever and then post it here but it's still a dead link.

>>27756491
>man now that you think about it, you haven’t taken a bath since you got here

>3 days without taking a bath
This makes me wonder if Erf's Anon have taken a bath in that crystal castle.
Has he? I don't quite remember

>>27760673
Oh wait, that Spa counts.
Too bad there wasn't a happy ending.

>>27758846
Nah, must be because Elo and I we posted at night

>>27760673
I havent had a bath/shower in 63 days

>>27758846

Fuck this guy. I have no comments, ONLY interest. Not much for commenting, just complaints about other complaints.

>>27760894
Fuck you mate, I'm going to punch you

>>27760802
Oh yeah, I haven't had a bath in 6 months

Emergency bump

>>27761523
Baths a shit. Shower master race.

Yo

>>27763307
no fuck you

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>>27758846
>>27759271
>>27759513
>>27759537
well shit.

:'^(

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I've had fever all day, even with a weird ass dream, but anyways, might deliver the other part of the chapter, or might not but I did wanted to say to this guy

>>27759271
You are factually wrong, we've had like 5-7 threads in a row that have been great in terms of anons posting and shitposting.

>>27759313
Also wrong

>>27763591
>>27759513

P&S is fucking shit and one of the worse series that Gainax has ever made. Trigger is also a big pile of shit with the exception of little with academia and I'm sure they'll ruin it anyways

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>>27763612
Fuck off with your shitty opinions on anime, Elo. How about you go suck a fucking lemon you assgobbling faggoteer? Trigger is one of the top anime studios in the fucking industry, and Gainax's worst anime is without a doubt He Is My Master, so dont fucking come fronting like you fucking know shit about anime you little shitheel
Only one of those was me.

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>>27763651
PSG was fucking shite in every fucking aspect and Trigger has made nothing but rubbish (with the exception of LWA) literally the only one there that ain't a hack is Yoh Yoshinari.

But I'll give it to you that it was't as shit as He is my master, that was fucking shit. PSG is worse than the Rebuild movies tho

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>>27763711
Kiznaiver? Luluco? LWA? Inferno Cop? KLK? Even fucking InoBato was better than your average anime. If youre spitting these shit opinions you should work on a goddamn farm, where all your shit can be put to use nigger.
>PSG
>worse than Rebuild
O V E R T H E F U C K I N G L I N E
You really wanna ride this road motherfucker beacuse I will fucking shove my dick right up your ass and ride you down this road you scudfucking phallusfondler. PSG is a great anime, with stellar animation, a stellar soundtrack, and stellar character design. Its okay to admit that the metahumor sailed over your fucking cumbathed brain, cockcaptain.

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>>27763784
>Stellar animation
I guess you have pretty low standards. "Stellar animation would be something like EVA, OPM, HxH or motherfucking Redline
>Stellar soundtrack
Won't argue that
>Stellar character design
M-muh western cartoon designs! It was ok, definitely something different thanks to the nature of the show but I wouldn't call it stellar.

>Its okay to admit that the metahumor sailed over your fucking cumbathed brain, cockcaptain.
I got the metahumor, it wasn't good. I just found the characters really lame, same with the jokes and overall dialogue. But who knows, I'm not into south park, this show definitely wanted to be like that in terms of vulgar humor but it also felt at times like Family Guy. So that kind of stupid shit is not for me.

>Kiznaiver
Bad
>LWA
Already said that is their only good stuff and is only thanks to based Yoshinari
>Inferno Cop
It would be fucking sub-par if it was aired in adult swim and is subpar now
>Luluco
It was honestly bad

How about you go and watch a good anime

>>27763871
Now you listen here you little cumswindler you wouldnt know a good anime if it cranked open your urethra and built a fucking winnebago in it
I bet youre one of those faggots that jerks off over EVA for being THE SINGLE GREATEST ANIME EVER

>>27764016
>I bet youre one of those faggots that jerks off over EVA for being THE SINGLE GREATEST ANIME EVER
Not really but I respect it a lot since it was ground breaking for the industry and it also may or may not saved anime as a whole.

I do jerk off to the works of Satoshi Kon tho, his editing is simply masterful. On an unrealted note I'm finishing my update.

But holy shit dude, you need to get better tastes.

>>27764054
At the very least we can agree that Tokyo Godfathers was toptier.

>>27764094
Definitely, I would say that is a perfect movie in the sense that it achieves everything that it's set out to do

Check this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz49vQwSoTE

>>27756707
>Luna shrugs ”I… don’t know? I usually don’t carry a clock with me”
>”Oh for the love of… Do you realize that we will be late?” Celestia yells at Luna
>”Late? Sister is still super early in the morning, the school isn’t even open why do you worry so much? We can still walk to the school together” Luna tilts her head backwards in confusion
>Celestia frowns at this letting out a little groan “Very well, but if we don’t make it in time-“
>”Relax sister” Luna makes a little smirk at her sister “Despite how arrogant you usually are, sometimes you really behave like your faithful student or should I say she acts like you?” Luna lets out a small giggle
>This makes Celestia blush a little “O-of course not! … I… whatever… let’s go” She sighs and starts walking; you and Luna share a laugh and start following her.
>The three of you step outside the castle and start walking down the roads of the city like an actually happy family
>You can see that every pony passing by always stopped what they were doing and bowed to Luna and Celestia
>Some of them also took pictures and others came in to ask for an autograph that both sisters graciously gave without ever stopping.
>Or well, at least Luna… you could tell that behind the smile Celestia was annoyed by all of this, especially when a super snobby looking pony came in to try and shake her hoof or propose her a “business deal”
>And this felt… awkward to say the least, you weren’t used to this kind of attention nor did you like it. There was a reason why you always went with science despite the absolute zero possibilities of ever getting famous.
>For your pleasure the school wasn’t very far away. You and your “mothers” arrive to a really big building with an elegant and classy outlook.

>>27764299
>The school was almost like a small castle or at least a very expensive mansion. You could tell just for the looks of it, Celestia’s school was of a high prestige… buuuuut it had nothing on the MIT
>You could see tons of kids entering the school, and of course parents waving them goodbye and wishing their sons and daughters a good at school.
>As the three of you walk towards the entrance of the school, you can feel the gaze of the young students on you and on your “moms” … oh boy, you guess that you’ll have to work extra hard to keep a low profile.
>”Pretty amazing eh, Anon?” Celestia breaks your little train of thought
>You nod and give her a big smile
“Yeah! This is truly something else, I’ve never been in a school like this… geez I didn’t even think that a school would look like this”
>Meh, as you said it looked pretty good but the MIT definitely blew her school out of the water.
>”Anon…” Luna shyly asks for your attention
“Yes? Is something wrong?”
>Luna shakes her head and gives you a kiss in your forehead “Do your best, ok?” You don’t know why but this makes you blush
>You lower your head so they can’t see how red you were
“Y-yes I will, y-you too do your best”
>Celestia giggles a little and strokes your mane “Come on Anon, we don’t want to be late do we?” she asks in a soft voice
>Celestia starts walking; before you join her you give Luna a big hug… not because it was polite or cute, but because you genuinely wanted to.
>Luna returns the hug and gives you a kiss on your cheek after she breaks the hug “Now, I know that a new school is always scary but I trust that you will be able to overcome this challenge and I do because I love you my little star”
>You feel your hearth being warmed by those words… Goddamn Luna why do you have to be so fucking great
“Thanks…. I love you too… mom”
>And with that you bid her farewell with another hug and join Celestia to enter the school

>>27764307
>You and Celestia walk towards what you assume would be your new classroom. And again you can see how every kid was talking about you and eyeing you… Goddamn
>Finally you reach your classroom labeled as 4-A
>Celestia takes a deep breath before addressing you “Here we are… Now listen Anon, when you are in school you will refer to me as Principal Celestia just like everypony else, this is just so nopony thinks that you have an unfair advantage just because you are my son” Celestia looks you with a somewhat saddened face
>You give Celestia a big reassuring smile before you move to give her a hug
“Hey, don’t worry I understand, really”
>”I know… And remember that no matter what happens, I will always be proud of you my son” Celestia whispers to your ear
>She breaks the hug and places her hoof on the door “Very well Anon, are you ready?”
>You nod, feeling confident that everything would be alright
“Of course I’m ready, this ain’t nothing” You answer Celestia in a smug voice
>”I like that attitude, Anon. Ok here we go” Celestia opens the door revealing a fairly big but standard classroom.


There we go, chapter complete, hope you enjoyed it, might continue with more tomorrow

>>27748808
"Hey..you're gonna have no problems from me. Promise! In fact. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
>Twilight nodded and began to smile, she was happy with that. "Good...oh, did you happen to drink the medicine your Aunt left for you?"
>You nod
"Yep, it's really helping. aside from an ache here or there. It feels like nothing at all happened to me. I feel great!"
>"That's good! but.....don't strain yourself. If you need a little more rest then by all means, go and get some rest."
>You shake your head. No, you wanted to see Fluttershy. You wanted to let her know you're ok.
"Nah, I'm good. I just wanna go see Aunt Fluttershy. You know, to let her know I'm fine"

>>27764413
>"Then at least ask Spike to go with you. I don't want you going by yourself." Twilight didn't want you to walk through town alone. Not in your condition.
>Spike? Hmmnnn, y'know. You did need to get closer to that guy too. He did help you out. You might as well also use this as an excuse to hang out. Sad you couldn't go bowling with him today though.
"Alright, I can do that. Do you know where he is by any chance?"
>"He said he was working on something in the castle library. So he should be in there."
>Welp, then time to go back in. Wait...you had to anyway. Pinkie wanted you to try something out.
>You say goodbye to the practicing pair and head back inside. and two seconds into stepping back into the cutie map room. Pinkie calls out "Nonny!" while she sits on the chair above the tank.
"Heya Ponk! so, is that thing ready to go? I mean..."
>You look at the tank of water...or. It wasn't water anymore. it was fucking red...like.
>Your pupils shrink at the surprise.
"P-Ponk?! W-what's in that tank?!"
>"Gelatin! And it's cheeerrrryyyyyy flavored. I realized that maybe some ponies wouldn't want to just get wet. So then I thought. Woooo Gelatin! Everypony loves gelatin! And it's even better when you can swwwiiiimmm in it! Now come on! Let me have it!" Ponk swings her leg around in an excited manner. ready for the plunge of the day.
>Well...if she wanted to. You weren't too big on swimming in gelatin. You could still remember the early days of coming to Equestria and falling right into Discord's gelatin. tasty...but not very breathable.
>You spot some balls on the cutie map table, waiting to be tossed at the target at the right end of the room.
"Alrighty then...this should be easy...."
>You take one of the balls and get ready to toss.
"Here we go!"
>You toss the ball....and miss
>You grump at the entire toss. Considering the target wasn't that far away, closer than the targets on the flim flam brother's booth.

>>27764413
Erf returns from the promised land!

>>27764597
>"C'mon Nonny! I know you can do better than that!" Pinkie cheered for you.
>That cheering..that cheering from one as pure as ponk...now you knew you could do it.
>....so you try again....and again...and again..
>...and you're walking up to the balls to pick them up so you can try again...
>And...pinkie is asking you to take a step closer so you can get a better shot..
>And...another step..
>"Nonny...Maybe I don't know as much as I think I know. But, maybe another step might help?" Pinkie's enthusiasm was now nearly exhausted.
>....dammit..you were nearly at body's length at this point.
"...ok...and..."
>You toss another ball...and miss.
>Pinkie cringed at that toss. "...I-it's not so bad...erm..maybe another step?"
>........
>You take another step...you were nearly face to face with the target now. Sure, it wasn't as big as the first targets the flim flam brothers had. But did it make that much of a difference?!
>.....
>......
>You toss the ball and easily hit the target this time.
>Pinkie let's out a small yelp as she drops into the gelatin, she then pops her head out and reaches to the edge of the tank to pull herself up so she can look at you.
>"Nonny...are you ok?" Pinkie was worried that your pride may have been hurt.
"It's fine...I just need to practice a little more is all."
>You look at the target with much disdain. You could feel it's spirit laughing at you. You let out a low.
"Laugh while you can now...I'll destroy you one day with one hundred percent accuracy"
>"What?!" Pinkie looked at you, confused.
>Oh...shit..you were talking to yourself again.
"Oh errr....I was just saying I'll do better next time. hehe"
>"Okie dokie loki! Thanks for testing the target with me Nonny! Looks like I'm just gonna have to make it a little bigger."
"Huh? N-no, it's fine. Like I said. I just need some practice. Don't make it any easier. I'll get this mastered for tomorrow ok? I'm sure everypony else can do this just fine."

>>27764726
>"...ok, if you say so....WHEEEEEE!" Pinkie falls backwards. back into the gelatin and starts eating as she swims around.
>....goddammit....were you really..REALLY...that bad?
"..yeah....ok.."
>You sigh as you go through the hallways and stairs of the castle. looking for the castle library.
>As you do...you hear a familiar voice in your head.
>"Anon...you're being foolish."
>Your ears perk up as you look around. You could already tell who that was.
"Discord?...ugh..really? Now you're getting annoying."
>"Me?! Annoying?! How DARE you! I'm trying to help you. Do you not realize what's happening at all. Are you truly that dense? Anon, how can you not see what's happening?"
>You look around. But you couldn't see him...but you could hear an annoying buzz.
"What are you talking about?"
>"Pardon the human words Anon. But you are becoming a PUSSY! Mrrrooweerr" You hear Discord meow, it came from the ceiling.
>You look up...well then, how wonderlandian. He was a cheshire cat painted on the ceiling.
>You let out an heavier sigh. The fuck did he want now?
"Discord....will you just go? I'll see you when the week is over.I don't even know what you're talking about"
>"I could do that. But I won't. I CAN'T. As for what I'm talking about!" Discord zoops through the walls like a painting and heads into the ground. Becoming your shadow, but much more....wussified. "You're becoming like every other pony ever. A goody goody, nice, friendly sort who doesn't want to cause any trouble whatsoever. Or do you not see that?"
>You let out yet another dismissive sigh as you continue walking.
"Not every pony is like that you know. And I'm certainly am not. If you mean me telling the truth more. Well...that's because it actually makes things better."

>>27764798
>"Do you even listen to yourself?" The Discordian shadow says, looking at you as if you were an idiot. "Think Anon, THINK! What tends to happen to every episode antagonist that gets stuck with a pony, NAMELY Twilight, for any prolonged period of time?"
>They get reformed...easy. But, you didn't really need reforming. Nor did you feel you were being reformed.
"Yeah....those are always the assholes getting reformed Discord. I'm not one of them. If anything, you're being the pussy. I don't know if you realize this or not. But you do remember that the only reason you're Fluttershy's friend is because it was pretty much forced? You may not fully be reformed. But you had to go through the process. I don't. It just so happens that being cuddled, nuzzled, and treated well happens to cause a good feeling. It's NORMAAAALLLLLL"
>You put an annoyed and slightly angered emphasis on the normal to display that you were already sick of his insinuations.
>"Just because it's not the show doesn't mean the same rules apply. They do, and you're being reformed just like the rest of them. Me? I can still do what I wish, Fluttershy is the only MAJOR exception for.....reasons I won't discuss here." Discord slips out of your shadow and back to the wall as a cat. "The point is, you're changing for the worse. You aren't taking the right risks. You aren't putting your hoof down when you should. You aren't causing as much mischief. You're not even getting back at ponies who deserve it. Did you forget what Twilight nearly did to you?"
"No, but I forgive her for it. Was it a huge mistake? Yeah, but I know now that I hadn't been honest with her in the first place. She was suspicious because I was lying...hell, I still have to lie about that part. But only because of the subject matter. Otherwise, I don't need to lie about everything else. When I don't lie, everypony treats me better. It makes me feel better. Everything is just.....better that way"

>>27764980
>"You THINK it's better that way. Yes, I admit the adoration can sometimes feel....nice.." Discord scuttles up back to the ceiling "But...." A shadow of a colt appears under him "That is because they think you are truly a foal. So of course they are going to be nicer and shower you with love and adoration while forgiving you for everything you do...." Then a shadow of a stallion appears above him "But if you were an adult. Things would change. You'd be held accountable for everything you do, eventually ponies would get fed up with you. Even Fluttershy, your dear Aunt, would get sick of you eventually....all you would have is me." The shadows then meld into Discord as he pops his giant cat head out of the ceiling and yells at you "I OWN YOU ANON!YOU ARE MINE!"
>You step back, a little startled from the sudden head lunge. But...he was wrong. You knew he was. You let out an arrogant chuckle.
"Don't be an idiot. I know being an adult is different form being a kid. I already had to do it once. I'll just do it again and grow into it.And I don't belong to you either. In the end, we're friends..thats all. But keep this shit up and well..I don't even know anymore. I still appreciate all the help you gave me when it came to Coco and Suri, and Spoiled Rich. And we can still do that if you want. But fooling around on innocent ponies? I can't do that anymore...I think thats a sign of maturity if anything."
>"MATURITY?! YOU WHINE ABOUT EVERY LITTTTTLLEEE THHHHHHIIIINNGGGG!" Discord head erupts into confetti. Blasting you in the face as you cover your eyes.
>You just look onto the confetti with unpleasantness as you brush it off your face. You then feel something resting upon your neck.

>>27757278
MÁS TLACUACHES!

>>27765065
>"And besides, your destiny is chaos. Nothing you can do about that I'm afraid" A mini Discord rests upon your neck, blowing and wiping the claws on his paws. "My point is that you are being reformed. And if it continues, you'll eventually lose your way. And then you'll find that regular pony life is mundane and boring and you'll find that you won't even have the will to cause any chaos at all. You'll be a boring shell of your former self and then....even I won't be able to help you."
>..Was that true?....no..nonono. He was just doing his whole manipulative bullshit. You could still live a happy and fun life as you are now. You didn't need to cause chaos to everyone. Just a select few...especially those who threaten your friends and family.
"Nice try Discord. But you're just talking shit. Everything is better for me now that I have things in order. I'll still go on adventures with you. But not if it's going to hurt anyone innocent. Now can you leave me be? Like I said...I'll see you at the end of the week."
>But he wouldn't budge. and hearing the words "I have things in order" Really put him on edge.
>"oohhhh how very wrong you are Anon. In this short span of a week you are giving up everything I gave you. And not only that, but aren't you forgetting something? A very special promise you made to somepony?"
>A promise?
"To Diamond Tiara?"
>Discord shook his head very slowly as he zipped forward, back to normal size. and flashed his eyes green. green as...
"Chrysalis? What about her?"
>"Really Anon? You said you'd help her. Help her be forgiven by pony kind How can you do that when the way you are becoming will make you ill equipped to handle all the difficulties you'll have with that? She needs your help...She can't get that kind of help from a sniveling goody goody. She needs somepony who can level with her and actually be her friend. She won't want to stay friends with you if this continues..."

>>27765117
>Discord outstretches his paw to you, giving you a look of despair "Take my paw if you want to really live the good life Anon..."
>You shake your head and push it away.
"I'm sorry Discord, but I can't. I still think I can help Chrysalis...you're just being melodramatic. Just go home, ok?"
>"....." Discord slowly pulls away his paw and looks at you with so much disdain, his pupils burn like fire. "...So that's how you want to play, is it? Well then....I will let you have your last two days. But when you're back in my care....you're going to regret this decision. But don't fear the future Anon..." Discord hovers backwards as he gives you a chilling and cold smile "I won't send you back. You're still my friend afterall. And besides, I can't do anything that would cause Fluttershy to be upset.......but that doesn't mean you should relax either. Once these days are gone, chaos will be the order of the day...everyday. And trust me, I have something for you that neither you...or even myself...could tell the truth about. Not even to dear Fluttershy...oh yes. And you will just have to take it....hahaha...hah..HAHAHAHAHA" Discord let's out an evil laugh as cloud envelope around him. Making him vanish in a bolt of lightning.
>You just blink in surprise. In fact, that threat...it worried you.
".....shit......"
>N-no..fuck it...he's just rusing you. He couldn't go that far. Someone would call him out on it. Just..don't worry about it. He's just trying to get into your head.

>>27765150
wew lad

>>27765150
>Cryssi Onee-Chan is coming, montherfucker
My body is ready
I'm also back, again.

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>>27764597
>Sad you couldn't go bowling with him today though.
"Cousin why cant you take me bowling? Its because of that girl isn't it!"

>>27765150
"Get it together Anon, he's being a selfish prick. Thats how he usually is. Just...don't worry about it. Dammit Discord..."
>Why couldn't he understand?
"You just can't control my life like that. I'm not a damn puppet....you hear me?! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PUPPET!"
>You let out a yell in rage. You could feel it in your very bones. You didn't want him to fuck with you. Not anymore. Dammit...he was supposed to be your buddy. Why can't he just be consistent? Why couldn't he just be happy for you?
>You take a few breaths. You were just worried and upset. That's all...whatever..fine. Just...get over it and find Spike. The day will get better...you know it will.
>you then hear the little pitter patter of feet behind you.
>...?
>You turn around, hoping it wasn't Discord. and you were right to be in such hopes. Spike was rushing up to you, holding an oddly painted gem. "Anon?! Anon, What the hay is going on. You ok?! I heard some yelling and...wait..." Spike looked around, you didn't seem to be hurt...and there was nothing around "...What are you yelling at...exactly?"
>...Spike?...damn, he must have heard your yelling.
"The truth? I was yelling at my dad, Who just decided to be dumb and try to cause something because he thinks this is a bad idea."
>"Oh...." Spike rolled his eyes "That sounds pretty typical Discord to me. Didn't know you were having any problems with him though. Should have known he couldn't play all nice and good forever."
>.....mnnn

>>27765382
"It's not that, he's just worried that I'm not gonna be the same when I come back. He's being a dad....I think"
>"Well he's still not supposed to be poking around until the week is up. And hey, aren't you supposed to be resting? I heard about the chimera attack." Spike put his arms to his side as he shook his head "What made you think you could take on a chimera without your horn? You should have just let Twilight handle it. She always knows what to do"
>....no fuck off Spike. You didn't need to be told how badly you fucked up.
"Can..we not talk about that? As for me resting. Aunt Fluttershy made some medicine for me to help me feel better. Actually, I want to go see her. But Twilight said I should ask you to come with me first. She doesn't want me going out alone"
>"Yeah I'll come with. Twilight just doesn't want you being on your own after nearly getting mauled. But first..." Spike holds up the gem. It was a Blue sapphire gem with a cute little "Ur my best friend" sentence painted onto it. "Pretty good huh? I know it's a little on the cute and girly side. But Twilight really wants this festival thing to go well and I thought handing these out would really help the cause...though..." Spike licks his lizardy lips as he gazes at the gem ".....sometimes I just want to have a little bite and.."
"Ahmmm.Spike. Look.."
>You could already see where this was going. And you wondered why no one ever gave him this suggestion.
"I can see you want to eat it. But I also know you wanna help Twilight so....did you ever think of separating the gems into ones you'll eat...and ones you'll paint on?
>Spike stopped..and just stood there for a moment before realizing how easy that sounded "....huh....I never thought of that...I guess I don't have to use ALL the gems...alright, let me just go put this back. Set a few gems aside, take a few with me, and I can get the rest done before the day is over. Just wait back with Pinkie ok? I'll get it all done, lickety split"

>>27765433
gonna call it a night here.
Welp, we have out set up for Chrysalis. if you want some spoilers for what i hope will go through. here's the plan.

>Chrysalis comes into Anon's class as his older sister, the teenaged mare "Nymous" (yes, I decided everyone's suggestion is better then my double entendre)
>Has "proof" That she's Anon's older sister
>but before presenting such proof, she puts on such a lovey dovey display for you that it pisses off DT,AB, and even Cheerilee (though her reasoning is due to class disruption)
>Chrysalis captures the eye of most of the colts
>She presents the evidence and tells her sorrowful tale
>While not enough to let you go, Cheerilee tears up and allows her a long moment with Anon while Anon panics the fuck out
>Crysalis gives him the go over, explaining to Anon exactly how things are going to go and that she runs the show.
>She gives him a heavy slap, to display that she can even hurt him
>then, as he goes to rub his wound. Chrysalis gives it a very gentle rub, a very gentle and nearly sensual rub on the cheek while giving him bedroom eyes
>Doing this on purpose as Diamond Tiara goes to check on Anon, as she asked Cheerilee to see if she could check on you
>Chrysalis even asks Cheerilee if she can stay and observe the class
>Cheerilee says yes
>Anon is now grinding his teeth as Chrysalis gazes upon him, feeding from the room, and giving winks and smiles to the colts that turn to glance at her

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>>27765482
YES

>>27765482
After like 100 updates is finally happening

Here's the story I said I would do. Some actual criticism would be helpful.
Hopefully the first chapter will leave you with a bunch of questions.
Chapter 1: Chaos Calls

You hear buzzing in your right ear. You open your eyes slowly, swinging your forehoof in the direction of the sound.
>Eventually, you slap the button on your alarm, silencing the sound. You rub your eyes and slowly get up, resting against the backboard of the bed. You turn your head towards the alarm.
“8:14 A.M... Might as well get up…”
>Your dad was probably up making breakfast. You muster enough strength to slip out from under your covers.You do your usual morning routine, brush your teeth, take a quick shower, comb your mane so it doesn’t look so much of a mess as it usually does.
>Well, only thing left to do is get to your father… At first, it was always interesting to find your dad in the mornings, but over time, it was pretty tiring. You longed for a normal walk down to a kitchen.
>You poof on a horn and shoot a small beam of light, just to test if it works..
“Yeah, seems fine.”
>Sometimes, during tired wake-ups like these, you’d mess up some of the castings and end up screwing yourself over.
>You open a portal in the air and hop through. Same old hallways full of random paths and doors, floating in warped space. Now the tricky part was finding the right door.
>Every door could lead to a horrible or great place, to dead ends, or endless hallways. But even disorder can be predictable after you’ve mastered it a bit.
>You take your usual path down until the left turn, then take the first door to the right.
>Going in you see your old neighbor. He gives you a greeting smile as he sits there in his own gooey realm.

>>27766841

“Hey, Smooze, nothing much. Same usual morning. How about you?”
>The goop monster wiggles.
“Dad never mentioned borrowing that from you. I’ll ask him about it when I get breakfast.”
>The Smooze nods and jiggles as you wave good-bye and exit his realm. After a few more twists and turns through more realms and paths, you finally reach your father’s office.
>To knock or not to knock? Meh, let’s just go right in. You push open the door and step in. Wonder what wacky and weird setting he has in store for you-
“............”
>You pause, confused at the current setting. Usually you were used to his random and chaotic antics… But this was by far the most unpredictable.
>For once, it’s… An actual, normal looking kitchen. You close the door behind you, causing it to disappear. You poof away your horn and walk towards the dining table. A normal wooden table…
>You place your hoof on it and feel it. Normal plain wood, maybe oak? Next you checked the counter. Normal stove, normal oven, normal cabinets, normal everything…
>This couldn’t be… You swing open one of the cabinets. Cheerios... This was unsettling, even for you.
>Next you check the fridge. You open it up and check its contents. Milk, orange juice, fruits, vegetables… Normal… You take the milk, orange juice, and cereal and set it on the table.
>You go to the cabinets again and find some glasses and bowls. Soon enough you fell into the flow of it all, just enjoying the moment. You suddenly didn’t feel so tired anymore. It kind of felt… Nostalgic.
>Before you knew it, you had everything set up. Bowl of cereal, cup of orange juice. You sit down at the table and stare at it all. It was all…
>”Normal.” You push the box aside, since it was obstructing the view of the end of the table. At the end, your dad was sitting and reading a newspaper, sipping on a cup of joe. The draconequus continued to read despite his remark.
“.........”

>>27766852

>This was all too much. For years, you’ve put up with everything he threw at you. Being the god of chaos, everything had to be different or chaotic, one way or another.
>”I go out of the way to set things up for you like this, and you make it awkward. Ironic.” He flips the page and takes a sip.
“Dad… Why…?”
>”Why not? Also, don’t forget to eat, I know how you can get caught up in moments like these and forget to do what you need to do.” You take your spoon and begin eating the cereal. You swallow and clear your throat.
“But why is everything so… Normal?”
>”Normalcy is different with every being, Anon. You should know this by now…”
“Of course I know that, but why is it set up so normal… For me?”
>He puts down his mug and scratches his beard. “Hmmm… I knew it would throw you off, and you know me, being unpredictable as always!”
>Discord’s right, out of all the things, you’d never expect him to set up a normal, casual breakfast… Like back at home… So even with things so normal, it still kept the aspect of disorder.
“I was about to question how you even mustered up all this considering how your powers work, but when you put it that way…”
>”Makes sense, doesn’t it? Well, for you, at least. You’re well versed in the ways of chaos. Wonder what Twilight would think in a situation like this… Oh! I’ve got to write that down.”
>You take a sip of your orange juice as your dad takes out a notepad. “Torment… Twilight… By being… Like a normal pony… There. Thank you for the inspiration, Anon.”
“No problem, I guess…”
>Your past life. Something you yearned to return to. You finish the rest of your breakfast and lay back, continuing to think.

>>27766863

>Silence. Not one word since he thanked you. Discord kept reading through the newspaper. A ticking sound began to sound apparent. You didn’t even notice there was a clock before.
>Only the sound of the clock echoed in the room. You thought more and more… With each ticking thought, the sound only got louder, louder, and louder.
>You began to sweat and fidget around, more thoughts racing in your mind. The setting, the nostalgic feeling, the yearn to return home, it drove you mad. The ticking intensified, the thoughts raced faster.
>Taking a deep breath, you push those thoughts aside, and the sound subsides. You look straight at your ‘dad’, and think of what to say next.
“Discord…?”
>He sets down his paper and folds his glasses. “Yes, Anon?” His look was sincere, one of interest and concern. You’ve rarely seen him like this. Did he know what you were going to say?
“I…”
>Discord sighs. “I don’t want to sound rude, but this is taking a lot of effort, keeping this ‘normal’ image of yours. So even though I say, take your time, just be mindful.”
“I understand…”
>More silence, until you break it once more.
“Is there… Any chance… I can go back home…?”
>Even more silence. Discord crosses his legs and looks down. He puts his right arm flat down on the table and continues to stare.
“And I know you’ve said it before, this is my home… With you.”
>No response or reaction.
“But it doesn’t feel like home to me… I want to… Go back…”
>It took every ounce of courage to say those words. Discord has had unpredictable reactions to things he doesn’t like hearing in the past.
>He shifts around in his seat a bit before answering. “That is right, this is your home now. And you’ve been here for, how long now, Anon?”

>>27766872

“7 years, about.”
>He nods. “That is correct. And you’ve assimilated fairly well in Equestria, despite your rebellious attitude at first.”
“It’s not like I had a choice.”
>”You did, you could have-”
“Yeah, could have just rebelled more and made it harder for everyone… But I went along to save everyone’s time and energy...”
>......
>”You know what I meant by ‘had a choice’, Discord.”
>Discord scratches the back of his head and looks you straight in the eyes. “We’ve been through this before and we’re past that-”
“Then why all this? Why did you make everything look so normal?!?”
>Your voice raised in volume as you slam both forelegs on the table, standing up from your chair. He flinched.
“To mock me? Make me go mad?!?”
>”It was more of a test, to see if you’ve fully assimilated and that whole ‘going back’ was just a phase...” You slump back into your chair and look blankly at the table. You chuckle a bit.
“Heh… Just… Just a test, huh… A ‘phase’...That’s pretty fucking funny, Discord. Woo, that’s a good one, even for you!”
>Discord closes his eyes and rubs his temples. “Calm down, Anon. I did all this-” He gestures towards the entire room “-just to accommodate that empty and longing feeling you’ve had.” You grit your teeth.
“It doesn’t accommodate for anything! It makes me want to go back even more!”
>He sighs and leans his cheek against his talon hand. “Dear Celestia, what have I done…?”
“When I walked in, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I actually fell for the lie. It felt like… Like… Before I came here! I honestly thought, I was dreaming. And you’re right, I would have never expected this from you. So that just makes it even better for my mind to believe it might be even MORE real.”
>”Oh come on, Anon, you’re smarter than that.”
“Not when it comes to going back home.”

>>27766878

>”This is your home now, it’s been your home for, like you’ve said, 7 years now. You have tons of friends, I’ve given you an advanced education that not even Twilight Sparkle herself could ever have, in magic, history, mathematics, science, and especially, chaos magic.”
>You stay silent and listen to what he has to say. “I say you have it better here than you did back in that filthy dimension. Compared to here, this is paradise for you humans… And you know EXACTLY why I had to pull you out, right?”
“Because I could use chaos magic.”
>”Because you could use chaos magic. YES, ANON! Precisely! You know very well how unstable chaos magic can be. Especially if one does not know how to handle or use it.”
“I was fine on my own. I couldn’t even tell I had powers until maybe that one incident-”
>”And you caused a lot of ruckus in the space-time continuum. That type of instability in that realm would rip the dimension apart.”
“Yet everything got better, things died down and it seemed to actually be turning for the better… Until you FUCKING SNATCHED ME AWAY FROM IT ALL!”
>”Keep your tone down, Anon, I don’t like the way you’re speaking to me.” You’re heavily breathing at this point. You’ve finally cracked, even after all this time, you couldn’t keep up the lie. But he was right, you have to calm down.
“What… Gives YOU the right to own me... Just because you wanted me to be your chaos apprentice? Because you felt lonely all by yourself in your own world nobody but YOU cares about?”
>”Fluttershy cares about what I do.” You stare him dead in the eyes, making sure he hears every word you have to say.
“You know WHY? Because she HAD to, not because she wants to. She can give less of a damn of what you do, unless it hurts other ponies. She’s only your fucking friend so you don’t turn evil again and go against all of Equestria, and STILL you went a betrayed everyone!”

>>27766886

>Discord looks down in shame at your words. “Anon, how could you say such things? You know very well that chaos isn’t always bad. I thought we were… Friends...”
“I’m going to stop you right there, because I am fed up with living this lie. I’ve tried my hardest for 7. Fucking. Years. Discord. I really want to enjoy and live my new life, I REALLY do.”
>He slowly looks up at you as you continue to stab at the open wounds he’s tried to amend. “Then… Why don’t you…?”
“Because I CAN’T, Discord. No matter how much I try to think, no matter how much I try to do things to keep my mind off. To enjoy this new life. To accept it…”
>You sigh, slowly getting off the table and letting the emotions defeat you.
“My mind won’t let me… That doesn’t mean every relationship I’ve made isn’t true. All the times we had together, good and bad, were genuine… The friends I’ve made, all legitimate relationships… I fell into my own lie for a long time. But every once in awhile, reality hits me and says ‘It’s not real’... I try to make it real… I’ve tried...”
>He gets up from his seat and walks over to you, putting his paw on your shoulder. “We can make it work, Anon. I never noticed it bothered you this much…” You look up at him.
“It… Has… I know I’m angry and all… I apologize, I shouldn’t have let myself go like that, I know I’m better than this. But you have to know, I’ll never be happy here…”
>His paw slides off your shoulder as he turns around and looks out the window. Celestia’s sun was shining brightly today.
“I have to go home.”
>Discord clears his throat.
>”And how will you manage to do that?” His voice sounded choked up.

>>27766891

“Can’t you take me back the way you brought me here?”
>”Anon, it’s not that simple… The only reason I found you was because of the anomaly of your chaos magic.Think of it like this, Anon. You have a bag full of infinite marbles moving around that represent all the dimensions, parallel to one another or completely different.”
>You look over your shoulder at him as he continues his explanation. He actually had a bag full of marbles, holding it out for you to see.
>”You look into the bag and see a very vibrant and chaotic marble, clearly visible.” He shows you the glowing marble moving around in the infinite space of millions of other marbles.“You pick it out.” And he does so.
>“The only reason you found that unique marble is because of the light. That light is you. If you take out the light…” The light diminishes from the marble.”...And place the marble back, it will look like the rest of the other marbles and scatter in the infinite pool,
most likely never to be found again.”
>You tried to keep track of where he put the marble, but like he said, it’s scattered in there forever. It would be impossible to try to find the exact same marble. It sounded too complex to be a lie, but there had to be a way back.
>”Now you understand why I have no power to send you back?” You look at yourself in disbelief. Were you forever doomed to live in this world? Never to return back to the life you put so much effort into?
>Discord was right with all his points. This world is way better than Earth will ever be. Yet you wanted to go back. Right as you feel defeated, you rise your head up and spring from your seat.
“Wait… There has to be a way back.”
>”Anon, if I don’t have the power to send you back, do you REALLY think there is any possible way to return?”

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>>27765482
Fuck yeah.

>>27766902

“But you used chaos magic to get me from dimension to dimension. So what if I find something that’s better than chaos magic? Or can enhance it to give me enough power to find that lone marble?!?”
>This idea sparked in your mind as something revolutionary. How come you never thought of this before? Nights of pondering on the subject... Maybe because he finally explained the concept, it made it all more clear.
>”Puh-lease, Anon, don’t be ridiculous. Something better than chaos magic?” His voice began to sound as arrogant as usual.
“I wouldn’t doubt it yet…”
>You rise from the table and poof back your horn, opening up a vortex back to your room. “Where are you going, Anon?” Discord poofs in front of you, wearing a security guard outfit and holding a baton.
“To find a way back home.”
>All the coffee he drank earlier comes flying out as he does a spit-take all over your face. You take off the fur from your face using your magic, squeeze and wring the liquid out, and place it back on.
“You heard me, and I’m pretty sure, with all of Equestria’s secrets and crazy magic, there might be someone or some spell out there that can help me.”
>”You’re j-joking? Right? Anon, I know you’re serious, but this has to be the dumbest thing you’ve thought of! It’s pointless! There is nothing out there that can get you home!”
“Doubt you even know. You said it, even chaos magic has its limits.”
>Discord stutters to try to find a comeback, but you caught him this time. You grab your saddlebag and start packing up things that you might need for your adventure.
>”You can’t just go-”
“You can’t convince me to stay, I’ve made up my mind. Plus, I’m old enough to do things on my own now. One day, I was going to move out regardless.”

>>27766911

>”You do know Equestria is a dangerous and treacherous place? Considering you’re trying to search for some powerful spell or whatever, it won’t be easy to find…”
“Oh ho? I thought you said Equestria was better than Earth?”
>He facepalms. “Yes, it IS better than Earth by a large margin, but there are still MASSIVE dangers, especially outside of Equestria.”
“Then I’ll be super cautious. There, nothing to worry about. And you’ve taught me enough about chaos magic, I think I can defend myself.”
>”Ugh, you don’t even know HALF of what there’s to know.”
“I’ll learn it on the way by myself.”
>Discord gives you a deadpan expression. “Oh really? You’re one stubborn, colt.”
“Guess I get it from you, ‘dad’.”
>He snaps his talons and your entire room clears. Whoa, your saddlebag was packed, too. “Fine, if you’re so persistent, then go. I don’t care.”
>A giant flatscreen TV, a comfy chair, and some popcorn replace your room. “Go do whatever.” He sits down on the chair and munches away on the popcorn as he watches a video of himself crying.
“Gee, you don’t care at aaaalllll.”
>”Nope, not one bit. Have fun on your wild goose chase. Just remember, I’ll forgive you and welcome you back with open arms if you admit you were being immature and incompetent.”
>The Discord on the screen presses against the glass, tears rolling down his face and the screen.

>>27766920

>”PLEASE DON’T GO ANON! You’re my only chaos buddy! My son! My compadre! Who’s going to prank Twilight with me…?” You turn around and open up another portal, this time to Ponyville.
>You get rid of your horn and get your wings on this time, ready to fly through.
“Don’t know, you’ll find someone.”
>You fly through the portal, but pop your head back in for one last comment.
“And DON’T even THINK about following me or getting in my way.”
>”I won’t…” The Discord on the chair turns his head and makes a ‘hmph’ sound. The one on screen just watches desperately with teary eyes.
“Alright. When I find a way home, don’t worry, I’ll come back to say good-bye- Oh, one more thing, Smooze said you borrowed something that you need back.”
>With that said, you exit through and head for Ponyville. The Discord on screen slides down the glass. “Please don’t go…”

That's it. I'll be posting hopefully every day except Saturdays and Tuesdays. Criticism is welcome, good or bad, just fuck my shit up.

>>27766931
>“Alright. When I find a way home, don’t worry, I’ll come back to say good-bye- Oh, one more thing, Smooze said you borrowed something that you need back.”
that he/she/it needs back or that you need to bring back
Also amazing green, keep it coming!

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>>27764307
>Because I love you my little star
I want to hug that Luna and tell her that I love her too

>>27767305
I fixed that typo, no worries.
And if there's anything I can do better, just call it out.

>>27767365
you could probably have a better social life
were worried about you, Benny
All you ever do is hang out in your room writing My Little Pony fanfiction
your father and I have decided to sign you up for summer camp

Where is cockfish? He hasn't posted in a while

>>27765482
>She gives him a heavy slap, to display that she can even hurt him
but
but why
and why would she even get away with this in the middle of class with his teacher right there

>>27767659
this happens when she takes him outside. just relax. its all pending

>>27764307
>Comparing one of the best universities in the world to a elementary - middle school
Really nigga?

>>27767964
Elo's anon seems to be changing opposite of Erf's. While erfanon started off as arrogant and kind of a dick he became nicer and more subdued while Eloanon began as hesitant and now is arrogant.

>>27768522
Probably an influence of Celestia on him, or maybe the two are just arrogant horses. Celestia is way more sarcastic than Anon though

>>27768866
Poor Luna, she has to deal with two arrogant ponies.

>>27769634
she deserves it though

>>27770226
>Be Luna
>Spent 1000 years on the moon because you went crazy one day
>Stuck in a world you don't fully understand
>Your only family is secretely a Discord-tier troll
>Finally fulfill you long life dream of having a kid of your own
>Do your best for him to be nice and gentle
>He grows up to be a bigger smug bastard than your sister
Being Luna is suffering

>>27770517
>Be Luna
>Try to introduce your son to your manticore friend
>Manticore acts like a snob cunt
>Your only friend besides cheap cider is your bodyguard who doesn't even take you seriously
>Everyone makes fun that you sometimea forget things
>Sister gets mad when you can't control a device that was invented literally a millenia after you were banished
Poor Luna

>>27767517
But my two dads run the summer camp. I have to go anyways.

>>27771468
Did I fucking stutter Benny?
Now youre going to TWO summer camps for that attitude.

Cherrywood when

>>27771962
hopefully never again

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>>27771962
Probably in two updates

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Bumping with /r/
If there is any drawfag there with spare time, a pony of this with Discord as 76 and Anonfilly and Anoncolt would be nice

>>27772846
no

I'm doing this as chapters but I don't know how to call the first chapter, until then, no titles
>>27757278

>You open your eyes and see around you. The snake dragon and god of chaos was sitting in front of you, waiting for you to wake up
>”I was about to throw you a bucket of water, Anon. So, I guess is time for me to answer your questions, go ahead and shot”
>Questions?
>Oh right, you were a cartoon horse…
“What the hell I am? Or what are you to begin with?”
>Discord makes appear a glass of chocolate milk floating next to you and one next to him; he drinks the… glass and then looks at you
>” Well, I’m just a typical draconequus”
>Draco…?
>You look at Discord with an expression full of questions
>”I’m a creature with multiple parts of other creatures. Tail of a dragon, claw of a griffon, etcetera” He says with a tone of annoyance. “As for you, you are a pony. Just take a look at you.” He makes a mirror appear so you could see your whole new body
>Green skin… black hair… green eyes…
>You look like a fucking alien with this guacamole color
>At least you look cute… like, you could hug yourself. But that hair you had was quite long like some actor you seen on TV
>Would it look weird if you went and hugged the mirror? ehhrmm… you really look like a heart attack machine
>Wait a fucking minute…
“I am a midget?”
>”No, the term you are looking is “Foal””
>Foal… foal means… tiny horse?
>Does this mean that you are a kid? Your voice is… kind of innocent and different, so yeah… maybe you are a kid
>Great, you’ll need to go again through the adolescence and puberty. Or maybe not, this could be a temporal job afterall
“How long I am going to be your… cute little hijo? Because I won’t mind acting like a kid, I feel young again”
>You jump from the chair into the floor and inspect the rest of your body

>>27773114

>”I don’t know… a week? Two weeks? A month? We’ll see, Anon, we’ll see…” Discord says but you can’t pay much attention of what he is saying as a thought gets in your mind
>Where the hell is your dick? Are you a girl? Because you can’t feel shit down there
>Ooooh boy, horse dicks were big, weren’t they? Maybe you can fuck someone here. Well, you are the prince… so… free sex, maybe?
>You look at the mirror and turn around, showing your tiny butt into the mirror
>Nope, no parts, just your tail which was moving to right and left
“Hey, I can move my tail!”
>For a reason… you want to follow your tail like a dog does with his tail
>You spin, spin and spin; trying to get your tail although you can’t because is tiny. This is damn fun, is this the reason dogs try catching their tail?
>”I’m surprised that you didn’t fall straight to your face in an attempt to know how to walk, hmmm.” Discord says as he strokes his barb. “Maybe you’ll get used to fly or use magic, then”
>That last that Discord says makes you stop in your attempts of biting your tail
“Oh right, you said before that that was a thing in this world, right? How does that work?”
>”Let me explain you little illegal immigrant to this world”
>Discord snaps his talons and the whole room turns into a classroom, he was wearing a light blue cape with a long barb and he had suddenly hair or a white long wig on his head
>You were now sitting in a student desk with glasses, an owl at your side and as you look at the clothes you were wearing… you notice they look very similar as the one in Gryffindor from Harry Potter
>Damn, Discord really likes references
“Are we going to Hogwarts?” You say with a really hype tone
>Discord didn’t say a thing but chuckled a bit. Damn, you really are excited to know magic on this world
>Maybe you’ll say words and summon something? Like in those rpgs like Skyrim? Woooo! ¡Que emoción!

>>27772846
nah

>>27773125

>A long chalkboard appears behind Discord and he using a magic wand makes appear three figures of three examples of ponies. One that were you except with other style of hair, other which had wings and… a mustache? And the other had a… lab coat with a horn
>Maybe he was showing versions of you with funny alternate styles? Hmm… weird
>Wait, that horn… a unicorn! Damn they are real here!?
>This is getting better and better, maybe you did a good choice following Discord as his son
>Discord points the wand into the middle example, which was the normal pony
>”There are three kinds of ponies. Now this, this is how you look like right now. This is called an “Earth pony”. “A notebook appears on your desk, it was writing by itself what Discord was pointing to be important. “Earth ponies have great stamina and are strong, but they lack the speed and intelligence of what the other kinds has. Now, don’t take me wrong for the lack of intelligence, that doesn’t mean you or they are dumb, unicorns are more clever in certain situations”
>Oooohh… So you were strong but not so fast? Interesting.
>And intelligence? Pl-ease, you are bilingual! Also a grow human in the body of a child. …Does this make you a pedo? Uh… hope there are girls here that like minors
“So, unicorns exist here…”
>”Exactly, and other creatures exist too, but this class is just for the basics. Now…” He points to the unicorn. “Unicorns have the use of magic, if they know a basic spell such as levitation; they can do it at cost of their energy. Give it a test”
>You feel something appearing in your head. You use your hoof and… you had a horn on your head now. Or maybe a tumor
>The notebook disappears from your desk and a feather appears
>”Concentrate and try levitating the feather. Just think as if you were holding it with your hand”
>Oooooh boy
>You need to say it, don’t you?
>Yes you do, you need to make Discord proud

>>27773131

“Okay, here I go…” You take a breath and then focus in the feather. “wingardium… leviosáaa!”
>You fail. You even tried to do the exact same movements as the spell in Harry Potter, and it didn’t work!
>Wait, was Leviosa or Leviosaa?
>Man your memory is shit sometimes…
>”As much as you play along with the scenario, don’t. Just focus in the feather, don’t make me sound like a tutorial of one of your videogames”
>That wouldn’t be that bad… although you never use tutorials, that’s for noobs
>You eyes focus in the feather; you feel and sense the hand… the invisible hand…
>A strange sound comes from your head and… the feather levitates. Well… for like, five seconds and not from so above of the desk, but is something…
>You exhale and the feather slowly falls to the desk
>”Bravo, Anon. More practice and maybe you’ll be able to levitate it for ten seconds!”
>You look at Discord while pouting angrily at him
“Sure, laugh at the human turned into a pony who doesn’t know how to do magic”
>”Alright, alright, next one, pegasi.” Discord points in the chalkboard the figure of the Pegasus. “As you can guess, they can fly and the rest can’t. Although an expert unicorn with advanced magic can perform a levitation spell in him or herself and be able to fly”
>Talk about over powered
>Discord’s talons snap once again and now you have wings at your sides
“Whoa, they look so cute! So tiny and cute!”
>Desire to preen wings intensifies
“B-B-B-Bird, bird, bird…”
>Discord hush you pointing at you with his wand
>”Leave the funny jokes to me, student. Now, one last kind of pony”
“Wait, I’m not going to try flying?”

>>27773138

>”Class is almost over, Anon. Besides, you can try flying later in recess.” With fast movements from his claw and paw, Discord draws a figure of a pony that now had your hair style and looked exactly like you, but had both wings and the horn. “And this is the final product, when a pony has wings and a horn, it becomes an Alicorn. Alicorns have the ability to fly at great speed and perfom every kind of spell without much use of energy. Depending on the spells and time of flight, of course”
>Now that you look at your wings and still feel the horn… and look at that example of you who was sitting in a throne…
>Is Discord implying that…
“Does that mean I’ll be one alicorn?”
>You don’t care for the wings; magic seems really like the best thing in this world
>”Yes and no.” With a snap of his talons, the wings and horn disappear from your body. “You need to prove me that you want them, prove me that you are indeed like me, the master of chaos, and these will be your reward. Until then…”
>The classroom disappears and you two are back to how the room was at the beginning, just a desk and two chairs, Discord was holding the wings in one claw and the horn in his paw
>”I’ll be saving these for you”
>So a test, uh? A test to be proven as the prince or son of chaos…
>And you know the saying…
>A student can overcome the teacher
“Don’t worry, “daddy”, I’ll make you proud of me.” You say with a cute tone and look at him with a confident smile; it makes him cringe a bit. “So… how do I begin?”

_
This is it for tonight, I read twice for errors but if I fucked up, I'll fix it tomorrow.

Should i have Anontonio fucking AnonFilly (with PhD in the background) in a bedroom, field, alley, trebrary, crystal castle, classroom, playground, cmc clubhouse, discord's lawn, space, or PhD's lab.

>>27773149
thanks for the post dump.

ayy, to make this thread /look/ lively for an hour, u should post these posts 5-10 minutes inbetween. you might even get a comment per post.

>>27773155
for comecid purposes on PhD's Lab

>>27773155
Yes

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>>27773166
I'm sorry, I do that in threads but i'm heading to bed.
Usually wait for page 5 and post and shit.
I have work tomorrow and shit.
>Tfw I won't be able to read Erf's update in the night

>>27773155
Don't forget cookies's anon, dem tentacles can help

>>27773216
>cookies
Only if Erf wants it, and if i feel like it. I'm doin his /r/ as promised after all. That Sissy Chryssy update sounds like it'll be tops. And I hope it is.

we should get a steam group going
get all the faggots together and gas them play videogames together

>>27773353
No, we shouldn't.

>>27773358
sure we should, just embrace the circlejerk where we suck each other off and our writefags can do no wrong

>>27765482
Is Anon going to still be a giant fucking push over? Or is he going to grow some motherfucking balls?

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>>27773408
He will when he marries his pillow

>>27765433
You wait back downstairs, taking a seat on Twilight's chair as you watch Pinkie swim and devour the cherry gelatin within the tank. You didn't want to disturb her. She looked like she was having a wonderful time.
>After many a moment. You rest your head on the table and just ponder some more on your throwing style. How could you fuck up so badly? huh...
>Then suddenly, you feel something very life slide into your mane.
>You lift your head up and watch as a letter falls back down onto the table. falling from your mane.
"What?"
>You look at the letter's sender. and...
"Hey!"
>It was a letter from Starlight Glimmer. That's pretty neat. you wonder what she had to say.
>you look up, Spike was just observing Pinkie in the tank. Reaching his hand into it to grab some gelatin for himself to munch on. He must have tossed the letter at you while you had your head down.
>You open the envelope and take a look at the letter.
>The letter itself was folded into three pieces. wow, she wrote down ALOT. She was happy that you were well of course. The letter boils down to the fact that she's doing much better thanks to your help and the help of the town. It seemed they decided to just make the town hall and put a library in it. The work on their train station seemed to have started as well. They are even making a road from the station to the town given that it seems some might get lost looking for it. But it's the last piece of the letter that probably nets your complete interest. It seems Starlight would wait on another letter from you. Asking you how your time with Twilight was as a whole. If things went well, she would actually come down for a visit. And see how things would be for herself....well then. You'd have to remember to send her a letter when this was all over.
>You smile as you slip the letter back into the envelope and slip it into your saddle bag. You'd keep this as a memento, your first letter from a seasonal villain turned good.

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>>27773423
Meanwhile PhD Anon will grow into motherfucking Tony Stark

>>27773408
it's all pending. so i don't know how things will be. I just have to make sure to direct the story to Chrysalis's return.

>>27773428
"Alrighty, all set and ready to go....wait"
>You look inside your bag and noticed your map...you could have used that to go to Fluttershy's to be honest. But, you sort of wanted to see what was going on around town. And fuck, Discord might have a trap waiting for you upon your return. Yeaaahhhh...never mind.
"Yeah..ready to go"
>Spike climbed down from the edge of the tank and rubbed his tummy before burping out a small flame. "Gotcha. Let's get going, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. Fluttershy would kill me if I brought you to her all banged up"
>You let out a chuckle as you both step out and head into the town.
"I don't think she's capable of killing anything...she might softly yell at you or something"
>"I dunno, sometimes I think Fluttershy has this boiling anger inside her. Like, one day. She's just going to snap on whoever hurts a animal in front of her or something. When that happens, ohhhhh boy. Because let me tell you Anon, I've seen her raging. You wouldn't like her when she's raging"
"you mean when she was the Saddle rager?"
>"Yup....hey wait a second" Spike looked at you, he didn't know you knew that. "How'd you know about that?"
"Well Spike, she is my Aunt. Discord is my Dad. And erm...well. I get told things. Let's just say I've had a nice window into everypony's past stuff. It kind of helps actually? Helps me fit in better"
>"Well, you're already "In" Aren't you? Weird that you know that kind of stuff. But I ain't gonna question it."
"Oh I know, but I learned this stuff before that. It's not anything I just learned and...woah...the town has a lot of tents being set up..."
>The town nearly looked more medieval at this point. Like a renaissance fair. Then again, it was probably due to all the tents. And there was some moderny stuff around too.

>>27773433
>He doesn't know how awful Tony is in the comics

>>27773607
fuck you, Superior Iron man was great

>>27773443
>"Well yeah, the festival is tomorrow. Everypony that is anypony is getting ready for it. It's supposed to celebrate friendship. So everything is friendship themed. I mean..I assume everything is. There's always that one pony who has to make it about themselves or try to make some money out of it"
>You snicker as a thought comes to mind.
"Or a Dragon giving out cute little painted gems, probably having that one special one for that one special mare"
>"....geh?!" Spike snaps backwards, looking at you in surprise before his expression became that of a soft and adorable agitation. "Y-you don't know what your talking about. I'm making these for every and all ponies."
"Uh huh, and you'll have a special one for Rarity right?"
>Spike crosses his arms and turns away "No!"
>You give him a little tap.
"Come on Spike, you can tell me. Remember? Were buds, right?"
>Spike mumbles a little before sighing, his defenses breaking. "...yeah I guess...fine, I DO have one for her. She'll probably like it. But then,....She'll just give me a hug and tell me what a great friend I am, as usual."
>Damn, that focus on Rarity was pinpoint. You felt sorry for the guy.
"Well, it's still the thought that counts right?"
>"Yeah...but...Look, I don't wanna talk about it. I've done it a million times before already. And the way I figure it. As long as she's happy, I'm happy."
>Spoken like a true cuck...poor guy.
"Yeah...oh hey!...well well, I haven't seen them in awhile"
>Two mares. A mint green one, and one with a pink and dark blue mane step into view. Both with cameras around their necks.
>"Who?"
"Lyra and Bonbon...HEY! GIRLS! OVER HERE!"

>>27773636
>Bendis
>Anything beyond mediocre

I haven't read that run, is it good? Was MJ more than just Peppers but hotter?

>>27773662
nigga
superior Iron man
Ironman in his iPod alien suit after Axis

>>27773433
>Not realizing 90% of the Avenger's problems are Stark's fault

>>27773728
In the movies? They are actually from Wanda "Hotel Rwanda" Maximoff. She pushed Tony into so much despair with her magic dream shit that he created Ultron.

Ultron also was a big threat thanks to her and her retarded brother, then the main conflict in CW is kicked in by Wanda


>>27773680
You mean that sick ass suit that is alien tech mixed with a symbiote? Like the suit that can go toe to toe with Thanos?

>>27773640
>Spoken like a true cuck
The faggot inside ErfAnon is not gone, only temporarily lost

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>>27773755
Elo confirmed never reading comics
Yes, his iPod suit, the thing he did during/after Axis.

>>27773755
He still created Ultron, and Civil War was also primarily his fault, supporting a horrible new bill.

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>>27773778
I think that I dropped Marvel when they brought back Cap to life after Civil War then returned for spider-verse and dropped it hard again.

I dropped DC I believe after that sequel of Blackest Night and just returned to read about based Bat Dad.

Oh and pic related.

>>27773780
>supporting a horrible new bill.
We don't have any specific on the bill, but you can't possibly tell me that Cap was in the right. the avengers in the movies are basically a para-military group especially with Cap doing black ops missions all around the globe, is just retarded to not look at it and not see what is wrong with that global vigilantism.

Tony did fuck up, sure. But Cap was just a major asshole in the movie, by holding vital information about just everything until the very last minute.

>>27773857
YOu mean Brightest Day?

>>27773902
yup, lost interest in anything related to DC. But as far as my understanding goes, Marvel is by far worse than DC right now.

>>27773780
Is me

>>27773857
Being the quintessential moral compass of Marvel, really being against Cap is stupid. At least you're right in >>27773916 that NeoDC = SHIT

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>>27773916
theyre both at the lowest theyve been in years, but...at least its not the 90's anymore

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>>27773940
>Being the quintessential moral compass of Marvel
Which makes it even more baffling since he never told Tony about the tape during the two years that he had knowledge about it. Crippled or out right murdered innocent policemen doing their job, and held vital info about Zemo just because Falcon told him that Tony wouldn't listen.

Fucking Cap was a major douchebag
>>27773954
Did your forget that we had the birth of the best comic ever during the 90's?

>>27773984
the 90's were a dark time
the lights cast within it only further deepen the darkness

>>27773984
How the fuck do you even bring that up?
>"Oh yeah my bff totally murdered your parents when he was controlled by Hydra but don't kill him lol"
That was Cap withholding info that Tony honestly never needed to know.

And honestly with the Zemo thing? When does Tony ever listen, sans Avengers fights?

>>27774024
Oh I know also Hellboy was fantastic but I know is not the best shit ever before someone comes and shitpost.

The whole Azrael run was great since it was basically as far as you can go with parody in a Batman story.

>>27774066
>How the fuck do you even bring that up?
"Tony, listen we recovered some of the Hydra files, I have something to show you, something about your parents" Or some shit like that, then explain to Tony in a more calm manner that Bucky was being mind controlled by Hydra.

> When does Tony ever listen, sans Avengers fights?
That doesn't excuse the Cap not telling Tony, he didn't even try to reason with him after he knew about Zemo.

If Cap would have told Tony about Zemo and Tony told the Cap to fuck off then yeah, the Cap is justified. But gues what he didn't, so Tony was justified into thinking that the cap was going rougue based on the information that he had.

He was also justified into exploding against Bucky, for fuck sake Tony watched his parents being brutally murdered by the cunt.

>>27773984
>Best comic intorduced in the 90's
Hellboy's good, but not Deadpool good.

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>>27774150
How's Deadpool nowadays? Did Marvel also run him into the ground like they did with Spider-Man?

>>27773640
>Lyra and BonBon notice you as you call and wave to them. Lyra already gets a bubbly excitement as she looks over to Bon Bon and points towards your general direction.
>"Oh, hey. They got cameras." Spike looks at the gem he was keeping with him, then back at them. "I wonder if they can take a picture of this."
"Hmm? Oh, is that the gem you're going to give Rarity?Wanna take a picture because it's special..right?"
>Spike shakes his head "No, I want to take a picture to remind myself that I'm AGAIN giving up this perfectly delicious gem in the name of perfection" Spike sighs "Maybe next time I'll learn my lesson......but I probably won't"
>ouch
>Lyra is the first to step up as she looks to you and Spike with an excited smile "Hey Anon! It's been a few days, huh? You doing ok? Hw's that whole Twilight thing working for you? And uh...how's that other thing working out for you?" She wiggles her eyebrows at you in a near seductive manner.
>Other thing? That was confusing.
"It's actually going ok..but..what do you mean "Other thing?"
>"Y'know...the "other" thing" She moves up to you to give you a few bumps to the side. Giving you a wink this time.
"uhhhhh?"
>"She means, how are you and your marefriend." Bonbon let's out a small laugh, both at Lyra's enthusiasm and a little at the absurdity of it all "Anon, you're pretty smart. But are you sure you're old enough to be in a relationship already? If you don't slow down. You'll be married before junior final exams."
>In other words. Even Bonbon knew things were probably going to quick. In her mind, she felt she knew that like all schoolhouse crushes. It won't last.
"It's going fine. I mean, I already took her on a date and that went pretty darn well."
>all things considering anyway. You made sure to sound pretty damn sure of yourself.
>"First date already? I didn't hear about that part. I did hear how she stopped a fight between you and a element of harmony. That must of been intense, what was that even about?"

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>>27774187
Gwenpool is better at this point
His adventures with Spidey are fine though, like that time he shot and killed Spiderman multiple times.

CookieSfh
I'm still multiple threads behind but did Fluttershy's animal friends really intend to kill Anon like that? Also I'm surprised that Fluttershy didn't completely lose her shit when she saw the blood.


That's right assholes in providing feedback from the fucking grave.

>>27774200
>Lyra was confused about the whole thing. She wasn't there of course. And she had heard the fight was serious.
"Oh...geez. It wasn't even that serious. It was an expedition match to see who was toughest. And even then, it was all staged.."
>"ooooohhhhhh...that makes sense now." Lyra giggled "I knew you'd never try to fight another pony like that without good reasons. But why would you have your marefriend stop the fight? That just makes you look bad."
>your ears droop on that part. ugh...that part..
>"Oh that part was real. Diamond Tiara totally didn't know the fight was fake and really embarrassed Anon good. It was kinda funny at first. But now looking back..it's just kinda sad.." Spike let's out. wanting to explain the situation since you hesitated.
>...fucking Spike.
>"Ouch...I..can see why. Erm..Hey!" Lyra nervously chuckles as she quickly tries to shift the conversation. "Moving on from that...Bonbon and I are working on a friendship tunnel! But to make the interior, we need to take lots and lots of pictures of every group of friends we can find. We actually have quite a few from out of Ponyville...but silly us. We forgot to get some FROM Ponyville. We got a lot already. But how about a picture of you and Spike. And then a picture of you and me...and Bonbon and you..and then a group picture!"
"Hey, that actually sounds like a cool idea...wait..aww"
>You frown
"It'd actually be cooler if I could get all my friends huddled up here at once. But I don't see them around..."

>>27774453
>Bonbon already figures out a way to solve that. "that's no problem, if you come early enough tomorrow with your friends. We could snap a group photo with them too. The festival starts in the morning and ends mid afternoon. Gives you plenty of time to set something up. Now then...." BonBon holds up the camera with a single hoof. "Let's get this done. I don't want to hurry anypony along. But Lyra and I have a lot of work to do. But if you want, the day after the festival, I wouldn't mind some company while I test a few things I got yesterday, could be fun if everypony is responsible enough not to go overboard"
>That didn't sound too bad. You wondered what those things were though. Were they things? Or "Secret" things? Since you and Lyra were in the know. She probably meant...cool gadgets?...huh. You could tell she was directing that invitation towards you and Lyra. So it had to be.
>And so photos were taken. it still bothered you that you couldn't get it with your other friends.
>other friends...Applebloom.
>..ahh shit. Now you remembered. She wasn't looking too hot when Diamond Tiara showed up. Stubborn stubborn applefilly. She just...ugh..she just had to get over it really.
>When the pictures were done being taken. You all said your goodbyes and went your seperate ways. But not before Lyra gave you a big hug. You didn't want to inquire about your current social status. Best to leave it be.

>>27774583
>So you and Spike continued your trek through the town. Everywhere, there was a new and fantastic sight. With every one of the ponies coming up with new and unique ways to represent friendship. From Friendship Fortunetelling to...oh hey..is that Vinyl Scratch and Octavia? huh....you were almost tempted to walk up to them..mostly for Octavia...holy hell...did she look....Nope..NOPE..get it out of your head Anon. She's probably a lesbian anyway.
>"So, Anon...I've been wondering something." Spike says
"Hmm? What is it?""
>"It's..sorta about how you seem to know a lot about Everypony. You know, Twilight, me, Fluttershy...I mean. It doesn't exactly make sense to me that your dad would go through all that trouble to explain almost everything about them. He's kind of a jerk that only really seems to care about you and Fluttershy. And I know he can't know everything. Otherwise he would have known that Tirek was totally going to betray him. So, Let's try something. I'll ask you a question and you answer it with the truth, and then you ask me one and I'll do the same thing. By the time we reach Fluttershy's, we'll know so much about eachother that we might as well be best buds."
>That was....unnerving.
"That seems a little personal to me Spike, do you think I'm lying to you?"

>>27774952
>Spike started to shift his eyes a little in the other direction "...sorta..look..I don't want to hurt your feelings Anon, I really don't. But I know you tend to lie on a few things. Twilight has told me about it. I don't know why you do, but I kinda figure you don't have anypony that you can keep really really deep secrets with. I only want to do this because I feel bad for you, and I want to get closer to you as a friend. All your friends are either fillies or mares. You don't have a single guy friend aside from me. And guy friends are different from girl friends. I know you're really making an effort with Twilight. But it can't be easy. Now I know what you're thinking..."Spike doesn't really have any guy friends besides me and probably Big Mac, so what in the hay is he talking about?"....well..that's my point really. We guys gotta stick together.. I didn't mean to make it sound too personal, I just want you to know that your friend Spike has got your back. And if there's a secret you need to keep. Well, I'm your dragon." Spike rpoudly puffs his chest out as he points to himself with honor.
>...But that's the problem. He'd never understand the truth. And now you could feel that familiar sting. You knew he just wanted to be your friend. Maybe he was trying harder and being there for you because you were a colt...an orphaned colt. Maybe he felt bad for you? But this was one of the secrets you had to keep...
>Before, you would have told him to leave you alone. Or you would have gotten angry. Now, you just had this urge to just tell him. Someone you could level with and visit often knowing your secret would be nice. Luna and Celestia knew..but they were rather on the authoritative side.
>..you'd like it so much....but you also knew that Spike could be made to tell secrets...you just...couldn't risk it.
"Spike, I really appreciate the sentiments. But...."
>you sigh

>>27775055
"Look, if I tell you one thing. then can we keep it at that? I've learned my lesson on lying. But theres some secrets I gotta keep. And that's as far as I'll tell you with even that"
>"Spike turns around for a moment. This worries you as he doesn't say a thing. Then he turns his head slightly. "....Then I better not get you hounding on me if I happen to want to keep a secret or two. Ok?" Spike turns to you completely, with a smile on his face. He then leans in a little, giving you a cocky grin "But you still gotta at least tell me this one thing. Then I'll tell you one of my secrets ok? Depending on how big this secret. Well, you get it. Equal trade and all that" He shrugs.
>That sounded a little more reasonable. But he wanted to know how you had so much knowledge...You couldn't lie. Or maybe you could? No..you couldn't. That would just put you back to square one..right?..but this was one of the big secrets. Could you even agree to this?
"..ermm..Spike. Would you believe that. Since I'm in a chaotic plane and all. That I have a magic box of sorts that shows me certain important aspects of the lives of Twilight and her friends? Because..that's the truth. It doesn't let me see everything. Just a lot of certain things..and yes..that'd include you to..like how you look in the mirror and.."
>Spike panics and tries to get you to be quiet "shh! Shh! geez..ok ok. Only other pony that knows that is Pinkie Pie." Spike wipes his forehead of the sweat that quickly built up "A magic box huh? I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't the fact that it probably came from Discord. But why did you have to lie about it? It doesn't sound like that bad a secret or anything."
>....
"Well...it's more of the fact that when I think about it more and more. It's pretty invasive..don't you think?"
>Considering what you nearly said..it did "..Yeah never mind...So you can look in on us whenever you want? That's kind of creepy Anon..I hope you don't actually do that."

>>27775141
"No..it just let's me see certain past events. Though I don't use it anymore, since I pretty much caught up. Sorry if it sounds invasive, but I promise it wasn't on anything anypony would worry about. On that note, since.."
>You chuckle
"I already know a secret you didn't want to let out. You wanna call it even?"
>At first, Spike was the one that was unnerved. But as he thought about it. He thought it must have taken a lot of guts to just say that you had a window on everyone. "Yeah, we'll call it even..but you only did it to learn about us right? Nothing sinister or anything? Because I think I get it now. You were afraid of not fitting in, shoulda known Discord would have done something to help you out with that. He really seems to care about you. And that, is actually pretty cool.....just wish he'd care about us all like that because sometimes...sometimes he's a little much. Y'know what I'm saying?"
>Oh boy did you...
"Yeah...thanks for being a guy friend Spike. I think you and me are really gonna get along better from now on."
>"Yeah, I can feel it too. I almost thought you were becoming a troublemaker like Discord. Heh, glad to know I was wrong."
>A troublemaker like Discord? is that how it was...well then. You felt validated then. validated that you did in fact. Make the right choice..and there's nothing Discord can do to change it now. He's just going to have to get used to it.

and thats it for the night

>>27775217
and just to let everyone know. for anyone who wants fucking spoilers. Day 7...the day of Friendship Festival.

It will probably be a single or two post day. Why? It'll be told in the form of a letter to Starlight. Originally. I thought it would or should go to Celestia. But the report should be left in Twilight's hooves. Pretty much after that though...Chryssi time

The letter thing is both for foreshadowing i may do later and as a joke on the fact it took forever to get to the festival and it's only getting glanced upon on it's actual arrival

looking at spoilers ruins hype you know....

>>27775233
Lookin at spoilers only ruins hype if you don't love spoilers.

also: >>27773155

>>27773155
a bedroom

draft

http://image.prntscr.com/image/9c2ac358408945f5bffafe72cac9ff68.png

>>27775529
>Told him to draw anontonio and anonfilly fucking
>he actually went and did it
the absolute madman HAHAHAHAHA

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>>27775607
was i not actually supposed to?

http://prnt.sc/bn1g3d

>>27775711
more progress/no words version

http://prnt.sc/bn2dvm

>>27775911
PhD is an unicorn dude

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>>27776020

i forget things.

This might be about as far as i go with this.

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http://prnt.sc/bn3w08

>>27776536
Did someone say special delivery?

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>>27776564
Pleas so us a favor and get the fuck >>>/out/

>>27776536
Desktop size for your viewing pleasure.

>>27775233
CHRYSSI TIME

>>27776536
Bungabunga ^:)

>>27776536
Shit, I forgot the fucking wings.
I'll fix that later.

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>>27777084
Thanks, I'll write some green for this when I'm back from my trip.
PHD Anon is aroused, 10outta10 kek!

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>>27776536
can't wait to get home so i can save this. This came out better than i imagined. I like the lust of our two fuckers while phd Anon freaks out. I wanted this as a joke of people not wanting to cross the threads. and what i got was perfection

>>27776536
I really like the little picture of Erf's Anon with Discord and Crysalis in the background.
Are they fucking in Erf Anon's room?

>>27777623
I admit, i did a lot more than I intended, but it was good practice. Plus I've really been waiting for some sissy Chryssy.

>>27778033
good things come to those who wait

Still three threads back:

Erf, why was Anon being a cunt about the cockatrice thing? I kinda expected him to laugh it off or at least humor Twilight a bit more.

>>27778554
Anon is a fucking pussy now

>>27778554
he's becoming too settled in Equestria. He's becoming like everyone else. and hes becoming a squishy wuss. its character growth in the worse sense. hes learning to become a better person....

theres probably someone who hates that

>>27778714
Damn, don't want him to lose that human edge

>>27778714
it goes along the line of. If it was old, fully equipped Anon, that chimera would have been fucked. even without the horn. Anon could have thought things more humanly and viciously and shot the grappling hook straight into it's eyes. He's not like that anymore. Sister Bugbutt will have to do her best to show that humanly nonwuss anon is best Anon. That Anon should be like Rico from Starship Troopers.

>>27776536
I really dig your artstyle and the picture is incredibly hillarious. PhD Anon reaction is perfect. Great job mate.

Oh and I don't know how good is this place to ask but I trust you guys. I have 25 bucks to buy vidya from the steam sale. Do you guys have any recommendation?

>>27778824
sure, give it to me and Ill just buy you what's best :^)

>>27778824
There's a pretty neat one for 1% off.

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>>27778998
With your shitty taste in animu? I actually got some games in my mind. Mystik Belle, M&B and Volkarr the Viking

>>27778824
Crypt of the Necrodancer

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>>27779644
Great recommendation but I already have that one

>>27779619
get Hustle Cat
Its cute.

>>27778824
Unepic

>>27780060
I second this

>>27780060
But that game is shit same with >>27779918

Listen to me Elo, don't listen to them, they all are casuals, listen to me instead and get Crusaders Kings II.

>>27780957
How about nah
CK2 is fine and all, but not everyone is into that kinda game.
Meanwhile the adorable game about cats, Hustle Cat, has something for literally everyone.

>>27781043
actually, adding onto this, fuck CK2
That shit has so much fucking DLC that it makes those simulator games look cheap by comparison

>>27781043
That game is a gay VN, CKII is for people who are willing to go the extra mile

>>27781108
CK2 is for people who LOVE them some fucking DLC
I take back everything positive I ever said about it

>>27778761
Oh fuck yes!!!!!!!!

>>27781125
>B-but DLC
That doesn't matter when the whole pack is like 10 bucks right now

>>27781475
no, you retard, CRUSADER KINGS 2 is $10 bucks on sale
ALL DLC PLUS BASE GAME is $40 on sale ($160 normally)

>>27781475
>>27781508
Wew lads you really went full /v/ this time. For >>27781043 thanks but I'm not that big into VN the exception would be 999 and Hotel Dusk. artstyle seems nice.

>>27781108
Why would I buy a paradox game when the general in /vg/ already has a goddamn MEGA link with all the games + DLC. And more importantly Hearts of Iron III > Crusaders Kings 2. But thanks for the recommendation nonetheless

>>27781761
never ever buy Paradox games
or games with the word Paradox in the title
or games on the Paradox engine
NO EXCEPTIONS

>>27766931
Going to post the first half of the second chapter. Didn't have time to finish the end.


Chapter 2: Two Timberwolves With One Spear

>Alright, now to find someone or something that could help you back home!
>....But what?
“Ah fuck, he actually had me there, where do I even start?”
>Maybe Celestia had something? Meh, that’s too far, and roaming around this place was pretty dangerous when it came to going any place farther than Ponyville.
>Suddenly, you begin to have this crushing feeling inside. You did bash Discord really hard. As you cruise through the chaos warp, the guilt starts to build up.
“I was harsh to him back there… I did apologize, somewhat...”
>He did need a reality check from time to time. Discord sometimes gets carried away doing things his own way.. Hold up...
>The guilt soon fades as you come to a full stop. You look around. Fuck, did you go too far? Shit, you daydreamed for too long.
>You open up the portal and look through. A sandy desert with cacti and a scorching hot sun beamed through.
“Welp, guess I have to go back…”
>You try to go in what you thought was the way back, but the more you check, the more bizarre the portal locations are.
>Frozen tundra… Nope… Snowy mountains probably north of the Crystal Empire… Not what you wanted.
“Ugh, don’t tell me I’m lost…”
>You continue roaming around, for what seems like hours, until you open up a portal to what seems like the Everfree forest.
“Phew, at least this is close enough to Ponyville…”
>You hop through the portal and close it. Ugh… Your little mental side tangent really screwed you over. Discord was right, you get sidetracked and forget what needs to be done.

>>27782287

“No… There’s no way I can fly through that. It’s too thick. Maybe if I…”
>You focus your magic to twist and gnarl the branches out of the way, but they don’t budge.
“What? C’mon, c’mon…”
>Even while focusing harder, the plants refused to move an inch. So that’s why the Everfree is such a creepy and dangerous place. The forest is entirely enchanted, alive in its own sense to trap those who dare enter.
“Only one thing to do now. Wander aimlessly for hours until I can find a way out.”
>You look around, examining the disturbingly scary trees and animal life. You hear a faint snarling sound coming from the depths of the forest.
“Aw shit!”
>You pick up the pace slowly, trying not to provoke it. Maybe it’s friendly? Equestria is always wacky like that.
“Hey, I don’t want any t-trouble.”
>The creature growls and begins to quickly rustle through the bushes.
“Uh, you think you can lead me to the exit?”
>The beast’s heavy breathing grew louder and louder as its glowing eyes approach you through the dark fog.
“I’ll take that as a, ‘I’m pretty fucking hungry’.”
>You break for it just as the timberwolf leaps onto you. THAT’S A HUGE FUCKING TIMBERWOLF! Uh, can’t use magic- WAIT. You could still use your wings!
>Kicking off the ground with all your might, you blast into the air. You glance down. That timberwolf didn’t look ready to give up.
>You flap harder, keeping your attention straight ahead to dodge any branches or vines. You swerve and make several turns, trying to get the wolf off your tail. After a couple of minutes, the snarling disappeares.
>Looking down, you see no sight of the wolf. You hover in the air and scout around, just to make sure the coast was clear.

>>27782294

“Fuck… That was close…”
>You catch your breath, adrenaline still pumping through your body. You could still feel the thumping of your heart. Jeez, thank Celestia it wasn’t in a pack… You wipe the sweat off your brow and lay back on a couple of logs.
“Now… Let’s see if there’s a way out of this place.”
>You squint your eyes and try to find some source of light through the dense fog. A green mist begins to crawl on the ground, creeping up towards the logs.
“I’ve REALLY gotta get out of here- HOLY SHIIIIIIII-”
>The logs throw you off, sending you flying into a tree.You slide down onto the ground and groan.
>Ogh… That hurt… You shake your head and look back. The mist begins to form the logs into a larger, more intimidating timberwolf.
“Eheheheh… Sup there pal? See you brought some back up, heh-”
>The beast roars, sending you flying back. But you stand your ground and fight against the shockwave.
>It could be suicide, but it’s better than cowering while being eaten alive. Even though you were scared shitless, you stood your ground and looked at the beast straight in the eyes.
“I’m not giving up that easily!”
>You still had your wings, so maybe you could still enchant yourself! You focus hard on trying to give yourself some extra leg power to outrun it. Agh… Still no dice.
>The monster slashes its claw at you, but you quickly dodge out of the way, causing it to leave a deep cut in the bark of the tree.
“AGH! MY WING!”
>Turns out the bastard did get away with striking your wing. Oooh fuck, even then, you got lucky with that one. That REALLY hurts. You had to find some sort of ditch or cave. Anything!
>You frantically look around. Oh great. There’s a ledge behind you that led to a pit full of spiky vines. Welp, you’re cornered, and the only advantage you had was out of commission.

>>27782304

>The gash in your wing causes you to become weak. You feel hazy and tumble over. The timberwolf opens its mouth and strikes. You close your eyes, and turn your head.
>All you hear is a loud yelp and the ground beginning to shake. You open one eye. The timberwolf was knocked over. It quickly gets back up and looks around.
>On the side of its torso was a spear, deeply imbedded within its bark skin. Green sap began to escape from the wound.
>Another spear strikes it in the leg, causing it to loose balance and fall over. Somepony charges up to the fallen wolf and strikes it right between the eyes.
>The beast lets out a final shriek, before it begins to swell up and explode in a puff of green smoke and splinters.
>You cough, your vision starting to become hazy. The figure begins to come out of the smoke towards you.
“Thank goodness… *cough*”
>The smoke and the pain overwhelms you. Everything turns black.

>>27782311

>”Give it another try, Anon.” You focus your powers, attempting to turn the apple into an orange.
“This is the fifth time, Discord. Fine...”
>”Took you long enough.” Discord teleports over to the orange and examines it. He peels the orange and eats the peel, throwing away the citrus part. “Hmmm… Not bad, though I can still taste a bit of apple. A bit more practice and you’ll have it down for sure.”
“Again…? But I’ve been turning all these apples into oranges for hours…”
>”What did I say about comparing apples to oranges, my young apprentice?” You couldn’t help but smile at his joke.
“That was bad and you know it.”
>”At least you get my jokes. Well enough dilly dallying, do it again. This time, add more… Pizazz to it! Surprise me!”
“But I thought you wanted me to-”
>”That’s not how chaos magic works. You have to be different and unpredictable. Or else it won’t work.”
“It’s worked the past 5 times you’ve made me do it.”
>”Hmm, well, yes. It may seem that way, but the magic does get weaker. It’s just hard to tell since you’re not using much magic to begin with. Anyways, just go with the flow. Just do whatever your mind tells you that is unique and fun!”
>Discord turns the orange back into an apple and waits intensely. You focus again, using all the energy you had in you. The apple starts to expand, morphing into… A parasprite? “EXCELLENT, ANON! Bravo! That was pretty impressive!”

>>27782326

“Wait, what’d I do?”
>”You just did chaos magic! Pretty nifty, hmmm?” The parasprite starts to hover around your head.
“I don’t even know what I just did.”
>”I don’t either half the time, but that’s all the more fun.”
“Can you explain it to me again? I’m still confused…”
>Discord groans and pulls the backdrop over to a classroom. You were now sitting in a student's desk. Not this again… “Tsk tsk, Anon. You need to pay attention! This is why you’re flunking the class!” You roll your eyes.
>”Now now, what is it you’re confused about.”
“Just how chaos magic works in general. It doesn’t make sense. I know it’s not supposed to, but do you think there’s a way where I can understand it?”
>”Hmmm, let’s see…” He starts drawing on the chalkboard. “Chaos magic isn’t like regular magic. You don’t need a horn to use it. It comes within from specific users. Such as you and I.”
“I get that part Discord, but-”
>“Ah ah ah! That’s PROFESSOR Discord to you! And no calling out in class!” You groan and try to endure it. The parasprite gives you a disapproving look and flies alongside Discord.“Like I was saying… With regular magic, all you need to do is think about performing the spell or if the spell is advanced, memorizing the written scripture of it.”
>You knew all this, where was he going with this explanation? You were pretty good at standard magic.”But chaos magic… It’s a bit different… You can’t just merely focus on wanting to cast something. You have to think outside the box for it to work.”
“Outside the box?”
>The parasprite and Discord nod. ”You cannot directly use chaos magic to cast or to fix something. Nor to create or destroy. You have to INDIRECTLY use the magic to bend reality. To disorient things to your will.”
“Indirectly? In what way?”

>>27782332

>”Hmmm- Oh, here’s a perfect example. Now I don’t mind telling you this since you’re my son and all.” But you aren’t really his son, you were interested in it all, but you just wanted to go home.
“If you can even call me that...”
>“Well, remember the time when I used to be evil and wanted to turn Equestria into a fun place?”
“Yeah, wacky fun place that everyone hates but you… And me, it did sound fun when you explained it.”
>As Discord explains further, he begins drawing illustrations. As he spoke, the pictures began to move.
>”Well, why isn’t it that I just use my magic to fight back the Elements of harmony all together, if chaos magic is so powerful? I can conjure up things, bend reality to my own will. But even I have limitations…”
“Go on…”
>”I couldn’t just fight them off regularly with my magic. I could, but it wouldn’t be nearly as powerful. To get the full effect of chaos magic, you need to use it in unique and random ways. The way I used it is I tricked Twilight and her friends into a maze, and in that maze they encountered their greatest fears and flaws against each other. Eventually that’s what led them to turn against each other and let me take over.”
“But you still lost…”
>Discord sweats a bit, pulling on the collar of his suit. “Er, that was just a slight miscalculation on my part with their overall potential. I had no idea that they could regain their friendship power like that.… Pretty preposterous if you ask me…” He grumbles under his breath.
“So you’re saying… In order to use chaos magic, I can’t just do exactly what I want? I have to do it in a weird or random way? But that seems difficult and inefficient. Magic is way easier.”
>”Yes, magic is WAY easier to perform and do, but if you’re a master of chaos and think like chaos like me!” He straightens himself up and stands triumphantly. “...It can be far more powerful than any alicorn magic in Equestria.

>>27782366

“Then why couldn’t you just use that power against the Elements of Harmony when they blasted you?”
>”To be honest, I don’t know. I had drained their friendship and power, but somehow they just regained it. It truly was a phenomenon. Friendship is truly magic, Anon. Stronger than chaos magic.”
“Huh…”

More adventure in the second half. This part will open up the spectrum a bit.

>>27782287
This part got cut off, here's the rest of that post:

>The portal closes behind and you look around. Wait, maybe that wasn’t the best idea... The Everfree Forest is pretty huge and dense, how would you ever-
>Egh, what are you thinking? You’ve got chaos magic, baby. Using your temporary wings, you try to fly through the foliage blocking the sky. You stop mid-flight, though, and examine the trees.

>>27782391
>Stealing Erf's cop out about Discord losing against the Elements

Bump before reading Ben's story

>>27775217
>you don't really say too much after that. contemplating instead on the fact that it seemed people may have actually thought you the troublemaker...well....they had reason to. It also made you think about your rep again with the fillies and colts. Did it go in line with what Discord was saying? Were you becoming a wuss?...no...just. If you were becoming like everyone else, but had the human edge on your side. Then you weren't one. you were above that.
>You both also make small talk at this point. talking about past adventures. swapping stories. all the way up to the point you reach Fluttershy's cottage.
>Spike took a look at the family statue. It still looked brand new. "I still think that looks a little creepy. I know everypony looks happy....but...ehhhhhh, it doesn't feel real. Y'know?"
>Did it? You know Discord made the statue out of the goodness of his heart. You knew that because there was nothing to gain or lose, it wasn't a trap, it was...perhaps somewhere in his mind,your mind, and Fluttershy's mind, the vision of the perfect family. At least...sometimes you wished thats exactly what it was.
"well works of art are usually a concept. This depicts us as the perfect family."
>"So what you're saying is that it's actually a total farce"
"What? no no...it's what..well, think about it. Discord made the statue right? This statue represents exactly how he wishes we all were...y'know...if he wasn't being a jerk most of the time."
>Spike walks up to the statue and looks closely at Discord's face "I dunno...then again, I have no idea why he'd make this kind of statue anyway. He doesn't do "Nice and cuddly" "
"Yeah well...hrnnn?"
>You raise up your ear as you hear singing coming from inside the cottage. Bird and Fluttershy tones coming from the windows and door.
"Is that Aunt Fluttershy?"
>"Sounds like it" Spike turned towards the front door "She must be practicing for her bird singing choir."
"Bird singing choir?"

>>27783403
>"Or something like that..I dunno. She said she wants to do some singing during the festival. Something nice and peaceful to set the mood."
"Well that doesn't sound so bad...it actually sounds nice right now. So what, is there a problem?"
>Spike shook his head "No not really. It's something she'd do. The problem is that it's a festival. I dunno how she's going to keep the birds in check once it gets started. But she says she has it handled so eh" Spike shrugged "None of us want to argue about it. Everypony is bringing their own thing to the festival and it'd be wrong to tell her no just because were worried about the birds flying off, who knows. They just might not"
"Well...it's Aunt Fluttershy. If anything, she SHOULD have a handle on it. it's her special talent after all."
>You look at the door and raise your hoof to knock.
>Knock Knock
>But the singing keeps on going
>Knock Knock
>Suddenly, everything goes offkey
>Knock Knock
>You can hear Fluttershy saying "O-oh..there's somepony at the door. Angel, can you please get it while I get some water for all the birdies?"
>in another moment, the door opens, you see a very pissed off Angel holding a conductor's baton. He was also in a very adorable little tux.
>"Will you look at that" Spike chuckled "Hey there Angel, why are you dressed like that? Got a date?" As Spike's laughter grew, Angel got super pissed and tossed his conductor's baton right into his face before making indistinct bunny noises.