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>ITT: Get it off your chest.
Confession thread
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I ate the last cookie.
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>>27681872
I regret nothing.
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I never actually watched the show, only a few series here and there purely by accident.
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>>27681872
This place is shit, and I only come here for the greentext and CYOA's.
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>>27681978
Same.
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>>27681872
I have never fapped to a cartoon.

Of any kind.

Ever.
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>>27681872
I don't want to rape the fillies
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Anthro > Pony > Humanized > EqG
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I've only been here a month.
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>>27682014
Humanized > EqG > Pony >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bile >>>> Cancer >>>>>>>> You >>>>>>>>> Anthro
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>>27682010
You just want to emotionally bond with and sexually pet them, right? Yeah, I feel that. Gotta be gentle with the little ones.
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>>27682014
>>27682155

Pony>>>>EqG>>Humanized>>>>>>>>>>>Anthro
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>>27682156
Exactly
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>>27682155
>>27682166
Cool
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>>27681872
I really want to drink bleach and die. It's useless to live. I fucking hate America and making friends there. What's the fucking point of it?
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>>27682193
Why do you specifically hate America?
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>>27681872
I'm annoyed by peoples elitism over the type of porn that they watch.
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>>27681978
>>27681992
I believe you are the reason this place shit but I secretly worry it might be me.
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I've recorded myself assfucking Mlp anons and put the videos up on xnxx
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>>27681872
I started writing a fanfic with fat fetish material and now I can't stop.
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>>27681872
No fun allowed people are faggots in this fandom and need to go away.
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>>27682205

Link?
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>>27682226
No, Zelda
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>>27682221
I believe anyone who replies to a serious post with "N-no fun allowed" are all underage newfags in not just /mlp/, but in other boards as well.
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>>27681872
I hate all of you faggots but sometimes I feel like you people are the only one's I can relate to
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>>27682195
not >>27682193
But if I had to guess probably because it stopped being the land of freedom long ago and became the land of diabetes and bigotry
basically 4chan irl
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>>27682304
>Bigotry
How?
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4chan has removed almost all traces of humanity from me.

>>27682293
This too.
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>>27682304
>bigotry
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>>27681872

I use PonySquare with an OC and I unironically enjoy it.

http://pony.squares.im/mobile/IketaniSpeedStar/
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>>27682166
The only superior answer.
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>>27682014
My nigga.
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>>27682166
>>27682155
>>27682014
length of my dick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your dick
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>>27681872
i am turned on as fuck around twilight cosplayers
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I fear for the fate of my fellow men.
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I watch the show just to discuss with you guys. I'm not interested in watching it at all
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If i went to equestria i probably wouldn't try to fuck anything
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>>27682449
Length of my dick>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Length of your dick>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Length of everyones dicks
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>>27681872
Whenever I drink horchata I get naughty thoughts of Big Mac.
I don't even like Big Mac all that much.
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>>27682695
im ok with that.
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I genuinely enjoy EqG because it's something I can masturbate to easier.
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>>27681872
Mods, this is garbage outside of /b/.
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>>27682759
senpai?
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I like anthro and would rape anyone in a Luna or Chrysalis fursuit
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>>27682857
Would you?
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>>27682880
>/mlp/'s version of /v/ traps.
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>>27682880
Oh fuck muh dick is diamonds. So yes I would
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>>27681872
everysingele time everyfucking time. i read a story when one of the main 6 dies i get depressed.
the things that did not make me said where
both my grandparents funeral.
my uncle dying and learning that I will die within 5 years .
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>>27681872
I barely visit the board or watch the show.
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>>27682014
THIS
H
I
S
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>>27682880
Yes
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I fucking hate starlight. She is literally just a useless bitch ment to replace Twi, I wish she would fucking die. She has no purpose, she was at least tolerable as villan, she might as well be the female Brad
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It wasn't worth it
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Am >>27682857
I would >>27682880
So much. Moar pls
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>>27682935
same
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>>27682948
Would you her ride your dick for hours on end?
Spend the rest of the day after bundled up in blankets, spooning?
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>>27683063
Burger language is so confusing at times.
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>>27682921
take it on the bright side : you're going to equestria 100%
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>>27682880
Fucking in an instant!

Unf!
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>>27683063
Oh my god, yes!!
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>>27683082
Damn those hips...unf!
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>>27683082
Just imagine that big soft butt hit against your hips while you pound her~
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I unironically claim that SHODAN is one of my favorite villains ever, and I have a wallpaper of her that I use, despite never playing system shock.
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>>27683082
>unnf!
Does anyone have pictures that Japanese Rarity one?
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>"The moon is high, and judging by that bulge waiting to rupture at any moment, so are you."
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I lack motivation to achieve my goals in life. Got a decent job, but I feel I'm not improving my life in any way.

I isn't as fun as 2012. The magic is gone. Every time I watch the show, I feel like i'm wasting my time.

Hell, I shouldn't even be here.

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>>27683135
Just imagine what they'd smell like: Warm blankets fresh out of the dryer, your whole room now smells like your choice of fabric softener.
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>>27683208
>>27683163
>>27683082
>>27683063
>>27682880
>>27682857
I want /fur/ to leave
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>>27683091
thank u anon i needed that
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>>27683217
VR ain't gonna fill that gap fo ya anon.
;^)
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>>27683163
>roleplaying
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>>27681872
I fap to pone.
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>>27683255
>inside that suit is a greasy, sweaty neckbeard faggot

yeah right
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>>27683288
>Implying people would let them take off the suit.
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>>27681872
I want FUTA Princess Luna to ravage my asshole. I want to feel her mighty horsecock enter my anus, her balls collide with my butt as I scream in mixed pain and pleasure.
Fuck, now I have a rock hard boner.
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>>27683288
>not wanting your waifu to cuddle you back
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lunafags, everyone
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>>27683331
>letting some degenerate in a fursuit be in charge of roleplaying as my waifu
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. >>>/trash/ is two blocks north.
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Ponies are the closest thing Ive had an emotional bond to in years.

Ive had 2 exes cheat on me since i boarded the train in '10. Im a shut in thats cold and lonely. I come here for deeper social interaction and expression beyond daily pleasantries.

I feel so empty. When does it end?
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>>27682586
w-what ? is this true ?
I'm not really active here but what would make you do that ?
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>>27681872
While I miss unicorn Twilight, I don't actually mind that Twilight is an alicorn now, nor did I mind that much when it happened.

My favorite characters are Nightmare Moon, Fluttershy, and nerdy unicorn Twilight.

Also while I can get off to the porn I don't usually seek it out.
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I can't tell if we're friends or really care about each-other or not. People come together and act kind under the "she's not real" feels, like we understand each-other, but then you'll have plenty of people trying to invalidate your feelings for her for different reasons, push shipping of her at you, and post hateful rants about her and you for liking her, and nobody cares. When it matters, nobody seems to bother helping the people they act close to in "feels" threads. It's not some people being faggots that surprises me, but that most times I see it happen, absolutely nobody cares. I wouldn't be surprised if a character got canon shipped and the only people who cared were fans of that character, with everyone else laughing and saying "sucks to be you".
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>>27681872
Anthro>Humanized>EQG>>>>>>Pony
No, i'm not baiting. I'm dead fucking serious.
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>>27681872
i have fucked up my life
during sophomore year in high school there was a rumor about me tat i killed people .
i did not mind this rumor. I honestly thought it was cool.
Nobody bullied me anymore.
but..none of my friends talked to me they avoided me.
when i tried to talk to them they just walked the other way.
. i thought they would get over it.
junior year . was the year i heard of mlp, na they just need more time.
senior year ok this has to be a joke. they will tell me dorning graduation
graduation-in my town during graduation. Everyone that likes u chier for u .
only my family did.
then i thought this will be forgotten.
i am still called serial killer bryan.
mlp is the only thing stopping me from killing my self
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>>27683568
Thats high school. People move on, the only ones that remeber are the ones with nothing for them. Move away. Experience something different. Join the military. Go volunteer or something. Its a small are scary portion of transition in life where you are.
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>>27683473

Its a mutual feeling of emptiness no one wants to address up front: we're all lonely. Those feels threads and feel good or sad greens hit home because we experience similar things or want to. I cant speak for everyone, but I at least find solace in that Im not alone and there are others struggling with the same thing, that Im not alone, and its not just me thats wrong or alone. This place turns into a pity party a lot and thats not healthy. Its okay to like these things or find comfort in them, but for your own sake you need to move on and find someone or something to keep you happy. We're all people just trying to figure it out.
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>>27683608
Thank you anon I am honesty thinking of joining the army. I promised my self I will become physically fit before Sept . atm I run 2 miles a day it's a start.
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>>27682567
Dogs aren't supposed to be in 'go 'za! Silly dog!
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>>27683562
We could use more people like you.
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>>27682880
if its female inside yes, if a male then no.
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>>27683399
This is a fun place to waste time, the only place on the internet where I feel at home.
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>>27684208
I don't think a qt MENTALLY STABLE girl would hide her aesthetics for an ugly fursuit, Anon.
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>>27681872
Alright. Ill confess my SINS.

I believe in finishing what I started, but the thing I did for /mlp/ many moons ago, well, the fire seems to have died. No one is impressed anymore. I do want to finish my research but, what will I do next when its all over?

Should I go for it?
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>>27684229
cumjar guy?
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Confessions?

The only confession is that I love y'all. I don't go much on /mlp/ anymore except for maybe once every few months. You're all in my heart though.
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>>27684235
no.
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>>27683568
yo, solve that drinking problem first family
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>>27681872
I'm 19 and still a virgin
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>>27684235
wrong, I'm not that big.
you're free to guess tho.
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>>27682216
P-Pls link your stories.
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>>27684229
mare juice guy
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>>27684281
Your virgin mass shooter board is thata' way.
>>>/r9k/
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I dislike a majority of the characters including all of the mane 6. I can say with earnest that if I went to equestria I'd most likely avoid pones like the plague
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>>27684394
It's almost like you want more of those to happen.
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>>27684384
Bingo.
personally, ive been debating if I should do it again, because of rumors spreading that ive been dead.
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>>27684436
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>>27683568
why did they think that you killed people
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Im using magick to make trump win, I plan on summoning daemons to aid this
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I've been trying to write gay forced feminization clop for a week or so because there is so little content for it. But I've slowly realized even though I can come up with basic ideas and quick lewd greentexts, when it comes to the actual fucking I'm complete garbage.

Also I've been planning out a semi-grimderp MLP game in RPG Maker for a few days, but I know it's all wasted time because I can't draw worth shit and my ego won't let me use shitty tile packs.
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>>27684439
I'd enjoy it. Do it if you want to
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>>27682293
So true
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>>27681872
As a writefag I've completely failed. My first ever green roped in a couple hundred people, and though most of them left around halfway through, I still treasure the 80 or so people who stuck to the end. I ended up becoming some anon out there's faborite writefag. The experience made my life incredibly better. I actually stuck with something of my own and enjoyed it, for the first time in my life.

But ever since then, i've never written a full story. For around a year I was forced to not write through circumstances outside of my hands, so while I regretted it, i still didnt think less of myself. And now that I finally have time, and promised greens, I just have writer's block. The thing that made me happy with my first story has now come back the exact opposite. I feel feel like I let down the people who helped me all the nights I had no one else to go to. Fug.
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When I discovered this thing online, it gave me a whyboner: https://derpiboo.ru/1037369

I would never purchase one for fear of getting caught with it, but I can't help but imagine the sexy games I could play with it. And yes, for the record, I'm unlikely to ever shed my Forever Alone status.
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I'm a fucking faggot.

Sometimes I can't stop thinking about pony dick. I get caught up in fantasies and then get depressed when I remember that Big Mac won't wrap me in his forelegs and hold me close to him. I've gotten to the point where I don't find human guys attractive, so I can't even get a boyfriend and stop being lonely. Then I beat myself up for being so autistically obsessed with stallions.

I just want to have a stallion bf. Too bad it'll never happen.
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>>27685167
Just find another guy online with a stallion OC, become his BF, and get gay porn of his OC with you anon. You'll kill two birds with one stone.
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>>27685272
Easier said than done, Anon. But I'm trying.
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I've been fucking real mares since long before FiM even existed.
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>>27681872
I told myself i wouldn't.
But i made a home made fleshlight and stuck it in my ponka plush and had my fun.
ponka waifu felt good
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>>27683144

>despite never playing System Shock

kys
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>>27684439
Do it.
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>>27683568

Are you sure this doesn't all stem from your inability to form coherent sentences?
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I have to try super hard to look serious, and hide my boner at my job. (Legal paper work pusher, read through court logs and do shit with them) because of mlp and what it has caused me to fax to.
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>>27684404
>>27684404

Nigga wtf why are you even here
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>>27681872
I roleplay in a forum as a gay unicorn with a transgender friend of mine, and actually enjoy it.

I am such a faggot.
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>>27685447
ERP?
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I write green on one of the threads, but I've never watched a single episode of the show. Everything I know about the characters I've learned from reading other people's stories.
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>>27685453
Nope, a lot of it is sfw. That fact makes it even more faggoty.
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>>27685447
Post pics of the gay unicorn
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>>27685472
I bet nobody could even tell. That seems to be how most character discussion works, too. If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain the events of an episode and how they show a character trait that people are unaware of, I'd have a shitload of dollars.
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>>27685479
I only have pics in my notebook and my phone is broken, sorry Anon. If you're curious he has a pink body, red and pink hair and a violin as a buttstamp.
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I'm obsessed if ponka ponk
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>>27685493
People have just memed about the characters so much that they've actually forgetting how they aren't actually like that in-show. I've seen this phenomenon happen in a cyoa where people meme'd so much about the main character they forgot their real personality entirely
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I think the culture here is cringe and have no respect for anyone who honestly buys into it.
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>>27685891
You think you're the only normalfag just here for the epic lulz? I'm sure the majority of lurkers agree with you.
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>>27681872

I have masturbated to images of Twilight Sparkle giving a blow job to Big Mac
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>>27685398
>>27684746
ill do it tomorrow. ill invade a rd thread
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MLP has some genuinely fun, cool ideas sometimes.

Which it then drives into the fucking ground like three threads in, and then keeps going for literal fucking YEARS afterwards.

beating a dead horse? t. carlos

>There's still a princess applejack thread
>there's still a fucking FLUTTERRAPE thread


Also:

>I was in fourcannon irc for like two years.

That thing is dead now, right?
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>>27685966
Source?
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>>27683208
>>27683163
Pls anon, muh dick can't take it. I just want to have my way with them and then spoon afterwards
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>>27685966
>Why?
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>>27682567
I want to fuck a cosplayer at Bronycon this year but don't know how.
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>>27686584

fuck the first guy you see dressed as twilight sparkle

which of course will be all of them
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>>27686584
with your penis of course anon
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>>27686595
They'll probably be a few RDs thrown in as well.

>>27686644
But that's just it. I'm cosplaying as well and if I fuck somebody dressed up as somebody else wouldn't that be indirectly shipping two characters?
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I don't know why there was no episode today and I know I will be laughed at if I ask.
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>>27686765
that's okay anon
you will be laughed at no matter what happens
i'm already laughing at you now
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>>27686772
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>>27682304
>bigotry
Hoo boy, we got a leftie on the hook

but seriously, the U.S is so much less bigoted than pretty much any other successful nation on Earth. The only nations that are more tolerant than us are also currently rushing into total irreversible catastrophe as fast as their stubby little tumblrite legs can carry them
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>>27681872
I put a Time magazine showcasing the history of rifles over a magazine showing the slain at Orlando.
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>>27684830
as a writefag myself, i get where you're coming from, m8

and though i feel bad for not finishing some stories, and get anons asking for finished products, it's not that big of a deal. there's a load of greentext, there's a lot of writefags, and if you lose interest in one, no anon is going to get pissed or cry over it, because it's just a story about horses on an anonymous board.

as for the writer's block, the best way to get at that is just to, well, enjoy it yourself.

put something in there that brings your interest back, and go from there. depending on how autistic it is, some anons wont like it, but think, if YOU dont enjoy your story, how do you expect anyone else to?
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>>27685348
>no one acknowledged this post
Keep fucking those horse cunts, Anon. Keep fucking them.
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>>27686927
woah, didn't even see it.
>>27685348
you gotta post pics, anon

POST THEM
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Have ony watched one episode of the new season, hate the new character and i am never watching MLP again, i hate her so much i actually dont even know her name. Fuck me right?
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I prefer humanized genitalia on my ponies. I don't like ponuts, and I really don't like crotchtits.
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>>27681872
I never fucked a horse.
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>>27681872
I arived on 4chan because of xxhomersimpsonxx because I thought it was a place of mental chaos and it was more tame than I thought
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I've grown to hate most of you.
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I want to get into drawing ponies so badly, I even bought a drawing tablet, But I don't know where to start, or how to learn.
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I've never felt love or similar feeling. Not even towards a pony
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I got on this ride in the worst way possible.

It started when I saw a fluffy abuse board on /b/
Then I went straight to rule 34 and then fimfiction then this fucking board and I did all that shit without even seeing an episode, and now I struggle to go through an episode normally because of the retarded way I got on the ride.
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>>27682014
Quality of drawing > Actual "species" used.

I don't really care which of the 4 they use, as long as it's done well. I think each of those categories has some insanely fappable images in them.
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I genuinely believe that I am a reincarnated Twilight Sparkle, and want to use hypnosis to become her again.
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"Flutter Brutter" hit a little too close to home for me.
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>>27687671

literally just start drawing ponies. they will be horrible at first but you have to start somewhere.
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I watched MLP porn a years before I even got on the ride.
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>>27688532
There was pre-G4 animated MLP porn?
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>>27688568
If you looked hard enough you could find it.
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>>27686886
Not that anon but I have a deep, sick feeling that despite whoever wins the general, WW3 has pretty much already started, and some type of draft will happen in the near future. Everyone living a normal life right now is gonna get roped into it one way or another.

I'm voting Trump just because he has more or less acknowledged that shit is about to go down. The left is being so regressive with this it blows my mind. They act like opening borders and banning guns will fix terrorism that originated in far away lands. What fucked up logic is that?
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I don't have a waifu and I don't fap to pony porn
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>>27688776
Blah blah blah here's your (faggot), you.
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>>27688776
Inversely, I have a pony waifu and fap to pony porn
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I didn't lurk. I just posted on the first post that seemed interesting. I've been here about a week.
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>>27688692
I'm not worried about war, I'm more worried about disease.

I'm the farthest thing from an environmentalist, but if temperatures are rising, we'll probably see more and more viruses emerging from places like Africa. And since the EU is so hellbent on getting rid of borders, I think the fear of such sicknesses spreading is a legitimate one.

I'm just glad I live in Canada, so if that happens I can flee North where this shit can't possibly survive.
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>>27687376
My nigga.
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>>27684208
This, senpai.
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I never understood the backlash against him. Most of the complaints against him seem to be jumping to conclusions based off of assumptions based off of incomplete information
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My favorite thing to fap to is AJ x BigMac drawings
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>>27687376
Sick fuck
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>>27686584
>dress up as shining armor or big mac
>find twilight or applejack cosplay
rest it's only your power level
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>>27681872
I don't actually want to die, I just want to know how people would react if I did.
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>>27687671
I have a whole book for you to read which starts at basics all the way to the end:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByHYAYpHEkVYbk9OSnVINHd0c3c/view
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I respect bronies and neckbeards for their passion.
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She's real to me. And so all the negative comments and bad things that happen to her affect me on a really personal level. I'm easy to bait because I love her too much.
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>>27687671
I feel you. I've been drawing in my sketchbook abd I've been doing okay, I tried to transition to a tablet and it freaked me out.
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>>27689266
I, too, waifu Rarity to the point where I feel her in a personal level.

However I don't even care about things that happen to me, let alone my waifu. She can handle it.
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Haven't watched this season since that Spike episode, don't know if I ever will
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>>27689308
Why would you wife a whore
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>>27689346
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>>27689331
Why? You didn't like it? It gets better from there.
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>>27689266
Don't worry, anon. She can handle it. She would know that the people throwing the insults are just incredibly insecure about themselves. She's very good at reading people, remember?
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>>27685382
I'm working on it now senpai
I just bought 2
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>>27687671
Draw real life shit first, then ponies.
You'll find it much easier to transition to ponies, and you'll improve faster.
/ic/ can help you with it.
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>>27689417
i dunno, i just never feel like watching the show
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>>27681872
I have ran out of steam for mlp the only reason I am still in this fandom is because of this board and FOE
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>>27681872
These threads are always the same shit.
>yfw you realize you share a board with people who've never seen an episode
>yfw you share a board with people who hate the show but still come here because 'm-muh ride neber ends!!1'
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>>27689607
Does that make you angry, nerd? Sorry, but this board isn't your secret club.
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>>27689673
Why don't you zozzle back to your trap porn and dubs threads, junior.
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>>27689607
I want someone to explain what is wrong with hating the show but still liking various material that comes from it.
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>>27689805
Pretty sure you already made that thread and if you didn't get the results you wanted then, it probably won't happen now.
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>>27689805
>Fan of the fandom
Also, it's possible to enjoy the show while still being able to criticize it.
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>>27681872
I enjoy scat porn and I am very pleased this fandom has produced so much quailty material.
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>>27681872
I own actual merch.
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>>27683729
Good for you brian, seriously
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>>27689824

Is there anything wrong with being a fan of the fandom. I'm not keen on the show because I feel like it's for girls and the plot but I still find ponies kinda cute and I don't force my opinion down your throats.
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I am legitimately bothered that zephyr breeze appears to have crush on my waifu and I legitimately feel a special kind of schadenfreude when I read about him getting cucked.
waifuism is really a terrible drug, but I'm so addicted.
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>>27689677
Can't because I never use any of those. I'm also not gonna leave this board or watch the show. :^)
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>>27689955
Here's that reply (you) wanted, kiddo.
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>>27688136
I know that feel
>get off exclusively to pone porn, havent gotten off to porn of anything else in years
>off and on browse /mlp/ the entire time for green text stories and shitposting
>only ever seen like an hour total of the show
>every time I try to watch it I have a hard time taking it seriously because I have seen like every single character (especially the mane 6 + alicorns) fucked in all orifices 7 ways to sunday
>they are basically sex objects at this point
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>>27686186
BASED
I was just talking about you in another thread. >>27689058 What happened to your other videos on your Youtube account?
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>>27688136
>>27690059
consider suicide
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>>27689547

wow great decision anon keep it up, proud of you
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>>27690124

Well, I'm sorry if my choice of lifestyle offends you but I'll pass thanks.
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>>27688136
This.
I cant watch the show anymore due to this fucking board.
Everytime I see a pone, I have nothing but the thought of breed with seed.
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I used to be really into OiE until they went to shit/Went MIA for a few months.
Now, I just have this little wonderland that is in my mind full of war and pones.
WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIDE
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>>27689016
My character is too obscure.
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>>27681872
Thought of committing suicide is less and less terrifying by every passing day. I fap sometimes.
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>>27690304

if you killed yourself there would be one less faggot for the next pony thread simulator. please do this as soon as possible. your fellow faggot bronies will thank you for it. if you are lucky some may even come to your funeral and talk about what a gaywad you were. i am sure your family would appreciate that.
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>>27690321
Thanks friendo.
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>>27690321

Truly of place of love and happiness
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>>27684281
M-me too...is it really that bad?
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>>27689817
Hence my point. >Fan of the fandumb is jus a lousy meme.
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>>27690359
I'm 22 and I just don't care any more.
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>>27689266
Don't let negative comments affect your feelings about her, people can call my waifu whatever they want doesn't change the fact I'd give my life for her

PS ur waifu a shit
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>>27690865
25 going on 26 in August
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>>27689266
She's a massive slut lol
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>>27681872
I like both EqG and the show and I almost don't post in this board anymore, because I don't like the self insert greentext stories. also because almost no one read my latest stories
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This show brings me nothing but pain.
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>>27683063
that's you, isn't it.
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>>27684439
what are you doing?
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>>27681872
I watch the show because it makes me feel happier.

After a week having to put up with fucking morons and complete retards, watching some pastel coloured horses being nice and having fun brings back the equilibrium.
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>>27681872
I've never once seen a single episode.
I just come here to feel better about myself.
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>>27691111
nice
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>>27688776
>I don't fap to pony porn

My lie detector says otherwise.
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>>27690280
Does cosplaying as an OC even count?
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>>27688776
you're lying my man
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>>27691149
Probably not unless they're well known throughout the fandom and people begin to see those two characters as being something.

Also:

>OC ≠ minor background pony
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>>27681872
I just feel obligated to watch FiM til the end now that I've started watching it, even if I'm not enjoying and episode I will finish it.
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>>27681872
I'm a Hispanic person how has voted for Trump in the primaries and I definitely will vote for him again.
I genuinely think "Mysterious Mare Do Well", is an underrated episode.
Those are the only two confessions I can think of... other than the obvious ones.
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>>27687671
You got a discord or a skep or something? I'd help you out if youd want
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>>27684404
>Lucky Anon goes to the heaven that is Equestria after death
>Despises ponies and avoids them
>Doesn't realize he's actually in hell.

>>27685348
Living the dream.

>>27689083
I wish I could draw or had any motivation/reason to draw. That book looks like it would be extremely useful. Unfortunately for me I can only draw with graph paper and a ruler..

>>27691177
Yeah I kind of made that connection after I posted that you might've been talking about a background character.
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>>27690111
tl;dr I just had them on private/unlisted for a while (ill explain why later) but they're public again for everyone's viewing pleasure.

>>27691075
as of right now, ive just been trying to save up money to go to a con & just lurking around /mlp/
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>>27689875
The reason why people hate fan of fandom is because when trying to have show discussions with each other, they think fans of the fandom don't know what they are talking about when it comes to the show, and only got on the ride because of outside exposure. The funny thing about that is, if you ever stick your head into one of the stickies, it's nothing but.
>This episode was great 10/10
or
>This episode is shit 0/10
And no there will be no reason giving as for why they think that.

Anywise one topic, No Second Prances is only slightly better than Newbie Dash, for the potential, but horrible execution. And Gauntlet of Fire is an average episode, and isn't even Spike's best episode.
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>>27691348
Is KyrosnoProductions your Youtube account or is that someone else?
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>>27691357
Yeah really. Then people complain about there not being show discussion as if they're responsible, meanwhile I've seen countless show discussion threads die faster than a fetish thread, or some shitposting thread. The truth is, /mlp/ doesn't care for show talk that much.

>And Gauntlet of Fire is an average episode, and isn't even Spike's best episode.
I agree, I feel like Owl's Well Ends Well was his best. I don't know what public opinion on the episode is, however.
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>>27691437
My account. I just haven't been able to do anything much lately under that alias.
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