It's back.
Great Horsefucker Map
Summer Sun Edition!!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
Where do horsefuckers live?
This map attempts to show a general distribution of /mlp/ folks 'round the globe.
Feel free to add your marker if you haven't already, you obviously do not need to specify more than your general location if you don't want to.
Socializing optional.
No, we won't fuck off to /soc/, think again if you really believe they'll allow horse.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
>>27673087
>Antarctica has approximately the same number of markers as my country.
Something's utterly wrong.
>>27673087
l-lewd
YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
One of you fags live about half an hour away from me
>I'm sandwiched between two fags, both about 30 minutes away
Wonder what could happen.
>>27673449
meet up lewd up
how to use map?
>>27673481
Click on marker to find out more.
To add marker, find "Additions" tab in top left corner of map, select Add Marker- either simple or detailed.
>>27673087
>mfw accidentally put my exact location awhile ago on the map and can't delete it now
oh hey, it's back!
if anyone needs to edit or remove their markers but lost their edit link, let me know, I am map admin and can change markers.
>>27673385
welcome back! I'm honestly surprised this still pops up every now and then.
>>27673576
yes you can and that's what I'm here for!
If you'd like, you can send me your marker location thru either Skype or email and I can edit or remove it for you.
Skype: whatlights
[email protected]
>>27673456
Don't you mean lube up?
>>27673087
>I bumped into one of the Anons I was emailing back and forth that live close by to me at a con a few weeks ago
>now we pony pony and play board games every Saturday
Only way it would be better is if we got the other Anon close by in on it too, but I'm content with a /mlp/ friend to do all that stuff with. Sucks there are other clusters of Anons that may be too nervous to stick out thief necks and give each other a shout cause ponying with other nor/mlp/eople, especially on new episode days, plus all the other stuff is a blast.
>>27673087
My fellow horsefucker in Middelf.. in DK left me. Wonder what he's up to.
>>27673673
>tfw no anon to pony pony with
GET OUT OF MY NEW YORK CITY REEEEEEEEEEE
Any of you dayton, ohio fags?
Just added myself to Fairborn.
>>27673087
The OP's pic proves that Rara is sexiest pone
>My shitty little town in Ulster has more markers than all of Iceland
>I know none of them.
Where you fuckers at?
>>27673087
just a few swiss fag i'm disapointed
>>27673087
Any Georgia bros around?
Y'all wanna do something like watch a movie or some shit?
>google maps shows road built 6 months ago
>google earth doesn't
literally what
>>27673874
google earth photos are often outdated on certain areas of the world
like, the city where I live has current satellite photos from this very year, my hometown in a foreign country amidst the mountains still uses photos from like 2007 or some shit
Any utahfags out still around out there?
Two of you fucks live minutes away from me in krefeld
Show yourself
>>27674025
Germany a shit
>>27674040
Deine Mutter ist ne übel riechende Straßenhure
was willst du tun Negerjunge
At least one of you is around Madison, WI.
New in town and having no friends. Willing to drive a bit.
Who wants to hang out?
>All argenfags live less than an hour away from each other
>All argenfags surely share the same sense of humor
>All argenfags are white
>None of us shall ever meet
Apperently I'm not the only horsefucker in CouncilTucky, I'm a little surprised
>closest person to me is probably the same person I met a few years ago at the apple valley firework show
>mfw fixing all these markers for folks
>>27674666
>fixing
>>27673087
Holy shit, two of you guys go to UMD?
>look nearby
>one horsefucker in my city with contact info of any sort (literally an online alias)
>google it
>actual redditor which is posting shit right now
Damnit people.
>tfw you think there's someone in your city but it's mark you left year ago.
>>27674826
tbqh the best friends i have are from here and live in different states then I do. We just go to cons in each others arias, play vidja, and drink while watching ponies and chatting online. One lives an hour away so we meet up every few weekends to turn up and talk about tfw no pony irl. Dont lose hope, anon. Go to a con and talk to drunk people.
>>27674869
I can't reach good cons cause no money and local cons are bad
Hue land!
>5 horsefuckers near me
>All anonymous
C'mon fags at least leave a phone number.
>>27674896
What local cons do you have? Every con has a party room. You just need to find it. Most the cons I go to are small ones but I always have a blast.
>>27674913
>tfw no scarf
Eternal waiting list.
>tfw no pegasister gf
>>27674918
I don't even know. I am just a polack
>tfw only horsefucker in nwks
>tfw actual horses
I don't know who you are, but I already like you.
Which of you fags is in York?
![[CRIES IN SPANISH].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BGju8SS.jpg "[CRIES IN SPANISH].jpg")
>>27673087
Feels bad to live in a country in which there are barely 4 or less ponyfags while there are a shitton in nice countries.
>Pick candle thinking it sounds like a funny name for a color
>It's actually just a fucking candle
>>27673087
>The closest horsefucker is about 400 kilometers away
this is what I get for living in the middle of nowhere, At least I still have my reindeer herd to accompany me.
>>27675043
I know that feel.
Only one other horsefucker in the lake district
>mfw
>Three fuckers live 30 minutes away from me
Ayyyy I have 3 bottles of vodka, one Jackie and ice.
SHOW YOURSELVES.
>Only one other horsefucker in the whole city
Sadness.
> someone is from hartlepool
i thought i was alone
>>27675064
Are you in Kazakhstan?
>I want to put on some personal information in the hopes of getting contacted by a nearby anon.
>I'm afraid that a fat, greasy, piece of breathing autism will roll into my life.
>They are probably afraid of the same thing.
WHO /SOUTHERN INDIANA/ HERE
gimme a woot woot for LOW GUN CRIME (cept gary) and gimme a woot woot for HIGHEST ICE CREAM PRODUCED PER CAPITA IN THE COUNTRY
>>27675124
Yes, I am afraid of the same thing.
lol
>>27675137
South-western ohio gun nut reporting in.
Is that the same map from a year or whatever ago?
If not, one of you is in the same town as me.
>>27675154
Same map
Kek, there's two other fags that live in the same shitty island as i do.
>Puerto Rico
>>27675124
>>27675142
Just put a throwaway email on there, talk to them over that, and if they sound chill after going back and forth for a while then take a chance. It's well worth the risk in my opinion. At very least you;d have someone nearby to autism with for the 2017 movie when it comes out and if you decide to actually go to the theater.
>>27675181
>Puerto Rico
>it's not rich
>Le roche godon
>ile saint paul
>>27673087
>Added my Location for Bridgwater, England
>Another anon adds themselves under Bath, 30 odd miles away
>Have this terrible feeling he's the same anon I spoke with at the bath bronies S4 finale meetup
>>27675124
>>27675142
All the people I've met on /mlp/ are surprisingly well adjusted and comparably fit, if only some a bit socially awkward.
From experience, horsefuckers off /mlp/ are exponentially less autistic than your regular brony rabble.
I actually met one dude through the map once, very chill guy.
Overcome your fears friends! You might be pleasantly surprised!
>one fucker in all of Nnew Zealand
Must be pretty lonely
>>27675220
> bridgwater anon thinks ponk is best pone
i like you
>>27673087
WOOO
I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THIS BACK
Is the Biloxi, MS anon still here?
I see two nigglets right next to me in the Charlotte/Harrisburg who aren't part of the Team Brony North Carolina FB group. we got 600 members from statewide and nearby states and monthly meetups. Get in here!
i see a few fags in north alabama
i am niggs
>>27675070
That was also mfw i found an anon that put a mark right on top of mine. We lived about 10 minutes apart
>>27675124
dropout e-mail
Public location
Where my Austin qts at?
added mine, would be nice if you could see the most recently added pins.
>>27675379
only queers and mexican queers come from texas, especially austin.
>>27675354
Where?
>>27675258
I'll trust you on this man.
>>27675369
>tell each other what we are gonna wear so we can spot each other
>pass by the location with a different attire to be able to check the other guy without giving away who I am
>>27673087
>>27675402
Jackson, MS.
I'm home for college rn, so I'm chilling further south
>>27675402
>pass by the location with a different attire to be able to check the other guy without giving away who I am
I literally did this for a blind date once. Completely unrelated to pone, but it works. Don't let em spot you tho.
>>27675405
>A
>FUCKING
>BURNING
>LEAF
>>27675402
>>pass by the location with a different attire to be able to check the other guy without giving away who I am
>you both do that
>neither of you find each other and think the other stiffed you
Added mine! Canadian tree in toronto
>>27675402
>tell each other what we are gonna wear so we can spot each other
>pass by the location with a different attire to be able to check the other guy without giving away who I am
>he's actually a cool dude
>you fucked up and now he thinks you flaked on him
>won't talk to you again
>you missed your chance, faggot
>>27675421
>>27675424
>>27675419
Wow, all three possibilities in less than a minute.
Thanks guys.
>>27675420
>A
>DOG
>FUCKING
>LEAF
I want to meet the fellow Mason, Ohio horsefucker.
An anon lives in Lansdale, amazed.
HEY FAGGOTS
DO NOT BE SELFISH
CONTRIBUTE PORN TO CLOPATLANTIS!
Quick /mlp/!
You just stumbled upon another horsefucker in REAL LIFE!
What is the first thing you say to them?
>>27675505
Your waifu a shit.
>>27673087
So there is another horsefucker in pueblo
Twifag you here?
>>27675505
Pull out my printed clop pic's and trade while talking about my waifu
![business-card[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HQilpfA.jpg "business-card[1].jpg")
>>27675505
Pull out my business card
>>27675516
*shots fired*
>>27675505
h-hey...
>>27675505
My waifu is better
>>27675551
>>27675557
>the two then leave and nobody ever grows a big enough pair to call the other after the initial contact
>>27675591
Please refer to >>27675516
>>27675597
What if it's the same waifu?
>>27675505
IWTCIRD
![ChbcvPLUkAErVTx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLu8KZb.jpg "ChbcvPLUkAErVTx[1].jpg")
>>27675593
y-you too
>>27675267
There is 4 now
>>27675593
This happened to me, even though he did make an attempt to hang out at least once afterwards, but I ended up having to flake. Never contacted each other afterwards :(
>>27675597
>it's the same waifu
>neither one says who it is
>they're at each others throats
>they spent too long on /mlp/
>social interaction is nil
>all because they couldn't speak up beyond insults
>>27675600
My god...
>>27674913
Tainha Twifag here.Still too fucking busy to meetup.
>>27675597
We must duel.
>>27675505
"What's the secret password"
If he answers anything other than Horse Pussy I 360 away from him.
>>27675620
North ponka here, mail anytime
I NEED MORE OF YOU FAGGOTS IN MISSISSIPPI
POPULATION OF 8 MILLION, THERE HAS TO BE MORE THAN 5 OF US
>>27675632
>360 away
>goes straight into him
That sure works.
>>27675612
If I were in his shoes, I would have spent the week leading up to it contemplating how to ask, and after your flake the next month would be me trying to pick apart what I did wrong for you to think I'm too much of a faggot.
You're an awful person.
Who /southercone/ here?
>>27675646
newfag already detected
>>27675647
>not posting Moondancer in this case
>>27675647
>twf that's how I would feel
You're not alone, anon.
Oh boy
>>27675647
I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR IT WASN'T UP TO ME I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A FAGGOT AT ALL AND ACTUALLY WERE A REALLY COOL GUY IF YOU'RE OUT THERE ANON I'M SO SORRY I REALLY AM
>>27675685
Oh shit thats me at toronto
>>27675387
Washington fag here,I live by a smelly tripfag
>>27675669
I didn't save any moondancer crying becauseshe doesn't deserve any space in my folder
>>27675675
>>27675697
That actually happens pretty frequently I've noticed. Making friends past school is fucking terribly hard because apparently everyone has the exact same fucking anxiety I have. I've actually been trying to force myself to be more outgoing, which always makes me feel like im going to be annoying or needy at any moment just so shit like this doesn't keep happening.
>>27675716
Fuck wrong 2nd post I meant
>>27675422
>>27675733
>I've actually been trying to force myself to be more outgoing, which always makes me feel like im going to be annoying or needy at any moment just so shit like this doesn't keep happening.
Are you me? If I'm not as outgoing, I feel I did something wrong when they don't want to chat anymore. If I am, I feel I'm just being an annoyance. Then it hurts worse if they don't talk after anyway. Maybe I came off too strong? Maybe it was all misplaced? I just want some friends.
Other Guy from Auckland here?
>>27675716
Oh shit, what do I do?! I'm the one pinned at Fairview Mall.
>>27675808
butsex
>>27675768
It's as if we're fated to see one another.
If you're in the midwest I'll be your friend
>>27675836
Just below it, actually.
>>27675841
That your name on both of those?
>>27675867
on both, yessir
>>27675208
>2 people in North Korea
>fucking nobody else in Northern Virginia
ffs
>>27675889
Sent a request on skype. Maybe we can chat and all.
>>27675915
I live in Northern Virginia, just haven't put myself on the map yet.
>>27675808
Lets just... not. How about you check out the other guy?
>>27675965
Alright then, it's settled then. Lets do nothing in two weeks and thirty centuries.I'm actually very relieved you said that. Fuck man, my heart was jumping out of my chest.
>>27676005
Same here bro. Im fucking nervous talking to people I know much less anons
To the faggots that live in Tualatin/Tigard/Beaverton/really anything in the Portland Metro, fuck you for never showing your faces. I am leaving for two months but when I come back I will fight each one of you.
Where are all the Kentucky peeps? Sheesh
I'm going to heavily suggest you meet up with some anons before this thread gets forgotten again. I wish we could have started this over, because the map might not be an accurate representation of the board anymore.Especially after reddit found out
Anyways, I have had good experiences meeting up with anons. We were all awkward, but no one was a fedora wearing hambesteven though I'm a pretty large personthat we're all afraid of running into.
>>27675867
Eh, I'll add ya on steam. Like this >>27675943 guy, who knows, maybe a good chat will come out of it.
>>27675961
>>27675915
based novafriends
Before this thread dies. WE NEED TO FUCKING PARTY
From
>>27675965
damn, one of y'all is a good 20 minutes from me.
>>27676204
OI IT'S PARTY TIME
>>27676297
GTA horsefuckers HMU, phoxi on discord.
>>27676160
I think I accepted your invite? Be sure to message me in like 30 minutes when I get home cause I'll probably forget!
>>27676315
>phoxi on discord
wot
>>27676327
Fuck. I already messaged you. Maybe I'll do again in 30. If you don't get back to me.
Also, anybody else want to add me on steam it's InedibleRWBY
>>27676315
What do you mean by "on discord"?
>>27676541
Discord is a VoIP program. Like skype but not shit.
https://discord.me/
>no one else in central cal
>all these Seattle people
does anyone want to m-meet and cringe,not that I w-wanted to.
>>27676648
I'll meet with you, senpai.
>>27676648
Come to Houston. Then we will talk.
>>27676648
>>27676689
You guys needs toseattle yourself.
>>27676648
Depends if you're submissive or not.
>>27676707
Even for Luna's standards, that was lame.
>>27676315
>>27676541
what >>27676582 said
Who's the faggot in Kingston Ontario? I want to talk shit about your waifu.
Still looking for the marine fag near me.
>>27676689
>>27676715
responses? would cha look at that. where you at?
>4 fags directly north of me
Last time I saw one of these threads there was one other guy that lived in my city, now there's two. I finally added my marker to the map after seeing this. Kinda want to meat him, but he's a Glimmerfag so I'm not too sure.
>>27673087
>reposting the reddit b8 map
Glad to see newfags are still falling for this.
>>27673087
So uh...Minnesota?
>>27675841
Hey I added ya on Steam if thats alright, I wouldn't mind another person to chat with sometimes, not that I'm any good at chatting anyway.
>>27675258
The only problem is that it's not just /mlp/ with this map. It was made by reddit for getting info about people here to harass them on.It's amazing how events from a few months ago are quickly forgotten.
>All these people in SoCal.
>None of them will do you in the butt :(
>>27675841
>reddit-related group on steam
Thanks but no thanks.
Much morecolombiansthan I thought it would be
>7 other fags in my country
damn son
>>27677469
I'm in SoCal, and it's all you literal faggots wanting to meet up for gay sex which is why I don't want to add myself to the map. I thought it'd be cool to hang out with some chill horsefuckers, but it doesn't seem like that's what others want around my area.
>nearest horsefucker is 30 minutes away in Denton
>Move away from Twin Cities a few months ago
>Learn just now that a 4chan Cup champion lived 5 minutes away from me
>tfw I will never get drunk with PMB
>Realizing if I was gay,I could have so much horsefucker sex
>fort carson
WHERE ARE YOU FAGS? all 2 of you.
>>27677503
That's what you get for living in SoCal.
That's what you get for living in California at all.
>>27677565
The years living in the Midwest was a relief, but I had to move back because I am abeaner.
>>27677503
Are there really that much people wanting to meet up for gay sex? Now I'm hesitating to attempt on meet a fellow SoCal anon. Well my marker is on the map already
Okay, what's going to happen here?
>>27677590
Just make sure you both have a mutual understanding of what you're both expecting. Make it crystal clear
>>27677601
>closest anon is in Applevalley
>second closest is san bernardino
>>27677503
Calm down friend. It's just a joke.I've got morals
>TFW a degenerate literally lives one minute away from you.
>>27677625
Hello, Adelanto Anon. Purplesmart a shit
>>27677668
How dare you anon, purple smart is the best
>>27677684
>>27677590
There's more than a few, especially based on previous threads with strong implications from anons in that area making clear what they hope for.
>>27677628
>morals
>posting on 4chan
>tfw midwest
>tfw you're literally the only one with contact info
>>27677590
I would only meet up forcuddlesbut that's as far as I'll go.
Cleveland Mississippi rararafag here. Anyone else from the deep south?
>>27677801
tbqh even that's too much for me, familia.
>>27677841
F U C K
YOU'RE NOT SOUTH ENOUGH
>>27677841
>>27677855
Pearl River MississippireluctantDashfag
>>27677877
I could easily make that drive friendo.
>>27677899
I could make a bit of a drive to maybe meet somewhere that is a bit better than Pearl River
>TFW no horsefucker in your town in mexico
>>27677924
Im game anon. Jackson is better but I'm taking summer classes at Delta State
>>27677970
Don't worry. You're about to get at least 11 million more of your people back. A few of them might be horsefuckers.
>>27677982
I could drive to Jackson one weekend, here's a way to email me. [email protected]
>>27677999
Hope that's a throwaway email acct.What kind of pizza do you want.
>>27677462
Ah but that is where you are mistaken. That was an older map that did end up being flooded by reddit fags. After that map was purged, a new one was salvaged by an anon who made the far more secure and well moderated map you have today.
>>27678011
throwawayCan I get a meatlovers
>>27673087
>two horse fuckers in my town
>Rollla,MO
>>27677970
That you winter
If you're in this general vicinity and aren't going to horsie convention you are a total ninny
>>27677476
>you cannot make mistakes ever
shit man I didn't even realize
lahti mainittu lisää suomalaisia
Goodnight map fags <3
>>27673859
yes
no fuck you
>>27677441
>added ya on Steam
def alright! message me whenever, I'm always down to chat!
>>27675043
>None in my state
At least I don't live in the south
I'll be needing some of you faggots to go see the movie. I'll either be in Manchester, New Hampshire or New London, Connecticut. No homos or girls allowed.
>there's a guy in Jamaica queens
damn son
>All the Dallas fags in North and none in South.
Ya killing me horsefuckers.
>put a marker on the map in the general area of my house
>zoom in
>it's almost right on top of my fucking house
what the shit, i guess if any of you fuckers live in alameda you can find me now
>>27677970
Maybe if your friends stop sneaking through our borders you would be able to have friends to pony with.
Everybody knows that 97% of undocumented mexican immigrants are bronies.
>only one other person living in El Paso
>mexinigger
>marker set over ghost tour place
not sure how i feel about this
>>27673087
I see some folks wanted clop in the middle of the ocean. How much privacy could one possibly need for such things?
>>27675267
Soon to be five. Waiting for this thread again
Who /NZ/ here?
WHO ARE YOU, YOU BASTARD
Too bad windigoland aka sibir is so deserted.
I wish there would be more horsefuckers there.
>>27675064
lmao
>>27678722
You could have always introduced more people.
I doubt people in the frozen Outback would be against a happy show considering just how bleak things can get over there.
Of course, introducing your friends, not some skinheads with a knife.
>tfw still no more Kyiv horsefuckers except me
>>27678681
I live not to far off in Anthony
>>27678801
it is far when your car is fucked up.
>a bunch of other SATX fags
That's a nice feel
Is Loveland horsefucker here? You're the closest one to me.
Any sweedish horse-fuckeroos here? Lulea here
Literally none of you are anywhere close to me. Feelsgood
>>27678704
The normies must NEVER KNOW.
>>27674192
I may be going to ciderfest, would be nice to see some horsefuckers there. not sure if my friends are flaking out on me, so may be alone at con
>>27677462
What? Source?
Who is anonpencil?
I'm getting three wayaid here. 2 of them are 20-25 mins away and the other 30-35 mins away. It not like I'm going to see a horse or a pony get fucked right?
>2 other anons live in Winnipeg with me
Holy shit, i honestly thought I was alone in this shithole.
>no one within 2 countries of me
>>27679106
>>27678704
>They said for love, there's always more fish in the sea.
>Now those fishes can watch me jack off to the things I love
Where the cloppers from manila at?
>>27673087
>tfw still stuck in Ames, IA
>>27674025
never thought that i actualy see someone from my area post in this thread, sup?
Mid-south Michigan, surrounded by horses.
The need to fap and drive has never become more apparent before.
>>27674826
>Tfw there's a marker in your tiny ass town, and you're not sure if you left it there a year ago or if it's someone else
>Live in a mountainous desert
>Closest horsefucker is 5 hours away
>all horsefuckers in your cunt are in the capital city
Fucking Porteños.
>>27674913
>tfw isolated
>tfw no scarf
>>27679234
a cosplayer/actual grill
Austria reporting in. Hey, US Anon from Viennas 9rd district - wanna meet up?
It's OK, NorthAnon.
You're no longer the only one.NUFCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Bumpo!
lol
