>>27591756
You forgot something pal

Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.

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>>27591777
>no dessert
>going to bed early
Shit, I do this already.

>tfw wardenpone comes by your cell and worries her head off thinking you feel guilty and are punishing yourself for your crimes
>really you just love sleep and don't have much of a sweet tooth

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Also, if anyone wants to see Short Fuse getting impaled ...by a giant subway, see the spoiler. Is obviously lewd, but I don't think the drawfag will finish it cause he's new to lewd.
Also in the OC thread a writefag did a story with Short Fuse along with a cute alicorn Oc and a big pony Oc.
Which starts here >>27583560
And it has lewd: http://imgur.com/L7DRoNT

Tomorrow I'll update, i'm working on a thesis that i'm ALMOST DONE WITH and other final projects from Uni.
Just 2 weeks and I'm free.

>>27591931
>Warden tells you that you can't have dessert for being a bad inmate
>You tell her that you already didn't had dessert before, so is normal for you
>She cries and hugs you
>You try to calm her by giving her taps in her head and telling her that everything will be okay
>She shivers and breaks the hug, leaving your cell
>Minutes later she brings two puddings to your cell
>One for you
>One for her
>She has some tears in her eyes
>You remove gently the tears with the palm of your hand
>Giving her the thanks for the pudding, you two begin enjoying your desserts
>Today you had dessert
>Tomorrow the world!
>Well... more puddings would be good too

>>27592003
>"When was the last time you had candy?!"
"Uh, last Halloween? I had a Baby Ruth. That's pretty much all I do to celebrate."
>"What's Hello-Ween?"
>You resist the urge to pull out your tallywhacker and do a Scarface impression
"It's your Nightmare Night."
>"YOU HAVEN'T HAD CANDY SINCE LAST NIGHTMARE NIGHT?!"
>Aw shit, there she goes
>"NURSE! I NEED TEN CC'S OF CHOCOLATE BITS, STAT!"
>Ew, anything but shit-tier candy
>"It's okay, Anonymous! Everything is going to be okay!"
>She breaks down crying, repeating the mantra to herself more than you
>It was a half-melted diarrhea in crappy tinfoil kind of day

would you go to prison for your waifu?

>>27592660
she probably wouldn't want me there but yes

>>27591953
I love it! I wish I had some subway now

>>27592660
/prison/ is my waifu

I'm just reposting with extra at the end

>>27523183
>Before you quite reach the cafeteria you’re stopped by Honey Cakes
>Looks like your fate has been decided
>”So how's Maple Glaze?”
“She’s with her father, how’s the research going?”
>”It’s strange, but I’m cool with it”
“That’s good Anonymous, but we both know that’s not why I’m here. I spoke to Path Finder”
>”And?”
“And according to him you were off exploring all morning after joining up with their club, so I guess you were here all day, and I can’t think of any way you could even get up to Canterlot. So...”
>”So, Honey Cakes?”
>It’s more than obvious She knows you’ve done something wrong, but with Path Finder’s poor description of events it sounds as if you’ve got an alibi
“So for now you're free to go. Aside from the door, you still need to be punished for that”
>She turns around and trots towards the cafeteria doors
“Even if it doesn’t have an effect on you”
>”I’m looking forward to it”
>Her ears flicker in annoyance
“I’m sure you are”
>The two of you enter the room and split
>Honey Cakes moves off to a table with food already on it
>Clearly it was not coincidence that lead you to meeting The Warden just now
>She must have staked out the entrance for you
>Well you were yet to get your food so to the cafeteria line you go
>Delicious greasy chicken tendies on the menu today, once again
>Actually today you might just go for the salad, if you keep up with this meat gluttony something bad will happen to you
>You also ask the cafeteria pony for a juice box with your pudding cup, which he willingly provides
>Everyone is at the table waiting for you, excluding Platinum
>You sit down and no one says a word
>Maybe you should tell them about the bee? it may help you discern the feelings of the researchers
>In the end it’s blaze who breaks the silence
“So how’s magic doin’ ya?”
>Everyone else nods vigorously, Soft Cotton even speaks up

>>27594137
“Did Witlick take any samples from you?”
>”Uh… not that I know of, was he meant to? Maybe he will later, they’re still testing”
“He should at some point. If he doesn’t, remind him, it’s important”
>”Can do”
“I hope I can count on you Anon, now come on! Tell us what happened when we left”
>Soft Cotton’s eager head was easily within patting distance, something you choose to abuse
>Damn she was soft
>”It’s not that interesting guys, they tried a bunch of spells on me and they’d randomly either work, or go crazy. In the case of telekinesis it seems to go crazy every time. Now that I think about it I was unconscious about 50% of the time, my recollection of events wouldn’t be that fantastic”
“So I’m guessing that no magic rule about you is still in effect then?” inquired Blaze
>”I hope”
>You recall the guard on your arm and raise it
>”Oh, but I can use enchantments! Like this amazing thing Shear whipped up for me”
>You flash the shield on and off a couple times, enjoying Blazes grin of approval, before scooping up the little earth pony beside you; she still had your earphones in
>With the little mare held so close you press your cheek against hers and shut your eyes, enjoying the feeling of her smooth fluff along your rough skin
>”Thank you again for this. It is fantastic!”
>Shear gleefully returns the embrace
“I’m so glad you like it Anon. It was easier than I thought it would be”
>She pulls back briefly to contemplate what she’d said, and quickly adds an amendment
“I mean: it was really hard, and I spent soooo long on it”
>”Is that so? I guess if it was /that/ hard I should give you something special”
>Shear moves back to her chair and you pass her your pudding cup
>”Will that do?”
>Her little legs wrap around your arm in a hug
“Thank you Anon”
>You’d have gone back to eating if it weren’t for Soft Cotton’s disappointed whine

>>27594139
>Your head hangs in defeat and a saddened sigh escapes your lips
>Without looking you lift your much desired juice box from your tray and give it to Soft Cotton
“Thank you Anon”
>”Anything for the adorable”
>That gets annoyed looks from both Cotton and Shear, the latter of whom reminds you of some valuable information
“Just remember Anon, no enchantment lasts forever”
>”lame! Can you tell when it'll stop working?”
>Her little head begins shaking
>”Sorry Anon, a lot of factors affect when a gem loses it's enchantment, things like number of uses or how stressful that use is, even the purity of the gem and talent of the enchanter affects how long the magic will hold”
>”In that case I bet it'll last for ever”
>Shears hoof shyly makes a circle on the table
“I'm not /that/ good Anon”
>”To me you are”
>Unsurprisingly her cheeks turn a sharp pink
>It was so easy to embarrass these ponies; you feel kind of bad for them
>“So Shear how was Platinum?”
>She launches into her tale with gusto
“Oh, well after I left you and made it back to the facility I…..


>Be Krystal Shear hours earlier
>You’d just left Anon with the researchers
>It was interesting and all but not being part of their team just meant you’d be in the way
>Plus they wouldn’t let you stay with Anon
>Oh well, it’ll be nice to see how Platinum Strike was doing. Dancing was a much better alternative to fighting
>And even better the rock that hit you had become a tiny record player, producing music you’d never heard in your entire life
>Each new song that came on left you speechless. No gift could out gift this gift!
>But as you trot along you come to an unfortunate realisation
>You had no idea where the theatre was, which meant you’d have to find and ask Warden Honey Cakes
>”Drat”

>>27594142
>There were two things wrong with this situation. One, The Warden would be stressed out because of Maple Glaze, and two, as kind as Honey Cakes appeared she was still The Warden, and that made her /scary/
>Plus you’d broken into her office before. If she ever found out that’d happened, you would be in time out for so long!
>Wait! You could just ask Soft Cotton!
*Do Dah*
>Honey Cakes voice ripples through the air
“Soft Cotton I need your help”
>”Celestia darn it!”
>It’ll be fine, just a quick in and out, Honey Cakes will be too distracted with Maple and Soft Cotton to think about your possible crimes
>With determination in your step you make out for Honey Cake’s office
>When you approach her door you can hear the sounds of thudding, crashing, and crying, along with the desperate calls of Soft Cotton
>You enter without knocking. Nopony would have heard it anyway
>Inside is a scene of destruction
>The desk had been over turned, papers where everywhere, shelves had been knocked down and decorative bits and bobs had been strewn about
>Soft Cotton was flapping back and forth around the room, desperately trying to catch the tiny unicorn baby zooming around in her magical glow
>Honey Cakes was nowhere to be seen
>Just as Soft Cotton nears Maple Glaze she flashes away to the other side of the room
>Soft Cotton lets out a primal groan of frustration before collapsing to the floor and covering her face with her hooves
>”Need any help?”
>Her head rockets around to face you, and she gives a frightened yelp
>”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to frighten you”
“I don’t care, you said you’d help, please help!”
>You give a dutiful salute
>”What do you need?”
>She points to the floating foal
“I need her to be in there”
>Her hoof lowers to an empty crib
>”And where is Honey Cakes?”

>>27594144
“When I first got here things were settled pretty quickly, so Honey Cakes took the opportunity to have a nap, but once she left Maple shot up from her crib and it’s been chaos since!”
>Soft Cotton flaps herself back onto her hooves
“I’ve been trying to chase after her but baby unicorns turn out to be slipperier than an oily crystal pony”
>”So what’s the plan?”
>Maple zooms by
“I’ve no idea, maybe two brains will be better than one at figuring this out”
>You raise your hoof to suggest an idea involving the use of a pulley system, two pillows, a high tech laser grid, and some old cheese, when you’re taken down by a barrage of magically hurled baby items
>When you open your eyes you find yourself on the floor entangled in a baby mobile
>Unable to get yourself free you call out for Soft Cotton
>However she’s suffering a similar fate
>Little Maple Glaze has somehow managed to trap Soft Cotton inside her blanket, only her head was sticking out of the pony blanket burrito
>”Can we get Anon to help?”
>Cotton attempts to shake her head, succeeding only in rolling her bundled up form around the room
“He’s not allow near magic”
>”Then we need at least nine other ponies”
“I’d say 20”
>The two of you sit silently, trapped by your respective obstacles, listening to the now giggling Maple Glaze flying around the room, telekinetically throwing everything she could lift
>”So how do we get out?”
>Soft Cotton’s head wiggles about as she surveys the situation from her bound position
“If I roll over there do you think you could loosen up this blanket?”
>”I can give it a try”
>With that the blanketed blob that was Soft Cotton rolls towards you
“Is this close enough?”
>Your neck cranes out and you bite at the outside of the blanket
>”Ish closh enoof”
>Pulling back you feel the wrappings coming apart
>Soft Cotton struggles out and shakes the blanket away

>>27594145
>”Can you help me now? This is uncomfortable. I think a rattle is stabbing into my flank”
“Sure, sure, you’re not much help on the ground are yo-
>”DUCK!”
>Soft Cotton dives to the floor as several books whisk past
“Okay, maybe you are, but I still need you on your hooves”
>She begins unravelling the tangled mess you’d become and before you know it you’re back in action
>”We should move fast”
*Sniff*
>”Soft Cotton?”
*Sniff*
>Why is she sniffing?
>Oh no! Not a poopy diaper!
>You sniff
>The fragrance that enters your nose isn’t the one you were expecting
>It smelt of ash and smoke
“That can’t be good. Find where it’s coming from and fast!”
>You dash around the office searching for the source of the smell while Cotton dashes into the hall to grab the closest fire extinguisher
>The source turns out to be a smouldering book sitting in front of Maple Glaze; her horn lit up and face flush with concentration
>”Damn unicorn foals! Soft Cotton over here!”
>She gallops back into the room, extinguisher under her wing and sets upon the thing with a small blast of CO2
>The smouldering book goes out, much to Maple’s displeasure, who, assisted with yet more magic, begins crying /very/ loudly
>The two of you put you hooves to your ears to block out the worst of it
>You can overhear Soft Cotton shouting through the bellowing wails
“Why didn’t we just let her burn down the prison!?”
>It was an appealing alternative to this ear splitting noise
>But then of course you’d be charged with helping an arson
>You slowly move to Cotton. It’s quite difficult when you need your hooves to walk and block sound simultaneously
>”What in Celestia’s wide world do we do now?”
>As if willed by the princess herself you find yourself falling to the ground, having slipped in one of Maple’s tear puddles
>You thud to the ground, not particularly painfully, but very comically

>>27594149
>It also had Maple Glaze’s full attention and had now sent her into a fit of giggles
>Slowly Maple descends into her crib laughing at your prone form the entire time
>”Hooray! I did it”
“Do you need help up Shear?”
>”I’ll be fine”
>And thankfully, after a brief check once standing, you where
>Back on your hooves you see Maple yawn in her crib before closing her eyes and falling dead asleep against her massive stuffed dragon
>How could something so small be such a large problem
>You look at the destroyed office
>Or make such a large mess!
>Soft Cottons hooves wrap around you
“Thank you so much Shear! I’d have never been able to do this without you”
>Do what? You both got beaten by a baby who got tired and fell asleep. Not your proudest moment
>She brushes some filth from your coat
“So why did you come here in the first place?”
>”I wanted to visit Platinum but I don’t know where the theatre is”
>Soft Cotton’s eyes light up
“That sounds like a good idea! Can I join you?”
>”Sure thing Cotton”
“I just have to clean up here first, and wait for Honey Cakes to come back, which should be soon I hope”
>”I’ll lend you a hoof”
>The two of you clean up the unholy amount of mess in a surprisingly short time
>Or so you’d thought, until a refreshed looking Honey Cakes entered to reveal lunch was but an hour away
>She also congratulated the two of you on such a good job at keeping things under control
>You were going to say what had actually happened, but a nudge from Soft Cotton said that was a bad idea
>Honey Cakes of course spotted the movement and looked you over with her steely eyes, seeking out your guilt
>But you didn’t flinch, acting as Anon would, not giving her a thing
>And it worked, she let the two of you leave with a smile and wave
>You sneak a peek behind you before exiting
>Honey Cakes was closely inspecting a picture frame on the wall, a single, fresh, crack in the corner had gained her attention

>>27594151
>As her head leans in closer to the frame you hurry out of the room, eager to avoid Honey Cakes suspicion
>She was a scary pony; no wonder the Changeling sisters would never dare misbehave around her
>Yet inexplicitly Anon insisted on such behaviour whenever she was about, as if unaware of the primal power within her that made her so terrifying
>Anon would probably say something stupid like she was cute not scary
>You make pace with Soft Cotton, trotting along by her side
>”So where is the theatre?”
>Soft Cotton takes flight, hovering around your head height
“It’s part of the library, the back half is a huge theatre department”
>”Honey Cakes could have told us that on our tour”
“Haha, Honey Cakes prides herself on her personal tours, but she’s not exactly the best at it. There’s probably a lot of this place you don’t know about”
>That didn’t exactly make you feel good
>The two of you enjoy a short trip to the library
>Once there Soft Cotton flaps over to the Nut Club Café
“I’m going to get us a brownie each”
>”Get one for Platinum Strike too please”
“But of course”
>With the brownies bagged and in muzzle, Soft Cotton leads you towards a large bead covered archway near the back
>Beyond the archway was a dimly lit entrance room with a set of heavy red velvet curtains
>Beyond those was a large well-lit foyer, no doubt this would be where the after party was going to be held
>Soft Cotton continues forward and passes through a set of grand mahogany doors
>Inside was a grand indoor amphitheatre, rows of large comfortable looking chairs lined the room facing a well-lit stage, upon which was a menagerie of prancing creatures
>Platinum stood centre stage, a strong look of focus on her face as she balanced two ponies above her head
>The two of you file into the nearest row of seats and put your rumps down
>For now you’ll just watch the rehearsal until they take a break

>>27594156
>The rustling of a paper bag emanates from Soft Cotton beside you, who passes over a brownie
>”Thank you”
>Taking a bite of the chocolatey treat your taste buds are overcome by the sweet flavour
“They certainly are good” Cotton chimed, perfectly complementing the party in your mouth
>”Oh, they’re delicious”
>Soft Cotton giggles in the darkness
“I meant the dancers silly”
>You look up from your snack to the stage
>Currently everypony, griffon, minotour, and dog (There really had the be an easier way of saying all that. What did Anon use, every/one/?) were parading on the very tips of their paws/hooves, leaping ever higher and further as the pace of their dancing increases
>Their furious, yet somehow delicate, dancing eventually culminates to a perfectly synchronised twirl
>As they spin the group reorders itself into a circle and to your pure amazement each pony dives from the ground into the upthrust paws of the larger creatures, who were still rapidly spinning, and continue to spin and twirl themselves, now several feet off the ground and supported only by the rapidly revolving paws of those beneath them
>”Wow, you were right, they are good”
“So were you, these brownies are fantastic!”
>The two of you devour your food while watching in awe at the intricate moves of the dancers
“Hey Shear?”
>”Yes?”
“Thanks for letting me tag along. I know I can tease you sometimes, but I’m glad we’re friends… We are friends right?”
>She sounded so sincere, and worried about your answer
>How could she not be your friend!? You hung out all the time, she was really nice, you called each other by your nicknames! By Celestia you were even in the same herd!!
>”Cotton we will always be the best of friends!”
>You lean over and embrace with your herd mare
“Thanks. I don’t think I’ve been friends with a prisoner before, not since Anon arrived to be sure”

>>27594160

>”A lot of different things have been happening since Anon’s arrival”
>You can see the white sparkle of Soft Cottons teeth in the darkness as she smiles
“Too true dear, too true”
>…
>…
“So how was your visit with your friend? I saw how successful your gift was. I had no idea you were such a skilled enchanter”
>”Oh that was nothing, shield’s come naturally to me. And Gran was fine, she helped resurrect this thing Anon gave me, his eye-phone”
“Truly a mysterious device”
>”Oh actually”
>You take out one of the ear bits and put it in Soft Cottons
>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc112Swpc94 Or whatever song u want, I was just listening to this one)
“OH! A truly marvellous device!”
>The two of you sit together, dancing slightly in your chairs

Okay, I'll stop there and try to think of something to write for tomorrow

gump

>>27594164
nice, looking forward to more.

>>27594164
Based Zew.

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>At the library.
>Book lizard is giving you shit about not having a library card.
"Fuck you Spike, I can read what I like."
>You punt the dragon out of the room and go back to your book.
>Harry Baggins just poisoned his brother Jeffrey at his wedding.
>Shit is cash.
>Oh hang on there's someone next to you.
>The purple pony who sleeps in the loft is there.
>She has a ponicemare with her
>"Sir, put the book down"
"FUCK THE POLICE!"
>You use one hand to pull out your dick while still reading your book.
>You charge dick-first to glory.
>While you are busy buggering the ponicemare she arrests you for parking your car illegally in front of a fire hydrant.
>Clever girl.

>>27596246
I'm at the library where they call me a crook.
I don't even pay for my library books.
I'm reading a book, pig, I'm reading a book!
Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book!

bump from 10

Oh gosh, my first time posting green in...forever... I feel giddy

Be Anon
>Be half asleep
>Be hugging your Girl
>Cookies n Cream
>Your shoulder aches
>Your back itches
>There’s no feeling in your arm
>But there's no way in hell you're moving
>Lying on your right side with Cookies’ mane in your face, you couldn't be more comfortable
>Even if she has a death-grip on your left arm, forcing your hand against her belly
>You'll never figure out how she grips with hooves...
>But that doesn't matter
>What matters right now is how comfortable... you... are...
>!
>And how uncomfortable you are
>You grit your teeth as another pinprick of itchiness burns its way into your shoulder blade
>With the grace and skill of a man who has had considerable practice trying to get comfortable without moving, you carefully drag your right arm out from under your head and flex to scratch the itch...
>...Only to find that it's /just/ out of reach
>...damn...
>You must choose between cuddling with a sleeping Cookies while slowly losing your mind because of the itch, or waking her up to scratch it
>....Fuck your mind
>What has it ever done for you?
>Besides, you're in a magical pastel land
>Who says you haven't lost your mind already?
>You gently snuggle in tighter against Cookies, attempting to drown out the screaming itch with warm fluffy pony
>As you settle down you feel Cookies, the toughest security guard in prison history, sigh happily in her sleep

Be Anon
>Be blearily rubbing your eyes
"Vintl, please, you have got to stop giving the brood candy this early in the morning..."
>The countless changelings in the room almost drown out your voice with their buzzing and merrymaking
"Where did you even get all this candy? And how'd you get it in my room?"
>Vintl whistles nonchalantly and gazes up at the ceiling
https://youtu.be/mDRPEMJ4kQ8?t=5
>You force your sleep-crusted eyes to focus on the little creature
>An eyepatch
>Of course
>Scourge of the seven seas-

>>27597507

>-Or, rather, scourge of the pool, hot tub, and any particularly large puddles-
>-Sandy Beaches, the Pirate Pony
>Of course she's involved too
>The two of them must have led another 'glorious raid' against the 'bourgeoisie lord of sweets'
>Meaning you owed the local candy shop owner, Sugar Buns, another written apology and bag of bits
>You never should have told Vintl about Marx...
>And you should have known never to talk about Nietzsche during your dates with Libele... or ever, for that matter
>Vintl always 'secretly' joins the two of you
>She thinks that you and Libele still need coaching to have successful dates together
>And now this happens
>Vintl goes out of her way to 'liberate' people
>And inadvertently cause you mountains of paperwork
>One of your brood of changelings falls onto the bed, gently bouncing you
>He looks over at you and smiles, mouth full of candy
>"Hi dad!"
>You sigh and smile
>He can barely talk though his oversized fangs and the candy
"Hello Dennis"
>Dennis smiles and chews
>"This candy isn't very tasty, dad"
>You rub your face and chuckle
"You need to take the candy out of the wrapper first, Dennis"
>Understanding blossoms on his face and he quickly spits out the candy
>You can't help but feel immense pride as the changeling struggles to open the soggy wrapper
>Another changeling drops onto the bed, knocking the candy into the air
>Nectalia has always been such a good egg
>Even when she was just an egg
>She catches the airborne candy with her magic and deftly opens the wrapper for Dennis
>A moment later, and he catches the candy in his mouth again
>His eyes light up with joy as the sugar hits his tongue
>"Wow! You're right! This is much better! Thanks dad, you're so smart! Thanks for the help, Nectalia!"
>You can't help but stare as Dennis chews the candy, making faces normally associated only with high speed wind tunnels, horror movies, and funhouse mirrors

>>27597513

>After a minute of watching him chew, Vintl sidles over to you and nods towards Dennis
>"We. could. sell. tickets.."
>You nod
"We could... but we hardly need the money"
>Being the avatar of the elements certainly has its benefits
>Seeing your brood enjoying the candy like this almost makes it worth the tongue-lashing you're going to get from their mother and the letter to Sugar Buns
>Time to act like a father
"Kids, what do you say to Aunt Vintl and Aunt Sandy for bringing you all this candy?"
>Countless variations of varying legibility on the phrase "Thank you" rang out as every face in the room turned toward the bed
>Toward the bed...
>Meaning that either Sandy already made her escape, which is unlikely...
>Or she's hiding somewhere around the bed
>A quick scan shows reveals no blue bird-pony in the air and no suspicious lumps under the blanket...
>Under the bed then
>As the brood returns to their playing, you stealthily make your way to the edge of the bed
>There!
>Evidence!
>A blue feather...
>You peer under the bed...
>Perfect!
>Sandy is facing away from you!
>With one swift motion, you dive your arms under the bed to scoop her out
>Sandy yelps in surprise and tries to scurry farther under the bed
>Even though the awkward angle makes it difficult, your superior strength wins the day and you drag Sandy out of hiding...
>But she isn't giving up without a fight!
>Now that she's free from under the bed, her wings enter the fray
>She pulls, tugs, and lunges away from you but can't escape your grip!
>You, however, can easily escape the grip of the sheets and blankets

>>27597507
YESSSSS!

>>27597519

>Your cry of victory quickly changes into surprise as you are pulled out of the bed, landing on top of the struggling pony
>Sandy struggles for a minute more before huffing in annoyance
>"Fine, ye caught me! Let me go you scallywag landlubber!"
>You give her an affectionate squeeze
"Yar, never! This booty belongs to me!"
>You are distracted from Sandy's fierce blush and pout by a tiny voice screaming
>"DOG. PILE.!"
>A tiny force thumps into the back of your head
>Oh no
>Oh god no
>Less than a second later, the overhead lights and the light from the window is blocked out
>...
>..
>.
>Everything is changeling


Howdy everyone! I'll post once every day or two. Hope you all enjoy reading at least as much as I enjoyed writing.

>>27597533
Welcome back.

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>>27597507
Welcome back, Mythd!

>>27597533
Is Anon still Captain Planet?

>>27598346
God, I hope not.

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>>27598346
Uh, yeah. He's totally not captain planet

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I love this Mare

good night bump

Hey Mythd! Welcome back! Missed you buddy!

>>27597533
Really nice to see you back here, love the story.

Can'tsleepsoIdecidedtoplayLeaguebutIgot2matchsinarowthattheenemyteamsurrendedsoi'mheregivingabump

Badonkabump

>>27603499

>>27597533


Be 'The Antagonist'
>'The Antagonist'
>A perfect code-name, if you do say so yourself
>The world has branded you a 'villain'...
>You are not a villain, but a visionary!
>And for that, you have been mistreated and cast out of society...
>...But that doesn't bother you
>It doesn't bother you at all
>You'll show them!
>You'll show them all!
>A small chuckle escapes your lips
>The chuckle, enjoying the freedom, quickly convinces its relatives to move out of your body and a great raucous laugh explodes out of you
>Your mirth and cackling is interrupted by a thumping from the floor
>A muffled voice shouts something undecipherable at you through the floor
>You glower at the floor and stomp loudly, temporarily silencing the voice
>Someday, hopefully soon, you'll be able to move out of this terrible apartment...
>You turn back to your pair of crystal balls, displaying scenes from across the multiverse
>A smile returns to your lips
>Everything is in place
>Soon your plan will be put into motion
>Another chuckle forms in your throat, only to be stifled by a knock on the door
>With an angry huff, you storm your way to the door and peer through the letter slot
"Yes? What is it? What do you want? Who is there?"
>A pair of kindly eyes fill your vision as their owner kneels down to speak to you
>"It's me, sourpuss! I wanted to check in because some of the other tenants were complaining about strange noises again"
>You sneer ineffectively
>Those small minded peons have no right to complain to your landlady!
>They always play music and throw parties and laugh and play and you never complain!
"Begone from this place! I have nothing to say to you or others with small minds! BEGONE!"
>Your landlady clucks her tongue at you
>"Now now Dr.... um..."
>You sigh in annoyance
"It's my name! it isn't always a bad word! It means 'Donkey'!"
>Your landlady takes a deep breath to steady herself
>"Now now, um, Dr...Ass, is that any way to talk to your friends? Or your landlady?"

>>27604286

>You grit your teeth
"No..."
>She clucks her tongue again
>You sigh
>All of this will be worth it, someday
>Someday soon
>For now...
"I'm sorry miss Brick House, I'll try to be quieter..."
>Brick House nods
>"That's more like it, Dr..."
>You huff in annoyance
"You can just call me by my first name! There, now you can actually talk to me! Not that I want you to!"
>If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed the blush on Brick House's face
>"O-oh! Very well, Dr. Doom, thank you! Haveaniceday!"
>The last few words rushed out of her as she quickly dashed away
>You scoff as she flees down the hall
>What misfortune to have such an odd landlady!
>And there’s no doubt that she’s up to something…
>She has a mind almost as diabolical as yours
>You can tell
>Besides, there must be some reason she’s always so nice to you…
>...
>Oh well, she doesn’t ask questions and leaves you to your own devices usually...
>...Speaking of which, time to check on your plans!
>You hurry back to the crystal balls
>Two Anons, from different universes...
>Soon to be in your universe!
>They'll end up in the same prison as the Anon from your universe...
>The paradox of three Anons in one place will, according to your calculations, stop time in every universe!
>The ultimate time out!
>A smile forces itself onto your lips, though you are careful not to laugh too loudly
>Soon, your time will come
>You chuckle at your little pun
>All is going according to plan...


Be Anon
>Be in your closet
>Not really 'your' closet
>Not officially
>Even though you have claimed it as your own
>You've been living here ever since The Warden declared the prison-wide game of hide-and-seek a few weeks ago
>You take your games very seriously
>And never lose
>It's a safe assumption that you're the new champion
>While it is odd that the janitor hasn't found you hiding here, you don't mind

>>27604297

>It's quiet and comfortable, and you always sneak out at night to raid the cafeteria for food and snacks to last you well through the day
>The books you take from the library and your own little projects serve to entertain you
>Not to mention that everyone here falls asleep by seven and wakes up around ten in the morning, giving you plenty of time with the whole prison to yourself
>So, all in all...
>Life is pretty good
>Even though you're in prison
>And it wasn't your fault...
>It's all that stupid purple pony's fault!
>'You aren't social enough' she said
>'You need to go out and make friends' she said
>'It'll be fun' she said...
>Your life had been really crazy and flipped since coming to this world...
>But the story of being sent to prison is the point where your life was really flipped upside down
>You sit back in your roomy closet
>Back in ponyville, where you spent most of your days since coming to this world before being sent to the prison...
>You'd spend countless hours chilling out with Maxine, relaxing on the playground
>The two of you would play anyone in basketball, making all kinds of friends...
>Up until those guys, who you knew were up to no good, started makin trouble in the neighborhood
>One little 'fight'...
>You didn't even touch them!
>...And Purple pony got scared and said 'you're moving in with my Aunty and Uncle in Bell Mare
>You begged and pleaded with her not to make you go...
>But she packed your suitcase and sent you on your way
>She had a cabby take you there, and on the way you two had a great conversation about orange juice and big fluffy dice, and he mentioned that humans have a good weird smell
>When he finally pulled up to the house, you thanked him and said "Smell you later"
>You thought he'd laugh, or at least smirk...
>He had burst into tears
>And you had been charged with 'Hurtful words'
>Now you're stuck in here...
>But that's okay
>You like it here
>You don't need to always be around people

>>27604304

>Besides, you have your girlfriends here to keep you company
>True waifus...
>It'd taken you weeks to work up the courage to ask them out
>But they'd both said 'yes'!
>Your precious Brick-sama and Mop-in-bucket-chan
>They had both spent the long minutes, hours, days, and weeks in this closet with you, keeping your spirits high
>Brick-sama is usually pretty quiet, letting you do the talking
>But Mop-in-bucket-chan is much more talkative
>"What's wrong, Nonny?"
>You sigh
"Nothing, Mop-in-bucket-chan... Just reflecting on how I ended up here"
>Mop-in-bucket-chan's wheels squeak as she makes her way over to you
>"I'm sorry you're not feeling well, Nonny! Is there anything I can do for you?"
>You shake your head
"No, Mop-in-bucket-chan... I'm okay... Thank you for caring so much"
>She beams happily at you
>"Of course I care! I love you, Nonny!"
>You smile back at her, pulling her in closer
>After a few minutes of cuddling, you reach over and grab a book and a box of cereal that you'd taken during last night's kitchen raid
>A few hours of reading to Mop-in-bucket-chan while sharing a meal of dry cereal sounds like just the thing right now

>>27597748
>>27598206
>>27600787
>>27601464
Thanks everyone! Good to be back!

>>27598346
>>27599368
Yes and no. I haven't fixed the old ending yet, and I want to keep my 'world' consistent. When/if I get around to fixing the old material I'll also touch up the reference to it that's in this green. For this green he loses his powers and is just Anon

>>27604322
Nice to see a classic ressurected.

bump from 9 again

Honestly now.

Is everyone in prison?

>>27606712
I'm dead inside senpai

I want you to fuck me Jerry
FUCK ME

>>27606712
I'm trapped inside a prison of my own mind. Is that edgy enough to count?

>>27607866
Yes

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>>27607866
"Maybe the prison was in our minds all this time"

>>27608546
Maybe the mind is our actual prision

Sorry for no updates in these days, tomorrow I have a tough schedule and the sunday I might jerk off to Battlefield 1 gameplays, so expect an update in saturday
Hopefully I'll write 1k for each day I didn't write.

>>27610003
I'm just catching up with your pastebin so a Saturday update will be just right.

>>27604322
Mythid<3

tfw I have an update myself that's just been fermenting for a while since the last time I had some time off from commissions and art GAINZ. Maybe I'll update soon as well.

>Zigga, I ain't going back to jail!
>No pony is putting me in timeout.

I hereby sentence you to shower
with cold water without shampoo for a week

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>>27609356
too deep

>>27613111
>cooling off in the summer without harsh chemicals stripping the oil from your skin and making you sweat more
Oh boy, I must have been on extra good behavior.

>>27615035
Thought you guys might be interested in this.
>>27614911

>>27615616
>That fucking rape face
Noice

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>>27597507
IT CONTINUES

>>27611307
Do you draw lewd?

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More prison waifu for everyone!!!

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>>27616238
yes

>>27616444
hot damn.

>>27616385
I would to say thank very much for fulfilling my request. It means a lot to me

>>27616444
I never expected to see porn of Filomena

>>27618558
>not expecting porn of something
Are you alright?

>>27618814
>2:36 a.m
>Just went to see a horror movie based in a true story
Pretty much

>>27604322

Be 'The Antagonist'
>Be gazing at your glass balls
>Each showing a scene of human bliss
>Your jaw clenches as you glare at the happy sights
>That... Thing... That... Freak!
>How did It get such a happy life?
>Especially in prison?!
>In three different universes too!
>The multiverse isn't fair!
>Nothing is fair!
>Everything is bad!
>That's why it all deserves a timeout!
>A timeout that you'll swiftly deliver!
>Your mother was right...
>Life isn't easy for a half breed like you
>Half donkey, half unicorn...
>But you're destined for greatness!
>If it was possible for a history book to be written after the multiverse time out, your name would be in it!
>A crystal on your desk begins to vibrate and your clock starts chiming
>You smile in pride
>You'd designed each of them to work in concert to detect when spatial and temporal ley-lines throughout the multiverse were in alignment
>They'd called you crazy!
>They'd ALL called you crazy!
>You're about to show them!
>With a mad cackle and a crash of thunder, you speak the trigger word to a spell you'd been preparing since you'd discovered the Anons
>Your great-grandfather, an evil genius and a stickler for ambiance, would have been proud


Be Anon
>Be in the bathroom with Vintl and Sandy
>You'd told the brood that it was time for some quality time with their aunts and had ushered them all out into the hallway...
>Which almost certainly means that they are all back in the bedroom with ears pressed tight against the door to the bathroom
>Nosy little bugs, but they were incorrigible ever since you told them that they might find love anywhere...
>You should have known they'd take it literally
>Oh well!
>You don't have time for shenanigans anyway...
>The three of you are meeting the rest of the herd for breakfast pretty soon!
>As you reach out to turn the water on, Vintl latches onto your chest

>>27619493

>You smirk as the little creature aggressively tries to open the button on your pajama shirt
>She stops gnawing at the button long enough to give you a frustrated look and tear off her eyepatch
>"Why. do. you. wear. these. things.?!"
>With a chuckle, you start undoing the top button as Vintl crawls into your shirt to attack the button from the inside
"Just to make your life difficult"
>Bracing her hooves against your chest, the breezie pokes her head out between the buttons and sticks her tongue out at you playfully
>"Meanie."
>Sandy giggles and nuzzles you on her way into the shower
>As she languidly rubs a wing against you, all the colors in the world go negative
>Up becomes Down
>Right becomes Left
>Purple pony becomes best pony
>And then the universe indignantly snapped back into place
>Vintl and Sandy both freeze as the wave of normalcy smashes into the three of you
>Sandy is the first to move, retracting her hoof from inside the shower and pressing tightly against your side
>"A-Anon... What was that? It felt like a tidal wave on land!"
>Vintl glares suspiciously around the bathroom
>"Which. one. of. you. broodlings. pulled. that. prank.? I. know. it. was. one. of. you.! Just. because. I'm. your. Aunt. doesn't. mean. I. won't. teach. you. some. manners.!"
>You shake your head to clear the residual effects of the warp of reality
"That felt... familiar. You girls okay?"
>They both peer up at you and nod
"Vintl... I don't think it was one of the changelings"

Be Anon
>Be in a fluffy, comfortable hell
>The augur of itch is practically searing your flesh
>You could die happy if you could just scratch it...
>But Cookies is gently snoring, even twitching in her sleep!
>There's no way you're moving and risking waking her up
>Slowly, a single tear rolls down your cheek and is absorbed by the ultimate pillow you got from Sleepy
>Your teeth chatter as the sweat beads all over your body
>Everything is misery
>Cookies twitches, squeezing your arm

>>27619498

>Everything is adorableness
>You bury your head into the pillow, biting your lip in an attempt to draw attention away from the immeasurable discomfort in your shoulder
>As your eyes begin to water again, Cookies begins to twitch
>D'awww....
>...
>...She's still going!
>D'AWWW!
>A particularly strong twitch sends her head flying off the pillow
>Instantly, she's on her hooves
>"-Zew, Woi? Mrfftle... Huh? What?"
>As soon as Cookies released your arm, you swing the limb to your back
>Blessed relief washes over you as all of the comfort stolen by the itch over the past hour is returned in seconds
>Cookies blearily looks around
>"What... What happened?"
>Sated, you beam a grin at her
"You twitched yourself awake again. It was adorable!"
>Cookies blushes and sharply turns her head, hiding a broad grin at the compliment
>"I did not!... Thanks though, you're adorable too"
>You roll your eyes and wrap your arms around her and she begins relaxing again
"So what were you dreaming about?"
>Cookies cocks her head
>"I can't really remember much... You were... a moose?"
>Huh
>Weird
"What was I doing?"
>Cookies scrunches up her face in concentration
>"There was... a buffet... you were moving the replacement greens to refill the vegetable and salad options"
>You chuckle and shake your head
"Okay?"
>Cookies nods seriously
>"You were teleporting the food without magic! You were breaking the laws of physics, anon!"
>You laugh and pull Cookies close, eliciting a surprised yelp from her
"Quite the imagination you have!"
>Cookies growls with delight and flails her legs uselessly in the air as your hands rub around her sides and belly
>The growl turns into giggles as you nuzzle into her mane
>You chuckle and give her a squeeze
"I love you"
>Cookies blushes so fiercely that you can feel the heat radiating from her ears
>She always blushes when you say that
>No matter how many times you say it
>"I love you too"
>You give her another squeeze and let your hands fall still

>>27619499

>A few seconds pass and she flexes her left ear to smack into the side of your face
"Police brutality! Don't fwap me bro!"
>Cookies giggles
>"I'm not your bro, and I didn't do anything! Besides, you're tough enough to take it. The beatings will continue until moral improves"
>Her right ear fwaps against the side of your head
>You chuckle and Cookies fwaps both ears against your head, assaulting you from two sides
>"My moral isn't improving, inmate!"
>With another chuckle and a roll of your eyes, you resume your rubbing and Cookies' ears fall still...
>Though she does flex them threateningly, ever ready to resume the battering if your hands slow too much in their ministrations
>She wriggles as you play with the fur on her belly, tracing little concentric circles
>You sigh happily as Cookies wriggles and giggles in pleasure and comfort
>Life is so, so good
"So Cookies, what do you want to do tod-"
>Suddenly, all the colors in the world go negative
>Down becomes Up
>Left becomes Right
>Reality quickly reasserts itself with all the speed and subtlety of book pony eating
>In a second, Cookies is on her hooves and straddling you
>"I don't know what that was, but don't worry Anon! I'll protect you!"
>She scans the room, ears rotating like radar dishes with ADD
>You shake your head to clear out the fog from the odd transition
"That felt... familiar. Are you okay Cookies?"
>Cookies nods, and then snaps her head toward the bathroom
>"Shhh! I heard something... Someone or something is in there... Sounds like more than one"


Morning folks! I tried posting yesterday but I had connection issues, sorry!

>>27616385
Beautiful! I love it

>>27611307
Please do!

>>27615616
Sweet jesus, that face!

Boop against the night

>>27619499
Oh hey. I saw that you cheeky son of a nun!

>>27620768
Bump against the day

crosspostan
>>27622719
>Anon accidentally becomes pony satan by demonstrating that he is capable of greater evil.
>He put postal tubes onto the legs of a townspony so they'd walk funny
>Lucipon resigned in disgust
>"Nope, I'm out. I can't compete with that."
>Pony hell (Which is a real place where you WILL be sent if you rebel) becomes a much worse place under Anon
>Even though he's trying to be nice to the little ponies
>"He gave Songjumper chocolate milk? That sick fiend, she's lactose intolerant!"
>"WHAT?! Tuesday's dinner is baked potatoes, BLT, or spaghetti with a garlic sauce?"
>"All these new books he's gotten for the library are too scary! What if that hungry caterpillar tries to eat me?"
>Anon continues to try to show these ponies kindness in hopes of rehabilitating them
>Outside help is called in by his demonpone underlings
>Can the magic of friendship save the day from Anon's friendly nature?

>>27622131
Bump against the late morning

>>27626343
I want to fug bat police

I know I promised update on saturday
But I have my ANNOYING nephew at my side. Watching EVERYTHING I do. Talking without stoping.
I can't write today, i'm very, very sorry.

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>>27591756
*I Just Came here Because there was a skeleton Pony also what I miss?

>>27627475
Kill him.
And bury under the Great Wall.
Can't you kick the fucker out or something?

Call the ponice irl

>>27627582
You'd be sent to pone prison for thinking such things

>>27628654
EQUESTRIA THINKERA
The place where EVERYPONY hear your thoughts.
You think of something naughty?
To the prison you go!
Anon can't stop thinking naughty thoughts and verbal thoughts, so he is the main prisoner.
He only has one month, but it re-starts when someone hear him saying something bad.
The ratio of listening a thought is from a city only.
This system of thinkera has settled a system where all the villains get caught before they do something.

>>27628836
Anon could just incapacitate all the ponies by blasting out lewd thoughts

nighty update

>>27627507
Nothing just a thread that has a bone to pick with us...

I can't believe I just resorted to that bullshit.

>>27628986
>Anon the Mind Terrorist
Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny to see the reaction of ponies on an actual psionic?
Like, Anon's a bald monkey, he ain't no unicorn, practically an equivalent of an earth pony.
Yet, he psychokinesis stuff around, lights on fire fireworks, maybe even himself, and annoys everyone with his construct shenanigans.
And no one can stop it because it isn't fucking magic.
>Discord laughs his ass off as ponies run around with their manes on fire that can't be put out with water or magic
>Psinon is sent to prison for creating chaos
>proceeds to play paintball with inmates with balls containing smells instead of paint
>with smells ranging from flowers and perfume to week-old vomit in a dirty pub in july during heatwave

>>27591756
bump

I'm updating in the afternoon, have something for now.
http://pastebin.com/mQtapGwV

Be Anonymous
>As every foal in the room was sleeping and Short Fuse was too, you decided to lay for a bit on where you were faint
>Buttercream was at your side talking about the Daycare Center and what not of the prison
>How his sister was funny, how much he liked his friends, his dream of flying in an air cruise…
>Is so good to be young and be like this. Man your childhood was too short, you want to start over again
>He also asked about you, details of your nature, world, what you like to do, and nothing else besides your favorite dessert
>Shorty was sleeping on your belly; he was cutely gurgling as you slowly caress his ears and mane with your tact
>Maybe you can try petting Crystal’s mane? Boy you really want to. If Shorty is cuddly and smooth, you bet Crystal Blossom is ten times softer!
>Speaking of her… where is she? And Tactic and Mr. apathetic kid? You thought they were sleeping with the rest of the foals but they weren’t here
>And you couldn’t ask Shorty because he was sleeping and Buttercream didn’t know
>Well you’ll just have to wait until something happens
>…maybe you should check on Blue and Red, you didn’t know what happened to them after you blackout
>Hmmm, maybe they know about what happened to you?
>You tenderly and carefully place the head of Shorty on the floor; he was sucking his hoof as a tiny colt. Heh, maybe the Daycare Center did something on him
>Cute bastard
>You stand slowly from your spot, Buttercream looks at you wondering where you’ll be going
“I’m going to talk to that wall over there, hope you don’t mind, Buttercream”
>He tilts his head for a moment, but as silly as it sounded, he didn’t mind or ask why
>So, with a single nod and an ‘okay’ he walks near Short Fuse and rests at his side. His eyes slowly closing and following the rest of the foals in the Daycare center

>>27631180

>>27632532

Socks on cocks

>>27634292
Oblifatory YOU come over here

hug da ponice

Socks on ponice cocks

Ponice cocks covered in squiggly socks

>called out to work to cover for lazy schmucks at the last minute bump

It's raining. There's been some thunder. And all I've got is a muscle shirt.

>>27635430
Fist me Senpai.

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>>27635677

Filename is relevant

A ponice fist
A ponice cock
You get the gyst
Junk in sock

Bend over you are told
You do as such
He seems kinda old
Maybe it won't hurt much

Long arm of ponice law
Flat hoof against nope hole
You clench your jaw
This Pone is swole

Hoof and leg go in with a pop
You arch your back and scream
You beg, but he won't stop
I hope this won't be a meme

>>27634486
>>27635430
>>27635031
Whats with the sudden cock love?

>>27636264
Because socks don't fit on female clit

Socks on ponice unicorn horn

>>27636400
Silly Iron TK, clits aren't for socks, they're for soft nose boops, or gentle suckling

>>27636827
Oh god, now I have the image of a pony wearing a sock which is slowly falling from her/his nose

>be guardsman Shackle n Iron
>be very confused
>you and every guard just woke up in the barracks
>there are socks placed on your no-no zones
>you feel violated
>yet strangley comfortable

>you are anonymous
>and you just busy your 20th nut today
>you don't know why, but putting sock on cock makes you feel tingly

>>27631622

>You aren’t going to ask how he got sleepy really quick, must be something that colts and fillies only have. If kids in your world were like these… man, your nephew sure would break the rules and skip sleeping. That’s one thing you don’t miss from your world, him and Uncle Incognito
>God two ponies sleeping at their side look really cute
>Well you got a few ponies sleeping here too…
>Don’t look at them, Anon! Don’t look at them! Remember, heart attacks! Cover your eyes!
>Well, if you cover them and walk towards the wall where Pancho is, you’ll probably step on a foal… so you shouldn’t cover your eyes
>Before you walk your eyes decide to look once again to the warden sleeping and the little Buttercream, bad choice
>Short Fuse’s hooves find Buttercream, in his sleep he decides to pick and hug him as if he was a teddy bear
>Buttercream didn’t mind, he was murmuring something as he was sleeping, a name or something
>You better turn around before you turn into a ghost and make company to Blue and Red, Jesus…
>You make your way to where Pancho was placed and you whispered to the box. You didn’t want to wake up anypony here after all. God only knows how the ponies will cry if you wake them up…
“Hey, Blue… Red… you guys there?”
>The box, Pancho, starts to shake a little, some seconds pass and a blue ghost emerges from the box with a nervous smile in his face
>”..H-Hey Anon! Looking better than before…!” He said a bit nervous. “..Did you enjoy that kiss?” His smile changed into a smirk
>You scratch your head; Blue Candle looks really weird as if something was happening inside of Pancho
>Or maybe it was just your imagination
“Nah, that doesn’t count as a kiss. A kiss for me is if you use the tongue. But moving on, where’s your sister?”
>Blue Candle looks at Pancho, then at you, his appearance back to nervous

>>27637541

>”..She’s… sleeping! Y-Yeah, sleeping in the bo- sahdgf, Pancho! Yeah…” Blue says as he moves his eyes looking at the box, then back at you. “..We need to fill our energy once in a while sleeping, right? Heh…”
> [Suspicious ghost pony noises]
>”..We better let her sleep, you know!” She gives you a wide awkward smile
>Okay, what the fuck is this all about
“Are you fucking with me or what?”
>”..Not with you-“ Blue puts his hooves on his mouth as if he said something he didn’t meant to say. He looks concerned at you, and then he pulls off his hat and uses it as a fan to give him air, although he wasn’t sweating. “..I mean, watch your use of words, Anon! There are foals in here, you know?”
>You just woke up from a kind of nightmare involving a shadow pony in the world’s deepest hole and blackest; you don’t have time for ghost shenanigans
“I don’t care if you had sex with your sister or anything related with her, I just want to know where is she”
>”..I-I-I didn’t do /anything/ to her! She’s sleeping! I swear!”
“Then what’s up with the nervous attitude? You sound like the kind of guy who accidently did something wrong in the wrong place. I mean, I know she’s kinky and all, but come on, there are children here, Blue. Think about the children, Blue!”
>”..I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING…!”
>Pancho shakes and from inside red dust starts to emerge, slowly coming after the shape of Red Candle
>”….What’s with the noise? Uh…” A very sleepy Red Candle says, using her left hoof to tenderly touch her eyes
>Her face… had something different on it
>Oh god… Blue… why you little bastard
>You both look at Red Candle; Blue tries to look away but can’t and starts doing different gestures in his face trying to not look very suspicious
>You were trying hard not to… be too obvious…
>”….What’s it? What is it? Did something happen and I didn’t know…?”

>>27637571

>Blue Candle started to giggle a little and you tried not to. It wasn’t that funny but fucking hell, Blue is trying to make you lost your shit with his tiny ghost giggles
>”….Blue, I /know/ you did something in my sleep… what did you do this time?” She starts to touch with both hooves her mane, neck and even where you guess is her butt, but nothing was different, not there at least. “….I don’t get it, I don’t feel like you did anything to me… what a shame…”
>You have to point her out or else Blue won’t stop laughing all this day
“Actually, Blue /did/ do something to you, Red.” You didn’t have a mirror so you point to her face. “If I had a mirror maybe I could… show you”
>Blue starts to burst out laughing and you were starting to giggle a little
>As you said, it wasn’t that funny, just a joke Blue did on Red, but nothing more. Red’s face was covered in marks with what appeared to be a black marker
>A fake pair of glasses around her eyes… A fake moustache… even he decided to play tic tac toe on her sister’s face
>Just something a kid would do to their sister. Well, a kid wouldn’t use a marker, a pen would do better
>Red Candle looks angry at her brother and with a ‘Hmmph!’ she levitates away, probably to find a mirror or something to look at the mischief Blue did on her
>Blue Candle rolls in the floor still laughing a bit
>After some seconds he finally stops laughing and removes some tears from his eyes with the help of his hoof
>”..Haha… oh… haven’t laughed like this in weeks…. So… Anon, now that Red’s gone… what happened…? I was really concerned about you for a moment, your presence didn’t felt at all yet it… did”
>Yeah, about that…

NIGHTY QUADS
>>27637777

“Well… I just remember the kids trying to get the candies, then everything went black and… I woke up in a totally different place. Which then I jumped in what appeared to be a black hole that was called ‘The Abyss’, which was… well, the name says all”
>”..The Abyss? Hmm…” Blue Candle closes his eyes and puts his hooves around his chest, trying to think for a moment
“You heard of that place?”
>”..Hmmm…” Blue Candle was really in deep thought about this. “..I…”
>He opens his eyes and looks at you, this only needs a dramatic soundtrack and it’ll be perfect scenario
>”..I have no idea”
“Uh…”
>God damn it
>”..Anything else you remember from your dream…?” Blue Candle levitates near Pancho, sitting on it as he listens to you
“Well, there was this pony… black and grey with a Spanish name…”
>”..Spanish name?”
“Yeeeeah, but he didn’t had the accent of a Mexican”
>Maybe there is a Donald Trump pony in this world and Mexican ponies try to hide their accent. Yet that would be silly, their names would be a big giveaway. This dude was called…
“Sombra”
>Pancho started to vibrate and Blue Candle yelps as he jumps from the sensation in his butt the box just gave to him
>”..Why it suddenly started to… vibrate?” Blue Candle starts to slowly massage his butt. “..It feel good- I mean, it didn’t feel good at all…”
>Gee, was that box really vibrating? Maybe you could use it as a dildo and establish your new order as king of Equestria with your toy that pierces against the skies… and pony butts
>Okay, back to serious looking Anon
“Why it suddenly started to do that? Was that for the name I said?”
>”..Probably. I’ve never hear that name before… maybe Pancho was alive all along and wants to tells us something, heh”
>Now that’s not silly, is dumb. Boxes can’t talk although you said so since the prologue
>What would happen if you say the name again?

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>>27637781

“…Sombra”
>Pancho starts to shake once again; you curiously look around it for any high list. Blue was just covering his butt with his hooves, like if Pancho was going to jump and attack him
>It had in the middle of Pancho’s face a shiny hue… but you couldn’t recognize the color. Maybe if you said his name again…
>An angry growl could been hear from away here
>Whoa nelly… was this for saying the name too?
>”….BLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE CAAAAAANDLEEEEEEEEE”
>Oh wait, that was Red Candle’s voice coming from above
>Suddenly Red Candle appears from the ceiling, going directly in the direction of his brother, tackling him to the floor. Her hooves quickly grab Blue’s neck in an attempt to strangle him, although it looked really weak as a grip. She looked angry at him, even lost her top hat for that jump attack. She was showing much anger towards her brother
>”….WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!? MY BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLUE! I’M THE PRANKSTER! NO YOU! AAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER USE YOUR TONGUE TO CLEAN THIS MESS! BLUE WHYYYYY! IT BETTER NOT BE PERMANENT!” She was crying out angry to her brother who was now on the floor trying to resist laughing, but was failing in doing so
>Good nobody can hear them, because if not, they could wake up anyone in this center
>You aren’t real sure but you think she’s humping a little against her brother
>Lewd ghost, she better suck you off

And that's my nighty update.
2k of update tho, tomorrow more!
Even MORE if I get a job interview successful

>>27637789
I like money

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>>27619518
>time freezes
>all the colors go negative

>>27640391
I've never seen a belly button on a pony until now.

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>>27640434
And you've obviously never seen Mostazathy art either.

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>>27640434
>"We actually have belly buttons under our fur"
>Warden answers Anon's question
"Really?"
>"Yup!"
>Anon puts his hand over the warden's belly
"Let me see!"
>He starts rubbing the belly of the warden as he tries to find the button belly
>"AHSDASHD ANON STO-O-O-O-OP! I-IT TICKLES!"
>Anon doesn't stop until he finds the button belly of the warden
>Unfortunally, he doesn't find it and the belly rubs continued for 5 minutes straight
>Warden was adicted to belly rubs since that day and can't sleep without them now

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Bully tiny horses alongside bugs.

>>27619518

Be 'The Antagonist'
>Be staring at your crystal balls with an expectant smile
>Both your crystal balls are showing the same images as before...
>Though there are subtle differences
>The bar of soap in the bathroom is pristine and unused
>The blankets and sheets on the bed look clean and unused under Anon...
>Whereas before they were bunched up at the foot of the bed
>Your expectant smile gives birth to a broad grin
>You've done it!
>YES!
>YOUR VICTORY IS AT HAND!
>Your mouth explodes with mad laughter
>This is it!
>The multiverse is about to experience the ultimate time o-
>...
>..
>.
>Why isn't time frozen?
>Time is still moving forward...
>That can't be right
>You carefully nudge the spatial ley-line crystal off your desk...
>It falls and clangs resoundingly off the floor, bouncing a few times before rolling to a stop under your bed
>No...
>No
>Wrong
>It isn't supposed to do that!
>It could only do that if time isn't frozen!
>That can't be!
>Your calculations were flawless!
>There must be some mistake in the multiverse, not your calculations!
>Your eyes dart to the crystal balls
>...
>..
>.
>That's it!
>If only you could have pulled this spell off when the Anons first appeared!
>By now, they've experienced too many different things!
>They are no longer the same person...
>Before, they were the same person in three different universes...
>But now...
>They are different versions of the same person
>Different
>It's no longer enough of a paradox for them to coexist in the same universe!
>NO
>WRONG
>BAD MULTIVERSE!
>[Angry mad scientist noises]
>NO
>No
>no...
>You take a deep breath
>There may have been a little...
>...speed bump in your plan...
>...but you can still turn this around
>It isn't over yet!
>Not until the lady with a good personality sings!
>If you can get them all into the same mindset...
>...Then they might be similar enough to trigger a paradox!
>Yes!
>YES!
>That's it!
>You're a geniou-
>You're interrupted by a knocking at your door

>>27641298


>The mail-slot flips open and a familiar pair of eyes peek through
>"Is everything alright sourpuss? The tenants were complaining that someone was screaming in here"
>Glaring at her, you move towards the door to block her view of the room
"I'm quite fine! Go away!"
>Brick House's eyes disappear as the mail slot closes
>"Alright... I noticed you weren't at breakfast, so I brought some up for you! I made it myself, I hope you enjoy! Just leave the dish out in the hall and I'll collect it later"
>You scowl at the door
"Begone from this place!"
>The mare giggles behind the door
>"Dr... Ass, you can be so.... /forceful/!"
>Your scowl deepens
"NOW!"
>A clattering of hooves behind the door almost drown out Brick House's hurried apology and farewell
>You sigh in relief
>She could be so distracting
>Even when she wasn't directly around...
>She may be an earth pony, but there must be some magic she's using to distract you from your vital work
>Maybe vile earth pony voodoo...?
>You shake your head
>Whatever it is, it doesn't matter
>She can't stop you!
>No one can!
>You focus back at your crystal balls and smile
>It's only a matter of time...
>Now then... How can you make them share the same thoughts?
>...
>..
>.
>YES
>PERFECT!
>Your triumphant laughter rings out again as you hurry to your desk
>You have plans to set in place and people to see
>It's only a matter of time before the ultimate time out!


Be Cookies n Cream
>Be protecting your Anon
>Because you'd accept any boo boo before letting harm come to him
>You can feel your hair standing on end and your tail is swishing
>The intruders in the bathroom are rattling the handle
>Your lungs stop working as the doorknob is slowly turned and the door is cracked open...
>...Five eyes and one eyepatch peer out around the edge of the doorway
>!
>So that's what your intruders are!
>A breezie, pink and blue...
>A pony of some kind, black and blue...
>A huma-!
>A HUMAN!

>>27641323

>LIKE ANON!
>WHAT?
>Anon wriggles under you
>"What's going on? Cookies, I can't see anything!"
>The intruders spot you and the breezie floats toward you threateningly
>She's wearing a very tiny inmate uniform?
>You've never seen her before
>"What. the. FUCK. are. you. doing. in. Anon's. room.?!"
>A level four cuss!
>You must protect Anon!
>He has delicate ears!
"Anon, don't listen! LALALALALALA!"
>You glare dangerously at the little inmate
"I'm here because I'm his personal guard, of course! I'll make sure you lose pudding privileges for this, I'll see to that personally! What's your name, inmate?"
>The breezie sticks her tongue out at you
>"Wouldn't. you. like. to. know.?"
>Your growling response is cut short by the other two intruders walking into the bedroom
>So the pony is a pegasus, and the human-
>Wait
>What
>WHAT
>WHAT?
>Your brain still can’t comprehend what’s going on
"Anon? What are you doing over there?"
>Anon wriggles under you again
>"What? I'm right here"
>The... doppelganger Anon tilts his head
>"I have a personal guard now? Neat... This is my room, why shouldn't I be over here?"
>You blink a few times just to make sure what you're seeing is real
>The pegasus trots forward and flaps onto the bed
>"What be that lump yer standing on?"
>Anon wriggles again
>"Cookies, I wanna see what's happening! If you don't get off me to let me up then I'll be forced to take drastic measures!"
>Better move
>Last time he took drastic measures, you laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose
>And you weren’t even drinking milk at the time
>Carefully keeping yourself between the intruders and Anon, you give him space to sit up
>Your Anon and the... other one... lock eyes
>The Breezie blinks in surprise, falling a few inches before remembering to stay afloat
>Meanwhile, the pegasus is swapping her eyepatch from one side to the other...
>Anon sighs, and swings his legs off the side of the bed to stand

>>27641331

"Careful Anon, they could be dangerous!"
>He shakes his head as he approaches the other Anon by the bathroom
>"You know I can take care of myself. Besides... It'd be nice if I could talk to another human again. Who'd want to trick us like this?"
>The other Anon tilts his head and smirks
>"Okay kids, very clever, but that's enough. You're upsetting your aunts"
>Anon stops and tilts his head
>"Kids?"
>The other Anon... the IMPOSTER ANON!... shakes his head and chuckles
>"Alright, first one to stop the joke gets an extra hug tonight before bed"
>He stares expectantly at you and your Anon
>Your Anon smiles
>"Listen... me? I don't know how you got here, but we're not some prank"
>The other Anon's smile melts
>"I know I felt the... transition... again... but I had hoped..."
>Your Anon puts his hand on the other one's shoulder
>"You have kids that got left behind?"
>The other Anon's face hardens
>"I'll find a way back to them, and the rest of my girls"
>Your Anon nods, squeezing the Other's shoulder
>"I'll do whatever I can to help. I remember losing my family once, same as you, and I don't know if I could handle it happening again"
>The Other Anon nods, gritting his teeth
>"Thanks. How are you so relaxed about this?"
>Your Anon smiles back at you
>That smile of his that could provide energy for the world for weeks if only it's power could be harnessed
>"I was lucky, I have my Cookies. As long as I have her, I'll be fine... Besides, I've been living in a magical pastel world filled with tiny talking horses. I'm used to weird. Who are these two with you?"
>The other Anon walks over to the bed and collapses down next to the pegasus, wrapping an arm around her
>Lewd
>You squash down a little pang of jealousy
>That isn't your Anon
>Your Anon is better
>The Other Anon smiles weakly as the breezie floats to a landing on his head
>"These are two of my girls. I... We formed a herd. This is Sandy Beaches the pirate pegasus, and this little bundle of fire is Vintl"

>>27641337

>Your Anon nods
>"Pleasure to meet you two. This beautiful mare is Cookies n Cream and I'm Anon-"
>The breezie blurts out, interrupting Anon
>"No. you're. not.! HE'S. Anon.!"
>The other Anon looks up without moving his head
>"He's Anon too"
>You smartly step to your Anon
"No! Mine's Anon one!"
>The pegasus flaps her wings and neighed
>"Nay! Our Anon is Anon one!"
>The two Anons simultaneously chuckle
>Two sets of chuckles from Anons...
>Never has the universe heard a sound so wondrous
>You and the other girls fall silent, eager to absorb every second of the beautiful sound
>The other Anon is the first to stop chuckling
>"How about this, he's Anon1 and I'm AnonA?"
>Your Anon nods his head appreciatively
>"Good thinking, me"
>AnonA nods back
>"Thanks, me"
>Both Anons chuckle again, and the world is diamonds
>Anon1 stops first this time
>"So... What's our plan?"
>AnonA shrugs
>"That depends. Are we in your world or mine?"
>Anon1 nods thoughtfully
>"That's a good question. We both felt the transition?"
>AnonA nods
"Then we should split up into two teams, figure out which... world... we're in and then meet back here just before lunchtime to compare notes"
>Both Anons turn to look at you
>Anon1 grins
>"Not a bad idea, Cookies n Cream"
>AnonA nods in agreement
>"Right, sounds like a plan. You've got good taste in women, me"
>You do your best to hide your blush
>It isn't very effective


Good afternoon all. Have a big healthy dose of green

>>27641347
Good thus far. I'm a little worried though. Stories with alternate realities and multiple Anons tend to disappear up their own butt

>>27641240
Flizzy's fucking dead.

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WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET MORE JUGGY

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>>27643169
Here, have this

Even with all this green the thread feels dead

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>>27645316
I miss Juggy
And anonmoose
And physics
Bluebird is dead case
At least Zew, Mythd and I are updating sometimes...

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>>27645568

Page10bump

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>>27646544

>>27643169
JUGGY'S FUCCKING DEAD

>>27641347


Be Vintl
>Be out on patrol
>”This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we should split into two groups…”
>You and Sandy nod sadly
“I. can’t. Believe. our. AnonA. didn’t. Want. to. Go. on. Patrol. With. US!.”
>Cookies sighs and shrugs
>”This IS the first time Anon1 and AnonA have had a chance to talk to another human. It makes sense that they’d want to spend some time together…”
>Sandy pouts
>”Why can’t they spend time together with us too?”
>Cookies tilts her head
>”I don’t know… maybe they’re doing human things together
>All three of you pause to contemplate the implications of what ‘human things’ could be
>Sandy breaks the silence first
>”I bet they’re doing something tough”
>Cookies nods as the group starts walking down the hall
>”Like roughhousing or wrestling”
>You smile hopefully
”In. mud.?”
>Cookies frowns
>”Wouldn’t they get dirty?”
>You nod with a hungry grin
“Ooooh. Yeah…. Very. dirty….I. wouldn’t. Mind. helping. AnonA. shower. off...”
>Sandy looks up at the ceiling thoughtfully
>"I don't think he’d wait for us. He'd probably just ask Anon1 to scrub... his... back..."
>The group pauses to contemplate the implications again
>After a few thought filled minutes, Cookies breaks into a canter to pull ahead and hide her blush
>”L-Let’s not dally! Better pull our weight and try to learn something before we meet up with them again!”

Be ‘The Antagonist’
>Be very tired
>You worked hard and called in every favor anyone owed you…
>But by lunchtime, you’ll have all three Anons right where you want them!
>Your plans are in motion
>Nothing can stop you now!

Be AnonA
>Be on patrol with Anon1
>”It’s pretty fucking nice to talk to a goddamn human again”
>Ever since the two of you were out of earshot, he’s been cussing like a sailor with a stubbed toe

>>27648563

“Not that I’m not agreeing, but why are you swearing so much?”
>Anon1 grins sheepishly
>”Sorry. It’s just nice to talk to someone who doesn’t flinch every cock fucking time I swear”
>You nod
“That’s fair”
>Anon1 tilts his head
>”Doesn’t that fucking shit get to you?”
>You shake your head
“I don’t really have to deal with it. You should hear Vintl when she’s cranky”
>Anon1 chuckles
>”Neat. I wish I could swear without upsetting Cookies at all”
>You tilt your head
“She doesn’t let you swear?”
>Anon1 shrugs
>”She just doesn’t like hearing it. I don’t like upsetting her, so I censor myself”
>As the two of you turn a corner, you spot a familiar face
>The Warden
>”ANON! THERE YOU ARE!”

Be Anon
>”ANON! THERE YOU ARE!”
>Your blood turns to ice as The Warden’s voice rings out
>She found you?!
>INCONCEIVABLE!
>”Hello Warden! How are you?”
>Was… was that YOUR voice….?
>”Anon! I can’t believe it! It’s so good… to… see… you…”
>...
>”...Both of you…”
>Both?
>What?
>It’ll be risky…
>But you just /need/ to see what the hell is going on
>You carefully open the broom closet door the tiniest fraction
>The angle is a little awkward, but…
>THERE!
>You see them!
>Humans!
>Two of them!
>...And both of them are you
>What
>The Warden dances gleefully up to the two Anons
>”How can this be? Why are there two of you, Anon? What have you been up to? Which of you is the real Anon?”
>One of the Anons grins awkwardly
>”Um… Humans reproduce by budding?”
>The Warden growls
>”That isn’t funny Anon!”
>The other one offers a friendly smile
>”Sorry Warden. Humans don’t reproduce by budding… You’re just hallucinating us”
>The Warden nods thoughtfully
>”That would make more sense… But why would I be hallucinating?
>The first Anon, you’ll call him ‘Anon1’, nods
>”Because you’re feeling guilty about losing me?”

>>27648571

>The Warden’s voice warbles as she fights back tears
>”T-That makes-s s-sense…”
>The other Anon, you’ll call him ’AnonA’, puts a hand on her shoulder
>”It’s okay, I forgive you”
>The Warden breaks down into tears
>”T-Thank you Anon! I’m so sorry! I never should have organized that game of hide-and-seek!”
>Ah
>So that’s it
>This is some ploy to get you out of hiding
>HA!
>That’ll never work!...
>...Although….
>You ARE curious about how she managed to recreate your image like this
>Hrm…
>Maybe it’ll be worth the risk to follow these two copies of you…
>Just to see how The Warden is pulling this off, that is
>You pull Brick-Sama and Mop-in-Bucket-chan close, careful to stay quiet
“Girls… I’m going to go check out these ‘Anons’. If I don’t make it… I love you both”
>Brick-sama remains silent, stoic in the face of fear, trusting that you’ll always come back to her and Mop-in-Bucket-chan
>Mop-in-Bucket-chan wheels herself closer to you
>”Please be safe, Anon! Don’t get caught!”
>You give them both a squeeze
“Don’t worry. I’ll be back! Trust me, I’m an Anon”
>Mop-in-Bucket-chan’s eyes sparkle lovingly
>”You’re so cool, Anon-senpai!”
>You smile, puffing up your chest proudly


Howdy folks. How's tuesday treating you?

>>27642233
Thanks. That's why I asked a couple people to read the green through its entirety before I started posting it. I don't want to fuck up royally again

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>>27648593
Found this uuuu

>>27648593
I don't mind the merging realities as long as you don't give up after 3 days of being back like theautistocrat.

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Explosive bump

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So I have to finish my thesis for this friday and i'm not even half way to finishing it
No updates until i'm done with this shit
If I don't come back, i'm fucking kill.

>>27648593
This is nice so far, thanks.

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Crime against fashion? Call the fashion ponice

>>27650815
>"Sir, are you aware that you're wearing a black jacket and a colored shirt?"
"Uh, yeah, I put them on-"
>"You're under arrest. Take off the- What material is this?"
"Uh, leather?"
>"EW! EWEWEWEWEW! Griffon fashion is super-duper illegal! Backup! We've got an icky skin wearer! Backup!"

>>27648758
10/10

>>27648775
Have it all finished already. It only has to be posted

>>27649503
We'll be cheering you on in while you're away

>>27650070
Of course! I'm glad you're enjoying

goodbye, prison thread

Bump against the cold

>>27655033
Did you forget to take off your name or do we have a new writefag?

Bed time bump I'm not responsible for the thread anymore

>>27648593

Be Sandy Beaches
>Be tired of patrolling
>Because it’s boring
>Really boring
“I’m bored.”
>Cookies nods
>”We can probably take a quick break here to review what we’ve learned”
>The patrol took the group to the prison’s garden
>The perfect place to take a break
>Vintl stamps a hoof
>”We. should. Keep. going!. Anons. Are. counting. On. us.!”
>You frown at her
“Easy for you to say, you get to ride us!”
>Vintl sighs and rolls her eyes
>”Fine…. Break. Time.”
>Yay!
>Time to find a spot to sit!
>You quickly glance around
>There!
>A bench!
>With a few flaps of your wings, you’re on the bench
>Cookies chuckles and Vintl grumbles as they both make their way toward you…
>Before they join you on the bench, something catches your eye
>The glint of water!
>You haven’t had the chance to get wet at all today!
>Your wings quickly close the distance to the….
>Bird bath
>...
>Horsefeathers!
>...
>It’s still water though…
>...And you don’t want to lose your sea-legs!
>You need those!
>For pirating reasons!
>While you’re racked with indecision, Cookies wanders over to you
>”What’s wrong? Is there something wrong with the birdbath?”
>Vintl hops over to Cookies’ head
>”Nah. she. Probably. Just. wants. To. take. A. dip.”
>Cookies tilts her head in confusion
>”....What?”
>Vintl shrugs
>”I. think. It’s. a. Pegasus. Thing.”
>Before you can make up your mind, a shoddily maintained white wagon quickly rumbles down the path
>Cookies’ face immediately brightens
>”Look! Free candy!”
>Your eyes dart to the cart, poring over every detail
>She’s right!
>A crayon sign in the window proudly proclaims ‘frei kandi’
>You narrow your eyes
>There is no way in tartarus…
>...That you’re letting the other two get more free candy than you!

Be Anon1
>Be sitting on ‘your’ bed
>Be waiting for the girl squad to return
>You’ve been waiting for too long

>>27656854

>Lunchtime is almost halfway over
>Something isn’t right…
>You don’t really know about the other two girls, but you know Cookies can handle herself
>She’s a tough girl…
>...by pony standards
>...
>Sweet tap dancing baby jesus, something has gone wrong!
>Your gaze sweeps over to AnonA
>As your eyes meet, you can see the same fears written across his face
>”I don’t like this. They should have been back here by now.
>You nod in agreement
“You’re right, I don’t like this”
>AnonA grimaces
>”I can’t lose them too… What could have happened to them?”
>You frown
“Cookies is good at making split-second decisions. She’d have figured out a way to at least send a message if it was at all possible”
>AnonA nods
>”Sandy couldn’t bear to disappoint her ‘captain’ or ‘first mate’ or whatever she’s calling me this week… And Vintl would have found a way to come back even if she had three hooves and her wings tied up”
>You nod
“Something has happened to our girls. Maybe whoever or whatever brought us here is responsible?”
>AnonA starts to walk toward the door
>”We should see if the Anon who lived here was close to anyone. They might be targeted next”
>You start to voice your agreement to the plan, but you’re interrupted by a loud gasp from outside the room followed by the fast paced patter of running feet
>...the fast paced patter of running feet
>running feet
>feet
>Could that have been the third Anon?
>AnonA hauls the door open and darts through
>”Wait! Stop right there! Don’t make me hurt you!”
>AnonA pauses outside the doorway and begins to make odd grunting noises
>You carefully approach him, leaving the room in the process
“...You okay buddy?”
>AnonA grunts and makes a face at you
>”I’m fine… but why isn’t this working?!”
>You tilt your head
“Why isn’t what working?”
>AnonA continues to look at you with a face that is normally only seen on the third hour of constipation

>>27656865

>”I can’t command them!”
>You nod slowly
“Yeah… not everyone here in ponyworld will stop just because you tell them to”
>AnonA shakes his head
>”I mean the elements!”
>You begin to back away slowly
“Right. Well then. If that isn’t working, then I guess we should probably chase the guy who was spying on us?”
>AnonA frowns
>”You’re right, let’s go!”
>You both take off after the fading sound of the unknown watcher making his getaway
>After a few seconds of running, AnonA turns his head to you
>”Back in my world, I’m the avatar of the elements. I’m not crazy. Vintl and Sandy will back me up on this”
>You nod carefully
>It’s never a good idea to question crazy people’s claims to power…
>...unless you have backup
“You mean like the Avatar show on TV?”
>”Not exactly…”
“WoW shamans?”
>”...Sure, let’s go with that”
“Neat”
>”Yup”
>The conversation is cut short as the two of you round a corner and spot the mystery man
>He’s another Anon!
>Another Anon who is currently hugging a brick while a small horse cries in front of him
>AnonA quickly makes his way to the distraught pony while you corner the new Anon
“The hell is going on here?”
>The new Anon glares at the pony
>”He tried to steal one of my waifus! I saw him rummaging through my house!”
>You look around
>The only thing this hallway is connected to is other hallways…
>...and a janitor’s closet
>You point at the closet
“You live here?”
>The new Anon nods
>”Yes! I’ve heard the two of you talk! You’re also me! But I’m the first me, so I’m AnonPrime!”
>Are you the only sane Anon in the multiverse?
>...Whatever
>It isn’t worth fighting about
“Where is your… ‘waifu’?”
>AnonPrime happily holds out the brick for inspection
>”I’d like you to meet Brick-sama! Brick-sama, this is Anon1”
>You stare at the brick
>It doesn’t move
>Because it’s a brick

>>27656870


>AnonPrime looks at you expectantly
“...Nice to meet you, Brick-sama?”
>You gingerly touch the corner of the brick, and a little dust comes off on your fingers
>”Aw, she likes you! That makes sense, you’re me! You should meet Mop-in-Bucket-chan! She’s more talkative. Moppy, dear, where are you?”
>AnonPrime bounds his way into the closet, slamming the door behind him
>...It would appear that the answer to your earlier question is ‘yes’
>A second later, the door explodes open as AnonPrime bursts out
>”She’s gone!”
>Three Anons
>Each with missing girls…
>...or cleaning implements, as the case may be
>AnonA waves you over
>”I think this guy might know something! He’s the one who was trying to steal your brick, right?”
>AnonPrime glares at AnonA
>”She has a name, you racist ass!”
>AnonPrime quickly lowers his head to look at the brick
>”Sorry for cussing, dear”
>You step over to the pony by AnonA
>The stallion glares defiantly at you, tears in his eyes and snot threatening to run over his lip
>”I’m not telling you anything! He’s a meany head and you look like him!”
>AnonA cracks his knuckles and the pony goes white with shock and fear
>”Oh… You’ll talk. You’ll talk because you haven’t yet begun to see how much of a meany head I am”
>You look over at AnonA in surprise
>He winks back at you
>....oh!
>You turn back to the stallion, holding an arm out in front of AnonA as AnonPrime peers over your shoulder
“Hey, I want to be your friend… But I’m also friends with AnonA here. AnonA and I have been friends for a very long time, but even I can’t keep him from being a bully forever. If you just tell us what we need to know, he’ll be a buddy and not a bully… to you. We’ll go somewhere else and he’ll take out his lack of hugs in early childhood on someone else”
>The stallion purses his lips and shakes his head
>You sigh and let your arm droop

>>27656881

>AnonA grins evilly and steps forward and looms over the quivering pony
>”You’re mine, meat”
>He made a point to show off his canines, not bad
>The stallion whimpers but doesn’t talk
>AnonA’s grin expands
>”Still not talking? Good…”
>He reaches forward and pushes his left hand against the stallion’s chest, holding him securely in place
>AnonA’s calcified grin creaks wider as he reaches forward with his right hand, finger extended…
>The stallion squirms but can’t escape as the digit approaches
>You raise your arm again at the last second and smile warmly at the pony
“Last chance before I let my friend do his thing. You sure you don’t want to talk?”
>The stallion screws his eyes shut and nods his head, lips pursed tighter than ever
>Your arm drops and AnonA resumes his inevitable approach
>Slowly, ever so slowly, AnonA’s finger gets nearer to the pony’s head until…
>...Like a butterfly’s kiss, he pokes at the tips of the soft hair growing from the pony’s ear
>Instantly, the pony reacts by swinging his head away from the probing finger…
>But AnonA doesn’t let up, and continues his tickly assault on the downy fur
>The stallion’s ear folds back as he tries desperately to avoid the digit
>To no avail
>AnonA is unstoppable in his delicate assault
>The stallion whimpers, the sound slowly building into a desperate plea for AnonA to stop
>You sigh sadly
“He’ll only stop when we know what we need to know”
>The stallion kicks and bucks but can’t get loose
>After a full minute of the torturous tickle, he shudders explosively
>”Stop, stop! Please stop! I’ll talk! This isn’t worth twelve bits an hour!”
>Ah
>A henchman…
>...er…
>Henchpony
>You and the other Anons smile

Howdy all. How's summer going for everyone?

>>27655418
Forgot name.

>>27658010
I remember you. Didn't you use to write for us?

>>27659184

I should really stop being a lazy arse and update some green

>>27660611
yes that would be nice.

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Took me some nights but I finished the thesis
Now if I hope for the teacher to not be a total dick, this will be the end and I will be finally free.
I'll see if I can write something tomorrow

>>27660611
Yes you should, but take your time, work's heavy sometimes and you don't need to overdue yourself

>>27662051
I'd give that pone all my money for a hug

>>27658232
No. I've never written anything. I'm just a namefag.

>>27662942
If you're not writing stop namefagging

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Hey guys and gals lol jk we all know there aren't any women here
Soz I haven't been posting, exams+other=plz kill me, but I'll post something before I go to bed tonight.

P.S., bump

>>27663810
Liar
How about Rat?

>>27663931
They just pretend, trust

Y am I still awake?
>>27594164
>Cotton breaks the comfortable silence and wicked dance moves
“I’ve got a friend of mine working on our… fertility question”
>”That’s good to hear”
>…
“So… if you haven’t done naughty things with Anon what have you done?”
>You can feel the heat rushing to your cheeks. Lucky the room was darkened
>How could she ask that?!
>What were you thinking? Of course she’d ask that, Soft Cotton was as bad as Gran
>”W-what? Cotton why would you ask something like that?”
>She looks at you innocently, or you think, once again the room is quite dark and it’s hard to see
“I’m just curious is all, I’ll tell you what I’ve done if you want. We are herd mares after all, who else can we talk to about these things?”
>Her reasoning was solid and a certain part of your mind enjoyed the taboo of talking about such lewd things
>”Well… Okay, but you first”
“If I do you’re not allowed to chicken out!”
>You nod in the darkness
>You’re unsure as to whether she saw you or not but she goes ahead anyway
“Well I suppose the first time we met, Anon boldly and unwaveringly rubbed my chest”
>”I know, I was there, he did for me too!”
“Oh yeah… Well when he was in time out Anon pulled me down and snuggled against me for the longest time”
>She leans in close to whisper
“And he rubbed my belly like it was noponies business, firm and thorough”
>She leans in closer
>Whatever she was about to say was clearly very lewd
>As if what she already said wasn’t! In fact, it had you quite flustered, and very embarrassed. >What would Soft Cotton be feeling?
“He even tried grooming my wings”
>*Meep*
>Yep, that was /LEWD!/
>It was times like these that your jealousy of pegasi was thrown into overdrive
>Soft Cotton’s breath had become heavy and slow
“I-I’ve never let anypony else touch my wings like that… Honestly I was surprised when it happened, if not a little frightened”
>She gulps and draws back

>>27664290
“So come on, how about you?”
>Oh dear. If Soft Cotton could do it, so could you!
>”On my first night in prison I was reading beside Anon when he started rubbing my tummy, /and/ flank”
“In the library? With other prisoners around?!”
>You nod
>“Platinum was sitting just opposite us”
“By Celestia’s grace I know Anon likes to push things, but that is bold”
>It still felt amazing though, the publicity of it just added a weird pleasure to the memory
“Go on Shear, that can’t be all”
>It wasn’t but… what you’d done was so embarrassing! How could you say what you’d done?
>”There was one other time, the night we formed our herd. When Anonymous found me in our room”
“You were pretty upset that night; I know you didn’t exactly want to form a herd. I though Anon must have done something special to console you”
>He did indeed
>”It was certainly a most caring embrace. I think ponies call it spooning”
“Ah, jealous! But I get the feeling you’re not telling me everything”
>”No. I got a little… overzealous, I was pretty emotional at the time”
“Overzealous? You didn’t try to… you know, did you?”
>”A little. But I think Anon knew I wasn’t ready, I’m glad he stopped me”
“I don’t know how that stallion can be so oblivious yet so attentive”
>You’re shocked
>”Wait, so you’re not bothered about what I did?”
“You didn’t say exactly what you did, but rest assured any reasonable mare would have done the same. It does also explain the smell last night”
>She really had to add that last part didn’t she?
>”Thank you so much Cotton, you really are a good friend”
>She could put your mind to ease
“Likewise”
>”I wonder if Silver Linings has done anything?”
“Are you kidding me? She and Anonymous turning up to your room after being gone all night? And I saw Silver with a Dream stone, so who knows what happened”

>>27664298
>What!? Silver was sharing Anon’s dreams! They could have done anything in there
>/Anything/
>Your mind quickly brings forth a few titillating fantasies about being alone with Anonymous in his dreams
>Soft Cotton must be doing the same. Her breath was still heavy and you could see the outline of her raised wings in the darkness
“I think we should stop talking about Anon”
>You’re flustered body couldn’t help but agree
>”I think you’re right, but I enjoyed being able to talk about these things”
>It felt… liberating, plus if anypony did overhear you couldn’t be sent to prison for indecent conversion because you were already in prison!
>The song you’d been listening to comes to an end and the room becomes fully illuminated
>The dancers begin shuffling from the stage
“Talk about good timing”
>Platinum Strike walks up the isle towards the both of you
“Hi girls, I thought I could hear you talking out in the seats. Watcha doing here?”
>”We just came to visit”
>Soft Cotton presents her the brownie
“Here, we got one for you”
>The lithe minotaur wolfs down the sweet rectangle, clearly savouring the flavour
“Thanks girls! And thanks for visiting. Whaddaya think of it so far?”
>Soft Cotton speaks first
“It was mesmerising! I had no idea anypony could move like that”
>”I think it’s beautiful! I wish you’d stick to just dancing”
>Platinum chuckles
“Thanks Soft Cotton, but Shear, I thought as a black suit you’d be more hardcore fighting cool! But we’re still buds”
>”I’m plenty hardcore, I bet Anon would say so”
“He just might”
>She gestures for the two of you to get up
“Come on I’ll show you what it’s like up on the stage”
>Yourself and Soft Cotton walk in close formation, keeping the earphones split between one another
>You trot up the stairs to the stage and move amongst the relaxing dancers who chose to remain on-stage

>>27664303
>Up on the stage you have a clear view of the seats, but if the lights were down you wouldn’t be able to see a thing with the spotlights shining from above
>Maybe not being able to see anypony helped them perform, you certainly wouldn’t enjoy seeing hundreds of eyes watching your every move
>”I don’t understand how you can do this with so many ponies watching you Platinum”
“You don’t like the attention?”
>”Not as much as you apparently”
>Platinum flashes you her trademark wicked grin
“Really? Because you certainly seem to need a lot of attention from a certain bipedal stallion”
>Soft Cotton laughs at your growing embarrassment, but soon Platinum turns to her
“And what are you laughing about? What happened to the Nurse who took my physical first day here? Miss “I-don’t-need-anypony”? I thought you said you were too independent for such things?”
>Soft Cotton’s laughter abruptly ends in a choked cough
“W-what!? You still remember that?”
>Platinum looks confused
“It only happened like a week ago”
>Cotton’s head falls in defeat and embarrassment
>She speaks in a quiet voice
“Oh yeah”
>”Were you always this evil Platinum?”
>That grins back on her muzzle
“I only play nice when The Wardens after me over the fight club, and lately Anonymous has been taking a lot of heat instead”
>Soft Cotton raises a hoof
“You know I’m Honey Cakes best friend right?”
“Yeah I know, and I’ve considered that, but I’m friends with Anonymous”
“So? I’m his /mare/, you couldn’t get him to go against me” Soft Cotton replied bemused
“I was thinking of quite the opposite. I know Anon, and it shouldn’t take much to get him to be overly affectionate towards you, preferably somewhere in public”
>Soft Cotton smiles
“Hah, that wouldn’t work against me because Anon already does that!”
>But Platinum didn’t flinch

>>27664310
“When I say “overly affectionate”, I mean to say I’ll get him to meticulously and tenderly preen your wings”
>The pegasus blanches
“Y-you wouldn’t dare do such a thing!”
“Only if you try to spoil my fun”
>Soft Cotton can only shake her head side to side
“Prisoners” She quietly says to herself
>”You are a diabolically evil minotaur Platinum”
“Maybe”
>Platinum takes a seat directly on the stage
>Soft Cotton and yourself follow her example
“So have you girls actually checked on Anonymous?”
>”We were just there earlier”
“And how is he?”
>”Well from what I saw he was happy and calm, so same as usual… Does Anon even have bad feelings?”
>The three of you contemplate the question
>You hadn’t seen Anon mad or sad before. He didn’t cry, like… ever. Even when his arm got cut
>Platinum provides the best answer you could think of
“I think he does, he can just somehow… internalise them, or ignore them”
>”That can be good for him can it?”
“He seems on the up and up, I wouldn’t worry about him, you know what he’s like”
>Soft Cotton and yourself nod in agreement; He was a weird one
“So Soft Cotton, how was Maple Glaze? I hope she’s feeling better; Honey Cakes was more than worried this morning”
>The two of you shudder at the mention of the tiny filly who’d thoroughly beaten you down, but Soft Cotton dutifully answers
>…


>be dickbutt
>Good night

>>27664318
Good night mang, good job.

I found Sandy's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dW2Xdp2HKc


Just need to alter the lyrics to make it a bit more safe for pone.

>>27665010
Alestorm?
Alestorm.

>>27591756
bump

>>27591756

Been so damn busy lately. I'm running the megasale that's going on for the car dealerships. Been working long hours. Haven't had much of a break really.

not to mention dealing with a small amount of depression, back troubles, and financial strain. It's been a hell of a month for me.

I'll try to write as soon as I can. I just have to get my shit together

>>27668081
Based.

>>27664318
>Be Soft Cotton several hours ago
>You’d just left with Honey Cakes to go treat Maple Glaze
>Honey was stressing out as much as was seemly for a parent but Maple Glaze wasn’t the first foal you’d ever treated and you knew in cases like these there really wasn’t anything to be worried about
>”Honey Cakes I can see your ears fidgeting. Trust me, Maple Glaze will be fine, thousands of foals catch colds every day and they’re fine, Maple isn’t any different”
>It stops her from twitching but the worry is still evident on her face
>It doesn’t take long before you and Honey Cakes must part ways
>”Go grab Maple Glaze and come to my office, I’ll have everything set up before you get there”
“Thank you again Soft Cotton”
>You split and hurry to your office
>Setting up shouldn’t take more than a few seconds
>All you’d need would be your stethoscope, a fluffy teddy, and a lollipop
>Correct to your first estimate it took no time at all, thankfully neither did Honey Cakes, arriving shortly after you’d sat down
>Bundled up at her side was little Maple Glaze, who’d occasionally let out a quiet cough
>From the sound of it she had a bit of phlegm built up, but it shouldn’t be an issue
“Where do you want her?”
>”Just set her down on the bed over there, next to the teddy”
>Honey cakes does as you instruct (one of the only ponies you know who actually listens to their doctor) and places Maple beside the stuffed bear
>She quickly cuddles up against the fluffy animal
>Honey cakes watches her tiny filly rest her head against the oversized bear
“I always wished I had a stuffed animal big enough to sleep on”
>You were about to agree with her until you realised you’d spent last night living that very wish beside Anon
”Shall we get started then?”
>“This won’t take long Honey”
>You pick up your stethoscope and approach Maple, who was half snoozing on the bear

>>27668793
>Pressing the cool instrument against Maple’s back has her twitch in shock but like a good little patient she stays still, choosing to cuddle the bear rather than run away
>That bear had saved you so much heartache in your career
>Listening to Maple’s little breaths and occasional coughs through the stethoscope it’s now more than obvious that there’s no real issue, like you’d thought the worst of it was just a build-up of mucus, and even then that didn’t really have to be treated
>But you know parents, and if you don’t give them some kind of magical cure-all at the end of an appointment they won’t stop worrying and that’s not good for them or the foal
>So you write down a prescription for a Terbutaline sulphate inhaler and pass it over to Honey Cakes
>”This will get rid of that mucus, she’ll be feeling better soon, trust me Honey Cakes, it isn’t that bad”
“Alright Soft Cotton, I can trust you”
>”While she’s here would you like me to give her a basic check-up?”
“If you wouldn’t mind”
>”Not at all”
>You proceed to take Maples temperature, test her basic reflexes, record her heart beat, take her weight and size
>You also check out her throat, tonsils and teeth, sinuses, ears and eyes
>Finally you briefly inspect her mane and coat for lice. Nopony wants lice
>As you do so you’re also sure to look out for any swollen lymph nodes
>But everything checks out
>”Congratulations Honey Cakes, aside from the cold Maple Glaze is a perfectly health foal”
>Honey Cakes leaves with a hug before rushing up to Canterlot to get the prescription filled
>Before she left she did manage to mention that you were now supposed to help with the researchers
>Apparently the University had expanded its scope of research to include some medical analysis, so you’d been called upon to provide what information you’d gathered so far
>Plus your old friend Witlick had come down; the two of you had gone to medical school together

>>27668801
>A short while later you find yourself in the tri-domed space the researchers had allocated themselves
>As it turned out helping the researchers wasn’t too hard, they just needed assistance setting up some equipment
>You also brought over your file on Anonymous which everypony read through very thoroughly
>Often they would quiz you on a few of the things you’d left out of the report
>None of which you could answer, they were left out of the report for a reason!
>Of course it didn’t take long before everything was ready to go and all you were waiting on was Honey Cakes to return from Canterlot
>Once she did you both went back to her office to administer the inhalant. Honey Cakes left to go find Anon and you remained behind, watching Maple Glaze to make sure she didn’t have a reaction to the medication
>Her coughing died down and her breathing lost its slight rasp
>Much to your annoyance there was a slight side effect
>Her little horn lights up and starts floating things around the room
>Oh great! For whatever reason it’s induced her magic!
>Her horn sputters out and the floating objects fall to the ground. That could only just be the beginning
>”You certainly are a fast developer aren’t you”
>Bundling Maple back into her blanket you make out for the research domes, eager to get her back to Honey. You were a good Nurse, but when it came to a baby unicorn and magic, only another unicorn could help
>At the dome you find Anon and Honey Cakes
>By the look of things they were about to start their study
>This would be interesting
>…

>Be Soft Cotton hours later
>You’d just finished telling Platinum and Shear about treating Maple Glaze
>”So yeah, aside from developing her magic a bit early, she’s just a happy little filly”
>Platinum sighs in relief
>Maple Glaze was a favourite around the prison and a lot of inmates genuinely cared about her wellbeing, it was nice

>>27668814
“Come on girls, I’ll show you some of the things we have back stage”
>Platinum leads you and Shear into the darkened space behind the curtains
>It’s a mess of ropes, lights and catwalks. Ponies with clipboards and ear pieces walk around, setting things up for tonight
>So many of them were familiar, previous patients you couldn’t quite put a name to
>Platinum had begun showing the two of you the costumes for their ballet when a message over the room’s speaker system draws all the dancers back to practice
>With Platinum busy once again Shear and yourself trot from the theatre
>Back into the library proper you pluck the earphone out with a wing and pass it back to Shear
>That “eye-phone” Anon had given her was the most extraordinary music box you’d ever seen or heard
>“Thank you for that Shear”
>She looks at you cheerfully
”No problem. I don’t think Anon meant for just me to have his eye-phone anyway, it’s for all of us”
>Shear was so nice
>Not to complement yourself but Anon has good taste in mares
>”Thanks Shear”
>You take to the air and hover alongside her
>You should have made friends with prisoners a long time ago, they weren’t bad ponies at all
>Well, a few of them were, but they’d be the exception
>A quick flight/trot later places the two of you at the cafeteria
>You make out Honey Cakes with a few other administrative staff members and give her a wave
>She waves back, but then gets up and leaves the hall
>Important business no doubt
>Blaze was sitting at your table with a mountain of jewels in front of him
>He was a peculiar dragon
>The biggest air head you’d ever met, but he was also a book hoarding dragon, so he was defiantly more educated than most ponies
>But Anon liked him, and aside from those creepy red eyes, so did you
>Shear and yourself sit down, strategically positioning a seat between each other for a massive cuddly human
>”So Blaze”
>The dragon doesn’t look at you, staring into space

>>27668830
>”Uh… Shear?”
>The mare shrugs
“Don’t look at me, Anon normally just keeps talking to him and he responds”
>In that case you may as well plow onwards
>You clear your throat
>”*Egh-erm* So, Blaze, how was your morning? Do anything?”
>For the longest time he doesn’t respond, but slowly his maw opens, showing off teeth harder than diamonds

>Be Blaze
>Be swimming through the quantum soup of the universe for hours now
>Be aware of eternity
>Be 60% omnipotent at this exact moment
>Be minutes away from ascending to a being of infinite power
>Be distracted by speaking pony
>Space and time come rushing back
>You find yourself in the cafeteria
>Anon’s mares Soft Cotton and Krystal Shear were opposite you
“So, Blaze, how was your morning? Do anything?”

>Be Soft Cotton
>Blaze’s mouth closes and he smacks his lips
“Nah….Not much”
>He’s to the point isn’t he?
>”Sounds relaxing”
>He nods
“Anonymous and The Warden are about to walk in… I wonder how his research went.”
>”How could you possibly know tha-“
>The sound of the doors opening grabs your attention
>Into the cafeteria walks Honey Cakes and Anonymous
>You turn back to look questioningly at Blaze, but he’s staring back into the nothingness
>”…I wonder how it did go?”
>…

>>27668844
>Be Anonymous again
>Shear was finally coming to the end of her recollection of the morning
>She’d been rather detailed
“And so then you walked through the door, so Blaze was right, and now we’re up to now again!”
>She wiggles happily and smiles widely at you with the completion of her story, eager for your approval
>A light pat on the head and some positive reinforcement should do
>”That sounds like quite the morning, made all the better by your fantastic storytelling”
>You pat and rub her head and she gives out a relieved sigh
>Nailed it
>”And it sounds like you had your hooves full this morning Soft Cotton”
“Hooves and wings”
>”Poor pony”
>You all continue to eat
“So Anon, when do you have to be back for the researchers?” Asked Shear
>”Well I suppose right after lunch, but I kinda promised to go to the gym”
“Knowing you you’ll figure something out”
>”haha, yeah…”
>Well it was now or never to ask what you'd like to know
>”So girls, and guy, hypothetical question, what if a friend of mine was stuck in a room with a bee and they squished it? You know, just curious is all”


And that's it 4 nowz

>>27668793
Holy shit you do cute painfully well.

>>27668874
Hippy dragon for Jesus 2016!

>>27668874
Oh shit this is gonna end weird aint it?

>>27669253
I do love inflicting pain on others
>>27669365
He's got my vote
>>27669377
Hopefully not, weirdness is just cliche

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>>27668844
>when you are so high you ascend to a higher plane of existence

>>27659184

>>27669722
This is good and all but when do we get the marepussy? Cuz ten it'll be great!

Do we have any lurkers here who've never posted?

p.10 bump

>>27668874
Is this guy high when he writes?

Does anyone remember that story about Anon being with both the princesses and had three days before they sent him to Canterlot to live with them? (or maybe it was the days to decide wether or not to stay in the prison or go to Canterlot with them I can't remember)

>>27672410
I think your talking about a story in a different thread.

>>27672410
>>27672532
no i remember that one, it is here, i dont remember the name of who wrote it, but i remember anon pretending to be an elder god or something, having a guard for a bro and having discord try and make a deal with anon about some evil sphere or something, i enjoyed it and would like to see more of it, but i dont think we have seen the writer for some time, i think it was phyisicsanon?

>>27672591
Oh yeah I remember that story now, I think it was physicsanon but he hasn't updated or come by for some time now.

p.10 bump

>>27672641
RIP in peace PhysicsAnon. Your bimonthly updates were better than anyone else's.

>>27674220
Zew is pretty good, as well as the surviving writefags.

>>27674240
I'm good?

>>27674533
Of course you are, are you surprised? Your one of the oldest writefags we have for the thread.

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>>27674588
Well sometimes I feel like I could do better
I've been improving ever since Mythd helped me with edition, and now ideas come and go like thunder
Or maybe I just want feedback

>>27674966
I may be a mad man that can barely hold a coherent thought, but if I can provide feedback or assistance its no problem.

>>27672128
Is that an issue?

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Yall ever get that fart bubble that gets stuck between your cheeks? And you just feel it kinda moving around until you step a certain way, and it pops out? Yea, that's how work feels today.

>>27675326
I try to ignore those bubbles so I don't accidentally shit my pants.