Old thread
>>27552634
>>27667968
>filly
Double Twi Fun!
>>27667990
>retard
Twilight sparkle the time, and how to make it to you but we're old. the therapy and medication gets me through
>>27668698
That is exactly what I was thinking.
>>27667968
Twilight is a very ornery pony.
>>27668698
>>27668754
Am I missing something here?
>>27668688
That was not nice
>>27669152
Shut up
>>27669176
ur mum a shut up
>>27669180
>people still use the "ur mum" meme
sure is summer here.
>>27669199
no one cares.
I want Twily to sit in my lap and pee.
>>27669306
Kill yourself
>>27667968
she just needs a loving back massage
>>27669338
stay mad loser.
>>27669382
And a heavy rutting.
>>27669397
>talks like a 12 year old
See you in 3 days.
I want to pet Twilight so I can Twilight her Twilight's.
>>27669411
>calls summer on some other fag
>posts nothing but shit-tier banter like a sped
Post purple or fuck off, loser.
Would you eat her pancakes?
She's a messy cook, but she tries just for you.
>>27669429
>calling someone summer
>someone
>samefagging
Starlight is superior horse. Thread derailed.
>>27669497
no one cares, loser.
>>27669487
Sure, If she serves it between her legs
>>27669382
What about a face massage?
>>27669100
CHECKED
>>27669899
I want to massage her little hooves
>>27669899
Awwwh. I wanna do that when shes all mad because it would totally make her smile and giggle her cute little giggle, all the while still trying to be mad
Smuggest horse.
![1180293__solo_twilight+sparkle_questionable_screencap_princess+twilight_the+saddle+row+review_spoiler-colon-s06e09[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8CbKRP.png "1180293__solo_twilight+sparkle_questionable_screencap_princess+twilight_the+saddle+row+review_spoiler-colon-s06e09[1].png")
>>27671022
>>27668040
that picture makes me want to sniff their hair. Its probably so fragrant and soft.
Also I like dem feets
>>27668040
I want human Twilight to pet a pony version of me.
>>27671232
>tfw she's the cutest, smartest, best pony
>tfw she would hate my guts if she were real
>>27676398
>tfw she's the cutest, smartest, best pony
>tfw she'd probably become friends with me pretty quickly
>>27667968
My little Waifu
>>27668040
gtfo with shitty weeaboo stuff.
>>27676398
What could you have possibly done that would make her hate you?
>>27679122
I'm practically Fluttershy's brother, only worse.
>>27679243
Does Twilight decide people's merits by how productive they are?
I doubt you're really as bad as Zephyr was. You know you have a problem. You aren't being unkind to the people supporting you, are you?
>>27679255
It's costing them time and money to keep me around, even though I have no future prospects as a brainless aspie. So yes, I am just leeching off of them. Knowingly.
>>27679262
And you want to do better, yes?
>>27679267
I actually just want to die.
>>27679271
You aren't this way through malice. It's not how you want to be. True, you haven't gone out into the world and jumped on the first opportunity to better yourself- but that is not what invites hate, especially from someone like Twilight. You don't mean harm to others, that much is clear, and what little harm you're doing, you regret. That already puts you ahead of Zephyr, and Twilight didn't hate him. You're closer to Moondancer, really.
You are the sort of person Twilight would want to help. Perhaps you need someone like her- someone to help you begin going out and finding a better way to live. Unfortunately, our world doesn't have magical maps guiding people like her to wherever they're needed. I would advise you instead to do what you can. Is there work around the house you could help with, something simple that would lighten the workload on those who care for you? Begin with that. Eventually you'll find it gets easier. Once you're used to a simple task, try a slightly harder one. And then another. I believe one day you'll find that you are ready to face the world.
In the meantime, you have us. You have MLP and other such things to keep life bearable. It's not so bad as it seems. Death is boring. It removes possibilities. Try living instead, in whatever ways bring happiness.I'm in a situation almost identical to yours. Let's both of us get past it.
>>27679262
Fluttershy's brother is a subpony not because he's a NEET, but because he is a very harmful and obnoxious parasite.
Sure, NEETs are generally parasites, but assuming you cost your parents only food, water and electricity, and that you help around the house, that's not that much parasiting. The only thing you inflict on them is your presence, so they can fuck on your bed, and probably shame that their son is a NEET. Some parents are in fact glad their children stay with them though, and maybe that's your case. Maybe you also give them some company, and you're have the potential to be as cheap as a guard dog while fulfilling more function.
Reall, you're problem is that you're seeing yourself as a human being. See yourself as a pet and it all becomes quite reasonable.
>>27679262
It's ok senpai. If Twilight were real, I'm sure she would try to fix you.
![ss__2013_11_03_at_12_37__1__anon_twi_hug_by_rainbro_doshie-d6sxc0e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oNVWuBT.png "ss__2013_11_03_at_12_37__1__anon_twi_hug_by_rainbro_doshie-d6sxc0e[1].png")
>>27680364
>>27684343
The things I would do to that mare in a tub...
>tfw no Twily to snuggle to sleep
>>27684360
Shampoo her hair and get her coat all nice and soapy?
![721507__solo_twilight+sparkle_solo+female_blushing_suggestive_smiling_princess+twilight_open+mouth_floppy+ears_drool[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tAKx7sI.png "721507__solo_twilight+sparkle_solo+female_blushing_suggestive_smiling_princess+twilight_open+mouth_floppy+ears_drool[1].png")
>>27685078
Yes, whilewhispering sweet things into her ears.andtelling her how much I love her
>>27685437
I bet she's the kinda dirty mare that wound go weak in the knees, squelch and spurt mare juice on the floor if someone did that to her
>>27685437
>>27685496
samefag
>>27685533
>faggot in denial about his waifu's degenerate fetishes
Twi is my little angel
>>27686666
>>27686666
Quads confirm
>>27679621
And fail.
>>27685437
The obligatory
>why live
Imagine how soft her coat is.
>>27669422
I want to Twily the Twily until there's no Twily left to Twily against me
>>27685496
>Anon thinks the pungent liquid that on certain occasions comes out of a pony's mouth, and sometimes contains chunks, is called "mare juice".
>>27688576
>tfw Twily will never puke in your mouth, feeding you like a baby bird
>>27688208
She's soft and silky like a baby filly, since she spent (and still spends) most of her life indoors
>>27685437
Oh gosh, this was triggering me so bad. Thank you based janitor for making this thread safer. I feel comfortable knowing you're watching over us and aren't afraid to eliminate any offensive content.
>>27689170
you don't have to be mad, bro. just post more falseflag shit like you always do
>>27689217
there are more of me? cool
>>27689217
It's tumblrtard satire, not false-flagging. Lurk more, fag.
>>27689242
calm down, son, i was talking about the post you replied to
>>27689311
There are just two teeny little problems with this explanation, father. A, how is that false flagging, and b, how is that 'shit I always do' when I rarely post in this thread. Or did you mean to reply to someone else? Or maybe you're a bit cuckoo in the old brainoo there, old chap.
>>27689560
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doopa da dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
>>27689746
>>27688321
I want to Twily the Twily until Twily gets tired of Twily and Twily wants to Twily Twily.
>>27693123
>>27692466
Why is she wearing a scarf? It's the middle of June.
>>27693166
Why are her front legs bending backwards?
>>27693379
Gee, I don't know
>>27693166
Southern hemisphere.
pretti horsi
![1182765__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_animated_behaving+like+a+dog_scratching_ear+scratch_artist-colon-megamanhxh_malfunction_satisfying[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/aQHZ1v6.gif "1182765__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_animated_behaving+like+a+dog_scratching_ear+scratch_artist-colon-megamanhxh_malfunction_satisfying[1].gif")
>>27695894
Pretty itchy horsie
>>27696107
I want to scratch her ears until she collapses from the pleasure.
>>27696107
>you will never scratch her behind the ears
>>27699468
I'd fuck her and lick her face while she wears that suit
>>27699999
witnessed
>>27699999
>twilight
W A S T E D
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>>27699999
I AM FULLY ERECT.
>>27700024
Nothing is wasted on GETs.
![873848__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_castle+sweet+castle_spoiler-colon-s05e03_punklight+sparkle_artist-colon-baekgup[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XsT63Rt.png "873848__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_castle+sweet+castle_spoiler-colon-s05e03_punklight+sparkle_artist-colon-baekgup[1].png")
