Original prompt (and previous thread) here.
>>27341643
We're expecting a story based on it to be posted here soon, so might as well keep the thread relevant.
Short version of prompt: Rarity asks you to reveal all of your deepest darkest sexual desires about her. Fetishes, kinks, etc. Can be literally anything; go wild.
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>>27465347
Sofa!
ebin
futa, and with a sword on that dick
Did somebody say Rarity?
>you sent a love letter to your crush, telling her to meet you by the statue in front of the school
>you spent a long time writing it, and you're sure she'll love it
>you're waiting, when you see her
>she's ecstatic, a huge smile on her face, your letter clutched to her chest
>with tears of joy barely held back, she tells you that yes, she would love to go out with you, that she was waiting for this moment for the longest time now
>but there's just one thing
>this isn't the girl the letter was meant for
What do?
>>27466317
Date the girl excited to be around me. because I was sure I got the right locker, the only way she got it is if she was given it. If my real crush doesn't want me I'll be happy with someone else.
>>27465378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlzaKrG4ljw
Let's get groovy.
>>27466317
>You did it, you finally did it.
>You manned up and decided to not confront her face to face But instead cram a note confessing your love in her locker
>Man enough at least
>You finally told Rarity how you really feel about her, how many feelings you've kept hidden for so long
>The end of the note mentioned meeting you at the statue out in front of the school if she likes you back
>So here it comes, the moment of truth.
>Approaching the front of the building you look to see if Rarity is standing out in front of the statue
>Only a girl with blonde hair with a huge smile on her face
>wonderwhy.jpg
>Not important
>You look around to see if Rarity is maybe approaching the statue
>No sight
>Maybe if I just stand nearby she'll approach me?
>It's worth a shot.
>Suddenly all you see is a flash of blonde hair and next thing you know there's a girl clenching onto you
>"ANON OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE YOU TOO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?"
>You turn around and see a gray hand clenching a piece of paper in her fist
Cont?
First time ever trying writefagging. If it's bad I won't continue and just continue to lurk
However if you want moar I'll continue and actually do the story to the best of my abilities
>>27466502
Please keep going.
>>27466502
Yes... i need this.
>>27466502
Will there be happy end for this?
>>27466611
>>27466566
>>27466562
>>27466562
Shit didn't realize too many people would respond so quickly.
Also,
Yes there will be a happy ending ( Too much depression in my life, gotta look up somehow)
Alright I'll get to it effectively after I name myself tripcode up and stuff.
Do you want me to go back in time a little before this, or continue right where I left off?
Also there probably won't be lewd because I'm a first time writer and I'd probably sound like a 10 year old writing sonic and amy sexing.
Hi. I'm an oldfag from AiE that made them a program recently to sort text blocks into post sized chunks.
I figured I might as well distribute it in more threads as an excuse to post more Lyra.
Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bcms2ukupqd3gj7/4Matter.7z?dl=0
Source Code: http://pastebin.com/VtRKwwwk
>>27466502
Alright give me a minute to start pouring out some green. I'll appreciate suggestions/help on the way
>>27466502
You've got me hooked.
I'm not angry in the least, it's Rarity's loss. Not to mention Derpy's got a heart of gold to go with her eyes and hair.
>>27466644
Go back in time. More context and story is always nice.
You can namefagbut don't you fuckingsecuretrip unless you're being impersonated, please god.
You can imply that they do it, don't need sex to have a good romance story.
>>27466092
I did promise to make a Tender Rarara Smut about a week ago, I'll do it. Eventually
>>27466670
>That pic
Thanks for doing this Anon.
>>27466644
Continue from where you left off. I wanna se Anon's reaction. I wonder if he is going to go along with it to spare her feelings.
Also, checking those numbers out.
>>27466502
>At this moment, Anon knew that he fucked up
>He quickly looked up his assailant
>Golden walleyes and the biggest happiest smile you’ve ever seen
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>You gave the letter to the wrong girl
>What do you do?
>It’s not like she’s that bad, just a little clumsy and always seems a little too ecstatic at times
>You haven’t exactly been crushing on her, but she is kinda cute
>And her upbeat happy personality could be enough to lure you from your depression
>But you’ve been crushing on Rarity for a long time now, and you thought you were making progress
>She held a conversation with you yesterday!
>Sure it was only about her and none about you, but hey! She still talked to you!
>Shit Derpy is still here in reality, staring.
>Her smile is slowly disappearing
>Tears begin to well up in her eyes
>”It’s okay if that letter wasn’t meant for me Anon… I should’ve known that it was too good to be true that someone like you would feel so strongly for someone like me”
>She Bows her head
>Fuck you can’t take it anymore, you can’t let her be like this, maybe it won’t be so bad?
“No, no, Derpy! It isn’t that! You just caught me off guard! Everything in that letter was meant specifically for you.”
>It really wasn’t though
>That smile comes back
>”REALLY? You really mean it?”
“Uhh yeah” You say, scratching the back of your head
>UNFF
>She’s squeezing you tight, really tight
>Hesitantly you hug back
Also warning ahead of time, I'm also an /o/tist and an instrumentalist. So I'll probably be inserting snippets of that into this story like my car/band life, if you don't mind too much.
I'm writing a story where Anon is the Mask. Without me spoiling anything else, who do you want me to pair him up with?
My preferences: Sunset (best) or Fluttershy (second), both fit with the "outcast" Anon of the story.
My won't-dos: Dash or AJ, they wouldn't fit with the plot.
>>27466920
It isn't Rarity but you get a cute bubbly personality and bubble butt. I would say it's a fair trade.
>>27466920
>/o/tist
Nice, can we have a pic?
>>27466990
Flutterbooty
>>27466990
Scilight. she wants to do experiments on the mask
>>27466920
>”Sooo… Anon, since tomorrow is Saturday, and we like each other and stuff, do you think we could go on a date?”
>You look at her again, trying to think of a way out of this
>One of her eyes is staring at you endearingly
>ONE
>The other is kind of wobbling off track like…
>You’re not Applejack, and you can’t really think of a simile
>Regardless it’s a fucking lazy eye
>….
>Well.. actually it’s kinda cute now that you think about it, It’s really kind of unique
>Then you realized how much time you let slip by just thinking about this
>Respond to her already you idiot, enough internal monologuing just say yes, it may be fun!
>Can’t argue with yourself on that one, you haven’t been out in months
>Only activities consisting buying and installing parts on Lexi
“Of course Derpy! I’ll pick you up at 11 or so we can have lunch.”
>Really? YAY!!”
>Again her arms wrap tightly around you, leaving you almost gasping for air
>This time you hug her back, only feeling more comfortable
>You could get use to this you think to yourself
>”Oh yeah, also Anon, I kinda missed the bus waiting for you here, can you drive me home?”
“Uhhh… Sure, I guess Derpy where do you live?”
>She waited here on YOU, guess you gotta take her home, even if it means straining what gas money you do have
>”I live on Apple Bottom lane”
>Shit that’s on the opposite side of town where you over near the the Apple family farm
>Oh well, you dug your own hole here Anon, might as well work your way out
“Alright Derps walk with me to my car then, I’ll get ya home in no time”
>You let her walk in front of you, and you suddenly realize how fitting the street name is
>Thatass.png
>Gotta stay focused, where’d I park?
>Oh there, in the back cool
>With the beep from your remote you then hear to resounding beep’s in the distance returning your unlocking call
>>27467237
>Now trying to be cool you click another button on your remote, bringing the car to life as Derpy approaches your baby
>It’s a silver 2002 Lexus is300, pretty modest, but you still love the shit out of this bitch
>You’ve put a couple thousand in parts on it, mostly suspension and a valve body upgrade for faster shifting, and some engine internals to get it ready for a tarbo
>Derpy smiles at you as she enters the car
>She isn’t Rarity, but that smile can definitely brighten your day.
>>27467045
Pic related is car inserted into story which is my actual car.
>>27467249
If you guys like the story, I'll continue writing. I'll write a few more posts tonight as well.
I'll get a pastebin set up and all that jazz.
If the story is liked I'll continue it on for awhile, a few weeks, maybe a month (s)
I really like the idea of this story myself and have wanted to write some green for some time now.
>>27467275
Fuck yeah, haven't had a proper Derpy story in a while, continue good sir.
>>27467275
don't hurt her.
>>27467249
>Get into the car, stick the key in the ignition, pull the car into reverse, then exit school grounds
>It's kinda quiet so I guess I'll just turn the radio on for some tunes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MglnNvuU5mI (Starts right on 10 second mark)
>SHIT DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD THE CD IN
>You almost forgot that you listened to that edgy shit
"I'm so sorry, I forgot I had the radio cranked this morning!"
>Dumbfounded, Derpy looks back at you
>"It's okay Anon, it just made me jump is all"
"Yeah me too..."
"What do you want to listen to? Seriously, I didn't mean to scare you like that"
>"I'm actually more of a Pop Punk myself, you wouldn't happen to have Paramore would you?"
>Good lord, she has a listenable music taste
"Yeah sure, lemme find the album"
>Looking for the cd you think "at least she likes this, I bet Rarity just listens to whatever is on the pop station"
>Not that you really have anything against the musicians, heck you'd do it too if it made you that much money
>You just despise the music itself, it's kinda thoughtless you know?
"ahaha! here it is."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC4VQ0f7zZU
>She's smiling, and humming along
>Not that you really cared for Paramore, but you couldn't resist but hum along too.
>Fifteen minutes pass, the two of you hum along to the music, asking each other about yourselves and such
>you realize you're only a couple miles away from her house
>Let's catch her off guard
>She's into the music so she doesn't realize you just put it on the glorious M setting on your transmission
>You slow down to about 35
"Hold on tight" you say with a smirk
>You tap the paddle 3 times dropping it into 2nd gear
>"HuuhAAHHHHH?!"
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>You see the fear on her face melt into a smile
>Makes em wet every time
>You stop when you reach about 85 mph
>God these country roads are wonderful
>Slowing down you notice Applebottom Lane approaching quickly
>fuggit
(1/2)
It keeps thinking my second post is spam
>>27467605
That shit has been going on lately, don't know how to help ya.
>>27467565
>Yanking up the E-brake you slide glissfully onto her road
>Straightening the car, you settle down to the speed limit on this road
>Looking over at Derpy her face is a mixture of fear an excitement
>ANON! That was SOO scary! But I mean it was so fun! I'm just so terrified but at the same time that was so exciting!
>I guess hanging out with that Rainbow Dash means she must be some sort of adrenaline junkie or something
"Heh you thought so?" You say, smiling
>You just realize that she was holding onto your arm with all the force that she could muster
>Looking at her, you ask
"Hey derps, which one of these houses are yours?"
>"Oh yeah! Sorry I didn't tell you! I'm right on top of this hill, to the right."
>Usually, you'd think trailers are trashy, but hers is a nice double wide, with a nice deck and a garden wrapping around it
>:Thanks Anona! Your ride was SOO much funner than the bus!" She says with a gleaming smile
>That almost sounded lewd
"It was really no problem, Derps. I was the reason you missed the bus anyways. We still on for lunch tomorrow?"
>"Of course! I'll be ready at 11! Oh and here's my number"
>She hands you a piece of paper with digits written shakily onto it
"Okay! see you tomorrow then!"
>She gives you a peck on the cheek, then happily skips to the trailer
>Feeling your cheek, you check out the bubbly girl
>By bubbly you mean her personality and that butt
>damnson.jpg
>You almost completely forgot that letter you wrote was meant for Rarity
>You've almost completely forgotten about her in these past 30 minutes or so
>Derpy sure is something else
>Thinking back, did you nickname her earlier? How many times did you call her Derps?
>You turn in, and back out of the driveway. Side against doing a burnout or any other stupid maneuvers as her parents may be home.
>>27467454
>>27467286
Don't worry, she won't be hurt, physically or emotionally.
There will be some conflict with Anon because of his feelings for Rarity, however. I don't want to give too much away though.
Again, comments/help appreciated.
>>27467693
Pastebin is up
http://pastebin.com/frh7CSrV
>>27467693
interested in where this is going then. awaiting more.
>>27467683
>glissfully and Side at the end of the paragraph seems misspelled but otherwise enjoying it so far.
>>27467683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>The drive home isn't so bad it turns out.
>You know exactly where you're at.
>Deciding to cool down from the events the events that just happened
>Your adrenaline is still pumping from that hektik skid you pulled
>Your mind slips back to Rarity
>How you think she would have reacted if you pulled that stunt on her..
>Yeah she'd probably be pissed and hate you forever
>Then proceed to tell everyone at school about how your careless and blahblahblah
>But at the same time, she is hella beautiful
>And super generous
>But right now you got a cute bubbly blonde who is down for you, and seems to enjoy your driving
>I guess we should see how this date plays out shouldn't we?
>If it goes well, you could honestly see yourself with her for a long time
>Heck even for years, maybe even marriage?
>Wait it's way too early to be thinking about that now
>Isn't it?
>I guess it's a good thing that you could see that in your future already
>Your mind slipping between thoughts of Rarity and this Bubbly golden eyed beauty you just had in your passenger seat
>Before you know it, you're home
>Your good ol apartment across from UNCC
>The University of North Canterlot at Charlotte
>Your mom owned this place, but let you take the mortgage over when you committed to UNCC after getting accepted
>You spend a few hours doing homework, and practicing your trumpet
>Still having those conflicting thoughts between Derpy and Rarity
>You've liked/loved Rarity for years without her knowing
>That letter you wrote, you poured your heart out to her!
>But the girl that mistakenly got it, is pretty great too...
>It's 12 AM, you should probably be getting ready for bed soon, you got a date tomorrow
>getting ready for bed, you remember to add Derpy as a contact and text her
"It's Anon, can't wait to see you tomorrow!"
You set your alarm, and next thing you know, you're off to sleep.
Thats all for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow.
>>27466990
i'm always up for flutterstutter
>>27467683
>bubble butt
https://youtu.be/0q1wzwAMMPU
>>27467803
I'm liking this
>>27467803
I love this green so far. Please keep it up
>>27467803
Hektik is hectic, other than that misspelling pretty good this time.
Where's Pheno?
bump from 10
WHERE THE FUCKS MY FUCKING TRAIN
>>27467803
Please continue.
>>27471672
London Underground
Question for writing: How do you describe a fight with humans
Body parts go everywhere and everything is so fast.
Last time I wrote it was like Devil May Cry tier shit, so does anyone have examples of good fighting?
>>27473012
What are the humans fighting? Gonna need a bit more context here man, how are they fighting? What do you plan for the fight?
>>27473033
5v5 brawl, spur of the moment, no formal martial arts for all of them, guys vs girls, at an arcade
>>27473056
Ok then, actual fist brawl or video game brawl?
>>27473068
The type that hurts people in real life
>>27473098
Ok then, sense I assume this is just the goers in the arcade having a riot, non of them would be particularly fit. The girls would probably try to swarm if they know each other and can work together, same with the guys. Basically just look up any large brawl videos in a small confined space. Everyone swings till they drop, its hilarious. Just go to Youtube to get a video to watch.
>>27473144
Yeah, but my problem isn't know what goes on, it's how do I put that into words or a narrative and has anyone written anything with more than two people fighting with fists
>>27473196
Go over to tg and ask for bar brawl stories, they are bound to have something.
>>27473245
Alright, I might try it. I also have another question. I have read many different greentexts maybe 2, but i don't remember them ending. How do greentexts often end without it being incomplete never ever
>>27473361
*20
Hey guys I'm back, had a gig today. sorry
Probably just going to be a short update as I got work and a party tomorrow.
>>27470273
substituting the c out for k in hectic is kind of an /o/ thing.
Heh, sorry.
Damn am I still the only person posting fucking green in this thread right now?
I guess I'll claim this thread in the name of Derpy, now.
>>27473438
Everyone does collage shit so you are the main provider right now for green.
>>27473493
I mean I'm in college too. But I've already finished for the summer.
I need to start writing. Shit
>>27464403
~
>After Trixie makes it to school the next day, she has already repressed what she saw on the computer screen the night before.
>Whenever she gets close to seeing Twilight in the hallways or in the classrooms, she looks away. It’s moments like these when Trixie questions why she doesn’t stay away from computers more often. Given how much they tend to cloud her judgement with so much angst and envy.
>The teacher talking in class starts to become drowned out by Trixie’s imagination and short attention span. The girl scribbles tiny sketches onto the paper in her notebook instead of what she’s supposed to memorize.
>But that doesn’t mean that she’s not studying.
>Trixie still tries to think up a few clever things to say on the lines of the paper. She tries to put together rhymes to construct poems or possibly song lyrics. The girl thinks through her entire vocabulary as the whiteboard in the front of the classroom becomes crowded with more and more mathematical equations.
>But nothing the girl writes sounds like it’s deep enough in meaning.
>For some reason, Trixie jumps ahead of what she sees on the paper before her and imagines people reading her work. She imagines their reactions reflecting the feedback she had gotten in the past. The responses that insist to her that she did a… “great job”, but in the end, her work was really just mediocre to them.
>It isn’t hard to see the league in which Trixie’s work lies, at least through the girl’s overanalyzing eyes.
>But how she sees her writing is nowhere near as damaging as how she sees her drawings.
>The disgust only amplifies as Trixie can fill words of her own into the blank whenever she sees whatever it was she draws on paper. Mostly through how much, to put it lightly, different the physical result turns out to be in contrast to what Trixie imagined in her head.
>>27473804
>Once pencil hits paper, the fate of Trixie’s dream of becoming an artist mirrors the fate of the transition from imagination to marks of graphite on paper. Trixie watches that fate seal upon her over and over again until the end of class.
>Not a single note of the class’s subject has been taken.
>The paper itself is tossed straight into the hallway trash can by Trixie’s trembling hand. Of course, it takes a couple of throws to toss each ripped up piece one at a time.
>”Hey.” A voice startles Trixie as she walks away from the disposal of her failure.
>That voice couldn’t be anyone other than Twilight, and Trixie’s knuckles turn white and her cheeks turn red once more.
>Trixie almost starts off by making up an excuse not to talk as she goes along abruptly replying when Twilight continues.
>”Are you alright? You look a little tense.” Twilight wears a cheerful expression on her face that taunts Trixie as she turns to face the girl.
>The rest of the mane six standing behind Twilight examine Trixie’s nearly crouched stance, noticing how she had angrily chucked something into the trash can. Of they had seen it, then there’s no doubt that Twilight had as well.
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I'm starting to get a roll going with this, so expect more in a few hours.
>>27473549
>>27473493
>>27473438
Nah, I'm here. And I think a couple of others, too.
>>27466771That's a pretty neat meme.
Alright panty sniffers I'm back. I was expecting a day off yesterday, but ended up getting it today. Here's your content.
>>27407572
“You seem like you're in a really good mood, today.”
>”What? Did you expect me, Trixie, to have a really bad demeanor at all times? I gave you head for fucks sake, not try to cut your head off in your sleep.”
>You put your hands up in defense.
“Alright, alright. Sorry. Just assumed from what happened last night and the rage from this morning, cool it.”
>”It's alright, I suppose, so Trixie forgives you.”
>She closes the gap between the two of you and traces a hand down your chest and to your crotch. Making eye contact with you, she give your package a light squeeze. “How about round two?”
>Lightly pushing her off, you respond.
“How about no.”
>Before the defeated look on her face tugs at your heart, you cut to what you wanted to know about.
“Something just happened on the way home.”
>”Oh? Did you find a human to commit intercourse with and help in the growth of the Princess?”
“God, no. You wish I was a thot like that.”
>”Trixie apologizes for having high hopes.”
“Whatever, listen….I was attacked today by someone just as quick as you, if not, quicker.”
>The maid’s demeanor changes that. “Go on, I assume you've made the right choice and turned heel on a guardian angel.”
“No, it was a student...girl at that. Long story, short, I was attacked. Brutally, I might add, and I got out without a scratch.”
>”You expect me to believe that you let a human woman nearly defeat you?”
“It’s not that. When she went hit me with her weapon, I saw a pink film form between me and the sword and block the blow. In fact, it stopped it dead in its tracks and wouldn't let it go.”
>”Interesting…” the maid feels your chest again.
“I said no already.”
>”Take of your shirt.”
“What?”
>”I said, take off your shirt.” Trixie demands.
“Bitch, this isn't time to be playing aro-”
>>27473832
fuck yeah
>>27473842
>The maid draws her rapier from thin air and, in a blur, shreds your top. When the sword disintegrates from her hand, she holds up a mirror. “As I thought.”
>’When the fuck….’
>On your chest is a tribal like tattoo. You don't remember going out to get one, let alone being brave enough to deal with the needle. It oddly looks like a heart is chains.
>You grab your phone to Google the anime and you find out the battery is dead.
>’Fuck it, gotta roll with it, I guess.’
>”The royal crest look great on you, Contractor.” The maid runs her hand down your chest and traces your abs.
“Oi, hands off.”
>You smack her hand away.
“Gotta pay the toll. 20 for looking, 50 for touching.”
>”There's no such thing as these ‘tolls’ where I'm from.” Trixie's hand runs further down to your groin.
>’Good grief.’
>You grab her wrist and twist it, causing the maid to whimper in pain.
“Seriously. I'd like to, but the kid is awake and is watching. I get the whole crazy ass shit going on with you two, but no.”
>You pin her arm behind her back and bend her over the bed. Leaning over, you whisper:
“Now you have 10 seconds to explain this faggot ass shit on my chest or else.”
>”Or else what?” The maid challenges.
“You won't get any dick for the rest of the month.”
>”Wait, what?!”
>From the reaction, looks like you’ve found something to blackmail her with.
“Did I fucking stutter?”
>”Fine,” Trixie sighs, “when you fell back to sleep I may have completed the contracting process.”
>You cock an eyebrow.
>”I may have drawn a bit of blood from you and gave it to the Princess.”
>The narrowing of your eyes beat her down further.
“....a-and maybe a bit of your semen was in the mix….”
>That was a mean ass gag you held down. The whole ordeal is becoming a little hard to process and mentally prepare for.
“Still doesn’t explain the film that stopped attacks towards me.”
>>27473860
>”That’s is the Princess’ power. Remember? Heir to the title of Archangel of Love? You’ve been blessed with defensive magic. Consider yourself lucky,” the maid grunts underneath you.
>With a deep breath, you lean forward and nib on the maiden’s ear before saying “Thank you, I've heard enough,” and then finish her off with a slap on her firm ass.
“I’m gonna head out for a nice long walk, laters.”
>Trixie remains silently sprawled on your bed, a result of the teasing you've rewarded her with.
>’Man, what a pain.’
>You lightly scratch at the royal crest under your shirt. You wish that this was a prank or a really wild, realistic dream.
>At the moment, Flurry Heart sleeps rather peacefully on your shoulder.
>’Basically a goddess made a contract with me….and I have to have sexs if I want to be able to use more of whatever powers she’s got….’
>Taking a seat on a bench you came across, you sit and continue thinking the situation over. Though, it is short lived when you heard footsteps in the grass.
>’God damn.’
“Care to explain why is it that you're sneaking up on me for?”
>”We still haven't finished our dance, Anonymous.”
“Oh…?”
>You look over your shoulder and see Adagio, the girl who has challenge you earlier in the day.
“I thought I said I'll take a rain check.”
>”I thought I didn't agree with that.”
>’Touché’
>Your face mildly flushed red when you realise what it is that Adagio is wearing.
>It appears that she changed out into sleep wear. The kind that covers everything, but still bares it all.
>’Sweet navel exposure’
“Oi, where's your sword at?”
>”You broke it, remember asshole?”
>Oh yeah….
>Jumping up from the bench, you bring your arms up in defense.
“Hey, I didn't mean to, okay. You attacked me and I had no other cho-”
>The smirk on her face makes you stop.
>>27473880
>”It's alright, Anon,” She slaps her hand on your shoulder, “it's the dead of night and either of us are ready for anything. I hope you don't mind if I enjoy the silence with you.”
>Her smile takes a more sincere form, easing your concerns.
“Alright, I'm fine with that.”
>Sitting back down on the bench, you lean back into a more comfy position…..whereas Adagio sits down and then lays her head on your lap….
>’This is unexpected.’
>In silence, you take a chance at taking in her figure.
>Since she is dressed to sleep, Adagio had put her massive poof of hair into a pair of tight buns. This makes her figure seem slightly smaller.
>Her chest is almost reasonably flat, and since she's not wearing a bra, you guesstimate A cups.
>Moving down from there, you begin to see where her speed comes from. Though, already lean built in her upper body, her waist bells out rather wide into her well toned thighs. Run your view down to her calves, the muscles have cut into her figure. That explains the joggers she wore earlier, instead of the school issue skirt.
>Your views pans back up to the night sky and you resume relaxing.
>Mindlessly, your hand drops from the top of the bench and rests on Adagio's thigh.
>It is when she takes a deep breath and fidgety about on your lap that you take notice of what you did.
“Huh? OH SHIT! I'm sorry, I guess I got a little too comfortable….”
>Your hand shoots up off of Adagio and you blush a deep red.
>”I-It’s okay, I'm f-fine with it….Please go on….” she utters in a bashful way, “I will remember this moment when I defeat you tomorrow.”
>The image of a giraffe coming above the treeline enters your head.
>’Shit, time to go.’
>Before Adagio notices, you lightly shake her and notify her that you have to leave.
>She gets up and rubs her eye. “...gotta go Anonymous?”
>>27473831
Oh shit trixie's going to go full SJW nutjob and beat the shit out of Twilight isn't she?
>>27473904
>For some odd reason, you let this one slide. That was a little too cute to get pissed at. Must've been the puppy eyes and the fact that Adagio was falling asleep on you.
“....yeah.”
>Getting up, you start for home. A bit of snoring echoes in your ear as Flurry sleeps soundly on your shoulder.
>When you back home and into your room, you are met with a sight.
>Trixie is laying in your bed, asleep….but naked.
>She looks better than from when you see her normally. Actually, maid outfit made her look a little plumper.
>The only thing plump about her is her E cups, flowing down to slim belly and then belling out to a fair waist and ass.
>The one thing that catches your eye is the glistening moisture from her snatch.
>’Yare yare, she was waiting for me to get back for more fun.’
>You pluck the still sleeping Flurry Heart and plant her next to Trixie and grab some sheets from the hallway closet.
>’Looks like I'm in the dog house tonight.’
>”So how was your night, bruv?”
“Kinda eventful, it really sucks that this kid has to go wherever I go.”
>Norman stops, “What do you mean by that?”
>’Oh shit, I never really filled him in.’
“Well...it's a long story.”
>”....you lucky sonofabitch….”
“What? How am I so lucky now?”
>”You’ve got a hot maid at home! One that wants to fuck you on a daily!” Norman throws his hands in the air.
“It’s not like I actually *like* the idea of that.”
>You shoot a thumb at Flurry.
“Especially with the weird business with this kid.”
>”But you get *laaaaiiiid.* Understand? L. A. I. D. Laid.”
>Reaching over, you smack Norm across the face. For a second it seemed like his head did a 360 like an owl.
“Such an annoying pervert. Good thing you haven't met her, yet. You'd probably be dead by now.”
>”C’mon, Anon, ladies dig my charm,” Norman rubs his reddened cheek.
“And how often do you date?”
>>27473927
That's all she wrote for now. See y'all later when I have more content.
>>27473831
Write more FriENDship.
>>27467803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrvN7-kVlCI
>Well fuck, it's 9AM
>Wait, why exactly were you getting up so early on a Saturday?
>It's like something important happened yesterday, but you can't remember what
>Whatever, guess I should go back to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3OS7KR-gWc
>Suddenly you shoot up from bed
>Suddenly you remembered.
>You have a date with Derpy.
>shitshitshitshit
>showershowershower
>shaveshaveshave
>Now that the 3 s's are out of the way you check the clock
>10:36
>What? You were constipated pretty bad.
>You really need to consume more fiber
>Anyways
>Keyskeyskeyskeys
>Where the fuck are your keys?
>God damnit Anon, why don't you ever just put the fucking keys where you'll remember them
>Wait check your old pants you dunce
>AHA! and you're off
>If you remember correctly, if you take the correct back roads and you'll be at Derpy's in about 30 minutes
>Only about 10 minutes late, so that won't be too bad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNnnZ84UB8
>Suddenly you realize you need gas
>Okay, well here's a small gas station, looks really nice for the size it is though
>There's a pearl white Volkswagon beetle with some purple diamonds on the rear quarter panel next to you
>"Hello Anonymous, I don't normally see you around these parts of town what brings you here?"
>It's Rarity, of course it's fucking Rarity.
>The girl you've been in love with for years, that you were just thinking you were over
"Oh nothing much really, just getting gas. About to go on a date."
>"You Anonymous? On a date with someone? I never thought I'd see the day."
>She seems flustered, mad for some reason?
"Well. yeah.. I have a social life too. I talk to girls pretty often actually."
>You really don't
>Unless you count femanons on your image boards
>That probably aren't women at all
>"Well, before you go, would you mind checking my oil? I think it may be running low."
"Uh sure.."
>>27474320
>She bends over to hit the button unlocking her hood
>Almost like she's bending over so you can see up her skirt
>But you are a gentleman and dare not look
>Who the fuck are you kidding, if there were other people there, they definitely would have seen you staring up her skirt
>She then stands back up and opens the hood
>Trying to find the latch to open it she keeps fumbling around
>"Oh Darling, could you help me find this pesky hood hatch? I have such a hard time finding these things
>Surewhynot
>It was right in the fucking middle how could she fucking not...
>She cupped her hand underneath yours as you found it
>Suddenly you just spew pasta everywhere
"I uhh Rarity, uh.. now just push and lift"
>"As you wish, darling"
>Lifting the hood, you put the prop in it's place holding it up
>Finding the dipstick is easy
>You just take it out, wipe it off with your pants, and re insert it
>Checking again, her oil is perfectly fine, like it was changed yesterday or something.
>Putting the dipstick back in its place you say
"Yeah, it's perfectly fine, Rarity."
>Setting the hood back down you look at Rarity
>"Thanks Anon, you really are so smart when it comes to cars
>literalywut.jpg
>You just checked her fucking oil.
>It's not that hard
"You're welcome, I guess... I really should get going."
>You run back to your car, pull the gas nozzle out and put it back in its place
>Stepping back in your car you crank it up and wave goodbye to Rarity
>Which she responds with a smile, a wave and did she blow you a kiss?
>It's 10:55
>Fuck, you're still like 20 minutes away
>Driving, you think about what just happened with Rarity
>>27474328
I see what you did there, I like it.
>>27474328
>The way she was acting, was she flirting? Does she like me? There's no way she should have been worried about the state of her oil, it seems like it was changed no longer than a week ago, it wasn't dark or anything. Seemed like it was synthetic too, the good stuff.
>If you had given her the note instead of Derpy how would she have reacted?
>Does she like you back? Or does she always just act flirty with everyone?
>Not from what you remember
>You don't think you ever remember her acting flirty with you at all
>Whatever, you have a date with Derpy now, non. Get your mind off of Rarity
>Then you remember the upskirt shot she gave you
>White panties with purple polka dots
>and that ass was nice
>unff
>Next thing you know your at Applebottom ln approaching Derpy's
>Only 8 minutes late
>Heh, guess I wasn't going the speed limit
>When you arrive you see an almost sad looking Derpy brighten up and kind of half run/walk to your car
"That smile could brighten up a room even on the darkest day" you think to yourself
>"Awwh thanks Anon!"
>Oh she heard that. must have thought out loud
>She leans over and gives you a kiss on the cheek
>Her lips are so soft and warm it brightened your entire face
>Oh wait you're just blushing
>She's wearing an oversized sweater that doesn't cover her shoulders, skinny jeans, and some custom looking converse
>(pic related)
>She really does look amazing, and even though she has a lazy eye it's actually kind of really cute somehow
>Hell, she's beautiful
>In this moment you completely forget about Rarity
"Well you ready? I already got a great place in mind so buckle in and lets go!"
>>27474394
That's all for now. I may write the actual date here tonight if I can't sleep or it'll be tomorrow/saturday
>>27474374
Believe or not a similar situation happened to me at a gas station. It was far more uncomfortable then you'd imagine.
>>27466502
You got this, man
>>27474410
Updated the pastebin
Help me think of a better name?
>>27474971
Forgot to link. I'm so fucking new to this
http://pastebin.com/frh7CSrV
>>27475028
good name at the moment, I don't think it needs a new one.
Page 9? *boop*
Nine bump
>>27478602
Think about all of the other writefags who left and still haven't come back.
Think about those who had left far before Waid even arrived and still haven't come back.
How realistic do you think the thing you want is? This is a serious question.
>>27478788
Pretty slim to none, I know. But you know the saying, hope dies last.
>>27478602
At least you have good taste in pics.
That's mighty comfy, and saved.
>>27478998
Here's another one from the same artist.
>no hooves is welcome and encouraged here
There you go.
>>27479162
http://pastebin.com/tNGcwGq6
>>27458956
>The bell rings.
>You leave the changing room and head straight for your locker.
>Someone shoves you inside, but they didn't close the door.
"I will beat you to a fucking--"
>You jump out and raise a fist, but hold it back when you see Twilight is the one who pushed you.
"Pulp."
>"Nice to see you too."
>You close the locker.
"Something that you need?"
>She looks around, making sure that most of the people aren't focusing on you.
>"We should move around, just for safety's sake."
>You follow her down the hallway.
"Norman texted me while I was in the locker room. He wants me to meet him later today, right after sunset."
>"Remember the plan. After that, there's no turning back."
"I got it. Anything else?"
>"Yeah, I wanted to ask if, you wanted..."
>You see Fluttershy way down the hallway, tossing in a book and grabbing a different one out.
>In a quick reaction, you push Twi the other way.
>"What the--!"?
"Flutters was down the hallway." You mutter.
>"Ohh. As I was saying; do you still want to study later today?"
"Yeah, the usual?"
>"Yup."
"Fine, I'll bring over my Physics book."
>"One last thing; was there any chance that you had something to do with getting someone suspended?"
"Already, that fast?"
>"So it was you?"
"Hey, I didn't motivate him to pull down Lightning's shorts."
>"Wow. What did you expect?"
>You were expecting her to eat a nice batch of fresh soil, but you certainly won't tell Twilight that.
"Let her pick up the slack. You would hate it when other people piggyback your success, wouldn't you?"
>"Fine, you do have a point there. Some people call it ludicrous on the fact that he's suspended by an honest mistake. Looks like the school might be focused on this for a while before they pay their attention right back to you."
"A breather for us? Finally."
>"I'd better head off, I'll see you later."
>She purposely bumps into you.
bump from 9
>>27474410bump
>>27479831
Damn dude I'd feel so awkward having that conversation with someone. Keep going.
>>27473925
Maybe over the innernet.
>>27474066Okay, hang on. Let me update the tumblrite story first.
>>27473831
>”T-Trixie is fine…” Trixie steps further away from the trash can to draw attention away from it. She gets ready to walk away.
>The mane six exchange a few glances.
>”Are you sure?” Twilight steps ahead of the rest of her friends, who apparently happened to be here at the same time as Twilight addressing Trixie.
>”I’m fine!” Trixie shouts into the opposite direction as she hastily walks away.
>The group of friends brushes the incident off as nothing without even taking a look at whatever it was that Trixie threw away. The school day drags on and nothing else happens.
>But the day itself must continue after Trixie makes it back home.
>And the first place she goes to is the computer. The girl sits down into her seat and watches the screen light up in front of her.
>She opens up Tumblr immediately and sifts through her newsfeed.
>It’s almost like an addiction, watching all of these posts appear on her screen one by one just to see if they’re anything else she can get mad at. There’s really no valid reason for Trixie to do it that way, as she’d rather stay in her own little world where she is the one at the top of the game.
>Where that first place trophy sits atop her palm.
>But she looks for the work by others that get more praise than her. She’s not exactly sure what part of her possesses her to do this. Perhaps it an urge screaming at her to take in what the more successful works of art — drawn or written — look like. And what the difference is between them and the things Trixie has made.
>But the problem is, Trixie already understand this difference, and she sees it over and over again as the images pop up in front of her.
>That shading… the line work, proportions, everything about it screams one thing: practice.
>Practice practice practice.
>>27481336
>And each time the word rings inside of Trixie’s head, the more upset she feels in her heart. Practicing is… that one thing that Trixie is vehemently not willing to do. And the girl isn’t even sure whether or not it’s her fault that this is the case.
>After finishing up her internet browsing for part one of the afternoon, Trixie turns to her backpack and pulls out her homework. The grim reminder of what it was that gave her the negative mindset towards practicing.
>School feels like a prison, almost. At least to someone like Trixie, who doesn’t really know what it’s like to live a life of physical torture or anything like that. And while that part isn’t really something she needs to consider given that everything is relative, the main issue that stems from this still remains.
>Trixie has developed a deep disdain towards learning.
>School had made learning a chore for the girl, giving her a schedule and obligations to complete dull but still difficult assignments in order to not “fall behind” everyone else. Trixie never chose to do any of this, and while she’s grateful for at least learning how to read and write along with basic things, all of these complicated math and science classes are becoming so painfully undesirable. And the fact that they’re mandatory only make the feeling towards it worse.
>Trixie wishes that there was a better way to live out her younger years, but the system itself already has how she spends her time planned out, apparently.
>And it sure as hell isn’t fun.
>To be honest, Trixie wants to become a magician when she grows up, or at least an illusionist. Along with being a poet, novelist and artist. It quite a stretch in terms of hopes and dreams, but after beginning to see all of her peers slowly let go of their childhood dreams, Trixie refused to change with them.
>>27481343
>A seed of fear for her own future was planted into Trixie’s heart whenever she heard about career choices and what OTHER people wanted her to do when she grew up, and how different those things were than what she wanted.
>And their excuse: “Too bad. It’s just the way life works. Get used to it.”
>That’s it. No reasonable explanation, no more of that “follow your dreams” bullshit they drowned her in when she was in elementary school. None of it.
>Now, it’s nothing more than a hideous message along the lines of “This is the list of dreams you’re allowed to reasonably have and nothing more. Follow one of them through working your youth away in college or you’ll end up poor and frowned upon by society. We won’t tell you this directly so you can’t call it out, but we’ll surely imply the living hell out of it.”
>Isn’t career day a load of bullshit?
>It’s the coalescence of all this angst that drove Trixie to grow such a deep despise towards learning. Too many connections between the idea of learning and the system she went through were made. It was eventually engraved into her mindset. Trixie would be a fool to assume that the resistance to practice wasn’t all in her head.
>It very well may be, as everyone does have their own opinions and ways of viewing things. So there’s no way any of this can be true, right?
>Of course, with Trixie being the type of girl to browse Tumblr most of the day, her world views are enriched in the eyes of some and bastardized in the eyes of others.
>Before she types another message in to the posting field, Trixie notices a new message in her inbox. The accompanying picture is something she immediately recognizes.
>It’s always right net to the work Trixie wishes had come from her mind instead of someone else.
>[Hey.] Twilight’s message reads only one word.
More on the way. Will get a paste set upeventually.
So how long do the usual stories last before ending? Like a drama, how long does a non-NaOH story usually last unto?
>>27481360Most of them die.
Alright, 4 pages of a story about The Mask-anon incoming. Not at the Flutterbutt part yet though, just setting up everything. If I pace this right, this may be pretty long. I'd like people to help me out on what I do right and wrong too, since this is the first major story I'm doing.
>>27481366
Checked.
>Anonymous
>An ironic name, given that some of your actions were that of anyone but someone who was.
>You stayed in the background most of the time, preferring an introverted life to the extroverted Canterlot High student.
>However, to every yin there must be a yang - not that you wanted there to be.
>Through sheer coincidence (and a bizarre rift in dimensions) you wound up as the owner of the Mask of comic-book lore.
>It turns people into what they want to be deep down. At least that’s what the one movie said.
>Deep down you wanted to be somebody worth mentioning. You didn’t want to be a footnote on your family’s genealogy.
>So you were somebody worth mentioning using the Mask’s powers.
>Dubbing the moniker of “Incognito”, you became a superperson.
>Yes, a superperson. Neither hero nor villain.
>You did things that were heroic - saving kittens from rooftops and all of a city, foiling an elaborate plan involving fake time travel.
>But you did things that were not - arson, burglary, and sabotaging a rocket mission and destroying a moon rock.
>You had a end-the-world plan involving many antimatter reactors, but that’s in the making.
>Yeah, now that you think about it, you were more of a villain.
>But this situation is one of the most bizarre yet.
>You were used to clear-cut “kill the burglar” or “save the kitten” answers.
>This is different.
>“Please don’t kill me! I’ll do anything!”
>The two comically-oversized collections of guns in your hands attached to a single trigger waver.
>The horned man raises his hands above his head slowly.
“Good.”
>He grins menacingly and snaps his fingers
>*click*
>The guns disappear from your hands and reappear in the man-thing’s.
>>27481725
>You just watch and take some bubble gum out of your pocket to pass the time
“Well, I tried to kick ass and now I’m all outta bubblegum. Fire when ready.”
>The goat-man-thing looks shocked for a second, then shrugs
>The man-thing looks at the writer behind the fourth wall
>”Guy’s got a death wish, doesn’t he?”
>The writer types back ‘you just wait.’
>*click*
>*pop* *boom* *bang*
>none of the guns actually fire, but a bunch of ribbons that say “Bang!” pop out of them.
“Fake gun. Oldest trick in the book.”
>You blow a giant bubble with your gum, pull a oversized needle out of your pocket, and pop it.
>None gets on you (as designed), but it gets on him and solidifies instantly, encasing his neck to feet in a plaster-like substance within seconds.
“I want you to let me know how you came through that statue and how you’re doing this crazy stuff. If you don’t…”
>You brandish the needle at him, and he winces
>”Alright, I’ll talk! Fuck, I hate being imprisoned. I got here from an alternate dimension called Equestria, land of the talking horses, ruled by two alicorns called Celestia and Luna.”
“Go on.”
>”Wait, aren’t you going to act surprised? In every other dimension I did this to that was surprising.”
“You’re talking to a guy with superpowers from another dimension given to me by a mask from Loki, the God of Chaos, you think I can be surprised by much?”
“Hah, chaos! I love chaos! Want to take this plaster off and high five?”
>you just glare at him
>”...anyway, I’m the God of Chaos in Equestria. I can do all sorts of stuff there - though I am a bit limited in my abilities due to Celestia - gack - so I thought I’d wreak some chaos over here. It seems this dimension is taken, though.”
>You take in this information in.
>”So, uh, let me out now? Please?”
>you think…
“No.”
>”What?! The portal closes in 5 minutes! I need to get back in!”
>Ugh.
“Alright.”
>you carelessly use the needle to get him out of the binding, save his hands
>he looks down
forgot name
>>27481748
“I don’t need any more chaos here, thank you very much.”
>he contemplates your words, and shrugs
>”By the way… Anon, was it?”
“Inc - wait, how do you know my name?”
>”I’m on God mode. Stupid question.”
>You look sheepish, as much as you can with your face covered in the mask
“It was.”
>”Anyway, want to make a deal? I know that thing corrupts. Loki made it that way, the douche. Want me to take it for you? I’ll give you a consolation prize!”
>You think for a second, and shatter the binding on his hands, as he needs to leave in 5 minutes anyway.
>He takes one horn off his head with a very painful-sounding *snap* and grimace.
>He then forms it into a red ring, about 4 inches in diameter and burps frost onto it
>wut
>He also takes off one suspender - his jeans stay on, thankfully.
>He morphs it into another ring, this time blue, then contracts it down to about 4 inches in diameter
>He doesn’t mess with this one, thankfully.
>“These for the Mask.”
“What do ‘these’ do, before I say no?”
>”Ah yes, not everyone knows the rituals I did. The red ring can transform any matter into anything else. The blue ring allows you to see the physical world anywhere and interact with it by passing objects into and out of the ring. Very… useful. You have one minute, then I gotta run.”
>You think for a quick second about the offer
>Very useful objects, they’d be fun to play with.
>On the other hand, did you really want to give an artifact of chaos to a god of chaos who already wanted to destroy this dimension?
“Certainly!”
>”Delightful! Anon, you won’t regret this!”
>You take the mask off and you exchange the objects at the exact same time.
>”Pleasure doing business with you, Anon!”
“All mine."
>>27481758
>*BONG* *BONG*
>A clock starts to chime midnight in the distance.
>He does a quick salute and starts running to the closing portal.
>You test the summoning abilities of the red ring by summoning a medium-sized rock.
>You toss it into the blue portal, set for Discord’s path.
>*BONG* *BONG*
>You summon a wooden replica of the Mask and wait for the moment to strike
>He tripped!
>You move the portal and switch the Masks.
>He doesn’t seem to notice
>*BONG* *BONG* *BONG*
>With a final rush towards the portal, he stops and looks down
>Oh shit, did he notice?
>*BONG*
>heartbeat heartbeat
>*BONG*
>heartbeat heartbeat
>*BONG*
>heartbeat heartbeat
>”Hey!”
>*BONG*
>heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat
>He looks at you inscrutably, then jumps into the portal
>The clock finishes chiming with an ominous-sounding *BONG*
>The shimmering portal closes
>You walk away with the Mask and rings in your hands
>>27481770
>You may have retained power, but you have made a powerful enemy
>Was he trying to fool you? Or did Loki really corrupt users of the Mask?
>Now that you have the ring of summoning and the ring of teleportation, they really accomplish the same purpose as the Mask in a much less corrupting fashion.
>Not that you needed the Mask, at least
>You’re deep in thought as you arrive at your home, stopping only at the conveniently-placed phone booth right outside your house to change from your Incognito clothes (a green business suit with a black question marks on it and one on the lapel) to your normal everyday Anonymous wear (a black business suit with one green question mark on the lapel and green accents)
>How retarded can the authorities in this city be? It couldn’t be more obvious that you were the Mask if you tried to be.
>You walked home from fighting crime, yes, today was FIGHTING crime, to your father in the doorway.
>“Son, why on EARTH were you out until midnight!”
”Doing important stuff.”
>”Like what?”
”Getting laid.”
>He just chortles and slaps you on the back with one of his oversized hands
>”That’s my boy. Popular with the girls, eh son?”
“Yeah, heh. Alright, I need some sleep.”
>”Alright, good night Anon. Get some sleep.”
>He walks off to the kitchen to get some diced onions
>Your dad was based. Weird, but based.
>As you trudge up the stairs, you hear him shout
>”Don’t forget to use protection! I heard sliced onions make for pretty bad condoms!”
fuck it, abandoning name. this is all for now.
>>27481788
>you just laugh and go to your room
>you throw the damned Mask on your bed
>The thing has always come back to you no matter how far away you’ve thrown it.
>Now you can’t, though, since you might have pissed off Discord.
>It’d be very helpful if Discord came back with a vendetta.
>A box would be a good thing to invest in eventually so that you won’t open it without a reason
>Although, why invest?
>You heed Discord’s words and pull the edges of the red ring. It expands to around 1 and a half feet.
>Easy enough.
>You then will a small safe that has no door to come through.
>Sure enough, one does, lands on your bed next to the Mask, and bounces a little
>You use the blue ring to throw the Mask in afterwards.
>Lifehacking.
>You’re about to succumb to your old routine of fap-towel-sleep when a thought comes to you.
>Popular with the girls?
>This portal makes you essentially THE most “popular”, in a sense.
>You had done a home DNA sample a couple years ago, and it differed from what the police had.
>Apparently the Mask had changed your DNA over the years too.
>So you could get away with rape. Huh.
>You consider who to use the portal on first.
>The answer is obvious.
>What high schooler doesn’t have a vendetta on their principal for one reason or another?
Okay, that's it for The Mask-anon for now. Ratings appreciated for new writefag. More coming soon.
>inb4 not related enough to FB
The gang are showing up and there's going to be scenes at CHS, so it's going to be more related soon enough.
>>27481823
its good so far m8. Waiting for more.
>>27482628
Thanks, I appreciate that. I was worried that the lack of bumps and no replies just meant it was shit.
>>27481823
Awaiting more, is there any girl into it though?
>>27482654
Dude we wait till we get are dicks wet, kind of hard to type when jacking off right?
>>27465378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXx26pRtcg
If I find a good enough song will you come back?
Let's get - a e s t h i c - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7kjvhwHlw
Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/SNy2W3Cm
>>27449352
>Minutes later.
>”F-feeling better dude?”
“Yeah…”
>”I’m so sorry…”
“You’ve apologized for the 37th time already Dashie.”
>”Oh, sorry about that.”
>You let out a groan.
>”So, how’s your thingy?”
“What the fuck Dash…”
>Rainbow Dash slaps her forehead using her right hand’s palm.
>Her cheeks go as red as Applejack’s red delicious apples.
>”I…uh, I gotta go dude!”
“W-wait!”
>Rainbow Dash quickly jumps over the sofa and slams the front door on her way out.
>That was weird, but cute.
>Really cute.
>You never saw her acting like this before, even in your previous life.
>She must be very infatuated with you.
>Is dating Rainbow Dash once again worth it?
>Rainbow Dash probably is your soulmate after all.
>>27484458
>However, Sunset Shimmer’s death proved you had a stronger connection with her.
>Perhaps it’s Sunset you have to protect the most.
>Well, now that Dark Ember is dead you won’t have to worry about him anymore.
>Dead men can’t hurt your friends.
>You let out a chuckle as you recall how his guts poured out of his body when you cut him using his own dagger.
>It seems you’ll have to keep an eye on your friends to protect them from any sort of threats.
>You got distracted at the club yesterday, but that won’t happen again.
>You should’ve killed those guys as well.
“…What the fuck am I thinking?” You say to yourself.
>You seriously didn’t consider killing those assholes did you?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkfNtD0itz8
>[“You desired to get rid of them, no matter the cost. I knew it, I could feel your cruelty…”]
“What the?!”
>It’s the shadowy figure that looks just like you!
>[“Are you sure you are doing all this to protect your friends? Or are you just using it as an excuse to murder more people?”]
“I-I’m doing what it needs to be done.”
>[“You just don’t get it do you? You’ve already dug your own grave…a few minutes ago you told the element of loyalty that you’d be willing to give everything you have to keep your friends safe and sound, no matter the cost.”]
>You don’t say reply to the figure.
>The figure just laughs at you.
>[“I hope you’re ready to face the consequences of your actions. And I doubt that your ‘friends’ will stick with you when they find out what you’ve done.”]
>The figure vanishes.
“FUCK YOU!” You yell at the thin air, “LEAVE ME ALONE!”
>You stand up and throw the bag of ice away.
>>27484473
Well looks like the metal breakdown is going on.
>>27471044
This, we love you Pheno pls come back
>>27484473
>Two days later.
>Monday, 8:00 A.M.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQXmvtY9xo
>After your daily routine, a nice breakfast and a comfortable walk to high school you proudly enter the building feeling well, rested and happy.
>Your parents stopped being mad at you when they finally found out the truth.
>But you didn’t have to say anything. Fluttershy’s parents did it for you.
>They called your parents to tell them what would have happened to her beautiful daughter if you hadn’t intervened.
>Your parents were so proud of you when they heard Fluttershy’s parents thankful and tearful words thanking you of your courage your parents had no other choice but to immediately apologize to you.
>If that shadowy fuck appears once again you’ll give him a piece of your mind, telling him that you did it to save your friends.
>You wonder how Fluttershy feels about you now.
>As soon as you arrive to your locker your vision is blocked by soft hands.
“Whoa! Who turned off the lights?” You jokingly say.
>”Take a guess~” an angelical voice calls from behind.
“Flutters! Heya!”
>She takes her hands off your eyes and you turn around to greet her.
>”Good morning Anon,” she happily says, “how are you doing?”
“Better than ever Flutters! You just made my morning a tad better.”
>She lets out the cutest giggle you’ve ever heard.
>>27484684
>You spot a shopping bag in one of Fluttershy’s hands.
“What do you have in there?” You ask with a smile, hoping not to be a bit too intrusive.
>”It’s a little something I forgot to give you back. Close your eyes and hold out your hands~”
>You do as told.
>Fluttershy takes something out of the bag and places it on your hands.
>”Now open them~”
>You do as told once again and look at the object Fluttershy placed on your hands.
>”Surprise!”
“Whoa! It’s my jacket! It looks great!”
>Fluttershy giggles.
>”I managed to wash all the blood and embroidered something inside it. I hope you don’t mind.”
“Are you kidding me? I love it! You even sew back together the holes it had! Thanks Fluttershy.”
>You look inside the jacket and find a little pink message and three butterflies embroidered in it just as Fluttershy said.
“It reads: I love having you around Nonny. You’re the best <3!”
>Fluttershy blushes.
“Aww Flutters…thanks a lot.”
>You put on the jacket and feel her embroidery on your chest, close to your heart.
“Wow, now I truly feel your message near my heart. I’ll never take my jacket off Flutters!”
>Fluttershy blushes even more.
>”O-oh, umm…I-I’m g-glad you liked it Anon.”
>Thank goodness it’s embroidered on the inside, otherwise you would’ve kept it in your locker.
>You give Fluttershy a hug, which she not only gladly accepts, but hugs you back using all her strength in that frail body of hers.
>Fluttershy gave you the most sincere hug you’ve ever received.
>How beautiful.
>>27368793
>Octavia's back arches again, a low moan escaping her lips as the sensations of her two partners' hands roaming her body course through her.
>Flash murmurs almost drunkenly around her nipple, sliding further forward in his seat.
>The new angle sends him deeper inside her than ever, and she tries to keep her groans to a minimum as she grinds into his hips.
>"Oooh, Flash, Vinyl... I can't... I'm going-" Octavia chokes out the words, but it's apparent from her lovers' insistent caresses that they know what she's saying.
>She blinks as Vinyl's face appears in front of hers, mechanically locking lips with her as her senses are slowly overwhelmed.
>"You look beautiful like this, Octy..." Vinyl murmurs, slowly dropping kisses on her cheeks and lips, her hand abandoning her own pleasure to reach between Octavia and Flash.
>The words warm Octavia's bones as she feels Vinyl's fingers slip down against her lips, seeking out her button.
>"God, I'm the luckiest man alive..." Flash murmurs raggedly into her chest, and Octavia knows it's not just his breath that's setting her chest on fire.
>Almost as if they'd timed it in advance, Vinyl's fingers slide over Octavia's bud just as Flash's fingers clamp into her ass, impaling her on his rod as his hips roll insistently.
>Vinyl's face looms in her blurry vision again, taking her mouth hungrily, and just in time.
>The scream of pleasure that Vinyl muffles with her lips isn't something a surround sound system would have covered up.
>"Aw, man, I can feel you squeezing me..." Flash murmurs, his voice low and gentle as his hands slide up her back, stroking the hot skin.
>Octavia melts into those words, those gentle hands, the waves of orgasmic bliss rolling over her, pulling her under.
>"Dude, she's gone Flash." Vinyl murmurs with a chuckle, her hand stroking the shuddering girl's cheek as she watches her lover climax.
>>27484601
Not gone, just having trouble finding time to write.
>>27465347
scat
>>27484953
As much as I love the smut in your story, as well as the nice story, I cant help but feel empty inside whenever I read it.
>>27484953
>Flash just smiles, burying his face between her breasts and taking a deep breath, reveling in Octavia's scent.
>He bites his lip as he feels Octavia's juices lubricate his shaft further, rocking his hips gently as her tunnel grasps at him.
>"It feels incredible..." He mutters, spacing out a bit before he slowly turns to Vinyl. "I think I'm getting addicted to this, Vi."
>Vinyl blinks, then blushes hotly. 'Vi... I could get used to that...'
>"What, getting Octy off? Yeah, it happens." She says nonchalantly, waving offhandedly over her shoulder.
>She has to turn away after a second, the stupid grin forming on her lips not something she wants Flash to see.
>'Jesus, one little nickname and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl...' Vinyl thinks, trying to get control of her expression.
>Something about the way he said it is making that impossible, though, and Vinyl settles for dipping in and mashing her lips against his.
>Vinyl presses a hand against her chest, feeling her rapid heartbeat and the spike of warmth that's blossoming there as her tongue slides around Flash's languidly.
>She crushes into his side, arms wrapping around him and the semi-aware Octavia as thoughts and feelings war inside her.
>They skitter over 'Really?', segue into 'Now?' before settling somewhere between 'Really' and 'Finally...' as she presses her cheek against Flash's.
>"You really know how to get your hooks into a girl, huh?" She mutters, slowly rubbing her cheek against his as her eyes start to well up a bit.
>Vinyl's glad when he doesn't make some kind of quip.
>She's the one usually trying to keep things light, but for the first time in a long time, she wants this to stay as heavy as it feels.
>Feeling Octavia's arms clumsily close the circle, wrapping around them both just a tiny bit too tightly is the last straw.
>"Uh, Vi, you okay?" Flash murmurs, slightly alarmed when he feels moisture on his cheek.
>Vinyl looks into Octavia's eyes and smiles.
>"Dude, I'm fucking wonderful..."
>>27484974
=/
This totes motivates me to write more.
>>27485062
Finally get to the section I meant to last thread. Least the theme's the same, lol
***
"P-pinkie! Are you saying that you and Trixie...?" Rarity blurts out, her cheeks on fire, a hand flying to her mouth to keep her from saying something she shouldn't.
>"Well, sure." Pinkie says calmly, cocking her head at Rarity.
>"But..." Rarity murmurs, blinking as Trixie turns, wrapping an arm comfortably around Pinkie's middle. She energetic girl leans back into her with a giggle.
>"What? You know I like making my friends happy. Trixie's happy when I do THIS..." Pinkie says, while reaching back and running her fingertips up Trixie's side.
>Rarity watches, wide eyed, as the taller girl shivers visibly.
>"Yes she does, Pinkie..." Trixie murmurs into her ear, nipping it lightly and eliciting another giggle.
>Rarity sits on the broken down couch, it's relative cleanliness forgotten as she tries to process this.
>"I, well, yesss, I suppose. I was just under the impression that you preferred, well, MALE companionship?" Rarity grimaced at her bluntness.
>Her eyes snuck glances at what she could see of Trixie, and her cheeks deepened in hue as the girl's hands started to wander over Pinkie.
>"Well, I dunno if I'd say preferred. I like all my friends. It'd be silly to not do my best to make them happy just 'cause they're a girl or a guy."
>Rarity blinked at the simple logic behind this.
>Leave it to Pinkie to take the delicate issue of sexual preference and simply throw it out the window.
>"Besides, I have fun with Bulk Biceps and Caramel just like I do with Trixie. Not to mention Spitfire, Soarin', Roseluck, Treehugger..."
>Trixie burst out laughing at the expression of horrified embarrassment that was taking over Rarity's face as Pinkie rattled off a list that would best be described as... Prolific.
>"Come, now, Rarity. You know Pinkie so well. Does it really surprise you?"
>>27484694
Looks like Flutters has it for Anon now. Wil he go for it?
>>27485178
I enjoy your writing, even if I feel shitty for it.
>>27485203
Probably. He's getting worse by the day.
Why is Rarity so sexy?
>>27483364
Fuck man, do you think I'm gay or something?
Obviously
>>27483392
I'll continue later then.
Missed you faggots
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>>27489458
What the fuck is up with her legs?
>>27489458
>You will never fuck vice principal Luna throughout your Junior and Senior year.
>>27488495
who are you?
>tfw when phenobarbiedoll interrupts NaOH
feelsbadman
>>27489979
It's AJT man.
>>27488495
If you haven't posted in a while no one remembers.
>>27488495
>>27490038
>>27490331
L I T E R A L L Y W H O?
>>27491125
fucked if I know.
>All these kids who don't know who AJT is.
Summer is here, my friends.
>>27485208
There is no shame in pure wish fulfilment. I think of it as such: if nature didn't equip us with the sexdrive of a horny teenager and the body of a glorious sumo wrestler or autism to rival twilight, then we would not have the need for it. But as things stand it is far more practical to just indulge in this quick pleasure. Most people waste a great amount of their time sustaining a relationship which doesnt fulfill their deepest fantasies, as nobody has such a perfect body like we wished they had and if they did, then they wouldnt care about us. Such is life, and thus many people dream their entire life of a threesome with gorgeous women and still only bang their slightly overweight girlfriend/wife. We chose the easy way out and fap to humanised cartoon ponies. So what? In the end it doesnt matter and at least opens up time to study and allows me to excel at university. And before anyone comes around crying about all that edge: I'm not a virgin, but the last time i had sex i couldn't cum even after ramming it in 2 hours because she was chubby and anything but tight. Ponies allow me to fap up to 5 times in a row resulting in epic orgasms... rl women (at least those who would lay with an autist like me) just don't offer something comparable.
>>27491362
>>27479831
>"Next time, I want your answers to be PRECISE, I don't care how 'accurate' they are, I demand the exact answer next time!" She makes a show.
>The students are utterly confused, but it doesn't matter as they shrug it off almost immediately.
>She walks off, threatening to hit a student with her history textbook.
>It manages to work as he backs away and raises his own book to cover his face.
>You enter the living room with two cans of soda.
>"Lightning vowed to get you back after her undergarments were exposed?"
>You pass one of the cold cans of soda over to Twilight.
"Yup, all I did was give her the middle finger as she was being pushed out of the field."
>Twilight laughs.
>"Anon, you're a madman."
>You swivel the can in your hand.
"It's not like she can do anything. Rules and all of that shit keeps me safe. Plus, if she wants to keep that scholarship, she better stay clean."
>Twilight opens up her can, but ponders a thought.
>"Aren't you worried about yourself?"
>You open up your can.
"If you want a straight answer, not really."
>"Why?"
>You set your can down on the table and sit beside her on the couch.
"Aside from mediocre grades and a messy record, I'm not really the type of person who will amount to anything in life."
>"You could become a wrestler."
"The shit I do isn't staged."
>"What about some sort of fighter?"
"I'd like to keep my teeth and bones intact, thank you very much."
>"So, what will you do after high school?"
>You never considered that for years.
>It was always 'I can't wait to get out of high school' but never the afterthought.
"I wish I knew."
>"Hey, it isn't so bad. You can always start off at a community college, do some general classes before working for a career."
"Heh, if you haven't noticed but I prefer to stay away from any form of education right after high school."
>"But, don't you want a better and easier life?"
>>27491512
>She does have a point. Life can only be hard if you make it that way.
>There must be something out there for you, but nothing if it involved some sort of degree.
"I'll take my chances."
>You open up your textbook and flip to the current chapter.
>"Suit yourself." Twilight says when getting out her own textbook.
>Its been hours since you've started studying with Twilight.
>Four long, painstaking hours reading and you're exhausted.
>Hold on, four hours?
"I got to go."
>You slam your book close and stand up.
>"You have a test tomorrow!" She shouts when you grab your keys.
"I know, but I'll be late!"
>"For what?"
>You yank the door open.
"Norman."
>"Ohh." She nods.
"Well study later."
>"When is later?" Twilight asks when you close the door.
"Tomorrow!"
>You run over to your car and start it up.
>Twilight waives her book around.
>"Is it necessary to run off like this!?"
"I've been waiting all day for this!" You yell with enthusiasm though the window before driving off.
>"But I-- need a ride home." Twilight says to herself.
>>27491529
>It's dark, but that won't stop you.
>You pull up by the closed burger shack and shut off the car.
>"Took you long enough." Norman appears from the back of the shack.
"I was studying and lost track of time."
>You get out and close the door.
>"That's a surprise. Was it with that purple girl? Come on, we both know with what you're doing with them."
>You keep your temper in control from his implications.
"Will you stop, there's nothing that's going on between me and them."
>"Don't mess with me, I know that you're doing this just so that you can get with them."
>Great, this shit.
"Dude, I'm not doing anything like that."
>"Come on, what other reason are you to being their attack dog?"
>You have your intentions, but you sure as hell won't tell him.
>"Nothing to say? Figured."
"Just what the hell do you want?"
>"We can still make this work, and I know how."
"Okay then, lay one on me."
>"I intend to."
"Say what now?"
>"I punch you, go around and gloat about the bruise that you have and that'll make me the one who is in control."
"That's crazy."
>"But it'll work."
"You'll get suspended!"
>"So? I need a vacation. Plus, I might get that purple girl to tutor me during it."
>You crack the knuckles in your left hand by using nothing but your thumb.
>"I mean, since you're not interested in her or anything like that, right?" He slightly mocks. "Unless, if you have something against it, I'm sure we can discuss about your other friend." He pulls out his phone. "So, what'll it be?">>27481318
No doubt everyone would feel the same way.
>>27488495
Good to see you around.
>>27491570
Just break his damn fingers, take his phone, smash it down his throat. If he can survive choking it down and pass it out his ass, he can get away with it.
>>27491617
This.
>>27491570
Great job so far friendo.
>>27491125
>>27490331
>>27489979
I'm the fucker who was writing "That old fashioned Highschool drama"
"Canterlot Noire"
and "Raindbow Dash's favor" you know the one whereAnon rakes his yard with RD and viciously fingers her in her backyard
>>27491570
Hello to you too friend
Everything going swimmingly I hope
>>27492352
Hoo boy, that was a quickie, but a good quickie.
>>27492366
Can you make a Fluttershy green? That pic does things to me.
I was thinking of posting a story about Flash going to equestria(I posted this a few threads back) but now that I think about it, since most of the story will happen in equestria should I still post it here?
>>27492352
Did you finish any of them? its been awhile sense I looked.
>>27492521
Go for it. The thread has been getting better and is more of an open environment now where people give more feedback.
>>27492536
I finished Canterlot Noire and Rainbow Dash's favor
>>27492456
Hmm, I got stuff I gotta do in a while, so I'll justpumpsomething real quick.
>You're Anon
>Fucking deal with it
>You live in Canterlot
>Senior
>It's Sunday
>Feelsgoodman.png
>You decide today is good as any to smoke some weed
>Who the hell sells weed in Canterlot anyways?
>You've heard of some chick Zecora, who is a voodoo witch or something
>But you want to get a safe trip, not be eaten by demonic ponies or anything like that
>Maybe AJ would know, she deals with plants right?
>You put on some decent clothes
>Simple tee, simple jeans
>Fuck yes
>You head outside to your automobily
>It's shit, but it's better than walking
>Driving off, a feeling of wrongness occurs
>Could this feeling be the one that tells you weed is bad?
>Is this what all those seminars are for?
>Is this what mormons feel like?
>Nope
>Just gas
>You pull in to Sweet Apple Acres
>>27492563
>It was a sunny Sunday
>AJ should be out plowing the field or something
>You'd like to plow AJ actually
>But nevermind all that banter
>Weed is the objective
>You exit your car to walk to her doorstep
>AJ wasn't in sight around the fields
>She must be indoors
>What does a country girl even do when she finished her chores?
>You knock
...
>One more time
...
>Once more
>"OH MAH GAHD, HOLD ON!" you hear the familiar voice coming from upstairs
>You know she's in at least
>Figuring you known her long enough, you let yourself in
>She still hasn't come down yet
>Fucking hicks
>You walk upstairs towards her room
>A second voice can be heard
>It's all raspy, but with a hint of feminine
>Wait
>You barge into Applejack's room
"Holy shit what"
>"ANON, YOU WERE S'POSED T'WAIT"
>Rainbow Dash was in bed with AJ
>They were covering their half naked bodies
>Fuck, that's kind of hot
"Uhh...I need some weed"
>"Weed? Weed!? That's why you're here?" Rainbow questions
"Lesbian sex, that's why you're here?" you sarcastically say
>The blue girl shuts her yap
>>27492606
"Look, I couldn't give two shits about your business, unless I'm involved"
>The girls give a disgusted look
>Ouch
>That fucking hurt
"I just need some quick grass, to pass this Sunday before we head back to school tomorrow"
>"Anon, what in tarnation would think I smoke herbs?" AJ asks you
"I mean..you live on a farm, don't you have something I could smoke around here?"
>"Why would there be weed in SWEET APPLE ACRES!? It's not called Sweet Mary Acres"
>That sounded like a cool idea actually
"What about you Dash?"
>"Hey man, I'm all out"
"Don't tell me that's why you came here too"
>"Now that's just heck, Rainbow obviously came here fer me" AJ says
>AJ and you both look to Rainbow Dash
>She gives a weird look
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME DASHIE, YOU THINK I HAVE WEED?"
>"H-hey....it's not too far off though.."
>"Ugh, Anon, while I deal with this girl, go check on Fluttershy or somethin', she might have some"
>Oh yeah, Fluttershy
>"Lord knows that girl is always on something, talking to her animals and whatnot" AJ finishes
"Sweet! Thanks AJ"
>Before you leave, you snap a photo of the two
>You head back to your car
>Oh the sweet sounds of angry dykes
>>27492659
>Now to check Fluttershy
>That girl was a damn treehugger
>Why didn't you think to check her first?
>If anyone blazed it in Canterlot, it would have to be her
>You know Rarity only smokes a pipe
>That woman just reeked of 90s cop movie cliche
>On the trail to Fluttershy's neighborhood, you take notice to Flash Sentry fixing his car on the sidewalk
>It occurs to you that a good person would stop and help
>Then you remember the bastard made fun of your favorite band
>You think quickly
>Oh sweet!
>You still have an old burrito in the passenger side
>Picking it up, you roll down your window
"HEY FLASH!"
>"Huh"?
>You pelt it at him
>A good throwing arm is what the coach told you, you had when you tried out for baseball
>It's gotta hurt
>It hit his face pretty hard
>You shout as you pass by
"DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"
>Alpha as fuck
>Now you pull into Fluttershy's driveway
>Fingerbang bounces back to life yet again
This is why I love you guys. You just don't quit and it eventually pays off.
>>27492540
Alright, I'll post what little I have so far after AJT is done.
>>27492751
I'll be done in a couple posts
>>27492749
>Does she need cash?
>You only have like three bucks
>What if she doesn't give free handouts?
>You knock on her door
>Parents must be out
>Their car isn't here
>Knock again
...
>Once more
...
>What the shit?
>No response?
>A hint of music tickles your ear
>It sounds like some 70s shit that you go to a hippe parade with
>She must be in
>You don't let yourself in
>Her door is locked
>A scent tingles your nose
>SHE HAS WEED
>You go around to her backyard
>Her window isn't open
>Chancing it, you twist the knob of her backdoor
>It opens
>Welp
>Going upstairs, the smell gets stronger
>You barge into her room
>That fucking smell
>It makes you rock hard
>Fluttershy looks up to you
>She has a droopy look
>Bitch has been smoking
"Are you trying to fucking hotbox your room?"
>"Huh? Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here in Equestria?"
>Equestria?
>The hell is she smoking
>"Ha..ha, I have hooves man...Anon, I'm a horse.."
>For fucks sakes
>>27492854
"Fluttershy, listen, I need you to hook me up with some weed"
>"Huh? Weed? You mean the good good"
>You want to slap her out of her trip
>Fuck
>"You have to..haha..call it good good or the fuzz will know"
"Ugh, Flutters, please hook me up with some..sigh..Good good"
>It hurt to say that
>"Okay, here you *snicker* go"
>She pulls out a small baggie
>Handing it over to you, you reach for it
>She swipes it away
>"Wait...you have cash or what?"
>Shit
>What are you gonna do?
"Ehh..I have three dollars.."
>"The fuck Anon? Get out of here with that chump change"
>Well fuck
>You make way for the door
>You hear a loud giggle
>"Hey..Hey, get back here, I'm messing with you Anon hahaha"
>Sweet relief
>She gives you the baggie
>Fuck yes
>"You still have to repay me"
"I said I only have three bones"
>"Well this doggy wants her bone...so bone me"
>What
>>27492916
"What? Fluttershy, you are high right now"
>"You aren't..come here"
>She beckons you over
>Getting closer, she picks up her roach
>She pulls from it first
>Fluttershy pulls your face to her before putting her lips to yours
>She uses her tongue to open your mouth
>From there, she exhales the smoke
>Boner.exe
>She pulls away
>"Now your turn" she hands you the roach
>You take it
>Fuck, this is gonna be fun
>Taking a drag from it, you get closer to Fluttershy's face
>Before you can kiss her, you start coughing
>It was pretty strong
>Flutershy must hide all this really well
>It only became clear now through all the smoke in the air that Fluttershy was wearing nothing but a green robe
>Her cleavage became much more noticeable
>The dark boner rises.mp4
>You take another drag
>This is way too strong, but it feels so good
>You lock lips with Fluttershy once more
>Setting loose the air, you put the roach in the nearby ash tray
>You feel through her robe
>Her bosom was large
>>27493080
>Feeling her up, her skin is so soft
>It's silky, and so squeezable
>Grazing her breast, her nipple pokes your palm
>Her house wasn't too cold, but her boobs were now guns
>You give a soft grope to which Fluttershy moans softly
>If not for the trip, she would be exuting all her newfound emotion
>Her lips are so luscious
>You proceed to slip off her robe
>The smell of dank memes...you mean weed fills the air
>Normally you'd smell Fluttershy's beautiful perfume, but now it's just complete aroma of trip inducing smoke
>And you love it
>Fluttershy cups your boner
>She toys with it through your jeans
>Playing with her tits, you move your hand down her side
>Sloppily squeezing your boner, she decides to unzip your pants
>Your hands find its way to her hips
>Fluttershy has some wide hips
>They aren't as big as AJ or Pinkie Pie, but pretty big
>>27493162
>Anthro
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27493162
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
>>27465347
Is that Derpy story going to be continued?
Here's a little bit of a FriENDship update before I get back to writing the other two.
______
>A loud crash leads to the garage door being busted inward towards where the group used to stand. April is behind a driver’s seat, gripping the steering wheel with white knuckles.
>Silver yells for everyone to form a single file line as he steps out of the vehicle with his firearm drawn. Letting his feet loudly slap against the garage floor from the drop from the SUV, he points it into the darkness. Nothing comes for him.
>Yet.
>”Alright, listen up, we’re going to need everyone to split up into groups and get into separate vehicles!” He starts to explain as noises begin to erupt from inside of the station.
>All of the unsettling noises seem to be coming from the inside of the station rather than outside of it. Including the sounds of guns being fired. It doesn’t take much to figure out that there’s enough of a battle going on in the station to have gotten the civilians in the gym caught in the crossfire.
>Everyone scrambles through the parking lot in search for the protection of one of the police SUV’s, soon finding that the doors have all been unlocked ahead of time to save every second. They permeate through the cramped clusters of metal and wheels.
>Silver’s orders to close and lock the doors echo across the parking lot as the crowd follows his orders. At this point, everyone is just ready to end this day as it slowly finishes turning into night. The town is so much darker without the street lights on, letting the blackness hide the remnants of what everyone once loved.
>>27488495
Glad to see you're back, AJT. That WhiskerShy pic in >>27492606 is just too cute!
>>27491570
This story is starting to get interesting. Keep going, man.
>>27485178
Same to you, Pheno.
>>27485250
Because she doesn't mind getting suggestive. It fits her character like a slipper.
DAILY REMINDER LEMAN WAS KEKED BY ME
>>27494318
God damn it you degenerate cuck shitbag, follow these instructions to make everyone happy.
>Ah, Canterlot.
>It's been a while.
>9 years, to be more exact.
>You've been to college, got your degree, and have a steady, relatively high paying job doing something you love.
>You're on vacation right now, and decided to visit your old stomping grounds.
>As you pull up to your parent's house, you realize the just how much the city has changed.
>Gentrification is a hell of way to revive a city.
>Opening the door to the old house, you breathe the familiar scents of your childhood home for the first time in years.
>You have the house to yourself, as your parents are having their own vacation in the Bahamas, and won't be back until you're gone.
>You head up the stairs and to your old room.
>It's just the same as you left it.
>Your parents never enter here, except for the occasional cleaning.
>You suspect you're time in this room will be short as well.
>You don't plan on spending your vacation cooped up in your room playing video games all day.
>As nostalgic as that might be, there's an entire city out there for you to see.
>You leave your bags in your room head back outside.
"Wonder how the Cakes are doing?"
>You can't help but wonder out loud at the current state of your favorite local sweetshop.
>>27494318
Who are you again?
>>27493772
Yes.
>>27493730
Pic related.
>>27494473
Eh, there are different levels of tolerance for anthro depending on the person.Just don't be surprised if you get the hammer for it. Staff can be major dick mongers sometimes.
>>27474394
>>27474410
>>27474971
>>27475028
Is he dead? I was excited for this.
>>27494523
He's away for now, doing normie stuff, but he said he'd be back.
>>27494432
>There it is.
>The happy looking building still sits there, same as it ever was.
>You stroll into the building, pure nostalgia flowing through your veins.
>Memories come back to you, of a simpler time.
>You almost miss the voice calling out to you.
"Hmmwaa?"
>The young woman at the register simply gives you a smile and repeats.
>"I said you look really glad about something. Just received some good news, sir?"
>You shake your and smile back at her.
"No, just remembering something."
>You scoff, shaking your head.
"Look at me, going on like an old man."
>The girl just smiles, though it seems sincere.
>"Don't worry sir, I know what you're talking about."
>You pay for your order and take a seat at a booth next to the window.
>It's all but empty in here right now, but you like it that way.
>The girl brings you your order, and you go through it without much thought.
>Afterwards, you remain at your seat, looking out the window.
>It's started to rain, and the wet road reflects the lights on the numerous buildings on the street.
>A strange sense of peace and sadness begins to creep through you as you stare at the small disturbances in the reflections as raindrops disturb the pools gathering in the street.
>One reflection in particular catches your eye.
>A person, hunched over and wearing the most threadbare and thoroughly ratty looking coat you've ever seen trudges down the sidewalk.
>As you continue to watch their progress, you see them look up for a moment to watch for approaching cars before crossing the road.
>In that moment, you see the flash of peculiar multicolored hair.
>Hair that you know could only belong to once person.
>>27494673
So Rainbow is a hobo. Go figure.
>>27494673
>That couldn't possibly be Rainbow Dash, could it?
>Canterlot High's superstar athlete and amateur rockstar?
>The person you see now seems as far away from the image of the Rainbow of your high school years.
>But there's no mistaking it.
>That face and that hair could belong to no other person.
>You sit there, frozen like a deer in headlights, until she turns the corner.
>Having broke free of your temporary trance, you quickly leave Sugarcube Corner and follow the path Rainbow took.
>Turning onto the next street, you see her disappear down an alleyway.
>Please God, you think to yourself, don't make this into what I think it is.
>You continue your pursuit into the alley.
>You don't see her anymore, and at the pace she was going, she couldn't have possibly reached the other end before you got here.
>The sound of your boots and the rain landing in the dirty puddles are all you can hear as you continue to walk down the alley.
>Passing a dumpster, you nearly miss the makeshift shelter prepped against it.
>So this is where she lives now, huh? Good God...
>>27494825
This gonna have a good end?
>>27494861
I hope not. Sad feels are, sometimes, good.
>>27494825
>You crouch down to be able to peer into the shoddy little hut, and see her sitting inside, eyes closed.
>Yep, definitely her.
>You do quick onceover of her clothes.
>What you thought was a coat was actually just a ratty ass zip-up hoody, the faded letters "CHS" nearly blending in with the dull blue surrounding it.
>The jeans were just as bad.
>Torn, faded, and the wrong size.
>Somebody must have given it to her, because she wouldn't have bought something like that of her own free will.
>"Well?"
>The sudden words startle you.
>"Do you want something are you just gonna stand there and stare?"
>She hasn't opened her eyes, though her face now has a look of annoyance.
"I'm sorry, it's just that, you look like somebody I know."
>Her eyes open, and when they see you, they widen.
>"A..Anon?"
>You give her a small wave.
"It's been a while, hasn't it?"
>>27494366
>>27494318
>Tries to samefag and stir shit up.
>People ignore and keep posting green and civilized discussions.
TOP. FUCKING. KEK.
How does it feel to be rekt without the other side even trying? How powerless does this make you feel?
>>27495029
Truly a bright time for /fb/
>>27494999
>She opens and closes her mouth several times, searching for something to say.
>"But... why?"
>Why?
>"Why are you here?"
>You scratch the back of your head.
"I just saw you a while earlier, and..."
>"And what?"
>The sudden hostility in her voice takes you aback.
>"What could you possibly want from me? To talk to me? After years of silence? Or are you just here to laugh at me? Oh haha, look at Dash, she wanted to be a professional sports player, she wanted to be in a famous band and now look at her, sitting in a cardboard box in a dirty fucking alley!"
>She's practically shouting now.
>"Oh, I know, maybe you thought since I was poor and homeless that maybe I'd turn a trick for a meal and warm bed?! Well fuck you, Anonymous!"
"T-that's not what I-"
>She lunges at you with surprising speed, grabbing your collar
>"That's not what? Tell me, because I'm having real hard fucking time believing you're here just for a chat with an old friend. Friends don't just show up out of the blue after abandoning their friends! Friends don't leave friends alone! Friends don't... friends don't leave friends alone...
>She let's go of your coat, the fire having left her eyes.
>"Just go Anon. I don't want to see you."
>>27494861
Maybe, I hope so at least
>>27494740
This was inspired by another thread.
>The other universe self wants to MAYBE play sports when she grows up and has no real life goals to speak of or real merchandiseable talents
>>27495241
Moar!
>>27495278
sry m8, but I gotta get going. I'll finish it later, promise
http://pastebin.com/EErUXRR4
>>27495241
You have my complete attention. Please continue.
>>27495348
Ok.
>>27484694
>Fluttershy breaks the hug.
>”So Anon, did any of those meanies hurt you much?”
“They couldn’t do much I’m afraid,” you say with a smug grin, “and the cut on my forehead is already healing, yeah…I’m gonna make it.”
>Fluttershy giggles once again.
>”I’m glad to hear that Anon.”
“And…what about you?” You ask in a concerned and very serious tone.
>She sighs.
>”It was awful…but thanks to you nothing happened. Some people saw my breasts before you lent me your jacket, but that’s it…that jerk didn’t even manage to touch them.”
>Lewd…
>”Why did this have to happen Anon? Is this what men are always after?” She says as she places her hands on her waist.
>Lewder…
>Wait, what?!
>Oh shit, someone’s been browsing Dumblr…
“What? No Flutters! Of course not! I mean, some guys are idiots but most of us are pretty decent.”
>She gives you a faint smile.
>”Just like you Anon. Thanks a lot…what Rarity did to you was really mean. I didn’t expect she’d betray you like that.”
“I think jealousy got the best of her. That’s all…”
>Fluttershy lifts an eyebrow.
>”You’re…not upset?”
>>27495536
“Hey, who am I to judge her? And while I feel a little sad about what she did to me I’m afraid she already learned her lesson. Sometimes Rarity is a little too naive for her own good.”
>Fluttershy is confused.
“Rainbow told me about Rarity’s past with Thunderlane. What a jerk, hurting poor Rares like that.”
>”You know about Thunderlane?” Fluttershy asks in a surprised tone, “yeah…she was very hurt after she caught him cheating on her. Especially after he asked her to…you know.”
“Yeah, it seems Canterlot High is filled with some jerks. But I swear there are good guys in here. You know, ones that don’t buy panty shots from Snips and Snails.”
>Fluttershy pouts.
>”Oh yeah? Like who?”
“My friends for example.”
>Bullshit.
>”Eh, I’ll take your word for it.”
“And…there’s also Bulk Biceps too!”
>”…really?”
“Yeah! I mean, I don’t talk to the guy much, but I know how to spot a kind man when I see one.”
>”I hope you’re right Anon, I’d hate it so much if he has something to do with Snips and Snails.”
“Don’t worry about that Flutters, he’s clean…legit, and I think he has a thing for you.”
>She lets out an inspired sigh.
>”Really? H-how do you know that?”
“Well, I wasn’t supposed to say anything…but let’s say I have my own methods to figure things out. Lemme guess, you like him don’t you?” You say in an intrusive way.
>She just twirls her pink hair.
>”M-maybe…”
>>27495241
>"Friends don't just show up out of the blue after abandoning their friends!"
So where are her other friends?
I eagerly await more.
>>27492749
>"DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"
Good thing I have sides insurance, you fucking genius
>>27492749
>"DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"
Kek, I didn't see that.
>>27495738
>>27495661
Thank you guys, I try
>>27494113
Thanks mate, but as for the photo, credit goes to Fiftyshadesofyellow
>>27495738
Didn't really get the pic :/
You have a bit more volume from your right speaker? What's the joke?
>>27496095
Just uncomfortable shit
>>27495738
I'm only posting in this thread to tell you that image is not only not funny, but it's reckless and dangerous.
>>27495738
This kills the ears.
DAILY REMINDER THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU GUYS BULLY ME I WILL STILL RULE FINGERBANG :^)
>>27491570
>Okay, you're done with negotiation.
>You snag the phone out of his hand.
>"HEY!"
>He reaches for it, but stops when you grab his arm.
>"Wha--" You yank him to the floor and pin him down.
>As Norman is laying on the asphalt, he squirms around, trying to break free.
>You set your foot over his left leg and prepare yourself.
>"You better stop or--"
>With all of your might, you send your foot down and stomp on his thigh, smashing right through the femur.
>As he lets out a painful scream, you let go of him and watch Norman grab his damaged leg.
>"What in the fuck is wrong with you!?" He cries out.
"It's simple, either you give me the passcode to unlock the phone, or it's going to be your kneecap next."
>You approach him, but he quickly puts up his hand to stop you.
>"Okay! Okay, the code is three-one-three-one."
>You press in the code and you are greeted with his home screen.
"How do I delete the photos out of the cloud?"
>"I swear, I'll--"
>You bring your foot up and set it on the side of his knee.
>"ALRIGHT! Just, give it to me, and those photos are gone, okay!?"
>He tears up, trying to hold it back from sliding out of his eyelids.
>It was practically icing on the cake for you, all you need is for him to get rid of these photos.
>It took Norman a while to do his part, what with all the wincing and leg holding that he constantly did.
>In the end of about a minute, he managed to delete it all.
>You swipe around his phone, making sure not one photo is saved anywhere.
>Aside from a stash of porn, he had nothing.
>"Are we square now!?" He shouts.
"Yeah, we're fine."
>You lower his phone, but keep it away at an arms reach.
"But, not just yet."
>"Come on, what more do you want!?"
"It's not what I want, but rather, what you want."
>"The fuck are you going on about!? I'm not going to call the police!"
"I know. You just need to follow everything that I say, and both of us will get away scot-free."
>>27497248
>"Fine, whatever! Tell me already so that I can get to the hospital!"
>You put the phone in your pocket and help him up.
>"What are--"
"Just get in my car and I'll drive you to the intersection."
>"Are you going to finish me off!?" He panics.
"The fuck is wrong with you? I'm not going to do that. I'm going to drop you off, you call nine-one-one, they come to pick you up, you claim that it was a hit-and-run, and we call it a night."
>"What if they ask details?"
>You slowly guide him to the backseat.
"Say that you were on your way for a burger, but someone hit you and ran off. It was all a blur and happened too fast for you to get anything."
>"This is insane!"
"It's not. Just say that you couldn't get a good look at the license plate and it was too dark for you to see the color."
>You set him down.
>"I can't believe you did this, just for a set of pictures."
"Hey, you wanted to be something and now you are."
>"I'm going to use a fucking crutch for the next few weeks!"
"But, people will give you sympathy points."
>"What?"
"You have a broken leg; girls normally feel bad when a guy gets into an accident. When no one knows who did it, they even feel more sad for you. The sadder they get, the closer you are to any of them."
>He scratches his chin.
>"Yeah, I can work with that."
"Hey, they can also write down their numbers on that sweet cast that you'll have."
>"Oh ha-fucking-ha!"
"What? I'm just looking at the positives."
>"Just drop me off already!"
"Suit yourself."
>You close the door and hop into the drivers seat.>>27491617
>>27492135
I hope that was sufficient enough.
>>27492366
For the time being. I do hope the same goes for you.
>>27494113
Future posts may get a stall for the next few days, but I'll do with what I can.
Carry on n' shit.
>>27497268
This was excellent.
>>27496120
Fuck you!!!
That picture gave me cancer desu
Previously on FBTMH: http://pastebin.com/NrDyCxj4
>Minutes later.
>You're back in your room with your phone still in hand.
>How the hell can Eatos just transfer you between worlds like that?
>If you can even call that place another world.
>Anyways. It's time to contact your date.
>You just her number and bring the phone to your ear.
>It rings a couple of times before the call is connected.
>["Hello?"]
["Hey, Twi."]
>["Hi, Anon! Surprised to get a phone call from you this early in the morning. Normally you'd be sleeping right now."] She laughs. ["So anyways. Whatcha need?"]
>You let out a gulp, trying to alpha the fuck up.
["I was wondering if you'd like to go to the movies with me.."] You pause momentarily, building up the courage to say the next sentence. ["As in a date."]
>["D-D-D-Date!?"]
>From that comment, you can tell Twilight was shocked to hear that coming out your mouth.
["Y-Yeah. So what do you say?"]
>You don't hear anything from her for a while. but you listen more carefully.
>It's kind of faint, but you can hear Twilight saying something in the background.
>Sure enough, you can make out what she's saying.
>["YES! I HAVE A DATE WITH ANON! YESYESYESYES!"]
>A chuckle slips out your mouth after hearing Twilight.
>Typical, coming from her.
>Always getting overly excited when she gets what she wants.
>A few seconds later, Twilight gets back on the line.
>["A-Are you sure, Anon?"]
["Very sure, Twi. So do you accept?"] Even though you know her answer, but you gotta play it off like you didn't hear her.
>["YES!"] She replies as soon as you ask. ["I-I mean, yes. I would like that."]
["Alright, sweet." Let's say we meet at the theater by 6, or shall I pick you up at your house and we walk there together. Totally your choice."]
>["I wouldn't mind taking the walk with you."]
["Alright. It's set. I'll be there around 5 and we'll leave ASAP. Deal?"]
>["Deal."]
["Cool. See you soon, Twilight."]
>["Bye, Anon."]
>>27498098
>Few hours into the day.
>Your parents just left for the airport to Delamare 20 minutes ago.
>Those two just love to travel as much as they can, wherever they can.
>The great thing is, your dad actually left you the keys to the Porsche.
>Fucking sweet.
>You would take Twilight in the car, but you did promise you'd walk with her.
>Maybe next time.
>In the meantime, you start getting ready for your date.
>Just the word makes you nervous and makes your heart race.
>You just hope that everything goes well.
>You look at the clock and noticed you still got time left.
>What to do in the meantime.
>Maybe you can talk to Eatos for a while.
>She can probably make you feel a bit easier about this whole thing.
>You close your eyes and let her fill your mind.
>In a few seconds, you open your eyes and see Eatos standing by the window.
>As you look closely, you see that she's admiring the beautiful weather outside.
>You slowly walk up to her and she begins to speak.
>"Your world is such a beautiful place. The birds, the sky, nature. Everything about it is just magnificent."
>She just continues standing there with a smile on her face.
"What's your world like? Or is the place I first met you, your world?"
>"Oh no. My world is a magical world. Filled with dragons, unicorns, and other mythical creatures that doesn't exist in your world. Where we met is a link between our worlds."
"It sounds nice. I would like to visit sometimes, if I somehow can."
>"I'll keep that in mind, child." She turns towards you. "So. How can I help you? I know you called so I can help you with your date, correct?"
"Well, not entirely true. I called because I just wanted to talk to you. Get to know you better."
>Eatos' eyes widen as she hears your response.
>She smiles and turns back to the window.
>Did you say something wrong?
>It can't be because you caught a glimpse of her smile.
>"It's funny." She speaks up. "Everyone that I helped throughout my life, not one has ever called on me just to talk."
>>27498111
"But don't you feel what I feel? Don't you read my thoughts?"
>"I guess that's one thing that got passed me. When someone calls me, I just assume that it's just for advice, but you just made me think differently."
>Now that you think about it, that's kind of sad.
>All she ever does is help people.
>It's like she never had an actual conversation with anyone.
>Maybe you can change that for her.
"Well. I'm not gonna come for you just for advice. I would really like to get to know you. Talk from time to time. If you don't mind."
>She tears up a little, but wipes them away.
>"I would love that, Anonymous. Thank you."
>After what feels like a hour, you learned a lot about Eatos.
>She's over a thousand years old, which is funny, because she looks as young as twenty-one.
>Angels in her world age, but their appearance stays the same after twenty years.
>She's been all over the world, helping out people in need, just like you.
>There's been people she helped in a matter of a day, some that she couldn't help at all, and some that she didn't want to help.
>Her parents passed away a couple of centuries ago due to sickness.
>As she was explaining her life to you, she looked so happy, being able to express her feelings to someone.
>It makes you feel bad because you feel like she's all alone.
>She didn't speak about any friends she has, if she has any.
>Just as she finishes, you remember about Twilight and your date.
"Oh, damn! My date! What time is it?"
>Eatos stops you as you start to panic and laughs a little.
>"Easy, Anonymous." She points to the clock. "I froze time five minutes before your departure. I wasn't gonna let you miss this day."
"Wow. I didn't know you can freeze time like that. What else can you do?"
>"I wish I can tell you more, but you have to get going."
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
>"Before you go, I just want to thank you. No one has ever taken the time to talk with me. It really made my day."
>>27498120
"Anytime. You're may be my guardian angel, but you're also my friend."
>Eatos smiles wide at your sentence.
>"Thank you so much. One more thing. There's something I want to give you."
>She holds out her hand.
>At first, there's nothing there, but after a second, a mysterious green crystal appears.
"What's this?" You grab it and start examining it.
>"This is the Crystal of the Angels. This has been passed down my family for generations and now, I'm giving it to you."
"Oh no, Eatos. I can't take your family's treasure."
>"Nonsense. I want you to. I know you'll take care of it. Besides. After you solve the problem you have, I'll disappear from your mind, but with this stone, you can still call me, even though I won't be a part of you anymore."
"That's pretty cool. I'll cherish it always. Just one question. Why me?"
>"Because you're the only one that showed interest about me. It felt good knowing I wasn't being used for advice. I can finally understand why those two girls like you so much."
>You let out a smile, knowing you helped Eatos.
"Then I'll accept it. Thank you."
>"No. Thank you. Now it's time for you to have fun. Goodbye, Anonymous. Until next time."
>She snaps her fingers and time starts moving.
>She has disappeared and you're still in your room.
>You look in your hands and notice the crystal is gone.
>As you look down, you notice that it's hanging around your neck.
>Looks like Eatos made it into a necklace for you.
>You grip the crystal tightly and feel her aura.
>A smile forms on your face.
>Now that you're back, time to go pick up Twilight.
>5:00pm on the dot.
>You're walking to Twilight's house, trying to rush a little bit.
>Thankfully it isn't a long trip, since she only lives a couple of blocks away from you.
>The weather is still nice as it was this morning, but you can feel the temperature dropping.
>Even though, it's still a great day.
>Finally, you reach her house.
>You step up on the porch and ring the bell.
>>27498131
>The lawn is freshly cut and the air filled with the smell of grass.
>The whole yard is surrounded by a white fence.
>Flowers are placed by the door and hanging from the window.
>As you keep looking around, you hear the door knob being turned, so you quickly turn to the door.
>When it opens, it reveals a middle-aged woman who is a spitting image of Twilight.
>Well, except for the hair color.
>"Why hello, Anonymous." She says in a soft voice. "It's nice to see you."
"Hello, Mrs. Velvet. It's nice to see you too. Is Twilight here?"
>"Yes, she is. I think she's in her room, getting ready." She steps to the side. "Why don't you come in and wait for her? You two are going somewhere, right?"
>Oh shit. Does she know about your date with Twilight?
"Y-yes we are. Are you sure to come in?"
>"Nonsense, dear! You're always welcome here."
>She pulls you inside and you just follow her to the living room.
>As you walk in, you see middle-aged man sitting on a chair, reading a book.
>You look closer and see it's one of the books your father wrote.
>"Honey. Look who's here." Mrs. Velvet speaks up.
>He looks up from his book and gets up from the chair.
>"Is that Anonymous?" He begins walking towards you. "Man. I remember when you were just a squirt."
>He puts his hand out and you grab it, giving him a firm handshake.
"Yeah, it's me, Mr. Light."
>"So. What do I owe for this unexpected visit?"
"Well.. Actually.. I-" You are stopped as Mrs. Velvet steps in.
>"Well, dear. He's here to pick up our Twilight."
>Damn. Straight to the point.
>"Is that so? Well let me go get her."
>Mr. Light walks towards the stairs and calls out to his daughter.
>"Just a minute, dad!" She yells out. "I'm almost finished!"
>Her father just laughs.
>"Women. Always taking long to get ready. Ain't that right, Anonymous?"
>"Excuse me?" His wife turns at him. "Us women love to look good, so we take our time with our looks."
>The three of you just laugh.
>>27498144
>After a few minutes of catching up with Twilight's parents, she finally comes down.
>She looks simply stunning.
>Her hair is in a neat ponytail and she's wearing a bit of make-up. Not too heavy on it.
>She's wearing a purple blouse and tight black pants.
>You never seen her dress like this.
>She is normally wearing a skirt and a plain shirt or something along those lines.
>As she notices you, she gets a little embarrassed.
>"Jeez, guys. Why didn't you tell me Anon was here!?"
>"Well we wanted to catch up with Anonymous." Her mother speaks up.
>"Yeah." Her father joins in. "We haven't seen Anonymous in a while since he never visits."
>He throws an arm around your shoulder.
>Mrs. Velvet looks at the grandfather clock.
>"Good heavens." She speaks up. "Look at the time. You two are gonna be late."
>Mr. Light takes his arm off you.
>"She's right. You kids better get a move on."
>She begins pushing you and Twilight towards the door.
>Twilight looks over her shoulder and peeks at the clock.
>"It's only 5:10, mom! We'll be fine!"
>"Nonsense! You know how those lines get!"
>Before you know it, you're both on the porch.
>"Have fun, you two!"
>"Mom, wai-" Twilight tries to yell out to her, but to has no success.
>The door closes in her face and you hear the door being locked.
>Twilight is clearly annoyed at this point, but she gets over it quickly.
>"Fine. Let's go, Anon." She walks off the porch and you follow.
>Mrs. Velvet peeks out the window and watches you two walk down the street.
>"Think she'll finally confess, dear?" She says to her husband as she keeps her eyes glued out the window.
>"Twilight? Not a chance."
>They both share a laugh and walk away from the window.
>After 30 minutes of walking, you're almost there.
>The walk has been talkative between the two of you.
>Twilight apologized about her parents and then talked about graduation.
>You told her about how your father gave you the car.
>>27498160
"I'm sorry about not bringing the car. We could have been there already."
>"It's okay. I wanted to take the walk anyways."
"Good. Because I did promise to walk with you and I don't break my promises."
>She lets out a soft giggle.
>"Well I'm glad to hear."
>You finally reach the movie theater and it's just like Mrs. Velvet said.
>Awaits you is a long ass line almost to the corner of the street.
"Guess we gotta walk all the way back there."
>"Guess so." She looks around the line before following you to the back.
>Before you take a couple of steps, you hear someone yell yours and Twilight's name.
>"NONNY! TWILIGHT! OVER HERE!"
>You both turn around and see Pinkie waving her hand high in the air, trying to get your attention.
>Behind her are the rest of the crew.
>Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, & Fluttershy.
>Twilight walks ahead and gives everyone a hug.
"Hey girls." You follow behind Twilight. "What brings you here? Although I know why Rainbow is here."
>"Well." Applejack was the first to speak up. "Rainbow called an' wanted me ta get the girls together an' hang out. Like old times. So I called an' got everyone on the phone and they all agreed."
>Rarity joins in.
>"It is nice to all be together again after all these years. I feel we haven't all been together in one sitting after our first year of high school."
>That's because that's when they all drifted away.
>After a second, you noticed that Pinkie Pie has disappeared, but in a flash, she appears between you and Twilight.
>She throws her arms around the both of you and gets close to Twilight.
>"So." She whispers to Twilight. "Are you two on a date this time?"
>Twilight's face turns red and doesn't answer, so you butt in.
"Actually Pinkie." You were about to explain, but you catch Twilight staring at you.
>A glare that can cut diamonds.
>You can tell that in her eyes, she wanted you to keep this a secret.
>You give her an assuring smile and turn to Pinkie Pie.
>>27498165
"The thing is," You whisper to her so no one but the three of you can hear. "We are, but we don't want anyone to find out. So you think you can keep this a secret from the others?"
>Twilight gets more embarrassed and a little angry at the fact you told Pinkie.
>"Of course, Nonny! I pinkie promise! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" She does the motion as she says the promise.
"Thanks, Pinks. Well I guess we should get to the back of the line. We don't wa-" Pinkie grabs your arm and pulls you towards her and the others.
>"Nonsense! Come get in line with us!"
"Oh, I can't do that, Pinkie. Others were here first."
>"Of course you can! Consider us even for the tip you gave me at the diner."
"Well.. Okay then.. What do you say, Twilight?"
>"I don't mind, but. Um.." Pinkie puts a hand on Twilight's shoulder.
>"Don't worry, Twilight. I'll make sure you two are alone for the movie." She gives Twilight a wink.
>Twilight smiles and walks to the other girls and starts talking with them.
>You and Pinkie join them right after, waiting for the theater to start selling the tickets.
And that's all for this update. Hope you all enjoy.
>>27495563
Normie stuff completed, friendos
I'll be back writing sometime today. I've had a hard past couple of days.
But the make up sex was good, so I can't complain.
So many writefags... this is just fucking great. Oh man
>>27498170
This story seems pretty well paced. I like the overall feel to it. I've noticed that your dialogue is a bit on the better side in comparison to other greens on this board. That shows elements of good execution.
Great job, PurpTrix. Glad to see you're still around.
>>27498953
Don't worry, we'll have another shitstorm soon that'll scare away all the writers.
>>27498887
Man, I had a hard time with my gf two weeks ago, also had great make up sex.
Now back to writing you faggot!
>>27499070
Doubt it. The last time a guy tried that earlier this year, he failed miserably, got BTFO on the thread and left the Discord chat in humiliating defeat.
Shit flingers have no power here.
>>27499701
yea
>>27499701
True that, fb will never die.
>>27497268
This scene was kinda cute. I like it.
>>27499070
I'm not seeing one, nignog. Looks like that's just an empty promise.
>>27465347
bump from 9
>>27499855
Not sure if really really funny, or sad...
Also, bump
boop
>>27498170
Woo! Good to see you again my man!
>>27499855
Ewww a namefag
>>27481350
>Trixie goes to her own page before answering the message.
>Maybe it was something Twilight saw on her blog that caught her attention. Maybe it was something that Trixie had said in the past that would have gotten Twilight asking questions. Trixie starts to see what could have done this as she looks at her most recent post.
>[Thank you all so much for the 0 followers!] The message is self explanatory, along with the face that posts like this one span further into the past every week.
>It must have been forever since Trixie started posting these whenever she noticed her follower count remaining at zero.
>Twilight sent another message. [I saw what you threw away today.]
>Trixie opens her inbox once more and reads the message over and over again countless times. She stops when her mind accepts that this isn’t some sort of a nightmare.
>And now the girl is trying to think up her damage controlling response by the time Twilight sends yet another message.
>[I noticed the things you said on it… and it made me think that I should probably talk to you sometime.]
>After looking back into her memory, Trixie finds herself hardly able to remember what it was she wrote on the paper. All she knows is that after she reached the point where her drawing was flawed from the ground up (which might as well have been right when the pencil hit paper), she started to vent regarding how terrible her work never stops being.
>Trixie remembers writing at least tent times more than she drew.
>[It didn’t mean anything.] Trixie tried to hold back the urge to type strong words, dragging herself through this awkward confrontation.
>>27484694
Come on Butters, don't be too nice to the taken man.
>"Yeah I'm ready let's go!"
>"No, no wait! I forgot my purse I'll be right back!"
>Before you can say anything she's out of the car
>She runs almost like she's on cross country or something
>Until...
>"AHHH!!" Derpy screams, as she falls
>You swear she then slides at least 15 feet on her face in perfect scorpion form (pic)
>It's quite admirable, actually.
>Wait, shouldn't you help her?
>Yeah do that
>You get out of the car to run to her
>Next thing you know
>"OOMF"
>You swear your foot went into a hole that lead all the way to the other side of the earth
>You however didn't fall as gracefully as Derpy and just slam your face on the ground at what seems like 100 Mph (160 Km/h)
>And then it's just black
>wait no, there's a light!
>But it's not the sun
>As a matter of fact you feel like you're on something soft
>And hair is tickling your face
"Hello? Where am I"
>"Oh you woke up!"
>That voice, it's familiar
>Opening your eyes you see a familiar face with one eye looking at you and the other one looking not so quite at you
>She's blushing
>Then you realize you were trying to grab around to feel your surroundings and you had your hand firmly planted on her left boob.
"Oh! shit sorry!"
>"It's okay!" Derpy giggles covering her mouth with her hands
"Uhh.. how long was I out?"
>"Oh! Not long. 20 minutes max. I'm so sorry about all this" She says, looking like she feels guilty
"But, why are you sorry?" You inquire.
>"If I wasn't such a dumb klutz you wouldn't have come out to help me, then hurting yourself"
>You look at her for a moment
>She looks like she wants to cry
>Then you hear her stomache growling
>Be romantic Anonymous, do something. Come on, don't just stare at her
>Got it.
>You lean up, hold her cheek in your hand and give her a kiss
>At first she seems hesitant, but then she wraps her arms around you and accepts your embrace
>No tounge, but you hold her there for a few seconds
>Then when you break the kiss, you look at her and say
"It's okay, now let's go eat"
>>27504739
>This time, you both make it to your car safely, AND Derpy has her purse
>It was kinda strange, though. No one else was at Derpy's house with her, where are her parents?
>Whatever. That's not important right now
>What's important is that you drive yourself and your woman to some food.
>You have to go all the way back into the city for this place, it better be good.
>You've never ate there before but you found a gift card with $20 for it.
>30 minutes pass and you're there
>The motherfuckin Cheesecake factory.
>"Oh Anon is this where we're eating? It's kind of expensive isn't it?"
"No, it's okay. It isn't too bad."
>Nothing your credit card can't handle
>It's actually pretty busy here, but you get seated right away.
>You both are handed menus
>And both of you order coke
>You also order nachos as an appetizer
>Enjoying your appetizer, you ask Derpy
"So when you were running to get your purse, you ran like you did track or something. Well at least you did before you fell. Are you on any teams around the school?"
>"Oh yeah! I actually run cross country during the summer, do you do anything?"
>Yeah you do.
>But you're in the marching band.
>Band kids don't get pretty girls
>Well it's your life anyways, so she's gonna have to find out eventually.
"Yeah. I am in band. I do marching band during the summer but, that's really it."
>"Oh that's so cool! What do you play?"
>Wait she actually thinks it's cool?
"Uhh, I play trumpet. I'm on the first part."
>"Wow, you must be pretty talented."
>No you just suck the least
"Yeah, I guess I am. Thanks!"
>Damnit Anon you just sounded like an overconfident douche! What the hell was that?
>Thank god for the waitress coming back
>"So have you kids decided what you want?" She asks with a smile
"Yeah, actually. Can I just get Chargrilled Coulotte Steak please?"
>"And I'll have the Sheperds pie!"
>"Okay kids, your food will be right out!I'll take your menu's for you now." Says the smiling waitress
>>27504746
>She really must want a good tip
"So Derpy, when you're not running what do you do?"
>"Well actually, I'm usually doing homework, cooking, watching some series on TV, or playing a Video Game of some sorts, but mostly I'm doing homework. It takes me a lot longer to understand things than other people." She pauses for a moment "And a lot of the other kids make fun of me, and will say that I should be in special ed classes because I look like a retard and I have the brain of one too.."
"Well, I struggle a lot in some classes too. It's okay if you don't learn as quickly as others. As long as you're doing your best, that's all anyone can ask for. Screw what those other kids say! Heck, we're not in any of the same classes but we have the same teachers eventually. If you want help I don't mind studying with you.
>"Really?! That'd be awesome! I had a tutor once, but my dad couldn't afford her anymore so she stopped coming." She says, it seems like recalling that made her upset
"Yep! I have no problem with helping you! And it'll be free of charge!"
>"Thank you so much!"
"Oh yeah also, if someone else bothers you about, and makes comments like that towards you again, let me know. I'll take care of it."
>Next thing you know your food is here.
>Minutes later, it's all gone. Well your food is.
>Derpy isn't even halfway done with hers, but she looks like she's done
>"Ooofff I'm so full I couldn't eat another bite."
"Well I hope you have some room left for dessert. This is the Cheesecake factory after all! You like chocolate?"
>She shakes her head yes
>The waitress comes back over and you order Linda's Fudge Cake
>"Anon you didn't have to order an entire cake!"
"Maybe I wanted some leftovers? Anyways, I'm sure you'd like some cake for home too."
>"Well, thanks for taking me out today Anon, it really means a lot to me... You're actually the first guy that's ever taken me on a date" She says kind of half smiling/frowning. Can't tell
>>27504752
"Well I don't know why not! You're a very beautiful interesting girl. And for the record I think your eyes are adorable."
>"Awwwwh thanks so much, Anon. You're so sweet." Derpy now smiling, face red as a tomato.
"I try to be, Derps"
>Your cake arrives, of which both you and Derpy eat one slice
>You get 3 to go boxes, 1 for her leftover Shepard's pie, and each of you got a share of the cheesecake
>The bill ends up being 61.50, wew
>You use your credit card and your gift card, so you only paid 41.50
>Deciding to make a good impression you also leave $20 as a tip
>"Anon why'd you leave such a big tip?" Derp asks quizzingly
"I dunno. She was nice, and I was feeling generous."
>You both walk back to your swag wagon, both get in
"So now that we've ate where do you want to go now?"
>"uhhhhh"
Where should they go as part 2 of the date? Let you guys decide.
Sorry, but I'm gonna be updating kind of sporadic for awhile. I'm marching a drum corps, and it's basically a professional marching band that practices for 12 hours a day in various places across the U.S. for different shows and stuff. I spend most of my days shirtles in nothing but short shorts, tennis shoes, a hat, gloves, and my trumpet. If you're interested i could go on about it all day but yeah. I do that stuff.
>>27504788
Also pastebin is updated
http://pastebin.com/frh7CSrV
EQG lore over here
>>27504448
>>27505011
>This book
>>27504788
Now I'm picturing a Chippendales dancer with a trumpet. I'm pretty okay with that. I had to look up an image to go along with it, but pic related popped up and I had to use it.
You should have them go to a music store and mess around on instruments they have no idea how to play. I'm a little twisted, but the agony written on the faces of the clerks was enough of a turn-on for me to let the guy I was on a date with get to third base. Have them do something flippant and unexpected, in other words.
>>27505196
This is why you sit at the back of the class
>>27504788
Awesome story!
Some people know me as musicanon, even though last time I delivered something was over a year ago so I won't use the name.
From musician to musician, i gotta ask:
How is it playing in a marching band?
Do you also play in normal jazz groups like trios or quartets?
How do you practice improvisation if you play in a marching band all the time?
Do you compose/Arrange?
How old are you?
>>27501924
pheno.
are you ok?
>>27503366
im taking your spot. fag.
>>27505910
Don't be A faggot
>>27505011
>the best thing about CP
Hasjew confirmed pedophiles.
>>27505918
what do you mean
>>27505931
I'm sorry mate, not trying to be a dick, but you know, you shouldn't be asking how people are on here, especially if they write, so by the decree of physics I have to sayDon't be a faggot
>>27505937
are you ok, anon?
are you okay?
>>27505937
anon how are you doing?
Hows the family?
>>27505956
>>27505950
I'm fine...you guys have the problem! Not me!
>>27505972
Anon how are you? really?
>>27505983
Depressed, in a way poni can't help me
>>27506024
are you from america?
>>27506145
Well theres your problem
thats why you are depressed
>>27506208
