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>>27568312
sex the humanpony
>>27568312
>sunset would be disgusted if you wrote her a love letter
Shamwow a best
>>27568502
What the fuck is up with her collarbone, nigger!? And why the fuck is her tits hanging out? What a slut.
>>27568312
>You will never double team Twilight with Sunset.
>You will never fuck Twilight from behind while she eats out Sunset.
>>27565613
Why didn't you wait until this thread to post that?!
That whole thing was so fucking good, better that at least 90% of the shit I see on this god forsaken website. You should have been patient. More people would have seen it if you posted it here. Now that thread's about to prune before most of your potential readers will come on.
You can complain all you want about not getting the exposure you'd like to get. But at the end of the day, when you do shit like this, it's YOUR fault you're often underrated.
Seriously dude. You just wasted 30 posts of perfection, in my opinion. I didn't even care that it was prose. If you don't at least post this on FimFic or something, I'm going to be legit mad.
>>27568639
I say just post it again here, I didn't even read it sense the thread was almost over. Was it any good.
>>27568595Flash has.
>>27568656
Well I loved it. It was kind of weird but really sexy at the same time. Descriptive too.
Alex, if your reading this post it again here.
>>27568697
And he still wonders why we want him dead.
>>27568527
rube
she just wants to look pretty for you, Anon
don't call her names
>>27568788
Physical deformation is not the same as looking good for someone.
>>27568697
I want to be like Flash
>charming
>chill
>handsome
>friendly
>plays instruments
>dates hottest girls in school
>>27568697
No he didn't
They laughed him out of the room after seeing his tiny monkey dick
>>27568924
Sure thing, Zeph.
>>27568846
Too bad he's gay.
>>27568697
>>27568846
What a handsome man.
How can green nerdy manlets even compete?
>>27570457
By being real.
>>27570457
I would refer you to the last story where you had a live grenade showed up your ass. Being attractive to necrophiliacs is hard when your in pieces.
>>27570457
By our advanced knowledge in fedora tipping and katanas give
>>27570569
Shoved" not showed. Fucking typos
>>27570457
Fuck off. This is the true face of a handsome man.
>>27570729
>>27570572
>>27570569
>>27570550
>When the butthurt is just right
Mmm. It's positively delectable.
No matter how hard you kick and scream, this perfect gentleman will end up romancing one of the Mane Six next movie. Or even Sunset.
Turn your eyes inward. You know this to be true.
>>27570773
Then the dead cant do anything.
>>27570773
Keep talking, cuck.
bump from 9
"Listen" update.
>>27562677
>Go through the rest of your lecture following along the guidelines for the lesson. Lemon Zest sits in the back of the classroom, so it’s hard to tell whether or not she’s looking at the overhead projector’s image with the lights turned off.
>You’ve always imagined what it was like to have to write your noted in the dark like this. Isn’t doing it this way at least a little difficult?
>Class ends and you dismiss your students a minute before the bell rings. Everyone has shuffled around the room on the way out before you get a chance to… probably thank Miss Zest for complying with the whole headphones issue. The girl is already gone with her peers.
>The next few classes are a breeze, and the day is over before you know it. It’s almost sad to you that you only got to talk about Medieval Europe four times today; you could drone on to yourself for years about this stuff and still likely learn something new.
>You’re on your way out to your car when you notice a familiar head of hair among the sea of students.
>Maybe Miss Zest won’t notice if you call out to her, but then again, there’s really no need to thank her anyway. It would just be strange to do it now. And you have better things to worry about anyway.
>Such as telling Principal Cinch that Lemon Zest left her headphones at home on her own terms… so you won’t receive a phone call at 5:27 tomorrow morning. You really wish that the lady wasn’t always too “busy” to talk to you during the school day.
>But with that lime green head of hair in the distance, something else you notice changes everything you were just planning to say to Cinch. It’s that same little band of bright pink — Zest’s headphones that are NOT at home.
>To make matters worse, one of her friends notices you standing in the middle of the hallway, sticking out like a sore thumb. The group of girls suspiciously rushes away from view a few seconds after this.
>”Mr. Mous!” The stern voice sounds behind you.
Bump from 10
It can't be that late. Goodness.
Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/SNy2W3Cm
>>27565184
>https://soundcloud.com/altitvde/c-h-e-r-r-y
“Well, now that the dust has settled…I think you still owe Rainbow, Flutters and Sunset an apology don’t you think?”
>She lets out a sigh.
>”I don’t know, they probably hate me by now. I just don’t know how to enter the cafeteria and face them after what happened.”
“You’re talking nonsense Rarity. Just be sincere and they’ll forgive you.”
>”If you say so Anon…”
>You place your arm around Rarity’s waist and walk with her to the cafeteria.
>She places her arm around your waist as well, and rests her pretty head on the right side of your chest.
>When you both enter the cafeteria you find Rarity’s friends having fun and talking together.
>Rarity feels so out of place.
>”Perhaps we should try in another moment Ano-“
“No, another moment is too late Rares,” you interrupt, “you need to apologize now, my life depends on it.”
>”…what?”
“Err, never mind. Just go there and apologize to your friends.”
>>27574331
>You walk with Rarity to the table your friends are sitting at.
>As soon as they spot Rarity, the table goes dead silent.
>”Rarity…” Sunset Shimmer coldly says.
“Hey girls. Look who I found walking by herself near my locker.”
>”So?”
>Sunset’s words are really hurtful.
>But you don’t care, you still have a crush on her.
“She has something to say to you.”
>Rarity clears her throat.
>”I’m sorry girls…Dash, I’m sorry I yelled at you in the club.”
>Rainbow Dash scoffs.
>”Whatever…”
>”I truly am, my actions only brought the worst of my by doubting my friend. Telling myself that you’d actually try to make a move on my boyfriend. But I was wrong, so wrong. I wronged you and Anon by simply not trusting you, both of you.”
>Rainbow Dash sighs.
>”I know you’ve heard some rumors Rarity, but it’s simply not true. I simply wouldn’t like Anon as my boyfriend, I mean look at him! He’s a huge mess…”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEzfdz0JhIY
“Gee, thanks a lot Dash…”
>You look at her with a mischievous smile, then you pucker your lips at her.
>Rainbow Dash’s eyes go wide as they react to your idiotic action, but you know she digs your teasing.
>”He’s just playing, but I’m sure he’d never cheat on you.” She says with a nervous smile.
>>27574345
>”I know dear, hence my apology. It was really stupid of me to think badly of you.”
>”It’s okay Rarity. I forgive you.” Rainbow Dash says.
>”So do I…” Fluttershy adds, which brings hope to Rarity’s pretty face, “Anon said very sweet things of you earlier in the morning Rarity, I know you weren’t expecting those jerks to act the way they did. But you should’ve been more careful.”
>”I understand Fluttershy, I wasn’t thinking straight. I should’ve been the only one in danger. You two didn’t deserve any of this…”
>Sunset Shimmer crosses her arms.
“Come on Sunny, cut Rares some slack.”
>”Easy for you to say Anon!” She angrily replies, “I felt so humiliated in that room, I thought I was going to-“
“Shh…calm down Sunny. You think you can say anything of Rarity as if you have never done anything wrong in your life. Now is that true? Cast the first stone at her if what I just said is true…”
>”…”
“What’s the matter? I’m waiting.”
>>27574351
>”Ugh, forget it…I’m still mad at Rarity, and you should be as well. She was intending to cheat on you!”
“No, some asshole just took advantage of her naivety. She was just trying to make me feel a little jealous. Now that we talked together and that I know a little about her past with Thunderlane I can see why she did it on the first place.”
>Sunset Shimmer stays quiet.
“It saddens me that she wouldn’t trust me enough in the first place, but I gave her another chance. You should do the same…after all, she wasn’t trying to hurt you on purpose.”
>She sighs.
>”I guess you’re right Anon. Is that true Rarity?”
>”Absolutely dear, I couldn’t foresee what those ruffians were actually after. I thought you and Fluttershy could use some company after that ruffian groomed me.”
>You can feel your eye twitch after that statement.
>”Well, I accept your apology Rarity. You’ve got a grade A boyfriend, he forgave your booboo faster than we did, I wonder if he’ll do it again.”
>JUST KEK MY-
>”No! It won’t happen again, I truly like Anonymous because he cares so much for me, and I feel like a new woman when he’s around.”
>Phew.
>Sunset Shimmer smirks.
>”Really, if that’s the case can I borrow him for a while?”
>YES PLEASE.
>Rarity giggles.
>”I promised Anon not to be a jealous girl, so the five of you can have him,” Rarity says with a smug grin.
>”Cool! So Nonny can take me shopping?!” Pinkie Pie excitedly says.
“Only if you bring your own money Pinkie!” You boldly state.
>"Anon, I... I've got something to tell you, I know it might be a bit to take in, but...last night I found out that I'm...I'm pregnant. You're going to be a dad."
What do you say/do?
>>27574391
wake up
>>27574351
>Cast the first stone at her if what I just said is true
I caught that, that was a Bible reference you cheeky fuck
>>27574403
That hurt me a bit
7/10 made me wimper
>>27574363
>Sunset Shimmer forgives Rarity on the grounds of a second chance
>Probably because she was given a second chance before all of this
this is getting better and better
>>27568357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnNWUUZ7cEA
>>27574331
>“No, another moment is too late Rares,” you interrupt, “you need to apologize now, my life depends on it.”
I love when he slips.
>>27574345
>But you don’t care, you still have a crush on her.
Nigger, please. She ain't your watermelon.
>”I know you’ve heard some rumors Rarity, but it’s simply not true. I simply wouldn’t like Anon as my boyfriend, I mean look at him! He’s a huge mess…”
Hue.
>>27574351
>"Cast the first stone at her if what I just said is true…”
Anon confirmed for not only killer, but a dick
>>27574363
>”Ugh, forget it…I’m still mad at Rarity, and you should be as well. She was intending to cheat on you!”
>“No, some asshole just took advantage of her naivety. She was just trying to make me feel a little jealous. Now that we talked together and that I know a little about her past with Thunderlane I can see why she did it on the first place.”
Call me a party pooper, but I really miss some description in your style. It all has sense, but it feels like you're rushing through the stuff that has to be done just because you want to jump into another, further section of story. However, it would be far unpredictable if something fucked up during the 'peace making'.
>”I promised Anon not to be a jealous girl, so the five of you can have him,” Rarity says with a smug grin.
I regret anything I wrote. But... Harem ending?
>>27574391
>What do you say/do?But we fucked just yesterday.
>>27568312
bump
>>27572102
God damn it.
>>27574363
Is he ever gonna be paid back from the lunch he paid for?
>>27575238
Harem ending would be nice. But the chances of Anon figuring out how and not fucking that up, is like finding a whitewashed board of wood in a blizzard. That's without him getting him and the girls killed in the process.
>>27572102
Repost Hypervanilla
>>27574363
Is 4chan still filtering the word cuck?
>>27576000
>harem ending
>EVER
>>27577341
it is if you type in all caps
I'm on a binge of high school shenanigans, what are the best finished eqg greens? I don't really feel like getting invested in a dropped idea.
>>27577365
What's wrong with a harem ending?
>>27577450
What isn't wrong with it?
>hurr durr muh self insert not only gets my waifu's pussy, but ALL OF THE PUSSY
Make up your goddam mind and pick ONE or else it just gets ridiculous and ruins any semblance of quality that the story might have
>>27577469
Your butt hurt over your waifu that doesn't exist is hilarious.
>>27577469
>lel u mad xD
wew lad
>>27577469
>pick ONE or else it just gets ridiculous and ruins any semblance of quality that the story might have
>pick ONE
>or ruing this FOREVER
To be honest, I expect NaOH to make Anon fuck him even more than in the previous time line. The more snowball effect will happen the wilder I smile and louder I laugh.
>>27576000
Nice trips,
>But the chances of Anon figuring out how and not fucking that up
And that's what I really hope to see.
>>27565613
Dude. You gotta at least make a pastebin of this. It's god tier.
>>27578051
Disco updated the pastebin. It's in there, so there is no need to repost it.
>>27578154
I am to lazy to read it, I want it reposted.
>>27578198
>i am too lazy to read it
>I want it reposted
>>27578198
this is why you are unemployed
Anyone got any idea what happened to this
http://pastebin.com/WMC8N5ue
I really like the story but i dont know if write fag is kill or if the story is kill
>>27578269
I am not going to indulge bad etiquette for posting a green at the end of a thread, he either repost or lose a reader. I am tired of seeing him come by, only to post when no one reads it to go on to the next thread.
>>27578498
That guy said he was dead in his last official thread. The next ones were just fans waiting for him. Hasn't been seen in a while. It is kind of sad.
>>27578501
Its really not hard to go in the archive and read it. Dont be lazy.
>>27578647
No I remember the the guy now, he always posts at the end of the thread when everyone is already on to the new one. Then he gets mad when no one is around to read it, fuck him he posts it again in a timely matter then fine, otherwise he can choke on it.
>>27578679
ok kid lol bye.
>>27578679
Thats his problem then.
Less than 100 posts in and we're already deep into shitflinging territory.
>>27580155
4chan is shitflinging territory.
bump from 10
>>27574874
Fitting, but I prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw
>>27561857
>You grab a tray and plate.
>Without any hesitation, you grab one slice of each. Fuck choosing, no purpose on starting now. You can burn some cash for another slice. The only downfall is what might happen when she comes over.
>You head over for the usual secluded table and enjoy a few bites out of your pepperoni slice.
>Over at the girls table, it looks like there is some trouble.
>You can't hear their conversation, but whatever it is, it doesn't look good for them.
--
>"What do you mean you quit!?" Rainbow Dash almost screams.
>"Shh!" Rarity tries to keep her quiet.
"I'm done, I have no intentions on continuing with this shtick."
>"This isn't a shtick, this is more than that, and you know it."
"Yeah, bit I'm calling it quits before it gets worse."
>"Psh, what caused you to coward out?"
>You rub your still sore bottom when she asked that question.
"My plan backfired, that's all you need to know."
>"Seesh, AJ. So much for you never quitting. I expected better from you." Rainbow further insults you.
>"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity exclaims.
>"Don't even bother, Rarity, I don't see you trying anything." RD turns her aggression on her now.
>"I am! It's not exactly easy to plan with pepper spray and a bra." Rarity defends herself.
>"Why do you want to humiliate him so badly?" Sunset asks.
>"Humiliation is the first step on breaking him." Rarity reveals her plan.
>"Yeah, must be great for you to pick out a training bra in the worst color you can possibly imagine." Rainbow rags on her idea.
>Rarity slams her hands on the table. "I'll show all of you! It will be more than that!" She grabs her bag and leaves the table without saying a word.
>"What's happenin' party people?!" Pinkie Pie enthusiastically says when sitting down with Twilight.
>"Nothing, but I think I'll need a walk." Rainbow gets up and leaves.
>"Rainbow, what's wrong?" Pinkie asks.
>"She probably needs some time to herself." Sunset talks for Rainbow.
>>27582504
"She looks mighty steamed. It's not our fault that she can't play for squat now."
>"You're right. I'll go and try to talk to her." Sunset stands up.
>"But you haven't even touched your food." Twilight informs her.
>"You keep it." She brushes it off and goes away with Rainbow.
>"But--"
"Leave her, Twi." You grab Shimmer's apple. "Sunset will take care of it."
>"I should throw a small party for the seven of us this weekend. You know, try to get this silly thing about Nonny out of everyone's mind." Pinkie tries to brighten the mood.
>"I think it'll take more than a party to get them to move on, Pinkie." Twilight highlights.
>"Then I'll have to bring something strong." Pinkie Pie says in a more serious tone.
>Twilight scoots away from her.
"I need to use the restroom."
>Since you haven't used the bathroom for the entire morning, you really aren't lying.
>"Oki then. Has anyone seen Fluttershy?" Pinkie wonders.
--
>You watch as they slowly disband.
>Must be some trouble in paradise.
>You take a sip out of your milk carton and wonder what's up with them.
>Whatever. It looks like they will focus on each other, meaning that you might be right; they might back off with everyone else.
>>27572102
>You spin around, simultaneously thinking of a way to damage control just in case that familiar voice happened to see the bright pink headphones on that bright green head of hair at the end of the hallway.
>”Is there a reason why Miss Zest is still in possession of her headphones?” Cinch glares right into your eyes.
“She told me she left them at home when class started!” You stiffly gesture in the direction where Zest and her friends once stood. “There wasn’t anything I could do about it!”
>A few students turn their heads with concerned expressions as one of the teachers they like is getting drilled by the authoritarian principal.
>Cinch squints in the direction where you gestured. “This is what happens when you just willy nilly leave things up to chance and mystery.” She tells you, slowly turning her grimace in your direction.
>You blink a few times.
“Wh-what?”
>”You heard me, Mr. Mouse. You failed to take full responsibility on the situation.”
“What was I even supposed to do? She didn’t have her headphones with her when she entered the class! Even if I asked her to hand them over, she would have had nothing to give to me.” You explain. “She probably had them hidden in her locker or something. And how was I supposed to know she did that?”
>Cinch frowns at you, not feeling any sliver of understanding for you.
>She crosses her arms. “You should know better than to be lazy. Things start to slide that way, as we have observed here.”
“And what is that? What even slid here? The situation was out of my knowledge.”
>”The results speak for themselves, Mr. Mous. I ordered you to obtain the headphones from Miss Zest… and she still has them. I saw them as clear as day.” The principal turns her nose slightly towards the ceiling.
“You… can’t be serious…” You lower your shoulders in shock.
>You’re not sure what you feel more… frustration or disbelief.
>>27568656
>>27568717
>>27576368
>>27578154
>>27578198
I posted that in the last thread because it was relevant to the prompt. That's it.
I'm unsure about whether or not I should repost. It's a lot of posts and already in the pastebin. I don't want to intrusively waste space by posting the same exact thing again in such a large amount. If enough of you really want me to repost it, then I suppose I could.
>>27578679
>>27578501
>>27568639
I've never complained about no one being around to read something I posted at the end of a thread. Yesterday morning was the only time I ever rushed to post something at the very end of a thread. But I haven't even said a single word about it until this post right now. Whomever it was you saw getting mad at that sort of thing must have been another writefag you got me confused with.
I personally don't care if Hypervanilla in particular barely gets exposure; I just wanted it to be there in that thread.
However, there were times during which I got angry over low exposure. SST's that gained momentum through circlejerking and waifu pandering stole my audiences whenever I tried to start SST's of my own. Hence, the reason why I wrote Time After Time. But that was Summer 2015.
If you were remembering times I got upset over those kinds of things, it was that. Not anything recent.With the exception of late March this year.
>>27578526
Aww fuck i liked that story alot maybe one day someone will continue it in his honour oh and any idea on how he died
Does anyone have the link to Equestria Girls: Canterlot High Tell-All? A new book by Hasbro which tells some more details about the school, I believe. I've seen some pages from it, but not the full book.
>>27585333
He got a real job and has a real life now.
>>27570773
S-SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>27583308
So Cinch is actively trying to get us to perform theft from a student that was not bothering class, as well as trying to actively pay attention. Lets get this bitch fired.
>>27575993
Did Mr. Krabs ever get paid for all the patties Patrick ate?
>>27586844
Damn, that was a lot of money to.
>>27582130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxW0n5Fe5CY&index=167
bump from 9 again.
>>27568527
>The-butcher-x
>in charge of anatomy
>>27583319
I vote for you to stop stifling your hard work and just repost the damn thing already. We need some filler content anyway.
>>27574331
>now that the dust has settled
>>>/v/
>>27585928
Oh how terrible send my condolences to his right hand
>>27583308
>”You have an objective to complete, Mr. Mous.”
“If I may point something out...” You try to sound a little bit more formal. “I’m not entirely sure if this is even in my hands any more”
>Cinch raises an eyebrow at you.
“Miss Zest was not wearing and headphones in my classroom. It’s not within my jurisdiction.” You realize just how strong your point is.
>With an eventual slight twitch of her nose, Principal Cinch huffs and widens her eyes at your response. She just thought about it for a good ten seconds.
>Most of the students have gone by now.
>”While there is no way to prove that her headphones weren’t in her bag in your class… I suppose there is no evidence that they were either.” Cinch harshly concedes with a slight snarl. “I’ll give her parents a call later on this evening, then. You’re off the hook for now.”
>And with that, Cinch walks away. Her shoes loudly clacking against the marble floor even all the way around the corner. How did you not hear this monster come up from behind you?
>You drive home in what you’d really like to call a victory.
>But this still does feel like it would be fair to Lemon Zest, at least to an extent. You’re personally okay with the situation due to the fact that she pays attention to what you teach in your class. That was really the only thing you had a problem with regarding the headphones.
>But Cinch has a wider agenda.
>You think back to your distaste towards the learning environment becoming such a chore to go through for the students like Lemon. The situation about her not paying attention really should have been solved by no, at least to you and Cinch.
>It’s only now when you realize that you could have told the principal that Zest was indeed paying attention in class.
>That’s pretty much the only thing the lady cares about, anyway… you facepalm yourself after reaching one of the stoplights.
>If only she did sneak up on you like that.
>You try to think of a way to actually contact the principal.
>>27586246
That's still on the table. You you guys will have to come up with what Anons plan for doing so will have to be.
>>27589525
Eh, I'll do it tomorrow if I care enough.
>>27589594
Considering we've had about 20 episode threads that started off like that...
>>27586246
>>27590583
I haven't been to school in a while so maybe I'm forgetting or remembering wrong, and while the rules may vary/have changed, I don't think you're allowed to have things like phones, headphones, etc on campus to begin with. Being allowed to keep them in your bag/locker out of sight is just the faculty being lenient, and if so desired could still confiscate them.
But like I said, its been a while so I could easily be wrong.
>>27591493
My school let you keep them in your pockets but they had to be silenced in general and turned in to the teacher during tests. My English teacher repeatedly pointed out that that was stupid because people could just get a cheap second phone and not buy service for it, or you could just say you didn't have your phone with you.
This is bizarre now that I think about it, but for all the shit that went down at my school, we never seemed to have a problem with people using mp3 players or headphones. Maybe they figured it was too obvious to try.
>Page 10
>You get out of the car walk around and let her out
>You start walking to the door with your arm around her shoulders
>Next thing you know it's that fucking hole in the ground again
>Except this time you end up on your back and
"OOMMMPFFF"
>As if landing on your back didn't knock the wind out of you
>You pulled Derpy down straight ontop of you
>You get your breath back and you both start laughing
>So you decide to just lay there for awhile
>Staring at clouds, talking about whatever.
>Then you decide it's about damn time to get up. This grass is fucking itchy
>You pat Derpy on the back a few times
"Hey, hey get up. I'm getting itchy"
>"mmmmrrrrphhh"
"Derpy please this grass is really itchy"
>She grunts again, kind of like a nuh-uh kinda thing
>Dass it mane
>This better get her up
>You reach your hand down her side and just grab at her
>She giggles a little bit
>Yup she's ticklish
>Alright here goes nothing
>You get your other hand to her other side
>And you start tickling as much as you can
>She's flailing like fish out of water
>Kicking frantically doing everything in her power to get away
>She rolls away from you releasing your grip on her sides
>You decide to give her a break
>You feel 2 eyes staring at you
>Well actually just one
>"You do realize you just started a war right?"
"What?"
>"You started the tickle war. Be expecting my revenge."
"Uhhh okay. Well lucky for me I'm not ticklish"
>You actually are very ticklish
>"We'll see anon, we'll see"
"So how about we get inside? This ground is really making me itchy."
>You stand up turn to Derpy and pull her up
>Then suddenly you hear a
>WWWHHHEEEEEEEE"
>You feel 2 semi thick thighs wrap around you
>Arms around your shoulders
>And 2 golden eyes staring back at you with a big smile
>You're not exactly /fit/ but you can support her pretty easily
>You guess she's about 120 lbs
>>27593039
>And when you say she has semi thick thighs you don't really mean she's fat, not even thick at all. She's actually pretty thin but she definitely doesn't have a thigh gap
>Guess she has to have some leg to go with that bubble butt
>But you can't measure spagoots...
>Oh well, It's better than being with a stick
>She lays her head on your shoulder
>And you decide to carry her to the door
>Then you meet your worst enemy
>The stairs
>Good fucking lord you can't see them
>How Derpy got you in here you have no fucking idea
>Unless her dad carried you or something
>Anyways back to the mission at hand
>How tall are they? How high is each step?
>You don't want her to think your struggling so you go as quickly as you can
>Luckily you made it safely
>You let her down to get her key and your in
>You didn't really get to see much of her house when you were leaving so you look around a little bit
>You notice nothing out of the ordinary
>Nice wrap around couch nice entertainment center with a pretty big TV
>It has a PS3 connected to it and some sort of sound system
>School pictures on the wall's
>Mostly pictures of Derpy, or her and her Dad
>Then on a shelf you notice a portrait with Derpy her Dad, and someone that looks like she could be her mother
>Her mom doesn't have the same lazy eye but she does have the same golden eyes
>Then next to the portrait you notice what... well what looks like an urn.
>You decided you're not gonna ask about the person that could be her mom now
>Anyways you both sit down
>Derpy picks up a controller and turns on the PS3
>Goes to Netflix
>"Anything you wanna watch?"
"Anything's fine with me really. Doesn't matter if it's a movie or a TV show or something."
>"Really you sure? Well okay!"
>She scrolls over a bit and selects That 70's Show
>Oh man you remember this show you don't mind it at all
>You watch, laughing at Mashd N Kutcher and Red Foreman's many "shove my foot up your ass" jokes
>>27593050
>A lot of time passes you get through a shitload of episodes and then you realize that it's getting late
>Like almost midnight
>Then you hear a phone ring
>"Hello?"
>"Yes this is Derpy."
>"He was WHAT?"
>"Really? Is he okay?"
>Looks like tears are forming in her eyes
>"Okay okay where is he at now?"
>"Can I see him?"
>"Oh, okay.."
>"Thanks.. Bye"
"Derpy who was that, what's wrong?"
>"It.. It's my dad. He was shot.">A lot of time passes you get through a shitload of episodes and then you realize that it's getting late
>Like almost midnight
>Then you hear a phone ring
>"Hello?"
>"Yes this is Derpy."
>"He was WHAT?"
>"Really? Is he okay?"
>Looks like tears are forming in her eyes
>"Okay okay where is he at now?"
>"Can I see him?"
>"Oh, okay.."
>"Thanks.. Bye"
"Derpy who was that, what's wrong?"
>"It.. It's my dad. He was shot."
I'm back
Was gone for awhile because I got drunk one night. Like really drunk. Had a long ass road to recovery due to my schedule and just got back to writing. I also lost a shit load of work one night when my work didn't save so. Sorry for the wait?
>>27593103
Does Anon in this story have some sort of time warping powers?
>>27591493
Those rules have been overturned in response to all the school shootings, its just when they are in class they are supposed to have it off and out of sight. Cinch is just trying to be a cunt to put the Teachers beneath her.
>>27590576
SUCK IT BITCH!
>>27593039
tfw you will never have a juicy Derpy wrap around you.
>>27593103
Why did you repeat lines?
>>27594840
Because I'm tired when I post. I probably just don't pick it up.
I just noticed it. If you wanna read it without it being fucked up just go to the pastebin I didn't fuck it up there.
coolness bump
>>27594644
kek time lord Anon
bump from 9
>>27593103
ah great, a Chronomancer.
Let's hope these minor paradoxes don't bite him in the ass
>>27593103
Pastebin?
New story, new writer - Will find a certain tempo of updates that I work well with, and post at that schedule, for now I'll see what kind of schedule I like.
>Another day, another dollar, except you don't work because you live off Daddy's money.
>But you've chosen to move to Canterlot, and it's time to settle in and get ready.
>Although, 'chosen' is a poor choice of wording, seeing to it was either this, or live with your grandparents in Saddle Arabia.
>Needless to say, when the Social worker offered in asylum in Equestria, you packed your bags and booked it here.
>But the past remains in the past, reopening a wound that just closed may be the worst thing to do right now.
>You get up from your bed, and decide to explore your new home.
>It's fairly modest, enough to suit you and your needs, and definitely better than what the social worker was offering you.
>A thousand bits a month? You're used to living like a king, not a homeless man for God's sake.
>But getting here was nearly impossible.
>>27597136
-Scene change-
>"The Government's allocated a maximum of a thousand a month to you, we can't go any higher, otherwise your case might start to pop up and attract unwanted attention!"
>For someone so bitchy, she was quite attractive - Tall, slender and carried a very feminine charm, for lack of a better word, some sort of 'Je ne sais quoi', that allured you to her, even when she screwed you over.
>Looks aside, she managed to bring you this far away from home, you've got to listen to her if you want to make it through this and settle into a normal life.
"Look, you know where I've come from, you can't expect me to live like I'm on welfare or something."
>She leans in, flashing you a dirty look.
>"You are on benefits, Anon. You don't have a say in it, that is unless you want to go back home."
>Smiring, she relishes in her victory, knowing that you can't really retort anymore.
"That wasn't funny, not even as a joke."
>She laughs, and gestures you to follow her.
>"Well anyway, jokes aside, I literally have no other way of helping you then, you're going to have to talk to the head of the department if you want any help, though I doubt he'll consider it."
"Who is he?"
>"I'm not at liberty to discuss that."
>You sigh in defeat, looking around for something in an attempt to change the topic.
>She interrupts your thoughts with a cough, prying for your attention.
>"Have you decided on anything, at all?"
>Taking one last glance at the Thrift store, you sigh and nod your heat towards the entrance, gesturing for both of you to leave.
>>27597141
"There was nothing decent there."
>"Well, I apologize if your idea of 'decent' is something as 'basic' as golden clothing."
>Clearly her sarcasm knows no bounds.
>Then again, you are out of place, seeing as you're still wearing the pinstripe suit you wore when you left home.
>Whatever, things have happened and you've moved on.
>As you both leave the store, a black Limo stops right in front of you.
>Two very large men, clad in suit, leave the front and walk towards the back, one opening the door, and the other standing beside his colleague.
>As the door is opened, you spot a familiar figure leave the vehicle.
>Tall, skinny, adorned with fair skin and long blonde hair, not to mention he's dressed in an immaculate white Tuxedo - This is the man that girl's would call 'Prince Charming'.
>Although those who get to know him would call him 'Prince Charmless' instead.
>Walking towards you, he raises his arms out and smiles.
>"Hello stranger, it's been a while, hasn't it?"
>Clearly his old etiquette hasn't escaped him.
>>27597150
"Blueblood, you son of a bitch!"
>Both of you raise your arm, and embrace in a pseudo-manly handshake, as you flex your arms as hard as possible.
>The handshake slowly turns into an arm-wrestling contest, as you overpower him.
>Blueblood was never the most well-built of people, relying more on his pretty-boy looks to get him far.
>You decide to taunt him a little, to at least make this contest a little more fun for you.
"What's the matter? The ERA got you pushing too many pencils, huh?"
>He smirks at you, trying to push back a bit harder.
"Had enough?"
>"Take it easy on yourself."
>In response, you flex harder and push his arm down three-quarters of the way, causing his face to turn red as he exerts more power to fight back, but it's useless.
>Eventually he gives up and let's go, patting you on the shoulder.
>"Alright, alright, I'm done."
"You always did know when to quit, eh 'Bluey?"
>"I haven't heard that since that diplomatic meeting all those years ago."
>>27597154
"Just like the good old days."
>"Indeed."
>Eventually, the social worker decided to interrupt your reminiscing.
>"Lord Blueblood, I would like to apologize but Mr. Anon Y. Mous has a very busy schedule moving and settling into Equestria, and we're running a fair bit out of time."
>He looks at you and smiles coyly.
>"So you're going by 'Anon' now?"
"Yeah, had to completely abandon my old identity."
>He turns back towards the social worker.
>"I'm curious as to why, if he's seeking asylum here, would he really need to change his name?"
>"Well, the reasons were due to the amount of chaos he caused leaving home, that, and the board said something about 'selfus insertus' or some old Equestrian law that needed to be filled, Mr. Mous did not have a choice in the matter, and must be referred to that name only."
>Blueblood sighs and shrugs.
>"Oh well, anyway... Anon, I was in town and wanted to know if you had everything set up, such as a home or whatever."
"Not really, we're still looking for most things, I mean I haven't even gotten new clothes."
>He stares at you in shock and looks back to her.
>"Why hasn't he gotten clothes or a home?"
>She stutters for a second, her smug facade being broken.
>"Lord Blueblood, the board has set a maximum of a thousand bits per calender month on Mr. Mous, so there has been a conflict in the allocation of resources, delaying the purchase of basic necessities."
>>27597164
"Ah, commoners, they do forget that once royalty means that they were are always royalty, and clearly they haven't treated you well, dear Anon - Get in the car."
"I don't really have anything to pay you back w-"
>He cuts you off, and gestures you to getting in the Limo.
>"The car, get in."
>Not wanting to make a scene, you and the social worker get in the Limo, along with Blueblood, who gestures them to drive to his home.
>"Where are you attending, Anon?"
>She begins to fill your old friend in on your past and what's going to happen next - Along side your new 'backstory'.
>Anon Y. Mous - Second generation Immigrant to Equestria, attending the local school Canterlot High to complete his final year of studies, living alone in a modest home.
>"Ignore that, Anon, live with me, I'll cover it for old time's sake and you can take it step-by-step from there, I forgot that we can't expect peasents to treat anyone that's done them any good in the past to be able to give them proper help - I shall adopt you personally, and we can work on your problem together, and get you back in shape."
>"Unfortunately, Lord Blueblood, the board has strictly forbidden adoption by any of the Canterlotian Nobility."
>"You can't be serious."
"Alright, is there any other way for me not to live in a shithole?"
>Blueblood glances towards you, his eyes wide as if coming up with an idea.
>"I believe you mentioned that you were going to be attending Canterlot High, right?"
"I am, yes."
>"As much as I'd rather you go to a more prestigous school fitting of your caliber, such as Crystal Prep, I don't have much power over the board, at least not as much as I used to, especially since I used my last favour bringing you here."
>>27597179
"Hold up, that was you?"
>He smirks, as if in reality, it was he who won the arm-wrestling contest over you.
>"Indeed, my dear Anon, it appears that your win was neglible, seeing as I won the penultimate goal of being the one with the favour owed."
>You shrug your shoulders, and hear him out.
>"In other words, I have a flat ten minutes from Canterlot High, newly rennovated with modern facilities, and furnished with some of the items and possessions of a 'deposed' Prince."
>You glance in shock at Blueblood, as if he's just played you, again.
"Did you..."
>"I managed to get a few of your old possesions from your home, and bring them here - I liked your room far too much to let it go to waste to someone who would never appreciate the architectural value of them, I do apologize for being unable to collect everything else, but I did try my best.""
"Thanks, Blueblood."
>"Anything for an old friend."
>He tells one of his Guards to let the driver know a change in direction, and takes you to your new home instead.
>A ten minute drive and idle banter later, you end up outside the new place.
>It's quite beautiful, remniscent of old Equestrian architecture, since you only had part of the building, it wasn't as big as you intended, but quite large nonetheless.
>You spent some time arranging your personal belongings in your own ideas, whilst the rest of the apartment was furnished heavily, a mix of austere and modern decor, as if Blueblood personally mixed and match the best of both your aesthetic styles.
>Eventually both left, and you decided to get to bed.
>Tomorrow, it's time to go to attend school and make a new identity for yourself - The person you were in the past is gone.
>You're on your own.
>Put all those years behind you, and return to the real world, as 'Anon', it's what they would've wanted.
>Now go, let 'Anon' come to life.
All for now, more to come soon.
>>27590576
>Phone calls are made in a hasty manner, all of which go unanswered by the principal. You try not to sound desperate in the messages that you leave, even though you’re not even desperate in reality.
>If anything, you’re more angry.
>Cinch really doesn’t have any more reasons to immerse herself into this situation.
>You’re ready to point out to her every reason why she should just back off and let Lemon Zest listen to her headphones in school. It may sound a little bot selfish to you that you only care so much about her having her headphones on in your class and nowhere else, but then again, that sort of thing really depends on the preferences of each individual teacher.
>After a while, you finally give on on trying to call you boss and go to bed before you lose too much sleep to wake up tomorrow morning with ease. Cinch will probably call you at a similar time as the last… incident. But at this point, you’d rather her respond then than not at all.
>The night goes by without you worrying too much. It’s not like this is going to get out of hand just because Principal Cinch wants one of her students to stop wearing headphones in the class.
>Worse case scenario, Zest will lose possession over hear headphones for like a day before you convince Cinch and, probably Zest’s parents, to give them back. You do remember there not really being any established, spoken rules that states that headphones weren’t allowed on school ground.
>That is hoe most schools are nowadays, right? Lenient about students having possession of such accessories during class time?
>And of course, your dreams are once again interrupted by the sound of your phone ringing. It’s a little bit funny to you how our ringtone and alarm are the exact same sound on your phone. You only find out that it’s a call instead of your alarm going off when you see the time being something other than six in the morning on the dot.
>>27597190
>this whole premise
You must be extremely confident in yourself because unless this is a comedy, this entire premise is extremely difficult to pull off without people hating the main character. Like seriously, you've done a decent enough job at establishing a character before making him interact with exactly who we know he'll probably become friends with, but holy hell, you'll need some expert planning and writing to make all of this believable AND not aggravating to read.
Good luck on this subject, and if you need any criticisms as a way of possibly improving your writing, I can provide. I merely skimmed through some parts anyway.
>>27597190
Neat. This looks pretty good so far.
>>27594809
It ain't over yet.
>>27597364
Oh fuck.
>>27594644
>>27596688
I'm gonna re write some of that last bit and re post tonight + a little more. I was writing pretty hastily and I also felt like dying due to lack of sleep.
>>27597049
http://pastebin.com/frh7CSrV
>>27570773
I don't really see Flash and Sunny getting back together especially since it told is the Sleepover Surprise book that Flash and Scitwi like each other.
bump before bed
yes nice thread
guys lets do it know shit post post humanised pony porn ready lets go
you know nvm this is not a simulater vid sorry guys forgive me
Bump from 10
>>27602011
Nice low quality bump!
That's a lotta bumps!
>>27602299
I need Kung Pow Anon with Sunset as Ling.
>>27568312
>You will never stealth hotdog Applejack's ass using her butt flap during Pinkie Pie's sleepover.
>>27603774
STOP SAYING SUCH THINGS!!!!
>>27603774
I need a green of this.
>>27603774
bump for this kind of green.
bump where the hell is everyone.
>>27606430
Here but writing. Prospect of hotdogging AJ is getting me going.
>>27606430
Summer school, working, living life. Take a pick.
>>27582569
>You keep on drinking until someone steals your milk carton.
>In a rapid reaction, you get up to threaten them, but stop when it was Fluttershy who is testing you.
>"Not so fast," She holds the milk away from you. "Where's my money?"
>You've prepared for this; hide the actual cash by strapping it to your leg and the chump change in your pocket.
>You pull out two dollars and a few cents.
>With a shred of regret, you hand it over to her open hand.
>"This isn't much." She balls it in a fist. "I'm starting to get angry, Anon."
"L-look, I bought some pizza. I couldn't help myself."
>She stuffs it into her jacket and then grabs you. "You're starting to disappoint me. First the homework, now with giving me scraps?" She gives you a ghastly stare that is actually unsettling. "Are you're trying to play with me!?"
"N-no! I'm--"
>She pours the carton of milk over your head.
>"Stalling. You better give me a lot more the next time," She tosses the empty carton at you. "Enjoy your pizza." She takes your pepperoni pizza and heads back to her table.
>You're confused, conflicted, and somewhat arousedwith what she just did.
>You wipe the milk off your face and sit down.
"What in the fuck..." You mumble to yourself.
>You take the nearest napkin dispenser and use up a few napkins to dry yourself off.
>You're aware of the people looking, but you don't care.
>At this point, you don't even mind it.
>The more that they watch Fluttershy tightening the collar on you, the more that they will know that she means business.
>But this is more than that.
>This was over the line, at least by her.
>Although, you should have hinted that when she hit your head into the lockers yesterday.
>Something must have changed and you need to know soon.
>For now, you're dragging some people down by shit talking them on an image board.
>>27606654
>You take out your phone in one hand and grab the other slice of pizza with the other.
>Let's see on what you can stir up with these--
>"Hey! Hey, you!" Some kid with glasses runs up to you, all out of breath by the time he stops.
"What do you want?"
>”You’re the one who owns a rundown gray sedan?”
“Yeah, what about it?”
>”It’s on fire.” He wheezes out.
“WHAT?!”
>You run out, speeding through the hallways.
>He must be joking. If not, then what are the chances of it being your car? There are other cars like yours out in the parking lot.
>Maybe not, but still, it could happen to anyone else.
>When you barge right through the doors, you gaze at your own car, set aflame from all others.
>Other students come right out to watch as you slowly approach it, unaware of the sirens off in the distance.
>"Everyone, back up!" Vice Principal Luna shouts at the onlooking students.
>You just stand there, watching as your car is torched by someone who finally had their revenge.
>Vague thoughts flow through you, such as who did it, why, and is this more than just revenge?
>Is it a message?
>Faint sounds of high heels rapidly clicking on the pavement suddenly gets louder and louder until someone grabs you by the arm.
>"Let's go, Anon." Luna commands.
>You don't even fight it and mindlessly walk with the vice principal.
>>27606461
>>27606654
>and somewhat aroused. Damnit man why did you bring femdom? It is a shit fetish. not the worst out there, but still shit.
>>27606672
So someone burned out the car, I think it is time to end this game.
It'll be ~30 min when I can keep typing more
>You're lazing about the statue with your paдocть (joy) and new friends
>Thanks to AJ, breaking into life in your new home city has been nice these past few months
>She's explained the fuckery that happened during lunch to you
>You believe her of course. After what you saw, anyone would
>Flash mobs that make people argue instead of dance?
>That ain't right
>So here you are, waiting for their unicorn-friend-from-another-dimension named Twilight Sparkle
>The only hope for returning things to normal
>Or is this whole magic deal what's normal now?
>You fucking hope not
>Why couldn't you just be here with AJ & company for the sake of being with AJ & company
>It's great to have friends and a special someone to care for outside of your family
>But a trio of hostile eldritch sexbombs threatens all of that
>From what Shimmer's told you, Twilight Sparkle has an idea of what to do about them
>Now if she can just get here
...
>It's been a couple hours, your ass hurts, but the horse-girl of the hour arrives
>The girls do that thing that all gal friends do when they haven't seen each other in a while
>...While you just stand there and give Twilight a dumb look and wave
>Applejack gives you a "you're hopeless" look and takes a hold of your arm
>"You know Anon here right Twilight?"
>"Oh, yes. So you're Anonymous. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Sunset's told me all about you."
"She has? Well. It's nice to meet you. And you can just call me Anon"
>You glance at Sunset for her two cents in this conversation
>What did she tell her?
>You only get a mischievous smile
>What the fuck has she planned this time
>Twilight's eyeing AJ and yourself curiously
>"Ok. I'll remember that. You two are awfully close aren't you?"
>She's onto you-Wait why do you have to be nervous?
>AJ fully wraps her arms around yours and holds your close
>"Well shoot, you didn't know? We're a couple. He's mahgreen apple fritter"
PROLOGUE/PROMPT:
>So Sunset Shimmer just rejected you asking her out on a date… again.
>You’re not even sure why you thought she was going to say anything different this time, especially since you’re confrontations with the girl have become more and more frequent. The avoidance you’ve seen in her eyes should have been enough of an answer for you.
>But you still did it… despite all of the factors of the situation telling you not to. You still did it.
>The first thing you do is go to bed, in shameful defeat.
>And the thoughts about Sunset do anything and everything but evade you. You can already tell that you’re going to dream about this girl.
>So… you get out of bed and pour yourself a drink.
>Maybe it was something in the way you said something. The way the question was delivered.
>You’ve always wanted to ask this girl out, but you’ve never been sure exactly how to address her or even approach her in the right way. You wish you weren’t so compelled to fall in love with girls who are… so far out of your league. It’s not like that’s your fault or anything.
>At least for the most part.
>By the time you’re intoxicated enough (you’re 21 in this story, so you’re of legal age), you clumsily crawl back into bed.
>This night would have been a difficult one to fall asleep during without all of that alcohol.
>Your mind spins and stumbles over itself as your eyes close…
>…
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>>27608032
Awesome, dude. It looks pretty great so far. I'll post a little bit now and then you can come back in your ~30 min and continue.
Here's a brand new story that KittyKat wanted written, so another writefag (HYPERACTIVE) and I are going to be starting it tonight. This one's going to be a lot more fun and less negative than the other things I've written recently.It won't be very high quality, though. Refer to my Trump story to get an idea of how this is going to be.We had little to no time to ourselves today, but I'm sure tomorrow will bear more free hours.
>>27608097
TITLE:
Tiem Atfer Tiem
>Right after school over.
>In hallway after the schools are done all done for the days.
>You are minding own business.
>Sonsat walks up to you from the begind you.
>”Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” She said.
“Ayy lmao.”
>”Can I ask u something? lol” She blushes.
“k”
>”You wanna come stalk me after school today?” She blushes again. “I never let any other boy do it but you’re like the only exception ya know?”
>Get angry.
>REAL ANGRY.
>”You wanna be my boyfriendo?”
“NO!” You say in Smosh voice.
>Kick the flowers out of Sunsetter’s hands and it falls to the marble floor.
>You LOL all the way out the door and into the buses.
>Beatle’s song plays in the background.
>Bus starts up but you don’t care.
>Flash almost had to leave bus because Sunset was crying in halls.
>Twilipht goes instead because Rarity drama.
>bus leaves as you are in the victorious zone.
>Weekend.
>.
>Next day.
>Wake up with a hangover because sick party last night bro!
>Head hurt.
>Get freash air.
>Sunset walks up to you out of the limelight because Lemon Zest was there for some reason a couple of hours ago.
>”Anon!” She addresses you by your name.
>She’s violently holding the flowers in her hand.
“WAT WHAT U WANT”
>You turn into an old grandma and scream at her.
>It scares Sunset away and you are victorious again.
>.
>Next day.
>”Anon!” You hear Sunset in the parking lot of a grocery store this time.
>Nowhere to ruuuuuuuun, nowhere to hiiiiiide.
“What the frick do you want you fricking frick?”
>>27608111
>”Take the flowers, I love you!” Sunset battering rams the flowers into your chest.
>You fall down (but NOT into love) to the ground and get back up after five strokes and a kidney failure.
“Why are you doing this?”
>”You have to accept all the flowers.”
“But why?”
>”Because everyone will hate you if you don’t.”
“That’s bologna! We all know that everyone’s going to hate me anyway later on in this story no maaaaaaater what!”
>”Well… you can say yes to me.”
“NO!” You bring out your Smosh voice.
>So many old memes.
>”But Anon…”
“Just stop! Oky? Just stop right now, missy!”
>Sunyybunny hops away into the distant mist with seaweed waving around into the air to conceal her into the horizon so you can’t chase after her,,,,,,, not that you’d want to anyway.
>You furrow your eyebrow.
“I WILL STAY SINGLE MY WHOLE LIFE” You proclaim.
>.
>Next day.
>Monday.
>MONDAY.
>UUUUUUGGGHHH
>Just no, dude.
>Like… no.
>You stay in bed and not to do the school thing. Your parents don’t give a rats a** anyway, so you’re pretty much sorted.
>Watch Pyrosanical videos all day. In your beds.
>Dat song.
>”[synthesizer]Wrrhhherrr whrrerr whhreeerr wheeeereer… [chorus all together now!] She something something something boardwalk! She keeps her SUNSET right in something something something… she knows she gets away with murder….”
>>27608119
>You clap and sing along until Pyro comes out of the screen and tell you to stop or he’ll make a video about you.
>”Oh, and at the end of the day, you should have said yes to Sunset Shimmer, Anon.” He tells you. “But of course, that’s just one man’s opinion. But you’re literally rejecting the coolest girl in front of everyone in school. So you’re pretty much sorted. Nyeh heh heh.” He turns into Voldemort for a half a second before growing his nose back. “But at the end of the day, you’ve pretty much screwed yourself over. You thought reaction channels were bad, you thought content stealers were bad, but now you’re going to have to deal with high school drama. Which is just as petty, if not even more petty, than youtube drama. I’ve gotta-”
>Shut him up by clicking on next video in suggestions.
>”Hey, guys! Leafy her-“
>Switch back to Pyro.
It’s just satire, bro!
>You spend the rest of the day wasting your hours away and eventually go to bed.
>Slowly drift off to sleep right after the sun sets. Your head starts to imagine what you could have said to Sunset more and more.
>…
>You’re in school.
>Not sure whether or not you’re inceptioning or woke back up.
>Something from within you tells you that it’s still Monday, but still far too late to make up for… something. With your mind barely comprehending or processing anything, you can’t put your finger why you are beginning to feel guilty for some reason.
>But then the voices start up again.
>”Anon!” Flash yells from behind. “How dare you?”
>He’s holding a baseball bat in his hands with three of his friends standing behind him.
>”There he is, boys…”
>Roundabout starts playing.
To be continued.
That's it for now. Like I said, this one isn't going to be of decent quality, as it's pretty much only for fun. So anyone who doesn't care for this thing Hyper and I are writing, then feel free to ignore itlike a number of you would have anyway.
>>27608152
thanks
please kill yourself grey, we need more leman
>>27608917
I agree with this statement
Leman is best
>>27608926
Me three. I wish Luci/13 didn't scare glorious Leman away. You two have the right opinions. Proud of you. Keep it up.
>>27608935
Is Leman going to finish his latest story?
>>27608939
Maybe not. Which is sad. Fingerbang could really use Leman in here
>>27608946
I sure hope so.
>>27608969
I think "Lemantin' for his return" would be better.
>>27608152
>Roundabout starts playing.
KekNot:AAAYYYAYYAAAAYYYYY
>>27608032
>Her open affection really gets to you, in a good way
>It still makes you nervous showing people that side of you though
>Your paдocть looks up at you with her encouraging eyes
>Yeah, you'll drop the bomb with her
>"Yep. I'm her boyfriend indeed"
>Twilight looks shocked but lights up a moment later
>"You two are going out?! Omigosh how come no one ever told me!"
>She goes to the both of you with her hands at her chest, ecstatic
>"How long have you been together?"
"since-"
>"Are you going steady? Words words words words words..."
>The rest of her questions blur together as you think on the second one
>You're assured that the answer to that is yes
>Right now you're very nervous
>Overwhelmed in fact
>She's been steamrolling you with questions and your thousand yard stare shows it
>Both of you appreciate how excited Twilight is about this but it needs to stop
>With an understanding smile, AJ intervenes, "Now hold yer horses sugarcube! Let us do some of the talkin' will ya?"
>"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to overwhelm you. I just love hearing about two people pursuing love in each other"
>She's just as flustered as you now
"I can see that"
>The rest of the girls are talking to Twilight and catching up
>Speaking of flustered
>Is this what Shimmer wanted? To get you flustered?
>Well if that's the case it worked
>"You looked like you were having a hemorrhage"
>And you made sure in all your power that happened you little minx
"Can you blame me? I've never dated anyone before"
>"Oh, don't worry for nothin' Anon. Granny Smith always told me hard times are never few and far between so when they come up, it's better to take i head on and get 'er done!"
>Granny Smith's words of wisdom are the light of your days
>And you let what your paдocть just said sink in
>...
>Wow
>You're not sure if she realizes the implications or not but you let the subject die
>"So, we'll see you tomorrow girls. And Anon. I've got this. Come on"
>"Where are ya goin'?"
That's all for today. Thoughts? Go ahead and shoot. And I'm not dragging this out for no reason, I'm just not into "We're in the same room. Lets have sex" and want some context to the sleepover. Not a lot, just some.
I'm not going to sleep yet, but hope y'all have a good night.
>>27609942
continue friend
>>27574363
>Hours later.
>School hours have come to an end.
>You’re picking some notebooks from your locker in order to do today’s homework that is due tomorrow.
>All of a sudden you feel a tap on your back
“Hey Flutters.”
>”How’d you know it was me?”
“I took a guess…oh, and I also keep a mirror inside my locker.”
>Fluttershy giggles.
“What brings you here Flutters?”
>”Oh um…it’s just, it’s okay if you don’t want to, but-“
“But what?”
>”My parents wanted to meet you today…o-of course, if you don’t want to meet them-”
“Meet your parents?”
>She shyly nods.
>”They want to meet you in person just to thank you for um…what you did last Friday.”
“Really now?”
>This is just like Rarity’s situation in your previous life.
>But this time you’ll get to meet Fluttershy’s parents.
>You’ve never seen them in the first place.
“Well I’ll be damned, sounds like fun, count me in Fluttershy!”
>”Oh good! My mom said she’d bake you something special to make you feel better, those nasty cuts on your forehead must hurt a lot.”
“I’ve been in worse conditions, but I appreciate your concerns Flutters.”
>”Really? That’s quite unfair for a boy like you Anon, you’re really sweet after all.”
>Is she…flirting with you?
“Gee…thanks Fluttershy.”
>Wow. That felt so good.
>”A-anyways. Here’s my address,” Fluttershy says as she hands you a tiny piece of paper, “we’ll be waiting for you at 8 o’clock. Don’t be late!” She says in the sweetest tone ever before turning around and walking away from you, not without leaving another tiny peck on your cheek.
>Typical Fluttershy.
>Last time Dark Ember murdered you, this time Fluttershy will.
>>27610236
>”Ehem-” A raspy voice is heard behind your back.
>Crap…
>”What was that all about Anon?”
“Oh, hiya Rainbow! I was just talking to Fluttershy.”
>”And that peck was…?”
“Fluttershy’s just worried about my wounds, that’s all.”
>She lets out an annoyed grunt.
>”Whatever, you’ve got an appointment with us remember?”
“How could I forget? Who do you take me for? I’ll catch up with you and the gals in a few minutes.”
>”Alright Anon, I’ll see you on the pitch, don’t leave us hanging okay?”
“ ‘Course not Dashie, I’ll be right there.”
>”Cool, I’ll get my stuff and change my clothes, see you on the pitch coach.”
>Right, time to end this charade once and for all.
>After this, there won’t be any more incidents related to panties and upskirt pictures.
>You dig into your locker and take out the old reliable.
>Your aluminum bat.
>According to some rumors you’ve heard during lunch time, Snips and Snails will have something ‘new’ for sale in the boys’ restroom.
>You’ll make sure that stolen ‘merchandise’ doesn’t go anywhere.
>You close the locker and head to the boys’ restroom.
>>27610242
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8783ju3bI
>When you get there, you open the door and find about ten to twelve guys inside the restroom.
>”Come on! We want to see!”
>”What’s the big score you’re talking about?”
>”If it’s another blurry pic I’ll leave.”
>”Do you guys have some Derpy pics?”
>Snips and Snails proudly look at their booty, stored inside a gym bag.
>”Gentlemen, behold!” Snips says as he takes out Rainbow Dash’s panties out of the bag.
>”No way dude…”
>”Are those?”
>Snips nods.
>”Let’s start this with…10 bucks, best bid wins the prize!”
>That’s enough.
“How about you put those inside and give them back.”
>The guys turn around and look at you in disbelief.
>One of the guys present, Midnight Bell, scoffs.
>”Hey Anon, I think you got the wrong door. The girl’s restroom is next door.”
“…Fuck you,” you reply with a raised eyebrow.
>”Ah fuck you jacket-fag.” Midnight Bell says as him and other five guys come close to you in a menacing way.
>”Mind your own business Anon and leave us alone,” one says.
>”Why are you such a pussy? Always hanging out with those cunts and doing whatever they tell you.”
>”I bet he even polishes his nails and puts on dresses like them.”
>All the guys start laughing.
>>27610251
>You’ve heard enough.
>You swing the bat at Midnight Bell’s stomach, landing a not so severe blow.
>The guys stop laughing as Midnight Bell falls on his knees, struggling to breathe.
>You walk towards Snips and Snails.
“You’ve got something that belongs to my team…if you’d be so kind to hand it over please.”
>”Pfft, or what?” Snips says, “are you gonna cry to Principal Celestia just like the last time?”
>You look at the bat.
“I could get rid of those horrible buck teeth of yours, if you know what I’m saying…” you say in a cold tone.
>”Err…guys?” Snails calls to the buyers.
>”He’s just bluffing!” Brawly Beats says.
>”…ugh-“ Midnight Bell blabbers, trying to get up.
>Even you know Midnight Bell wanted to insult Brawly Beats.
>You tap Snails in his chest with the round part of your bat and push him towards the bathroom’s wall.
>Then, you start to push the bat against his sternum with a considerable amount of strength.
>”Agghh, stop! You’re hurting me! Guys! Do something!”
>”After that savage beating he gave to those guys in the club? You were there! You know what Anon is capable of!”
>”Urrgh…I shouldn’t have uploaded that video on MyStable!” Snips says.
“You did what?!”
>Snips stays silent.
”Where did you upload that video?”
>”In Canterlot High’s timel-”
>If that video makes it someplace else…
“Delete it!”
>Snips takes out his phone from his pocket and deletes the video.
>>27610257
>”See? Done! Not many people watched it anyways…”
>You snatch his phone out of his hand and throw it on the floor, which breaks into dozens of pieces.
>”MY PHONE!”
“SHUT UP!” You say as you press harder on his sternum, hurting him even more, “I’m starting to get sick of you all…you’ve brought me lots of trouble in the past, but since I believe everybody deserves a second chance I’ll let you go with a last warning seeing that Celestia can’t get off her round and perfect ass to deal with you fuckers.”
>Both Snips and Snails nod.
>”Chill man…”
“Don’t fucking tell me what to do. Now give me the bag.”
>Snails hands you the bag full of panties, bras and naked pictures of your teammates.
>The resolution of the pictures look incredibly good.
“Wait a minute…my camera leaves these red numbers printed on the photos.”
>”We don’t know anything!” Snips says.
>”Yeah! We didn’t figure out your locker’s key after spying on you to borrow your camera while you weren’t looking!” Snails adds.
>”Why do I even hang out with you?” Snips says with a sigh.
>You release Snips and grab Snails by his shirt.
“Then I’m sure you won’t do it again, I have to give you props though, you always left the camera exactly in the same position as I left it and I never noticed any changes. Congratulations.”
>Snips starts to laugh.
>You swing your bat at him and hit his stomach real hard.
>You grab the bag and leave the restroom.
>You’re glad Canterlot High is full of thin-skinned guys.
>Fortunately, you were re-born with a thick skin.
>>27610295
>Minutes later.
>”Finally! What took you so long?” Rainbow Dash asks, “we were getting tired of waiting for you Anon!”
>”Yeah coach!” Derpy says, “it’s hot today and I don’t like hot days much.”
>You drop the gym bag on the grass.
“I came across something…check it out for yourselves.”
>The girls gasp.
>”Are these our…”
>You nod.
>”Wait, what are those pics?”
“Can you believe Snips and Snails? They took pictures of you while you were naked and/or changing.”
>Rainbow Dash looks at her picture with her jaw almost landing on the ground.
>Sandy Lemon rips her photo into small pieces and lets out a frustrated groan.
>”I hate those idiots! They’ve gone far enough! I’m going to tell Principal-“
“Don’t.”
>”Huh?!”
“I don’t think they’ll do something like this again. Trust me on this one…”
>Derpy doesn’t mind and takes her panties out of the bag!
>”Eee! My favorite pair! I thought I lost them forever!”
>”How did you get them back dude?” Rainbow Dash asks.
“Let’s say I knocked some sense into them and his buyers. They won’t bother you again.”
>”Was Midnight Bell there Anon?” Sandy Lemon asks.
“What do you think?”
>”Owww…how I hate him!”
>You’re being a bit hypocritical, after all you really want to take a peek at the photos.
>But you’re doing all of this in order to preserve the friendship bonds between your friends.
>The rest of Canterlot High’s students’ bonds are expendable unless the voice haunts you again.
>The rest of Canterlot High’s students’ bonds are expendable unless the voice haunts you again.
I know anon is lost, has lost the struggle, and has lost his mind (or at least heading that way) but hoo boy. What are the elements that the girls gave him worth?
>>27610236
Let's hope her brother will be around. Anon will face the "Failure" version of alternative himself. Mite b good.
>>27610302
>>27610236Hey Mr. Shy, wanna hear my onion joke?
>>27611395
Whats green, smelly, and gets hard?
Anons dick with an onion on it ahaha
>>27611454
>>27611454
>>27611454
>>27610669
What are you talking about?
>>27611454
>>27610295
>Celestia can't get off her round and perfect ass to deal with you fuckers.
Thanks for that mental image m8
>>27613017
Its true though.
>>27610236
>This is just like Rarity’s situation in your previous life.
Exactly. I like it.
>Last time Dark Ember murdered you, this time Fluttershy will.
This is somewhat scary.
>>27610242
>”What was that all about Anon?”
Rape?
>Your aluminum bat.
Here comes Johnny!
>>27610257
>”Urrgh…I shouldn’t have uploaded that video on MyStable!” Snips says.
Here comes his Fate.
>>27610295
>but since I believe everybody deserves a second chance
Ha. Ha! ...HA!
>”Yeah! We didn’t figure out your locker’s key after spying on you to borrow your camera while you weren’t looking!” Snails adds.
>”Why do I even hang out with you?” Snips says with a sigh.
This lightens the mood. I like it.
>The rest of Canterlot High’s students’ bonds are expendable unless the voice haunts you again.
...
>Suddenly, darkness envelops you
>There's the voice of the deadly chicken, the mustard gas god
>It echoes inside your ears, your skull and your testicles
>It says
>"Harem ending."
bump from 9
Bumping with a bump
Bumping for Leman
4chan is blocked from GreentextSavant's internet right now for some reason, so he can't post.
>>27617962
bullshit
STOP STALLING
>>27618683
No, 4chan is getting a connection error when some people try to post images or greentext. There have been people in threads all over /mlp/ I've seen complaining about this very thing.
>>27610257
>”Hey Anon, I think you got the wrong door. The girl’s restroom is next door.”
“…Fuck you,” you reply with a raised eyebrow.
>”Ah fuck you jacket-fag.”
>>27613017
Have an uncommon Celly.
bump from 9
bump from 9 again
So question to other writefags here.
If you were to a bit of world building and have a different setting, would you use our world's City names? (Philadelphia, Las Vegas, Manhattan etc,) or would you use names from the show? (Fillydelphia, Los Pegasus, Manehattan etc.)
What are your thoughts on this? Does it matter? Just asking.
>>27624211
Could you reiterate? Proofread your post this time.
>>27624211
I would take my chances on using real names instead of the ponified versions since they were used on high schools.
>>27624211
I used the ponified names, even though in my 'universe' so to speak, the movies didn't happen.
In my story Sunset wasn't from another world, and none of the girls knew about magic, but I still kept the pony names.
I guess I saw it as a way of de-Americanising it?
If you use real Amercian cities it alientates those not from there, and I couldn't really write about a story happening in Los Angeles when I live in the UK.
Using pony names makes it so that the reader can picture the city in whichever country they choose.
>>27624449
If you were to write different Cities into your stories, would you use their real world names or their Ponifed names? Examples listed in previous post.
And does it matter to you?
I'm not all right in the head right now so you'll have to excuse me.
>>27613017
>>27621883
>TFW no green or spinoff about Anon accidently knocking off Principal Celestia or Luna catching them in the act.
>>27624211
As long as you're not autistic enough to come up with your own city names, it really doesn't matter.I'm looking at you, Grey.
I wannamarryRainbow Dash!
>>27625137
YOU SICK FUCK!
>>27625156
Oh yeah? Well, maybe I'llhold her handsandcuddle with hertoo!
>>27625187
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>27625187
After she jumps your bone
How do you search up multiple tags on derpibooru?
>>27625289
type the word then end it with a comma and space. example
rainbow dash, derpy hooves, rarity, so on and so forth
>"When Camp Everfree is in danger of closing down, the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS use their newfound super abilities and throw a Crystal Gala fundraiser to show their support and help save camp!"
>newfound super abilities
What.
TEST.
>>27597350
>”Mr. Mous.” Cinch’s voice coldly greets you.
>You are so not in the mood for this right now.
“Did you get my-”
>”OF COURSE I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. That’s why I’m calling you!”
>Now that you can see the clock clearly, you notice the time indicating itself as 4:49 AM. How on earth is Cinch even up this early, let alone expecting you to be up this early by extent? You rub your eyes as you wonder this, as well as wonder what Cinch said as the phone was lazily held further away from your ear.
“I’m sorry, could you repeat that?”
>”I said have you really, truly seen a significant improvement in Miss Zest’s obedience in class?” Cinch repeats. “And I mean a SIGNIFICANT improvement.”
>This whole conversation feels so unnecessary.
“Yes, I have.” You explain. “She’s paying attention, taking her notes… and didn’t have hear headphones throughout the entire class time. So everyone’s happy.”
>”Why didn’t you bring this up before, Mr. Mous?” It’s becoming more and more obvious that Cinch just might be interrogating you.
“Because I didn’t know that the girl lied to me until right as you snuck up behind me.”
>”Ah, yes. I was just about to get to that.” Cinch apparently continues. “The main thing I addressed to Miss Zest and her parents is that she lied to her teachers.”
“What did they say?”
>”Well… long story short… I couldn’t convince them to get their daughter to refrain from taking her headphones to school. Given that she’s already 18 years old and all.”
“That makes sense.”
>”Plus, she was not on school grounds at the time of the call, so there was nothing within my sphere of power that I could do to keep her from bringing them to school again. And as you know, I am far too busy to be bothered to go headphone hunting throughout the school day.”
“Uhh…”
>”That’s where you come in…”
“…Excuse me?”
>>27625674
YES! It worked!
I don't know what in the everliving fuckery happened with 4chan last night, but I got a connection error every time I tried to post my update. That was some irritating stuff. I'm just glad that whatever the problem was has been sorted out by 4chan's apparent "manager" now:
>>>/int/60632392
Anyway, that last post was what I typed yesterday but couldn't post. The next two are what I typed today.
>>27617962
Thanks,Pancake.
>>27625674
>”The only way to truly keep the girl from bringing the headphones to school is for her to have them confiscated again.”
“But…” You protest. “This doesn’t exactly have to do with me anymore.”
>Her audible scoff on the other end is sharp enough to cut you off if you had still been talking. “Mr. Mous! How could you be so selfish?”
“Uhh…”
>”This is about WINNING. Winning, Mr. Mous. Lemon Zest needs to learn that she can’t get away with disobeying school policy multiple times.”
“But she’s following policy now, isn’t she? I mean-”
>”That doesn’t matter!” She interrupts you this time. “Nobody, whether from within or outside of school grounds, disrespects Crystal Prep policy and gets away with it! Punishment must be implemented, Mr. Mous. And you’re the only one who can truly bring punishment into the feasible region.”
>Your eyes, despite being extremely tired, now begin to widen in the wake of what you just heard the principal say.
“F-feasible region?”
>”Things that are possible to happen.” Cinch puts it into terms you somewhat understand. “Miss Zest wearing her headphones in your class is the only way we can possibly take them. If she brought them to school and only took them off in your class, she might be wearing them in her other classes. Think about how her grades would look there, Mr, Mous.”
“Then why don’t you call her other teachers instead? I did my part!” You ball your free hand into a fist as you realize how unnecessary this conversation turned out to be.
>It’s times like this that make you hate this job.
>Cinch goes on to explain her side if the story, sounding more like she’s incoherently rambling to your tired ears to more they’re forced to listen to her over the phone. You’ve honestly heard a lot of the stuff she’s saying before.
>>27625780
>”Because they provided her the privilege to wear headphones in class. You’re the only one of her teachers who actually upholds a policy regarding the use of unnecessary accessories in class. None of her other teachers are in a position to confiscate them unless they change their class rules. Which… they didn’t. Miss Zest can’t get away with breaking a rule on school grounds. Remember, she snatched them right off of YOUR desk and ran out with them. SHE is undisciplined and needs to have those headphones taken from her if they are going to be that much of a problem.”
>You need to find some kind of a way to get it through to Cinch that she’s taking this way too far. Is the only thing this lady ever thinks about is winning?
“With all due respect, Principal Cinch… I honestly stopped caring after she stopped wearing her headphones in my class. I think it’s better we just let this one slide.” You add in a final comment to give your argument an overlying feeling of victory, hoping it will suffice Cinch’s ego. “We changed her behavior, didn’t we?”
>”NO WE DIDN’T!” Cinch snaps. “At least not to a certain extent. She’s simply being more careful about WHICH classes she wears the headphones in.”
That's all for today.But I'm mad now.
>>27625524
>super abilities
Interesting choice of words
>newfound
Maybe Scilight and Sunset have been working on something post Friendship Games or they're referring to them generating their element magic without musical instruments.
>>27624906
This hurts my soul.
>>27625253
No, no pupper. Sexual relations are for married people.
>>27625780
FUCK THIS BITCH, SHE IS INSTAGATING THEFT! GET THE COPS!
bump from 9
>>27624906
>tfw no story about Anon finding out he and Celestia have an arranged marriage even though there's a 10 years of age gaphinthint
>>27626889
Plz
>>27626948
>but tfw drawfag
Would you guys be okay with a protagonist with a face instead of anon?
>>27627265
Hey drawfag, any idea how to draw the question mark correctly from this perspective?
Bump from 9...again.
Let's try to get some conversation going. Who are some of your favourite human artists?
>>27625224
>>27625253
Maybe I'llstart a happy family with her too!
>>27628275
I bet youdid it in missionary positiontoo you sick fuck.
>>27628320
Isure did.We also had the lights off.
>>27628460
Get out.
>>27628460
Did you leave your socks on Anon?
I really want leman to come back.
I want him to continue his Rainbow Dash story and his Wrestling Story.
>>27628914
What's it like being on par with the Iamodd fans?
>>27628914
Ok Leman, you can stop being salty and just rejoin the Discord chat. No need to air your shit here.
>>27628953
#rekt
>>27628953
>>27628976
>>27628954
I just really enjoyed his stories is all and i would like to see him come back and write again, is that a crime or a problem?
>>27629165
What's it like being worse than the Iamodd fans?
>>27629165
You dropped you name.
>>27629178
whats it like having no life and being a shitposter on 4chan Ekans??
>>27624983
Whats wrong with original names and settings?
If it makes for good world building then it is more than fine
>>27628199
Fridge logic, why would she cover up her nipples at that moment? Whether she's embarrassed or inviting him, posing like that doesn't make any sense.
>>27629727
What's it like having to revert to calling everyone criticizing you the name of a guy who cyberbullied you a long time ago?
>>27631641
Again, not leman the man the myth the legend.
stop assuming shit and we wont have these arguments.
literally showing your power level.
>>27631870
Don't worry, leman is banned.
>>27632158
thank the mods.
>>27610302
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlIlZLpNwbg
“Well girls, stop messing around and leave those panties alone. Let’s get to work; I have errands to take care of before 8 P.M. – Oh for crying out loud Derpy! Put those on after the practice…”
>Your team goes against Appaloosa this Friday.
>Fortunately you know how they play and which surprises they’ve got under their sleeve.
>Your team looks better than ever whenever they win.
>Derpy, Sandy, Blueberry. They are all such good girls and do whatever you tell them to do.
>Rainbow Dash is now more accustomed to follow your orders as well.
>You’re glad she has finally learned the meaning of teamwork.
>They all start running around the pitch, and you join them.
“Come on ladies, what’s the matter? Can’t run faster than a man?”
>They all know you’re playing with them, so instead of getting upset they pick up their pace and run faster than you.”
>Rainbow Dash makes a better effort and runs twice as fast as you.
“Daaamn Dash…”
>”What’s the matter Anon? Can’t beat a girl?” She brags.
>You let out a laugh and chase after her, which inspires your team to run even faster.
>Such is life in Canterlot High…
>>27632285
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HScBAfK6g98
>After the usual warm up routine you and your team decide to practice the important plays.
>Headbutts, corner kicks, free kicks, offensive and defensive play, and lastly penalty kicks.
>An hour and a half was enough for your team to practice.
>You wonder why the last coach of the girls never did an attempt to make the girls winners.
“Alright girls, that’s enough for today. You all did great. Especially you Derpy…I’m calling you Safest Hands from now on.”
>”Aww…thank you Anon!” She replies with a giggle.
>”Do you think we have a chance against Appleosa?” Sandy Lemon says.
“Of course! 3-4-3 is the way to go against that team. I think we can make it through the league undefeated.”
>Rainbow Dash scoffs.
>”Come on now Anon, that’s utterly impossible…”
“Nah, with a team like yours it’s actually possible, and you’ll win by a landslide. You’ll see…after all I’ve got the best goalkeeper here-”
>Derpy raises her hand.
“The best defense, midfield and of course…the best forward.”
>Rainbow Dash smirks at you in a very cute way.
>”Alright then, if you really trust us this much then I guess you must be telling the truth. Come on girls! That cup is going to be ours just after the Winter Formal!”
>They all cheer.
“Alright then. You’re all dismissed. Go get changed and have a nice day.”
>They all wave their goodbyes at you, except for Derpy who gives you a hug first before heading to their locker room.
>>27632298
“Say Rainbow, aren’t you joining them?”
>”Nah, I’m going home already, I prefer to take a shower there after what happened a week ago…”
“Yeah, the photos revealed this was taken the day we went to the mall…but I’m fairly sure Snips and Snails won’t bother you again.”
>Rainbow Dash punches your left arm in a very soft way.
>”Thanks for that dude, I don’t know what you did but if I had dealt with them it would’ve been extremely painful for them,” she says while punching the palm of her left hand with her right hand.
>You stifle a chuckle.
>”What?”
“Nothing, I said nothing…guess I’m going home too, I have some errands to run.”
>Rainbow Dash squints.
>”Do those so called ‘errands’ involve Fluttershy?”
>You shrug.
“Does it matter? Her parents invited me to have dinner with them. How is it possible to say no to Fluttershy?”
>Rainbow Dash sighs.
>”I guess…”
“Want me to drop you off at your place?”
>Rainbow Dash nods.
>”Yeah…it’s a nice day after all.”
>>27632306
>On the way home…
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3UU7bjPaFM
>”So that’s what you did?! Hah, I bet those idiots pissed their pants!” Rainbow Dash says with a laugh.
“So you’re not mad at me?”
>”Why would I be mad? You really had nothing to do with the whole thing and you still decided to get involved just to show those pricks a lesson…you absolute madman.”
>You let out a chuckle.
>”But really though, I would’ve just kicked their tiny balls.”
“You’re an expert on that aren’t you?”
>”Come on now Anon, I didn’t hurt you too much last Saturday did I?”
“I think I should be fine by now… unless you want to check?” You say in a perverted way.
>She smirks in a dirty way.
>”Nah, I don’t want to laugh at your tiny miseries…”
“The same way I laugh at your tiny breasts?”
>Rainbow Dash stomps on your feet.
“AUGH! FUCK!”
>”They are not tiny…” Rainbow Dash quietly says as she closes her right fist, “sheesh, what kind of boyfriend are you? Are you actually flirting with the captain of the Wondercolts team even when you have a girlfriend yourself?”
“Hey, I’m just messing around!”
>Rainbow Dash blushes.
>”W-whatever! Don’t do it again…”
“You know I wouldn’t cheat on Rarity, I have lots of steem for her.”
>”But do you actually like her?”
>Uh oh.
“What?”
>”I mean it…do you actually like Rarity? Or did you just accept to be her boyfriend to not hurt her feelings?”
>What should you reply?
>>27632318
oh shit, DONT FUCK UP, DONT FUCK UP!
>>27632318
of course he likes her. this anon doesnt seem like the type of guy to do something he doesnt want to do just to spare someones feelings.
>>27631870
>the man the myth the legend.
Confirmed for Leman trying to glorify himself after getting #rekt
You have no power here.
>>27632318
Well... We mostly just fell in to it after we had sex.
Reply:I know it makes me look like an asshole, but I think our relationship was a mistake. D-don't get me wrong Rarity is fantastic and all. Everything just went to fast.
>>27632318
>Anon being put into that situation
don't worry, Anon always makes good choices...right?
>>27628953
>What's it like being on par with the NaOH's fans?
FTFY BBY
>>27632625
>And then there's this faggot.jpg
>>27632638
Keep crying.
>>27632625
Either way works for me. Both Iamodd and NaOH fans are terrible.
But they're at least actual fans instead of the writefag himself samefagging.
>>27632318
Just say yes, nigger!
