Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
Krono's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Kronoisunavailable
Morky's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/MorkyAnon
Enjoy your stay
Last Thread:>>27417967
>>27417967
>>27417967
>>27438011
Thank you
>>27438049
No prob f.am
wew
>>27438289
What?
>>27438304
I bumped the thread by typing wew
stop spamming your goddam circlejerk threads. theres 4 of these stupid things in the catalog.
>>27438348
Nice meme faggot
Great contribution to the thread and everything it stands for.
>>27438348
G'day Anon, seems like someone doesn't enjoy circlejerks much nah do ya?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287059
>>27438573
I would've played as a batpone if it was there.
>>27438573
Looks like its 5 for yes.
Law must deliver now.
>>27439214
True I guess
>Be Morky
>Laws is signing the divorce papers
>Your not sure how Daily is feeling
>Your feeling fine
>You've got a cigarette hanging between your lips
>You take a puff and blow it into Daily's face
>Feels good
>She coughs and doesn't seem happy
>Too bad
>Her choice
>You flick the cigarette into her mane as soon as the paper is signed
>It catches fire
>You put on your sunglasses and exit the building while she screams in pain
>Laws just laughs
>And calculates the damage
>You leave
>Your only purpose in life
>Is to resurrect 117
>You will fight many fierce battles
>Blood splattering everything
>The blood of enemies
>The blood of the dungeoners
>And when the time comes
>His
>You will rise to the top
>Anyone who steps out of line will be obliterated by 117
>He will be under your command
>And yours only
>It's time to start a new life Morky
>Turn the leaf over
>Start over
>>27439262
A green on the revival of me and Manwhores
>>27439284
Also, Glimglam. I feel like I have to point out I'm not for sexual.
>>27439297
Why are you saying that?
All I see in you is Anon Filly
Based on the alignment chart
>>27439306
Because:
A) You're male
B) I'm female
C) You are sitting on my head
D) I don't like where this is going
I'm just taking the necessary precautions.
>>27439327
No I'm female
And don't fucking make that excuse when YOU ALSO DID THE EXACT SAME THING
>>27439284
Alright
>Be Morky
>You couldn't find 117
>What a shame
>But you managed to find the body of Glimmer and Manhorse
>They were in bad shape
>WERE
>Now they're perfection
>Pure
>Perfection
>You await for your "child" to awake
>It's eyes open wide
>The look of refreshing power and life
>But a spark of fear
>They're in the same body
>Their necks stitched together
>It's a perfect being
>Like Siamese twins
>Like an Arnold Palmer
>Half and Half
>Half is a communist horse
>The other is a crazy inventor
>Who you've just out crazed
>It all came with a cost
>Your sanity
>You've lost it
>You seem so cool and relaxed
>So nice and calm
>But that's the frosting of the cake
>Under
>In the batter
>Is pure insanity
>"Your playing God Morky!"
>Fruit couldn't stop you
>His life force is used to fuel this thing
>What you call your child
>"W-what are we?"
>It's voice is trembling
>Wonderful
>It's awake
>You stand over it
>"Comrade?"
>"Morky?"
>Their voices come out at the same time
>The two are confused
"Call me... Father"
>You grin maniacally
>They look terrified
>You put a large mirror in front of them and look at what they've become
>They're crying
>>27439341
>>27436337
>An empty can of soda
>A book
>The flag of the USSR
>Earth
>Male
Also.
>YOU ALSO DID THE EXACT SAME THING
I fail to understand...
>>27439353
You forgot the part where I savagely beat up Manhorse's head.
>>27439382
No, no Glimmer. Bad pony.
>>27439373
>>27436450
>>27439393
>Sad commie noises
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287679
>>27439442
>I'm not on the list
>>27439442
>Someone voted for Lawsmen
>>27439480
Just Means you're not A REAL person.
>>27439485
wew lad that hurt
>>27439442
So far Daily is the worst in the dungeon
>>27439533
Manhorse is second worse....
>>27439442
Daily is getting BTFO
>>27439551
I know
If someone votes for me it's probably Daily
No idea what this is, but could you do the board a favor and wait until the previous thread dies before making another one? As one Anon said, there were four of your threads on the catalog at one point, which could have made three other discussions or sources of entertainment on the board. It would help if you would use old threads or waited until the last one hit 500 posts and/or page 10.
Thanks.
>>27439638
This, let's wait until 500 posts before making a new thread
>>27439638
>>27439653
I'll keep that in mind next time.
>>27439638
Yeah, I was wondering why the hell we did that.
>>27439638
I Think of it Like this.
Instead of >>>27439521 Being Made, this is.
But yeah, wait for 500.
Rip
>>27442426
Hinjaku
Bump
>>27442829
Hey Morky
Is now the time for green?
>>27439442
Holy shit Daily has 16 votes
I might stop my green vacation pretty soon.
Ok, what green is wanted?
>>27443333
WHAT
>>27443333
Now you can't take a vacation...
A green on the revival of me.
>Be Glim.
>Well,Glim's ghost.
>Non-life was boring.
>You could stay inside of the Tower, watch it from a far.
>Watching.
>Waiting.
>Waiting for the moment that you could return.
>But it would never come.
>You had to watch Krono move through the dungeon.
>All without you by his side.
>With your ghost powers you could tell his heart was missing something without you.
>But he still went on.
>You couldn't take it.
>Just watching.
>You tried everything just so you could continue on.
>You even possessed just a simple civilian.
>It worked.
>But no one knew.
>Not even Krono.
>But you had to stay hidden.
>You couldn't tell anyone.
>Once again you were Watching.
>Waiting.
>Just waiting to be able to tell him who you were.
>Then you were allow to be revived.
>Into your true body.
>Starlight.
>But you couldn't just have your other form disappear.
>It would bring up suspicion.
>It would be difficult to be two people at once.
>But hey.
>You were no longer Watching.
>Waiting.
>END.
I just let my brain go on autopilot for that one; so if it's a bit shit then blame me for just letting my brain do shit.
>>27443578
Nice reference to our secret
A green in which Law gives us an option to become bat pones
You know where I'm going with this
i gotta do some shit. be back in a bit
>>27443701
Bump
The Glimglam vs. Manhorse War part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhx9_NSPwgI
>>27444339
part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZeeYTyuQs4
>>27444366
part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9CRsRya1D8
>>27439638
This. My main problem with these threads is that they take up board space in a way that I had not intended.
No, this is not a check-in bump.
>>27444570
Neat
>>27444570
Sorry Lawsie
I'll try to make threads when the bump limit is reached on previous ones.
>>27444676
The thing is, by the time we made the "Tooth edition" the previous one was already at about 116
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>Everyone knew the 3 classes/species of the Tower.
>Earth was the Tanks.
>Unicorn was Mage.
>Pegasus was a Cleric of some sort.
>But there was something missing.
>Law knew this and added the missing link.
>The Rogue class.
>He added in Bat pones.
>Fastest of all the classes, abilities based around increasing crit chance and crit damage, as well as stealth attacks.
>They also got a new stat which increased the chance of getting health from attacking an enemy.
>Then Law gave the choice to change Species to Bat pone to those who wanted to.
>Krono and Glim immediately did.
>Krono:"So this species is basically like a vampire kinda thing?"
>Law nods.
>Gim screams "WRRRRRRYYYY" in an attempt to shoot eye beams.
>It doesn't work.
>Glim:"Well shit."
>Krono:"Well. At least we have VAMPIRE SEX"
>Krono tackles down Glim in front of everyone.
>Useless and Sniz watch while Jack just shrugs it off.
>Daily looks at Morky.
>Morky:"We're divorced. So no."
>Daily then looks away sadly.
>Ember stares off into space, thinking about a paradox.
>Law regrets his decision immediately.
>END.
A shorter one
>>27444687
516
God damn I'm tired
>>27444688
http://www.strawpoll.me/10293470
>>27444717
I go to take a dump and I come back to this?
Hot diddly damn
>>27444688
>Vampire SexNot sure if want
>>27444717
I feel like either that one of the yes's are Daily or one of no's
Dubs for yes
Single for no
>>27444758I picked yes
>>27444758
Aight so it's up to Daily I guess
I'm going to go for a smoke break
>>27444770Savage
>>27444787
why do you use polls to command your life? Why don't you make your own choices?
>>27444834
You see, you know there are such things as lurkers. I made the poll to see if we should divorce.
Not this one
Whew it's getting pretty stressful here huh?
>pic related
>>27444834And I'm letting Daily decide if she wants to
http://www.strawpoll.me/10293884
>>27445001
Fuck no why would I marry that guy?
Krono would be upset first of all.
Second,I ONLY LOVE KRONO WRRRYYYYYYYYREEEEEEEEEE
>Someone voted for Glim
Someone is an idiot.
>>27445001
ANON NO
>>27445001
>3 people say Glim
Fuck no.
>>27445105
NO
O
>>27445124
>>27445140
NOW I'M TIED WITH DAILY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27445148
Kek
Whew lad bump
Morky must come back bump
z
>>27448043
FOOLS!
w
Well shit! It's seems that I! The great and powerful Morky has been left.
>>27448439
Oh shit a ghost
>>27448531
Yes, it is I! Morky!
>>27448531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw4-bZkxyKQ
This may interest you.
>>27448803
I WASN'T AWARE OF THIS
I saw this on a thread about your favorite pone Glimmer
Boop
>>27448988
NO
O
Lol yea I would like 2 get married again
>>27451351
You'll be marrying a ghost then
>>27451351
I'm not dead just retired
>>27451351So are you actually pregnant or is it just a prank bro?
>>27451510
What do you think?
Sure is empty
I awaken
>>27453715
Hello friend
>>27453951
Hello Oh Glorious one
>>27454129
I have a question.
What made you decide to follow me as a god?
>>27454215
I'm lost without a Leader, back in tower I had a leader to follow his name was Calvin. but he Disappeared... So I spent my time searching the one to serve next.
>>27454295
Huh...
How was this Calvin?
Comparable to me?
>>27454318
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvinism
>>27454330
You cheeky little weasel
>>27454318
Calvin was this cool guy, I can't compare you two because I haven't been following you, but you are decent so far.
>>27454330
No, silly, he clearly was talking about HIMHi there, Hobbes
>>27454318
Calvin was a smart leader he lead us into battle after battle victory after victory. And I hope you become better then him
>>27454356
>Decent so far
Hey that is fine by me,at least I'm better than Manhorse in that aspect
>>27454389
>lead us into battle after battle victory after victory
Kinda like Stalin....
Anyways...he sounds like a cool guy.
>>27454378
>hobbes
pffffft nah
>>27454398
Well, I hope you manage to be a good leader, alright?
Changed Spring's picture because why the fuck not?
>>27454423
Of course I will manage
Fuck
>>27454491
Perfect
>>27454509
>>27454523
>>27454541
>>27454547
>>27454570
Went ahead and switched my image.
Which one looks better?
Previous or current?
>>27454592
Previous one
>>27454605
Okey
>>27454592
I think they both look good.
I wish Krono were here.
I would give him the best cuddles ever.
Wait.
He never gave me the best belly rubs either.
We're live!
>>27454934
>>27454934
>>27454934
>>27454938
!evil er'eW
Krono you magnificent bastard
I feel like we should do something other than dump anime pictures; we're probably already on the hit list when the next scruf.fening hits.
I was thinking about doing something like Zombies, a little bit like what we did in The Gauntlet when New Game+ hit last time. What do you guys think?
>>27456457
I might as well listen since you aren't insulting anyone.
What is this Zombies?
>>27456486
It's a gamemode for some tabletops, vidya, and very rarely imageboards like this. Basically, you start off in a small area, one or two rooms, with infinitely spawning enemies. Killing enemies gives you points or cash, which you can use to either 1) get new weapons, 2) unlock new rooms, or 3) special functions. However, there's a cool catch-- the farther you go into the game, the stronger the enemies get. Things like pistols may work on the first few rounds, but later on it'll be as effective as beef jerky sticks. Usually the games or maps have endings, but there's also things set up for semi-infinite proportions. It's pretty cool.
>>27456534
Dunno if I should trust you on this.
You might rig the game to make me die early on...
I'll let others decide before deciding myself.
>>27456534
>>27456550
Eh, so you want to do Equestrain Dungeon: Zombie Edition? I would play that, I guess. I mean, you doing it makes me a bit...fidgety, due to certain things, but I would still play it.
>>27456669
>you doing it makes me a bit...fidgety
Exactly my problem with it.
But if he promises not to be an ass,maybe I will play it.
>>27456550
>>27456669
I don't actually have anything to gain or lose from making anyone die. It's not like because I made a wrong choice, I'm going to kill you in my fantasy game and deliver pizzas to your house because "holy shit riggy diggy". Internet anger does not equal real anger. It's not like you can really fudge the RNG without really making it obvious, and it's not like "Glimmerfag gained zero points and HOLY SHIT A PLANE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST FUCKS UP MORKY AND GLIM WOW WHAT A ROLL HUH GUYS"
>>27456534
>>27456765
It would have to be on Friday though; there's a shitload of exams and the like to do before heading into an online project like this.
>>27456765
Why do I get 9/11'd?
>>27456960
O L D F A R T
So, what now?
>>27457537
I dunno....
Greentext?
>>27457548
Sounds good.
>>27457548
Loyal Cuddles!
>>27457548
Who's writing?
>>27457571
You silly
I can't write for shit anyways.
>>27457616
Unless Fruit wants to write
>>27438011
Yay I amz on the ride now.
>>27457869
Yup
wew
>>27457953
lad
>>27457869
Welcome to hell.
>>27458180
"Hell"
>>27458180
That feel when you get kicked from a skype conversation for saying niggers.
>>27458298
Someone mind filling me in?
>>27458531
Yes
Ahem...Your mine now
>>27458546But I'm not for sexual Morky
>>27458531
I was talking about a personal skype call but I will also have a slice of you.
>>27458567How about air hockey?
>>27438011
If anyone wants here's a link to a fic were Scootaloo gets her Scooter stolen by Hitler.
>>27458669
Holy fuck yes please
>>27458698
Oh shoot, forgot the link. Well here it is.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/172155/1/hitler-steals-scootaloos-scooter/and-business-is-a-boomin
>>27458669
I'm going to bed and if the following people aren't dead I'm going to kill you all:
Manhorse
You have a few hours for him to be dead
I also want the following to cuddle:Daily
Suitcase
Glimmer
Ember
Because I'm going to snuggle all females
>>27458759
Krono might get angry
>>27460170
He'll get over it
>>27460202
Remember that green in which Aryanne appeared in the dungeons?
Is it becoming a reality?
Or just a coincidence
>>27460272
She's not speaking German... So maybe halfway.
>>27460287
Will you give Morky an ass whooping if he cuddles with me?
>>27460296
Yep.
>>27458759
Boy, you're some special kinda stupid, ain't ya?The dragons mine.
>>27460310
Whew lad
Fine
Ember will have to be the cuddle andfucksession
>>27460340
Yes I ampapaFruit
Is Daily still doing that Alignment Chart green?
>>27460394
She's probablydead I'd imagine
For whenmyDailycomes back I will havecuddletraps
>>27460470
Im guessing I can request green from you and Krono
A back story on Sniz
>>27458759
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>27460602
I'm actually okay with this.
Awaken my masters!
>>27460970
RODA ROLLA DA!
>>27460977
Glorious Dubs
>Be Sniz
>Just a normal pone.
>Nothing much to you.
>Except that you are a necromancer.
>Of chickens.
>You can only bring chickens back to life.
>They don't do shit.
>But they are undead.
>Can't lay eggs.
>You could make an undead chicken army.
>Everyone would be mildly confused.
>But not really.
>So.
>Onto other parts of your life.
>You work at the pone equivalent of KFC.
>No surprise.
>But one day...
>You were making your way downtown.
>Walking fast.
>Faces passed.
>Then from out of the blue, you see a magical bullet.
>It zooms into your spine.
"SHIT."
>You suddenly can't move your lower legs.
>Blood sticks to your skin as it leaves your body.
>Your skull cracks as you hit the ground.
>Screams from everyone around you enter your ears.
>From all the screams, you can pick out a voice.
>Much deeper than all the rest.
>"Welcome to the dungeon..."
>Then you pass out, possibly passing into the void.
>You awaken in a cold, damp room.
>Other pones surround you.
>"Welcome to the Dungeon, Sniz."
>...Sniz?
>You get up from the floor you were laying on.
>You attempt to summon an undead chicken.
>Nothing.
>Wait...
>What were you trying to do?
>Summon a chicken?
>Why would you do that?
>All you can do now is venture through the dungeon.
>That is your only goal.
>You are a Dungeoneer.
>>27461051
2edgy4me
>>27461051
Huh..,
A green about Spring's loyalty to me.
>>27461067
Craaaaaawl
>>27461051
Hey there! I'm sure you'll love it here! I just got here after being hit by some kind of magical bus! I hate niggers and Jews! What's your favorite color?
>>27461051
Oh man, I kinda wish I had necromancer powers now.
>>27461754
...chicken necromancer powers?
>>27461722
Andrew...Krono has been here a long time
Oh and my favorite color is purple
>>27461722
If you were talking to me, my favorite colour is purple. Mostly Lavender Purple. Especially Lavender Purple.
If you were talking to Sniz then... no fucking clue. I don't know Sniz that well.
>>27461990
I wonder who has Lavender Purple colors....
Anyways...Do the dang green ya lovable twat
>>27462045
Yes please. Also is the new CYOA on the front page the new quest general?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm09K8DvV-o
Found that jam.
>Be Springtrap.
>You have no free will.
>Everything you do must be determined by someone else.
>Always.
>That is your curse.
>For a while now you've had no master.
>Things were very difficult for you.
>You used to have a master.
>Who accidentally made you kill him while he was making a sandwich.
>Best not to go into details.
>But now you've found a new master.
>The leader of a newly forming cult.
>Who is also a communist.
>But still...
>A master is a master.
>No matter how murderous.
>Did you think murderous?
>You mean loveable.
>You are loyal to her.
>You have to be.
>Or else she'd execute you.
>Sometimes you couldn't tell if she was the leader of the cult or her husband was.
>Or boyfriend.
>You didn't know, you didn't get into her personal life much and you didn't see a ring.
>But whatever.
>She is your master.
>And you are loyal to her.
>Always.
>>27462131
By the way,Law once explained that CYOA General doesn't consider us to be in their circle
>>27462206
>pic related
>>27462267
Cyoa hates fun
>>27462206
Once again you make a great green
And now we wait for Law,unless you are able to do more.
>>27462282
Should I go over there and ask around?
>>27462331
That sounds like a bad Idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn-UDHZjNqs fuk u pony luvers
>>27462267
Oh ok. So just Equestria Dungeon?
>>27462417
Yes
There was also Tower.
But I wasn't around for that
You can ask Spring about that
>>27462417
>>27462497
Or me.
>>27462321
>thinking i'm dead
>not "She probably is doing other shit."
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>27462555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HgOvEYrDc
>>27462633
>Using new school animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcztoVW2O60
>>27462417
Yep.
Welcome to the Team.
>"...Hey."
>"Sup?"
>"You ever wonder why we're here?"
>"Well that's the great mystery of li--"
>A sword made of bones cut off the two skeletons.
>No, really, their heads were clean sliced off.
>"Well shit, nice crit Freddy."
>Springtrap ran in just too late.
>"Cut off the donuts, faggot."
>"Fuck you."
>"Inhale my dong."
"HEY, DID WE KILL THEM?"
>"YEAH!"
>"GO SMACK SHIT WITH THE BAT SOME MORE, MANHORSE!"
"K."
>A slurred, vodka covered first edition Manhorse runs off.
>Most likely to get drunk.
>"Right, Springtrap. Let's get the others and head into the next room."
>"Kay. Where are the others?"
>"Probably fucking each other."
>Sure enough-- they check and find Gemima and Shepherd cuddling each others genitals.
>With their mouths.
>Freddy reacted first.
>"Oh, Jesu--what the fuck is my life?"
>"Hey, it can't get any worse."
>Scootaloo rushes in.
>"Hey guys!"
>"...Huh. Guess I was wrong."
>"I want to fucking kill myself."
>The robot picked the filly up by the neck.
>"What."
>"He's here! With the artifact!"
>"Really? Do you mean--"
>JT's scream cuts off the floor.
>"ROOCUP, BITCHES!"
>Cheering and celebration posts cover the screen.
>A beautiful day in the Tower.
Two Years Later
>Everything fucking blows and Starlight is dead again.
The EndI want to believe
>>27463734
No kidding here,this story is shit.
I'm not saying that because of....the ending.
Its just shit.
>>27463734
>>27463753
Uh, I didn't see too much wrong with it. Sure, it ain't the best, but any memories from the tower are good in my book.
>>27463762
I'm not saying your tower experiences are shit.
I don't like the style.
I dunno,I'm not a writefag so I can't tell what is exactly wrong.
>>27463734
I've read better green from a blind Jewish man
>>27463782
Pff, I have seen worse. Like that one time Manhorse tried to pull a edgy "Based off a true experience!" or something.
>>27463810
Lol wut?
Was that in Tower?
>Be Morky
"Whew lad"
>Dat was some crazy shit
>A super sp00ky under water skeleton thing
>Super fucking Edgy
>Too ez
>It's dead and all that
>Spring found lipstick
>He applied it
>You take it
>You got an idea!
>For once!
>You rush to the Rune room
>You hurry
>Your legs are tired
>They hurt
>Your lungs start to hurt
>Laws is trying to stop you from destroying the dungeon
>First with 117
>And possibly with the rune
>If this doesn't work out
>Your going to eat the lipstick
>Maybe die
>That sounds fun
>Let's see what happens if we open the rift shall we?
My basic plan
>>27463828
No. He was writing this one green in some thread, and it was edgy and shit, and he slapped on "Based off a true experience!" on it.
>>27463850
Well thats fucking retarded for him to do.
>>27461871
Hell yeah, son. That's called 'Voodoo'.
>>27461990
>>27461722
Favorite color's orange.
>>27464135
Hey Sniz,I need your alignment and picture
>>27464237
Put me down for Rebel Neutral.
>>27464347
According to the chart,you are a griffon.
The chart is canon by the way.No it is not,sans a few
>>27464363
If Griffon was an option for character species, I would've taken in.
>>27464388
*taken it.
>>27464388
I would've taken bat pone if it were an option for various reasons.
>>27464363
Yeah I'm definitely not the greek god of fucking time.
>>27463734
>tower memories
Fuck, I miss it so much
>>27464841
This'
KRONO YOU BETTER EXPLAIN TO ME WHY KRONOXANDREW IS WINNING
>>27464973
Cause it's canon.
>>27464973
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
>>27464973
Its half and half.
I've calm'd down now.
>>27464973
Because you are slowly becoming more and more autistic.
>>27464994
HAVE YOU NOT EVEN FUCKING VISITED THE PREVIOUS THREADS YOU UNEDUCATED FUCK
>>27464996
NOW ITS 3:4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27465012
Hey, hey, I voted for the true ship! KronoxGlim, if you want to know.
Also does it matter?
>>27465010
N-no....
that isn't true.
I can't be at Daily's level of stupidity.
>>27465012
>all caps
Canonicity intensifies.
>>27465019
Ummm.....Political reasons?Love reasons?Because nazis are shit reasons?
>>27465029
If that is the case.Then if I said
LAWSMENXJACK
DAILYXEMBER
USELESSXSPRINGTRAP
is that canon now?!
>>27465030
Just calm down. I doubt you will lose him.
Polls say that KronoXAndrew is canon, that means it's canon.
>>27465050
No.
>>27465045
She won't lose me...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10312174
>>27465045
Sure sure...
You are definitely right.
>>27465076
Okay good....
I was worked up all for nothing.
