Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
Krono's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Kronoisunavailable
Morky's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/MorkyAnon
Enjoy your stay
Last Thread:>>27389539
>>27389539
>>27389539
>>27417967
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CEREAL EDITION!
>This is the story,of a horse named Suitcase
>Suitcase is your average mare
>Good work,good social standing,just an average pony
>Average on the outside,but really she was a bumbling mess
>For one,she was always thinking about horse cock and horse pussy
>The mixture of the two drove her crazy
>At times this urge overtook her,temporarily breaking her normal facade
>She'd look for some way to satisfy her needs
>She would use phallic devices to do the job,one for her cocklust and another for her lust for horse pussy
>Sometimes she'd fuck her co-workers, normally
>One day,as Suitcase had another bout of heat,she noticed that her phallic devices were missing in their usual place
>She panicked pretty badly
>Suitcase thought to herself
"The Jews did this"
"No worries,I'll just go have 'fun' with Krono
>She decided on Krono of all ponies
>Even though she was fully aware that Krono only loves Glimmer
>She was determined. She heard about Krono from Glimmer and wanted a "taste"
>But,as she walked out of her room,she noticed a strange sight;all of her co-workers were gone
>She had a bitch fit and looked around for something to substitute
>What she did find as she continued down the halls,was a set of two open doors,and Pocket Vinyl
>She takes the pocket Vinyl and stuffs it into her vagina
>Suitcase,now realizing what she had done,quickly took the soden Vinyl out of her oarficr,placed her on Suit's back,and ran for the Employee Break Room
>It soaks her back with the sweet smell. The break room is one of the best looking break rooms ever seen by pony kind...on fire
>She grinds against the table edge/corner with the fury of 1000 Suns
>>Which in turn breaks the table
>>27417978
I FORGOT
>>27418005
Tsk tsk tsk
>>27417995
>Vinyl sneaks away and hides behind a vending machine,only to be grabed by Mikro
>>27418012
YES,I AM
>>27418020
>Mikro then proceeds to Vanish into the darkness never to be seen again
>>27418030
Suitcase gets dun fucked by Mikro and gets a STD
>>27418030
>Vinyl salutes him for saving her life from the darkness and goes back to Suitcase,who is now....
>>27418035
NO GREENTEXT NO CANON
>>27418043
I keep forgetting asshole
>Suitcase gets STD's from Mikro
>>27418036
>calling the pizza man
>>27418046
Can't happen
Mikro is ded
>>27418048
>How the delivery guy will get here is beyond me,the narrator.
>Ahem...
>Suitcase,with Vinyl in tow,continues foward and goes into the Meeting Room
must go
Too tired
Fuck you assholes I'm going to bed
>>27418066
>>27418068
Sleep tight faggots
hello and goodnight everybody
>>27418222
morning
What is your favorite salad?
>>27419458
CHICKEN CEASAR SALAD OR GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>27418222
Fuck off WorstFairy
>beat CoD4 on Veteran
>in the same night, beat DOOM on Nightmare Mode
Holy fuck, I'm god.
>>27419519
Fuck off no one likes you
>>27419474
Wait,did you say Caesar Salad?
I also enjoy SHIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA Salad.
>>27419519
Shut the fuck up Manwhore.
http://onutrem.fr/404
Have fun.....
>>27419569
The hell is this crap?I'll play your game
>>27419548
Forgot a related image
>>27419569
Why is it only stuck on one screen?
Thats it?
This exists.
>>27419608
You clicked the red text.....right?
>>27419646
Nevermind,I got to a red smiley face
Thats it?
Here is a free Dio image
>>27419654
Just close the game and go back to the website, it should be filled with smileys.
>>27419676
Yo this is actually spooky
>>27419701
>Thinks it's spooky
Bitch.....you haven't seen true rage yet, tell me when you beat best edge.
>>27419737
Fuck this is actually hard.
New thread will be posted in ~5 hours.
>>27419901
>Saying its hard already
Let me give you a hint to what game is about to say to you through the game.
ur ded kido
>>27419912I can't fucking dodge the knife barrage when I fail to hit the center no matter what...
>>27419937
Oh and i forgot, if you get past that.You're going to have a bad time.....as in.....watch out for the blasters.
>>27419969
Already gotten past thatHoly jebus
>Pic somewhat related
>>27419988
You even got past the red ones?
>>27419998
Yes.
I happened to figure out it was a one-hit kill.
Now excuse me as I waste 1 hour of my life.
I'm gonna miss the new episode...Is it bad that I want a green on edgy-baby and GlimGlam?
>>27420029
So....you beat her?No, edgy baby is the best baby.
>>27420044
No
But I did get her down to half health before I died.Edgy Commie?
>>27421536
>>27421620
>>27421660
>>27421878
>>27420044
Morningsweetie
>>27422680
>>27422709
Edgy oc's
>>27422716
K
>>27422722
Why do you do this Glimmer?
>>27422751
MONKEY NAN DAIOH,MOOOORKYYY!
>>27422774
>>27422762
>>27422742
>>27422722
>>27422709
>>27422680
>>27422793
No
I haven't made any green in a while. What's with this vacation I'm being given?
>>27422812
NO VACATION FOR YOU FRIEND
Also update your bastebin
A green where we all sit down and read books for once.
>>27422812
You need a break, unless you want to write, your choice
>>27422842
Are we still doing the joint green or did Fruit convince you otherwise.
Welp.
>>27422913
What do you mean,'whelp'?
>>27422945
>>27422945
I'm just a bit, I don't know, bored?
>>27422879
Fruit told me to stop and we're supposed to be doing one together, me and him
Do you want to do another?
>>27422971
And?
>>27423017
That's it, really. So, what did I miss?
Whaddup nerds.
>>27423014
Sure.
What shall it be about?
>>27423043
Oh, hey.
>>27423045
Not sure, we could just wing it with a story and go from there
>>27423054
Sup. Probably won't be able to join this afternoon. Planning a con and all.
>>27423034
Well we did a Stanley Parable type thing about Suitcase.
Last line was
>Which in turn breaks the table
We each one sentence at a time
>>27423066
Sounds good. You first. I'm assuming we'll do paragraph at a time?
>>27423127
Sure
>Be Morky
>You woke up in a bright white room
>A quick survey shows it's a lab
>Last you remember was a chaotic Manhorse hitting you in the head with a lamp
>You could say you felt LIGHT headed
>Pic related
>You try to get to your feet but it's hard to when your strapped to a surgical table
>Your fine
>For now
>You have no idea how long that will last
>But you don't want to stay to find out
How's this?
>>27423154
A lab?
I should make a appearance..
>>27423178
Depends if Krono let's it happen
>>27423154
>You kick and thrash around.
>But to no avail.
>Then to hear the turn of very sqeaky wheels.
>You try to look around but your head is strapped to the table.
>As the sqeak gets closer you hear shouts.
>"LET ME GO! WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU DID YOU'LL BE SLAUGHTERED!"
>The voice sounds a lot like Glim.
>She must've got knocked out too.
>A door somewhere to your left opens as the shouting Glim enters the room.
>With your little view of the room, you can still see that she is strapped to another table which is being pushed by Manhorse.
"Fucking Manhorse..."
>"I should've known he would do this."
Passing the sugar to Morky.
>>27423289
>Your going to curb stomp this bastard
>"Good to see your awake Morky"
>His voice makes you tremble slightly
>Damn
"Leave me alone Mancunt"
>He growls and hits you
>"Shut up! I'm going to make you stronger! Faster! More powerful!"
>Damn
>This isn't good
>Be Glimmer
>He's distracted
>You undo the binds
>You make a run for it
>"That little bitch!"
>Manhorse runs after you
>Hopefully this will give Morky sometime to escape
>Let's hope he takes this time to do so
>>27423336
>Be Morky.
>You don't have magic.
>You can't do shit.
>Fuck.
>There is a table next to you that you can barely see.
>It is full of tools use for cutting n shit.
>And a whip.
>What the hell would that be for?
>You sigh.
>There is nothing left for you.
>You think of your almost-wife, Daily.
>You can tell she is determined to find you.
>Your autism connection is very useful.
>Was.
>Was very useful.
>You finally give up trying to escape.
>Then you hear a scream from the hallway Glim ran into.
>"YOU FUCKER. YOU BROKE MY HORN."
>"It was the only way to get you to stop running."
>"I'LL KILL YOU!"
>"Once we get back to the la you'll get punish for running."
>That's kinky.
>And probably he reason for the whip.
>>27423517
Is that supposed to be me?
I don't even have a horn.
Or is that Manhorse?
>>27423517
Also FUCKING PUSSY MORKY
>>27423517
>Be Morky
>You need to get to your wife Daily
-P.S. Laws said we're married-
>You struggle on the table, making it scoot across the floor
>You get closer to the table
>Get a scalpel into your mouth but drop it
>Shit
>Your not used to this
>You have magic
>Had magic
>You grab one with more of a grip to it
>Come on...
>You get one cut off
>Glimmer is brought in by Manhorse
>She's all bloodied up
>Poor Commie
>Manhorse seems to forget you exist for now
>>27423539
Well I assume how you got out originally via magic and, last Joint, Morky had you use magic so I'm just kinda rolling with it.
>>27423563
I thought she was a unicorn, my apologies.
>>27423550
>Manhorse straps Glim back to the table.
>He goes over and grabs the whip from the table next to you.
>He looks directly at you.
>"No you don't..."
>He grabs the scalpel from your mouth.
>You go to punch him.
>Then he stabs you through the shoulder.
"JESUS FUCKING FUCK CUNTS."
>You can't move your leg.
>The scalpel went between the joint, effectively cutting off your arm without actually doing so.
>He stays emotionless.
"What happened to you, Manhorse?"
>"I'm not authorized to answer that question."
>"Now, you'll both be punished."
>"Let's say... 50 lashes."
>"No. I have something better."
>He slightly smiles.
>"I know your both in love with someone... so I can do this."
>He scoots yours and Glim's tables much closer together.
>"Fucking kiss. Everytime you refuse, it's 10 lashes."
"You can't do this Manhorse."
>"Manhorse couldn't."
"Are you referring to yourself in third person now?"
>"I'm not Manhorse anymore. Dr.Cross made me Gamma."
>What.
>Is this gonna turn into some edgy "I'm not who I was anymore." speech?
>"I'm literally a fucking cyborg."
>Oh.
>"Now you two will kiss or 10 lashes each."
>"Fuck you Manwhore."
>Suprisingly Glim can still speak, even with her entire body covered in blood.
>>27423723I WILL NOT KISS A CRACKHEAD,NOT EVEN TO SAVE ME OWN LIFE
>>27423723
>Whew lad
>You can't do this
>10 lashes isn't as bad as what the mafia did to you
>You refuse
>Manhorse doesn't look very happy
>Glimmer looks half relieved and half scared
>"Do it"
>This is getting weird
"No"
>He seems shocked by your resistance
>He has to maintain his professionalism
>"Do it now"
>He doesn't sound happy
>Not at all
>"I will force you to"
>Good luck
>"How about I force you to fuck"
>Oh hell no
"Fuck you too"
>He chuckles and grips the whip
>Gulp
>>27423783
>>27423815
Up to Krono
And sorry Krono for the short amount of text
>>27423783
>"You refused about 3 times. You'll both get whipped 30 times..."
>You gulp.
>"UNLESS you kiss her now."
>You look to Glim.
>She squints.
>"You wouldn't fucking dare..."
>"DO IT NOW OR I DOUBLE YOUR LASHES."
>Fuck.
>You are not getting 60 lashes.
>You begin to lean in.
>You can feel Daily getting angry through your autism connection.
>You murmur to yourself.
"I'm sorry Daily..."
"I'm also sorry, Krono."
>Then you go for it.
>Just before you get to Glim, the door is knocked down.
>You freeze up
>The Dungeoneers are here!
>"Fuck."
>Wait.
>Fuck.
>Krono and the rest rush into the room.
>Jack, Fruit, and Ember begin to fight Manhorse.
>Krono and Daily go to free you and Glim.
>They run to you, but stop dead in their tracks as they see you, still frozen in your position.
"It's not what you think."
>They look at you with pure hatred in their eyes.
>"You mother fucking cock juggling thunder cunt."
That's where I'll leave off. Your turn Morky.
>>27423954
>>27423954
"Was up my niggas?"
>Manhorse turns
>"YOUR RUINING THE MOMENT!"
>He growls and unleashes his fury
>Other known as skeletons
>"Now kiss or I'll whip you"
>You squirm
"Fuck you Manhorse"
>You kick at him
>You manage to light tap his dick
>He pedals back
>He steps on Daily's hoof
>Super Daily
>She has an outrage and kicks Manhorse in the donger
>You manage to get a blunt into your mouth with the help of Fruity
>Krono frees Glimmer and the niggers run off
>Probably going to have their own little sausage fest
>>27424013
>You still can't move.
"HEY GUYS! YOU FORGOT ME!"
>Nothing.
>Then you hear footsteps.
>Krono came into the room.
"Sorry for that."
>"Sorry won't fix shit."
>He brings out his Bat-tle Axe.
"You know there is some scalpels over here you can use."
>He doesn't listen.
>Then he lightly places the axe blade over your dong.
>IT FUCKING HURTS LIKE HELL.
>He slowly chops through your dick.
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
>Then you pass out from agony.
Your turn Morky.
>>27424118
>Pic related
>>27424118
>Lawsmen didn't enjoy the sight
>It heals up
>Daily John Cena's Krono
>"Get the fuck over it!"
>Krono shakes his head
>"Manhorse was forcing them to asshole, I will shove a cactus into Glimmers vagina"
>That seems to snap him into reality
>"Right... I knew that"
>"Well at least Laws decided that he should keep his donger"
>Krono takes his axe and cuts up Manhorse's donger
>Manhorse screams in pain
>Dat nigger will never have kids
>Ever
>>27424184
Aight this was shit
It went from decent to 300% shit
>>27424184
>"Manhorse was forcing them to asshole, I will shove a cactus into Glimmers vagina"
I don't understand this line
Who's talking?
>>27424233
Have you tried thinking?
If not
Daily asshat
Good morning everyone
May your day be filled with luck and happiness
>>27424258
The way it was worded....
>>27424260
Awww thanks Useless.
>>27424260
Thanks my nigga
>>27424184
>Even if his dick did one day heal up, he still won't have kids.
>Or a life.
>Krono decapitated Manhorse after.
>Welp.
>Now you and the rest of the party will have to kill Cross.
>And his entire army of cyborgs.
>Which all have mechs created by Manhorse.
>And also have miniguns that shoot exploding lasers.
>Shit.
>END? I DON'T KNOW.
>>27424296
At least this isn't canon
Waiting for Laws
Lets do another sentence story
>This is the story of a horse named Daily
>>27424845
>Daily is married to a crack head
>>27424855
>Was it because of love,for money,for her own benefit.
>Anyways,Daily woke up one morning to see
>>27424869
>It was love because of autism
>Morky is literally bouncing off the walls from snorting crack
>>27424885
>As this was perfectly normal for the mare,Daily stopped him by
>>27424900
>Pulling a Undertale spider person thing and he gets stuck in the rope web
>>27424929
>Morky cries out in a sudden shock and is pulled down by Daily
>>27424968
>He squirms but Daily offers snuggles and he stops
>>27424984
>The walk out of their bedroom and join up with the others
>>27425052
>Fruit was trying to snuggle with Ember but she was screaming Baka
>>27425077
>Krono and Glimmer were having one of their sessions,which was preaching communism,although Glim seemed to enjoy it more than the former.
>>27425123
>Jack was busy from running from Suitcase whom was in heat again
>>27425135
>Micro was being a whore like usual.
>>27425144
>And Vinyl was playing hide-and-seek with Useless
>>27425154
>Oh and Springtrap was there doing absolutely nothing
>>27425154
>It was pretty chaotic
>>27425171
>But life was good for The Dungeoneers.
>>27425188
>It was like paradise without Manhorse
>>27425198
>Law was getting bored;he decided to spice things up a bit by adding another helpful NPC
>>27425216
>He was able to give anything but with a price
>>27425221
>The price was Vinyl's life.
>>27425375
>Vinyl,hearing the price,was extremely distressed.
>>27425391
>The Dungeoneers had a choice to make, keep the cute Pocket Vinyl or get a new friendly NPC.
>>27425512
>Daily,yelling at no one in particular,yelled
"CAN YOU GIVE US HINTS?!"
>>27425549
>Lawsman shook his head at Daily as Useless made the decision and stabbed Vinyl through the skull.
>>27425598
>Everyone was frozen in shock and horror
>Glimmer ran up to Useless and decked him in the muzzle
>>27425631
>Vinyl coughed and screamed, then began to glow like a bright light.
>>27425699
>Morky eats popcorn and snuggles with Daily
>>27425816
>But Morky was unsuccessful,as Daily ran over to Vinyl and hugged her,with some motherly instinct.
>>27425830
This is Mine, Glimmers, and Krono's green thing, not yours.
>>27425830
Thought I'd join in
This seems fun.
>>27425837
Don't be a stingy asshole Morky
Anyone can join in
Its a sentence at a time anyways.
>>27425848
She's a bit late to this party isn't she?
>>27425853
You could say the same thing to Krono.
>>27425848
I'm sorry, I'm tired due to insomnia making an asshole
>>27425830
>Vinyl stops glowing and suddenly grows wings and turns purple.
>>27425916
>Useless throws a chair at Vinyl "DEMON!"
>>27425935
>Glim realizes who this pone is and starts beating the shit out of him/her
>>27425937
>Nothing hurts the new NPC or even makes it flinch because for some reason nothing can hurt friendly NPC's, weird.
>>27426010
>GlimGlam screams
"WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU,IF YOU ARE INDEED WHO I AM THINKING YOU ARE"
>>27426010
>Morky disappears like an unwatched child, because he is a unwatched child one could say
>>27426036
The NPC responds to the screaming Glim, "Am Twolot Speerrrrkalll"
>>27426092
lemme fix that
>The NPC responds to the screaming Glim, "Am Twolot Speerrrrkalll"
>>27426092
>Glim responds with yelling
"OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD!"
>Pic related
>>27426036
>Daily throws a fit
>>27426109
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll cast a spell to sow the mouth of Glim shut
>>27426145
>Glim then finds a random mask on the floor where Vinyl used to be;it appears to look like a stone batpone mask
>>27426145
>Fruit gives her a blunt to calm her down
>>27426172
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll explodes the blunt, "dugs r baed."
>>27426206
>Daily: "Stfu I'm doing what my husbando would do" and she takes a puff and coughs like a motherfucker
>>27426214
>Glim puts on the mask and suddenly spikes are driven into her head,'killing' her.
>>27426214
>Krono looks to Daily "You got fucking cancer. Get that shit checked out."
>>27426234
Fuck sake
>>27426242
I DONT CARE
I DID IT BECAUSE I COULD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27426238
>"You can't get cancer from smoking weed"
>>27426277
>Twolot Speerrrrkall notices the 'dead' commie and yells
"IRS NO WAN WORRAID ABUT DA DED HOARSE?!"God typing like a retard takes some effort
>>27426308
Sure it is. Sounds like a Swedish Pony though
>"She can suck a pickle" and finishes the blunt, Daily does.
>>27426337
Head Canon confirmed.Tard Twilight is Swedish
>>27426337
>Krono slaps Daily and heads over to Glim's 'corpse'
>Ember partially recognizes Twolot and asks
"Do I know you?"
>>27426357
>"Deal with your dead marefriend yourself" She says
>>27426357
>Krono nudges Glim, "Wake up. I know you must be alive."
>>27426434
>Twolot responds
"ER U MAST BER TAT DRGN ME AN RAR FND"
>>27426434
>Morky is off making crack
>>27426457
Ok I have no idea what that said
>>27426525
wait I figured it out.
>>27426466
>Krono nudges Glim harder "WAKE UP."
>>27426633
With those dubs
>She wakes up
>>27426654
>Glim gets up and is noticeably different now.For one,she has batpone ears.Also fangs.
>>27426735
Krono squints, "What the fuck?"
>>27426805
forgot to green. again.
>Krono squints, "What the fuck?"
>>27426735
Would you like to have the sweet release of death?
>"I must be high" Daily says
>>27426805
>Glim whispers
"Muda da"
>>27426825
CAN'T STOP IT NOW CAN YOU?!
>>27426832
>Daily gets up "I need to figure out how to reverse this so I'm going to find my husband" She says
>>27426832
>Krono reaches forwards and attempts to rip off the mask.
>>27426880
>Glim hugs Krono with the force of a thousand suns and lets him take off the mask;nothing changes as a result of taking it off.
>>27426917
>Fruit just nods "Nice"
>>27426917
>Krono tilts his head a bit, "I guess you're a vampire or some shit now."
>>27427086
>Glim tells him to shush and heads over to Meat King.She does one quick slap and his head comes clean off.She comes back afterwards and responds
"Yes of course I am,now help me kill that retarded purple pone"
>>27427165
>Ember looks at Glimmer and quickly latches onto Twolot Sporrrrkalll, "No touch."
>>27427277
And I've been exiled out of this apparently
>>27427277
>Glim just laughs and says
"Ember,I will not hesitate to kill you like I did to Meat,but tell me why are you defending this tard?"
>>27427292
Become Daily or something I dunno
>>27427304
I know but this has become more of your "joint green"
>>27427318
Like I said,you are welcome to join in.
No one is barring you.
>>27427304
>Ember's eyes cross a bit "No clue. Instinct?"
>>27427388
>Glim just sighs and grabs Ember and throws her against a wall with enough force not to kill her
>Meanwhile Jack...
Holy fuck I just remembered that this is a story about Daily
Why did I make it deviate from that path?
>>27427427
Not sure asshat
>Daily walks up to Glim and slaps her in the face.
"Next time, try to stay on point...Morky? What call her? Oh, yeah. Next time, try to stay on point AssHead."
>>27427488
Ey,honey I missed you
>>27427488
>Glim has a look of sadness on her face
>She goes over to a corner and sadly says
"Hinjaku Hinjaku"
>Twolot Sporrrkarlll screeches like a banshee, "NO PEIN, ANWY FERNSHEP" and casts a spell to push Glim away.
>>27427543
>Glim also screeches,yelling "UREEEEEEEEY" and shoots Twolot's neck with eye lazers
>>27427597
>Twolot screams in pain at the lasers pass through, but she still survives unscathed.
>Krono is currently thinking if sex with a vampire is going to be the same as normal sex.
>>27427632
>Suddenly Glimglam gets punched by someone yelling "OVERDRIVE"
You know, to be honest, a vampire glimglam would be hot.
>>27427868
And thats why I make JoJokes with DIO
>>27427868
Thinking about it... yes. Definitely yes.
>>27427868
>>27427878
>>27427916
Just look at this sexy beast.>>27419665
>>27427868
>>27427878
>>27427916
I swear to God
>>27427924
ITS TOO LATE!YOU CAN'T STOP IT!
>>27427935
Whew lad
now I want vampire Glim to be cannon in the official threads.
>>27427996
Why?
I mean, Me and Daily getting married? That was fine.
Glimmer being a vampire? You had a choice when you joined, Earth Pony, Unicorn, or Pegasus. Not a Vampire
Not my choice, it's Laws
>>27427996
https://youtu.be/4KNqFhJ6-n0
>>27428049
Well Law could just put in a batpone turning device as a boss item or something.
>>27428093
Maybe so
>>27428118
https://youtu.be/hWKB1Zxg84s
>>27427862
>Krono quickly snaps into reality and swings his Bat-tle axe at the random pone.
>>27428289
>It turned out to be Jack Frost in a weird get-up.Jack turns to Krono and yells at him "GET AWAY FROM GLIMMER,SHE IS EVIL"
>Pic related
>>27428314
>"Fuck you." Krono swings at Jack's head.
>Morky suddenly appears to help his comrade from getting the shit beaten out of her.
Morky do shit please.
>>27428314
>Me as Joseph Joestar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffQmb-cNFuk
>>27428393
https://youtu.be/uxYg0Ae1VQk
Go ahead and play as yourself,I can't greentext as you.
Also this was made on drawthread.
>>27428421
Based on this.
WEW LAD
https://youtu.be/Uw4-bZkxyKQ
>>27428389
>Jack dodges the swing, before looking over at Morky.
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>>27428421
Okay then.
>>27428445
>>27428460
>"...."
>>27428452
>Krono flies up before divebombing into Jack while he is distracted.
>>27428508
>Jack's skull gets cracked open, as he falls to the ground. The limp body on the ground twitches.
>>27428508
>Glim looks really pissed off and yells at Jack
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING,GOD DAMN THAT BURNS LIKE HELL!"
>>27428533
>Jack doesn't respond, because right now, he's in a pool of his own blood.
>>27428526
>Glim then sees the display and runs over to Jack.She then yells at Krono.
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM.QUICK GET SOME BANDAGES"
>>27428526
>Krono beheads the fallen Jack to make sure he is dead.
>>27428565
>Krono then looks at Glim, "Well shit."
>>27428568
>Before Jack's head gets chomped off, he slides a bit to the right to dodge the blow.
Jesus christ man.
Drawfag posted a fix version of>>27428421
Now it looks less shit now.
>>27428577
>Glim slaps Krono with the force of 2 suns,hurdling him into Suitcase,who is now masturbating
>>27428610
>The force of Krono flying into Suitcase breaks his neck; great job Glim.
>>27428648
>But before the snapping of the neck happens,Glim shouts out
"ZA WAURDO!"
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/za-warudo-dios-the-world/
>>27428666
>Trips
Wow.
>Jack Frost is now frozen in time.
>>27428666
>Krono stops in mid-air, stopping the killing of Suitcase for now.
>>27428684
>Glim runs over to the frozen Krono and tries her best to stop his momentum when time resumes
>Time resumes
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/za-warudo-sound-effect/
>>27428710
>When time resumes, Jack stands up to the best of his ability.
>"...Wha?"
>>27428710
>The flying Krono still has a lot of momentum and fucking closelines Glim.
must go do shit. bye
>Daily starts screaming and runs around.
"WE TURNED INTO A ROLEPLAY GENRAL!!!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!"
>>27428832
Oh shit honey your right!
RIP
The JoJo freaks turned this into a role play!
>>27428832
WE DID IT!
>>27428832
>>27428842
>>27428848
Hey, blame Glimglam.
>>27428856
Entirely my fault I know.
>This is the story of a horse named Daily
>Daily is married to a crack head
>Was it because of love,for money,for her own benefit.
>It was love because of autism
>Anyways,Daily woke up one morning to see Morky is literally bouncing off the walls from snorting crack
>As this was perfectly normal for the mare,Daily stopped him by pulling a Undertale spider person thing and he gets stuck in the rope web
>Morky cries out in a sudden shock and is pulled down by Daily
>He squirms but Daily offers snuggles and he stops
>They walk out of their bedroom and join up with the others
>Fruit was trying to snuggle with Ember but she was screaming Baka
>Krono and Glimmer were having one of their sessions,which was preaching communism,although Glim seemed to enjoy it more than the former.
>Jack was busy from running from Suitcase whom was in heat again
>Mikro was being a whore like usual.
>And Vinyl was playing hide-and-seek with Useless
>Oh and Springtrap was there doing absolutely nothing
>It was pretty chaotic
>But life was good for The Dungeoneers.
>It was like paradise without Manhorse
>Law was getting bored;he decided to spice things up a bit by adding another helpful NPC
>He was able to give anything but with a price
>The price was Vinyl's life.
>Vinyl,hearing the price,became extremely distressed.
>The Dungeoneers had a choice to make, keep the cute Pocket Vinyl or get a new friendly NPC.
>Daily,yelling at no one in particular,yelled "CAN YOU GIVE US ANY HINTS?!"
>Lawsman shook his head at Daily as Useless made the decision and stabbed Vinyl through the skull
>Everyone was frozen in shock and horror
>Glimmer ran up to Useless and decked him in the muzzle
>Vinyl coughed and screamed, then began to glow like a bright light.
>Morky eats popcorn and snuggles with Daily
>But Morky was unsuccessful,as Daily ran over to Vinyl and hugged her,with some motherly instinct.
>Vinyl stops glowing and suddenly grows wings and turns purple.
>Useless throws a chair at Vinyl "DEMON!"
>Glim realizes who this pone is and starts beating the shit out of him/her
>Nothing hurts the new NPC or even makes it flinch because for some reason nothing can hurt friendly NPC's, weird.
>GlimGlam screams
"WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU,IF YOU ARE INDEED WHO I AM THINKING YOU ARE"
>Morky disappears like an unwatched child, because he is a unwatched child one could say
>The NPC responds to the screaming Glim, "Am Twolot Speerrrrkalll"
>Glim responds with yelling
"OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD!"
>Daily throws a fit
>Fruit gives her a blunt to calm her down
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll cast a spell to sow the mouth of Glim shut
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll explodes the blunt, "dugs r baed."
"Stfu I'm doing what my husbando would do" and Daily takes a puff and coughs like a motherfucker
>Krono looks to Daily "You got fucking cancer. Get that shit checked out."
>"You can't get cancer from smoking weed"
>Glim then finds a random mask on the floor where Vinyl used to be;it appears to look like a stone batpone mask
>Glim puts on the mask and suddenly spikes are driven into her head,'killing' her.
>Twolot Speerrrrkall notices the 'dead' commie and yells"IRS NO WAN WORRAID ABUT DA DED HOARSE?!"
>"She can suck a pickle" and finishes the blunt, Daily does.
>Krono slaps Daily and heads over to Glim's 'corpse'
>Ember partially recognizes Twolot and asks "Do I know you?"
>"Deal with your dead marefriend yourself" She says
>Krono nudges Glim, "Wake up. I know you must be alive."
>Twolot responds "ER U MAST BER TAT DRGN ME AN RAR FND"
>Morky is off making crack
>Krono nudges Glim harder "WAKE UP."
>She wakes up
>Glim gets up and is noticeably different now.For one,she has batpone ears.Also fangs.
>Krono squints, "What the fuck?"
>"I must be high" Daily says
>Glim whispers
"Muda da"
>Daily gets up "I need to figure out how to reverse this so I'm going to find my husband" She says
>Krono reaches forwards and attempts to rip off the mask.
>Glim hugs Krono with the force of a thousand suns and lets him take off the mask;nothing changes as a result of taking it off.
>Fruit just nods "Nice"
>Krono tilts his head a bit, "I guess you're a vampire or some shit now."
>Glim tells him to shush and heads over to Meat King.She does one quick slap and his head comes clean off.She comes back afterwards and responds
"Yes of course I am,now help me kill that retarded purple pone"
>Ember looks at Glimmer and quickly latches onto Twolot Sporrrrkalll, "No touch."
>Glim just laughs and says
"Ember,I will not hesitate to kill you like I did to Meat,but tell me why are you defending this tard?"
>Ember's eyes cross a bit "No clue. Instinct?"
>Glim just sighs and grabs Ember and throws her against a wall with enough force not to kill her
>Twolot Sporrrkarlll screeches like a banshee, "NO PEIN, ANWY FERNSHEP" and casts a spell to push Glim away.
>Glim also screeches,yelling "UREEEEEEEEY" and shoots Twolot's neck with eye lazers
>Twolot screams in pain at the lasers pass through, but she still survives unscathed.
>Krono is currently thinking if sex with a vampire is going to be the same as normal sex.
>Suddenly Glimglam gets punched by someone yelling "OVERDRIVE"
>Krono quickly snaps into reality and swings his Bat-tle axe at the random pone.
>It turned out to be Jack Frost in a weird get-up.Jack turns to Krono and yells at him "GET AWAY FROM GLIMMER,SHE IS EVIL"
>"Fuck you." Krono swings at Jack's head.
>Morky suddenly appears to help his comrade from getting the shit beaten out of her.
>Jack dodges the swing, before looking over at Morky.
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>Krono flies up before divebombing into Jack while he is distracted.
>Jack's skull gets cracked open, as he falls to the ground. The limp body on the ground twitches.
>Glim looks really pissed off and yells at Jack
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING,GOD DAMN THAT BURNS LIKE HELL!"
>Jack doesn't respond, because right now, he's in a pool of his own blood.
>Glim then sees the display and runs over to Jack.She then yells at Krono.
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM.QUICK GET SOME BANDAGES"
>Krono beheads the fallen Jack to make sure he is dead.
>Krono then looks at Glim, "Well shit."
>Before Jack's head gets chomped off, he slides a bit to the right to dodge the blow.
>Glim slaps Krono with the force of 2 suns,hurdling him into Suitcase,who is now masturbating
>The force of Krono flying into Suitcase breaks his neck; great job Glim.
>But before the snapping of the neck happens,Glim shouts out
"ZA WAURDO!"
>Jack Frost is now frozen in time.
>Krono stops in mid-air, stopping the killing of Suitcase for now.
>Glim runs over to the frozen Krono and tries her best to stop his momentum when time resumes
>Time resumes
>When time resumes, Jack stands up to the best of his ability.
>"...Wha?"
Part 2 of placements coming up soon.
