>You find yourself at a bar late one night stressed out because work and your boss sucks blahblahblah
>This beauty walks up on the stage with her guitar.
What does she play?
How do you try to pick her up?
Go for the one night stand, or be gentlemanly and just try your best to get her number?
>>27401626
You want a tip?
Here's your tip GET A REAL JOB!
lol
>>27401626
>"CRAWWWWLING INNN MY SKIIIIIN"
>>27401634
But anon, I make plenty of money gigging around town. It's a real job. I usually make a little over 2000 a month, sometimes the pays nicer though and it's closer to $3000 It's all about planning, practicing and starting out doing work for
>EXPOSURE
It's fuckin gay but you get there if you work hard enough. I've actually recorded in studios for local musicians too. All this alongside paying for college as a music major
Oh yeah, I play the trumpet btw.
>>27401667
>hey buddy, spare some change?
Sounds fulfilling
>>27401690
It's not "Spare some change"
I don't play on the side of the road begging for change.
>>27401639
Audibly kekd
>>27401667
>>27401690
>>27401708
No one fucking cares we're here to post about top tier waifu, Not bitch about what you think is an acceptable way to live.
>>27401708
>"hey anon, What do you do for a living?"
>I play the trumpet
lol
>>27401743
Eat shit, faggot
Glimmer is better than flash sentry's used cock sock lol
>>27401626
She's playing Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4n0pGQ3F4
Her soulful rendition of this song would be eargasm worthy.
Just walk up and talk to her, and let nothing and no one stand in my way.
Ask her out on a date, to go get some coffee, and if not just try and get the number.
As far as sex goes, I don't want to make a big deal about it. I wanna show her that I'm Mr.Right, and literally nothing in the entire world will keep me from making her happy.
>>27401743
This guy has the right idea. We're here for Sunset.
>>27401847
The only thing Sunset plays is the skin flute behind the bleachers
>>27401853
They don't call him Flash Sentry for nothing
>>27401841
I don't need validation through some faggot on 4chan.
I'll be making decent money in military ensemble, and after words i plan on having a mid tier symphony job.
It's sad that you probably don't have any goals/aspirations.
I'll do as I please and at least I'll enjoy my job.
>>27401626
>>27401847
I could really see that. And I like it, but I think She'd have a set of 3 songs
Feathers:Coheed and Cambria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoqoZfJysE
Sugar We're going down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
And she'd close with this of I will follow you into the Dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAen5S8I3M
I'd love every single bit of it too.
I'd close enough to talk to her, initiate some comfortable conversation and ask if she'd like to meet me for lunch one day. Ask for her number.
Then go through that mental anxiety of when to call, (Even though it really isn't that big of a deal) call her, make plans. And also plan on taking a quick trip to the Dave n Busters near the place we ate to play some games or go bowling. Or go to the Go Kart park, or the Defy Gravity near my house
So many possibilites.
My biggest concern would be picking her up, because she'd probably think I'm some sort of douchebag with the car that I drive.
>>27401906
I think my issue would be, just being too clingy.
It probably wouldn't happen with other girls, but this is Sunset Shimmer we're talking about.
I'd probably cling harder than nuclear bonded plastic wrap.
I'm so pathetic.
Seriously, how would Sunset ever respect me as a man? I can't help but want her approval. And I would care so deeply about what she would think. I don't know if I could ever act normal around her.
Sunset is the type of bitch to take away your cunnilingus privileges.
>>27402077
I mean, if she wants to deny herself pleasure then sure?
Whatever makes her happy.
What exactly in this hypothetical scenario am I doing to make her so upset?
>>27402114
I'm implying that she thinks so highly of herself, that eating her out is a privilege.
>>27401841
Last time I checked Sunset didn't like Flash at all
Meanwhile your shitty bald waifu has a literal boyfriend
Fuck off back to whatever degenerate shithole you crawled out of you fucking cuck
>>27401875
>I don't need validation through some faggot on 4chan
Your whole rant post says otherwise lol
Love that girl.
>>27402519
>flash sentry is sunset shimmer ex boyfriend
>b-b-but she w-w-was only using him!
Sunset Shimmer isn't part of the mane cast now is she? lol
Couple of non-canon movies
Doesn't even matter enough to get on the show and have episodes dedicated to her
Sounds like someone is grasping at straws lol
>>27401875
>I play the trumpet
>>27402654
Flash is a beta faggot; he'd be easy to blueball, and Sunset had no interest in him at all, so it's unlikely that anything sexual occurred, unlike how Shitlight drools all over the place for Sunburst and spends an entire two parter getting hot and nervous over him
Sounds like someone is anal annihilated that his shitty waifu is not only a shitty clone of a much better character, but is also taking deep dickings from her senpai.
And the fact that it's three fucking years later and you're STILL in denial about EqG being objectively canon just makes this pathetic tbhonest f@m.
Like seriously lad you have nothing going for you lmao
>>27402680
>damage control
>>27402687
>memes
>>27402694
>even more damage control
>>27402694
You too don't like Starlight because of you'r love Sunset?
>>27402700
Don't lump me in with a loser like you pls
>>27402699
>even more memes
>>27402704
I'm not a looser.
>>27402157
imagine her getting sexually frustrated as she's "punishing" you
>>27402519
what a pretty pony
>>27403128
imagine op not being a faggot for once.
>>27401626
Grab my guit and jam with her. Trade leads and rhythms back and forth. Teach her some of my favorite songs and vice versa. As long as shes not the kind of chick guitarist that bangs two chords mumbling into the mic and staring at her feet. That shits just annoying and way too prevalent these days.
SHE'S SO CUTE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ
I wonder when they're going to make Sunset a part of the show?
Maybe by the end of the season she'll pop in to help defeat the final boss, just like in Rainbow Rocks.
>>27402057
I think I'd have the same problem.
I'd be so scared to lose her that I'd probably cling on, and cling on tight.
She'd probably think it cute at first but then find it really annoying after a few months.
>>27406101
S-somehow I'd like to think, maybe if I was being clingy like that, and then I pulled back, that maybe Sunset would be upset and get paranoid herself.
Maybe that thought that once she really had me for a while, that she'd be just as scared to lose me I as am to lose her.
A man can dream can't he?
>>27406368
This is now my head canon for my relationship that won't happen. I'll dream it eventually,
I've already had multiple. Some that felt so real when I woke up and had to go to classes I wanted to actually kill myself for the possibility to go back to that dream forever.
Wow I'm one edgy faggot.
>>27407221
This is 4chan. We are all edgy faggots.
>>27407686
Always knew the faggot part, just never realized how EDGY tho. It is what it is though
Also this was yesterday
>Be me
>friend comes over
>"Anon why are you eating ice cream?"
>I eat ice cream when I have a bad day
>"But you eat ice cream every day"
mfw
>>27401875
>I'm not good at anything so I bought a trumpet, now I play it on the street for that is where I live, I'm happy and you are jealous of me
>>27408358
Literally don't play it on the street
I play professional gigs for churches, Weddings, Graduation Ceremonies.
I teach lessons on the side and have an audition with the local symphony next month.
I'm not a begger
>>27401626
Well, funny enough you should say that...
Firstly, she would be playing this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkr77jE5GFY
Secondly, I would be a gentleman and buy her a drink, followed by light hearted conversation, and only flirt if it's safe to do so. If I get her number on the first number, I'll be lucky But, I could always ask her when she is playing again...
>>27408442
>I play the trumpet
>>27401626
http://youtu.be/cmkYpBotyrs
>The lake sort of knows me
>Was it you who promised time?
>Lead me to a land so green, so she'll stay awhile
>Please take me there. I'm ready.
>The ship sways, but the heart is steady
>I have time
>>27408637
Wait a minute where are the "#" at?
Hi it's Vince with Shamwow, you'll be saying 'wow' every time you see this waifu.
It's like a Shammy, it's like a girlfriend. A regular waifu doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, or car, or boat, or the RV. Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid. Look at this, it just does the work. Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess. Drain it out, and wash it in the washing machine.
Made in Germany, you know the Germans always made good stuff.
>We'll never get a comfy green of Sunset in this thread.
bumpin
>>27402665
>>27408603
>not listening to jazz
Also to the trumpet anon
>not playing jazz
>>27401626
>>27411209
Sunset would be playing some nice, romantic jazz to seduce you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxbiCPheq9U
More like this in EQG4, please.
>>27411879
I hope for more horsey slips like this
it's cute as fuck
>>27411958
Oh yes, that too, she is just a pone after all.
>>27411209
>listening to jazz
http://youtu.be/Z5dIzY7yvRA
>>27412125
I love these pics of ponies in EQG clothes.
What is Sunset thinking right now?
>>27412157
>"I hope there aren't any rodents of unusual size around here."
>>27412015
Jazz started in the 30s dudeans hipsters are cancer and only like smooth jazz
>>27412179
and*
>>27412157
>Damn it, i got my coat wet
>>27412179
>jazz started in the 30's dude
No shit? Really hurrrr
So did big band but you dont see people going to big band clubs unless they are hipsters
Anon come on, you can't just fall for every girl in a Sunset Shimmer cosplay.
>>27412243
my point is jazz isn't a hipster thing because it started way before hipsters started saying "i listened to it before it was cool."
Because they didn't. It was already cool by then. It has universities dedicated to it. An international holiday, declard by the UN.
http://www.un.org/en/events/jazzday/
Managed by the Thelonious Monk Institute (one of those universities)
http://monkinstitute.org/
In fact. hipsters actually stole the word from jazz.
See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_%281940s_subculture%29
vs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_%28contemporary_subculture%29
Why does this picture seem so lewd?
How did Sunset get so strong?
>>27412434
shes gibing someone a foot job
>no hooves
Why is she so smug?
Can we have more Sunset songs?
>>27412393
He doesnt care man he just wants to call someone a faggot
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SUNSET SHIMMER.
>>27412393
No one cares
>>27412243
>>27412393
>>27412466
>>27412526
>>27412547
>>27412588
>>27412597
Wow check out all these faggots who don't want to have sex with Sunset Shimmer.
>>27412619
Yeah, all these faggots want to talk about is jazz and playing music on street corners.
Fuck off to /mu/ with that
There's hardly any Sunset in the Sunset Shimmer thread
>>27412669
I can see why people didn't want this to become a regular thing.
Endless shitposting, and no one wants to write a green!
Is it really impossible to ask for some cozy Sunset green?Preferably with Anon as self insert wish fulfillment type of deal?
>>27412696
Yes.
>>27412407
>Agent S. Shimmer
"Hey Sunset, guess what? I fucked your mom last night!"
Best musician Sunny
https://derpibooru.org/1145957
looks like Sunset stole Celestia's "magic"
>>27415423
I could feed for days off Sunset's big jugs.
Sunny is a qt
>>27415475
indeed
We will never get a Sunset green like >>27412696
>>27414909
the artist could have at least had her play a power chord and given her a pick
>>27416371
They really flubbed the shape of the guit as well
>>27416411
and it's missing tuning pegs for the higher strings, no strap, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a button on the pick guard
>>27416476
I've seen kill-switches on guards but that clearly isn't one. Like damn if you're gonna put all that work into a shimmy would it kill ya to look at a reference of a guitar?
So it's been established that most of you like the pony and the human form of Sunset.
But would you still love her if she were a satyr?
a spell went wrong and Sunset Shimmer ended up switching minds with a dog
what do you do?
>>27417630
Look for a way to reverse it of course!
A body without the mind is nothing!
I will save my love from her canine fate and bail her out of the doghouse.
And in return she will love me eternally!
>>27417666
what if it's irreversible?
would you still love her?
what would you do with her human body?
keep it as a pet?
>>27417682
I would abandon her.
I won't be in a relationship with a half-dog. I won't screw the pooch. I won't fiddle with fido. I won't roll over with rover.
Sorry sister but you're barking up the wrong tree.
>>27417716
>Not wanting to give a canine Sunset your bone.
For shame.
>>27417757
Well I'm fatfit and I'd give my left nut to plow doggy Sunny and pet her on the couch.
>>27417716
that's really ruff on her, bro
>not throwing her a bone in her time of need
puppy love never lasts
she has such a fetching personality
---
who said anything about fucking her dog body?
why not fuck her human body?
it's no different than if she were in her right body
she is a pony at heart, so when is it considered bestiality?
>>27417796
I can't.
Human body Shimmer still has a dog mind. SO her body would probably do a bunch of random dog stuff and make it really difficult to fuck her even if I wanted to.
Dog body Sunset, IS LITERALLY A DOG.
Even if it were washed, and groomed and- BLEH no! Any way you look at it, it's still gross as hell!
>so when is it considered bestiality?
It's bestiality when you fuck dogs!
Sometimes it's better to just let sleeping dogs lie.
Getting back to the realm of sanity, do you guys think we'll ever see pony Shimmer again? Whether it is in the movies or show?
>>27417932
It seems about as likely as getting any green in this thread.
I think there is supposed to be a new movie with her in it this fall.
But seriously, where is the fucking green?
>>27417932
I wanna know where human Shimmer has been this whole time
>>27412187
>>27412187
I want to be held by Sunset.
>>27418003
Twilight seems awfully interested in whatever she's looking at.
>>27417965
write it urself
>>27417976
Everyone does. Hopefully we will find out in EQG 4
>>27418050
Those incorrect reflections are triggering me.
>>27418055
Tell that to OBluse. He made the pic.
>>27418079
Okay. Just let me make a DA account and I'll PM him.:^)
>>27418013
If someone could just edit Anon where Spike is.
I mean.. I just need it, for reasons.
>>27414909
>Watermark removed
Whoever did this is a saint
>>27417757
>is on /mlp/
>is not a zoofag to some degree
>doesn't think it's JUST hot to fuck a tight bitch pussy
why are you here normie?
Finally. this thread was taking forever to appear.
Meow :з
>>27423821
bottomless edit when?
>>27423821
More clothed Shimmer ass, please.
>>27401626
she starts to singSWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
>>27424511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KgTDNtVg9k
youtube.com/watch?v=bAfjNnB2GOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQJOC3Q0xGY&feature=youtu.be
https://clyp.it/f4d0a50s
https://clyp.it/sbohupky
>>27412187
More Sunset holding Twilight like a puppy.Aww
There are suddenly 45 Sunset Shimmers in your house!
What will you do!?
Why in the FUCK are you faggots so fucking obsessed with shitty greentext pony fanfiction
Green is nearly always terrible; actual discussion of official content is inherently better than fan cancer
>>27426135
I like the self insert Anons because for a brief moment I can picture myself as Anon and forget about my miserable existence where Sunset doesn't exist.
>Green is nearly always terrible
Thanks for your shit opinion, now kindly fuck off because I actually like the greens.
I've been trying to get a green in here forever and I'm not going to have you fuck it up because you've got a stick up your ass today.
Words words everywhere but not a drop of green.
>mfw page 9
>>27428682
>It was page 9
>153 posts
>No green
Gee I wonder why.
Image dumps are pointless, literally derpibooru the thread.
If this thread doesn't get some green soon I'll probably just hide it. Waste of fucking time.
>>27428743
>>27402708
Did somebody say memes?
>>27428743
Well DB doesn't have this >>27414909
And I think i have a another sunset pic not found on DB I have a few that I posted to DB and they erased for whatever reason
>>27418585
I got it from Gelbooru
>>27429532
Alright well here are links to some places you can find images of Sunset Shimmer
-------------------
https://derpibooru.org/tags/sunset+shimmer
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sunset_shimmer
http://www.deviantart.com/browse/all/?section=&global=1&q=sunset+shimmer
--------
Now go there, and delete this thread.
>>27412007
Belly rub mastrubation
>>27429601
Anon, relax with your shit, this is a place of worship for Sunset.
If you guys want, go to the thread discussing EQG4 and you will find out about human Sunset and the plot of the movie.
>>27426173
Fuck you
>>27429785
kek, that was done at my request
it's fun to see the ones you request get posted by others
Da fuq is with all of this non shim sham crap.
>>27429835
I think it would be better if we had a single thread for humanized ponies. It's too bad people want their own little separate categories.
>>27429835
pretty sure it's the faggot who's mad about no green in this thread
Is this some sort of autism raid against Shimmerfags? Itll blow over soon. Then we can get back to discussing best pony/human.
>>27429845
There is a thread for humanized ponies. I think there's 2.
>>27429844
>Human Vinyl Scratch
What a little hottie she is, love her.
Oi vay. Mods can you handle this shit please? I'd be forever in your debt.
>>27428743
Write your own damn shit you whiny twat
I mean if you're gonna shit up the thread you could at least go the distance and sagebomb it.
Well someone has a dildo stuck a little to far up their ass. /mlp/ has never been the best place for Sunny anyways.
Mods can you just kill this board so we can start a clean Sunny board?
Uggg this thread is a lost cause. Someone wanna start up a new shimmer thread?
>>27430294
>panties
>outside her pantyhose
What a rookie mistake
What have we here?
I wonder how long this faggots gonna keep this up. Gotta give him credit for the will power and time dedication. He's been going at it for about an hour and a half.
>>27430423
If you want a Coco thread than make one. You don't have to fuck up a shimmer thread. We have enough shit to deal with.
>>27430418
it's a bot, the posts are just over a minute apart
>>27423901
I BAREly even tried
>>27430677
why would you want a thread about a sloot?
>>27430747
oh my god, you're the "NRDT guy" of Shimmerfags
if you want some green, you should post pics and prompts to go with it
if people get interested in it, an Anon will make green
toss out ideas for some greens, don't just expect someone to pull some out of their ass
writing is harder and easier than you think
and if you want green bad enough, then you should try writing yourself
the more you bitch about no green, the less likely you're gonna get some
>>27430850
you're the dumbfuck shitting up the thread
>>27430830
Why would Suri want a human dick shaped dildo?
Humans don't exist in their world
thank you for shitposting, brah
I bet you're the faggot that goes around posting Sunset in other threads
>>27401626
>What does she play?
Green Day - Stairway to Heaven because she's edgy and she has to play in a mediocre fashion, missing notes, half-assing her vocals, etc.
>How do you try to pick her up
Do what I normally do, get the number but never man up to call. I should check if my balls have expired
>>27401626
>Try not to spaghetti over the fact that it's Sunset Shimmer somehow. Succeed, but be excited anyway.
>Figure out what the audience around here likes given the venue and request something suitable that she can put some energy into and have fun playing.
>As a musician, offer that we should get together and jam sometime. I'll probably be seeing her around, because my hangouts are the places that she's likely going to get gigs and visa-versa.
Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't get some greentext from this yet. It's a little late for me to write anything now, but I am tempted to take on the challenge.
>>27430970
obviously your suggestions are shit
no one wants to do your kind of green, so... YOU FUCKING WRITE IT YOURSELF, instead of shitting up a thread in a pansy ass temper tantrum
>>27430988
not if the mods delete your shitposts
>>27430988
I'm a musician and I've been away from the board since January (and haven't written any green since December). This could be a fun concept, but I'll have to brainstorm. If there's a thread around, then I'll be sure to come back to it sometime tomorrow and start working on it.
>>27430725
you are such a fucking faggot
Never make a thread again you annoying bitch
>>27431011
god, you're fucking stupid
>>27431040
you're getting your green soon, quit shitposting you flaming retard
>>27431006
I have an idea, work on it this coming week and wait until we have the next Sunset Sunday
that faggot deserves to wait because of him throwing his dumb tantrum
>>27431050
your point in proving you're a dipshit?
you proved that real well
>>27431058
Today is Sunset Sunday. At the very least, I will start working on it. That doesn't guarantee I'll have anything to post, but my tendency (which I have little prior work to show) is to write the outline and then post each chapter as it gets done. So if I get anything done tomorrow, it's going up.
>>27431065
I was referring to 5/29, but whatever
give the little shit what he wants
>>27431074
I'd be game for that, though I do have to admit watching the guy having his little autistic shitfit was funny as hell.
"I'm fed up of image dumps and want green, you know what I'll spend three or four hours carrying out an image dump rather than trying my hand at writing something. That'll show them, better completely ignore any suggestions that I try my hand at writing as well, that'll really show them."
>dat thread
>>27431610
>>27431877
with any luck we won't see him for 3 days
how long are bans for shitposting?
>>27432634
I don't care about him. The only thing that i worried about is Sunset.
beep beep, motherfuckers
More Sunset holding Twilight like a little pet.
>>27433600
what about the other way around?
Surely green will come, we only have to wait.
>>27434368
My brain's a little fried, but I'm in the brainstorming stages now. Probably expect something tomorrow?
>>27433600
have a 3DQT
>>27434849
and another
>>27434869
back to 2D
>>27434886
and final
>page 10
Face it. You don't really like her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrlHB_5Tqg&index=2
>The warm sun hits your face as you hear the birds chirping.
>Suddenly a familiar scent.
>You open your eyes..
>Fluttershy stands over you with a fresh plate of breakfast.
>"Good morning big brother!"
>As you sit up and take the plate you notice Fluttershy's outfit.
>Or lack thereof..
>She's only wearing a frilly pink apron with a heart on it.
"Oh Fluttershy, not again.."
>"I-it's not my fault! All my clothes were dirty from volunteering at the animal shelter. I had nothing else to wear!"
"Still, it's not appropriate for you to be walking around like that."
>She frowns folding her hands together.
>Her arms seem to push out her breasts which seem to want to burst out of the already small apron.
>"I-i don't mind being seen like this.. If it's just you that is..
>She winces as you move your hand toward her head.
>You pat her gently as you eat.
>She smiles blushing as you wind up petting her kind of like a cat.
"Your breakfast, it's good."
>"Thank you. I'm just glad I can be useful to you still now."
"You mean like how you used to wake me up every day for school when I didn't have an alarm clock?"
>"B-back then.. It was like one of my favorite parts of the day."
"You really liked that huh?"
>Fluttershy climbs up on over your lap.
>Her apron peaking up, you can tell she's not even wearing panties.
>>27438793
>Her bare crotch pressed against the thin fabric of your pajama bottoms.
>"I did.. And I'd do anything for you. You've always been the nicest most supportive big brother I could ask for, why, I'm practically indebted to you!"
"I-i wouldn't go that far- WOAH!"
>Fluttershy leans herself over you.
>Her breasts pressing along your chest.
"W-what are you-"
>"That bit of syrup on your cheek."
>She's coming really close to your face now.
"Really, you don't need to worry about it, I-!"
>Her tongue licks up against your cheek getting the bit of syrup that was on it.
>Her breathing seems a bit lewd somehow.
"N-next time just bring some napkins!"
>You say as you push her off you.
>"O-ok.."
>Fluttershy seems to have snapped out of whatever trance like state she was in.
>Sometimes she just acts really weird like that for no reason.
>You go on and prepare for work.
>>27438800
>You feel exhausted after work.
>It's not much, but it pays the bills.
>Fluttershy works too but it seems she hasn't gotten home yet.
>The animal shelter must be keeping her late again.
>It's partially cloudy and you have some light music on in the background.
>The house is very minimalist with few pictures or obstructions in the home.
>Fluttershy has many animals so you've really lost count.
>But all the food is kept in the pantry and is served in the kitchen.
>Fluttershy's sweet and tender love for the animals is really something else.
>It's almost..
>Motherly.
>Suddenly a knock at the door.
>You stretch getting up.
>Opening the door you start,
"Fluttershy I'm glad you-"
>"Guess I'm not who you were expecting huh?"
>Some dark red-skinned girl looking like some kind of succubus in a leather jacket is at your door.
>You rub your eyes.
>"Lemmie in, I need to get some food."
"But-"
>She pushes past you walking inside.
>Her voice, it had like an echo-y pitch to it.
>She's in your home now eating your Cheez-Its.
"Hey, get your own box!"
>She sticks her forked tongue out at you.
>"I thought you goody-two-shoes types loved sharing."
"Get out of my house you weird lady!"
>She furrows her brow seeming to have lost her patience.
>"Silence yourself and obey my whims!"
>Suddenly you feel dizzy like you're about to fall.
>You lose control of your body.
>"That's a good slave. Now rub my feet while I eat and watch your T.v."
"H-hey! What is this? I can't resist you!"
>She smiles sliding her hand under your chin.
>"Of course you can't."
"T-this isn't funny! Let me go!"
>>27438793
>>27438800
I don't know what this is, but you have my attention. Being Fluttershy's sibling is a new one for me.
I'll be over here scribbling outlines for my own bit and hoping for more of this.
>>27438806
>You're at her feet.
>You remove her boots.
>A strange scent emits from her feet.
>But it's not particularly unpleasant..
>It's like incense or something..
>She says with a smug bemused look,
>"Enjoying yourself?"
"A-as if! Like I'd enjoy rubbing some ugly demon girls feet anyhow!"
>"Oh well that's too bad, now, remove my socks."
>You're forced into compliance as you feel the delicate fabric of her socks and yank them down her feet.
>Your fingers suddenly start moving on their own as if being puppeted.
>She lets out a pleasured sigh.
>You try not to look at her feet.
>Being turned into a slave in your own house..
>How humiliating..
>"I need a place to hideout you see."
>Her tone seems a bit more serious.
"W-what do you mean?"
>"I'm just saying, it would be.. Unfortunate if I were to be discovered here."
>What the hell is she talking about?
>Is she trying to barter with you?
>Does her power have limits somehow?
"Ngh, and.. If I were to disobey?"
>She seems surprised, but just for a moment.
>A wicked grin crawls across her face.
>She snaps her fingers.
>Suddenly you feel yourself 'drop'.
>And just like that you can control your body again.
>>27438814
>"I'm well aware of how the world works. You want something in return for your cooperation right?"
>She slides herself out of the seat.
>She's down on the floor where you're at now.
>She folds her wings demurely as she slinks up your chest.
>Fingers sliding up your chest her body feels hot like fire against you.
"W-what are you-"
>She places her finger on your lips.
>"Will my body be enough?"
>Your chest thumps out of control as you begin to sweat.
"G-gross, a-as if I would.."
>Her hair like fire, it seems to have a life of it's own.
>Flickering and burning at the ends, flowing like neon lava in shades of yellow and red.
>Her eyes so enchantingly green breathe the very essence of magic.
>It's a level of beauty that no human being could compete with..
>But still..
"I-i have my morals.. I won't succumb to you demon!"
>"Fair enough."
>She stands herself up as if nothing happened.
>As she leaves for the kitchen the room feels colder.
>You reluctantly yearn to feel her heat again.
>>27438829
>Without warning the door swings open.
>A tired looking Fluttershy appears.
>"I'm back! Oh, Sunset Shimmer, I didn't expect you to be here."
"Fluttershy, this is-! Wait what?"
>You turn around and suddenly 'Sunset' is wearing a pink apron.
>On top of that she looks completely normal! No red skin or anything!
>"I heard this is where you lived so I wanted to drop by. You never told me you had a brother.."
>"I thought I mentioned him but I guess not.."
>"He's very handsome."
>You give Sunset a sort of bewildered look.
>"Don't mind me, I'll just be cooking dinner."
>"Oh how thoughtful, Anon did you invite her over to stay the night?"
"Of course not! Why would I-"
>Sunsets eyes seem to gleam menacingly.
>Is it wise to pick a fight with a demon?
>And she already seems to know Fluttershy.
>You'll just have to tell Fluttershy when Sunset isn't around because it's unlikely that she knows about Sunset being a demon.
>For now an exhausted Fluttershy collapses on the couch next to you.
>Hair looking disheveled.
>Sweat dripping from her forehead, she unbuttons the top three buttons of her shirt.
>Her breasts are huge.
>Puberty hits and suddenly her gonzongas are big..
>She never used to be so.. Voluptuous..
>You shake your head looking away.
>W-wait what are you thinking!?
>You can't just be thinking about your sisters ta-ta's like that! You're blood related after all!
>A nature documentary is playing on the t.v.
>"Are you alright Anon?"
"W-what?"
>She tiredly places her hand on your forehead.
>"You're not running a fever are you?"
"W-why would you say that?"
>"It just seemed like you were sick, or.. Maybe just that you were thinking really hard about something."
"O-oh it's nothing, *coughs* I uh, I gotta use the bathroom!"
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>Finished relieving yourself you return to the couch.
>"Alright, who's hungry for some Naachos?"
>Sunset with an impressive platter of nachos stands before you.
>She places the plate on the coffee table in front of you.
>"Oh my, those look DELICIOUS!"
>Sunsets hips seem to sway as she walks toward you and sits on the left side of you.
>Fluttershy is to the right so you're in the middle.
>Digging into the nachos you find out they're delicious.
"Wow, these are nice."
>"Aren't they? I can cook all kinds of things."
>Sunset gets weirdly close to your ear whispering,
>"It's almost like I'd make the perfect housewife or something."
>You can't help but blush profusely as Sunset laughs.
>"Whats so funny? Did you tell Anon a joke?"
>Sunset with a coy look as you try to read her for a cue on what to do.
"I er.. Yeah, just a joke.."
>"I wish you'd share, now I feel all left out."
>Fluttershy pouts sticking out her bottom lip a bit.
>She hugs you as her breasts press up against your arm.
"Fluttershy come on.."
>"Oh what? I'm not allowed to give my big bro a hug?"
"I-its not that, it's just.."
>Fluttershy breaks the hug and smiles in a way that seems a bit forced to you.
>"Oh, I'm so sorry Anon, I forgot we had company over, you must be really embarrassed right now huh?"
"W-well, that is-"
>Sunset teases,
>"You two seem awfully close."
"Well, we are brother and sister after all."
>She mutters quietly.
>"I wonder if that's really all."
"W-whats that supposed to mean!?"
>"Oh nothing."
>>27438846
>It's night, as you've seen the earlier drama fade away.
>Sunset sleeps on the couch with clean spare blankets and pillows reserved for guests.
>Sunset seemed perfectly normal while you sat with her.
>What is was that thing she mentioned about needing a place to hide out?
>Why would she reveal herself to you so dramatically if she was just gonna turn back the moment Fluttershy got home.
>Why not stay hidden the entire time?
>Maybe there's some kind of thing where she has a limit on how long she can be human?
>What kind of monster is she that she needs to hide among humans?
>Truly an unrepentant demon..
>>27438854
>Morning comes again, the smell of breakfast wafts over you.
"Fluttershy you'd better be wearing clothes this time-"
>Your eyes catch a glimpse of the she-demon that is Sunset.
>"Oh, so it's THAT kind of relationship huh?"
>You wave your hands in front of her,
"You've got it all wrong! It's not like that at all!"
>"Filthy pervert brother has his little sister as his girlfriend."
"I swear it's not like that!"
>"Well, whatever. I made you breakfast."
>She hands you the tray.
>"You'd better be grateful."
>She says pouting and folding her arms turning her head away from you.
>You take a bite.
"It's ok, thanks."
>"W-what kind of praise is that? You're supposed to say 'It was delicious' or 'wow this is amazing!'. You really don't know anything about winning a girls heart do you?"
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
>"N-nothing! Idiot.."
"So what's the deal, are you just gonna live here now?"
>Sunset snickers.
>"You should have seen it. I knew Fluttershy could never refuse me if I pulled out the old sob story."
"What?"
>"Hehe.. 'It's just that I have no where else to go, I'd have to fend for myself out on the streets.' When I said that she was just dying to take me in."
"Taking advantage of Fluttershys kindness like that.."
>"Hey, I do what I have to so I can get by in this world."
"It sounded like you were awfully proud of it."
>You say angrily as you shove another bite into your mouth.
>"Maybe I am. After all, I am a heartless demon hell-bent on world domination."
>Something about the way she said that..
>It seemed almost insincere..
"Whatever game you're playing, leave us out of it."
>"I would if I could. It's been hard enough to avoid suspicion with Twilight and the gang constantly checking up on me."
>Twilight?
"Isn't she friends with Fluttershy?"
>"She is. But Fluttershy is too spineless to try and stop me. She want's to believe there's still good in me or something."
>Still good? Was she not always evil?
Do you guys know of any Tsundere/Hatefuck Sunset Stories?
>>27441591
Uh Oh dudesters
Human Sunset Shimmer might make an appearance in the next movie along with some undercover government agent posing as a student named Ace Thruster.
Apparently human Sunset Shimmer makes robots and the Ace Thruster guy has a personal mech suit with powerful thrusters on it
Tech vs magic showdown
What do you think the human Sunset Shimmer will be like?
>>27442021
That guys mech suit is more like a power suit
It's like a mix between a kamen rider, cobra commander and a motorcycle racer but with thrusters on the back and boosters in the boots
>>27442021
>Ace Thruster guy has a personal mech suit with powerful thrusters on it
I thought the guy said that was in EqG5?
>>27442021
>>27442632
What is this?
>>27442643
see >>27424294 and >>27433496
>>27442686
>Without proofs.
>>27442722
it's still fun to speculate
>>27442722
They are going off toys and leak footaged
>>27442750
>>27442757
Ok, did he tell anything about returning of Sunset Shimmer to Equestria?
>>27442632
I just hope Ace and human Sunset are just friends
>>27442757
>leaked footage
uh... what?
>>27442779
Stills and people trying to get them
it's happened before
>>27442772
Nothing yet about that
Just that there might be a human Sunset and some dude named Ace and they both work for the government
>>27442817
Funny speculations. It will be in 4th movie? I want trailer right now...
>>27442686
>actually believing that shit
Please stop proving the antisunset shitposters right that were all retards.
>>27443213
read the thread, friend
most everyone there knows it's fake, but it sparks conversation about the movie and provides some ideas for potential green
>>27438793
I wish Fluttershy were my little sister.
>>27442791
I see no stills in the thread.
I have got to get a tiny Shimmer plush
>Sunset Lifter
would you?
>>27444508
I'd shave that bitch's legs for her. get her all good lookin. just cause she's buff doesnt mean she cant look good.
So fellow Shimmerfriends, what are your hopes for Legend of Everfree? Think they'll fix what happened to Sunset's subplot in Friendship Games? Will it be forgotten?
What do you all think of SciTwi? Should Sunset favor her or Equestrian Twi more?
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>>27448488
Is getting a Shimmer Plushie really worth it?
Another question I have is, would you still fuck Sunset if she had the voice of Skeletor?
>>27448869
a plushie is always worth it
the question is, how big are you gonna go?
6, 10, 12, 24, 36, LS (40)?
minimum of 24 inches for a good fuck plush and that would fit a Mary or Sugar Star
pic related is 55 inches long (no longer for sale though)
I'd fuck her if she had the voice of Rosanne
>>27448966
I really don't want a fuck plushieyet.
I just want something to hug. I assume the footlong one here probably won't cut it for that?
http://kuurupop.com/my-little-pony-sunset-shimmer-plush-2899-p.asp
>>27449023
it might work for now, but I don't like the Chinese plushies because they can turn out bad
but you'll really want to save up for a commission
the plush pic of the LS Sunset there the artist would do for just under 1,000 USD
though they do not make lewd plushies
you could get a LS lewd plush for 1,200 - 1,500 usd depending on the artist (most do not advertise that they do lewd, because normies like to bitch about it)
now, the other option is to make one yourself
the plush thread has a great pattern and guide on how to make a plush they even have lewd making instructions
it can be done for less than 300 usually if you have a sewing machine already, otherwise it'll be another 100ish for a cheap one
Bump.
I would love a nice green to go along with this.
