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>>27304641
this shit is up now. Ayyyy
>>27304685
Yo
>>27304641
Good subject.
I just organized the inventory. Go me.
Now, what should the first green of the day? AnonPone Vs AnonPone? Story based? What?
>>27304820
Well, I guess what Glimglam was thinking during the fight and being kidnapped.
>>27304833
ThisPaint Manhorse in a bad light
>>27304868
>So I'm breaking six assault rifles in the inventory and hurting any teammates that try to stop me when suddenly I get killed.
>Wow, I didn't even do anything!
>Be right back, my skull just caved in and I'm dead.
The End
>>27304913
And this is why I hate you.
>Be Glim
>The team is advancing too fast.
>You must do something before Manhorse breaks the game.
>Good thing he just made 6 weapons with all the iron in the inventory.
>You take all the guns but one, the one that Krono's working on, and lay them in front of you.
>Then you bash them.
>The tyrant Manhorse immediately teleports to you and punches you in the face.
>A fight breaks out.
>Manhorse whips out his laser pistols and attempts to shoot you.
>Thankfully, RNGesus saves you and allows you to dodge every shot.
>With a quick gut punch, you disarm Manhorse.
>You use the laser pistols to destroy the rest of the BARs.
>Then with a flash of light, Jack teleports behinds you and caves your head in.
>You fall flat to the floor, blood rushing into your mouth.
>Your mane is now soaked in your own hot a sticky blood.
>With your last bit of consciousness, you think, and you think hard.
>'Goodbye, fuckers. I won't miss any of you.'
>Then you fall into the void, unknowing if you'll ever escape.
>>27305050
10/10
How about a green about that mysterious pone dragging me off.
>You are Epsilon.
>The right hand man to [REDACTED]
>Others would think life was good for you.
>It wasn't.
>You lived in a dark, damp cell.
>Every word and thought you had was monitored.
>If you coughed, you had more gaurds around your cell.
>Sneeze, and you got a slap in the face.
>You were only allowed out if you had to do a mission of some sort.
>Today was your lucky day.
>You had to go with Echo and Delta to go stop some mauraders who called themselves "The Dungeoneers."
>They had been destroying inventions like they were fucking wishbones.
>Once you got there, you used your machine to stop them in their tracks.
>You dragged one away for [REDACTED] to examine and for... other purposes.
>When you heard screams from the other room, you teleported back to the top of the tower.
>[REDACTED] examined the girl quickly.
>When he said she was useless, you asked what you should do with her.
>"Whatever." He had said.
>That say was the best day of your life.
>The worst for the little mare though.
>THE END
>>27305215
>Pic kinda related
Krono unleashes his inner German to become the Medic
Party spams e to call out MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC DOCTOR DOC!
>Be Krono.
>As a war goes on around you, you are busy making the BAR 6 into a medigun.
>As you finish making adjustments to gun, you feel a small click in the back of your mind.
>You were going to give the gun to Fruit, but now...
>You had to keep it.
>It was your baby.
>You needed it.
>You stand up from the spot you were sitting at.
>Then you notice Glim being dragged away.
>Her face mangled, and in need.
>In need of healing.
>A larger click goes off in your mind.
>You had the urge.
>Ze urge to heal.
>Zat was ze only way to help zem.
>You are ze Medic.
>Sie sind der Sanitäter.
>With your Medigun, you quickly begin to heal everyone.
>Everyone must be healthy.
>Sie sind der Sanitäter.
>You are ze only thing to save them all.
>Sie sind der Sanitäter.
>Zat is your purpose.
>Sie sind der Sanitäter.
>DAS ENDE
>>27305389
The fuck does Sie sind der Sanitäter mean?
>>27305419
You are the medic.
Ummmm...
Morky's backstory green?
I got something for you guys. Hold on.
>>27305583
Is it in anyway related to me?
>Be Morky.
>Also knowing asScootaloo
>After the first dungeon, you thought of your life.
>You die because you were an annoying piece of shit.
>So, when Law gave you another chance in the real world, you decided that the only way to become normal was to be homeless and reevaluate your life.
>After a few months you became a crackhead.
>After a few more, you became normal.
>Your autism had lessened.
>But life was horrible.
>You couldn't live like that anymore.
>So drank the bleach that had got you into the tower in the first place.
>You wake up in a dark and damp tower.
>The Anonpones are around you.
>"Who are you?" They asked.
>You notice that you looked nothing like your old self because of the dirt all over you.
>You couldn't tell them your real name, or else you'd be killed again.
"Morky. Morky Maus."
>Manhorse:"Welcome a board, you'll fit right in."
>You then decide that it is a good idea never to take a bath again.
>THE END
>>27305645
Noice
what else is wanted?
>>27305900
Manhorse and Fruit paying retribution for their crimes.
>>27306067
>Glimmerfag paying retribution for her crimes
FTFY
>>27306120
>Jack Frost,Fruit,and Manhorse paying retribution for their crimes
FTFY
>>27306194
Oh, what did I do? I just tried to stop you guys from kill each other.
>>27306217
Not fast enough
>>27306252
I was asleep for god knows how long, sheesh.
>>27306252
On one hand, Glimglam had no reason to just start destroying Mamhorse's stuff. But one the other hand, Manhorse didn't need to have and entire "pissy fit" when he could easily just repair the BARs. So I think both parties are at fault here.
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>Well, whats left of it.
>After Glim returned, she took over the entire team.
>She became like a Czarina as she turned the team to communism.
>Jack was hung for his crimes against Glim.
>But Fruit and Manhorse got much, much worse.
>First they were hung up by their back legs with chains.
>Then while the blood rushed to their heads, Glim used a saw to saw them in half from the top down.
>Blood splattered everywhere and screams filled the tower.
>But nothing stopped Glim.
>Nothing.
>THE END TO A SHORT AS FUCK GREEN.
>>27306295
...
>>27306295
Best green 10000/10
>>27306324
1000 is a number.
Not a rating.
>>27306340
STOP RUINING THE MOMENT
bumpo
>>27307193
Next Green Idea
Instead of the trio that come in with slow motion...its Gman.
He goes to talk to me as I began to lose consciousness.
>Wake up and smell the ashes Mrs.Glimmer
>>27307300
>Mrs
>>27307762
>Ms
>MMMs
>I DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT TYPO FUCK
Ech
>>27308373
Yo Angelo!
>>27308373
Angelo?
>>27308760
Angelo??
>>27308792
Angelo plz
>>27308823
I'm not Angelo
Don't listen to Joskue-Anon
>>27308840
Angelo. Don't deny it.
>>27308840
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9QC5Kha6FCE
>>27308930
Just do the damn green.
>Be Glim
>Your skull has just been caved in.
>This will be your last moments... you know it.
>As you bleed out on the floor, you start to hear foot steps.
>Time freezes as the door in front of you opens up.
>A pony in a blue suit walks through.
>The stallion looks down at you.
>???: "Rise and shine, MRS. Glimmer. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right mare in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, MRS. Glimmer. Wake up and smell the communism."
>The stallion picks you up and walks out.
>Wait, did he call you Mrs?
>When did you get married, and to who?
>THE END
>>27309089
Beautiful/10
Thanks based Gpone
Another one bites the dust.
>Be Morky
>Your "friendly" neighborhood crackhead
>Your friends with the communist version of Glimmer
>And a fruit head
>Frosty the snowman
>Krono
>Manhorse the asshat
>And what not
>You are called the recarnation of Scootaloo
>You don't remember who that pony was in your past life
>But from the autismos in the dungeon
>You were cancer
Well I'm off to snort crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayaUWtozco&index=2&list=LLX1Ag4NUOoZUS281bqyWXZw
>>27308943
Yo, Angelo!
Anyone here play Battlefield 2? Not the original, that one isn't in service, I mean the one at battlelog.co. It beats any CoD game by far, with giant maps and the ability to control any vehicle in the server.
No this isn't advertising you cunts I'm just wondering
>>27309785
BITES ZA DUSTO
>>27311914
Battlefield 1 mate
>>27311914
No, I play TF2, which is slowly dying and CS:GO.
>>27305645
I don't think I'm Scootafag
P.S. because I'm not
>>27311914
I play planetside 2. Which is just a poor man's battlefield.
>>27312511
I played it for a bit I think if I remember it's okay, but I like the realism in CS:GO and the silliness and fun that TF2 provides along with the fact that it's harder to master everything in it which adds to the differences between it and Overwatch.
So hey, quick question; should we go a specific way with our crafting? Like, are we sticking to guns and shit or should we evolve to something else? Keeping a goal in mind might help progress.
>>27313367
Maybe we should try melee and bombs.
>>27314654
Remember the last time Manhorse made a bomb?
He blew up Suitcase or Daily with it.
>>27314726
Well, that was the whole Grip thing. Ya can't be harmed for now, so... The chances of anyone else dying isn't high.
>>27314726
>>27314790
Oh, and Suitcase was the one who went "Killer Queen bites the dust."
>>27314835
>Bites Za Dusto
FTFY
>>27314891
>Bites Za Dusto
Same thing.
>>27314908
So would you rather have The World over ZA WAURDO
Engrish makes it sound cooler
>>27314931
Well, I guess I got a bias for ZA WARUDO. I guess ya have a point.
>>27314937
Honestly, I would just use full counter.
>>27313367
Cocaine
>>27315197
I demand it
>>27315197
>>27315223
Cocaine is bad man.
>>27315286
CRACK IS WHACK
Also, the chart.
>Quote
"Crack is whack"
>Pic related
>>27315353
That's a good mare.
>>27315358
my lungs are liquid now.
>>27315416
Sounds hawt.
>>27315416
Should we be worried?
>>27315438
Probably.
>>27315451
Can I drink your lungs?
>>27315466
>>27315466
I like this guy!
Wait a fucking minute.
What does Vinyl have to say about the whole fight and my kidnapping?
>>27315495
I take high offense.
>>27315496
She probably slept through it.
>>27315507
Uh, ok...
>>27315466
if you want mega ultra supreme cancer, then yes.
>>27315526
>>27315525
Calm yourself, yourgetting to excited.[\spoiler]
>>27315526
Sounds wonderful!
>>27315552
SHIET
>>27315526
Wait, hold the fuck up. Are you joking around or do you actually have lung cancer?
>>27315570
I want to know that to.
>>27315570
No, but my lungs hurt like hell and when I breath it sounds like I'm breathing in liquid.
>>27315593
You might have to get that checked out.
>>27315593
Can I drink out whatever is inside? I'm thirsty and I live in Vietnam and I can't drink any of the water.
>>27315601
I probably should.Inb4 I actually do have lung cancer.
>>27315651
Let us break the mood by your """""""""""favorite"""""""""" hobby...
MORE GREEN
>>27315679
Please do, maybe some depth into my reincarnation?
>>27315683
>my reincarnation
THE PLOT THICKENS.
>>27315683
Oh and also.
Do you have steam?
>>27315705
nope
>>27315705
Ja
>>27315703
I'm not Scootafag but I'm interested.
>>27315731
Well here is mine if you are interested,I already gave it to Fruit and Jack
http://steamcommunity.com/id/commiehorsie/
>>27315738
Sent, my name is Chilly Bones.
>>27315731
Scootaloo was in the first dungeon. She was autistic as fuck and slowed down the team.
Read page 1-3 and you'll see how autistic she is. http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/Scootaloo/
>>27315758
I know, Fruit dick told me about her, I mean it.
>>27315749
It didn't send
Maybe I just have to wait a bit.
>>27315758
That was pretty autistic. I wonder if I really was that in my past life before I was reincarnated.
>>27315765
Your reincarnation?
>Be Morky.
>Also known as Scootaloo.
>You have just been murdered by Fruit.
>Currently you were in just... whiteness.
>Nothing around you.
>No one to talk to.
>Then, with a flash of light, Lawsman appeared.
>"Well well well. Look who we have here."
"wait... yor death?"
>"For everyone in the party, yes."
>"Look, everyone hates you, including me. But I'm being force to give you another chance at a normal life."
"If no one likes me, why don't u just let me d-die.... like a normal pony."
>"Because."
"Because y?"
>"Fuck you, that's why."
>The next thing you know, you're back in Equestria.
>Wait, where were you just at?
>Oh yeah, the market.
>Seemed like a pretty long trip.
>But... for some reason you can't stop thinking one thing.
>You have to be better.
>For them.
>>27315865
>For them
>>27315865
>Your reincarnation
I dunno you said I was a reincarnated version of Scootaloo because I said "Fruity Booty"
>>27315892
It was more than just the "Fruity Booty."... you act strangely... suspiciously autistic almost...
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>Everyone's having a pretty shitty time, as they just fought a boss.
>Guess what?
>Boss just kicked their shit in.
>So Manhorse manages to invent a time machine.
>As they warp back, they realize something.
>The entire dungeon is 8-bit, with sentences on the wall.
I'm Too Young To Die!
Hey, Not Too Rough.
>Among a few others.
>Jack: "The fuck?"
>Glimmer: "I vote for the 'Too Young' thing."
>As the others voiced their opinions, they found they were surrounded by everyone they've ever known, dead or alive.
>Scootaloo's corpse just happened to be floating around the air when she bumped into the bottom word.
Nightmare
>As the party teleported to Floor 1, they were surrounded by 16 Skeletons.
>Krono: "OH FUCK!"
>Jack: "EVEN IN DEATH SHE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP!"
The End(?)
>>27315920
Hey I'm there :D
>>27315920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0
>>27315920
Do a green where Vinyl learns about the events that took place.
>>27315917
Oh, this isn't even my final form
>>27315969
>So Vinyl asks about what happened in the tower.
>They informed her.
>She seems to struggle to cope with the fact that things like <Event A> and <Event B> happened, but after a while, she seems alright.
>Digibrony's prophecy kinda...like...
>Dude, fuck, I have no idea.
>The Manhorse had completely bailed on the DEEPEST LORE back then.
>It was mostly just hitting the ATK and DEF cap every floor.
>Like, now he knows, since there's a long term level system and he can focus on the long term shit, but still, back then I had no fucking idea.
>I remember there was this guy who spouted out a shitload of information up at 25/26, like nuclear fallout and shit.
>Does she know about the fallout?
>Whatever, she maybe forgets and maybe relearns about basically Fallout 3's story.
>She gets spooked and suffers from some PTSD.
>Then Glimmerfag gets killed.
>Does that make sense?
>Is that...
>Man fuck this, let's write something interesting.
>24 karat horse dildos.
>Boom.
>Fucking lore.
Fin
>>27316010
What?
I couldn't understand anything.
>>27316010
Pretty gud/10
>>27316032
I only understood the top bit
Everything else was pure and utter garbage.
>>27316051
It was a jumbled mess of an attempt to seem smart.
>>27316083
Oh... ...so it's pretty much like everything else he does...
>>27316107
Yes.
in a few minutes I'll do shit
>>27316122
How 'bout...Me, being a mare remember, going into heat and becoming very horny.
For the keks.
>>27316144
Please....
>>27316144
>"...Suitcase?"
"Yeah?"
>"...What are you doing?"
"Just -pant- taking a moment."
>"Suitcase, stop grinding on the Skeleton."
"But he's sooo goooood!"
The Skeleton began to feel uncomfortable...
>"Jesus-- yo, dude, can you kill this thing?"
>>"I can't get a good aim, she's all over him!"
>"Motherfucker. Suitcase, get off the fucking skeleton before we blow you up with the guy."
"Ah- hah- hah-"
The Skeleton feels something bad is about to happen...
>>"Hold on, I got a pretty good view of his skull."
>"Well, it's not like she's going to stop, just shoot it."
>He fires.
>The Skeleton jumps to dodge, but as he bent down to leap, his leg went deep into the horse's cunt.
"FUCK YEEEEEES!"
>Mare juices flooded the floor and the enemy, causing him to slip to the floor and crush his head with the force of the floor.
Suitcase gained 200 XP and an orgasm!
"Hah...that was good."
>"I'm going to go kill myself."
>>"Take me with you."
>>27316230
Who's talking?
You and Jack?
>>27316236
It's kind of a "use your imagination" thing.
Vinyl green. I'll do >>27316144 after.
>Be Jack.
>Vinyl just woke up again.
>She has a few questions that need to be answered.
>"What happened while I was asleep?"
"Well... a dude called Morky suddenly appeared."
>You pause for a second.
"Suitcase is a mare now..."
>"I'm not surprised."
"...and Glim is either dead or kidnapped. If the ladder she has probably been raped til' the point of insanity."
>A very audible gasp comes from Vinyl.
>"We must save her!"
"Nah... I don't feel like it."
>"You're a horrible friend."
"I know."
>Vinyl sighs.
>"What about that JackXGlim thing?"
"It's not a thing anymore."
>"Why?"
"I'm pretty sure Glim and Krono are banging now... not sure."
>"You really let your girl go that easily?"
"She was never my 'girl' in the first place. She was never really my friend either."
>"Yeah right."
"Fuck you Vinyl."
>"I'd fuck you too."
"What was that?"
>"Fuck you too."
>THE END
>>27316230
Talk about GRINDING XP
>>27316278
>I'd fuck you too
Well.
>>27316278
At least Vinyl has some fucking sense.
>all the Doom games at 60+ fps
>BF2 and all it's mods
>loads of emulators to play hundreds of games
>every Atari, Atari 2600, and Atari 5200 game ever published
>all for free
How does it feel to know your generation of gaming is shit and the real gaming won a decade or more ago
>>27316345
Atari is shit
:^)
>>27316345
Not even the right board but hey fucking 8-bit amirite
>>27316359
So is Black Ops 3
(^:
>>27316349
>it's actually Lawsmen's tripcode
Oh shit
>>27316359
Some games on it were
>>27316349
...
>>27316371
I don't even have Black Ops 3.
Call of Duty is shit
The only good ones are MW1, World at War,and MW2
>>27316349
Oh fuck.
What is this?
>>27316349
nonononononononononononononononono
>>27316375To be fair it was great
>>27316230
>>27316349
So what the actual fuck is this?
>You are Morky
>You wake up and it's dark
>There's a potato sack on your head
>Your in a chair and tied up
"H-hello?"
>"Hello Morky"
>Please... No
>"Do you have our five dollars?"
"N-no, give me another month and I can get it!"
>"We gave you two years Morky! TWO YEARS! "
>Something warm trickles down your leg
>You pissed itself l yourself
>In front of the Mafia too!
"Alright boys, get the orange juice"
>>27316349
We've been expecting your Mr. Anderson
>Be Suitcase.
>You've been feeling... weird... ever since you became a mare.
>Weird as in you NEED the dick.
>All of it.
>In every orifice.
>You try to still function normally.
>You and Jack try to fight together.
>But he seemed distracted by something...
>Next thing you know, he is leaping upon you.
>10 minutes later.
>That didn't really satisfy your need for dick... you still needed MORE.
>You see Manhorse try to work on his mech.
>He takes a quick look at you and goes back to work.
>Then he twitches a small bit and then he goes away from the mech.
>With a quick charge, he got onto you.
>Another 10 minutes later.
>You are now 3/4 of the way to satifisfaction.
>But you needed more...
>Then you saw Krono, lying down on the floor and thinking.
>Be Krono.
>What the hell are you going to do without Glimmer?
>Another thought, why is the floor so cold?
>You're not sure
>You suddenly catch a whiff of a strange scent.
>Then you notice Suitcase walking towards you.
>Oh yeah... he's a mare now.
>You smell the scent again and you then see your erection.
>No.
>Fuck.
>Suitcase makes her way to you.
>"What are you doing there?"
"Well I was thinking about stuff before you came over here."
>"I see you're pretty stressed..."
"Yep."
>"I could possibly... relieve it..."
>'Fuck no' you think.
>'Why not?' your brain asks you.
>'Because...'
>'Oh yeah. That." Your brain kinda shrugs... in brain movements.
>'But... pheromones.' You brain nudges your weird in brain avatar thing.
>'How the fuck does a tranny even produce those?'
>'DON'T QUESTION IT. ONLY SEX.'
>The next thing you know you're saying "Sure".
>10 minutes later.
>Be Suitcase.
>You did it.
>You fucked everyone in the towerExcept Morky.
>You are now satisfied.
>Then you realize.
>YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A FUCKING MONSTROUS BABY.
>THE END
>>27316637
>Not having me not fuck Suitcase.
>>27316637>Except Morky
That's rood
>>27316661
in this green you are still gone/ded, like in the actual game
>>27316686
Oh.
Never mind then.
>>27316686
What about me huh!?
>>27316719You're a faggot. And I forgot about you and I didn't want to make another because I'm lazy. In conclusion, fuck shit
>>27316745
Rood
So is not-Lawsie going to post more mysterious pics?
>>27316765
Maybe. You never know, it could be him, may not be.
>>27316783
YOU CAN'T STABILIZE A CRACK HEAD!
>>27316783
NO
NONOONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONON
>>27316783
OH SHIT THEY'RE DOING SHIT TO GLIM
>>27316808
Neat!
>>27316783
>>27316783
YO WHAT?!
WAKE THE FUCK UP ME
WAKE UP
>>27316827
Wake her up inside!
>>27316808
Should I be scared or happy?
>>27316837can't wake up
>>27316783
>>27316841
Happy that you're alive.
Scared that they are either gonna rape you or experiment on you.
>>27316852
Save her
>>27316863
I rather have experiments put on me.
>>27316863
>>27316876
Why not both?
>>27316881
Experimental rape.
>>27316887
>>27316890
Sounds fun
>>27316890
>>27316902
>>27316923
You all disgust me.Except you Krono...
>>27316783
>>27316936
You know you love me
I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT
NOT-LAWSIE
ANOTHER PIC
http://www.strawpoll.me/10173214
>>27317056
At least no one wants to give me to the Fruit Mafia because I owe them five dollars and I've held back on them for two years.
In the mean time,lets post JoJo shit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10173274
by a lurking anon.
>>27317177
O
Dammit I need answers
I've been lurking in this rp general full of namefags for a while now... and I've heard a shit load about ships among you faggots. So... which ship goes above all the others? http://www.strawpoll.me/10173362
I've also saw a sudden rise of poll usage here as well so I'll use that.
>>27317308
Thank you lurking anon.
>>27317308
>TFW I'm not acceptable for ships by the Anons
>>27317159
This isn't even that funny, but it almost made me pass out from laughter
>>27317328
Same here kiddo
>That one guy who voted Jack Frost x Suitcase
What?
>>27317327
You're welcome.
I now see that KronoXGlim is confirmed...Who the fuck voted for SuitcaseXJack Frost
>>27317363
I dunno, But I would like your frostyfamilyto go into myoven
Sorry, but does this XP seem balanced? I need another opinion.
Level 60: 347,305 XP needed
Level 65: 964,255 XP needed
Level 70: 3,571,316 XP needed
Level 75: 14.063 million XP needed (~14,063,000)
Level 80: 44.401 million XP needed (~44,401,000)
>>27317373
probably Suitcase, I don't know.
>>27317378
Holy shit...
Also I'm alive you fucker
>>27317378
No it really isn't but it's Lawsmen choice, not ours.
>>27317391
That's about the same reaction I had too.
Jesus, I wrote down so much shit, I don't want to go all the way back and fix nearly everything. I'll make it look like WoW or something, so it doesn't look like I took a shit on every game designer ever.
>>27317402
By what intervals are the EXP
Trying to figure out what my purpose is.
Glim is a commie
Fruit is the fruit bowl asshat
Frosty is a friendly Snowman
Krono is healing man
Lawsmen is God
Suitcase is a mare in heat
Manhorse is inventing Manhorse
>>27317443
A Slavic crackhead?
>>27317456
Slavic?
Oh and also this 卐
>>27317443
the only option left is Scootaloo
>>27317463
I don't think I have an option do I?
>>27317421
Copy-pasted from my footnotes, sorry if they sound autistic, they were reminders to me.
--Stage 1: XP starts at 100, raises 6.25% every level.
--Stage 2: XP raises 12.5% every level. Somewhat harder to achieve, obviously, you intrepid piss fiend.
--Stage 3: XP raises 25% every level. You gotta grind harder than Mia Khalifa for this shit, because you probably fucked it all up. Idiot.
--Stage 4: XP raises 33.3% every level. Since they're probably going to be facing insane bosses like baby fodder, this shouldn't be a problem, unless some faggot manages to fuck it all up.
>>27317378
This thing here was a few samples: L60 was from Stage 3, L65-L80 was from Stage 4.
>>27317472
nope
>>27317443
A crackhead.
It's not that hard.
Also,
>Suitcase is a mare in heat.
Kek.
>>27317480
Welphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
>>27317475
Manhorse, do you think you can figure out a way to turn food into a gas so I can use the Medigun without the need to make tons of healing potions?
I don't think not-Lawsie will give us more pics.
>>27317512
1) Take the food (minus the Sesame Seeds, we can make a farm out of those).
2) Blend it into smoothie.
3) Put it in the gun, heat that shit up.
4) It evaporates into gas, you can now legally heal people.
Ta-da. I can also tell you how to make an Ubercharge if you're interested.
1) Make it electrically powered.
2) Spark people with your gassy food shit or whatever.
3) Have a switch that will up that voltage like it's 70's disco night.
4) Use that voltage to make bigger heal sparks.
5) Watch your friends become Goku.
>>27317560
Give me credit if you actually do this though, I need those good boy points.
>>27317575
Those brownie points.
"I WILL RELEASE HELL UPON EARTH" The tyrannical god shouts at the top of his lungs. The voice echos in the mountains and through the valleys. All life shudders in fear at the gods wrath. All of humanity screams in terror as they see their once helpful god turns a common man into the creature of fear. "I BRING UPON THY, SCOOTALOO." The common men weep as the creature marches towards them, preparing to speak, "hi." It's words send a feeling of doom through the world. That is when they knew, the end of the world has began.
>>27317588
My donger has raised.
Master of speed
Lord of faster
Dick so bit it'll cause a disaster
Don't give credit
You came up with this all by yourself
>Level 91 is just over a billion XP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>27317588
>IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU SCOOTLOO
>>27317588
How did I pull that fucking shit out of my ass?
>>27317616
"Mama Anon they're calling me Scootaloo again!"
>"It's okay sweetie, they don't understand you"
>I sniffle
>I wipe my tears
>I'll show them
>I'LL SHOW THEM ALL
>But I need to snort this crack
>I just snorted my crack and I'm ready to fight
>First we head for the bastard that called us that horrible thing
>Krono
>He was a bit of a struggle, I took five dollars from his wallet and now my debt with the fruit mafia has been paid off
>He squealed like a little piggy
>It was satisfying
>The warmth of his blood covering my body
>The feel of his cold skin
>Feels good man
>After killing Frosty's chilly ass
>I think he must be a reptile
>His blood is cold like ice
>His body colder
>That felt nice
>Like the ASL ice bucket challenge
>Next is that damned mare in heat
>You curb stomped the shit out of her
>She tried fucking you
>There's no time
>You need to kill
>To drink their blood
>Hers was nice and warm
>All over your body
>The feel of crack in your nose
>A few pieces fall out
>Next, we go for the Fruity Booty
>>27317681
Remember
I'm nice to you...
>>27317681
>inb4 this is scootaloo's wet dream.
>>27317639
Next green idea
Aryanne appears in the dungeons to spread nazism
Communim and nazism ideals clash together
>>27317698
So was Jack. But he ded
>>27317681
>After killing Fruity Booty you had to make like a banana and split
>mfw I made that pun
>If I get caught I'll be sent back to the 9th circle
>Better make this quick
>I'll leave Glim alive
>Don't have an option
>Only Lawsmen knows where she is
>Next is Horseman
>I mean Manhorse
>Nothing like killing a man with his own invention
>Boy he does make a killer chili though
>Crap, you've got the farts
>Gee willy this isn't good
>Well
>You've gone insane
>Also you've got your dick stuck in a toaster>Richard is one stubborn bastard
>Good golly
>This has been great
>Be random police officer
>You found this crackhead mouse dead
>He killed four other people
>And snorted crack until his death
>Actually sounds like an interesting death
>After cleaning up his crack den he apparently had five dollars in his ass in a plastic bag labeled with the words "FOR THE FRUITS" on it
>This is one weird bastard
>Good thing he's dead
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>>27317758
>Crackhead mouse
>Morky Maus
>Micky Mouse
>Morky
>Micky
>Maus
>Mouse
HOLY SHIT
>>27317806
Your point?
>>27317817
I just got the joke
>>27317829
Oh, okay.
After literal days of working, I've finally completed the XP system for Equestrian Tower III. Out of all the levels, the average amount of every level is 1.151b.
Level 1 has 100 XP.
Level 20 has 284 XP.
Level 40 has 3003 XP.
Level 60 has ~261k XP.
Level 80 has 44.401m XP.
Level 99 has 10.448b XP.
Balanced? Not in the slightest.
Fuck me, I'm going to bed.
>>27317870
>Fuck me, I'm going to bed
I mean hey, you asked for it just don't complain when your sore in the morning.
>>27317616A brave soldier walks up to the being of fear, speaking lies by saying she is not afraid. The creature looks up and smiles "R u a friend?". The soldier's mental walls shatter at the beings words. She races back to her husband who had a stern look upon him. Another man, an inventor from days past walks to the being, "I can create something to banish you!". All the creature does is frown and the man disintegrates into ashes. The next man to walk up is a business man, "I'll trade my soul if you just leave this place.". The man shudders as Scootaloo speaks, "I dont like souls.". The man collapses where he stands.I will complete this small not green in a minute or so.
>>27317883
I heard crack isn't healthy, should I switch to something else?
Maybeheroin
>>27317883
But I'm actually not afraidI think I find her halarious,due to everyone over reacting
>>27317914
>Halarious
Hilarious*
>>27317931
I blame autocorrect
Ayy lmao
>>27317934
KINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27317934
OH SHIT
>Make sure everything is hooked up
Medical shit?
>>27317944
Welcome the fuck back
>>27317956
Glad to be fucking back.
>>27317934
>gulp
>>27317944
You still exist?
>>27317972
>fucking back
That doesn't sound healthy
The brave soldier's husband, a wise story teller approaches the beast. His stern look stays in place as the monster looks him in the eye. "I know your true name, creature of fear. As I speak it, you will know fear for yourself." The man's mouth forms strange shapes as he pronounces the true name of fear. The creature seems to screams in terror as the name is completed. Then with a flash, the beast disappears. A small child takes it's place. It attempts to speak, but with no use. The man then notices all around him, people smiling and hopeful for a brighter future. The day the world was destined to end, a child of pure hope was made. The end
>>27317974
lol yea, I had to get shit done. Now I can continue to waste my life with idiots. But we're all idiots.
>>27317972
In latest news....
I got my skull caved in by Manhorse over scrap metal
I've been kidnapped
We got a nigger and a crack addict
Besides that,everything is the same
