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>>27243290
>>27278077
Should I post the green I just made here?
>>27278203
I would say you make excellent greens. But I think it's the laughing gas fucking with my head.
I'm gonna try something a bit different for the talking so no confusion comes up.
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>Manhorse broke the game.
>Again.
>He made portal guns for everyone.
>Of course he did.
>He's fucking Manhorse of course he bends space time for shits and giggles.
>Glim didn't want to be apart of it so she just stood around.
>As soon as Krono got his he shot Glim in the ass with it.
>Glim: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING."
>Krono:"Science. Now open your mouth."
>Glim:"No."
>Then with the second Glim's mouth was open Krono shot a portal in her throat.
>With Glim panicking, he ran to Glim's portal ass and shoved his head in, which caused it to pop out of her mouth.
>Krono:"SCIENCE."
>Krono yanks his entire body through the two portals and closes them behind him.
>Glim, very angrily, shoots a portal above him and below him.
>Krono:"WEEEEEEEEEE"
>Fruit takes a banana out of his head and shoots a Portal on the roof and on the floor, then drops the banana in.
>Once the banana gained enough speed, Fruit shot the top portal behind him.
>The banana shoots into Fruit's anus and out of his chest from its speed.
>Fruit:"I regret my life choices."
>Then he dies.
>Suitcase shoots a portal under him and on his stomach.
>Suitcase goes through himself.
>Then the portal on his stomach goes through the portal on the floor.
>Life goes to the blue screen of death.
>THE END
>>27278302
Pretty good.Was hoping for some actual Aperture Science Labs shit,like I said in my idea
Still good though.
what next?
>>27278452
Me, turning into a little mare. Because I'm high AF.
>>27278465
But how would that work.
I mean,you were a stallion for however long you been here.
For me it made sense.
>>27278498
I dunno,
Magic,
Medicine,
Abusive/violent rape surgery from Manhorse,
A trap in the dungeon,
Lawsman,
I was secretly a mare the whole time,
It's pretty easy if you use your imagination.
>Be Daily.
>Suitcase's dick was really weird looking.
>It was solid blue.
>And had straps coming off of it.
>You never really paid attention though.
>His face was also really feminine.
>So was everything.
>And he had a vagina.
>Now that you think about it he was really mare looking.
>One day while Suitcase was asleep, you tried to take off the straps.
>Suddenly Suitcase's dick started to shout about "Security proticol 8675309"
>Then you died by a dick bullets to the brain.
>Be Suitcase
>Wake up to see your security penis firing bullets everywhere.
>And Daily dead at your feet.
>You quickly take the security penis off and destroy it to hide the evidence.
>You knew everyone would find out you were a mare now.
>But at least you wouldn't be found out to play a part in Daily's murder.
>You go out and join back up with the party.
>Glimmer:"What happened to your dick Suitcase?"
"I'm a mare. Suprise!"
>Jack:"Everyone knows. Did you ever think why you always wake up covered in semen ever friday?"
"What?"
>Jack:"Nothing"
>THE END
>>27278665
>>27278665
Kek'd at Jack's part.
>>27278665
Ha.
Do me next!
Because of my lack of a brain, I constantly go through multiple fruit fetishising personalitys. I go full German healing man. Hilarity insures.
Remember when I tried to become part Timberwolf?
Not sure if you did a green on that.
>>27278706
>German
>My Soviet ideals
>German=Nazi
>To Communists
>>27278706
Do this.
>>27278718
>To Communists
>>27278734
>Greeeeeen
>>27278710
I did.
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26601095/#26603360
now I shall sleep and dream of green ideas and other shit.
Z
>>27279882
K
Zack
Hes a lego maniac
>Be Manhorse.
>Building resurrection machine for quicker regeneration and bone structure, a natural healing device that would let us technically have approximately 150% health; that Lawsmen doesn't know is that this technically breaks the cap of health incredibly, and with upgrades, shatters the combat system itself.
>Yes, this is a real idea.
>Not like he's going to read this.
>Anyway, be in the middle of that.
>Suddenly, SHE arrives.
>"HI GUYS!!!!"
>Oh fuck.
>Jack Frost immediately runs past Manhorse.
>He grips (or something like that because hooves) him on the shoulders.
>"Save yourself."
>Then he receives 20 HP of damage and goes unconscious.
>Why?
>scootaloo took the Laser Pistols.
>"WOW A CRIT!! ARENT I AWESOME?!!"
>Even Daily is cringing on the sidelines.
>Luckily, Manhorse had a plan for this.
>He pulls out a box.
>"lol whats that"
"A replica of something from a few decades ago. They called it 'Little Boy'."
>"cool can you use it?"
"Certainly."
Game Over
>>27281103
Manhorse please...
>>27281103
In other news... ...Overwatch is fun... ...and I am god as Tracer.
>>27281535
Neat.
>>27281922
Bump
пpивeт
shit just turned up must go for a bit.
doot
Are you guys ready?
>11 players and an enemy team because no space and fuck you
>second chances because ran out of space and fuck you
>everyone's a man
Let's get started.
>>27283950
ORA.
The Beginning
Fruitanon 2 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jack Frost finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Glimmerfag gathers as much food as he can.
Krono, Scootaloo, and Fruitanon get into a fight. Scootaloo triumphantly kills them both.
Nigger runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Jack Frost 2 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Springtrap finds a bag full of explosives.
Fedora-Rai clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Manhorse 2 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lawsmen runs away from the Cornucopia.
Scootaloo 2 snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Daily 2 and Lawsmen 2 fight for a bag. Lawsmen 2 gives up and retreats.
Skeleton takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Daily runs away from the Cornucopia.
Nigger 2 grabs a sword.
Manhorse runs away from the Cornucopia.
Glimmerfag 2 finds a canteen full of water.
Suitcase accidently steps on a landmine.
Suitcase 2 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Springtrap 2 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Krono 2 runs into the cornucopia and hides.
>>27283959
>Krono, Scootaloo, and Fruitanon get into a fight. Scootaloo triumphantly kills them both
>>27283959
Day I
Scootaloo diverts Fruitanon 2's attention and runs away.
Daily 2 discovers a cave.
Daily sprains his ankle while running away from Nigger.
Springtrap and Jack Frost 2 work together for the day.
Scootaloo 2 begs for Suitcase 2 to kill him. He refuses, keeping Scootaloo 2 alive.
Krono 2 thinks about home.
Manhorse 2 goes hunting.
Nigger 2, Springtrap 2, Glimmerfag, and Skeleton hunt for other tributes.
Glimmerfag 2, Jack Frost, and Lawsmen hunt for other tributes.
Manhorse and Lawsmen 2 work together for the day.
Fedora-Rai questions his sanity.
>>27283976
I'll skip the fallen screen, but Krono, Fruitanon, and Suitcase are down to one life left. Ouch.
Night I
Scootaloo and Manhorse 2 run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Lawsmen, Springtrap, and Lawsmen 2 cheerfully sing songs together.
Glimmerfag goes to sleep.
Scootaloo 2 fends Fruitanon 2, Daily 2, and Daily away from his fire.
Suitcase 2 kills Nigger while he is sleeping.
Nigger 2, Jack Frost, and Manhorse sleep in shifts.
Glimmerfag 2, Springtrap 2, and Skeleton discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Fedora-Rai convinces Jack Frost 2 to snuggle with him.
Krono 2 is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
>Lawsmen and Lawmen 2 singing together
Even in a virtual world, his only friend is his tulpa.
>>27284002
Day II
Lawsmen 2 tends to Lawsmen's wounds. (kek)
Jack Frost injures himself.
Fedora-Rai, Krono 2, Daily 2, Glimmerfag 2, and Springtrap hunt for other tributes.
Scootaloo 2 discovers a river.
Manhorse fishes.
Fruitanon 2 tries to spear fish with a trident.
Suitcase 2, Glimmerfag, and Skeleton hunt for other tributes.
Daily attacks Jack Frost 2, but he manages to escape.
Springtrap 2 collects fruit from a tree.
Nigger 2 sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Scootaloo steals from Manhorse 2 while he isn't looking.
Night II
Manhorse sets up camp for the night.
Springtrap looks at the night sky.
Springtrap 2 stabs Fruitanon 2 while his back is turned.
Skeleton receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Manhorse 2 sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Jack Frost 2 looks at the night sky.
Scootaloo kills Fedora-Rai with a hatchet.
Suitcase 2 begs for Daily 2 to kill him. He refuses, keeping Suitcase 2 alive.
Scootaloo 2 receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Lawsmen 2, Lawsmen, Glimmerfag 2, and Nigger 2 tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Krono 2 is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Glimmerfag cries himself to sleep.
Jack Frost and Daily tell stories about themselves to each other.
Fallen Tributes: Nigger
>>27284039
Day III
Springtrap 2 runs away from Jack Frost.
Jack Frost 2 sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Lawsmen 2, Lawsmen, Scootaloo, and Daily hunt for other tributes.
Scootaloo 2 stalks Suitcase 2.
Glimmerfag and Skeleton work together to drown Manhorse.
Krono 2 is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Springtrap begs for Glimmerfag 2 to kill him. He refuses, keeping Springtrap alive.
Manhorse 2 sprains his ankle while running away from Nigger 2.
Daily 2 collects fruit from a tree.
Night III
Lawsmen 2 is awoken by nightmares.
Skeleton and Jack Frost run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Glimmerfag 2 tries to sing himself to sleep.
Nigger 2, Manhorse 2, and Glimmerfag sleep in shifts.
Daily 2 bashes Jack Frost 2's head against a rock several times.
Scootaloo 2, Springtrap, Scootaloo, and Springtrap 2 tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Lawsmen and Krono 2 tell stories about themselves to each other.
Suitcase 2 destroys Daily's supplies while he is asleep.
Fallen Tributes: Fruitanon 2, Fedora-Rai, Manhorse (fuck)
>>27284055
>Only one life left.
>Because of undermeme
Oh boy.
>>27284055
Day IV
Daily 2 scares Lawsmen off.
Daily thinks about home.
Nigger 2 dies trying to escape the arena.
Lawsmen 2 tends to Scootaloo 2's wounds.
Krono 2 injures himself.
Scootaloo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Skeleton questions his sanity.
Springtrap and Jack Frost hunt for other tributes.
Springtrap 2 hunts for other tributes.
Suitcase 2 and Glimmerfag work together for the day.
Glimmerfag 2 and Manhorse 2 hunt for other tributes.
Night IV
Scootaloo screams for help.
Lawsmen passes out from exhaustion.
Skeleton is awoken by nightmares.
Lawsmen 2 receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Daily passes out from exhaustion.
Krono 2 thinks about home.
Glimmerfag 2 stays awake all night.
Manhorse 2 cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Glimmerfag thinks about home.
Suitcase 2 defeats Jack Frost in a fight, but spares his life.
Daily 2 climbs a tree to rest.
Springtrap and Scootaloo 2 hold hands.
Springtrap 2 receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Fallen Tributes: Jack Frost 2, Nigger 2
Well thenNot having pictures
>>27284055
>Lawsman and Krono 2 tell stories about themselves to eachother.
Sounds like a thing that would happen.
Some sort of error occured-- my area was rangebanned or something for a while, but it proceeded to give me the assumption my posts were working.
The winner was Daily from District 5-- don't worry, you didn't miss much. Suitcase ended up falling out of a tree and Jack was #rekt by Daily.
Again, sorry about that. Nonetheless, I was making EXP charts for that fangame. Anyone want to see, or keep it for some other time?
>>27284441
Why am I always the first to die.
Am I that delicious?
>>27284441
How did I die?
And what about those EXP charts?
>>27284441
>EXP charts
Sure.
>>27284441
EXP charts please.
>>27284486
>>27284498
>>27284506
[XP CHART]
--Stage 1: XP starts at 100, raises 6.25% every level.
Levels 1 to 5: (100, 106, 113, 120, 128)
Levels 6 to 10: (136, 145, 154, 164, 174)
Levels 11 to 15: (180, 191, 197, 203, 216)
Levels 16 to 20: (222, 236, 251, 267, 284)
--Stage 2: XP raises 12.5% every level. Somewhat harder to achieve, obviously.
Levels 21 to 25: (320, 360, 405, 456, 513)
Levels 26 to 30: (577, 649, 730, 821, 924)
Levels 31 to 35: (1040, 1170, 1316, 1481, 1666)
Levels 36 to 40: (1874, 2108, 2372, 2669, 3003)
--Stage 3: XP raises 25% every level. Grinding recommended.
Levels 41 to 45: (3754, 4693, 5866, 7333, 9166)
Levels 46 to 50: (11458, 14323, 17904, 22380, 27975)
Levels 51 to 55: (34969, 43711, 54639, 68299, 85374)
Levels 56 to 60: (106718, 133398, 166748, 208435, 260544)
--Stage 4: XP raises 33.3% every level. Since they're probably going to be facing insane bosses like baby fodder, this shouldn't be a problem.)
Levels 61 to 70: (347305, 462958, 617123, 771404, 964255 | 1,205,319 | 1,506,649 |
It gets a bit cut off at 61-70. Thoughts?
>>27284549
Eh, nothing TOO bad about it.
>>27284561
I agree
>>27284549
Pretty gud
I don't get it
>>27284481
Oranges aren't
more shit. be right back
What happened in my recent Blood Bowl 2 match:
>played against a wood elf team who hired a star player.
>A wood elf lineman slipped and died on the field.
>A newly hired chaos warrior player for my chaos team beat a wood elf to death.
>I won 1-0
>Two of my beastmen got injured.
back. what green is wanted
>>27285600
I know this won't be for a fucking long time, but how about Christmas in the dungeon, in case this stuff gets dragged out for 7ish months.
>>27285600
Alternate universe versions of us are encountered
Example:Capitalist Glimglam
>>27278077
what have i missed... i don't get much time to sit around the fucking house.
>>27286036
You didn't miss much
>>27285633
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>One day after shit happened, the party begins to hear whispers in the halls.
>???:Ffgunudhaaaaaa
>???:I BROKE ITTTTTTT
>???:Do not break things anymore, Horseman.
>Horseman?:I CAN'T HELP ITTTTTTT
>???:Why the fuck does the Polish guy have to lead us? Why can't the superior american lead us?!
>???:Because, Poland is stronkest country. Cocky americans deserve to be crushed under our might.
>???:Fuck you.
>The voices get louder as the owners get closer to everyone.
>Jack:Get ready to fight a group...
>The group approaches...
>Then the 'monsters' turn out to be the most autist group of pones ever.
>???:WHQSSDDC!
>Glim: What.
>???:t-the party finds a party of ponies....
>A small pone above the others hides behind a book and barely can be seen.
>Krono: Who the fuck are you people?
>The polish pone stares at Krono with suprise.
>???: Si- I mean... Krono? Why are you here?
>Krono realizes who the Polish pone is.
>Krono: What the fuck are you doing here, Al...
>Krono stops mid sentance with a hoof to his face.
>Acidic: Don't speak my true name here. I'm known as Acidic.
>???: I'd hate to interrupt this little reunion, but let me just introduce us. I'm Sunsetfag.
>Sun points to the screaming pone to his left.
>Sun: That is Kairo.
>Then he points to the one breaking everything he sees.
>Sun: That's Horseman.
>He then points to a flaming pone.
>Sun: Jenny Flame.
>The flaming pone waves at The Dungeoneers.
>Sun: Last but not least, Anarchygirl.
>Sun points to the small pone with the book.
>Kairo:HDJSMQMQN
>Sun: Shut up Kairo. You're so illiterate that you can't even speak.
>Manhorse raises an eyebrow.
>Manhorse: How did you guys get here?
>Acidic: Anarchy asked nicely if we would go into the tower, we couldn't resist the adorableness.
>Krono: You really seem like our opposites.
>Sun: How so?
>Krono: I could say... but I want people to figure out themselves. huehuehuehuhuehuehue
Acidic:Huehuehuehuehuehue
>Huehuehuehuehuehuehue
>THE END?
>>27286272
>Being a Sunsetfag is my polar opposite
>>27286272
>Jenny Flame
So a little burning mare, huh? Neato.
>>27286328
Wasn't there this Sunset vs Glimglam meme or something?
>>27286272
I can't tell who Fruit is.
>>27286333
Check'd.
Wasn't Nyx also in that war?
>>27286336
>>27286272
Speaking about that, who is Anarchygirl?
>>27286336
Acidic.
>>27286347
Lawsmen
Anarchygirl
Law
Anarchy
Men
Girl
>>27286347
Lawsman obviously.
>>27286369
>>27286379
Oh. Strange, I understood my reference, but not that one. Guess that passed through my head.
>>27286379
Now do Fruits Idea
>>27285998
>>27286441
eh... I don't really find it all that interesting.
>>27286488
What about my Christmas idea?
>It's Christmas in the dungeon!
>Everyone is being """nice""" To each other.
>Lawsman begins to give out gifts to everyone.
>Krono opens his present and finds...
>A card.
>The card says "Hello, my name is..."
>Scribbled in the blank is "Simon" in bad hoofwriting.
>Krono: "My name is not Simon."
>Law: "Shit."
>Glim gets a hammer and sickle badge.
>Glim: "Yay."
>Manhorse gets....
>An EMP generator.
>It turned on as soon as the box was opened.
>Manhorse: "FUCK."
>Fruit get a corn on the cob.
>He quickly gets an extremely strong microscope to check for traps in the corn
>Fruit: "NO."
>Upon examining the cob, he found that the molecules of the corn on the cob is corn on the cob.
>The atoms in the molecules are corn on the cob.
>The quarks in the atoms are corn on the cob.
>The whole corn on the cob was corn on the cob.
>Jack got a carrot.
>Law: "For your ugly face."
>Later everyone found out that Law was evil.
>THE END OF A KINDA SHIT GREEN.
Law is gone
Well, Law is asleep.
r
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>>27288484
Page 10
γεια
>>27289944
Check'd
am ready to green n shit
>>27290284
The dungeon encounters a glitch.
>>27290284
TEAM FORTRESS 2
Dungeon edition
>>27290327
>tf2
>not overwatch
Get with the times my man.
>>27290372
>overwatch
>not Battlefield 2
Nah bro
>>27290304
>Be The Dungeoneers.
>Lawsman is sick again.
>He can still run the dungeon, but it will be... lower quality.
>The first thing everyone notices is that the dungeon is now only in black and white.
>Everyone also notices that the monsters are puppets.
>Then Manhorse tries to fire one of his laser pistols...
>And the dungeon freezes.
>Nothing can move.
>A small loading icon appears in the center of the battlegrounds.
>A MONTH LATER
>It's still loading.
>Suddenley the icon disappears and the laser moves forwards.
>Just as the skele is about to get hit the dungeon freezes again.
>This is gonna take a long time...
>Then the dungeon crashes.
>Fuck.
>THE END
Must go n do shit. Bye for now.
>>27290524
How about Jolly Cooperation?
>>27290609
Saved
https://youtu.be/6bUjJr5Jc6o
https://youtu.be/WqFISER9fVE
>>27295888
just noticed those trips.
>>27295888
Holy shit same here.
>>27296535
I think I know a green idea.
>>27296623
What is it?
>>27297457
You know exactly what.The almost death of Glimmerfag
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