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"Lean & Mean Green Producing Machine Editon"
Anon finds themselves trapped inside of the body of a young colt or filly in Equestria. Only to be adopted by Discord, chaos and shenanigans quickly ensue.
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, draw something or just chill with us on the never ending ride.
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Elo (Elohemian): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Hoers (MIA): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
Da first
>>27253901
>>27249028
>>27249079
>>27249169
Wanted to do a "Power Rangers Edition" because of this:
>>27249338
>>27249406
But I couldn't find a fitting pic.
MANDATORY EGG POST
>>27253901
Well niggas to avoid having my story being nammed after my nickname, I'll think about a name for my story, but I'm open for ideas too
>>27254126
A chaotic scientist colt
Theory of chaos and magic
Chaos scientist and Chaos god
Or just go by a normal title like the rest of writefags who only have "dadcord" or Dadonequus.
I mean, Coffeeholic has "Adventures of Anontonio"
But any title is good, the important is the content.
>>27254126
"Dr. Anon, PHD In Chaos Chronicles"
>>27254197
...I like this
>>27253901
>my paste still not in the op
Message received!
>>27254625
Are you the Eris guy? What happened to you? Did you even left a pastebin behind?
>>27254625
Indeed and the message is: UPDATE WHEN
I might or might not update today. Still, rest assured, I'm working on something
>>27254656
Yus
I got banned for a week. Then I was too down to do anything. Then I didn't have any power. Then I was down again. Now sick.
And yes. I did! /u/Bunnyhood
>>27255034
B-by w-wensday?
Sorry for being mia. More soon! Something good, hope.
What, so are we getting green tonight?
>>27256133
Am I still on break? or do you guys want me to write something?
>>27256175
If you don't feel well, then take another day dude. Don't worry for it
>>27256181
it's more that I think i did toast the brain a little and need some recovery time. thats all. I noticed it gets harder and harder for me to write these days. so i may have finally toasted up. so one more day should do it
If anyone is interested, I might be uploading another update later tonight
>>27256573
Hooray
>>27256175
youre never allowed to have a break, slave
on your dying day you shall still be here, writing horse-based fanfiction
and when you pass, your eldest child (that was conceived while you wrote) shall take your torch and continue the story
>>27249504
>"Well, I mean later on Anon, And the idea itself is very simple. All we need to do is go on a field trip" Twilight, almost autonomously, starts to forge the puzzle together as she lists off and describes what she means. "We can go to a place and do things together like I'd do with my other friends. We could go to Apploosa or Manehatten . Anywhere really. And due to it being an enviroment where circumstances would most likely be out of our control. It would then end up being, and I mean this with every fiber of my being, a very fun and educational experience for the both us. How's that for a chance to bond? hmm?
>Twilight gave you an arrogant smile. Why arrogant? You could only guess, but she probably thought her idea was the fucking best in the universe......though..it didn't sound so bad either.
"Hey, that's actually a great idea Twilight. I like it"
>"Good! then tomorrow I can start further planning and make travel arrangements and the day after will be our big big day!"
>You gave her a warm smile. You felt that would show her best that you approve. Who knows, it could be even more fun than even you expect.Besides, her excited cuteness was giving you heart fuzzies.
>The rest of the night went towards a more focused approach to solving the puzzle. With Twilight doing much better than you. But never calling attention to it. You have small conversations still. usually about how you felt about Ponyville, or asking Twilight her opinion on her other five friends. Things went great, so great that you didn't notice the puzzle at some point until Twilight let out a big happy "Done!"
>>27256944
>Done?
"We're done? I didn't even...."
>Whatever, who cares. you were actually interested to see what picture the puzzle actually made.
"Oh man...So what did...we...huh?"
>You tilt your head, but no matter what angle you looked at. the picture was clear...
"Books? all these peices for...books?! That's the picture?!"
>Twilight nodded, delighted and ecstatic that she managed to solve the puzzle with you. "Mhmm, one of my personal favorites really. You can never have too many books. Well..actually" Twilight puts her hoof under her muzzle and rubs, pondering "I guess if you have too many then it could be a problem. You'd have to sell some if you couldn't put up books on shelves anymore. Still, my point stands"
>....books
>Well, atleast it was fun. So fun in fact that you didn't even notice the time, or how tired you were.
>So tired that the surprise immediatly blacked you out, making you fall from the chair and slamming your head on the table before falling to the floor.
>"A-Anon? A-re you...."
>Sounds just drift away, as does the usual head pain as you drift off to sleep.
>>27256944
Great! Erf's update, I'm just proof-reading my shit. Then I'll post my green tomorrow to avoid confusion with overlaping posts
Hah! Wtf that's good!
>>27256987
>Day 2
>The morning comes for you once again. The sun shining through the window....of Twilight's room.
>You actually get up on your own this time. Slowly, and groggily.
"ughh...books...huh?"
>You lift your head up and look around. You were back in Twilight's room.
>You found yourself on the bed she made for you. The blanket was carefully placed over you, tucked into you in such a way to keep you nice and snug
>Twilight must have brought you back to bed after you, well, you could only remember the chat you had with her and the results of the puzzle. So you must have fallen asleep.
>Infact, as you hop off your bed and look upon Twilight's she was still sleeping in her bed, heh...she looked pretty cute when she was sleeping.
>Spike was sleeping too.
>That actually got you thinking. You wondered what Twilight cuddles felt like.
>You walked over to her bed and hopped up like a cat to the top of it.
>There was no way you could position yourself under her wings. She was on her back, covered by a blanket, and facing upwards. Letting out little puffs of air with every breath.
>Yeah, no real good way to snuggle with her this way.
>You give up, and decide instead to go to the cutie map room. Of course, grabbing your trusty saddlebag. A full horn charge once again being at your command.
>>27257056
>You trek into the Cutie Map room. Wanting to see the puzzle's complete form once again. If Twilight still had it there that is.
>As you looked upon the table. You could tell it was still there, she left the box out and opened still.
>But as you drew near, a familiar blue pegasus was sitting at her chair. She looked bored, she was just resting her head on the table, as if she had been waiting for something...or someone..for quite awhile.
"Rainbow Dash? Heya, good morning. Is breakfast soon or something?"
>Rainbow Dash lifted her head to attention, a little startled by your greeting. "Huh, what?...ohh.." She sighed at her own surprise and then turned her head towards you, her expression was of course, her usual sense of self importance. "oh, naah, I didn't wake up THIS early for breakfast. I actually came to see you Anon. I figured you'd be up early before Twilight woke up. Gives me plenty of time to check ya out"
>wut?
"Uhmmm...what? I usually sleep in for one. So I guess that makes you kind of lcuky. I probably just woke up because...hrnn.."
>You did notice your head hurt a little on the front, you didn't know why, but it was only a minor nuisance at this point.
"My head, I think. And...why are you here to see me? What did I do?"
>Like really, what the fuck did you do? Why was she here, and dat timing. What the fuck was this all about?
>Rainbow Dash hopped off her chair she seemed to want you for something, but what could it be?
>"I came to see you because I decided to actually read the yesterday's paper to see if there was any bad guys causing any trouble lately. And who do I see on the front page?"
>...wut?
"Me?"
>"exactly, now at first I thought that was kinda cool. You being the hero colt and all, it didn't seem too weird that you'd eventually save somepony else from some creeps. But the paper said you were using that horn of yours to beat up a couple of griffons. And then TODAY'S paper says one of them said some really weird stuff happened"
>>27257228
>What was her point? Did she come just to tell you what she read in the paper?
"Well, yeah. Chaos remember? Of course my takedown was going to be a little unusual. I gotta admit though.."
>You chuckle a little arrogantly
"I must have looked really cool doing it, specially with that fedora and trenchcoat on"
>"I bet. I gotta admit, that sounds like something I would have really loved to see" Rainbow Dash was visually showing that she was impressed, but there was something irksome about it. Especially when it shifted to something that resembled that she was suspicious of something. "But, see. It's that kind of thing that bothers me Anon, they way you go heroing around and stuff"
>Why would that bother her? unless...
"What, I'm not trying to steal your spotlight or anything. I was only doing a good deed is all."
>"And that's well and good, ain't nothing wrong with being a hero. I mean, just look at me" Rainbow Dash lifts off into the air and does a few tricks while speaking "I'm fast, strong, and most importantly, Super cool"
>She lands with a chuckle, before going back to that serious suspicious look. "Yeah....but, see. There's something that irks me about you now...so,I wanna ask. That horn can do anything right?"
>...did...she want to borrow the horn?
"Sorta, but Rainbow Dash. I can't just lend you the horn if that's what you're asking. I don't even see why you came this early just to ask that."
>"Woah, slow down there kid. I didn't come here to ask for the horn. I don't need magic to be great. But, see. I was thinking. You see, right before Nightmare Night. I remember fighting this really weird unicorn that could do stuff even Twilight couldn't do. Everypony told me I was dreaming but Anon..." She moved in closer, bring her face close to yours as she shifts her eyes up and down, judging and analyzing you "I'm not so sure that was a dream"
>>27257329
Deny allegations like both Clintons
>>27257329
Ohhhhh shit.
Not going to be easy to get out of this, and doubly so you can't admit to picking a fight and beating her up.
>>27257329
Oh shit, we're getting our comeuppance
>>27257228
Will Rainbow Dash become anon's enemy?
>>27257329
Tell her she's a crazy mare, and a cunt
>>27257329
might as well come clean and act sad about it because I doubt top cunt will quit bugging us about it even if we deny it forever, it would probably increase suspicion too.
>>27258415
She doesn't have proof about shit, anon just need to.pretend like he doesn't know shit about what she's talking about, fake a false sense of being scared by her threats or something like that to make her back off a little, or pretend to be offended by her acusations. Anon has a lot of options to turn this and guilt trip rainbow dash all the way
>>27257329
Ask her what happened, and after hearing the story tell her that is crazy since the horn only holds one charge per day
>>27258485
This is the obvious route. Don't say it, imply it, with just the once-a-day bit. Though, maybe scoots could have told her about the all-nightmare thing, and rainbow would put it together? Erf must have something planned, other then a pointless diversion with an obvious alibi.
>>27258543
Scoots didn't know that the horn had an all day charge, this is a set up for Twilight defending anon from top cunt allegations
>>27258698
Didn't he tell them about it before the went to the empire? When he told them about the nightmare fight.
>>27258713
He told them that he went, not that he had unlimited charges
Elo here, want an update, mates?
Wrote some green last night but passed out before Editing was done.
>>27258782
Yes.
>>27258782
>>27259206
I'll let Elo go first.
>>27259206
>>27259259
Very wel, for some reason I keep expecting for someone to tell me fuck off, but I guess I'm doing a good job? I hope you guys are enjoying my stuff, anyways gonna start
>>27259423
>Aww crap, you are never going to get used to this kind of thing. One moment you were on Discord’s office and the other you are in, whatever this place is…ugh… You don’t care at the moment; you just want to rest a little… God this was worse than a hangover, you are just gonna lay on your belly and close your eyes
>Even with the horrible feeling, your mind starts working and doing what it does best… What Discord just did to you was definitely some sort of teletransportation… back in your world that kind of stuff is only hypothetical for living organisms, a classic concept of science fiction that in real life, can only be replicated on an atomic level… But Discord can do it… effortlessly… And from what it seems, across dimensions too… How powerful is he? But the most important question here is…
“What is this place?”
>You open your eyes…good the world stopped spinning and your stomach feels like is coming back again to normality, awesome! Now you can check out this place.
>You get up from where you were laying and…Oh man, you are sitting on a big chair…that is atop a golden fountain, and there’s another big chair at its side…Holy fuck these are thrones…You were inside a throne room…Goddamn Discord, what is going on? You get down the throne and climb down the stairs of the golden fountain, ready to check what this place holds.
>The room itself was gigantic, the floor is of a silver color and is polished to mirror shine… D’aaw you could even see your adorable self that was being reflected on it…hmm maybe is just a distorted image, but your head seems kind of big... anyway, moving on with the examination, the walls are painted with a darkish purple tone on the upper part of that gradually transformed into pink on the lower areas.
>hmm on the far side of the room you could see two big doors, you wonder where they could go, but decide to not go through them right know, this room must be important.
>>27259434
>As a whole the throne room looked…kinda girly to be honest almost like a part of a toy set, or the house of a flamboyant faggot. Well, you were in another world, so maybe this is how is supposed to look like here?
>But what truly caught your attention are the big stained glasses along the walls some depicting what it seems different pieces of a country or land, and others had… Ponies doing stuff… and as like Discord said, there are other types of ponies, you could see ones with horns like you, others with wings and others that well…just looked like they had the short end of the stick since they didn’t have shit other than their cute self.
>And you also notice…No, nonononononono. It can’t be!
“You have to be fucking kidding me”
>Three of those stained glasses depicted…Discord…That Frankenstein abomination with god like powers…And by the looks of them, it doesn’t seem like he uses his powers for good…But… In one of them, a band of ponies are shooting something at him, and in another one two larger ponies, one white and the other navy blue, the two of them have both wings and horns, and they are…dancing? Flying? What are they doing around Discord? Man you were never good at anthropology…But anyways, it seems that in both of those, Discord lost at something… Who the fuck is he in reality?
>And speaking of the band of ponies, you can spot them in more stained glasses, there were always 6 of them, all belonging to three races, most prominent one was the purple unicorn.
“One… two… three… four… Are these some kind of heroes? Why are there more of these 6 ponies than most of the other characters? And what’s up with the last one? Why does the purple unicorn suddenly have wings on this one?”
>A unicorn with wings, much like the two larger ponies who are clearly the most prominent characters of all of these stained glasses.
“… But what is the meaning of this? Think dude, there must be something like this back on Earth! … Aha! I get it!”
>>27259442
>If you could draw any parallelism to anything back on Earth, this probably has a religious meaning, much like the stained glasses of a church…
“hmmm yes, this hypothesis sounds like it holds water… these two large ponies could be the gods of the creatures of this world, while all of the other characters, the 6 heroes, the couple over the mountain, the purple salamander with the blue heart and the rest of these colorful characters must be their saints…and the creatures they are depicting vanquishing are demons”
>But then it hits you, Discord was depicted three times; the first one clearly shows him controlling the ponies… to be miserable? Then he was vanquished by the saints, and then defeated by the gods themselves… Is he… like the devil of this world?
>Oh Jesus, do you have your head so deeply stuck in your ass that you didn’t realize you were making a deal with the devil?... It can’t be, maybe you are just making too much assumptions.
>Trying not to think more about that, you walk towards the big doors, trying to put in order what you just learned from this room. Two thrones, most likely belonging to a King and Queen … They most likely have two main gods, and a myriad of saints and demons…
>But… what about the purple one? Why was a unicorn before and then it had wings later? Did she ascend to their equivalent of the Olympus? Did she became a god? And now that you think about it, there was a pink unicorn with wings in two stained glasses, but didn’t have that much of the representation as the white and blue ones. Where the purple and pink gods or normal ponies… or something in-between?
>And what place does Discord occupy here? You certainly were hoping that you didn’t make a pact with the fucking devil.
>As you come closer to the door you start hearing voices coming from the other side only muffled noises, so you put your ear closer to the door so you can hear them clearly. Some of them you never heard before, but the other one…
>>27259456
“Discord” You say, hissing his name
>They were arguing about something… Interesting, maybe you’ll finally get some answers about this place.
>”Nay, is just that we… didn’t expect that you would actually fulfill thy end of the deal”
>”I have to agree with my sister, so I’ll ask again. Discord, are you trying to fool us? You know that I’m all for some good jokes, but if you are trying to pull one right now… This is not funny, you are well aware of how long I and my sister have been dreaming about this moment”
>Those two voices, female for sure… WAIT did they say his end of the deal? So these two… whatever they are ARE Discord’s chiefs? But even then why do they sound so concerned? What is this deal about? And if they are the ones calling the shots why does their plan involve you being a little and adorable unicorn? And why one of them speaks in thy ole fake english?
>But your barrage of questions are interrupted by an offended Discord
>”Why, I must say, that really hurts my feelings princess, Oh! And here I thought that you two would be jumping with joy after the news that your lifelong dream will finally come true. Oh! how silly of me, to be filled with the false hope that I would finally bring a smile to the rulers of Equestria.”
>For some reason, that rubbed you in the wrong way, and filled you with all sort of questions too
>”Enough Discord, you know well thy past deeds, and that is reason enough to be careful of thy actions!”
>”Luna! … please … Discord, if what you say is true, can we go and meet him? Please?”
>”Of course is true, I’m a draconequus of my word after all, but first, let me check on him, nothing serious, just to make sure that our little guest doesn’t get too scared. Don’t worry my dear princesses, it won’t be too long, I’ll tell you both when you can enter”
>>27259465
>Here he comes, you take a few steps back and stare at the doors in preparation for when he enters, maybe you’ll get a look at the ones who he was talking with, but nothing happens… Boy he’s surely taking his sweet time to open those doors. You come close to the door again, and put your ear near to the doors to listen if they had started another argument.
>”Your mom never told you that eavesdropping was of bad education?” A familiar voice says before you could hear anything else
>You turn around to see that Discord was sitting in the larger throne.
“Discord, how did you get there? Whatever magic bullshit, but where are we? What is going on? Who were the two women that you were speaking to?”
>Discord doesn’t say anything; he just grins and snaps his talons, making him appear on the stained glasses, adopting the visual style of them.
>”Well, I guess your mom also didn’t tell you that you must say hi before bombing somepony with questions” He replied with a deeper voice… Boy this was disturbing... but don’t let him see that you are scared anon, try to keep the upper hand.
“Well, my mom never told me how to behave with otherworldly monsters”
>… That response was shit, to say the least
>Discord gives you a deadpan stare and continues talking “Erg…whatever, listen, my end of the deal is almost fulfilled so I’m going to explain to you the details so you don’t screw this for the both of us, those two can’t hear us, but I need you to stay quiet and pay attention, is that clear?”
>Hopefully this time he would give you the full picture, you were tired of half assed explanations.
“Go on”
>”Good” Discord clears his throat “This place is the Canterlot castle, home of the rulers of the magical land of Equestria” wow, he is shifting through the stained glasses and using each one to help his presentation…man that was cool as fuck.
>”Ahem, anon, pay attention, this is important” Discord says annoyed
“Oh right right, sorry, but what you are doing is honestly pretty cool”
>>27259476
>”Of course it is! but as I was saying, you are now in the land of Equestria, home of the ponies and many other magical and wonderful beings, not as wonderful as yours truly, but still pretty great” You cock an eyebrow at that last statement, this guy was really full of himself.
>”Now as for our lovely sponsors, they are behind those doors, ready to meet their son”
>Their son? But the only ones here are you and Discord… wait
“Discord, you never told me that you were a prince”
>Discord facepalms at your comment and corrects you with a very calmly and slowly “While that would be lovely, I’m not one for that, no, I mean you, why do you think that I made you into a little kid?”
“WHAT? Discord what the hell?!”
>He chuckles at your reaction “Oh ho ho ho, Priceless! But yes, you will be taking the place of their new son, is not that bad, you get to be a prince and your opportunity to study this world plus as a big bonus they are really cute if I must admit”
“YOU DIDN’T-“
>”You didn’t ask” Discord cuts you off, clearly anticipating what you were going to say
>You give Discord an angry glare, that son of a bitch, he always has something up his sleeve, and is always something that fucks you over!
“Oh don’t be such a drama queen, you basically get to live a new life from scratch, you are young again, but you get to keep all that experience and wonderful knowledge on chaos, and you get to be a prince! Besides, is not like you can back off now, and remember, you agreed to this”
>Fuck, he’s right, you agreed to come to this world, and it’s not like you can open portals to other dimensions at will like he can… And the rest of it, well, it sounded like damage control, but you have to admit, it did sound enticing… But a thought echoed in the back of your head… That’s sort of what the devil does, he gives people what it seem wonderful gifts at first, but in the end, they become their personal path to hell… You really hope you were wrong on this one
>>27259485
>”Uh, anon, I still have some other things to tell you before I let your new “parents” in, so if you could stop spazzing out just for a single moment, it would be wonderful”
“Wha- Uh, sure go ahead”
>”Very well, you see, you can’t just tell them that you were a human, an adult human that was transformed into a kid, that would be a big no-no for those two, so I came up with a really elaborate backstory, that I’m sure you’ll love”
>The stained glasses start to transform and form a picture on what it seemed a medieval city, the sky was red and fire was raining on it, ponies running and screaming were displayed everywhere.
>”Now, you did come from another dimension, a parallel equestrian universe, where there was nothing to stop the evil creatures that threatened the land” A big and evil looking shadow appears and starts enveloping the city “After many centuries of misery, the land couldn’t take it anymore, and finally was destroyed by a powerful evil” And so, the evil shadow grows, and grows until it swallows everything.
>”But, before everything was destroyed, I Discord, spirit of chaos, great hero of Equestria, idol of-“
“To the point Discord” You cut him off, goddamn, this guy must fuck a statue of himself every night
>Discord gives you a glare but nevertheless, he continues with his story “As I was saying, before everything was destroyed, I managed to rescue one single survivor, a poor orphan, who was curled up alone, waiting for everything to end”
“And that orphan is me I suppose”
>”Indeed, any question?”
“Well, yeah, why do we need the backstory, what do you have to win from all of this, why do your bosses want a son? Why-“
>”All of them excellent questions, with answers that you will find out eventually, but as they say time is chaos and I really want to spend all of it the sooner. You can come in my dears!”
>Son of a bitch! ARGH! You fucking hate this guy
“WAIT!”
>>27259495
>You try to make him stop, but is futile, he poofs away with a snap of his talons and the doors open from pair to pair and what you see is… well you’ll never forget this first impression
And that's it folks, hope you like it. Any criticism is welcome
Digging it
>>27259600
>Only one comment after Elo posted that huge update
I know there are lurkers here, but goddamn guys, show some fucking iniciative
>>27260145
This is a slow thread on a slow board. Also we aren't very active 'till like 10
>>27259505
Looking good, I expect full details of Alicorn goddesses babying lil Dr. Anon and their first diabetes inducing confrontation.
But untill then, Imma get some coffee.
>>27260145
say it with me now:deadthread
>Our trip to the strange man’s house was pretty long, must have a giant mansion or something.
>I was wrong. The guy seemed to live in an RV parking lot on the outskirts of town. How the… Is this guy even a professor to begin with?
>His RV was all the way at the end of the lot, looking as if it’s had better days. Some of the paint was chipped off from weather and whatever part wasn’t chipped had aged from white to a yellowish-tan color.
>We both stepped out of my car once I had properly parked it, locking it securely and examining his abode some more.
>Underneath the home was just pure darkness, no life, just dry dirt. Yet around overgrown grass invaded the RV’s perimeter. Each step we took filled my head with more and more confusion… But I yearned for that confusion, the unknown of life I didn’t know and the world. It actually felt more exhilarating than going back to work…
>But I knew I had to make a living… For Anon’s sake...
>Both of us approache the door and the strange man starts to tap around his pants, looking for his keys. “Excuse me for one second…” He finally found the keys, lifting them up triumphantly, and began to open the door. “Hmm, I don’t think I properly introduced myself!”
“This doesn’t seem like a formal way to introduce ourselves.”
>”Pffff… Why does that matter? Seems like you’re used to the modern normal life! Not here, bud, all kinds of strange with me. And WELCOME! To my…. Humble very super small tiny laboratory at the edge of town!” That was a mouthful…. He swung open the door dramatically and extended his hands out to emphasize what “amazing” mysteries lied inside.
>>27261016
>We both stepped in, and it didn’t look that bad. The kitchen was turned into a makeshift laboratory with all kinds of different electronic devices on the counter. The counter was relatively large and took up most of the van, making a large ‘U’ shape with a small door at the bottom of the ‘U’ to get in. Each cabinet affixed onto the walls were filled to the brim with different containers From flasks, test tubes, burets, anything you’d usually find in a lab. The containers held different labelled compounds, all in alphabetical order.
>That was the left side of the home, towards the right was a small table attached to the wall and couch that nearly blocked to door. Above the couch was a medium sized window. The very right side had a small door that led to a closet and another to a bathroom.
>While examining the home, the man had gone to playing with his lab gear over in the kitchen. “Hey, come on over here, I won’t shoot you with a lazer gun or anything!” He gives back a childish grin. I couldn’t help but smile for once, this guy was something else…
“Where do you keep your food and supplies?”
>”Who needs food at home when you can always order out?” He points to an overflowed trash bin filled with empty chinese food boxes.
“I wonder how your toilet even looks like after all that chinese food every single day.”
>”Naw, each week I go out to different place, last week was mostly chinese food. Now this week is… Chinese… Food… I tend to lose track of time…” I chuckled at his remark.
“Seems like you get a lot done around here.”
>>27261026
>Despite the size, it seemed like he had a lot relatively going on. Different chemicals bubbling under bunsen burners, gases being transferred from different tubes connecting to a machine. “It looks like a lot is going on, but I just do this stuff for fun.” He gestures towards the devices I was looking at. “NOW THIS!-” He hides behind the counter and pops back out with… A tin-foil hat… Oh…
“For the aliens…?”
>”YEAH!- Wait, how’d you know?” My unamused expression said everything. “That obvious?” I nodded in response. “Buuuuuuuut…! It may look like an ordinary Tin-Foil hat…” He pressed a button on the side. The hat opened up a little hatch at the top, popping out a small satellite dish. “You can use it to hear different frequencies of waves transferred from the vast infinite regions of the cosmos! Without the aliens brainwashing you… Pretty nifty, huh?”
“So it tracks sounds from space from where you’re standing without any problem…?”
>He shrugged and put the hat away. “Basically… Surprised you actually understood me.”
“Guess I remember more than I thought from high school.” Actually, he didn’t use too much science jargon, anyone with a brain could understand what he said. The man slams his hands down on the counter quickly and stares me down.
>“Now… Time to introduce myself… My… Name… Is….” Total suspenseful silence. This guy was like a living cartoon. “... Is….. Professor Fritz. But, you can call me Fritz.” His body loosens up and gives back a welcoming smile.
>No way… That couldn’t be his name… Yet I liked it, no doubt about it. Since it didn’t seem to be his real name I decided to share my old nickname; one that reminded me of better times. I folded my arms and nodded as I traded my name.
“Aksel.”
>>27253901
>Daddy Discord
That still a thing?
>>27261040
>He tried the word out, mouthing it silently to himself first. “Aksel… Aksel Aksel Aksel Aksel… Is… Is that German derived?” Fritz tilts his head and looks at me curiously.
“Yeah.”
>”Sounds a bit Hebrew, too. You German?”
“No, I’m not.”
>He seemed to notice my lack of interest in explaining my origins, so he awkwardly shuffled back a bit, twiddling his thumbs. “Okay… Uh, pretty good name.” To break the silence he began to extract 5 jars from one of the cabinets next to him labeled “Spontaneous Gelatin Samples”. Each jar contained this odd purple goo that was emitting a weird purplish aura.
>”This is what the aliens left me… You can say it’s some form of ‘gift’.” Goosebumps fill his body as he lets out another sound of excitement. I pick up one of the jars casually and move it around my hands.
“So… What is this stuff? Some kind of radiating moisturizer?”
>”Oh trust me, it’s not that, I’ve tried-” He stops mid sentence and begins to blush. Okaaaay…. “W-Well, uh, that’s what I was going to do today, find out what this stuff really is!” He regains his confidence at the end, but still slightly blushing.
>”Now. Ahem… Sorry… You see I have an electrophoresis station already set up.” He slides a machine up towards me from the edge of the counter and gives a pat on the side.
“I don’t remember learning that in high school.”
>Fritz sighed and began to explain, impatiently moving side to side. “It’s an experiment where you mix two goos and zap it to try to figure out the composition of the goo being tested”
“Seems simple enough… How’ll that help us determine what it is?”
>>27261054
>”C’mon! You should know this! Fiiiiineee…. You see…” He went on for almost a good thirty minutes explaining how the machine worked and determining what the goo was. It’s what he said before, putting one goo in another, zapping it, and based on how far it goes in the first goo determines how big the particles are.
>Though in the middle of his lecture, I couldn’t help wonder why I was still going with this. I had a job that I was probably going to be fired from…
>I’d probably have to make arrangements for Anon’s funeral, even if we had no family left to show up… Maybe just me is enough, Anon deserves it… I notice that I keep grasping onto Anon, even though I mentally tell myself that it’s pointless. She’s gone, you’ve mourned enough, John… No need to get too emotional now...
>”.......And that’s it! You got it?
“For the most part.”
>“Alright let’s test these out.” And so Fritz and I began to pour the first sample of goo into the machine and set up the electric rods to send a current. However, before turned it on, a giant bug flew onto the table. It was a beetle the size of a child’s fist, pretty huge to be a common household pest.
>Right as Fritz caught eye of the bug, he placed his hand on my chest and lightly pushed me away. “W-Wait! Don’t hurt him!” He gently let the insect crawl up to his palms, lifting it up towards himself. “Ringo... What are you doing outside of your habitat? You could get hurt during our experiments.” It almost looked as if Fritz was telling a child not to play in the mud. It was a bug, not a kid.
>>27261066
>Fritz began to put Ringo back into his cage located towards the back of the kitchen near a little lamp that provided light for the little habitat. It had leaves, a small piece of log, and some dirt. “I thought I repaired the hole in the screen! Stupid Pet Zone… Never treats their animals right…Or puts effort into their pet merchandise…”
“What’s that beetle?
>He looks back at me, disgusted. ”A rhinoceros beetle…? The most noble and precious of its species... What else would it be?” Before I could say anything else that would anger him, I proceeded back with the experiment.
“Alright. Now I know. Anyways, can we get back to work?”
>”Of course, let me get Ringo in there… Making sure I patch this hole with a cover for now. ...There we go! Now back to work!” After a couple more things were set in place and everything was in standard condition, it seemed we were ready to fire things up.
>”Aksel! My assistant! FLIP. THE SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!” Fritz said as he did a mad scientist pose, raising a clawed hand in the air. Daw… That’s adorable… And creepy… “J-Just push the start button, Aksel…”
>Part of me wished that he had a huge switch on the wall to add to the effect of it all that spit some electricity. Cliche, but it would be an amazing experience like in those generic mad scientist movies.
>At first nothing seemed to happen but after a few minutes, the goo started to radiate light of higher intensity, but it didn’t move across the goo like Fritz explained it would...
>>27260145
I'm stalking up updates so there's a lot to read later.
Ggood, Ii'm gonna read George's post
>>27261075
Is the professor secretely a pony?
>>27261075
>FLIP. THE SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PDvBhtKtU
all this beautiful green makes my heart soarsoon to come congo african warlord anon
>>27260145
I give him feedback by Steam so that's a thing lol
>>27259505
>>27260145
So far I really like the approach. Keep it coming, Elo.
I'm glad you guys are liking my shit so far
So Erf's anon is Captain Equestria, Elo's is Iron Horse, Bunny's Eris will be like Thor, Laskruviel's will be Hulk and Cofeeholic's anon will be the italian guy
>>27263474
We are in dire need for a drawfag
>>27263498
And more activity
>>27263746
And Erf's green so this day can end up as the perfect green day
>>27263998
Green pastures.
>>27263474
God damn it I feel like adding a spiderman to the team, but i'm pretty busy with 2 stories already and one more would just kill me entirely
I was thinking something related with a Discordin the alternative universe where he is the king, he seeks for a son to give his legacy of chaos
Also now I want to see Erf's Anon vs Elo's Anon because of Civil War
>>27257329
>You do your best to hold in your sweat, but you can feel a bead or two trickle down your neck.
>But you couldn't just tell her you rekt her shit...well you could. And it would be funny. But this could snowball, first her, then Twilight. And given how last night went. You didn't want her coming close to thinking you had anything to do with that clown.
>You quickly compose yourself and turn your head dismissively
"What are you talking about? I was in bed the night before. I had to be rested for a visit to Canterlot. I had no time to..err...what was it exactly?"
>Rainbow Dash was still looking at you with suspicion. But she wasn't too clever, she wasn't Twilight. She couldn't come up with anything logical to beat that. So instead she came up with a crafty trick. "Ok, I guess you're right. You aren't as cool as that guy was. Nope, you're just a shrimp. I could just do this to ya.." Rainbow Dash uses her hoof to knock you to the ground on your side. Not hard, just a bit of a shove "And make you look like a total dweeb. But that guy, he was super cool. I would totally switch from the wonderbolts to being that guy's partner in a second if I just knew who he was"
>You let out a small yelp as you fall over. But it didn't hurt, you look at her with a scrunchy annoyed look.
"I just told you, I don't know who you're talking about. Sheesh"
>You stand up and dust yourself off
"It was probably just a dream. No wonder you decided to try to come early. You just wanted to bully me into some kind of confession. That's pretty low."
>>27264424
Anon has the horn. he could instagib him.unless Elo sends his oc bat pony filly friend to distract him, then steal the horn when he is not looking
>>27264441
Well your Anon has a chaos horn with one charge, and his has a horn yet he is new but he'll start to learn.
It would be a good green to read
>>27264424
>Also now I want to see Erf's Anon vs Elo's Anon because of Civil War
>Everything is because they start bitching about who's best pony
>>27264434
>You were on to her game already. a cartoonish trick to get you to say something about the event. But you knew not to make a goof up this time. Especially since she was trying just a little too hard.
>But Rainbow Dash wouldn't relent, she just shrugged and went on. Continuing her ruse "Maybe it was, but wouldn't it be awesome if it wasn't? Whoever that pony was, I'd hang out with him every second I could get. He's cooler than Spitfire and Daring Do combined"
>You raise your hoof to get her attention, but as you were about to speak, you realize something.
>Oh shit, you almost said "I thought you said he was lame or something"
>Nope..NOPE..don't fall for it. don't say anything about it. DON'T
"Welp, good for you. I'm going back to bed. I'm still kind of tired. Seeya"
>As you turn to leave, wanting to get out of there before you said anything stupid. Rainbow Dash calls out to you again. "Wait, hold on!"
>You groan., stop, and turn around.
"...What?"
>"I have one last thing to ask before you go to bed. I want you to say...mnnn...what did he say again? RIGHT! right...I want you to say "Devil Trigger". I remember him yelling that out. Say it, and then I'll leave"
>Whatever, not like you had to call it out.
"Devil Trigger..there, seeya"
>You say it in an annoyed and unenthusiastic way. Prompting Rainbow Dash to stop you again. "Wait, you can't just say it. You have to like, announce it"
>Noooooope, that was another trap.
"I'm going back to bed Rainbow, I'll see you later. I already said it, ok? I'm not him"
>>27264441
Or until your anon wastes his charge in some stupid shit like he always does. Wait, what bat pony? Do you know something that we don't?
>>27264702
Say it in a funny way, with different emphasis. Or kill her and use the horn to replace her with a better model. Like wartorn rainbow dash. She might have the discipline to fuck off.
>>27264702
I am insanely relieved that Anon didn't fall for the bait, I'd have an autistic fit about hime being retarded all of a sudden.
>>27264707
>Anon wastes the horn charge in stupid stuff
>PdH Anon uses his horn to rekt Anon
>Anon loses
>>27264856
>Implying my anon will have a horn like Erf's anon
>>27264702
>"bah, come on Anon. Just say right and I'll go. How hard can that be?"
>You wish Twilight would wake up right at this moment. You knew if she saw this. she'd probably get angry at Rainbow Dash bothering so incessantly.
"Rainbow Dash, don't you think this is a little..I dunno...abusive? in a foal sense?"
>Maybe that would get her to go away.
>"I'm just asking a simple question. So are you going to do it or not?"
>......
>You turn around, and take a deep breath. if you were going to do this. You'd do it as wrong as possible. So you strike a pose, and say, in an overly, almost super heroish manner a big loud
"Deviiiilllllll Triggggggggerrrr!....ahrmm....was it something like that?"
>Rainbow Dash shook her head, that wasn't the way she wanted you to do it "Nuh uh, you gotta just like. Say it, but in a way that you're announcing it too"
>Goddammit
"Look, that's the way I'd say it. Ok? I don't even know what a Devil Trigger is. What is it, some sort of camera or something?"
>Rainbow Dash was at this point, believing your counter ruse.But she still couldn't figure something out. That Unicorn was clearly more powerful than Twilight and could fight at her level. If not you with that horn. Then who? "Fine..I'll leave you alone. And uh, Twilight doesn't need to know about this right? I mean, really. It was just a dream. And I WAS just asking questions"
>Dammit..whatever...
"Yes..ok..fine, it was just questions. Can I go to bed now?"
>"Sure, and remember, I was never here...."
>And with that, Rainbow Dash departed. Frustration in her heart. She was sure you were the pony that she fought with. She was sure that fight was a reality. What other pony could do anything like that unless they had some magical bullshit horn. She was reasoning to herself that it wasn't any dream. It was just too out there.
>>27264856
Elo's Anon is definitely smarter than my Anon, and more prone to disbelief. But what Anon lacks in smarts he makes up for knowing most every saturday morning cartoon trick in the book. And having a horn with a single charge at his disposal.PhD Anon tricks Anon into wasting his charge
>>27264911
>PhD Anon tricks Anon into wasting his charge
>And then Diamond Tiara saves anon's ass
>>27264807
>being retarded all of a sudden
>all of a sudden
>>27264900
>but she left. That's all that mattered to you. You took a moment to bask in the relief that you got her to leave without incident.
"Dammit, that was close. That should be it though. I gotta be more careful with the damn thing if their gonna start getting more suspicious..."
>You let out a little yawn
"urgh....whatever...tired..sleeeeeeeeeep"
>You groggily walk back to Twilight's room to catch a few more winks of sleep.
>You reach to open her door, but...it opens first. A re-energized, non tired Twilight already up to greet the day.
>She looks down at you, surprised, but ultimately happy that you're already up "good morning Anon! Already up to seize the day, huh?" Twilight let out an excited giggle "That's great! That means we can spend some time right now before I do any major planning for tomorrow! Infact!" Twilight almost jumped in giddiness "We can go out for breakfast. I know a place in Ponyville that we can get some quick food. It's not too healthy, but colts love it! a perfect place for us to plan together."
>....but.....but....beeeeeeeddddddddddd
>You look up at Twilight with groggy, tired eyes.
>She looks back at you with happy, hopeful eyes.
>fuuuucccccckkk
>You smile at her, as cheerful as you could make it. your body straining at the thought of not getting more rest. How could she be up like this? she must have been awake longer than you.
"S-sounds great Twilight. Haha, totally awesome idea"
>>That just made Twilight smile even more. awwww....you actually felt pretty good making her smile...too bad that was only in mind. your body was getting more achy by the moment..you just wanted a nap..just a nap.
>"Great! Oh..wait...Anon..." Twilight notices you aren't looking as good as you could be. But she didn't think it was because you were tired. Rather, she thought you were sore or hurt. "Are you ok? Does your head hurt?"
>You moan a little, dropping your act. It did a little, but your entire body was getting sore at this point.
>>27265216
"Yeah, I think it's the reason I'm up so early."
>Twilight looked pretty concerned. "Darn, Darn it! I knew I should have taken a closer look after you fell asleep. I didn't see any marks so I thought you'd be ok. But that thud I heard...mnnnn"
>Twilight looked pretty frustrated and disappointed with herself. If you didn't have any marks on your head. That means you must have really been getting used to it. The headache must have been a natural one then. Ugh, you have been stressed lately..well..usually. It must finally be taking it's toll.
"It's alright Twilight, I think it just might be a regular old headache. You got any like..pills? or something?"
>"Anon, I don't think it's a headache. that's too coincidental. Maybe you should get some rest."
"No trust me, I hit my head..allloooottttt...please, just trust me. It's a normal headache. And I just need some pain meds or something, that's all"
>Twilight held back, she wanted you to rest. But for this to work, she also had to let you make your own decisions. But she knew to still keep a close eye on you just in case. "Ok, if thats all you need. Then I will help you with just that. But I don't have any medicine for headaches. But what I do have is a spell that reduces the pain of certain types of aches. I use it whenever I get..well...really really into something and end up not getting any sleep."
>That sounds good actually
"Sure. let's do that. Whenever you're ready."
>For Twilight, she had an ulterior motive for this. Although she was letting you have your choice. She still wanted to be a responsible adult. She felt this was a moment that letting you have a complete decision may actually not be as goood an idea as she previously thought. If the spell didn't work. then it was an injury, and she'd have to take you to the hospital.
>"Alright, just hold still Anon. This will only take a second"
>>27265295
>And like magic, your headache was gone. Well it was magic.
>You stepped backwards, and tapped your forehead. You were actually pretty amazed how the pain just vanished. Sure, you've seen a lot of crazy shit in your stay in Equestria. But for some reason, this fascinated you.
"Woah...I don't feel anything anymore. Cool"
>Twilight sighed in relief, you we're right. And there was nothing to worry about.
>You notice her sigh, and give her a light hearted nudge
"See? Told ya, nothing to worry about"
>Except the fact you were still tired. But, nothing a little enthusiasm and the promise of food can't fix.
>"I'm just glad you're ok. Do you still want to go out for breakfast Anon? Or are you not up to it?"
>...fooood
"No, I'm good to go. Really, super fine now. But hey, um. About the firled trip. Did you have any ideas come to mind?"
>Twilight nodded "Mhmm, we could talk about it on the way. And of course if you have any suggestions. I'll be completely open and willing to listen to any suggestion you might have."
>Perfect...because you had nothing.
>With that, you and Twilight made off to that fast food joint to talk and eat.
>The morning sky of Equestria, was of course, always a sight to behold. The air was clean, the sky was clear, and nothing but pleasant faces as far as the eye could see.
>You and Twilight walked alongside one another.
>You started to think about Sweetie Belle. She'd most likely show up later in the day. You had to be prepared for that. Not because you felt unsure, but mostly because you were sure atleast a quarter of her suggestions were going to be retarded.
>Meanwhile, Twilight had some thoughts about that headache that hit you. It made her think to ask a certain question.
>>27265400
>"Anon, have you ever been to the spa?"
>The spa?...ohh right. the spa twins were there. Lotus and Aloe...if you remembered their names right.
"No, why?"
>Twilight looked away from you for a moment, a smile on her face as she spoke in a tone that was meant to entice you. Not sexually of course, just in a way to get you interested. "Weeeellllll, considering magic alone doesn't completely help with a headache. I was wondering if you'd like to see what being in a spa was like. It's very relaxing"
>.....weird.
>A part of you is saying "FUCK YES, THE TWINS! MASSAGE ME EVERYWHERE" , but another part was telling you "That sounds nice, it'll help destress me when things like Sweetie Belle happen. I bet the spa ponies are nice, Wonder how Diamond Tiara is doing".
"Sure, I wouldn't mind. ogh..
>You give yourself a stretch
"I could do with a relaxing massage"
>Then you realized something....
"Wait, Twilight. You don't have to be that nice you know. Remember? Equals?"
>Twilight nodded "I know, but this is how I'd treat any new friend. It's perfectly natural for me to want to show you a good time. Relax Anon, I promise you. Everything is going to be just fine"
>hmnnn..maybe you were worrying too much.You'd just have to take her word for it. She didn't seem to be sperging out. So...yeah. ok. Things should be good. no problem.
>>27259505
Do you have something against the word "it's"? I'm pretty sure " is" does not translate to "it's".
>>27261075
Was discord doing naughty things with the goo?
>>27265464
Erf, you keep forgetting to sigh off. Are you just passing out like your Anon here...?
Erf died, once again. No one could blame him though; it became a reoccurring theme. We sit idly, watching our prince in his slumber. Waiting for the moment when he would rise again. The sweet look of tranquility on his face was unmatched a sight to behold. As he rests, we do what we can to keep this thread alive. He works. He eats. He enjoys his leisure. But, at the end of the day, he still writes his glorious story. Sleep tight, Erf.
>>27266499
Or maybe he faps too much
>>27265180
I'd say Anon's Erf got the win if he shows the maids of the filthy's family to Elo's Anon
Unless Elo's Anon is for some reason invulnerable to hot maids
>>27266863
Wait, for what I get, Elo's anon will have as parents Luna and Celestia, so wouldn't he have even hotter maids and even mare royal guards that are also hot?
>>27265733
That word killed Elo's parents
>>27265400
>>You started to think about Sweetie Belle. She'd most likely show up later in the day. You had to be prepared for that. Not because you felt unsure, but mostly because you were sure atleast a quarter of her suggestions were going to be retarded.
kek
>>27264911
But what would cartoon knowledge do against a fellow human that doesn't seem to be a manchild?
>>27255819
So dude, are we getting green?
>>27267013
>mare royal guards
>>27267938
Yes.
>>27268014
What's wrong with that
>>27268531
Maids pussy > royal guard pussy
Is this how Civil war behinds?
>>27268561
Begins*
>>27268561
If elo will have the sisters as anon's parents, wouldn't he have both
>>27268561
>Implying that royal guard pussy ain't the best
>>27268561
No, they fight over Celestia's snuggles
They'll fight about who gives the best snuggles, Luna and Celestia or Fluttershy and Chrysalis
Wait, what chance do PhD anon and Erf's anon has against Bunny's Eris
>>27270903
Seriously?! After all that goddamn green you fucking son of a bitches won't post? You guys are fucking cancer you know that?
>>27268101
Or maybe not. I'm having a little trouble here making sense of what I'm trying to write in a generally entertaining way over, "Oh, this is neat". Seems I threw myself off with my own start. I think I'll /still/ need more time.
>>27270956
Do a time skip. Have Eris being a kid, around the rest of the protags age or maybe older. That coukd work IMO
>>27270952
hey
hey guess what
its
okay hear me outits a dead thread
>>27271006
Oh fuck off, you know damn well that you could be sparking some discussion instead of doing that shitpost every time. Maybe Erf was right, maybe is time for let go this thread
>>27271021
No need to get upset, how about we talk about if the new green from the new writefags are good so far. Any pointers they may need.
>>27271021 okay heres some discussion
do you think anon would
ever be
able to fully master chaos?
Discord is of course fantastic at it, but
that's because thats what
he is, meanwhile Anon has the
right mindset for it but is
extremely limited by the charges system
and it leads to him lacking in proper practice.
Discuss.
>>27270981
If i may spoil a little, i was gonna have a sort of "age up" in it, over the couple days. rather than a true time skip. I'm just stumped by the path to the next scene. which i don't wanna skip. It's just kind of foggy there. I wouldn't say I'm blocked, but I'm not feeling enough of the clarity i get when i get productive...
And I was hoping to do some productive shit today, like i had some plans but I've been sagged since I got up this morning. wtf
>>27271369
Well my shitposting friend, not really, Discord is chaos incarnate and has lived for god knows how long, Anon is good at chaos, but comparing to ponies, some has cutie marks on magic like Trixie but aren't on say, Starlight or Twilight levels.
Anon has a tremendous disadvantage because of his physical limitations but we'll see how far he can go.
>>27271079
Maybe this is my opinion but the best green of the new writefags so far is Elo's story, has done a good deal of developing his anon character, maybe it won't feel like a self insert but that's great IMO, and has also made a great work by putting Equestria as this mysterious place.
>>27271473
do you think Anon could
expand his life to be longer?
Anon could in theory make himself a
deathless eternal being. Hell even Diamond
Tiara could be made into one.
He might just be able to live forever with the
right mindset.
Expanding on that, since
Anon has essentially limitless powers,
do you think he'll ever realize the eternal power he holds?
>>27271732
I believe there are limits to his powers, for example he can't make himself an alicorn
>>27271742
why would he need to? He has chaos powers meng
>>27271503
Thanks! Anyways, I'm starting to write the next update, it's kinda hard to think how to go next, so please be patient
after i'm done munching. it'll be write time. I was waiting for Elo, but it don't seem anything will come
Writing Celestia and Luna is hard, so the update has been delayed for tomorrow. Please understand
>>27272567
I understand. Celestia must be written perfectly.
>>27272585
But she literally has no fucking character
>>27272608
That's never stopped anyone from writing shimmer stories
>>27272608
It's more that she has no concrete character. Sometimes she's casual, other times she's serious, and if the last episode was any indication, she's also a dick
>>27272752
So she's shit
>>27260145
Sorry man, that's all the time I had when taking a bathroom break at work.
Overall Elo your writing quality has greatly improved from the last story you wrote. Not sure if you got pointers, get better at planning, got better at editing, or just improved across the board but it really shows.
I'm looking forward to an overly smart little hell raiser being doted on by the best sisters. It might be hard to do, and so far so good, and it could be pretty awesome in the end.
>>27261075
Sorry man I got lost here.
Who is this guy and why did we end up here after leaving the blown up apartment?
>>27264434
Wow RD knocking Anon over like that was a real shit move. I know she's pissed and digging deep for answers but knocking a foal over like that is pretty messed up.
>>27265464
>And so Twilight and you went on your way. You both make some small talk on your way to the fast food place. You could never remember the name. And it still seemed odd to you that Ponyville even had a fast food place. But then again, they also have a bowling alley and roller rink.
>You both enter the establishment, and go to make an order. You let Twilight go first as you think of what to get.
>As she makes an order of eggs,milk, and buttered toast. You took a look around the place. There was something amiss. While many of the ponies we're quietly eating their food. A few we're eyeing the both of you. But was it the both of you? Was it Twilight? or..was it you?"
>Twilight stands aside after making her order.You make your order.
>It was a simple order. You also made an order of milk and eggs, but you ask for waffles and syrup. Waffles and Syrup is a damned good, why wouldn't you order it. From the bit amount that it seemed to cost off the breakfast menu. It was just a trifle to you.
>Twilight made no mention of paying for your food for you. Though, you knew if you asked. She probably would. But, of course. You could easily pay for it.
>Twilight didn't need to use her mouth to carry her tray of food to a nearby table. Of course, you did. You had to take your steps carefully as to not have everything go to one side. Sometimes you wonder how anyone can do this day in and day out. Handle things with their mouths. Then again, you were used to it. But you could imagine most humans going mad from having to even try.
>Finally, you could sit, relax and talk with Twilight.
>You look down at your food and start munching away.
>ehhh, it was ok. Not as good as when it's made at home though. But what is?
"So, that field trip thing. I was giving it a little thought. And I was wondering if...well..."
>Actually you weren't giving it much thought at all. But you wanted to be the first to suggest something.
"the Everfree forest? Maybe?"
>>27273130
>But Twilight lit up, it seems...that was a good idea? maybe?
>"That's actually a really good idea Anon, of course, planning a safe route is key to make sure we stay out of any kind of danger. And as long as we don't go too deep inside. We'll be fine, many a pony both old and young have camped within the forest without any trouble. So I'm sure we'll get along just fine." Twilight could feel a certain feeling build up within her, it was excitement. She was delighted that you had an idea to mention before she did. And it was a darned good one too.
"So, you really like the idea?"
>Twilight nodded "Of course I like it. I can even introduce you to my friend Zecora, I really think you'll like her. And then we can go and camp, make a fire, and tell eachother spooky stories and erm.....uhhh..." Twilight began to feel stumped. "Hmm..I might have to read a little on how to camp properly in the woods. Or ask Applejack for some advice. It shouldn't be too difficult to learn if foals can do it."
>You begin to smile. She was really trying. you were actually looking forward to this now. If you were in the woods with Twilight. That meant nothing could bother you two. Nothing could just spring up to cause an argument. And you and Twilight had more than enough firepower to handle anything in the forest. Even if you only had one shot at it.
>But your smile began to wane as you took a look around. There were ponies staring at the both of you. It made everything feel...irksome. Why were they doing that?
>Then suddenly, you feel a nudge and poke at your right flank.
>You look down at your seat. And right next to you with a small filly. probably younger than the CMC. looking up at you with great big eyes. a notepad in her mouth. Her tails wiggled from left to right.
>What in the?
>>27273231
>The Filly was peach in color, with a yellowish and well kept mane that curled at the front. Her eyes we're blue. Her tail had a cute little ribbon tied at its base.
>The Filly puts her front hooves right at the edges of your chair to lift her upper body high enough to spit the notepad onto the table. She then gets back down and looks back up at you with a cheery, sickeningly sweet smile.
>"Are you the hero colt?" She asks.
>wut?
"Uhhhh, what do you mean?"
>"Are you the colt that beat those meanie foalnappers and those griffons that were in the crystal empire?"
"W-where did you hear about all that?"
>well, you figured how she knew..but dammit. What did she want. Given the notepad. could it be an autograph? Why?
>"My parents, and the paper. I can read and write all by myself. And I really really like heroes! But the heroes are always adults who don't really want to talk to us foals too much. Always busy, that's why it's great to finally have a hero close to my age!" She giggles happily and bounces to the left and right in excitement "Would you mind signing my notepad please? And can you make it out to Star Prancer? That's me by the way! It's so cool really, you are even hanging out with Princess Twilight....I wish I could hang out with a princess and a hero like you"
>........FUCK
>....GODDAMMIT, THOSE EYES.
>She was nearly tearing up from just being near you and Twilight. It seems Rainbow Dash wasn't the only one curious about you from the recent news. And while you found Snips and Snail's hero worship annoying. This adorable little filly's attention was just fine. You just wanted to pick her up and give her a big hug.
>You scooch over on your seat to give her a place to sit with you for awhile. You even pat the spot to let her know it was ok to jump up and sit with you.
>A big big big smile forms on her face "R-really?! I-I can?!"
>.....awww
"Sure, you don't mind right Twilight"
>>27273258
>Twilight was just silently enjoying the moment. While internally she was a little worried that the sudden attention could get to your head. You seemed to be handling it just fine. "I don't mind at all, though. You can just call me Twilight. "
>Twilight giggles at the adorableness of it. The little filly hopped up and nearly fell off. She then took the moment to nuzzle into you gently before looking up at you, her tail still waving "Look at that Anon, you have a little admirer."
>You felt..kind of uncomfortable that she was getting this close. But, she was just a very young filly. Nothing bad could come of this.
"Yeah...so erm..you're name is Star Prancer?"
>"Uh huh! You remembered, yay!" She cheered
>Yeah...it's not like she just said it or anything. Still, her naive cuteness was endearing.
Welp, i broke. shouldn't have waited. I thought i'd be interrupting someone elses green at some point. sorry about that
>>27273258
>>"My parents, and the paper. I can read and write all by myself. And I really really like heroes! But the heroes are always adults who don't really want to talk to us foals too much. Always busy, that's why it's great to finally have a hero close to my age!" She giggles happily and bounces to the left and right in excitement "Would you mind signing my notepad please? And can you make it out to Star Prancer? That's me by the way! It's so cool really, you are even hanging out with Princess Twilight....I wish I could hang out with a princess and a hero like you"
Sweet baby Jesus that is cute as fucking fuck.
>>27273277
>"Uh huh! You remembered yay!" She cheered
Dear God why is this making me cry.
>>27273277
>shared the seat
>Nothing bad could come of this.
>mfw
Also hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
Don't worry about breaking between anyone's green erf, you have a VIP pass. Or at least, everyone knows you write live, while most of the rest don't do that, so we wait til you say "that's it" or something.
>>27273634
Nothing wrong with being polite.
But you have a point with the writing live thing.
I'm still not sure if he is done or not.
>>27273048
>Smart little hell raiser
PhD anon confirmed.to.be in reality Anon Constantine
>>27273277
>And then Diamond Tiara enters
>>27274526
time for a threesome
>>27273634
Maybe the writefags should reach a consensus about a upload schedule?
>>27273130
>As she makes an order of eggs,milk, and buttered toast
Do ponies eat eggs?
Not joking, just wondering
>>27273048
>>27274344
You got confused dude, Hellraiser is a horror movie, the one that has the iconic pinhead. But as a funfact, John Constantine, Hellboy andThe Brainare inspirations for my anon in terms on how he thinks. I can say that the story I'm thinking won't have the same tone of of Hellblazer or anything related to Hellboy since I'm going for a way more light hearted tone.That's not to say that anon won't face weird and scary shit tho
>>27273277
>Inb4 Erf adds DT in the next update
>Inb4 DT goes apeshit on Anon and the filly
>Or she just cries and goes home
But hey, Anon got an admirer, porn when?
>>27275390
Yes, regularly in the show.
Also in all those baked goods and breads and stuff
>>27275437>>27275437
oh. i am fewling inspired for tonight. trust me. it'll be something quite surprising.....maybe
>>27276200
speaking of tonight and another stuff, I'll be posting shortly, I don't know how this will go. Writing physical comedy is hard yo
>>27276219
Ha ha I lied is actually right now
>You stand frozen on place, your eyes wide open, a chill going down your spine that quickly spread all across your body.
>You are completely speechless at this situation. New questions and hypothesis emerging were overflowing your mind.
>You indeed expected at least two mares to cross those doors, because well, for all the evidence you have gathered, that was the most logical thing to conclude… what you didn’t expect was who those ponies were, or more accurately what they are.
>In front of you were standing two ponies that had both horns and wings, you can deduce they are some sort of royalty based on their crowns and jewelry.
>The mare on the right side is a very tall one, fur coated in white, her eyes were of a light purple color, the mane was divided in three colors, blue, green and pink, to spice that, the mane itself looked like a biological impossibility, dancing at a constant pace that didn’t seem to stop. She… is absolutely a sight to see.
>On her left was a smaller pony, her fur was of a darkish blue, eyes were of a beautiful teal color, and just like the other one, her mane was … well, it was particularly captivating. Instead of having a particular color… or colors… this has stars flowing constantly… as if she was the representation of the universe… or something like that.
>Your mind comes to the logical but still shocking conclusion that these mares are the two gods or well as you can clearly see, goddesses depicted and celebrated in the stained glasses.
> You have to admit; even if you are wrong about their divinity status… you certainly found them beautiful, and they certainly expelled a certain aura that fascinates you in ways you can’t explain.
>But boy now that you realize they look as or even more shocked than you.
>The silence only last for a few moments more until a familiar voice echoes across the room
>>27276241
>”Well as you can clearly see, I kept my end of the deal, here you are, a little child, his heart is not tainted by evil, ignorant about any knowledge about you two and… oh come on! Snap out of it!” Discord materializes in an instant and gives the blue mare a smack on the back of her head with his tail.
>”AGH! You ruffian! How dare thee to slap us!” The blue mare yells at Discord waving her hoof at him.
>Well, that certainly worked to snap them out of their spazz
>”Sister…if I may… This is not the time… If what Discord told us about him, then this little colt must be terrified, not knowing where he is or who we are” The white pony puts her hoof on her sister’s… shoulders? You really don’t know how are equines body part named other than what you remember from elementary school… anyways she nods towards you, clearly wanting her sister to calm down.
>The blue mare blushes at her sister’s words and turns to you with a concerned look “We’re afraid that thou are right dear sister, if what Discord has told us is indeed the truth, then this poor child must be trembling with fear after all he has suffered”
>The blue mare flies towards you and puts her hoof on your cheek, rubbing it softly… veeery softly and starts speaking in a kind, motherly tone “We’re sorry if we scared you dear child, but thou has nothing to fear, we are not going to cause any harm to thee, you are safe, there’s nothing to be scared about anymore…”
>She gives you a warm, tenderly hug and whispers to your ear “Our name is Luna, and that one over there…” she then breaks the hug, looking you again with those kind, teal eyes… they are even more beautiful up close… then points with her hoof to the white mare “Is our sister, Celestia. We are going to take care of thee, so please don’t be scared anymore”
>Well that surely helped to prevent you from freaking out; it would be hard not to feel better after being showed that kind of affection.
>>27276250
>Celestia walks towards you, holding a smile that could warm even the darkest hearts, rubs your head speaking in a soft voice “As my sister said, my name is Celestia, and she’s absolutely right, we are going to take care of you from now on… welcome home my child” Her voice broke a little when said those words… This whole deal must mean the world to them
>But this still was too fucking much to take in for just mortal man… you have an other worldly god-like creature making contact with you, then taking you into his dimension with a set of powers that are way beyond anything that humanity could dream off, being transformed into some sort of magical creature with the perk that you get to be a kid again, all for the purpose of being adopted by these… goddesses… it’s too much
>You continue rambling on your mind, not saying a single word. Luna and Celestia were looking at each other, worried that the impression probably broke you or something… and they wouldn’t be too far from the truth
>”S-sister, what do we do? He looks more terrified than before” Luna says clearly preoccupied about you
>But Celestia regains her composure and smiles at her sister “I have an idea, why don’t we let him talk? That way we can clear any worries from his mind” Celestia lays on her belly and lowers her head so she can at eye level with you and gives you that warm smile again “Tell me my child, what’s on your mind?”
>A lot of fucking things actually… but you have to be calm, you can’t fuck this up… which makes you even more nervous in return… but come on, Celestia is starting to look worried again, ask something! … ANYTHING!
>Just when Celestia was about to give up you finally come up with a question…
“What… are you?”
>You ask in a nervous way… but hopefully this would unveil information about them… about their divinity or lack off… about this world.
>Celestia tilts her head looking slightly confused “What do you mean my dear?”
>>27276258
>>27276258
>You gulp, and decide to clarify your question, fuck it, better go all out.
“I mean like, what ARE you? You have a horn like me, but you also have wings… I have never seen anything like it… Are you some kind of goddesses?
>Luna and Celestia are taken aback from your questions; they clearly didn’t see those coming.
>The two sisters turn to glare at Discord who was now… sitting on a really comfy looking floating chair and eating popcorn… you seriously will never get used to this kind of shit.
>”What? One of YOUR conditions was that the child should not have any knowledge about who you were, and as I told you about what happened to his old home…” Discord gives you a quick look, you take that as he meant that you better remember his sappy story “…from what I took before everything went caput there was nothing like you two there… Or Cadence… Or our dear Twilight and her adorable friends” He gives you another look, you nod in signal that you catch his drift.
>”Very well, and we suppose that thou couldn’t told us this sooner so the poor kid wouldn’t freak out just by looking at us because?” Luna asks, angered by Discord’s explanation.
>Discord snaps his talons making the chair and popcorn go away, and starts to coil his body around Luna like a snake
>Looking at her with defiant eyes, he puts one of his talons under Luna’s muzzle ”Well your highness…” softly raising her head so they can meet eye to eye “…you didn’t ask”
>Immediately after those words Discord poofs away letting Luna fall flat on her face …ouch, that looked like it did hurt.
>And looking by Luna’s dopy expression you are right. She quickly shakes her head and looks around for Discord... Jesus Christ she was pissed “DISCORD! SHOW THYSELF! WE DEMAND RETRIBUTION!”
>>27276268
>HOLY SHIT! Her eyes starting to glow white, but her voice, holy fuck, she raised her volume to almost deafening levels causing the room to tremble and you to put your hoofs on your ear… oh god, oh god, you really must not make this mare angry
>But it seems like Discord doesn’t share this opinion as he was floating above Luna, breaking into laughter at her reaction “AHAHAHAHA! you are too much fun princess!”
>You look dumbfounded at this spectacle… But you had to admit Discord must be crazy or have some serious balls to fuck around Luna… especially after what you saw on the stained glasses.
>Celestia looks at them clearly annoyed by their little fight “Ahem, Discord, if I may please?”
>Discord who was now cradling Luna like a baby and giving her a nudgie turns his head to look at Celestia
>”Yessss, your highness?” Discord gives her a smile that was more like a salesman trying to scam someone, all while ignoring Luna’s demands of putting her down
>Celestia looks at Discord with a calm look and asks him “Don’t you have a picnic that you have to attend right now? I’m quite sure that your friend Fluttershy wouldn’t take well you ditching her”
>Flutterwhat? What kind of retarded nickname was that?
>Discord drops Luna who again falls flat on her face and puts his paw and talons on his cheeks looking concerned.
>”Oh! That’s right! But before I go…” Discord crosses his arms looking directly at Celestia “what about your end of deal, hrn? Remember? I get you a kid, I get a free week of chaos?” Discord asks in a very haughty tone that makes Luna jumps off her hooves…
>Oh fuck she’s gonna yell at him again... you cover your ears with you hooves, anticipating the sound blast
>>27276277
>Before the shit fest can start again Celestia clears her throat again, making her sister shut up, she then replies to Discord with a very calm and patient tone “I’m full aware of your reward and don’t worry about it, rest assured it will come…” Celestia then turns to look at you and smiles “… but right now, me and my sister would appreciate if you leave us alone so we can talk with our child, we’ll discuss all the details of our part of the deal in two days.”
> “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’LL DISCUSS THIS! IT’S CHAOS THERE’S NOTHING TO DISCUSS!” Discord objects at Celestia’s requests
>Celestia doesn’t bother to look at him this time; she closes her eyes and replies this time with a stern tone “Have I made myself clear, Discord?”
>Discord flinches at this and crosses his arms and answers like a kid who has been scolded “Yes princess”
>Luna smirks and sticks her tongue at Discord who in turn waves his paw at her
>Satisfied with this reply, Celestia finally sends Discord on his merry way “Very well, then hurry up, you don’t want to worry Fluttershy do you? We’ll meet in two days…oh, and Discord?”
>>27276290
>…Seriously, who the fuck calls their friend Fluttershy?
>” ….Yes… your highness?” Discord was looking away from her, humiliated and defeated
>Celestia looks at him eyes starting to fill with tears “Thank you… for everything, I promise that we’ll hold our end of the deal… and I know is too much to ask, but do you think you could keep this private?”
>This completely disarms any bad blood that Discord was holding… Celestia’s smile truly was a marvel, but discord doesn’t reply, he just nods and bows at her before poofing away.
>Celestia then turns to you, and offers you her hoove to stand up, which you of course take, you gaze at Luna who now gives a smile to her sister and then to you
>”Well my dear, about your question, how about we go to a comfier place than this so we can explain you that and anything you are wondering” Celestia says in a motherly tone, then joined by her sister who adds another suggestion “Would thou like to have something eat? We assume that thou must be starving”
>Hoo boy, here we go.
And that's it, hope you like it mates, any criticism as always is welcome
>>27276301
I really like it,A LOT.
And I don't see anything worth mentioning for criticism, so very well done.
>>27276301
I'm hoping that Anon is skilled in the art of bullshit, because him coming from Equestria Apocalyptia will come up someday.
Kind of makes me want to write that story I've been kicking around in my head for the past few months.
Anon the royal idiot
>Be Anon
>You are currently hunting a rare and exotic creature of the sub-saharan african jungle.
>For you are hunting the Ataxia a rare creature said to tear your tribal plebeians limb from limb.
>But you are not detered because your are ANON the congo king and no beast escapes your iron grasp.
>You have been hunting this beast for literal days.
>sure you have the slapaho tribe to run but the death of this beast is more important that shithole you call your palace.
"I swear one day I will have a kingdom fit for someone of my caliber."
>as you begin mumbling under your breath you hear a rustling coming from near by.
>It must be the Ataxia coming to face its defeat at the hands of you, it might be trying to frighten you by attacking first.
>But you will not be intimidated for you are the MIGHTY ANON. No beast can survive your wrath, nor can they resist your alluring tribal physique.
"I truly am the pinnacle of human evolution" you say to no one in particular.
>But enough thinking about how great you are, you must return to hunting Ataxia.
>It doesn't take long for you to spot the animal out in a clearing.
>You had no words to describe what you saw or what this thing was. It looked like a shaman's mismatched creation come from hell.
>No matter what this creature looks like it must die, still it might pose a threat. Ill have to be extra careful.
Sorry this took so long to get this part out shit happend
>>27273277
daww
>>27275437
Don't be ridiculous.
DT would see how good he is with her andwhisper they'll have foals when they're older.
>>27276974
What's this
>>27276494
Aww sucks thanks folks. I'm glad that you're enjoying my stuff
>>27276200
Anon sees Diamond Tiara with another colt
>>27276200
Spicy.
>>27273067
>playing the foal card after all the shit Anon has been up to
Dashie intuitively knows that was Anon on Nightmare Night, even if she can't trick him into admitting it.>Not having Dashie using a Jojo-esque trick to get Anon to admit a detail he couldn't have known unless he was there.Anon shouldn't underestimate her sharp senses; if he tries something similar in a fight she's going to know it's him for sure.
>>27279048
But the thing is, she is actually too dumb for anon to not catch her bullshit
>>27278693
>The colt is PhD anon
>Civil War starts because anon gets cucked hard
>>27276974
"How best to approach this?" Before you can think of a sound strategy you hear someone yawn.
>It seems the Ataxia is going to sleep, great i can bash its head in with my trusty death stick.
>"Oh would you hurry up anon ive been standing here all day waiting for you to find me".
>What The Fuck did that beast just speak? no impossible it couldn't have. I-it must have been one of those tra'umbe double niggers from the village trying to play pranks on me.
"I swear ill have their head for this transgression."
>"Are you going to stand there thinking about me or do something?"
>If it truly was this beast talking to you it must mean your cover is blown and your exposed. >Only one thing to do. Charge the creature. "AIEIEIIEIEIEEI" however before you get within 10 feet of it you find yourself lifted up by some form of voodoo magic.
Criticism welcome and what do ya think
>>27279600
Is it a one shot short text?
>>27276301
Damn son, nailed it.
Let the doting commence
>>27279600
well done, needs more slaves tough, and why is Anon not carrying his ak-47
>>27279722
why is anon not raping something if he's african
>>27276353
>>27276494
>>27276810
>>27279712
I'm glad that you guys are liking it. while it won't affect anything on the immediate future, I got a revelation and will be changing some fundamental stuff I had planned for way down the line.
I hoe you fuckers like bats, because she will be a major character here. Even when I haven't come up with a name for her
>>27279806I do.
Where's Erf btw?
>>27280175
He's ded, just like Elo soon will be
>>27280175
I was streaming overwatch. ready to go
>>27279048
>dash
>sharp
>smarter than an ant
topkek
>>27280289
like the thread
>>27280485
Like your social life
>>27273277
"heh, hey. Well, it's a beautiful name. So, do you have anything for me to write with Star Prancer?"
>Star Prancer pointed at the rings of the notepad. a small pencil was in between them. "Mhmmm, it's there..and..erm.."
>She looks up at you with big glistening eyes "Do you really think I have a beautiful name?"
>D'aaaawwww. Whatever this was. It was clear you had somehow become an important hero in her eyes.
"I think so, so let's see....hmmm"
>You reach your mouth towards the pencil and grab the end, then holding the notepad firmly down on the table with your hoof you write "To my biggest fan ever, Star Prancer. Yours truly, Anon"
>You then slip the pencil back into the ring and look towards the young filly, who was beaming with joy.
"There you go! for my biggest fan, which would be you Star PrancGYAGH!"
>She hugs onto tightly, such strength for such a tiny filly, and speaks quickly to the point you have a hard time understanding her. All while Twilight is having a giggle "thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou"
"n-ngghhy-y-yyour...w-w-welcome"
>You didn't want to push her off. But dammit, you were going to die at this point.
>After giving you the hug of both your lives. She nudges the notepad towards Twilight. "And erm...c-can I have your autograph too Princess Twilight? Please?"
>Twilight didn't seem to mind. Probably because there weren't three fillies trying to ride off the fact she was a princess. And she seemed innocent enough. "I don't mind at all. Let's see..." Twilight's horn lights up as the pencil is enveloped in a purple aura, Twilight writes "You're destined for great thing Star Prancer, always be studious and kind, So decrees Princess Twilight Sparkle"
>Twilight makes an audible chuckle as she writes that. She thinks that will get Star Prancer to smile and to work hard to achieve her dreams.
>>27280520
>"you're not my real mom!"
>>27280520
>Star Prancer takes her notepad and gazes upon the signatures. She was as happy as can be. She even does a little bow to Twilight "Thank you so muchlies Princess Twilight, it's a super big honor to have this"
>"I'm glad and.." Twilight gets up from her seat, and stands in front of Star Prancer. Giving her such a gentle smile "You don't have to call me Princess. You don't need to bow either" Twilight moves her foreleg a little to invite Star Prancer for a hug.
>Star Prancer just looks on with awe "C-can I really?"
>Twilight nods, and before she can get a word out. Star Prancer goes for the hug. Twilight let's out a puff of air. But thanks to her size, she's capable of handling the vice grip of the hug.
>It was such a heart warming sight. It made you smile.
>Internally, you also thought that maybe. Being treated like a mary sue....just a little...wasn't so bad.
>Star Prancer was very thankful, and taking her notepad. she giggled happily from being able to meet the both of you.
>"Thank you, the both of you. Thankies Thankies so so much. You're both super inspiring. And I bet, with these autographs. They'll let me into the club now! All thanks to you. I want to bow to show my respect...b-but. You know, you don't like it when I bow. B-but thank you both. Super duper much! Bye!"
>>27280601
twilight needs a foal
>>27280481
Can't trash the Dash.
We already know she has great vision and ability to recall what she's seen. She's going to notice things other people don't, especially in the air and during a fight, even if it takes her some time to figure what it means.
>>27280601
>Club?
>wut?
>Twilight didn't seem to react. So she either didn't hear it, or she didn't connect it to anything. But a club? through autographs. Now, you could tell she was happy to meet the both of you. But....you needed to know the story on what she meant on that. Why would a club not let her in without those signatures.
"W-wait! Star Prancer. Can I ask you a question?"
>She quickly made a 180, excited, what question she thought, could you possibly have for her?
>"Y-yes? I dunno if I can answer any question you might have. But I'll try!"
>She was...extremely eager.
>Even Twilight seemed confused as to what you wanted to ask her.
"You mentioned a club...what kind of club?"
>"Oh! Yeah, it's the hero colt's club! Based after you, the Hero Colt! Isn't that great. It's new and it allows all future heroes but...." She sighs, her smile finally breaking. "They said I was too small, and too girly to be a hero. B-but now, they should let me in now that I have both yours and Twilight's autograph! They gotta! I wanna be a hero just like you!"
>You look to Twilight, to see what facial expression she was giving. to see how she thought of that.
>And it didn't look good, she looked pretty damned irked.
>"A fan club based on Anon? Am I hearing that right?"
>Star Prancer nodded "Mhmmm"
>....who the fuck would open a club based on you?...it couldn't be Discord. He wouldn't do that to get a rise out of you.
"...uhhhh...who exactly started up this club?"
>"Snips and Snails. They are weirdos, but. they already have a few members and since it's based off of you. I wanted to join to. And now that I know how great you truly are, I REALLY wanna join."
>>27280758
>Snips and Snails.
These nigletts will never fucking learn.
It'd be cute if it wasn't so aggravating.
>>27280758
>The retarded duo won't let the kawaii in because she's too kawaii
Fuck those guys, seriously
>>27280758
Here we go again.
Elo here, I'll start writting the update, might be all.done by today but I don't promise it. Tropical dong is too goddamn fun
>>27281702
Expand the tropical dong.
I wonder if Elo will also have his own Chrysalis
>>27280758>>27280758
4chan went unpostqble for a long while last night. so i went to bed. sorry
>>27282002
Maybe
>>27280115
Good, because I still have to come up with a name for her. The one I thought of is already taken
>>27253901
Why's Discord writing fanfiction when he could do it himself?
>>27283254
Because in reality he's Erf
>>27283254
Discord is allergic to love, remember.
>>27284888
Unless you are delusional asshole like the shipfag
>>27285602
What happened to him anyways
Oh fuck I spent all day playing DK and overwatch. Time to prepare to write
>>27285548
I can feel them watching, judging me.
>Yfw we will never have a moment with this with anon, PhD anon and the other anon of this thread
>>27288557
Erf's anon is supes, PhD anon is Batman, and anontonio is wonder woman because all of those rip offs that were made by italians film makers.
>>27280758
>You could say nothing...
>Snips and Snails....
>Those two fucking fuckwits, you were sure you had fucking dealt with them and their nuisance of a hero worship back at the apple farm. And yet those two idiots were still at it. And Like Rainbow Dash. It seems growing word of your exploits were starting to cause some influence.
>Twilight looked to Star Prancer with a little concern "You don't need to join a club to be a hero Star Prancer. Being a hero comes from within. And you don't even have to do anything dangerous to be a hero either."
>Star Prancer tilted her head in confusion "I don't?"
>Twilight shook her head with a smile "No, all you have to do is help anypony in need. no matter how small it is, if a pony is happy with how you helped them and thanks you. Well, that already makes you a hero. You don't need flashy battles or cool costumes to be a hero. Why..I bet, you've helped so many ponies already that you can already be considered a hero."
>"Well" Star Prancer gave it some thought. Then once again smiled that joyous naive smile "I have helped my friends with homework and hard math problems before!"
>"See, and that already makes you a hero. A hero to your friends. And that's all you'll ever need when it comes to being a hero. Right Anon?"
"Right"
>You say it in a low, near annoyed tone. Nobody picks up on it. But your mind was filled with rage towards those two idiots right now.
>Star Prancer takes Twilight's words to hear. And your agreeance as hard proof. "T-then, I'm going to continue helping my friends whenever they need me! I don't need that dumb club. Thank you Twilight, and thank you Anon. For everything..."
>Then you saw it, happy tears in her eyes.
>You couldn't stay mad...that'd be for later. For now, you smiled. And give Star Prancer one last hug before you all part ways.
>She was a good foal. She'd do alright.
>You turn to Twilight. Seeing her actually give that kind of lesson in person. it was kind of inspiring.
ERF
>>27288611
At this point I don't think Anon can do anything to Snips and Snails, except ignore them.
He tried reason, he tried (mild) violence, he even tried fantasy violence.
Come to think of it, that fantasy violence may have been what caused their sense of superiority.
He should've clamped down on that.
>>27288611
"Twilight, that was..."
>it really just hit you. You just witnessed a true, bonafide, end of episode friendship lesson come from Twilight. And it pierced your heart. Star Prancer's reaction was just....oghh...your fucking heart.
"That was pretty cool. Like, really. I mean that. I...never seen anything like that personally before"
>Twilight turned to you, she looked so...majestic for some reason. "It's a just a thing I do Anon. Friendship is very important to me. And I never want to see a pony, no matter how young or old, lose their way over something silly or dangerous. The way Star Prancer took my advice, I could tell all she really wanted to do was be helpful. I just wanted her to realize she didn't need to try to be a "hero" to be who she'd really want to be."
>actual good words. huh, then again. why wouldn't you expect this. Twilight had many forms. From Sperg to gentle teacher to adorkable scientist.
>Twilight then sits back on her chair to finish her food, making one last remark on the subject. "..and I'd like to hope being the "Hero Colt" hasn't gotten to your head, Anon. And I say that as a friend"
>You back to your seat. to do the same. You gently shake your head as you take a small drink.
"Nah, I'm not like that. It's just a title that gets thrown around. That's how I see it"
>Really, thats how it seemed it was. You knew the dangers of hero worship. Too bad those two idiots were causing trouble with it anyway. You'd have to really find a way to deal with that later.
>>27288858
....Well well. it seems you managed to figure out what i had in mind as to why they opened up a club.
cause and effect I suppose.
>>27288920
>"That's good. You have no idea how many colts would have such big heads over it if they were called "Hero Colt". Then again, Rainbow Dash still has a little trouble not letting things overwhelm her sometimes." Twilight shakes her head as she rolls her eyes and giggles "Always has to be the best at something"
"Yeah,I sorta of noticed that. Ehh, that's not really for me. I kind of just want to live a nice life here in Ponyville. Dad's pretty good about that. I know you don't like him much. But me and him really do get along."
>Perhaps none of that statement was completely true. You have become accustomed to causing some mischief every now and again. And while you and Discord do get along, he also messes with you from time to time.
>"That's very good to hear Anon. I don't know how things were in your orphanage. But here in Ponyville, theres many a friend to be had. And many things to learn. But I'm sure you knew that already. Since you already have such good friends."
"I do, and I wouldn't trade them for anything really. Hey Twilight, that actually makes me think of something. Are you immortal?"
>Twilight blinked, she looked a little confused at that question "What?"
"Are you immortal? You know...can you grow old, and er...kick the bucket?"
>Twilight herself didn't seem to know "I...don't know. I know Alicorns live a long time but. hrn...I..."
>Maybe that wasn't a good question to ask. Fuck, why would you even ask such a depressing question so out of the blue like that? Twilight looked utterly uncomfortable trying to come up with an answer, Though at the same time. She didn't seem like she was tying the question to that of the longevity of her friends. "I'd have to ask Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. I just don't know the answer to that. And it's...it's not important to think about."
>...hearing that, you just drop the conversation and move on to something else.
>>27289018
I seriously hope you dont think that the "immortal for being alicorn" is a thing
Only immortals here are celly and Luna
>>27289018
>Are you immortal?"
I get that Anon may have wanted to veer the subject from his completely untrue backstory, but what a messed up subject to pick.
>>27289157
And maybe Chryssi according to his canon, unless she's more like long lived, as like dragons. Speaking of which, I wonder what name she's gonna guise under.
>>27289169
The amazing Chryssi-chan
>>27289018
I'm torn. Part of me wants anon to push the issue out of curiosity, part wants him to evacuate the conversation.
>>27289169
I'd go with something dealing with Anonymous, since families seem to have a naming theme with their kids.
>Innominate
>Masquerade
>Unspecified
Maybe something like Under Cover, Under Wraps, or Classified to bridge the gap between 'I'm Anon's sister, not Chrysalis, nope, uh uh, not at all and FOOLED YOU I'M TOTALLY CHRYSALIS!'
>>27289018
>avoiding anything that might be touchy or make Twilight realize what you meant by bringing up the matter of immortality in relation to friends. You just stick to talking to her about smaller and less touchy subjects. such as what she thought about her brother being with Cadence. and although the conversation started to become boring and predictable. It still was interesting enough to at least know her personal feelings on it. even if you had already guessed she was all for it.
>After breakfast was done. Twilight asked you if you still wanted to go to the spa. You did, you wanted to relax and get the whole Snips and Snails affair completely out of your head...and meet some spa ponies. In reality, this may be your final time to enjoy sexy female company that isn't a sneaky bug pone before you try....dating Diamond Tiara.
>...yeah..now you really needed to relax...oh boy...dating a filly. What would your mother think? Best to get it out of your head.
>You both get up and head to the spa. You wondered what it would be like to be pampered by gentle and professional spa ponies. Oh god. Just thinking about it made you want this. It'd be fine. it's just business.
>"Anon, you're going to really enjoy this." Twilight said as she opened the door, and stepped inside with you."if you ever had a single worry in your mind, a massage from here will make it all wash away"
>>27289223
but then you have Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle. Or Pinkie not being a rock name. Or Sweetie Belle and Rarity. Or hell, Flurry Heart.
I was thinking of something clever for chrysalis. Her cutie mark would be a beautiful gem of a heart. To represent this. Her name would be "Heart Stone". I had this idea before flurry heart became a thing.
anyway. the cutie mark would depict a heart of radiant love. But her name is where to look for the truth of it. Stone Heart,,,,,Heart of Stone
>>27289295
>Shining - Sparkle
>Flurry Heart is a first child
But yeah, I figured it would be something like that, Crystal, Shining Heart to subtly mock Twi, or whatever.I just really hoped.
>>27289295
Wouldn't it be weird and hard to cover up that Anon had a biological sister?
>>27289258
>Hell, just stepping inside. the place itself had a gentle and relaxing aura to it. Oh man, this was going to be awesome. So goddamn awesome.
>The lobby was quite nice. Exactly what'd you expect given what you seen of the spa from the show. the nice dark walls we're actually quite disorienting for a moment, as you were used to brighter colors.
>"Princess Twilight!"
>And there she was, one of the spa ponies you knew of from the show. The blue colored spa pony with the pink mane. Lotus Blossom. Behind her gold rimmed counter. Immediately spotting you two the moment the door opened.
>She takes a bow
"How may we be of service to you today, your highness"
>That accent...you could never figure out or remember what it's supposed to be. You should have looked it up. Though, that was probably pointless now.
>"Oh..erm" Twilight, as usual, always seemed irked when referred by her title. "Good Morning, umm...Do you think you could fit in me and this colt for a morning treatment of some kind? That would be very appreciated"
>"Of course! We actually have every available option open at this moment as it is still morning! Of course, not to mention that serving royalty is our pleasure. Just name it, and it will be done."
>......errrrghhh...so tempting..to say...seeexxx
>You already felt tingly. holy hell she was hot.
>"Well...." Twilight looked to you "Anon, I'm just going to make the basic request for a massage. Are you comfortable with being touched along your back by other ponies?"
>...YES DO IT!
"Oh erm...I don't mind. But do you think we can do something more than a massage. Like...maybe everything?"
>"Well, I..." Twilight looked over to Lotus "Would that be possible?"
>Lotus nodded her head "Of course this, we take as an honor"
>"Then I guess it's ok. I just didn't want to overwork anypony."
>>27289419
Not of he himself didn't know about it. One could say he was more. Of a lost child than a child left behind, if he was actually an orphan to begin with. Or maybe long lost sister who went missing after the parents, thinking she lost her whole family, brother included, to some terrible occurrence, could be her story, come to find that her brother was actually alive. Knowing it was him by recognition of coat/mane color, and unique name?
Wait, what do you mean?
>>27289419
1. Slip locket into Anon's Saddle Bag
2. Chrysalis has a locket
3. Anon's locket is of Chrysalis
4. Chrysalis's is of Anon
5. Tragic story of Chrysalis (as Heart Stone) losing her parents. Leaving her to take care of you. She made a bad mistake and had to give you up or else you'd be in danger. You were too young to know her or your parents really. So she left you a locket that you found to be mysterious.
The truth is, she slips the locket into the saddlebag and then whispers to you to play along...or else
>>27289443
Damn, there's a setup to it. You're exposing this a little soon, it prolly won't be long huh? Boy, Im still a bit hype over it all tho.
>>27289433
>"Not at all, the spa is our livelihoods. There would be no point in existing if we were not capable of going beyond the expectations of our customers." Lotus informs Twilight. Already eager to get started.
>"Well, hehe" Twilight chuckled nervously, she forgot how eager the spa ponies could actually be. But, money was still an issue. She couldn't possibly pay for that much for the both of you. "Anon, I don't think we can affo-"
>Oh fuck no, you could immediately figure out what she was going to say. Before she could even finish, you drop a huge load of bits onto the ground.
>"ord....i-it? A-anon, that...that's...how did you?" Twilight was astonished by the cash you had.
"Dad, you know how he is, no concept of how much anything is worth. So he gives me this as my allowance and.."
>You were so fucking ready for this, you look to Lotus with a smile.
"Is that enough miss?"
>Lotus came out from behind the counter and looked over the bits. expertly getting it reorganized onto of eachother in a hurry for easy counting.
>after counting. She nods with a big smile "Yes, this is enough for the both of you, it's even more than we charge. However, I'd like to hold off payment until we are either done or you are satisfied. We don't usually get anypony that orders everything and we'd not like to take more money than we should if we don't even finish the treatment. It's simply not how we do things here"
>Not liked it mattered to you. Cash was thankfully something you easily come across.
"Oh, that's fine then. But, what does paying for everything entail exactly? What do we do first?"
>>27289540
>"Well, in all actuality. There are a few split choices. Such as either resting in our sauna or using the hot tub. or choosing one from a large selection of massage styles. to various degrees of a hooficure. But no matter the choice, you will be cared for as if you were our very own foal." Lotus gives you a gentle rub on the head and....ohhhh...her hoof was nearly as soft as a hand. So well kept. "As for what start with first. Well, that would indeed be the first on the list. Would you two like to use our luxurious sauna or our relaxing hot tub?"
"Hot Tub!"
>FUCK YES.
>"Oh, sauna for me. I don't really want to get myself too wet right now..and..hrn.."
>Twilight was still irked by your amount of cash. But she would keep it to herself. She would stay out of your business, and continue to treat you as her "equally aged" friend.
>Split choices. With that, Lotus tells Twilight that another spa pony, most likely Aloe, will be with her shortly. And Lotus will be the one taking care of you.
>There must have been fillies and colts who have rolled through here before. In fact, they must have. Spike was a baby dragon. So it seemed age really didn't matter. She didn't even question where the money came from. Either because it was just that, money. Or she just wanted an opportunity to perform the favorite part of her job. Or maybe because it was you were around Twilight.
and thats it for the night. I admit, writing these chapters are tough. I essentially have to make up some sort of conversation each time and the situations are rather dull. Just pretty much stuff that would normally happen but to fill in story. it's tough on the mind.
>>27289570
I really enjoy your greentexts. Can't wait for Chrissy appearance.
Also fucking time-zones :/
bumipo
>>27289570
I can't help but think of the spa scene from banned from equestria daily during this entire section. I just have this feeling that something is going to go wrong or anon is going to sperg out.
>>27289443
Huh, and I was betting on the story being that they separated spitefully that way it would be more believable that Anon had a sister, but didn't tell anypone about her.
He gets a forgiveness lesson, toss in Diamond not liking the touchy new filly until she learns that she is blood related, angry rant for texture, and heartfelt emotional breakdown for flavor.
>>27290452
>anon is going to sperg out
Well that's a given in any situation.
Bump for life
>>27289443
Oh so you are talking the older sister route.
Elo here. I probably won't upload today
>>27296027
Aww shit, but why
>>27296027
It's cool man. We'll be patient
>>27290452
>I just have this feeling that something is going to go wrong or anon is going to sperg out.
I think we both know Anon is going to go full autist at some point. He always does.
>>27298148
I'm mre or less drunk but maybe I'll continue editing
>watching new episode
>RD episode
>Already anger inducing
>Scootaloo's fan club still exists
.....hmmnnnnnn
>>27299626
Anon fanclub vs Dash fanclub when?
>>27299648
Its more of a here club than a fan club for the hero colt I recon. Like "So you want to be a hero. Good!"
>>27299648
> Snips and Snails organizing anything competently
It wouldn't be a fair fight.
Soooooo, who wants an update in like an hour of two?The episode was shit btw
>>27300752
Ready and waiting
>>27300752
No, we don't want your shit writing.
>>27300906
>>27300882
I'm getting mixed messages here
>>27300918
Gib green
>>27300918
Post the green Elo. You sold your soul when you decided to become a writefag.
>>27300752
you gonna post or what?
>>27301183
Ok, here I go bras, excuse the lack of editing, but alcohol got in the way
>>27301372
Y-yes
>>27301377
>You certainly wouldn’t classify yourself as a trusting person, after all, you were a scientist in profession and at heart, it was in your nature to question the world and it’s motives.
>But there was something definitely enticing about Luna and Celestia, something that made you feel whole heartedly that it was ok to trust in them, to trust that their intentions are pure… which both intrigues and amazes you as this kind of feelsy stuff is not something that you were used too
“I would love to continue our conversation in a more comfortable place, and… uhm… yes I’d love to get something to eat, I’m quite hungry”
>Both sisters chuckles at your answer. Celestia speaking first “oh that’s adorable! But there’s no need to be so formal around us my dear we aren’t going to judge or something and besides…” Celestia’s gaze turns to her sister with a smirk on her face “…treating everything as if it were work meetings it’s more of my sister’s kind of deal”
>Luna turns at her sister, not liking that remark “Hey! For your information we can be plenty skillful in the arts of fun and informality” Luna realizes that she just spoke just like her sister claimed and puts her right hoof on her face “…err…anyways…” Luna then turns to you and gives you a reassuring smile “Our sister is right, you can relax and act as a kid again, everything is fine now, our child”
>Kid?... Oh… Oh fuck you forgot the whole being a kid thing for a moment… Yeah, you probably should tone it down a little… If anything they would think that it would be weird for a mere child to completely speak like an adult.
“Eh he he… sorry, I guess I’m still nervous… I… have never been around royalty so I guess I didn’t know how to act… but yeah! I’d love to grab something to eat and get to know each other better!”
>>27301387
>Luna flies towards you and gives you another hug, whispering to your ear in the most calming, kind and lovable voice you’ve ever heard “We are not royalty when it comes to you… if you allow us, we will be the family you never had, so please… don’t be nervous our child” She breaks the hug and looks you in the eyes with those teal eyes… so beautiful… you could stare at them forever.
>Celestia comes closer to the both of you “Luna, you are making him blush…” then letting out a small laugh
>Luna breaks the hug not before rubbing her muzzle with yours… which in turns make you blush more
>But instead of continue her laughter, Celestia comes to a sudden realization judging by her looks “Oh how silly of us, we got so caught up in the moment that we never asked your name”
>Heh… you guess that’s right… you forgot too. You let out a slight chuckle and introduce yourself…
“Sorry… My name is Anon”
>”Anon? hmmm That’s… certainly an unique name, but has a charm to it...” Celestia chuckles to herself “Very well then, anon, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you” Celestia tells you as this time she’s the one who gives the hug and gently nuzzles her cheek with the upper part of your hear… And goddamn… it was releaxing, like being gently bathed by the sun of a calm summer afternoon.
>And this time is Luna who breaks into laughter “Sister! You are making him blush too! Now anon’s face looks like a freshly picked tomato”
>Celestia looks at your face and joins her sister “Ah… I’m… I’m… pffftt hahahahaha”
>While of course not being offended, you did feel embarrassed at this situation… but come the fuck on, how did they expect anyone to not blush after all those signs of affection… anyways, time to save face
“Err… can we go and grab something to eat… please?”
>Both sisters calm their laughter. Luna speaks first, still chuckling “Sure our dear, hmm we will have to call a maid”
>>27301392
>Celestia cocks an eyebrow at her sister and asks playfully “Oh don’t be so lazy, you will give him a bad example, besides, it will be more fun if we made the snacks ourselves”
>”Oh don’t give us that again, why have staff in the castle if we won’t actually have them do their work and besides…” Luna looks at you “We still have to show anon his new home” and so, those two engage in a little argument about whether or not they should have the royal chefs made the food
>If it wasn’t so cute, the whole deal with Luna’s… eccentric way of speaking would have come off as annoying by now… but it did made you wonder, why did she drop the bad old English? Is it something that she only uses when addressing people… err… ponies outside her social circle?
>Eh, who cares you’ll ask later about that… after you get done with your more important questions. You still need to know exactly what they are.
>”Fine, fine, you win this time Luna, but just so you know, I can make cakes as good or even better than the head baker” Celestia says in an indignated tone.
>”We are sure of it, but for now let’s stop our argument and head for a more suitable place to continue our conversation with anon” Luna happily suggests.
>Celestia rubs her chin for a moment ”Hmm… where to go… where to go…AHA!” her face brightens “I think I have the perfect place in mind, we don’t we go to our private gardens?”
>Luna nods “That’s a brilliant idea sister, now shall we go?”
>You and Celestia nods… oh boy time to see how’s the rest of this place, as interesting as it was you were starting to get tired of this room
>Luna steps out of the room, but before you could make a step, you are enveloped in a golden aura and start floating..
“Whoah!”
>Celestia chuckles, you see that her horn was also glowing, you are being dragged towards her and land on her back, but not before she rubs her muzzle with yours… man this really felt good
>>27301397
>”Hope you enjoy the ride my dear, you won’t find any better method of transportation than the Celestia express of happiness”
>… cheesy, but also cute, you let out a small chuckle and sit on her back, grabbing softly her neck with your hooves
“Heh, sure… but… eh… can I ask questions while we get there?”
>”But of course my dear, this is also an educational ride” Celestia gives you a little wink as she starts walking out the throne room
>Outside the room was a pretty darn long hallway with lots of large windows, you could see a huge garden below, a wall that keep going on, limiting the castle grounds you thought.
>Not far from the castle wall you could see what looked like city at the side of a mountain… Not modern by any human standard since at least from here it looked like a fantasy medieval city, tons of purple and cyan towers rising from the smaller building painted in the same colors, and even further…Wait, what the hell, there were clouds that were below the city
>Ok, time for some questions… kid like questions.
“Uhm, what’s that city that looks on the distance? And why there are clouds BELOW the city? Is that a mountain what is at the city side?
>Luna and Celestia looks at each other, they must have remembered Discord’s story about you
>”We suppose that you Canterlot didn’t exist…where you came from” Luna asks you, a hint of sadness and worry in her voice
>You shook your head, and try to sound calm, you don’t want them to worry a lot… and to start asking questions about you “home” before you could come up with something to complement Discord’s bullshit story
“Nope, not at all, this is really something new for me”
>Celestia walks towards the window, allowing you to have a slightly better look at the city
>”That my dear, is Canterlot, heart of all of Equestria, sitting atop the mountain named after the city…” Celestia tone changes to a more serious one
>>27301401
“Now this is a perfect moment to answer your initial question… you asked what we were… You see my dear. Me and my sister both rule Equestria, we are the princesses of the whole kingdom” And you could totally buy that, Celestia’s tone certainly gave her the aura of a mighty leader.
>Luna then adds to her sister explanation “As for why we have wings and horns, we are no gods as you asked… to put it simply, one can only gain the right to become an alicorn through actions that makes the world a better place… though that doesn’t mean that the actions of one stays pure forever…” Luna’s tone suddenly becomes sadder, her face expressing a great deal of sorrow
>So they did ascended into their positions, while not gods, they certainly weren’t exempt of a certain divinity
>”But don’t worry our child, the time will come when you will get to know Canterlot… and Equestria better, for now, let us not waste time and head to the royal gardens so we can enjoy ourselves” Luna goes ahead, trying to hide the sadness that suddenly overtook her
>”I agree with Luna, come on my dear” Celestia follows her
>Just what was that about? Why Luna suddenly got so grim about that?
>Celestia and Luna keeps walking in silence, the atmosphere suddenly going thicker... Your mind wondering what triggered Luna to get so sad
>You genuinely feel bad about torpedoing the mood, these two seemed so happy before
“Erm, I’m sorry if I asked something bad”
>Luna stops in his tracks and flies towards, holding your head with both hooves and giving you a tenderly smile “Don’t be our dear, you did nothing wrong, I just got nostalgic over some old memories, so please don’t worry about me”
>There was something more to that… something important, but it is wise to know when and how ask a question
>Celestia looks at her sister with tender eyes and they nod at each other
>>27301407
>Eventually you arrive at the end of the hall, to another pair of giant doors, a sweet scent and sound of water flowing coming from the other side.
>”We are here” Luna announces
>The doors open from pair to pair and what you see…
“WHOAH!”
>What was on the other side of the doors was the closest thing you have or probably ever will see to what the history books make out of what the gardens of Babylon were… They mentioned that these were they private gardens… certainly fit for the rulers of a country… or following your first hypothesis, this is their own Eden.
>Celestia giggles at your amazement “I take that as you like our back garden?”
>You can’t make more than nod… this would make any of your ecologist and biologist colleagues cream their pants. You certainly were no expert on the subject, but none of these plants matches to anything you’ve ever seen on Earth… but then again, you’ve never actually went outside big cities
>”We are glad you like it our child, but now let’s find a place so we can all relax and enjoy ourselves while we have our very first real, heart to heart conversation!”… Man, Celestia wasn’t kidding about her sister always speaking so formally… kind of weird, but still cute
>You spot a big tree at the side of a small pond. The tree itself would look like an old elm if it wasn’t that its leaves were mostly pink with some purple flowers here and there and the pond was giving away gold and silver reflections giving the whole place a whimsical and fantastical atmosphere.
>”Very good choice my dear” Celestia says as she starts trotting towards the tree, followed by Luna flying behind you two.
>Now that you think about it, your suspension of disbelief was off the charts … but you still were also a fucking physicist, one of the best in the world goddamit, why you don’t find strange that these two can fly, or at the very least hover for extended periods of time.
>>27301415
>Wings don’t work like that, fucking shit, gravity shouldn’t allow them to fly like that and the worst part is that you that you couldn’t ask without raising too much suspicion, causing more and more questions about your “world”, but this was something that was starting to bother you… you knew that the first thing you were going to research once you had time of your own was how gravity works in this universe.
>You arrive to the base of the tree; Celestia puts you besides her and covers you with her wing, Luna lands in front of both of you, a sheepish smile covering her face.
>”Well now, isn’t this a much better place to talk?” Celestia says as you feel her body relaxing
>It certainly is, the garden was relazing to say the least.
>”Mhhmm, now we are all yours, our child, ask away!” Luna adds while adopting a more relaxed position
>You open your word to talk but before you can say anything a white coated pony wearing a golden armor breaks in the room, anxiety coming out from his face
“My princesses! Something came up!”
>Celestia and Luna groans, and look at the guard annoyed “Can it wait? We are in the middle of something” Celestia speaks
>The pony shakes his head “I’m sorry your highness, but is about Princess Twilight”
>Princess Twilight? Is she one of the other alicorns depicted on the throne room?
>Luna looks at her sister “That apprentice of thee certainly doesn’t know how to handle things on her own. Does she?”
>Huh, she went back to the old English.
>Celestia rolls her eyes at Luna “Come on, she deserves a little more respect than that…” Celestia pauses for a moment and then giggles “But still, knowing my Twilight is surely something about her not finding an appropriate book to handle her “important” problem”
>”So should we really have to answer her call?” Luna asks, looking at Celestia hoping that she would say no
>>27301421
>But a sigh comes from Celestia as she stands up “I’m afraid so, this probably IS important…ugh…” Celestia looks at you with clear disappointment “You don’t mind that we go for a few minutes, do you my dear? I promise it won’t be long”
>Luna pats you gently in the head, a frown covering her face “We promise thee that we will be here in the blink of an eye, and we can get the snacks while we are dealing on this…subject”
>The two sisters follows the pony... fuck you were actually excited for this… hmm, a pony with armor, maybe he’s a guard.
>You stay there for a few minutes, alone, inspecting this wonder of nature, analyzing your situation… until you hear a voice you’ve never heard before
>”Aunt Luna! Aunt Celestia! You won’t believe what just happened!”
>A white unicorn breaks in the garden, his mane was blonde, eyes blue, and wearing a vest that looked like something that came out from the YMCA.
>The white unicorn looks around the garden and then to you with disdain.
>”And who you might be?” He asks with a very arrogant and snobbish tone.
>…who is this fucking faggot?
And that's it mates, again sorry if I have too many sintaxis errors, but nevertheless hope that you enjoy it and again, criticism is always welcome
>>27301428
Oh shit man things are about to get real good. Always nice to see Blueblood get knocked down a peg.
Your grammar problems aren't anything major and they'll probably improve over time so don't worry about it.
>>27289433
My "The usual" boner is tingling.
I now want to write spa secks with the spa ponies
>>27289570
>When the spa pony arrived for Twilight. She looked back at you, she wasn't worried. and she already figured you'd be fine without her. But out of courtesy she asks if you'll be alright.
>of fucking course you will.
"Yeah, I'll be fine. You said relaxing right? Well, then I think i'll be perfectly fine."
>Twilight silently agrees. And wanders off with the spa pony to the sauna. Lotus then becomes your center of attention. As she makes you hers.
>"Well.." Lotus gives you a warming and gentle smile, as she examines you with her eyes. "You're name is Anon, am I right?"
>You nod, of course she knew your name from when Twilight paid at the counter.
"I am"
>"Well then Anon, I'll be your masseuse and beautician for your entire session, you can call me Lotus Blossom. Will you please have a seat while I prep the hot tub for you? It won't be for a moment. I just need to make sure it's ready for one of your height."
>Wow, she was pretty professional for one so eager to work. But you seen how her and Aloe work in the show. They are quick and efficient and apparently masters of the craft. You had nothing to worry about.
"No problem"
>You plop your butt down right where you are. And look up at her, almost like a dog. It causes her to giggle.
>But the giggle is short as she snaps back to being kind and professional. As if she wasn't supposed to be doing that at all. "Ahh, Anon, sir. You may sit on a seat if you wish. No need to sit down on the floor"
>You were fine, you were used to sitting your butt down like a dog at this point.
"I'm ok, Trust me, I really am"
>Lotus nods, she doesn't even give a semblance of wanting to argue one bit. She simply accepts it. "Yes, of course. I shall return in a moment"
>And she goes off, it doesn't take her long though. Not long at all. Already this place was pretty amazing since you didn't have to really wait at all.
>>27301729
>"Your hot tub awaits. Please follow me."
>those eyes, that voice....ohhhhh...you'd foll..NO...nooooo...as much as you'll enjoy the massage and other things. You had to try to keep your mind clear.
>You follow Lotus to the wooden tub. steam coming out from the warm mineral water that occupies it.
>Lotus leads you to backside of the tub. And starts explaining what she had done to prep the tub. "I have prepared a platform under the water so you may be able to sit and relax while only being submerged neck deep." Lotus steps back and does a little bow "Please watch your step as you step inside the tub"
>Oh man, now you felt a little like royalty. ohhh..this was going to be gooooood.
>You step towards the hot tub and look down at it. The steam hitting your face felt rather nice. And the overall warmth was very comforting. You stick your right foreleg carefully in the water to see how it feels. Oh man, whatever was in the water. It gave you the tinglies.
>You turn around and slowly step into and submerge yourself in the water before letting out a soft sigh.
>This was the life. You weren't even at the massage bit and you already felt yourself calming down. Hell, even Snips and Snails was becoming a distant memory.
>You leaned back. and bent down just a little to let your head sink into the water a bit. Your nose just above the liquid. You were having urges. Urges to playfully splash or even wade around. But...this was a spa. Not a playroom.
>As you lounged in the hot tub however. You suddenly feel a set of hooves rummaging through your mane. Making you jolt forward.
"G-gyeeh. W-what was that?"
>You turn around, Lotus was sitting right behind where you were lounging, right out the tub where she could reach your head. She seemed pretty confused by your action "Is something wrong? I didn't hurt you did I?"
>ohhhh...oh. Shit, that startled the fuck out of you. But, it was just her. What was she doing exactly?"
"N-no, but erm. Why did you sneak up on me like that?"
so Erf, has Anon jerked off as a horse yet
>>27301796
>"Because I wanted to give you a massage, then a good time for a colt"
"Y-you too"
AND THEN SEX HAPPENED
>>27301855
He fucked a pillow, so thats like half a thing. It was kind of like... mind rape masturbation
I wonder if anon can get a tiny boner underwater
Btw pillow is pregnant
>>27301796
Steamy hot tub action Erf?
I'm looking forward to it, was going to post myself but I'll save it for tomorrow as it seems you and Elo got this evening covered.
>>27301855
>he hasn't read about Anon's pillow protein
>>27301870
>>27301884
thats not jerking off
if I rub against my bed until climax its not jerking off
its masturbation but its not "jerking off", ya dig?
>>27301870
>pillow is pregnant
And that's how Anon plushies were manufactured.
>>27301796
>Lotus gave you a gentle, yet still ever so eager smile "I didn't sneak up on you. I was just performing a gentle head massage to help you relax even further. It's what you payed for after all. Or would you rather just enjoy the hot tub. We don't mind refunding some of your money if there's some actions you don't wish for us to do for you."
>Payed for..right. Hell, why the fuck not? Those hooves of hers must feel like angelic bliss.
"I-I was just a little startled, that's it. I don't mind a head massage. I just sit facing away from you. Right?"
>She nods "And please, relax"
>You follow her instructions and sit back. You take a breath, and let yourself relax, leaning your head back beyond the tub.
>And thats when you feel it.
>Lotus starts to somehow, with fucking hooves, massage your head, running her hooves gently through your mane and pressing,cupping, and rubbing your head at just the right spots.
>Your eyes roll back as you slowly sink just a little more into the water. Holy fucking fucks of shits. How? HOW?! This head massage..oh god.
>Your mouth slowly opens as, small amounts of drool start to drip from one side.
"nnggghmmmmmmmmmmmm"
>Lotus said nothing as she massaged you with gentle earnest. She wouldn't engage in speech unless you yourself wanted to start a conversation. She could feel all your tenseness loosen up with every rub. To the point she had could expertly move your head around with her hooves. Allowing her to get every tense spot like she was scrubbing your brain with a gentle brush.
>>27301401
>Celestia's express of hapiness
I want to go into that ride
>>27302067
>This was amazing. You never wanted it to end. Not even Chrysalis could give you this kind of pleasure.....well, ok. She could in ANOTHER way. But you doubt she had this kind of skill with her hooves.
>You were even subconsciously nuzzling into her hooves the best you could. Lotus never once missed a beat. constantly sending that surge of relaxing pleasure through your body with every rub as your body was comforted by the warm water.
>She did notice how relaxed you were. She couldn't think of any pony else where a head massage caused one to melt like butter like you are. She internally finds you adorable enough to not disturb you even after your time is up. Giving you a few extra minutes of massage time.
>For you, it was like time had stopped. Holy crap, you started to get all kinds of sexual thoughts now. What if she was this good on your junk as she was on your head? Holy shit, would you transcend dimensions or something?
>Lotus stops after a while more before putting your head down gently. Unfortunately, for you. You were so relaxed that you didn't notice and slipped onto your back and into the water.
>You quickly sit back up and start spitting and rubbing your hooves at your nose like a cat as you squeeze out water you had accumulated from the slip up.
"N-nghhh...!"
>Lotus was surprised, she knew she didn't make a mistake but she didn't realize she did such a good job that you would just sink into the hot tub like that. "Are you alright? Do you need anything?"
>You squeeze your nose again and turn around. Giving your nose a small wiggle before looking upon Lotus. Damn, why did she have to be so damn sexy and cute? And the way she worryingly looked at you.....stay calm...staaaayyy calm.
"N-no, I'm alright. It hot tub time over?"
>Lotus nods "It is, but not to worry. Next comes the combination face mask and full on hooficure. You'll be seated next to Princess Twilight so you can engage in conversation with her. Will that be ok with you?"
>>27302139
>wait....awww goddammit of course. Right...hooficures...and..face mask. You utterly forgot that'd probably be part of the package.
"That would be fine. And erm.."
>You blush a little...those hooves.
"You did a really good job"
>Lotus, unlike most ponies. wasn't ignorant. She could already tell what she accidentally did. She had garnered the "puppy love" kind of affection from you. At least thats what she thought. "Thank you"
>That's all she says as she steps aside to let you out of the water. She knew now she had to be more professional and not do anything to garner the wrong attention. Even if she did find you adorable and just wanted to do slightly cute things to you.
>Lotus gives you a towel to dry off before proceeding to the next step. After you dry off, she steps forward and says.
>"Please come this way"
>awww...didn't seem she found you cute. That's what you thought anyway. As you followed her, you wondered how she could resist your charm. Because you certainly couldn't resist hers.
>You enter a room with sets of chairs to lean back on. There was already spa ponies, both male and female, working on other ponies. However, the opposite colored Aloe was already working on Twilight. Who was in a robe and head towel.
>Lotus steps over to the empty seat next to Twilight and tilts her head slightly towards it "This is your seat Anon. Please have a seat and relax. And when you're ready. We can begin."
>Twilight was getting her hooves filed by Aloe, it looked..painful. Atleast with the rate Aloe was going. But Twilight seemed happy and at ease. And hearing your name, she smiled and called out for you. She couldn't see due to her face mask and cucumber slices on her eyes. "Oh, Anon? Is that you? How are you doing?" She asks, wanting to hear what you thought of the spa thus far
>>27302309
thats it for now...though. I really should hurry up with the spa thing. we got more important matters to take care ofSweetie BelleAnd Rarity
>>27302323
This is going to be so fucking cute I might need to take some nitro.
>>27302362
I promise it will be, Writing twilight and anon is hard and draining. they kind of lack chemistry.and don't say they do, because they don't
>>27302404
>and don't say they don't, because they do.
Ftfy
page 10<
>>27302323
Will anon learn how bug of a slut Rarity is?
>>27302080
>>27301559Good that you like anon's next to be arch nemesis
>>27301428
this...will be interesting
>>27302067
>>27302139
Fucking spa sisters ASMR track when
Elo here. Starting to brain storm ideas about how to.proceed with Blueblood and his faggotry
Bump.
New thread game!
You post Jackie Chan, you lose.
>>27307351
What?
>>27302323
Best pone is going to get a bigger role?!
>>27308740
Yes, as the town slut
Is there ANY picture of anon colt?
>>27309649
Wait have we even gotten a description of what he looks like? I feel like we did but I can't seem to remember.
>>27309649
Technically, but he's been left to ambiguity for reader preference.
>>27310017
Just that he's a particularly cute/handsome colt.
>>27310037
Basically a Gary Stew look for ponies maybe. Prince teir maybe, but not the real hunky kind like in a Disney.
Happy mother's day Dadonequus, sorry for green delay, cooked for most of today.
Had to even kill three lobsters by boiling them alive thanks to my lazy cousin not following my instructions at the market. But at the end of the day we enjoyed a large bowl of homemade linguine with frutti di mare. Anyways back to the green:
>>27248937
>Discord shows what you think is a guilty face towards you for a moment from the pondering, as if he's trying to come up with a proper response.
>you scramble to your fee-hooves trying stand on your four legs, you lose your balance and your instinctively flutter for a moment as you fall on your front.
>Oooph, you try to imagine how a small four legged marshmallow horse would crawl
>you bring your rear legs and heave one by one dragging across the lawn towards Discord
>once close enough, you arch on to his Trogdor like lizard leg and hold onto it for support.
"Please signore Discord!"
>you say once more with bright watery eyes looking up towards Discord with hope
>Daicords eyes you guiltily in silence, almost tearing up himself as if he's never seen a more pathetic, adorable and sad little thing as you
>"I'm sorry Anontonio."
>what
"What? Waddya mean-a, you'ra sorry?!"
>you hold on to his leg tighter and raise your voice waiting for an explanation
>Discord poofs an hankerchief in his talon and whipes his near teary eyes with it before clearing his voice and turning his head to the side, as trying to avoid eye contact with you
"Of the countless dimensions I've visited, I'm not familiar with such a world. It's unlikely that you'll ever be able to find a way to return to your homeland in your lifetime."
>>27309649
anon colt is to the left. standing next to the hopeless anonfilly of the anonfilly threads
>>27310220
>your heart skips a beat, a dreadful sensation of light headedness falls over you, your pupils shrink and you weekly let go of Discord's reptilian leg as your remaining desperate hope to return home have been crushed
>your life up untill now flashes in your thoughts
>according to this all mighty pazzo you will never deliver pizzas in your hometown again, you will never grasp a fork and knife in your dexterous hands or cook with them again, you will never kick a ball with a ball, play calcio or watch the World Cup with your buddies at a bar again, you will never drive on the old cramped stone paved streets or hills or pass by your nations proud landmarks ever again, you will never see your friends, your family, you're Mama's cooking, caring face or loud scolding tone with you, and you will never EVER get that tip
>cazzo
>it was as if a doctor diagnosed you waste a terminal disease or something
>except said diagnosis instead is being trapped inside the body of a little marshmallow pegasus inside pastel-colored magical fantasy land of cartoon physics and talking animal pupazzos
>>27310017
pretty much this >>27310396
Erf's Anon colt just looks like a adorable little earth pony colt with a generic boyish mane.
He didn't mention the mane, coat or eye colors because he gives the readers the choice of imagining those to their own preference. The most identifiable features about him is hischaos(arrows in every direction) cutie mark and an enchanted costume horn resembling king Sombra's horn that also lights up his eyes in a similar style to Sombra.
Elo's Dr. Anon, from what I understand has a beige coat and is a unicorn colt. I'm willing to guess this cutire mark will be the nuclear sign or that of an atom.
My Anontonio is a pegasus colt/stallion depending on some alternate time-skips I plan to do for fun. Won't give him a color scheme, was originally going to make him have baby blue coat and eyes with the color's of Italy's flag (green, white and red(but decided it would be best to use these colors for possible cutie marks)) for his mane/tail or just give him regular Anon colors like green coat, black mane/tail and turquoise eyes. Cutie marks I won't spoil, but there will be many depending on alternate endings. Only distinguishing features are gelled back hair, lazy, annoyed or care-free expression,rides a Vespa sometimes, sometimes dons a flatcap and trenchcoat, wields a tommygun that shoots dried pasta.
>>27310513
>I'm willing to guess this cutire mark will be the nuclear sign or that of an atom.It will be simbol of hydrogen
>>27302309
>You hop up onto the seat and lay on your back. This was gonna be weird.
"I'm doing great actually. I just got the best head massage I've ever had...ever. How about you?"
>Really, thats all you could say. Because that head massage was so good that your current problems were pretty much melted butter at this point.
>"Oh...I have to admit. I'm feeling very relaxed and energized already. The upcoming massage might be a little too for me now." She giggles "But, your treating so. I think I'll accept being treated like a princess this one time"
>Well, looked like she was having a good time.
>"Oh" a thought clicks in Twilight's head "Anon, I have a question for you."
"Yeah?"
>"I don't remember if I ever asked. It has been awhile but...Do you read Daring Do?"
"ehh, not really. I don't really read too much. Always busy you know"
>Then you look over, and noticed...Lotus was still waiting on your word.
>oh boy....well..at least she was patient, smiles and all.
"Oh..ermm..you can start now"
>Lotus immediately hops to it the moment you give her the word. She asks you to close your eyes as she applies the face mask and cucumbers. And zips around at blazing speeds to grab her hoof file. And immediately begins filing your hind left hoof. At first you flinch. Which causes her to stop. But, the moment you slowly put your leg back. She begins again. And despite it being a huge file. It felt...rather nice.
>You then proceed to answer Twilight's question.
"No, I don't really read"
>>27310659
>Twilight lifted up her head, the cucumbers flying towards the ground. Making Aloe back off from her filing. "YOU DON'T READ?!"
>Oh shit...so much for relaxing. You almost end up opening your eyes. Lotus does her best to focus on her work. But is ready to jump back if it becomes heated.
"N-no...I...err"
>.....why didn't you expect this reaction? maybe because you'd expect her to keep her sperging to a minimum due to the environment around her.
>"Anon!" Twilight's head towel unwraps as she hops off from her seat to speak to you more closely. "How can you not read?! Wait..Wait..." Twilight stopped herself, putting her hoof forward "I'm jumping ahead of myself, you meant you don't read Daring Do right?"
>You don't answer her, you just blink. You had nothing to say to that....nothing.
>"ANON! HOW COULD YOU NOT READ ANYTHING?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO WELL SPOKEN IF YOU DON'T READ?!"
>goddammit. DAMMIT TWILIGHT....all this......wait...actually. This was actually a good "Twilighty" reason for her to sperg out. Even if it was still annoying.
"I..you know..I'm smart"
>"BUT STILL!" Twilight was wide eyed and frantic "HOW?!"
"T-twilight...erm...ummm"
>You pull your hoof away from Lotus. You couldn't see but you ask a question of her.
"C-can you excuse us for a moment, please?"
>She simply nods and walks away backwards. Aloe actually backs up with her in unison.
"Twilight...it's just a lifestyle choice I have. I'm doing too many things to get into a book"
Yay!
It's Erf!
he doesn't read? i wanna be cool like erf's anon, should i stop reading this green?
>>27310881
"Anon....There's no way, Noooooo way that you don't have time to cuddle in a blanket and read a good book now and again."
>you raise your hoof to wipe off the cucumbers from your eyes so you can look at her, you lift your back up and turn towards her. Dammit, she looked as surprised as she sounded.
"I...erm.."
>Actually, you didn't actually have a good reason.
"...Twilight...maybe we should talk about this another time? Maybe?"
>"..I..."
>oh god, it seemed to have worked. She takes a look around and realizes she's still in the spa...in the middle of spa treatment.
"...Oh no..UGHHHHHHH!" Twilight let's out exasperated grunt of frustration "I can't believe I'm reacting like this...b-but...mmnnn"
>Twilight nods to herself, she mentally attempts a quick recovery. "Anon, tonight you're sleeping in my bed and we're going to read Daring Do together. Got it?"
>Wait what?! In her bed with her?! She ain't Fluttershy or Celestia. She was fair game. What if lewd things happened?! Lewd thoughts even!
"T-twilight. I dunno, I mean. I'll be tired and stuff and...erm...you know...supposed to be on equal levels?"
>Twilight shook her head, she had you this time. Due to an incident that happened in a much earlier season. "Sometimes I have to do things like this Anon, but I had a friend of mine who got really interested in reading Daring Do after I left her my copy. So if I can do that for her, then you are going to at least spend one night with me reading a book. Understand?"
>.....she looked so damn determined. Well..fuck. Whatever, right? You'll be fine. It's just Twilight..in a bed..cuddling with her. Why did that even bother you? Did you have an attraction to her adorkable ness or something? Well, you better fuck off with that. There was still DT to deal with.
>You sigh in defeat. You'd let her have this.
"Fine...but I get to have a night snack at that time, ok?"
>>27311359
>"Night snack? on a bed?...mnnn.." Twilight didn't want you to get crumbs on her bed...but.. She at least got you to agree...so..maybe an exception would be ok. "Deal! Now....errr"
>Twilight looks around, and chuckles nervously "I-I think I'll move on to the massage now..erm...see you in a bit Anon..."
>Twilight calls for Aloe, who was waiting just outside a doorway. Twilight seemed pretty nervous now about how she sperged out. But she was also glad she got you to agree. So a massage would do her some good at this point.
>Lotus then steps back in after Aloe, and steps up to you. She frowned at the fact that you removed the cucumbers from your eyes, and due to the fact it seemed you were having an arguement and didn't seem at all relaxed anymore. But it wasn't anything she couldn't fix. "ahrm..Anon..sir..actually, I do not know which name you'd prefer."
"Umm..Anon will do. We don't need to be so formal."
>Mostly because it felt awkward to you
>"Well then, Anon, would you like to resume the treatment? Or would you like to move on as well?"
>Considering how upset she always looks at the slightest interruption. You thought it'd be nice to just continue where you left off. Poor girl, all she wanted to do was a good job.
"No, I'd like to finish this..erm...thing you were doing."
>Lotus smiled from that. And she asked you to lay back down. The moment you did, she clapped her hooves to the ground. And suddenly. Spa ponies zip around you. Once again putting cucumber cuts over your eyes as your hooves are taken care of, quadruple time. They are filed, rubbed, and gently massaged. It didn't even tickle. It was like four different pleasure surges going up your legs. It..was amazing.
>>27311550
>inb4 boner
>>27311567
I wonder what happens if he asks for a happy ending
>>27311586
>actually getting some /ss/ out of this
If only
a young colt in bed with twilight. why does this sound like a bad idea?
>>27311603
We could *cof* summon a writefag to do slme /ss/ magic
You guys wouldnt mind that?
>>27311550
only 4 posts tonight...ugh. these weekend days have murdered me due to having to wake up so early. and tomorrow is still an early day too. I swear to god they need to fix my schedule. Good night everyone
>>27311643
Night m8
>>27311643
Ayy kid, wanna /ss/?
>>27311632
No, go ahead
>>27311359
>sharing a bed with twilight
l-lewd
>>27314335
Anon will be living my dream
>>27311632
Still waiting...
>>27312624
>>27315285
>>27311632
Fine, I volunteer as tribute to make lewd sexy spa time... Jeez this is gunna suck.
Just a heads up I'm making it sensual and relaxing, nothing too major.
>>27315973
We are wating...
>>27316532
Hey, hey, be patient, something came up and ruined my mood to write.
Alright niggas, who's ready for an update in like an hour or two? also I want to propuse that we change the title of the thread for something shorter, easier and more attractive so I sugges Children of Chaos
>>27302404
Anon's best relationships are always the ones where they challenge each other.
>>27317057
>not Anoncolt thread
>>27315973
That's the best kind.
>>27317057
I'm reading the pastebin to catch up but I'm ready.
>>27317835
Oh fuck I need to update it, anyway, soon I'll update. I promise
Rip Dover
>>27316532
Nigga you think lewd can be done in a matter of times? I have done lewd and is complicated.
You need it to be good, not perfect, not bad, just good for everyone.
>>27317057
Childrens of Chaos is good, or as >>27317815
says, Anoncolt could do.
Because as how I see some stories going, is not everything about Discord being a father.
>Discord brings Anon from Earth
>Anon does stuff
>Not everything is related to him
It is at the start, but some stories it changes and Discord and Anon aren't doing much together.
I say changing the title to Anon Colt general (so the filly anon can suck it) or Childrens of Chaos, is a good choice.
TL;DR yes, for me is okay for a change of title.
>>27318405
But George's anon is a filly
>>27318415
Childrens of chaos it is then
>>27318383
I'll have it by tomorrow. Something came up that wasted the rest of my free time. So now I have work to do and I have to get to bed early.
>>27318405i could do lewd of lotus and Anon
>>27318834you should do lewd of lotus and anonwhy not throw in aloe as well
>>27318834
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
>>27318834
>>27318849
>>27318854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGSJj4V0o2g
>>27318834
as long as it is non canon
>>27318854
>>27318849
so this is happening huh?
>>27318877
It's always the pink mares with Anon.
>Mfw we're getting lewd because I mentioned happy endings
Should I be proud?
>>27318894
Ha Ha, finally finished my update. But I see that the idea of lewd has taken everyone minds, so I'll ask if it would be good to post this, or to wait for tomorrow since for some reason it seems that lewd is happening... which I do hope is a spin off that doesn't have any impact on the story
Alternate Timeline is a go.
>"Now Anon, we move on to the massage. A specialty of all the ponies that work here. And let me say, with how generous you were with your money. We will make sure you are properly repaid."
>Oh...well ok cool. If the massages were like the one they gave your head. then this should be damned epic. Ohhh lordy.
>Though, as you hopped off the seat to follow Lotus into the private room. You noticed a bit of "hunger" in her eyes...man...she REALLLLLYY liked this job.
"Well, you've been really good to me so far Miss Lotus. erm, I'm kinda small though. This isn't gonna be a problem right?"
>Lotus shook her head as she opened the door and stood by it, waiting for you to step inside. "Oh no no, in fact. Your size actually puts you at quite the advantage. I don't usually get cute colts here at the spa" She says to you before giving you a sensual giggle. Her expression...she er....errr...must really like this part.
>After you step inside. You could see another door at the opposite end of the room. And a single massage table with a small drawer under it. This didn't seem very luxurious but. Whatever, you came for the massage. You needed to get shit out of your head.
>Lotus closes the door behind you. "If you'd please climb unto the table Anon, and do your best to lay on your back. I'll make adjustments afterwards. I want you to be as comfortable as possible."
"On my back? Don't you mean my belly?"
>Lotus giggled, and shook her head "No, I meant your back."
>ok then
>>27318872
Jesus fuck, so that was the soundtrack in the BFE game? whoa
>>27318894
Yes Anon, yes
>>27318995
I could never find the chiptune remix until someone made a handy playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwbYSv1iszZCg1RchONidKq6UKJe-8HfB
>>27318894
Be proud, be very proud.
>>27318943
HERE WE GOOOOO
>>27318943
>You climb up onto the table, having to shake your hind legs to try to climb up. Lotus gives you some help by pushing you up with her face. With that, you look down at the table, and carefully lay down on your back. Upon doing so, Lotus adjusts the table to bend the backside upwards to make you more comfortable. "Comfortable?"
>It was...suitable...but..why your back? huh..
"Umm..yeah"
>Lotus smiles at you and opens the drawer, she pulls out a black cloth. long enough to make a bandana. She takes it with her teeth and puts it onto the table. "Anon, I am going to put this on you. Alright? Sense deprivation makes procedures like this all the more enjoyable. Trust me"
>errr...that seemed kinda kinky to you...but..she was the expert.
"O-ok...I guess"
>huh..
>Lotus takes the bandana back to her teeth and moves to behind the table. she then steps to your side and expertly gets the cloth wrapped around your eyes. "There we are...now then, please relax and allow me to work my magic"
>Now that you could do
>You lay back and take a deep breath. Whatever the hell kind of massage this was going to be was probably going to be awesome, maybe it was a belly rub!
>>27319144
>no..it was...a hoof rub? on your left hind hoof. You could feel Lotus caress your hoof tenderly. And due to the fact that you had it filed and dipped in a warm bath; it was now sensitive.
>It definitely was relaxing. She must have been using her own hooves due to how rough it actually felt. And yet, she was so gentle and soft. You could already feel the stress Twilight caused you to leave you as you slumped down a little and started to breath a little deeper, relaxed.
"You're really good at this massage thing Lotus, now I'm glad I plaid in all those bits."
>You hear one of the doors open and close as Lotus answers you, her voice soft and...seductive. "Thank you Anon, it always fills me with such joy to know that I am capable of pleasing my customers. Ahh, and by the way. My sister Aloe will be helping with this luxurious and private procedure. I do hope you don't mind"
>Double hoof massage? you fucking bet
"Nope, please, keep going. ohhhhh..you have no idea, this feels amazing."
>You could feel both your hind leg's hooves being massaged now. You could hear Aloe giggling from your reaction as Lotus speaks once again. "Oh, we have some ideas. Besides, the best part is yet to come."
>Best part?
"The back massage?"
>Now they were both giggling at you...what the fuck was so funny?
"umm...GirEehhhhh!"
>Suddenly, as one hoof is being massaged by hooves. Your other started to get massaged by something wet and slippery....wut?
>Whatever it was, it was soft, liquidy...and skillful. It was getting...in all the right places on the frog of your hoof.
"U-ummm...w-what is that?"
>You were blushing deep...that couldn't be what you thought it was. was it? Oh god, it was sending shivers down your spine as it slowly weaved along the inner circle of your hoof.
>>27319211
i feel dirty...
This is fucking intense
>>27319211
>"Oh, nothing much Anon. Just my sister getting a little TOO enthusiastic in her work. I think she likes your taste~" Lotus wasn't massaging your hoof anymore. So..Aloe was..wait..WAIT..She was...
"W-what?! I-Is she..."
>"Licking your hooves? I wouldn't say that, it's something much more advanced. hmm..." Lotus let's out a small moan right next to your ear "Does it not help you relax?"
"I-I...y-you do know I'm a colt right?"
>"All the better...besides..you can move your hoof at anytime..."
>Lotus starts to nibble at your ear lobe, making you quiver. As soon as she felt your vibrations, she licked along the top of your ear down to your cheek, and gave you a kiss. "Do you like your massage?"
>You were blushing deep, you couldn't see anything, and you didn't even know if moving was a good idea. You suddenly felt the massage table lower down before feeling a hoof on your chest.
>You let out a small breath of air as the hoof slowly rubbed along your chest, your hoof still receiving it's tongue treatment.
"I-I..T-think..t-this is wrong"
>"Is it? The way you kept looking at me. I'd think you were attracted to me."
>Suddenly, the licking started to go up the inner part of your leg. Up and down. It made you wince from the touch. You were scared..and yet...
>"are you attracted to me Anon? Attracted to us?"
"I-I dunno if I should answer that..."
>Oh shit..i-if she goes any higher....
>"Anon, you're very different from the other colts..they would have ran. Or maybe you are too scared to run.
>You gulp. You didn't know what to do..or say..your mind was being overwhelmed.
"I...I..MPH!"
>Suddenly, you felt Lotus's muzzle upon yours, her lips pressing onto yours gently..and yet unforcefully. It was a gentle kiss, unlike Chrysalis's forceful tongue kiss.
>"You don't need to be afraid...we won't hurt you"
Don't know if have a seat over here
>>27319357
Oh lord
>>27319357
oh my
oh yes
>>27319357
Anon is cheating on his pillow!
>>27319357
>Lotus started to gently lick and kiss along your neck as Aloe took care of your inner leg. Oh god, this was heaven. This was bliss. Finally, FINALLY....a place in Ponyville not marred by the power of saturday morning cartoon.
>You could barely speak, you were shivering, your hips moving by themselves, your breath hot. You couldn't see, you couldn't predict their movements. And you couldn't...OH SHIT
>You let out a yelp as you raise your upper body up in a jolt before laying back down. You were then twisting your head. You were getting pleasure sent directly to your brain. You felt like you should fight it...b-but it felt so good.
>Lotus was now playing with your now enlarged, yet cutely small shaft. She was gently moving it to the left and right, examining it "Oh my, Anon. It seems you really do find us attractive. How attractive do you find us Anon? we're curious."
>You institutionally try to jerk away. But Lotus holds you down as Aloe starts licking a little higher. Oh god..it was too much. you were groaning.
>"Please Anon..."
>She kisses the tip, making you jolt again
>"We'd really like to know."
"Ahhh...Ahhh...nghhh..."
>Lotus starts to sound sad and displeased "...do you want us to stop? I don't think we should service you like this if we don't meet your standard but..."
>Suddenly, as Lotus speaks. Aloe moves up between your legs. and starts moving her tongue along the bottom of your scrotum. She didn't press hard, it was like a gently rub as she swished her tongue left and right.
>You could barely take it. Your small and young body was overly sensitive. And your mind....Diamond Tiara...that was gone now. It was filled with lust now. insatiable lust. You tried to lower yourself further to let Aloe get higher on you you were gritting your teeth. How could these two be so...skilled?!
>>27319481
I dunno if i could go on with this...
>>27319494
As great as this is, if you feel uncomfortable writing it then you can stop.
>>27319494
But why
>>27319518because, it's been over 179 chapters of no smut and suddenly smut. even if non-canon. it's jarring as fuck. Is this even that good?
>>27319534
In all honesty no, but I'm curious as to what happens next
>>27319542
Welp. my enthusiasm is killed. i was hoping the smut would at least be good. even if you're curious. this kills the erf
>>27319542
nice going
>>27319600
Well, the dude asked if the lewd was good, it isn't good. Erf does deserve the turth mang
>>27319618
>not good
>written better than the majority of smut on this shitty board
>>27319624
which still doesn't make it good to be fair
looks like the thread is dead once again
>>27319542
So for this post we got cucked out from Erf's lewd as well from the regular update? And what about Elo's update? He said that he has something, maybe he can post it
>>27319357
>>27319481
>be Italian insomniac anon
>still can't sleep
>open Dadonequus
>peeps asking to change thread name to children of chaos or anon colt
>don't care
>scroll down
>green beautiful green
>begin reading
>...wait
>THIS IS LEWD
>BY ERF
>spitake
>gonbegud.jpg
>eyes glued to screen
>*intense lees thoughts*
>I HAVE FOUND MY SALAMI
>Erf stops writing green
>SALAMI JUST LEFT THERE
You did this to me Erf! No I have half a mind to make a My Little Pony equivalent of "The Lusty Argonian Maid".The other half of my mind is my dick.
>>27319542
You killed the Erf anon. I hope you're happy.
Jesus, Erf just cucked us
Im saaad, it was going so well
>>27319542
Well it WAS good but I could see why he stopped since it was a huge deviation from normal.
My suggestion would be that someone else does the lewd so Erf doesn't damage his head cannon with smut.
Diamond Tiara can't stand for Anon getting with another mare, even if it is an alternate timeline.
>>27319574
Stop being autistic and just write my nigga.
>>27319945
Very much. Thank you for asking
>All these lewdfags that got cucked
>>27321772
It hurts, anon.
So bras, seeing that all of you got a case of massive blueballs. Would you like me to post my update?
>>27323006
well forgot that this is a slow threads
>”I asked you a question, plebeian. If you know what’s good for you then you better answer” The stallion demands with such prepotency that made your blood boil.
>You can assume based on his arrogance, and the flamboyant vest that he must be from royalty. That and the fact he called Luna and Celestia his aunts when he first entered.
>but still you are not going to give him anything, not even the satisfaction that he caught you off guard.
“I am who I am. I am different from who I was this morning so maybe I’m not who I was yesterday but at the same time I am still who I always was and always will.”
>This causes the royal faggot to get confused for a brief moment until he changes his expression to utter disgust “What is that dumb non-sense? Do you dare making fun of me? Do you even know who you are talking to!”
“Should I care?” You respond completely uninterested
>The stallion looks offended, giving you a glare as he responds in his snobbish tone ”hmph the nerve! For your information, I’m prince Blueblood” he chuckles to himself “That’s right kid; I’m royalty so you better mind your manners around your superiors”
>Blueblood, huh? Well, prince or not you certainly weren’t going to let him walk all over you.
>You let out a laugh and answer him in a playful manner “Dude, that’s the weirdest name I’ve ever heard! Like come on, were you born with actual blue blood like an alien?
>Blueblood gasps at your disrespect, stomping his right hoof on the ground “How dare you! That’s it you simpleton! You crossed the line! You have gained a powerful enemy today my friend
>What a cartoonish single minded individual this Blueblood is, his ego hurt by such a simple thing… hmm… you probably are indeed chewing more than you can swallow, you don’t know how royalty works in this world, the kind of political power he has, or his influence on Luna and Celestia… eh, fuck it, let’s annoy him more.
>>27323062
>You shrug and let out a bored “meh” with the most indifference you could muster
>His face was now red from anger, the now mad stallion puts his face in front of you “I won’t tolerate this insult any more plebeian. So now Tell. Me. Who. You Areee” hissing the last words.
>You give him a big smile, man this dude was so easy “Very well my “liege” the name is anon”
>”Anon, eh? Very well…” Blueblood gives you an evil grin, eyes filled with hatred “You have made a terrible mistake, once I find out who your parents are I’ll make sure that you will spent the rest of your days regretting the day you crossed Blueblood!
>You raise an eyebrow “Oh really, then I guess I’m in a world of trouble, man and I was having such a nice day” you reply with a sarcastic tone
>But he doesn’t seem to understand your sarcasm as he mockingly laughs at you, thinking that he finally had the upper hand… or hoof, whatever “I suppose that you finally understand your position… yessss… when I’m done with you and whoever your parents are the best position in society you will ever be able to find will be cleaning toilets in Fillydelfia”
>What a cliché threat… wait… He said Fillydelfia, didn’t he? Was that like… an actual place in Equestria? And given that he used that place as a threat for a miserable life… Does that mean that the equestrian version is as much of a shithole as the actual Philadelphia? Why the horses pun? And if this hypothesis is correct does that mean that there are cities in Equestria that has names like the ones back on Earth? What other city could Equestria have? Mareland? Coltston? Manehattan?...hmmm
>You rub your chin with your right hoof as you begin to get lost in your thoughts
>”You are starting to understand your situation don’t you?” Blueblood lets a cockish chuckle “The kind of misery that your life awaits?”
>>27323083
>You don’t answer, still coming up with hypothesis and horses puns for cities… hmm what if there’s a Mexicolt City? Oh oh! What if there are entire countries that have horses puns on the name? Like… eh… Saddle Arabia? Nah that’s too stupid…
>Blueblood looks at you confused “Hey, are you listening to what I’m saying?” he pushes you with his left hoof
“Wha-? Huh? Oh yeah, sure, sure life of misery and all that, flock off, I’m in the middle of something important”
>Blueblood right eye twitches at this, his anger was now hotter than a white sun “You little brat!” He then lifts you with his hooves, shaking you violently “WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS! HOW DID YOU COME IN HERE! ANSWER ME OR ELSE I’LL-“
>”Or else you what?” A familiar voice asks, and you could tell she was not pleased by one bit.
>It was Celestia, followed by Luna…and boy they did look pissed
>The “prince” stops shaking you and drops you. Making you fall flat on your butt
>You stand up…fuck… the world was spinning and that fall surely didn’t help either
>Blueblood runs to the sisters, and points his hoof at you “Aunties, that colt is an intruder! And not only that, he also disrespected my royalty!” he says like a child whining to his mother, the confidence on his malevolent intent was clear on his face.
>But much to his dismay, this only serves to anger Celestia even further, she raises her left hoof at him and opens her mouth, but before she can say a word, Luna steps in and starts to come closer to Blueblood, slowly and menacingly “And we suppose that this is your excuse for shaking him violently?”
>”W-why yes, h-he” Blueblood hopes were now completely crushed, and the the fact that the two sisters were really mad at him was something that he was starting to notice more and more as he starts to cower and walk away from Luna
>>27323102
>Luna keeps advancing towards Blueblood, almost like a predator who was her pray at bay “He what? What is thy excuse for hurting our child, Blueblood?” she hisses in a threating tone
>That stops Blueblood on his tracks… now he was the one who looked angry “YOUR CHILD? That plebeian?! Why would you even think to adopt scum li-“
>”ENOUGH!” Luna yells with the voice that she used against Discord back in the throne room, making Blueblood cover hide his face between his front hooves, scared shitless.
>Luna seems that she was going to tear Blueblood limb by limb if not for Celestia who puts her hoof in front of her, stopping her from jumping to attack her “niece”
>”That’s enough sister” the princess commands, still looking pretty angry “From Blueblood’s words I can infer what happened here.” Celestia then turns to Blueblood looking at him with utter disgust “And what happened is that you came storming here and saw anon, OUR child, and you did what you always do…” she flies towards him and puts her right hoof on his chest “ You tried to talk him down, you called him a plebeian and all sorts of nasty remarks and when that intimidation didn’t work, you physically assault him”
>Blueblood now was dripping tears of anguish; he certainly didn’t see that one coming, but Celestia didn’t care and continued
>”Now I should punish you from hurting a little kid, not to mention my son, but I will let you walk away this time because setting up a dungeon just for you would rob me and Luna from spending quality time with our anon…” Celestia was trying her best to not explode at him, so she stops a little and takes a breath
>Luna continues where her sister lefts off ”You better leave Blueblood and think about what thou just did, think good, because if we see thee threating our child again…” she then grabs the neck of his vest, dragging him closer to her anger filled face “We’ll make sure that thou learn the meaning of eternal night. Got it?”
>>27323117
>”Y-y-y-yes ma’am, I get it” Blueblood frenetically nods before giving Luna a military salute, then turns to you and bows “ I-I-I-am sorry my prince. I-I-I-It won’t happen again” and that’s the ast thing he says before running out of the garden
>You were in shock of what just happened, Luna and Celestia sure are scary as all hell when they are angry… But … They have known you for so little and they already care so much… You were starting to believe what kind of person… err ponies they are.
>The kind that could be defined as… well… true heroes, not stading by someone getting bullied… The kind that they would give everything for those that they care of… And the fact that they were going to assume the role of your new “parents” kind of gave warmed your heart.
>But you realize too that you were also at fault here, you were the one who made Blueblood so angry to begin with
“I’m sorry… I didn’t want any of this to happen”
>Celestia gives you a little peek on the cheek which in turns makes you blush “Don’t worry about anything my dear, it was clear that Blueblood was at fault here”
>”That’s right our dear, but let us not worry about such insignificances, and instead enjoy our time together!” Luna says as she takes you in her hooves and flies to the base of three
>When Luna lands she rolls on her back and puts you on her chest, giving you a big, warm hug… Goddamn, what was about you that made you give in so easily, you already were melting like butter under Luna’s necking.
>Celestia lands close to you two, and gives you a gentle pet on your head, not saying a word.
>And so the three of you spent some moments like that, just enjoying the moment in a comfy silence
>U“So…uh, what was the important business?”
>Luna seems unamused at the mention of it “Oh nothing our child…” Luna rolls her eyes at her sister “Just a certain somepony ex-apprentice who still doesn’t seem to grasp the idea of solving a problem without freaking out”
>>27323134
>Celestia giggles at her sister comment “Oh don’t be like that Luna, Twilight’s intentions are pure”
>Then she rolls her eyes “ but I’ll admit that she needs to control herself a little more… a whole trip to Canterlot from Ponyville just because she couldn’t think of an appropriate schedule…shesh”
>Twilight? Ex-apprentice? Eh better ask
“Who is this Twilight you are talking about?”
>”Oh that’s right, you don’t know the young princess Twilight or any of her friends” Luna says, asshamed that she didn’t remember that you really weren’t from here
>Celestia lets out a slight chuckle “Don’t worry my dear, you will get to know them soon enough. They are really the nicest ponies around” Celestia then realizes something as her joyful expression starts to drop
>Not realizing Celestia’s sudden turn of mood, you nuzzle your head into Luna’s chest, letting out a sigh
“No they don’t, not when you two are around”
>Luna doesn’t reply just hugs you a little harder
>Celestia’s mood became much more somber the further she went into her train of thought.
“Is there something wrong? Did I say something?”
>She shooks her head looking at you with worried eyes “anon, I’m sorry if this bothers you, but I have to ask. Was Discord story really true?... About your home and… what happened to it?”
>You couldn’t see Luna’s face but you could feel her hug changing… like trying to grasp at something.
>Damn, you knew this would come out sooner or later, Discord only gave you superficial details, and while you were sure they were going to ask, you were also hoping that it wouldn’t come so soon.
>“Yes…” You reply, looking away from both of them, your heart sinking at the prospect of lying to these two wonderful souls… but they couldn’t know the truth
>Or maybe you could… if you modify a little, because you were indeed from another dimension, that much was true, and well, Earth had tons of problems… hmmm this could work…
>>27323172
>You just have to omit certain details, like you being an adult, a scientific mastermind, and all that
>It wasn’t the whole truth, but it wouldn’t be a complete lie either
>”I see, I’m sorry if it bothers you, but… I’m sorry my dear I had to ask” Celestia was looking down in shame
>And you already know what to say
“Don’t be, I mean, you two have been wonderful to me, like the parents I never had, and we’ve only met each other for less than a day…” That wasn’t a complete lie, you indeed were raised in foster homes until you won a full scholarship for the MIT… yes you have this “So please, feel free to ask whatever you want, no matter what it is, I’ll answer it”
>Luna puts you down, and rolls on her belly, she then looks at you with the same compassionate eyes as her sister “Are you sure our child?”
>You give her a confident smile and nod
“Yup, I’m certain, sooo what do you want to know next?”
>And so both Luna and Celestia start to barrage you with questions, what was your world like, what form the evil had, how was your orphanage, and if you missed your friends.
>Questions whose answers you base on your own world
>”How was your city?” Celestia is the first to ask and so you describe Boston or at least your version of the city if your past hypothesis holds some water.
>Luna asks about the big evil that swallowed your world which you make up pass as modern day wars and terrorist groups like ISIS fighting until there was nothing left.
>”I’m so sorry anon… really, about your world, and your loved ones… I realize that maybe me and my sister have been caught off on the excitement of the moment and we never truly asked you is you really want to be part of this… part of our family… to hold the title of our son” Celestia voices breaks a little, her expression was showing the immense amount of sorrow she was feeling at the moment”
>>27323181
>”Sister…” Luna looks down and takes a moment to reflect “Anon, our sister is right, we have gotten too far ahead without thinking about your thoughts… so little one…if… you don’t want to be our son…then we will understand” on the matter finally adds, closing her eyes, and expecting the worse from your answer
>Looking at them being so sad put a heavy weight on your heart… you can’t say no anyways, the deal with Discord was done… And a big part of you kind of wanted this.
“Luna… Celestia…” You look at both of them “It’d be my pleasure and honor to be called your son, as I said, I can’t believe how much love you’ve given to me in such a short time that we have known each other, I simply cannot say how happy I am for this”
>And that’s all what it takes, both sisters rushes to you and hugs you, tears dripping from their eyes.
>You still need to research this place, you’ve seen so many impossible, strange and fantastic things in such a short period of time… but this new life… this… second chance… you know it won’t be like you initially thought
>You return the hug, embracing Luna and Celestia in a tight hug… and the future was looking brighter at every passing second.
And that's it, hope you like it, sorry for the lack of editing, I had to do other stuff, criticism as always is welcome
>>27319534
erf this chapter is like sex
in the moment you get swept away and dont care
but the next morning your damg glad you did it.
>>27323200
nice dubs.
I enjoyed Blueblood's status change to told.
>>27323320
Disappointed in no lewd erf very sad
because it was good man cept 1 fucker didnt like it
>>27323117
>Colt, not kid
>>27324122
Colt and kid are the same, there is no problem in that
>>27324122
What's wrong with that. A colt in Equestria means the same as a child or kid
>>27324122
What's wrong with that, explain anon
>>27324122
>kid, not foal
Where do you think you are, anon?
>>27324122
What did he mean by this?
>>27319534
I had difficulty hiding my erection while reading this during PT this morning.
>>27324122
Huh, well, in the series I'm sure they use colt with kid as interchangable things
I'll always wonder why is this thread so goddamn apathic
>>27326126
It may be with the updating
styles. Erf writes on the fly so unless he has a lot of inspiration and posts a bunch at once there won't be much to talk about. Elo's story is just getting started and out of all the writefags Erf is the one who posts the most regularly.
Unless we get a bunch of other writefags, this is how it's gonna be. I could be completely wrong but that's how I see it.
>>27326126
well things get coldwhen they die
>>27326328
That's why your dick is so cold?
>>27326284
we have a fair share of writefags. Erf, Elo, Coffee, George, Bunny. out of all those only Erf is the one who posts on an almost daily basis. Elo is more or less every 2 days, and the others are inconsistent with their updates.
By the way, has Elo said what is PhD anon cutie mark?
>>27326405
Yes he did here >>27310591
>>27319574
>mfw cucked
>>27326637
>the hydrogen symbol
>Anon is indeed a Doctor in physics
PhD Anon for Dr. Manehattan confirmed
>>27323200
That ending was so comfy, I liked it.
Will lurk for more.
Also, where's Anontonio at?
So... are weplaying Left4deadtonight?
>>27327082
where's erf btw?
>>27311550
>This lasted for some time. Lotus asked if you had anything you'd like to talk about to help you relax. But you were already there. Holy shit, this place must make a lot of money because you'd be willing to throw in whatever money you actually have to spend a week in there.
>After it was finished, you felt refreshed. Your hooves felt soft, clean, and...ehh..you kind of didn't want to step on them now. You got the feeling of perfection in your mind. woah..actually. This is how Rarity must feel when it comes to staying clean. You didn't want to get your hooves too dirty.
>But...they were hooves. So as long as you didn't step into mud or anything.
>Next up was apparently the massage, the big one, the real reason you came here.
>Lotus leads you into a private massage room. Private...heh...the thought kind of made you a little lusty. And her ass as you followed her. If only you could have a touch. It looked..so..perfect.
>The room looked like one of those massage rooms in the movies, only smaller to accommodate ponies.
>Lotus asks you to lay on your belly on the massage table found in the middle of the room.
>You hop up and stretch yourself out on your belly. Oh man, now was the time...
>Actually, you wondered something. You were pretty small..has she?..
"Can I ask you a question?"
>Lotus closes the door behind her and pulls a lever under the massage table to adjust it for your size, making it bend just a little and lowering it down so she can reach your back. "Of course you can."
erf is here
>>27327134
And he dropped the crappy lewd
>>27327144
I dislike you.
>>27327111
"Have you ever had a filly or a colt as a client?"
>Lotus looked over your back carefully, it was like she could visually see every tense spot along your backside "But of course, many a pony visits the spa of all ages, it is my job and a pleasure to be able to spiritually heal all who steps beyond the door."
>oh....well ok then.
"oh...do you mind if I ask you another que-eeeeehhh"
>you feel something cold along your back. You turn your head and you could see her pouring a bottle of liquid along your back using he rmouth.
>After pouring enough of the massage oil along your back. She gently spreads it along your coat. "Did you mean to ask me another question, Anon?" She giggled, finding your reaction amusing.
>Oh god..she hasn't even started and you got the urge to just stick a dick in it.
>You try to get your thoughts composed, you had a question alright. You wanted to know if she...
"E-ermm..I j-just wanted to ask..."
>Actually, you should put that thought out of your head. She was out of your league, and as you got more of your mind back. You realized it'd be stupid since you got Diamond Tiara to woo....sooo
"It's about a girl, and well..you're a girl who seems to be of umm...rich taste. What do rich girls like?"
>Lotus became a little worrisome on that question. She hoped she hadn't done something to give you a crush on her. "Anon, what exactly would you mean?"
"There's this girl I like...and I know she likes me. But we've never dated and I kind of want to make sure that she likes my more natural side. So, Ummmm..that's why I wanted to ask."
>You felt both nervous yet relaxed. It was an odd sensation to be mentally worried but physically soft.
>"Anon, I am but a simple pony who works at a spa with an eye for the luxurious. Nothing more,"
"But, you're a girl, and you've been around rich girls. What do you think they like?"
>Lotus put a little more thought into it since you were being insistent, and you were the client afterall.
>>27327144
Faggot
>>27327144
But not the crappy story.
>>27327250
I fucking hate you go fucking die. I think your opinion is shit and you are shit. Please stay off the internet forever.
>>27327250
Scrappy? Is that you?
I, for one, am glad we're back on track.
>>27327144
I want more lewd Erf. Anon needs to fuck a mare and I don't care who it is at this point. Also, we still need filly Chrysalis.
>>27327240
>And this was a question you felt Lotus was more qualified to answer. Because for fucks sake, Sweetie Belle was probably going to put you through the ringer in the non-sense carnival.
>"Well, if you really care about this filly. And she already cares about you. Then I imagine all you have to do is be yourself." Lotus gives you a sweet grin with that squee sound.
>...dammit, that's a damned generic response. You already knew about doing that and that was something you couldn't even do completely. You needed cheap workarounds that'd impress Diamond without having to resort to "dur hur hero colt"
"Gotcha....anything else?"
>"No, that's all I have, are you ready for your massage?"
>.....she says it in such a "That's all I have" way that it just makes you make a silent sigh. Dammit...whatever, it's fine. It's not like you were a terrible sperg or anything.
"Yeah, I'm ready to go"
>And the moment you let her have at it, your mind explodes in tingles. That oit, her skill, her soft hooves pressing, patting, and rubbing your back.
>This was it...perfection.
>and while it was perfection to you, Lotus seemed rather troubled as she continued to massage your back.
>"Oh my..every part of your body has the tenseness of an old stallion. How does one so young accumulate such stress?"
>You can't answer, you were in too much bliss. Holy fuck..was this better than even sex? You didn't know.
>Lotus didn't let it stop her work. But she didn't know anything was truly wrong until this point. When she was massaging your head. She could feel several bumps. As if you had incurred many many injuries. but she said nothing as to make sure you wouldn't be stressed. But this? It was almost like you had lived as an adult already, due to the worries one must have to be so tense.
>>27327417
>"Anon, if I can ask YOU a question. I just..have to ask...." She wanted to ask if you were abused or something. Just..what she was feeling...it was odd. But she knew not to be too direct. "What exactly do you do with your time?"
>What kind of question was that? What you did with your time? Ohh..ohh..she was probably making small talk. Not like your mind was completely focused on answering anyway. You just hugged onto the small pillow on the massage table. nuzzling your face into it.
"Aaaahhrrmmm..."
>You let out a satisfied sigh
"I just..do thing..I-I guess. Hero stuff, school stuff, and then theres my Dad..hehe. You can say my..ermm..nnnmmmmmmm"
>You almost couldn't finish your sentence.
"I...live..a life that never stops..I-I guesssssmnnn"
>Lotus just nodded as she massaged your back. Huh, that's right. You were the famous hero colt that was gaining fame across Equestria. Maybe she was overthinking, she just hoped you weren't into anything that was actively ruining your delicate body. But she was an expert. throughout the entire session. She massaged you to such a cuddly, babbling, soft bundle of fluff that you were left unable to speak words.
>"All done, how do you feel Anon?"
"......mmarrnnnggmmnnnnddddaaa:
>"I'm glad you're your satisfied. When you're ready, you can get up and meet with the princess. I'll leave you to your thoughts. Please don't feel rushed, you may leave whenever you are ready. And it was a pleasure being of service."
>With a small bow. Lotus left you by yourself.
>>27327671
>You look slightly upwards, you could see the wall..it was a nice wall..you wanted to touch the wall.
>Your mind was lost
>Lotus's handiwork left you in a euphoric haze.
>You try flipping about to lay on your back, but instead you end up falling off the table.
>And right on your head.
>And yet, this time, you didn't whine..you didn't complain.
>you just picked yourself off the ground and walked forward. out of the room, dazed and relaxed. As if your head had not incurred a single injury.
>Outside, waiting on a seat in the lobby, was Twilight. When she saw you, she gave you a wave and called out for you.
>You barely heard her. You just followed the sound of her greeting and walked right up to her and nuzzled on her side.
"I love you Twilight...hnnnnngmmmmm"
>Twilight was weirded out by your demeanor. What was going on with you? "Errr..I...love you too? Anon, are you alright?"
"Massage good...good forever...nmmmm"
>You just continued to nuzzle into her. Enough that she got uncomfortable and stepped to the side. "The massage? Anon, are you alright?"
>You looked up at her with a goofy smile and nodded.
"Best..thing...ever"
>You never had that kind of massage before. You never ever spent time at a spa or had anyone touch you in a way to hit all your pressure spots. It was like every bit of tenseness in your body was gone. You felt like a new man.....horse...pony.
>Twilight didn't know whether to worry or laugh. She looked over to Lotus, who had returned behind the counter "Did..you do anything different in his massage?"
>Lotus shook her head, she found your reactions a little odd as well. "No...I think he's just like that"
>>27327759
>Or rather, you were so relaxed that nothing else really seemed to matter.
>Nope, you were either nuzzling on Twilight or that nice soft waiting couch..it was nice...maybe you should ask it on a date.
>"I'm just.....going to take him home now....."
>Twilight lifts you up with her magic as you giggle at the fact you were hovering above the ground.
>"Yes..and...thank you for choosing our spa for your relaxing needs. Please, come again" Lotus just..didn't know how to properly say that. Did she do too good a job? she was irked.
>Twilight takes you outside the spa and holds you at eye level with her magic. You were still smiling. "Anon...are...you ok? Really? What happened?"
"You're cute..."
>"I..uh..Thank...no never mind. This needs to be done" Twilight gives you a small zap with her magic. Making you flinch and instantly putting you out of your daze.
"Ouch! Hey, what the hel........"
>Wait....oh crap, that's right...you were a pony..in Equestria...riiiight....and..woah.
"abalu...was..that for? haha"
>You chuckle nervously, but that only irks Twilight enough to give you another zap.
"OUCH! fine fine, I'm awake, i'm mindful...geez!"
>Twilight gently puts you down as your mind returns. yeah, all those stressful things coming back to you. As well as everything else. Damn, you could remember the massage. But how good it felt? it was like a dream you loved but easily forgot...you just remember it being the best.
>"I'm sorry Anon, but you were acting all weird and uhh..invading my personal space a little too much. What happened?" Twilight asked. She didn't realize that really. It was just the massage that but you in the dreamy zone. In all actuality, the fact that RD made you miss some extra sleep didn't help.
"I...I don't know"
>You shrugged
"One minute I was at the spa, next..it was like a dream. It had been so long since everything felt...nice"
>ohhhh. Twilight started to think that she understood.
>>27327807
>"Well..that certainly confirms what your aunt has said about you"
>Fluttershy?
"What do you mean?"
>"What I mean is you have a soft spot for affection. I thought she may have exaggerated , but I guess she didn't. You become like a little baby foal when you're loved on...and thinking about it." Twilight let's out a cute little laugh "That's actually kind of adorable, considering it's you"
>Considering what now? hold on, you weren't..well...you were cute. But not to be mocked like that.
>You frown at her, slightly annoyed at her insinuation.
"hey!..come on. I'm not that bad..I just got too much into the moment. You know, like you do when you're reading a good book."
>But Twilight was still letting out small titters at the thought of it "Maybe so, but it doesn't make it any less cute. It's no wonder Fluttershy is so attached to you. I think she really thinks you're just a little foal who needs protecting all the time."
>What?! come onnnnnn...
"I-I'm not that bad. It's not that bad..it's just...I already said it, I don't need to say it again!...argh..let's just go."
>Your reaction intrigued Twilight, enough that she thought back to when she invited you..sorta by force. To read with her at the end of the day. She intellegently put two and two together. And wanted to tease you a little. Since you weren't reacting with too much animosity and it was just so darn cute. Plus, she just wanted to experiment...make a test."Alright Anon, but...let me ask you this. When we read Daring Do. Instead of laying next to eachother. How about you cuddle next to me under my wing. As I hear, you really enjoy that"
>You stop.....
>that bitch...THAT...BITCH...
>...fuck....
"...I.....erm...I mean....that's your call. It doesn't matter to me. I'm a guy, I don't need to get comfortable like you do"
>>27327832
>Twilight smirked, but she wouldn't pursue it further. That pretty much confirmed you had a weakness for affection. It seemed to butter you up. It made her curious as to see how you'd react when nestled under her wing. She hoped it would make you be more cooperative and friendly.
>For you however. You were both internally cursing Twilight and yet.....curious as to see how...dammit don't be curious. It's Twilight. She's gonna make you read a book. You didn't need a book. You had done tons of internet reading. You didn't need horse books. Especially since Daring Do was fucking real. Yeah....yeah...right...
>You both travel back to the castle. You don't say much to eachother at that point. or...you actually are the one avoiding too much conversation. She was up to something. You just new knew it.
>....speaking of up to something.
>When you both get back to the castle. There were mannequins set up around the cutie map...small mannequins...colt mannequins..
>And then behind one of them. Was Rarity.
>Rarity?
>It seemed she was adjusting the clothes on one of the mannequins.
>Sweetie Belle was there too, sitting on Rarity's seat.....she looked.....really annoyed.
>....joy
>>27327846
10 more posts (or more if they are short enough to be combined) and we will have 200 chapters. We...are very close. to 200....holy...fucking shit...where did my life go?
>>27327855
So I did a word count of the first 50 chapters. Man, I forgot I used to write even less than I did now. It's crazy. The word total is 122,830. This is before I started combining chapters or the quadruple lengths NMN chapter. So I'd say on average. every 50 chapters would come to 125k words. maybe more minus the first 50.
christ.
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>>27325494
I simply prefer it if people use colt or foal or the like. And kid seems more suited for the likes of rainbow dash, not royalty
>>27327262
That is not.
>>27327855
To Equestria
>>27327846
Sweet update Erf. Pretty cute and cozy.
I wonder why Sweetie is pissed though since I figured she was eager to help unless this is turning into some sort of mock date and etiquette thing.
Do you guys still want that shitty lewd I promised to make or you guys good? Half-way done with it.
>>27330074
Do it nigga
>>27327846
Just reading about the massage made me relaxed.
>>27326900
>>27323370
Glad you guys liked it. I'm starting to brainstorm how the next update will go, so expect it tomorrow
Alright ya fags, who's ready for some shitty lewd?
>>27331837
Let's see it
>>27331899
This format is disgusting, let me fix it.
>"Come this way, Anon. Next is our spa specialty and best routine yet, the full body massage." Lotus opens a door that led into a private room with a massage table in the middle.
>The table had several drawers on the side, probably to keep all the massage supplies in it.
>Man, the way she swayed her flank side to side as she entered the room... Eugh... Get your head out of the gutter, Anont…
> You realize your mind was over exaggerating her movements, making them seem more sexual than they were. She held the door open and let you step inside, closing the door behind you.
"Do I just get on the table and lie on my belly?
>"Mhm, exactly as you said, s'il vous plaît." You approach the massage table as Lotus pulls out a small stool to help you reach up, putting it away professionally once you comfortably lied on the table.
>Whoa, they even accommodated for short ponies, too. Definitely coming back here more often, not just for sexy cute spa ponies...
>"Now just relax, no talking, it is part of the experience. Breath in through your nose and out your mouth slowly in rhythm.... You can sigh if you want to. Forget all your stress and pain as I slowly make them melt away..."
>That last part caught you off guard as she said it so seductively. Like she said, relax, don't think about it too much... Unf... The more you thought the more aroused you got.
>It's nothing, A-Anon, all in your head, she probably said it that way to calm you down. Y-Yeah... Just to calm you down...
>You try to forget as you put your head through the little hole headrests at the edge of the table, closing your eyes and letting Lotus take control and carry you to paradise...
>Lotus took a bottle from one of the drawers in her mouth and started to apply a slippery substance onto your back.
>>27332021
>Lotus slowly rubbed the oil in circles with her hooves along your back, lubricating them enough to proceed. She began tracing both hooves along each side of your spine, releasing tension on your back.
>You melted like puddy on the table as her smooth touch molded into you muscles... Each gradual rub up and down your back in rhythm with your breathing.
>You've never had anything like it... All your worries soon faded away. Everything felt so sensitive to your touch, even the head rest wrapped around the perimeter of your face became more comfortable and soft...
>You let out a deep sigh, Lotus smiling as you do so, continuing to massage slowly down to the sides of your torso.
>She slowly kneaded away at the knots on the side of your body, the warm oil allowing her to glide gracefully along your fur. You're even surprised how they made lotion for skin AND fur...
>Wonder how jealous the fandom at home would be to know you're literally getting buttered up by a cute spa pony...
>You don't ponder on it too much as your brain calms back down, Lotus moving down towards your haunches.
>This time she uses the elbow of her foreleg to press down on your butt, causing you to tense up a bit.
>Her motions and touch loosens the tension and makes you slump down as your body slowly spreads out more on the table.
Lotus giggles at your reaction, but quickly stops herself, returning her professional demeanor and continuing the massage.
>>27332028
>Her cute giggle echoes in your mind, causing you to smile in your deep hypnotic state. Lotus slowly finishes up and runs her hooves down each of your legs, then focuses on one leg.
>She begins to rub each joint, applying more oil. Her hoof then met the frog of your hoof as she brushed against it lightly.
>Because your body had become so sensitive, her contact on the bottom of your hooves caused you to squirm and stifle a small giggle.
"Heheheh... S-Sorry, just kind of tickles..."
>"It's okay... Shhh, relax... I'll try to be more gentle..." She eased up and the tickling sensation went away.
>It felt just like a standard foot massage, but you know… Without the foot... Felt waaay better… Ooh...
>Once she finished the first leg, she began to massage the other. Lotus spoke up again. "Are you enjoying the massage? Don't say anything, just nod your head 'yes or 'no'..."
>You sigh in response, and she takes that as big 'Definitely'. She giggles again and says, "Glad you are..."
>After sometime she reaches your neck, upper back, back of your head, and forelegs, until she asks... "Okay, I need you to flip onto your back, s'il vous plaît." Oh boy, what if you get too excited?
>And the air exposed to your crotch after lying down so snug and warm... Eughhhh... You respond by slowly flipping over, having a hard time due to how calm your muscles had become.
>Now on your back, you can see how sexy and cute Lotus looked massaging your body. Her eyes were half-lidded not out of lust, but for genuine care and love for her job and to help you relax...
>>27332039
>She even looked relaxed just giving you the massage. Yet you couldn't resist considering them being lewd bedroom eyes. Easy, Anon Jr... Easy...
>Her applying the oil to your belly, relatively close to you crotch didn't help either. She seemed to notice your tenseness. "Is something wrong? Did I hurt you?"
>You shake your head as her concern snapped you out of it... After letting out another sigh, you close your eyes and return to your journey of bliss. Yet you kept them open just a bit to get a peep once in awhile...
>Lotus was a bit suspicious of what got you so tense randomly, but brushed it off and continued gracefully. She did the same techniques on your front body, sometimes using her hoof or the elbow of her foreleg.
>Sometimes she even pushed lightly, almost like delicate punches that meant more to soothe than hurt. But what she did next REALLY caught you off guard.
>You couldn't tell at the moment what she was doing because your eyes were closed, but you heard something step onto the table and felt more pressure on it, too.
>Then out of nowhere you felt something larger than hooves starting to rub against you. Your eyes open slowly as you see- OH FUCK!
>Lotus was on on top of you, slowly rubbing her body against yours, the same warm smile and half-lidded eyes as before.
"Uhh. Uhhh. Euuuuuughh. W-What are you doing?"
>Lotus stops and looks down at your uncomfortable expression. "Oh! I am so sorry, Anon. I should have asked if you were comfortable with this part of the massage. I wasn't sure you knew or not. The last part is a body-to-body massage to calm the spiritual mind as we bond physically together. I apologize if that's not what you wanted..."
>>27332049
>Her tone was one of disappointment, she didn't want you to leave having had such a bad experience.
"N-No no, it's okay, it just caught me off-guard a bit, that's all... You can... Erm... Continue..."
>Lotus internally sighs and returns to massaging her body against yours. Next time she would have to ask new clients about that part of the massage.
>But yet she found it odd, not many customers got as surprised as you did. You saw her cock her head to the side and produce this cute, thoughtful expression.
>Hnnnng, so cute.... Didn't expect this type of attention, and how she wasn't crushing you considering she was an adult... How did she do that? So delicate and careful...
>You had to be careful, she was catching on to you... Don't think Anon, don't think...
>Her belly and your crotch were just hovering inches away as she massaged. You could feel her breaths lightly kiss the sides of your cheeks. Hey, is it just you, or is it getting kinda hot in here...?
>She rotated on her side so she was rubbing more of your belly with the side of her body and her foreleg... Big mistake...
>The side of her back leg lightly brushed against your groin in her new position, causing more discomfort and for your cheeks to slowly turn red... No no no... It's too unbearable...
>Lotus pressed down a bit more as she noticed some more tension come back. She realized how uncomfortable you felt, but you said to continue, so she was hoping you'd ease up and finally relax one more time.
>The more intense friction against your crotch only aroused you more and more as it sent very faint waves of pleasure.
>Your dick couldn't take it any longer and began to slowly expose itself, throbbing slowly up and hardening at an agonizingly slow pace.
>>27332056
>Please don't notice please don't notice pleasepleaseplease...
>Squinting your eyes, you try to fight back your rising erection. Lotus was now afraid she was really hurting you.
>The moment was ruined with a light ‘thud’ hit the side of Lotus’ body. She froze on top of you as she looked straight forward at the wall, gasping.
>Her eyes widened and pupils dilated at the new presence against her fur. Lotus' cheeks also turned red as her breathing and yours became slightly heavier... She couldn't find the right words.
>Oh dear Celestia, you screwed up, if anyone finds out... WHYYY!!
>You open your eyes and look up at her expression... It wasn't one of disgust, that's for sure.
"I... I-I, uhhhh...."
>Silence. None of you spoke a word and stayed perfectly still, your cock pulsating against her flank. It took all your energy to resist humping against her...
>Lotus turns her head and looks down at where your 'friend' was touching her. She lifts a hoof up to her mouth, as her cheeks become even redder.
>"O-Oh my...!"
>Well, this was it, everyone will find out, Discord will send you away... Why must life be so cruel?-
>"I-I'm so sorry, I didn't know I had done that..." Lotus carefully gets off you, releasing pressure on your shaft as a small strand of precum is the only thing making contact anymore.
>She stands back next to the side of the table, looking as embarrassed as you did. "I apologize, I didn't know... It was just you were so small and I didn't see..."
"P-Please... Don't stop-"
>>27332064
>You cover your mouth with haste to avoid saying anything worse. You were still lying back, and with Lotus off of you, Anon Jr stood up high and uncovered.
>Lotus is taken aback at your response, she'd never stumbled onto a situation like this before, let alone with someone so young...
>She felt so unprofessional. A weird new feeling overtook her.
>"It's o-okay, Anon, sir. I'll just..." Lotus was very conflicted, she knew now you were REALLY stressed out and embarrassed. This wouldn’t leave a good impression. If word got out about this, her career was over.
"I didn't mean to say that, Lotus... I just... Just... GYAH!"
>You look back down, only to see what every horsefuckers dream was. Lotus, was examining your hard member, poking at it lightly. W-Wait is she really going to...
>"I have to take responsibility for my action, Anon. Now, please, relax and..." Her voice wavered a bit. "Forget all your stress and pain as I slowly make them melt away..."
>OOH BOY.... One part if you hoped this was a dream, another part... Couldn't agree even more. Lotus kept observing your shaft, her face changing to one of curiosity. She felt this weird haze overcome her, the more she stared the more hot she got...
>No, he was only a colt... But he looked so healthy and young... Nothing overboard, just relieve him. But that scent on you stallionhood, it really numbed her mind...
>She had never seen a stallion’s privates so close before. She had seen them before on magazines she accidentally found or from some of her friends describing it...
>Yet to actually see and... Touch one…
>>27332068
> Her breathing became heavier as she began to prod your cock with the tip of her hoof, beginning her ‘massage’ at the base. You try to hold back your moans just incase someone hears.
>Her hoof rubs the pelvic area around your cock, making sure not to touch it. She slides her entire foreleg down your leg as she moves alongside to the end of the table.
>Lotus hops onto the table and lies between your legs, Anon Jr inches away from her face. You felt her hot breaths along the tip, sending pulses of pleasure down your entire length.
>"Hold on just a moment..." She turns and rummages through one of the side drawers to extract a new container. "This is our finest oil and I see that for my carelessness, I must give you the best to make it up..."
>She opens the cap and lets the oil slowly cascade down onto your member, sending a warm sensation through your body... You struggle to not squirm as the oil runs down your sensitive cock.
>Lotus takes your shaft in her hooves and slowly rubs the oil all over, making you moan softly. She makes her way down from the tip to the base.
>Her hooves rubbed down to your legs, only to go back up to your crotch again... Your mind was filled with lustful haze, but was also very calm...
>She pushes down your stiff member so it lays on your belly, massaging it against your body and her hoof.
"Unf… It f-feels so good..."
>You give in and slightly squirm as Lotus slowly milks your young cock. Her eyes now looked lustful as the haze took over her mind.
>>27332074
>She hungrily played with you, bedroom eyes glued onto your shaft, only making you even harder.
>She lifts your dick back up, holding it by the base with one hoof and begins to rub the lower part of the tip with with the tip of her other hoof. She rubbed in slow small circles, each revolution sending a wave of pleasure into your mind...
>So badly did you want to just thrust it into her mouth, the teasing was painful... But she was the one doing the favor, so she was all yours.
>Lotus continued to tease as it built up, once you reached a new level of pleasure, she slowed down and stopped.
>You groaned in anguish as she let out a seductive chuckle. “Ah ah ah… This is suppose to be a relaxing and sensual experience… We can’t go too quick…”
>She began to trace upwards along your member, and once she reached the tip, she returned back to the bottom to repeat.
>The constant upwards motion didn’t provide too much pleasure, but enough to build you up and make you more sensitive.
>How was she doing that so well? She didn’t have hands, but the grip, the massaging, everything, it felt like delicate hands at work. You began to sweat and pant more heavily as she progressed.
“You’re j-just teasing me, L-Lotus… Eughhh….”
>”Let it be a lesson of patience… And discipline…” She lightly moaned as she grabbed you with both hooves, rubbing each one up and down your shaft in different directions but at the same gradual pace as before.
>She didn’t know what got to her, usually she was so professional and disciplined with this types of things… But seeing how young, how you found her attractive, how eager and aroused you look...
>Oh dear Celestia, it drove her wild... Especially he musty smell of your stallionhood...
>Lots of precum began to leak from the tip, allowing for more lubrication and more lewd sounds to emit from the hoofjob.
>>27332081
>Your legs began to shake as she began to fondle your balls while stroking your shaft at a now faster pace. Her was slightly agape, her hot panting breaths caressing the top.
“I’m… I’m close…”
>Lotus stopped fondling your balls and took your length in both hooves. She began to stroke you with both at a fast pace, inserting the tip in her mouth.
>Her lips didn’t touch your cock, or even the inside of her mouth, it was just inside it. The hot temperature in her mouth along with her fast strokes made your eyes move to the back of your head.
>Each time she panted, each glide on your member, sent a pulsating wave of electricity up to your brain.
>She was surprised you were lasting so long for such a young stallion, and even adult stallions don’t last this long. ”Just let all the stress out, let it all go…”
>The pace kicked up as you couldn’t hold it in anymore. Lotus eyes slowly began to go to the back of her head the harder you throbbed, indicating your close climax.
“Agggh… I’m coming!!”
>Right as you came, Lotus stopped stroking you as rope after rope of sticky cum filled into her mouth. Still, your erupting member didn’t come contact with her inner mouth or lips as you filled her up.
>Your dick launched barrage after barrage of jizz, painting the her throat milky white. Some ropes of cum dripped out along the sides of her mouth because of how much it was.
>When she thought you were finished, she slowly removed you from within her mouth. But you weren’t quite done… A couple small strands of cum escaped at the last second, covering her face with hot seed.
>>27332084
>She moaned in delight as you dirtied her face with your spunk, some even covering her eye that she had to close it. Oh god, she looked so lewd and sexy…
>You could get hard again and do it all over again to cover her up more… But you couldn’t, even with the surprising stamina boost, your dick couldn’t take anymore.
“Oghh… I can’t feel anything right now...”
>”Mmmmm…”
>Both of you panted heavily as the heat between each other subsided. Your muscles began to retract and relax again, causing you to slump back on the table.
>You look back up and see Lotus swishing around your semen in her mouth, savouring and tasting it… She pulled back her head a bit and took several gulps as you saw your spunk ooze down her throat, lump after lump.
>She gasped and showed her tongue to show she didn’t waste a single drop in her mouth.
>”Mmm… So healthy and fresh… Oh, it seems like I’ve made a mess, let me clean it up…” Her tongue began to glide up from the base of your length, to the tip.
>Only the tip of her tongue touched you as she slowly licked up the remaining cum that didn’t get into her mouth. Then finally, she engulfed your entire length slowly into her mouth, caressing it with her lips and sucking any remaining seed on your cock.
>You spazzed out as your overly sensitive member was being blowed teasingly by Lotus’ lips and tongue, even to the point where it started to hurt a bit… Yet she only did it once and very slowly, letting the tip escape her lips with an audible ‘pop’.
>The remaining jizz on her face was scooped up with her hoof, licking it off seductively and slowly… Wooo… Since when did she become so l-lewd? Could all ponies get this lewd…?
>“So… Anon… Consider this a one time and special treatment for my unprofessionalism before…”
>>27332088
>She came closer and whispered into your ear. “Please don’t tell anyone about this… If you’re a good stallion, I can MAYBE give you another ‘happy ending’ the next time you come in…”
>Again, you began to blush profusely at her sexy remark.
“C-Come again?”
>”Mhm… And again and again... But the massage time is up, and you’ve been such a cooperative and amazing client, Anon!”
>You had no idea what was happening anymore, your mind was in la-la land, the thought of a sexy mare sucking on your cock engulfed you into more lewd fantasies.
>Your tongue hung out as your throbbing cock began to calm down and become flaccid again, hiding away from the world.
>Lotus rolled her eyes, gave a small smile, and giggled. “I didn’t know I did THAT good of a job…”
“Y-Yeah, with your mouth this t-time…”
>After regaining your composure, Lotus helped you clean yourself up and as did you help clean up any remaining jizz that was on her mane or fur.
>You both exited the room and acted like no sexual actions occurred within that room or ever between you two in your lives. Though you had a hard time keeping yourself from slipping in front of Twilight when you two met up.
>’Sooooo, Anon…! How was your massage? I can say I REALLY enjoyed mine…’
“Y-Yeah, she has a nice grip…”
>’Huh? What do you mean?’
“I MEAN- UH! She had a nice grip while massaging me! You know, not too firm, but firm enough to feel nice… Hehe…”
>>27332088
>If your Saturday Morning cartoon knowledge told you anything, it was that she’d brush it off and wouldn’t be suspicious of anything.
>‘Hmmm… Okay! Alright, now that we got to relax, let’s head back to the castle and prepare for our Everfree Safari!’ Hah, too easy… Both you and Twilight approached the twins to give your proper thank you’s and goodbye’s.
>‘Thank you both so much for a wonderful experience… You have no idea how friendship problems can be sooo stressful.’ Twilight let out a small giggle at her out comment.
“Oh yeah, that was pretty amazing, I wouldn’t mind coming back again.”
>’Wow, Anon, I didn’t think you’d enjoy it THAT much… Or do you just like being pampered...?’ Twilight gave you a dirty smug look.
>”He really did enjoy his massage, maybe a little too much that he might have developed a crush on me,” said Lotus. GAAAH! All these mares teasing you! Eugggh…Make it stooooop...
>*Aww, Lotus, you got him blushing… He looks so cute,* said Aloe. Jesus christ, make it stoooooooop…!
“WHA- PFFF. No! Both are just really good at their jobs, that’s all! Hey! I thought we were supposed to be equals, Twilight.”
>’We are, has a good friendly teasing ever harmed anyone?’ You let out a nervous chuckle.
“Ehehe… Uhm, s-sure… I guess not...”
>All 3 mares laugh at your expression, especially Lotus found it very funny. You all said goodbye and thank you for the treatment. But right before you stepped out of the door, you looked back towards Lotus and Aloe at the counter.
> Both waved goodbye and gave you each a seductive wink. Oh boy… S-She even told Aloe. Now you were really afraid of what’s to come your next return to the spa.
>You bolt out of the door, only to hear faint giggling the farther you went to catch up with Twilight.
Here's your dirty smut, ya horny fucks. Hopefully it isn't too shitty for your tastes.
>>27332109
0/10, I came
>>27332109
TWAS good m8y
to bad lotus didntBen Dover for anon
>>27332230
>saving the thumbnail
>>27332230
Hey, that's my job... Still, well punned, friendo.
>>27332109
You did good man
I'm writing niggas, but for some reason 4chan is being a bitch
>>27334115
Write on word, don't write on the reply box
>>27334660
That's what I'm doing. I will end by tonight but since is already Erf time I'll indeed post it tomorrow
>>27332109I am sated.
>>27327846
>Twilight noticed Rarity and the mannequins And she didn't understand what the hell was going on. But because it was Rarity. She also wasn't distraught. She was merely curious as to what was going on.
>As for you, you knew why Sweetie Belle wa shere...but why also Rarity? And why did Sweetie Belle look annoyed?
>You walked over to Sweetie Belle as Rarity spoke to Twilight.
"Heya Sweetie Belle....what's up? You look er...unhappy about something."
>Sweetie Belle looks at you, she was sitting on that chair with her head laying on her hoof. She looked so grumpy. "You think?"
>Ouch, that was a little venomous...was she mad at you?
"....Not anything I did right?"
>Sweetie Belle shook her head, then lifted her head so she could point at her sister.
>You look over to Rarity, who seemed to be discussing something about you with Twilight. She looked pretty excited....and if she was pretty excited. Ohhhhh...it's that trope.
"Let me guess, she found out what you were doing for me and you're annoyed that she wants to help. Right?"
>Sweetie Belle blinked in confusion. She was surprised and utterly confused that you managed to get it exactly. "How did you know?"
>You almost smirk about managing the guess. That's pretty good stuff. But you hold it in. Didn't wanna piss of Sweetie Belle.
"Ehhh, well. You didn't mention anything about her coming along. So...I'm guessing she sort of kinda imposed herself."
>Sweetie Belle let out a groan and bent over onto the table. Annoyed. "tch, yeah. But she said she'd be my assistant. and SHE better keep it that way. This is a royal mission given to me by Princess Cadence. And I want to show that I can do this."
>...could she even?
>You look around at the mannequins.
"And what are those for?"
So shall I make a new thread sometime soon? Any requests for OP?
>>27334952
Erf seems to be posting so let's give it some time
>>27334957
We just have to survive the night
>>27334952
Put this with the rest
http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
>>27326900
Anontonio is currently in a limbo with all his hopes and dreams crushed while I eat lasagna. Also, untill I've got a little more free time. Probably a day or two till next update.
>>27334952
>>27334961
I'll take care of it.
Already though of the edition, will probably use the same pic tho.
Fucked up posting the name but here it is: >>27335016
>>27334907
>"oh that?" Sweetie Belle looks around at all the mannequins, then looked upon you. Eyeing you for some reason. As if she was trying to imagine you as something else. "She wants you to try on a few things. Saying that a "Filly of Diamond Tiara's position" should have a colt with "visual flair". It's kinda a good idea. But she's gonna make you look like a dork."
>You were right. Rarity probably just wanted to help though. And really, Rarity was probably the better choice. Especially when it came to clothes. You felt pretty confident she could make you look stylish.
>Sweetie Belle then notices something odd about you. You seemed shinier and cleaner than usual. "So what were you doing all day?"
"Oh..er, I was at the spa."
>"Oh. Well that's good then. That should help you get super prepared for the date. But remember Anon" Sweetie Belle hopped off her sister's seat and looked at you with serious and hardened eyes. "You have to pass my test before you're ready. Or else you're just gonna screw things up."
>Wut?
>You actually take offense to that. You weren't THAT bad
"Woah hold on, Diamond is already head over hooves over me. I just need some sprucing up. Not some sort of major change."
>Sweetie Belle sighed as her horn began to glow and spark. Her eyes were half closed. "It's a good thing I brought this..."
>Brought what?
>You took a quick glance to your right only to be whapped with a newspaper on the left side of your face.
"Wha! HEY! What was that for?!"
>"For talking back to a lady like that. You're being high and mighty again. Nopony likes it when you're being a jerk"
>But...BUT, she's the one that...
"What?! how am I the jerk when you j-OWW!"
>She whaps you again. This time on the head "Just accept it Anon. I gotta be hard on you or else you'll just screw things up"
>Grrr...how humiliating. Being smacked up by the marshmellow of the fucking group.
>>27334984
Sorry for breaking the 500 barrier but how about this pic?
>>27335074
Do gifs even work for OP posts? Go ahead if you want to just copy and paste the current new thread's OP.
>>27335091
Gifs really don't work in OP posts but if you click on it you can see the whole thing, which I think will be good. But now I don't want to confuse anyone...
>>27335096
If you can get me a pic better then the current OP pic for a "lewd edition" then I'll remake this: >>27335016
>>27335109
Well let me try not to fuck this up
>>27335109
And again
>>27335109
and for the final let me go fucking kill myself
>>27335139
This is the closest to what I can work with but I think it would be better with Discord involved, does any Anon have that image of Discord saying "you're kidding right" and pointing to the right.
>>27335027
>>27335027
>And you were the one being high and mighty apparently...
"Fine..ok"
>You take a moment to rub where she hit you. Dammit, who would of thought getting hit by a rolled up newspaper would sting.
>"Good" Sweetie puts the newspaper onto the seat and starts to eye you over. Then she starts circling around you "Anon, this isn't going to be easy. I gotta somehow make you into the sweetest and nicest colt ever. You may be a hero, but you're also kind of a mean guy."
>.....you nearly growl..where does he get off?
>"But that's why I'm he-"
>"Anon, darling! can you come here a moment. I'd like to talk with you about something" Rarity called out for you. And already you could see Sweetie Belle getting further frustrated.
>Sweetie Belle looks over to where her sister is, who stoof at the far end of the room with Twilight, using her magic to cycle through outfits. "Rarity! hold on. I already started."
>Yikes, Sweetie Belle seemed extra agitated. Seems she really did want to do this on her very own. Maybe she just wanted to prove she could complete a royal request by herself?
>"I can see that Sweetie Belle, but you can't just expect Anon to follow along unless he's well dressed for it. He needs to practice while in the clothes he plans to wear. that way if there's anything extra to learn. He'll be ready to learn it"
>Sweetie Belle let out a groan, then whined at her sister. She walked up to her at a slow pace while rolling her eyes. "Rarity, you said you'd be my assistant."
>"And I am, You'll still do whatever you want to do. But you can't expect me to let you teach him what you..erm..." Rarity actually did feel she'd be the better teacher. But, she promised her sister she'd take an assistant position. And in her mind, she was doing just that. She also had a little doubt in her sister's abilities. "..plan to teach him looking like that. It's just a teeny tiny miniscule detail in the grand design."
New thread:
>>27335016
>>27335016
>>27335016
>>27335265
>Twilight just stood there, observing. She didn't know what she could add to this. Now that it was actually happening. But she was definitly intrigued by it. You, needing girl training? she found it fascinating due to how abstract it seemed.
>"You promise? You'll let me handle the major stuff?" Sweetie Belle asked, she really...REALLY..wanted this yeesh, her and Cadence must have really bonded during their short time together..
>"But of course, I already promised haven't I? I am but your assistant....." Rarity does a courteous bow, Then looks to you, snapping back to her luxurious self. "Now then, Anon. Can you come here for a moment?"
>...oh lord. so this is how it was going to be? Well...it shouldn't be too bad. This was Rarity afterall. As long as you don't bitch and complain. She should do a damned good job Just gotta remember not to step over Sweetie Belle's hooves too. You had to act as if Rarity was part of the smaller picture.
"Yes, of course miss Rarity. Ma'am"
>You walk over to Rarity, who immediately gives you a gentle pat on the head "I don't even see why you need any conditioning, you seem to be the gentlecolt you always are."
>To Sweetie Belle, that was a threat to her cause.
>But to Twilight, the fact that at this point she was getting used to who you were. She found the fact Rarity considered you a gentlecolt at this point very....off. "Rarity, you don't think Anon needs a little help with his attitude?"
>>27335313
>Rarity scoffed at the very thought. She only really thought you needed a better wardrobe. "Whatever do you mean? Anon has always demonstrated a sense of class and respect. Even if he does do something less than proper from time to time, he still acts with upmost of respect towards his fellow ponies. I've never seen him ever need an attitude adjustment. Don't tell me you let that whole Starlight fiasco sour your opinion, remember. He was only helping with a friend. And yes...I am completely remember what she did to us. But that was then, and this is now....." Rarity looks to you and gives and raises her hoof above you, in a presenting manner. "And our little hero colt, on his own, has demonstrated both amazing bravery and remarkable diplomacy by making friends and even rehabilitating Starlight Glimmer." Rarity didn't seem to understand at all why Twilight seemed doubtful and Sweetie Belle was really wanting to "teach" you. "I don't understand, you both act as if their's a problem."
>You nearly blushed from embarrassment. wow, Rarity held you pretty high up in that pedestal. You couldn't really think of a moment where you acted in a very offensive way towards her. And making up for the fact you ruined that dress must have really blown her away considering how well you compensated her. Speaking of dress, you had a hard time remembering what that was for. Wasn't it for some festival or something?...huh..
>"So he's never acted in a way that would. You know, make you angry with him? At all?" Twilight asked, she found it hard to believe she never noticed. Considering the way you interacted with her was completely different and animosity filled as compared to the respect you were showing towards the white pony.
>Rarity shook her head "No, he's always respectful in his manner of speech. He has a slip up here and there but nothing to fret over. Is there something I should be aware of?"
>>27335304
My personal soundtrack for Anon and DT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShKWIL7VXQ
>>27335342
>Twilight didn't know if she should say anything. But Sweetie Belle did. She wanted to get things started. And she was surprised at how ignorant Rarity seemed. "Rarity, I know he acts like a gentlecolt towards you. But he's like...the total opposite with everypony else. That's why Princess Cadence asked me to help him with his dating issues. I'm going to be the one to make him into an actual gentlecolt."
>Oh come on Sweetie Belle...you weren't that bad....sorta.
>You frowned, hearing how she thought of you compared to how Rarity thought of you was a mood killer. What made it worse was that Rarity was right in front of you. It made you feel like a fake smuck.
>Twilight then chimes in. Feeling Sweetie Belle's assessment might be a little harsh. "Sweetie Belle, you make it sound like Anon is , as your sister would put it, "a brute". Anon is just very, he just...has a different outlook on life. You have to understand that it could take him months to even years to fully adjust to his new life. And,despite a few setbacks, Anon has been doing rather well for himself. He just has a few issues here and there."
>that save by Twilight seemed to have put Rarity in a better mood. She nodded in agreement with Twilight. "Indeed, Anon here is still rather young and impressionable. And the life he's lived before coming to Ponyville must have been very unpleasant .So, in my opinion, I wouldn't say he's the exact opposite of a gentlecolt. I'd say he just has a few loose threads...and speaking of threads..." Rarity uses her magic to float over a cute little black tux with a very nice bow tie. "Twilight, would you be a dear and hold Anon up for me so I can dress him."
>>27335394
>more bow ties
Anon should request the superior manly version his date,the necktie.
>>27335394
>Sweetie Belle grumbled. She wanted to say something. But now she felt it was three against one. She felt she knew better than Twilight or her sister. And she thought that if she could just fix you in her own way. Not only would her observations be the truth. But she'd also have some royal cred to her name. "Mnnn..just remember, when you dress him. It's my turn."
.>"Yes,yes. I know, no need to repeat yourself Sweetie Belle. I fully understand my role. Now then. Anon, I want you to be perfectly still. Can you do that?"
>That shouldn't be too hard. You knew you were in good hooves in Rarity's presence. "Yes Miss Rarity, and can I say something before we start?"
>"Of course you can"
>you hesitate, you thought that maybe it wouldn't be the best idea to defend yourself. But. You just wanted to let Rarity know that Twilight and even Sweetie Belle were right. You felt that if she got it straight from the horses mouth. That this could prevent some sort of major disappointment in the future. Or maybe it was just you nervously covering your bases.
"I'd just like to say. That Twilight and Sweetie Belle are kind of right. I sometimes act out, or get a little mean. I know you think of me as a gentlecolt, but sometimes I'm just....not"
>Rarity looked down at you for a moment, her expression not changing in the slightest. Then she smiled at you. and patted your head once again "Anon, your honesty and willing to admit your faults is very admirable. My opinion of you has not changed. So you needn't worried. Alright?"
>That actually felt nice. Unlike Twilight. Rarity didn't seem to be sperging over it. She understood...or at least was fairly forgiving. It felt nice to be treated like this. Treated like despite your shortcomings, you were still a good guy.
"Thank you, Miss Rarity. hmm..so..umm..all I have to do is just relax right?"
>Rarity nodded "mhmmm, allow Twilight and myself to do the work. Twilight, you don't mind being an assistant to an assistant do you?"
>>27335435
>Twilight shook her head "Not at all Rarity, I'd always here if you need my help. You know that. Besides, I want to see how this all comes together. It's all too interesting to just walk away now. So..just lift him up? That should be easy enough" Twilight aims her horn at you, and covers you in her purple telekinetic aura.
>You let out a soft squeak as you slowly lift off the ground. It always felt a little scary being lifted like this. But it was easier to also get relaxed shortly after.
>Rarity looked you over as you hovered about. "hmmmm...before we get him in the proper attire. Let's..." Rarity's own horn starts to glow as various brushes,combs, sprays, and other such items lift up from a bag set down beside her. "Close your eyes Anon"
"Ok...mnn, what are you going to do?"
>"I'm going to style your mane into one that no mare could resist looking over. Then after that, it's only a matter of making sure the clothes I pick out for you fit the style. Now close your eyes for me, please" She asks you in a polite manner. She looked pretty primed to get to work on you. But again, this wasn't some cheap makeup floozy. This was Rarity. An expert in her craft. There was nothing to worry about. No, the only thing you had to worry about was Sweetie Belle. And....maybe Rainbow Dash. It wasn't connected to the situation in anyway. But no fucking doubt she isn't going to let what happened die that easily. You'd have to watch yourself. Especially now that your exploits are becoming more known.
>>27335470
thats it for the night
This thread must live!
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