603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
Maud's been coming back around on her compatibility with her sister's friends. It might be likely she's still viewing them in the frame of visiting with Pinkie, but being more comfortable around them in general is still a positive step. So far she seems to be the most traveled other sister, too. Do Marble and Limestone get to get around Equestria much, or are they still mostly spending time on the family rock farm? Does Maud write to them, too? Even if Pinkie may be her favorite sister?
>>27003667
Previous thread.
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
First for Sunset is best pony.
Cloudy and Ingenious Pie are rural hicks who let a rock mate them for life.
>the fillyposters didn't win
there is a god
>>27009581
but what about glasses human
>>27009646
I guess they do have to sleep like the rest of us.
>>27009646
I am quite surprised, I thought they had scripts set up and everything.
>>27009642
>Entire farm is covered in crystals.
>They seem really keen on making them.
>He only hits her because he loves her.
The Pie Family cooks meth.
>>27009680
>derpydom
...unf?
>>27009680
Horse
Japanese Horse
>>27009680
daapi
>>27009680
Rainbow Dash.
Gembutt is best whorse
>>27009680
Should I touch the Japanese horse?
P
>>27009733
>>27009745
ony
O
C
>>27009708
>>27009746
>Derpy i the Japanese horse.
>Japan clearly finds Applejack to be the real hunk
Filthy Americans know nothing!
How the hell is there still not art of Marker pone dressed up as the Statue of Boops?
T
>I sent MLPG a bunch of letters!
whatever you guys
>>27009770
Because Marker wasn't made from a country of Muslim worshiping surrender frogs.
Moondancer has never cum like this before.
help
I've been buried by a bunch of letters
please call the fire department for me
>>27009768
For once nips have pretty good taste. How long ago were those polls?
>>27009807
I told her having a cock was great
she should make it bigger
>>27009646
And her name is Celestia, hallowed be thy cheeks, supple be thy butt.
>>27009817
I don't know, but I do know that the Japs are about as fucked up as we are when it comes to horse cartoons.
>>27009826
That doesn't seem possible, I heard interest in horses has waned considerably. Interest in human horses seems to have skyrocketed, however.
Free cider forever!
>>27009839
Just add tentacles and censor bars.
>>27009847
Dash, you still have to pay for it.
>>27009915
can she play in...clouds?
I'm looking forward to seeing Glimmer again.
I hope they do a better job with "A Christmas Carol" than they did with "The Gift of the Magi".
>>27009920
Of course, look how fun it is to play in clouds!
LOVE APPLES
>>27009937
HOW
>>27009940
Any way you can.
Impregnate Gemdork.
Do it now!
>>27009946
Okay but I'm gonna need her to scream cheesy hentai dialogue
You know, stuff like "I want your weird monkey sperm to rape my ovaries"
Years of internet porn have ruined me
>>27009959
She expects the same from you.It's going to be completely awkward sounding from both of you, you may end up both breaking out into laughter
>>27009934
what a playful pony
>>27009946
No. I stay faithful to the best.
>>27009968
>end up both breaking out into laughterThat's the sexiest part. After our guards are down the serious breeding can begin
>>27009975
>After our guards are down
I don't know about you, but I prefer my guardserect
>>27009975
That sounds fun.
Satisfy the nerdy mares!
>>27009990
Yeah, and then eight hours later when we're sweaty and exhausted we can talk about Firefly or something
>>27009927
I don't like Glimmer all that much because she's TOO CUTE. She's really really bad for muh heart.
>>27009990
>ywn cuddle her and ruffle her mane while she embarassely points out she thinks she's not cute at all.
;_;7
colt had a bad dream
can he curl up with you? why are you still up, anyway?
>>27010056
How did you get out of the pit, what the fuck
>>27010060
colt magic
>>27010106
What did she mean by this?
>>27010119
I think she's going to fuck the cello
>>27010123
I think she's going to let Vinyl watch her fuck that cello
>>27010069
I want to put that colt in a dress
>>27009775
>a f x m s l l d a f t y y u r s
Wow, thanks for the letters Twilight!
>>27009990
I want to make her a mom.
If I impregnate a princess
do I become a prince or her prince consort
There are no pictures of Frazzle Rock satyrs on derpibooru.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET MORE EPISODES WITH THE BABBY?
>>27010186
But I don't want to make her a mom I just want to hang out and do nerd stuff with her and maybe have the most awkward sex after arts and crafts with gems
>>27010193
More Smoky Chernobyl? (Or is it Dusty "Twin" Towers?)
Hey, I was surprised by how funny it was.
>>27010193
I want an episode about just shiny, Cadance, and Flurry
>>27010220
she's so happy it's morning
>Today is National Coffee Cake Day
>>27010254
COFFEE?
AND CAKE?
TOGETHER!??
>>27010258
YES
>>27010267
sorry pinkie, national holidays are for humans only
go celebrate the sun or something
>>27010267
Pinkie Pie, it's all for you! Enjoy!
You have impregnated a pony
what's your offspring's name?
I always wonder if I'd wake up feeling like shit if I had a cute pony to love me
>>27010292
XXDark_Sonic69XX
>>27010292
Flower ChildI impregnated my waifu right?
>>27010298
maybe you cheated on your waifu
>>27010295
You would not.
Is there a Lady Justice pone?
>>27010353
Apparently not
>>27010302
No never
>>27010292
Big McLargeHuge
PSSSD gave me PTSD.
why am i so hard for milfy pones this morning
i have a really strong desire to give all the milfs of equestria rimjobs and hoof massages and dickings like they haven't had in years, showing them their more mature bodies are still a huge turn-on to young guys
>>27010375
She's the best milfexcept Cadanceon the show
>>27010375
are you going to let them hear that
>>27009640
She's not even a pony anymore.
Just some lame Monster High girl ripoff designed for shilling toys.
>>27010381
No Cookie Crumbles is best MILF followed by Cadance and Mrs.Cake.
Harsh has no foals. She is disqualified
>>27010390
All ponies are designed to shill toys. What's your point?
>>27010382
Considering how they used to imagine fairies back then, that doesn't seem to unlikely.
>>27010384mrs. cake, rarity's mom, twilight's mom, harshwhinny, they're all welcome to come over and sit on my face and let me do really subby things to them
>>27010375
How about MILF-y birdhorses?
Burpy Hooves
>>27010390
all the more reason to free her from that horrible place and return her to her proper form in her rightful home
>>27010432
Do you think if Sunset didn't trap herself in Humanworld she'd be a milf by now?
>>27010424
yes please
i want to pleasure all the older mares like they haven't been in yearsand i want them to call me son
>wanting to shag ugly mares well past their prime
>>27010446
What about, uh, "unconventionally pretty" young mares?
Take the Fap to Gemdork challenge!
>>27010449
>unconventionally pretty
Has your mom never told you that you shouldn't lie?
>>27010446
they're not well past their prime though
filly filly
>>27010454
Candyass is
>>27010449
>challenge
No it isn't.
>>27010461
The Empress is the second youngest alicorn. I'd say she's well in her prime.
>>27010371
Did you take that pic yourself?Jedziesz na pyrkon?
>>27010478
She's married. She had a baby. She's ruined.
She's past her prime
>>27010461
just because she's had a foal doesn't mean her pussy is blown out and stretched out and her walls would barely caress your dick, you could probably shake your dick back and forth in there like ringing a bell
that's not at all what her permanently gaping pussy would be like
Don't forget Married Rich!
>>27010490
She's ugly as shit
>>27010490
I want her to laugh at my wallet
>>27010492
Which raises a question: since Filthy Rich seems to be a genuinely nice (sort of) guy, what led him to marry such a urchin? She's ugly, has a terrible behaviour and is generally unpleasant.
Could DT be the outcome of a shotgun wedding?
>>27010502
that is the least attractive thing i have ever seen
>>27010503
this sounds like the beginning of a lot of my daddy-daughter incest fics
>>27010503
>Filthy got Spoiled pregnant at a bachelor party
>She was a pennyless hick and simply took advantage of the situation
>Filthy was forced to dump his girlfriend, who he loved very much
>Whenever he sees DT, he's constantly reminded of the day his life was ruined forever
>>27010490
I always wonder how did she get her cutie mark. Did she say "I'm going to be a gold-digger when I grow up" and it appeared or what
>>27010518
If it wasn't for the cutie mark you couldn't even tell who it is supposed to be
>>27010520
>"What's a burden, daddy?"
>"Go check in the mirror, sweetie."
>>27010526
The hair is also pretty DT.
>>27010533
>>27010534
cutest and most precious filly ever
>>27010540
That's an interesting way to spell "Greedy and expensive"
>>27010540
Not even close.
>>27010503
Maybe it was an arranged marriage.
>>27010534
I legitimately thought it was supposed to be Sweetie Belle at first
>>27010503
>She's ugly, has a terrible behaviour and is generally unpleasant.
I bet she's hung like a Clydesdale.
>>27010548
>>27010560
Maybe they adopted, and Spoiled Rich is actually a stallion.
Then, when DT was 1, they had her fur surgically recolored to make her seem more akin to her 'mother'.
Just had a nervous breakdown at work
Please post the cutest pone you have
Please
>>27010584
Here you go mate
>>27010584Sorry to hear that
>>27010584
This pony that has a lot of nervous breakdowns herself says that it'll be okay Anon.
I mean, seriously, look at her! Even the Northwests from Gravity Falls would better at parenting.
She looks fine without the exaggerated snootle.
>>27010584
I'm sorry for you
I hope things can work out
>>27010600
She also looks kinda more fuckable and less urchin-like, in her daughter's fantasies.
>>27010599
I think she's hot
>>27010599
I dunno about that, dude
Remember the bell
>>27010600
I don't like it
>>27010584
>>27010607
Hey, at least the Northwests tried to warn Pacifica about the fact that shewill have to live with JUST ONE PONY.
Spoiled would have probably put the blame on DT.
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>>27010584Did you start crying or something related to co-workers??
today is National Beer Day
post drunk horses
>>27010584
#FillyNation
Coco!
>>27010621I got berated by other people whose work cannot start until mine is done.
I'm the only one doing my job, and I just can't keep up. I don't know if it's because it's just me, or because I'm too slow or incompetent, but I feel incredibly anxious about the whole thing and had to hide on a room to cry.
I'm doing what I can, I swear I am, but I'm just not good enough
>>27010644
GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM!
>>27010625
why only one day for beer
>>27010650
talk to your boss that you need more people for the job at least.
>>27010661
I believe it has to do with the end of Prohibition.
I hope we see more of this shithole in the future.
Please stop bullying Spoiled Rich.
I love her
>>27010752
>Mospaw
>>27010755
She's an horrible pony and hardly deserves to live. I'm honestly baffled her husband didn't ask for a divorce, yet.
>>27010650
One thing I learned about shit jobs is that the harder you work the more people will take advantage of you
>>27010752
I'd live there.
I bet rent is a bitch though.
>>27010752
Why are Griffons so slavic?
>>27010762
She's a lovely pony
Don't make me fight you
>>27010755
I'll go back to Sunburst then.
>>27010650
How new are you on this particular job?
>>27010763Also the less you're paid the more expendable you are and thus the less you're valued. They would rather use young kids as hard as possible and rehire an entirely new staff (with their streamlined hiring process) every three months than just keep a fuller staff. Why? Because it's cheaper.
>>27010768
their body structure makes easier to squat
>"Hi there, Gilda! How do you do!"
>"Hi pony pink! Me very happy to see you! Want drink with griffin? I want talk about our great leader Pawtin! Have vodka with me!"
*Incoherent Screaming
>>27010789I just started, never did it before
>>27010773
>>27010824
I will suck both their dicks
>>27010522
I think she's meant to be a wedding planer which for somebody who is as much of a massive bitch as her it seems a poor profesion.
>>27010852
>"Oh, Mrs. Rich...I think I'm having second thoughts on this marriage..."
>"Nonsense, dear! He's got loads of money and that's what matters!"
>"But...what about love?"
>"Don't worry, toying with a 24k gold dildo for a couple weeks will free you from such a silly worry."
>>27010863
...French diamond dogs?
>>27010852
>>27010865
New headcanon acquired
In the news, Filthy Rich personally supervised the selection for his wife's maids.
Colt said "LET'S GET RIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS".
>>27010808Just keep your head up. New jobs are overwhelming. You'll get faster after a few weeks.
>>27010899
>"Ah...I'm s-sorry, Mr. Rich...p-please, don't punish me..."
>>27010752
I'd like to see it rebuilt or at least getting rebuilt.
>>27010922
You mean...the creation of new places to squat in?
>>27010899
Is it wrong to find it kind of hot that she appears to be a blank flank?
>>27010935
Oh anon, her cutiemark is covered by the dress.Only Filthy Rich sees it regularly.
It's called "The First Night". A new rule she came up with. It means that she gets to have you for the first night after you marry your waifu, and then you're allowed to copulate with her.
>>27010956
>A new rule she came up with
Fuck no, it's called "ius primae noctis". Twalot is a fucking hack, I tell ya.
>>27010956
But she is my waifu
Reminder that all ponies are at dick-sucking height.
>>27010935
>>27010941
Maybe she's a really late cutie mark bloomer. The show hasn't set a precedent over how long a pony can take to find their talent right? It must be why she's resigned herself to servitude.
>>27010964
And that they also have the scary tendency to bite out of the blue
>>27010964
There's too much height discrepancy between ponies for ALL of them to be dicksucking height
Either the fillies are too short or the princesses are too tall, it doesn't work both ways
>>27010967
Or maybe she's just good at getting dick from her employee.
>>27010502
Pony wants to be a sexual object.
>>27010941
Her cutiemark should be partially visible, no?
I'd like to think their cutiemarks are covered up with make up or something. That way they don't stand out and can look like proper servants.
>>27010964
My headcannon is that Celestia is 'no bucket required' height though.
>>27010977
Not pony related.
>>27011004
>replying
>>27010995
>Dashfags
>>27010990
https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/de/ec/deeca2f4be6fa8a1c05c5ac08bf43d6a.jpg
The right nipple should be visible as well, but its not. Happens so damn often. Artists are lazy as hell everywhere. Why life is so cruel?
>>27011035
I can't believe giivasunner is fucking dead
>>27011035
I would listen to Ponebop with Fluttershy
>>27011035
>>27011040
why'd you kill him
B
O
O.
P
>>27011170
>>27011175
>>27011184
>>27011190
who let this happen?
comfy clothed pone
![232093__safe_rainbow+dash_smiling_animated_cute_simple+background_scootaloo_edit_eyes+closed_transparent+background[3].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6QZRLRe.gif "232093__safe_rainbow+dash_smiling_animated_cute_simple+background_scootaloo_edit_eyes+closed_transparent+background[3].gif")
>>27011195
>>27011232
why so mad
Just rewatching the season 5 finale
I wonder if they will ever expand on the cutie mark magic thing they had in Twily's speech at the beginning
>>27011195
The beb
Pony is absolutely torn between her breakfast
there's organic soy milk, that some sources say may have adverse benefits and is kind of expensive
there's regular milk, that a lot of sources say it has adverse benefits but is really cheap
What will pony do
Why isn't there a definite study between organic soy milk and regular milk
She is so confused
>>27011286
buy regular milk
>>27011286
get almond milk
>>27011270
>>27011293
Pony has tried both, but she's been feeling kind of short of coin lately and has returned to regular milk
the problem is that she read some interesting news about the fact that milk depletes calcium and that most countries that don't consume dairy foods do not have osteoporosis at all!
>>27011304
Pony reminds you that almond milk costs as much, if not more, than soy milk!
>>27011286
get 2% milk
>>27011309
>>27011286
Get pony milk straight from the tap.
>you will never drink Celestia's motherly milk
>>27011309
almond and soy are way better for you
I've been cutting down on my dairy/red meat intake and have been feeling noticeably better throughout the day
I'd say it's worth it
Best filly.
>>27011337
they all have their ups and downs, that's the problem. The more you read, the more they all seem pretty shitty.
Then again I might just not buy milk that's 2 $ a gallon
>>27011353
where
Is she behind the BDSM slut
>>27011362
>BDSM silver
unf
>>27011335
I'd rather Cadance
>>27011365
look up art anon's thread in the sub, it's full of bdsm silver stuff
I can't find it on derpibooru for some reason
I want to hurt this filly past her limits.
>>27011353
's best friend
>>27011383
pastebin.com/DK21fjWz
pastebin.com/c348Pg2X
Why is Maude so great?
>>27011268
Looking back, the finales have been pretty "what the fuck" with the exception of season 1
>s02e25 ends with 'Cadance' setting Twilight to Pony hell, wedding finale continues with an invasion of shapeshifters
>s03e13 ends with Twilight ascending
>s04e26 has a Dragon Ball fight between Tirek and Twilight
>s05e25 has a total war in Equestria going on
>>27011365
THOSE FILLIES ARE TOUCHING BUTTS
INTERLOCKING TAILS
BLUSHING AND SWEATING
>>27011286
>that a lot of sources say it has adverse benefits
Just have European ancestry and you are fine.
>>27011383
Please don't beat up little girls
>>27011394
she's so emotionally demonstrative.
>>27011399
>Just have European ancestry and you are fine.
but anon
every american has european ancestry
I mean dude, your ancestors were english
