603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
The royal guards aren't the only peacekeeping aides around in Equestria. Is there enough crime to keep the police too busy? It's not something that often comes up in the lives of Twilight and her friends, but they can't be everywhere at once, either. And of course, the police are also at the disposal of the public as guides and the like, too. Still, it never hurts to be on the lookout in general!Who knows where the next Tirek will be?
>>26973500
Previous thread.
>filly
>Glimmy
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
GRADE A WAIFU.
>>26978152
GRADE A MORE LIKE GRADE SHIT
>>26978152
she was so happy
>>26978144
Glimmy is shitty
>"Come play with us, Anon!"
>"Yes. Come play."
>>26978162
i didnt expect rarity to have strong enough magic to throw around a full grown stallion like it was nothing.
>>26978174
>>26978177
>stallion
That's a mare
A really ugly mare, but still a mare
>>26978135
I want to pet that mare.
I want policemare to arrest me.
>>26978177
It's not like there's a concrete standard for magic in the show. No one on the crew is consulting a show bible that says "Rarity can't lift things over X weight".
So we've all agreed that the policemare is the official Background Pony of the Week that we'll all talk about for a week before forgetting forever, right?
>>26978177
Excuse you
>>26978172
How's the rear view?
>>26978208
I'm going to steal that hat
>>26978198
But she's on duty!
>>26978202
But you haven't committed a crime!
>>26978244
>Anon preforming a series of petty crimes to get police pony to arrest him
>>26978247
I'm going to flip that hat off her head and run my fingers through that mane.
Can't wait to hear what new songs this season will bring us.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_zSvOD9Y78
>>26978278
That's some lewd shit, Anon.
>>26978268
Are tail docks an erogenous zone?
>>26978234
not too bad
>>26978293
I wonder if the CMC will have a songThat's a cute picture
>>26978314
So that's where they get the fertilizer for Central Park
>>26978314
That's a ponut, Anon.
>>26978387
don't be ridiculous anon
>>26978407
I want to lick nobby's ponut
The best part of a pony is_________
>>26978410
>>26978415
THE ASSSSHOLE!!!
https://derpibooru.org/1123806
>>26978430
Nobby pls draw Maud corrupted by that evil book Rarity offered her.Corruption is best fetish.
>>26978415EyesSpecifically Applejack's eyes
>>26978434
i literally open nothing you post
youre that awful a person
I want to open Twi's asshole.
Filly's dream job is to be a 9-6 code monkey working in an open floor office for the rest of her life. She says she she has inherited her low expectations from you.
>tfw I'm an RA at my college
>tfw I made pony door decs for April Fools Day
>tfw when I have only gotten neutral to positive response from my residents.
>tfw no one has taken theirs down yet.
>>26978314
Gonna need lewd of Marker Statue now.
>>26978453
would you like a glass of water?
>>26978476
memes make you no less awful anon
>>26978460
No.
Twilight asshole is not for gaping.
It is for loving and cherishing only.
>>26978537
Rumble just asked what you want for your birthday Flitter.
>>26978537
Flitter is the best seapony.
Prove me wrong.
>>26978563A new bow
>>26978571
more like semen pony
Flitter'sgokkunfetish
>>26978571
Pegasi are just so fucking cute. The absolute cutest.
>>26978434
I usually like super detailed and exaggerated buttholes, but that's too exaggerated.
Nezumi and Sunibee are how it's done.
Cloudchaser is cuter.
Which was your favourite scene from the latest episode, MLPG?
Mine is this one.Fuck Pinkie, she ruined a cute scene.
>>26978598
Did someone say semen-pony?
https://derpibooru.org/1061170
>>26978645
>best part of the last episode was background filly dancing
Makes sense considering how terrible everything else was
>>26978645
When Pinkie bowled her over.
>>26978661
what is wrong with you
>>26978444
Chris Metzen please go
>>26978645
Rarity acting like ponk.
>>26978263
>anon getting his 3 strikes and receiving a life sentence just to get arrested by police pony
>>26978615
Bird Horses are best Horses
>>26978694
no
>>26978463
>Open floor office
I remember when an office I worked at switched from individual rooms to that.
There were people cutting up cardboard boxes so they could huddle up with their screens.
>>26978707
The BEST.
>>26978661
The best part of any episode is the fillies, period.
>>26978772
RACE OF ROMANCE
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A
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C
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The best part of waking up is pony in your cup.
IMMA BEE A WONDERBOLT SOON!
>>26978794
Well yeah nowadays, but that's because the new writers are shit so the only good things are the background ponies.
>>26978829
Whatever you say DARSH.
>>26978821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqv9Uyy_IQ
>>26978707
HOW CAN THE OTHER RACES
EVEN COMPETE
Do we have hard dates for the upcoming episodes? I really hope they space them out so the season lasts as long as possible.
>>26978811
So loving
>>26978849
Simple. By being better
>>26978343
NICCEE
Great, the pegasusposters are ruining the thread again
>>26978850
I'm bringing Fluttershy as my date. Heel, girl. Heel.
>>26978829
Dash is gonna rock that Wonderbolts outfit for sure
Clean the pegasus' ears with her own feather.
>>26978849
Why is CC standing next to Twilight Recolour #503?
>>26978875
Her name's Helia TYVM
>>26978857
indeed
>>26978867
But Pegasus Ponies are the best.
>>26978869
The WB suit makes ponies so much sexier
>>26978148
What was that shit at the end of the 2nd episode?
Some black thing flying towards the Crystal Empire
>>26978857
I want totape that feather back on pretending i dont understand so she gets all mad scrunch at me.
>>26978868
>Fluttershy: Mmm, it's so nice to be the pet for once.
Vacuum Pumping Horse Pussies
Man, other than Pinkie in the first half, this episode was everything I wanted from the show. Interaction between two of the main six, no real world building, the characters felt in place, lightheartedly cute and sweet. The Gift of the Magi thing was pretty predictable, but I'm ok with that in the case of what the show is. It's not so much an excuse, it's just that the type and feel of the show make it a bit more bearable. I expected more out of the 'Pouch Please' to be close to that droopy short 'Tip', but it's alright that it didn't push it too far. It also helped advance character arcs as well.
Overall 8/10.
>>26978821
COCAINE
Hmm hmm.
Make way for the Equus superior!
>>26978888
quads confirm return of changelings!
>>26978898Vacuum Pumping Horse Rectums
>>26978898
>fat jiggling marelabia winking uncontrollably
>>26978911
>911
Confirmed Alicorn magic can't melt crystal beams
>>26978772
>dat bridle
My dick is diamonds.
>>26978932
Light bondage with ponies seems like it would be fun.
>>26978867
>ruining
Enhancing. And that's what happens when you leave the windows open.
>>26978935I shouldn't be aroused by the idea of something half my height dominating me, but I am
>>26978935
Unf.
>>26978936
Strange Google didn't bring sauceSauce pls
>>26978936
Can you at least post a good pegasus? Because you aren't convincing me with that trash pony
>>26978879
>tfw you will never be that close and intimate with your little pone
>>26978935
As long as the mare is the sub, yeah. It'd be nice to give those reins a nice hard yank while pumping into her.
>>26978955
Live a full life and die the way nature intended, and you will meet them
>>26978935
Not a fan of bondage but unf glasses
>>26978947
you disgust me on a deep and personal level
>>26978935
>>26978947
Nah. PONY wears the saddle, not me.
>>26978947
>pegasusfags
>>26978966
It's okay.I feel the same way about myself
>>26978947
Femdom a best fetish, Anon.
>>26978135
So what's the consensus on her name?
Copper top and Bronze badge seem to be the two main contenders. My vote goes for Copper, for no reason I can logically explain.
>>26978975
There are bad ponies around
>>26978982
Femdom is one of the lowest tier fetishes you can possibly have. You turn into a joke in the eyes of everyone around you and especially the females that 'dominate' you.
pegasi are fun you guys
>>26979000
bro that's some heavy projection right there
>>26978984
I love looped gifs of ponies talking. Watching them makes me feel less lonely.
>couture
already dropped the episode
see you guys next week
>>26979006
>projection
What kind of an argument is this?
Have you ever danced with the pony in the pale moonlight?
>it spells maud.
I take it back Im watching the ep
>>26979024
luna?
are you trying to seduce me
>>26979006
It's not projection if you're already a joke yourself, xieril
>>26979036
what a blushy princess
>>26979037
rekt
what ponies have the worst fanbase
>>26979058
Whatever pony you like, nerd
>>26979037
anon you don't have to call that anon a joke
that's very rude
Pony is trying to seduce you as per human customs.
She calls you one day, cheap jazz playing in the background.
She asks you to deliver a pizza.
>>26979049
how is dash so magical?
>>26979022
one where he accurately predicts your personal life
>>26979072
I didn't call him a joke, I called you a joke family
>>26979080
Latent magical powers that allow for the Sonic Rainboom
>>26979083
>>26979072
How about you two kiss and make up?
>>26979081
Oh I see, is this like not liking gays makes you a faggot?
Would someone being racist make them black?
>>26979064
I can confirm this, you will never be able to like anything without other people ruining it for you.
>>26979083
cool
>>26978645
Probably Rarity acting as Maud's hypemare.
>IS SHE CLENCHING HER JAW?!?!
>>26979097
hes right you know
dash a shit
SHIT
>>26979091
naw I bet he's really gross and smelly
besides I already have my waifu and horsbando to kiss
>>26979103
cool
>>26979111
Gee, how come xieril gets TWO ponies?
>>26979108
Dash will burn your village down and rape you for saying that.
So was it just me, or were there a lot of self-referential jokes this episode, almost to the point of annoyance? Like, there was when the gang was in the toy shop and those two colts were playing the theme song on the "Big" piano, and when Rarity was trying to pick a gift for Maud you could see the Twicane and Twilight's doll from Season Two, and I'm pretty sure the pile off stuff in the same scene was a ripped asset from another episode. What do you guys think?
>>26979121
Equestrian law allows you to have one (1) waifu and one (1) horsebando
>>26979108
At least Fluttershy is pretty perfect.
>>26979111
Look at those beautifully bountiful bootys.
>husbando and a waifu
Please don't tell me you people actually fucking do this
>>26979144
Yep, get used to it bub.
>>26979144
xieril does because he's a massive slut
>>26979144
>using a nobby reaction pic when he's a well known one waifu-one husbando supporter
>>26979144
Xieril is a filthy cheater that deserves to die alone.
I'll be taking his waifu.
>>26979166
dont worry about it senpai its a self solving problem
they let their bloodline die with them
>>26979144
>having a waifu at all
>not just having a lot of ponies you like and would fuck given the opportunity
>and that one pony you wouldn't mind settling down with someday
>>26979168
only after you kill me yourself you fuckin pussy
keep your hands off my waifu
>>26979138
She's pretty cute. Better than the blue one.
>>26979196
You can't have a waifu if she has a stallion anon
>>26979204
>anon
xieril, whoops
man those meme faces were top memey today
>>26979213
>today
Huh?
>>26979144
>not supporting the One Husbando One Waifu Act
are you some kinda dirty commie?
>>26979219
whats today?
>>26979230
Sunday almost Monday
>>26979230
So how about those ponies? Anyone like em?
>horsebando and waifu
Don't be surprised when you find out your foal isn't yours desu
>>26979196
>only after you kill me
Pff, as if that would be hard.
>>26979230
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
>>26979234
whoa
I need sleep
fillies are no longer allowed to have fun.
instated by dr. robotnik
enjoy your stay
>>26979204
good thing she doesn't have a stallion then
>>26979250
come at me scrublord I'm ripped
>having two waifus is bad
>but having a waifu and husbando is fine
please explain this to me
>>26979240
>husbando and waifu fuck every night without you
>waifu impregnated by husbando
>become third wheel
>get kicked out
what all greedy lovers deserve
>>26979239
what the fuck is a pony
>>26979240
But my foals are half human
this ep was pretty average
like I expect this to be the norm in season 10
>>26979270
>good thing she doesn't have a stallion then
then why is apple bottoms there?
>>26979277
It's that really sexy thing that gets posted on here once every couple of days. Like, it looks like a cat almost, but with flat paws.
>>26979277
they're cute and colorful and have 4 hooves and cute snootles
you'll know one when you see them
two ponies means more pony to cuddle with
>>26979286
what are you talking about dude
>>26979271
>having two waifus is bad
naaah
>>26979293
or whoever your horsebando's name is
>>26979254
and saturday
>>26979282
I liked Rarity and Pinkie paired together, I hope we might see some more unusual pairs to come soon.
>>26979298
I wonder if they're actually sisters.
Maybe they're really good lifelong friends who look really alike.
It would be funny though if they pulled a reverse Star Wars and said they weren't related.
>>26979305
I do too
And better with Maud
sorry to the writer, but this was the best premise and group and done in a pretty bad way
>>26979271
take a step back for a moment and remember that these are dumb rules for what is essentially a game of pretend. who really cares what /a/ says?
>>26979298
what a rad hairstyle
>>26979305
I WANT MY FLUTTERSHY/APPLEJACK EPISODE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26979298
I would.
>>26979322
Life isn't a game of pretend, anon
>>26979325
but the vampire bats
>>26979335
waifuing a fictional character is a game of pretend, anon. nothing more.
Remember to update your ponies' firmware.
>>26979325
And I want my Rarity and Twilight episode.
>>26979336
That wasn't a Flutters/AJ episode. It began as one but it quickly became a main cast episode and later it was Twilight and friends vs the Flutterbat
>>26979291
>>26979288
???
>>26979340
No, anon, if you have more than one waifu that will destroy your laifu
If you have a husbando and a waifu, you're a shitty person
>>26979352
>If you have a husbando and a waifu, you're a nice person
fixed that typo there for you friend
>>26979352
good grief
>>26979351
No, they have bigger eyes, colorful tails and manes, and longer legs. They also have smaller snouts and a full set of horseteeth.
>>26979365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhFBcqINnBs
>>26979352
Whatever you say anon.
I want to cuff the police mare to a bed with her own cuffs and have my way with her all night long
>>26979282
>Season 10
Quite the optimist, aren't you?
>>26979382
pony cops are adorable
they try to be tough but they're too cute
>>26979393
2adorable
>>26979397
ponies generally are, yes
>>26979416
But how am I supposed to take the pony police seriously?
Please don't belittle the mares.
>>26979371
??
>>26979428
thats the best part
you don't really have to
>>26979440
But they're so little
Please don't embiggen the fillies.
>>26979442
close enough
>>26979442
WHAT A CUTE PONY
>>26979314
That would throw me for a loop.
Even more soif they did all happen to be related, since they seem to share some colors between themthat I doubt more or less but shit, you never know what they'll do
Butts are just fat glands.
>>26979488
youre a fat gland
"Mare" is just pony for "Bitch".
Don't let your pony be marish.
I am going to fuck this pony in her fat glands
And when I say fat glands I mean butt
>>26979428
DONCHANO
>>26979510
that pony does have exceptional fat glands
>>26979515
Oh yah?
>>26979538
yaaah
>>26979531
I'd load my ammo into her party cannon if you know what I mean
>>26979558
please do not shoot ponk
>>26978415
the only real answer here is the right front top tooth.
>>26979567
Fuck
>>26979562
would shoot my cannon inside of her.
>>26979586
>lifting her tail
lewd
>>26979598
please do not eviscerate the pink pony
>>26979586
http://i.imgur.com/c31Nguf.png
oh yeah, I forgot about this
>>26979634
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>26979634
dont respond to me ever again
>>26979627
nice...
>>26979627
>version uploaded to paheal with random screencap replies
>mine was there
Fun times.
>>26979672
Hello
Too tired to have another stream tonight, sorry
I'll have one tomorrow
>>26979674
yeah, the commissioner wanted it with replies in it so I just capped some as a separate version
>>26979689
I want to force Pinkie to go to sleep
>>26979689
>sleeping
Jesus nobby you are a lightweight
>>26979689
Really? That's interesting, I like how that guy thinks. Anyways go to sleep and dream fondly of pinkie vag.
Unicorns...Let me tell you about unicorns
>>26975559
I'm usually a thread behind that when I see a link, it had already ended.
tbqh scoots a cute
