603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Manehattan never wants for places tourists can enjoy themselves at. Shops and restaurants and theatres and dedicated parks and recreational centers are studded throughout the city. It's a rather eclectic mix that encourages spending a day travelling all around to make the most of it. Locals know the hotspots and most likely wouldn't be going to the biggest stores and attractions daily, but guiding friends from outside around might get them to such sights more frequently than otherwise.
One thing's for sure for Rarity; owning a storefront will give her plenty more opportunity to have excuses to visit.
>>26969008
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>mare
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>colt
>Glimmy
>>26973500
I've seen it was a generally low rated episode, but I have to say, it was a long time since I last enjoyed an episode this much.
Looking forward to the later episodes by Fox brothers.
>tfw no matter how often you try you never manage to beat the filly posters
>>26973520
Colt is 2slow.
>>26973329
who said she was a lesbean
>breezie mare
>>26973500
Rarity must be fucking loaded by now with three shops and all those orders from the higher ups in Canterlot.
>>26973508
>>26973513
>>26973515
>>26973520
>>26973521
>5 posts (if you ignore the marker) of this before the first real post comes
It truly is the modern day >rape
>>26973549
So, what's her favorite country songs?
>>26973552
>>26973549
>who said she was a lesbean
uh
you did
like when you made her dude don't you remember
Anyway that's great thanks a lot
>>26973521
Glim Glam a shit
>>26973549
Nobby draw Anon getting mobbed by fillies who want head pats.
Does Twilight have ANY stallion friends?
Just wondering. It's not like a canterlot unicorn asked me to check and report back.
>>26973568
she uses the money to fuel her ice cream and marshmallow addiction
>>26973508
I wonder how much cum would fit in the filly
>>26973528
>>I've seen it was a generally low rated episode
what
The average was like 8/10
>>26973597
I think stallions are not really needed here.
>>26973614
Low rated, relatively speaking.
>>26973614
Probably /mlp/ rting, I'd guess.
Then again, I'm on the side of those who would rate the episode lower.
>>26973310
What is she asking Twilight?
Why does Twilight have that look on her face?
>>26973613
please leave
again
>>26973613
Dude, no one gives a shit about your thread about a horrible OC
>>26973628
owl episode was mostly 1/10 and couple 2/10 as far as i remember
>>26973612
They don't call then fill-ies for nothing r
>>26973634
anon please I know my crookedtrees and there's two three fillies having sex with rainbow dash in that bush right now
>>26973628
Relative to what, Amending Fences?
>>26973632
Oh gosh, that's adorable.
>>26973613
>tfw i secretly love milky
>but i have to hide my love from the pony fetish skype group since they all hate her for some reason
Where are my NXT marks at?
>>26973614
>The average was like 8/10
in mlpg polls, where any rating lower than that is hurr durr fuck off pissfag hurr
it wasn't really a bad episode but it was a 6.5-7/10 at best
According to Jim, we're getting 3 more Spike episodes.
>>26973660
Relative to the episode average.
>>26973331
can you remind me what it was?
>>26973577
oh
I forgot
>>26973572
shedoesn't really listen to enough to know any names, but doesn't dislike the entire category because that would be stupid
>>26973632
That's great! I'm glad she's a safe player.
>>26973660
Let's be fair, the average MLPG rating is 8,7 out of 10 or something.
The last time I've seen something rated low was Princess Spike at 7.5/10.
I kinda like thing pone.
Maybe its the sharp teeth.
>>26973491
>>26973676
>can you remind me what it was?
Celestia and Philomena watching a sunriseas a painting
"Hey anon, whatcha thinkin' about? Ith it age appropriate?"
>>26973691
did you ever draw the filly uprising
>>26973676
She clearly hasn't listened to brocountry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0VXubTsAoE
>>26973700
Well, considering I'm past my 20s, It really is.
So, about the map... We won't see it used again, will we?
If E is equal to MC^2, then what does Pony equal to? Only serious answers, it's for a project
>>26973572
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
>>26973712
What's this?
>>26973712
I don't know, but it would be weird if we didn't. The map didn't really have a final purpose yet, considering the only really relevant problems it fixed where the ones that only started because of it (i.e. Glimmer)
>>26973720
qt^3
Fillies are not for filling, fooling or anything in between.
>>26973720
im pretty sure pony is 2qt4u
>>26973500
How did rarity make enough money to expand in the first place?
She sells clothing in a town full of nudists
>>26973733
you mean qtπ.
>>26973725
I don't know, it looked really nice when I was looking for that other pic of Manehatten like the one in the OP.
>>26973729
Meghan teased about how powerful the thing is if you know how to use it but Glimmer just MacGuffined it and no one bats an eye.
Seriously, woman?
>>26973720
P*O(NY) or Momentum times Big O something.You wouldn't believe it, but physicists don't use 'o'.
>>26973706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
Meant to link this one
2:20 for when it gets superreal
This season is playing it safe so far.
>>26973757
>She sells clothing in a town full of nudists
But she sells those clothes to clients all over Equestria.
>>26973733
Good, good I'll test out this theory. Alright next one, what does Filly equal? I've been hovering over qt^2 and qt^4
>>26973773
Pone only ever does crazy shit in the bookends of a season.
Otherwise it always goes pretty normal
>>26973764
>You wouldn't believe it, but physicists don't use 'o'.
Have you ever seen a physicist's handwriting?
It's too similar to 0
>>26973783
But even this season's premiere was normal. There wasn't any big villain.
Pony struggles valiantly against the heart-eyes virus.
But no one can hold out forever.
>>26973796
The villains in the show are often more like forces of nature or a race against a clock
>>26973691
you're doomed, Spike
>>26973796
We don't really need a villain for each story centered episode. It would get a bit too old.
>>26973764
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation
>>26973784
everything looks similar at one point, i fucked up so many things writing z like 2 and v like upsilon
I'm in love with a beautiful pony!
>>26973827
>mathematicians
>>26973859
don't talk shit nigga
>>26973869
Fucking fight me you faggot, mathematicians are just physicists who are too detatched from reality
>>26973662
Didn't you have her as your avatar for half an eternity?
STEMFAGS GET OUT
>>26973831
Is it Rainbow Dash?
>nobby going full bob ross
>>26973902
no
>>26973902
Nah
>>26973902
But I have nowhere else to go.
Twilight is a very ugly pony
>>26973927
>>26973958
"I'm a stupid filly..."
"Stupid fillies need the most attention!"
>>26973902
You say that now, but when I am genetically engineering horses you will beg for me to come back
>>26973995
I'll probably have killed myself before thenDuck
TOP 25 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT APPLES (#16 literally blew my mind!)
>>26974010
I can't wait for the apple episodes
My little pony my little pony.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
in Ancient Equestria, the deceased bodies of beautiful and high ranking mares were left to decay for 3 to 4 days before being sent off for embalming. They did this to discourage necrophilia (sex with the dead).
>>26974038
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>26974038
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26974038
You scared Marbles
>>26974010
What is this? Every Facebook post ever?
>>26974045
thank you, pony reddit.
>>26974038
[Violently hugs ponies]
>>26974049
I'm going to scare that pony until she cums
Filly wants to become a main character of the upcoming My Little Filly spinoff series.
>>26974067
She'll have to defeat another filly in battle, ala Shadow of Mordor
>>26974067
The spot has been taken by this filly.
She can be a supporting character.
>>26974067
why would i hire fillys when i can just get one fat neckbeard changling to play all the fillies
>>26973500
In case you want to add it Isaac, Friends Forever #27 featuring Pinkie and Granny Smith should be out this Wednesday with Comic #41 out the following week on the 13th featuring a very grumpy Dash.
>>26974049
She'd certainly get along with Fluttershy.
>>26974064
>scream at mare until orgasm
>>26974089
I hear colt is trying to crowdfund his own spinoff with changeling, maybe she could get on board with that.
>>26974045
why not just incinerate them?
I want to fuck the statue of liberty pone.
>>26974120
I am not certain but I am going to venture a guess that it does not in fact work that way
>scream at stallion's dick until orgasm
>>26974158
if one of my pony wives passes away I would like to have the body stuffed to put on display in the living room.
>>26974214
>scream at clitoris until over-stimulation
which one are you?
Mare is dripping all over the new carpets.
>>26974226
regret
>>26974225
>and keep going
>spank it if she complains
>>26974226
drunk
>>26974225
>scream at cervix until dilation
>>26974226
funko
>>26974238What's up with horse owners giving ridiculous names to their horses?
>>26974226
husband?
>>26974226
human
at least I hope
>>26974258
Race horses have to have unique names, so over time they got increasingly ridiculous
more cunt abuse when?
>>26974258
>not showing Potoooooooo
>>26974226
husband, of course
If you had a filly, which name would you give her MLPG?
>>26974273
Dash episode in a few weeks.
>>26974290
Cute Butt
Horse love is the purest love
>>26974290
Sir Gaylord
>>26974303
but we already know that
>>26974242
>spanking her clitoris
this sounds both hot and painful
>>26974226
husbando
>>26974303
Horse love encompasses heresy like lesbians and straights.
Gay love purest love.
>>26974226
PREGNANT
>>26974290
Sir gaylord
>>26974336
>hey anon, you ever think we're breeding a little too much?
>>26974360
of course not, fatty
>>26974360
TWENTY SEVEN FOALS
>>26974360
Shut up and assume the position.
>>26974360
800 YEARS OF UNRELENTING PREGNANCY
BREEDING HIPS
>>26974360
NON
STOP
PREGNANCY
God damn you guys love pregnancy. I'll never understand why.
>>26974381
Different positions. Different session lengths. Different techniques, different spells.
Still, you cannot impregnate her.
>>26974409
Yeah, it's fucking stupid
>>26974415
what an adorable glare
okay you can get pregnant too
>>26974409
I don't get it either. Accidentally having a kid is my worst fear in life.
>>26974418
It's her fault for insisting on anal
>You better be responsible for this!
>>26974409
It's mostly memeing I think.
>>26974418
You're not trying hard enough
>>26974409
>not wanting to claim your waifu
>not wanting to have babies with your waifu
>>26974409
I'm no psychologist but I feel it comes from a desire to dominate. Is not leaving your seed within another being one of the ultimate forms of domination? You are in a way taking control and dictating their very biological functions. When you map this onto ponies it's great as there is zero risk due to the whole "not real" thing.
>>26974418
That's because she refuses to turn me into a pone.
>>26974442
Does that make the faggotry in these threads a meme too?
Does that mean there actually aren't any homos here and everyone is just pretending?
>>26974443
Glimmer go back to your room
>>26974429
>tfw you never have to worry about that
haha haha... ;__;
>>26974450
how tumblr-esque
>>26974457
No, the faggotry is very real. To some extend also probably the pregnancy thing.
But most of the answers do the Dash gif looked like jokes
>>26973954
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7272903
>>26974506
>anything but pony
Why would you want your child to be a freak that will never fit in?
>>26974524
>never fit in
>in a world full of sapient mythological creatures and halfbreeds
>>26974506
Is it ok to take advantage of the Japanese horse in this state?
>>26974506
pony of course, but I'd let my pony kids hang out with satyrs
>>26974506
I would only accept pony offspring if they inherited some traits from me, otherwise what's the fucking point? Might as well be a clone of the pony half.
>>26974536
Yeah, and look how well most of those are accepted.
>>26974360
>>26974506
They're all fine by me, really
Satyrs are pretty interesting though
>>26974544
...just fine? Are you retarded?
>you will never have a filly daughter
>>26974554
its proof the child is yours and your waifus
and who knows what kind of abilities or magic such offspring would have
>>26974423
Well I don't really like it, but I wouldn't go as far as calling it stupid. But that's just me.
>>26974429
I would say that i'm worried about accidentally having kids too, I hate those people that run around and leave bastard children on purpose like it's a game. You can get along just fine without a parent, but it does make one feel like they were just an accident.
>>26974448
I guess i'm not really big on the whole "claiming" thing outside of some kinky scenarios. But this isn't one of em I enjoy personally.
It's not to say having kids sounds horrible, but there is just something about the idea that personally rubs me the wrong way. I honestly don't know what it is.
>>26974450
Unless you like to pretend there is a possibility of Satyrs, yeah makes sense. But i'd personally want sex for the sake of the sensations, not to show who's "dominate".But this is coming from someone who likes femdom so there's that to consider.
>>26974506
Where's the "none" option?
>>26974555
Griffons and donkeys coexist with ponies well enough
Dragons and serpents, while exceptional, aren't actively prejudiced (IDW notwithstanding)
Dash will be a Wonderbolt in a couple of weeks. I'm afraid it's gonna make her especially vulnerable to the "female disease."
>>26974555
>Iron Will
>called a monster repeatedly
>Hydra
>has to stay alone in her swamp
>Discord
>even his friends don't fully trust him
>Tirek
>in Tartarus
>Dragons that aren't Spike
>feared and avoided by most
>>26974573
>but I wouldn't go as far as calling it stupid
I would
If I shitposted about my fetishes whenever I could you'd call it stupid too
>>26974506
>that one shitposter using more than one IP to vote for pony
shaking my head
>>26974571
>>26974589
you know how autistic one person can get.
just look at barney fag.
he has to post pony like images just to give himself something to shitpost about.
>>26974584
what do you think the nickname will be?
its all i am going to call dash and dashfags when we find out
>>26974585
>Hydra
>sapient
>not a bloodthirsty monster
>Discord
>spirit of chaos
>was flat out evil for most of his life
>Tirek
>>>>>
Are you actually retarded.
>>26974608
>607: Newbie Dash
I mean, probably that
>>26974588
It seems like to me it only becomes "shitposting" when you see it more than you want to. Infact, the word "shitposting" just seems to be synonymous with; thing I don't like.
I personally just try to take it in stride unless it's something I really hate. Then I ignore the thread for a while or hide the offending posts.
>>26974589
Or maybe people think the other options are shitty?
Satyrs are abominations. And a human offspring from pony isn't as cute as a pony offspring.
>>26974506
>Open straw poll
>Always get weird assed ads
Goddamn I should get Firefox on my phone. Unless Safari has some sort of ad blocker on it.
>>26974604
There's also a crack ship shitposter in /u/. He gets so mad he even starts rambling in the archives.
yes!
YES!!!
https://derpibooru.org/1123806
>>26974608She's gonna cry during her acceptance speech and the newspapers will ridicule her as a phony badass. Not sure about the exact nickname
>>26974588
so
gays then
Boobie Dash
>>26974628
daapi is a cute
i want to touch her
>>26974506
>not a single vote for human
oii rofl
>>26974616
>the Hydra
>not sapient
Watch the scenes again, that is definitely not the mimic and behavior of a creature with no higher intellect.
Also name a counter example for a halfbreed race that is accepted.Griffons don't count because they are their own race and not some mixed spawn
>>26974646
Breastfeeding would get too weird.
>>26974226
Those purples
>love
>dark magic
>regret
>pregnant
Could be a Twilight green
>>26974650
>this mixed race doesnt count because reasons
>>26974683
>"all of these mixed creatures are living just fine next to ponies :^)"
>cannot name more than a single species
>and even that is just a species that is presented as its own race and not some weird interspecies breeding shit
STILL STREAMING
just gonna do a few doodle requests, then get back to work on commissions
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
>>26974506
>tfw no one else wants centaurs
>>26974683
>Griffons
>Mixed race
Nigga are you a moron? Griffons aren't the result of a lion fucking an eagle. They are their own species. Even in fucking mythology they were their own species.
>>26974695
griffons and minotaurs is all there is faggot
until they introduce a new race in the show your shit out of luck
unless you want to count batponies
>>26974700
hot damn that is super prettyDo a leroy or a benben
>>26974700
Thanks for the request, Nobby. That looks great!
800 YEARS OF UNRELENTINGEDGING
>>26974585
>>Iron Will
>>called a monster repeatedly
>because he made a seminar for ponies to teach them to be assholes, turning fluttershy into a huge prick
>>Hydra
>>has to stay alone in her swamp
>A fucking hydra that would attack anybody who came near
>>Discord
>>even his friends don't fully trust him
>because he's the embodiment of chaos and his name is literally Discord, where he can do just about fucking anything to anybody, which also means he will betray people at the slim chance of getting more power than he already has
>>Tirek
>>in Tartarus
I'm gonna let you figure this out on your own, anon
>>Dragons that aren't Spike
>>feared and avoided by most
>because they're assholes to everybody
>>26974545
So is Anon just a blank slate? All his kids are more or less clones of his pony waif.
>>26973544
Colt had a bit of a tumble.
>>26974759
bad pony
>>26974650
Do you really think the ponies would give that much of a flying fuck if someone was a halfbreed? You just need to show them that you're not evil or anything and they'll leave you be. Of course, you don't care about that. You're hellbent on believing that ponies hates everyone who looks different forever, and would hunt them out of town even if they have done nothing but be nice.
BirryPunch
>>26974761
GNARLY
ChirpyHooves
>>26974719
Griffons are no mixed race, see >>26974714
Minotaurs are because Poseidon made Minos' wife horny for that bull dick.
So don't call people retarded when they point out that half breeds do not fit in with the rest of the creatures living in Equestria.
>>26974700
Is it too late to get huntsman anon
I need it for reasons
>>26974756
>So is Anon just a blank slate?
That is pretty much the definition of green Anon, isn't it?
>>26974785
>>26974787
youre a retard, retard
>>26974754
now stop posting literally any time
>>26974800
>now stop posting literally any time
Here's your reply, shitposter
>>26974800
shut the fuck up, retard
>>26974800
>t. I don't watch the show
>>26974756
saytrs are just taking a pony and turning it half human
>>26974808
oh shit
are you that one autist that harasses artists when they dont draw what you want
>>26974723
>>26974822
What?
>>26974827
are those ponies retarded
>>26974813
>ponies are literally hitler to other creatures
are we watching different shows anon
>>26974799
Chirpy a cute
>>26974827
look at how dumb those ponos areI love it
>>26974827
I can't wait to play this RPG
>>26974837
first of all
rude
>>26974799
Derpy has too many daughters.
>>26974847
Second of all, draw your least-favorite pony getting a boot.
>>26974761
RIP
>>26974848
I say she does not have enough
We should fix that
Ponies
I repeat, ponyies
Think Suri will get redeemed?
>>26974848
she is a very productive pony
>>26973667
Uhh no the premier was 7.23