601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
What'd you think of the season 6 premiere? How do you like Spike and Starlight and Sunburst? What about Flurry Heart?Is it good to be back?
>>26869410
Previous thread.
>>26874144
NOT FILLY
NEWBORNS
>filly
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26874144
Part two is processing here too:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
How shitty of a unicorn do you have to be to go to Celestias school and her not remember you?
Littlest Pet Shop Premiere is actually fun and cute
Not bad.
Pretty inoffensive. I appreciated that it wasn't all conflicty. Still could have used a little more stuff happening, particularly in the first episode. It didn't feel rushed though, which is a change of pace for the 2 parters.
The baby was basically what I expected from the trailer, but at least it wasn't awful. I didn't even really dislike it in the episode, I'm just still not really cool with its existence. The name is actually pretty okay though, with the episode behind it.
I was worried Sunburst was going to be really annoying, but he wasn't that bad. His voice was appropriate and the magic savant with no magic thing is pretty neat.
Starlight is likable so far. Her character shift still feels a little abrupt, but that's just leftovers from the finale. I'm curious how much focus she gets over the rest of the season now. I liked her interactions with Spike, it lets him seem a little more mature and knowledgeable than when he interacts with the main 6 because he has someone more junior than him around. I hope they keep their relationship like that instead of just dropping back into butt monkey Spike.
Celestia and Luna got lines, which is all you can really hope for with them.
Twilight's Parents did too, but I can't even remember what they sounded like now. I guess that means they weren't terrible.
Shining and Cadence have really grown on me since their introduction, Shiny in particular. They actually feel like natural inclusions in the episodes that are about them now.
The main six didn't get a huge amount of focus, even Twilight who had a pretty large role didn't get an opportunity to really be the main character. But that has been the direction the series has been taking, I don't really mind it for things like this, but I'm looking forward to the more normal episodes. The gifts were a nice touch though I wish they had all had something.
Overall 6.5/10, but a pretty kind 6.5
Episodes sucked, also pink 'em.
I really liked it
Remember when Fluttershy had speaking roles?
I don't.
Sunburst is a cute pony.
I like him
https://fuwa.se/f/WJRRLn.webm
>>26874144
I've got to re-watch this again soon. Probably missed a lot of cute parts
So Haber really knows how to do Spike properly.
Just hope the other Spike episode handles him just as well.It-it could happen.
>>26874235
it's called being shy
>>26874140
Best Characters in this episode in no particular order
Sunburst
Starlight
Spike
Shining ArmorFlurry Heart She really wasn't as bad as i thought she was gonna be. We'll see what her being the first natural born Alicorn holds.
There was like a million alicorns on the Greek vase at the beginning of the episode
I want to sacrifice nobby on an altar of punji sticks coated with acid for shitposting.
I'm so fucking triggered. Dork horse is incredibly cute and anyone who says otherwise is just the most gargantuan faggot to ever have existed
A mercifully short hiatus
>>26874214
Dude, she remembered. Did you not watch the episode?
OK, I like her.
I like reformed villains.
The crystal fillies are coming.
>>26874235
She had a line in the premiere
So, Spike was actually pretty okay in this one. That was nice.
>>26874253
he's only been good as a side or support character
he falls apart when given the spotlight
>fast forward several years into the future
>spike is an older more well rounded dragon
>flurry has a crush on spike because hes awesome and the hero of the kingdom
I can't help but imagine this and how super cute it would be
>>26874253
>It-it could happen.
Only on the Hub!
>>26874248
He's so fucking cute holy shit I wanna scratch his chin scruff and run my fingers through his messy hair.
Fuck you I'm not gay
>>26874265
HE ACTED CUTE AND WAS ADORABLE
I'M JUST MAD AT HIS DESIGN
BECAUSE IT'S SHIT
>>26874284
What about the crystal colt?
how many mlpgfriends have had their own children since all this madness started
>>26874144
>What about Flurry Heart?
Tirek better not come back once she's fully grown
>>26874285
So you're saying that she had less dialogue than the newborn infant character?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAD TO DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT MADE CELESTIA AND LUNA SUPERIOR
>>26874295
I know. That's why I'm scared.
>>26874265
Nobby hates dorks in general for some reason.
>>26874273
The only princess who remembered him was Cadence.
>>26874279
She was so cute sitting on her beach chair eating popcorn.
Max comfy.
>>26874226
Twilight's parents are voiced by their children's voice actors
>>26874303
KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know we're all hyped on the premier but that was a fun intro project
>>26874279
Ironically the best former villain makes for the worst reformed friend. I just wanna see him fuck things up again. At least his comic appearances are great.
>>26874303
Are you angry at Pipsqueak because he has blotches on him?
You mad at Luna too because she has blotches?!
I FITE YOU.
>>26874325
I actually like Snails' design a lot
he's a dopey horse, but it works for him
Snips can fuck off though
>>26874352
I agree he probably would have looked a lot better had he taken his clothes off.
>>26874298
No Anon. Never again;__;
Premiere was dull as fuck, but I'm sure the next episodes will be much better
>>26874325
he's a hipster who the fuck cares
>>26874387
THROW BABY ON THE FLOOR!
>>26874327
Celestia was making faces. We even joked how she remembered fucking him. Did our jokes mean nothing to you, Anon number something-or-other? You wound me!
Also, Cadance didn't remember shit about him
https://fuwa.se/f/LuZtnw.webm
>>26874367
Pipsqueak is super cute
Luna is also very pretty
>>26874279
I liked her but her new manestyle drove me crazy.
>A little something for the young 'un
APPLEJACK CONFIRMED FOR MOTHERLY AND BEST HORSE ONCE AGAINI really liked Rarity's blanket in her crib. Those two have the best interactions.
>>26874305
who cares about colts
The episode confirmed that Celestia and Luna weren't born as alicorns. I guess that means the retarded books are officially canon.
>>26874303
Use your words as an artist to describe why his design was shit, or go to sleep.
Oh god annoying pinkie
why can't they write her well
>>26874373
my nigga
I actually like snails but holy shit I wanna kick snips fucking teeth in
>>26874308
Shout is the first and only one who comes to mind.
Some of the female drawfags also got married so there's a possibility.
>>26874279
I liked that she was still a little conniving
I hope she keeps that
>>26874360
I wish I'd been a part
>>26874397
I disagree but I am also looking forward to the new episodes.Besides, better dull than taking unnecessary risks like certain other major eps, you'd have to agree.
I prefer dialogue over action, and the dialogue exchanges in this episode were some of the better in the show at large.
What do you guys think of this changeling near the end of the episode?
>>26874303
Draw a better version of Sunburst, do it by changing the least necessary.
Did you not like his glasses? Did you hate his goatee? He needs his facial hair: he's a wizard and wizards have beards.
>>26874422
>Oh god annoying pinkie
I thought Pinkie was alright in this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE&feature=youtu.be
so how did you all like the return of our favorite horse cartoon?
>>26874380
Yes, some of us want to fondle those heavy, unspent orbs full of pent up dork, but we're talking in pure aesthetics here
sunburst a qt
>>26874416
Fuck you
>>26874387
TACKLE THE BABY
Well.It kinda sucked.It honestly fealt like a mid-tier usual episode, rather than a beginning of a season.No epic, dialogs were waaaaay too long and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SONG!But it wasn't THAT terrible.Dunno, 5/10 wouldn't rewatch
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/3/26/1117214.gif
The other guards sure were disappointed about not being chosen
>>26874451
WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING CAMEOS
>>26874451
Foreshadowing.
>>26874419
what a graceful pony
>>26874407
REEEEEEEEE-oh.
>>26874455
>a party!
>and a party!
>aaaand a part!!!
>>26874451
looks like a giant flying lobster
Now that shitposters are gone, can we agree that was a good episode? Not the best but still good?
>>26874451
Changeling baby kidnapping subplot confirmed
>>26874408
I don't understand her hairline. Why doesn't it go down the middle of her head like a normal unicorn with that style
>>26874470
yeah i would literally never make the conscious decision to re-watch this one
>>26874144
Overall it was pretty good. I'm okay with Flurry Heart so long as she basically doesn't appear again (she's so much like a fan-made OC that it's cringe to watch her). It was pretty easy to ignore her this ep.
Favorite part was Sunburst and Starlight, by far. His situation hit a little too close to home (which I'm sure the writers knew would happen with a lot of people watching). Those two interacting made the ep, Spike wasn't too annoying, and the Mane 6's roles were mostly forgettable.
7/10 I guess. Not terrible like S4's premiere, but Sunburst is really the only thing about this ep I actually want to reappear.
>>26874496
I thought it was an 8/10 myself. Smiled through the whole thing.
It's good to have pony back.
>>26874478
oh man the pouty face on the one on the left
>>26874496
>anthro
>>26874451
I knew that pony flying in the background was suspicoius.
I'm glad someone found out it was a changeling so soon.
Does this confirm Queen Chrysalis might make a return this season? Because she fucking better.
Time Skip for Season 7
Cutie Mark Crusaders + Diamond Tiara + Babs + [Other Pegasus Filly] = New Mane6
Flurry Heart + Cake Twins = New CMC
Sunburst is a teacher/butler to Flurry Heart who lives in Ponyville and is a LITTLE SHIT but she's a cute shit
>>26874490
Yes anon we know Pinkie was badly written but we've grown accustomed to it by now.
>>26874496
Any episode with best horse is a good episode.
>>26874496
Really solid season premiere. Danger was present, baby was cute, Starlight and Sunburst was cute as hell, even the last minute fix was somewhat believable.
>>26874451
It's a throwaway joke. Rogue changelings are like moths. He's just flying toward the bright light.
He'll bump his head on the glass for a few hours then they'll light some citronella candles and he'll go away.
>>26874451
IMMENENT FORESHADOWING
HE'S GOING TO HAVE FLURRY HEART FOALNAPPED AND TAKE THE BABBYS PLACE
ALL DAT PARENTAL LOVE HE'LL HAVE IT MADE
>>26874387
>facehugger pones
>>26874513
https://derpiboo.ru/1117222
>>26874504
Premature balding. She was taking crazy amounts of steroids and other shit to enhance her magic for her showdown with Twilight. She's suffering from it now.
She's combing her mane differently to hide the fact that her hairline is receeding.
She's probably infertile now too.
Revenge is a poisonous drug.
>>26874571
>Flurry Heart
>Explicit
Excuse you
>>26874496
Sorry, but someone simply disagreeing with your opinions or disliking something doesn't make them a shitposter, as you put it.
>>26874513
It was always my favorite, but after last season things are up in the air.
>>26874417
Why would people think the books weren't canon?
Why do people obsess about canonicity in general?
>>26874387
Ponies have very tough corneas.
>>26874429
THIS
The best part of the premiere was Glimmy still being manipulative with Twilight and Spike, just in a more benign way.
I want to see her make others do stupid shit all season.
>>26874556
Oh man they would write a kidnapping. It'll be a good excuse for an adventure to the Changelings' home, take the baby back, and then reform Chrysalis. And they'll make a bunch of lame jokes about how she can't deal with the baby
>>26874597
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
>>26874553
>The changling at the very end wasn't foreshadowing, it was just a joke about being attracted to the bright light
Just like the book with stars and a swirl at the beginning of Season 3 didn't mean shit.
>>26874534
>right nwo
>NWO
actual third eye prophecy confirmed
this is the future you chose mlpg
So what's Glimmer's personality supposed to be?
>>26874623
>changleling guest VA is danny devito
>I'm an aunt!
Jesus fuck my waifu is an aunt now
I feel old
>>26874639
>>26874639
friendslave
>>26874639
Sexy.
>>26874647
>twilight mother is no longer technically a milf
dayum
>>26874639
Stupid Twilight
>Crystal princesses get no changes to their design
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26874623
It would also reinforce the original lore about changelings taking the place of babies to steal the love from the parents.
>>26874639
Insecure and willing to manipulate others so she feels less terrible about herself
But she's also charismatic when she's getting other people to do things, just not on a personal level implying that she's a sociopath
>>26874647
ONT
>>26874670
oh my god she's a gilf
>>26874662
I'm wondering how the fuck they manipulated the wind to send a fucking snowflake sized piece of paper hundreds of miles.
>>26874643
but he already had a cameo
>Don't ask me why, but you'll have to read all these scrolls
>>26874662
>ur a faget
>>26874556
The baby is Chrysalis!
That's why its an alicorn, and doing its best to fuck up the place. Chrysalis thinks its hilarious.
Her plan was to absorb and entire nation's worth of love and become unstoppable
But she didn't know about the Crystalling ceremony, and when she learned about it it was too late to back out
So she broke the Crystal Heart, hoping that would prevent it
But Sunburst fixed it, they did the ceremony and now she's stuck in that form with her magic severely limited
>>26874670
But she is technically a mother still?
>>26874692
UNF
>>26874662
Wings are so neat
>>26874697
https://youtu.be/NFQCYpIHLNQ
>>26874700
>THE BEES
>I'M AN ANT
Did twily forgot how to speak
>>26874662
>that card shape
"I bet the Jews did this"
>>26874639
Penitent, traumatized, manipulative.
>>26874700
>Twilight taking a villain home
>You don't have to tell me about what happened
>But you have to read all these scrolls
oh god
>>26874670
>>26874692
>>26874715
>>26874716
>>26874697
What else ya gonna do when you don't have a maildragon or a postowl?
>>26874639
Conniving, Insecure, Guilt-ridden
But willing to change
>>26874700
>Twilight will never make you proofread her fanfictionThank god.
>>26874639
slut slut slut slut slut slut
I can't watch the premier because it would reveal my powerlevel.
how do you draw good ponuts
http://i.imgur.com/pEIqkax.jpg
>>26874796
Anon that's Rarity.
>Only on Discovery Family
>drumroll
>tum tittily tum tum
LET GO
Spike was really the backbone of these episodes.
>all that reassurance and moving the plot forward
>>26874700
This with Starlight and reading scrolls when
LINK TO SECOND EPISODE WHERE
>>26874830
>Spike is a better teacher than Twilight
>>26874766
>>26874792
>>26874815
Excuse me, she's a married mare
She just wants to lick you.
>>26874762
They'll never dare to do it again.
>>26874822Viva la Hub
>>26874810
>the eye
sshit
http://i.imgur.com/WhRvRLv.jpg
Yep
they don't know how to write the ponkers anymore
>>26874734
>>26874852
RIGHT HERE
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
>>26874867
Macaroni Pony is not for sexual. He is for leaving alone so he may become true Wizard in a few years.
>>26874890
I'll makeh im for sexual and no one can stop me
So, did the Crystalling take all of her powers or is she still a horse banshee?
>those adoring crystal filly fans praising spike
I bet Spike gets mad pus$$y
>>26874913
She's a screamer in bed.
>>26874901
Good start, but need it in 4k to get 20x the greatness of that ass.
>>26874913
Babies are only dangerous for a short while after being born, remember the cake twins?
>>26874913
There was a quick line about one of the multiple spells being handed out stabilizing her power outbursts. So she's safe now.
BABY FUCK
BABY FUCK
IT'S AWWWWWWWRIIIIIIGHT
>>26874913
I think part of the thing was that it bled off enough of her wild newborn power that she's not a danger anymore.
>"Now neither of us will be virgins," whispers Sunburst menacingly to a bound and helpless Starlight as he massages her clit with his telekinesis.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/3/26/1117252.gif
Poor Flurry Heart
I wanna suck off sunburst
>>26874296
>Spike
>into older mares
>all this attention spend on one over years
>ends up scoring with a mare even younger than the Cake twins
>mfw
>>26874867
no but serious how do you draw ponuts properly
>>26874165
sonata dusk pls
>>26874180
season 6 is a mistake
Thread is going so fast, no one will notice that I want to Sunburst cum inside me.
>>26875008
>her heart beats faster, and she sucks at her gag a little harder. Finally, her fantasy is finally coming true after all these years
>>26875008
>>26875077
>>26875071
So do I ano
So od i
Don't shake (or throw) the baby
>>26874564
>>26875113
If you're gonna draw child abuse, keep the baby invulnerable so it's basically just impotent rage.Just like this thread.
>>26875113
Perfect
>>26875113
now that's what I call a bouncing baby!
>>26875113
Good job Panka
You almost killed a child and endangered an entire kingdom
>>26875112
"Hey celestia, are you the sluttiest mare?"
Anyone want to fix this?
>>26874456
is this an anime
about horse racing
but as anthro girls
what the fuck
>>26875153
Headhumpers, Gordon!
>>26875153
that babys one handful
Poor Shining Armor so tired. and his wife.
He reminded me of twilight when he was talking to her at the train station
>>26875160
Judging by her face she still seems to be invulnerable.
>>26875172
They'll make more.
>>26875172
>almost killed a child and saved an entire kingdom
>>26875113
Please don't throw the babies.
>>26874867
unf
>>26874406
>When you realize you caused mass extinction and the end of the world just because you got dumped by a NEET
>>26875187
Its shitty anime with horse ears slapped on.
Don't kick the goddamn baby.
>>26875211
With all that flying she's doing it's a really good thing they kept the diaper on the baby
Did FlyingSaucer weigh in on what he thought of Sunburst?
So pretty much trailers spoiled entire thing, way to go.
>>26875259
He doesn't like him because he's a fucking pleb
>>26875259
>he
>>26875259
He mentioned multiple times that he doesn't like his character design.
Well celesta talked and we got celestia flying around with her big fucken princesswings
I rate it celestia/celestia
>>26875259
He thinks he's ugly.
Then again, look at his OC.
>>26875268
They should have at least stopped airing the ad during the commercial breaks. That way it would have been possible to avoid the spoilers.
>>26875112
WAR IS LOVE
>>26875296
>male, skinny DoubleStuf
SHE WAS GREAT.
>>26875296
but that sketch is so old
>>26875293
Her wings are so much larger than Luna's.
It was nice seeing them in action again. I wonder if they'll ever expand on the "Celestia & Luna weren't born as alicorns" thing.
>>26875230
God Shining was cute
>>26875308
They'll probably keep the same ad running way into the season, so hopefully at least future episodes won't get spoilered.
>>26875323
THAT HAIRLINE THOUGH.
they should have made it more like raritys or trixie what were they thinkiiiiing
>got his CM early on
>went to the most important magical school of his country
>never managed to do anything important in his life
>all he has in life is a bunch of books and broken dreams
>all his potential wasted because he never tried to change the world, unlike StarlightAnd it could happen to you, too.
>>26875346
>Her wings are so much larger than Luna's.
All the better to hug you with
>>26875336
doesn't make the OC itself any less ugly
Spike was really, really good.
>>26875287
HAS NO STYLE
>>26875336
and wearing a lavender hoodie thing I mean what the heck
>>26875259
I am not particularly fond of him
facial hair, clothes, glasses, etc etc
>>26875293
>the constant longing, hoping and praying for any Celestia screen time at all
I'm going to savor each and every frame
>>26875289
Oh my god.
>>26875375
Yea he was pretty good thru the whole episode
>>26875382
HE HAS NO FACE
>>26875388
She sounded different this time around than she has
>>26875370
>>And it could happen to you, too.
And there's nothing wrong with it because potential is never used or wasted
potential does not exist
nothing you do will be remembered
nothing you do matters
nothing matters
this universe will implode and re-explode again
nothing is important except living the moment and having a fun and happy life
>>26874406
Starlight's mane is definitely receeding.
>>26874406
>multiple levels of pony despair
>>26875239
BUT IT'S 2016
>>26875405
the voices of the entire cast have changed
>tfw 5 years
>>26875439
source
What a great feeling
>>26875399
>>26875449
Not that radically. I'd say it's just the 2 CMC really who have had noticeable changes in their voices.
>Sweetie and Applebloom sounding even more mature this season
I want an episode where Starlight gets a crush on Spike.
>>26875434
>multiple levels of pony diaper
>>26875477
Not gonna happen.
>>26875464
>Fall
THAT BETTER NOT BE FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, BOY
>>26875370
>he never made friends like Twilight
>he never got married and procreated like Shining and Cadence
>he never dedicated his life to taking an active role in something important and made real change like Starlight
Macaroni pony is an allegory for the current "lost generation" of white american males age 20-40 that are still watching this show.
no wonder everyone here wants to suck his dick
>>26875492
It's a Fallout 3 .iso
>>26875423
Now this is nihilism I can get behind
>>26875471
Check the first episodes of season 1, Applejack's voice was totally different back then.
>>26875239