Post a (preferably lewd) pic of the pone you wanna bang. The last digit of your post is the length of your dick (in inches) that you have to fuck her with. Zero is dickless.
Tempt fate, anons. Starting us off with a Bimbo Dash.
>>26809820
>Dickless
Well shit.
>>26809823
You McFuckedUp Anon.
>>26809820
rolling
>>26809855
rolling
I want to satisfy her so much. Pls be big.
>>26809878
>Nailing breastlestia with 8 inch cock
I can certainly live with that.
Roll
>>26809899
>>26809823
>She teases and laughs at you for having no dick.
>The torment and frustration of never being able to fuck or cum inside Dash or any woman ever again.
I wish this didn't turn me on
Roll
>tfw humiliation fetish
pls be small
>>26809940
Not sure if being a eunuch would provoke humiliation as much as pity from bookhorse.
>>26809968
OP said dickless, so he might still have his balls and just no dick.
Only monster cocks and no cocks at all.
Roll for rarara
>>26809929
A perfect roll for a perfect mare
What's with all this human shit
>>26809820
Rollin
dis gon b gud
it gon b guuuuud
>>26810101
Because women are sexier than ponies?
Large numerals pls
>>26810101
Boards full of faggots, obviously.
>>26810152
fug
Rolling
>>26809820
Rolling for Baeburn
I wanna fuck this mare into oblivion
>>26810202
It's long enough to pound prostate. I can work with that.
rollan
>>26810219
>McChicken
>9 inches
SHIEEET
>>26810150
I want to cum inside this deliciousnight-mare
>>26810219
I think you might break her.
>>26809820
>"Oh my...
>...It's so...
>IT'S SO CUTE!
>Are all human penises as tiny and adorable as yours, Anon?"
>>26809820
Rolling
>>26810252
PREDICTED
>>26810204
will Tom Cruise be there? if so can i cum?
>>26809820
>>26810282
don't you mean, pre"dick"ted?
I bet she likes it rough. Bless me, number god
>>26810311
checked
>>26810333
checked, nice job anon
>>26810325
fucking carlos
rolling rolling rolling
>>26809820
nah
Here we go
>>26810354
rolling for who, anon?
my roll is for starlight, who will absolutely get rekted by ma dick
>>26810204
FUCK
>>26809820
Sunshit
Roll
May the dice gods bless my roll
>>26810391
you sure about that?
Roll
>>26810402
cut my life into pieces
>>26810391
At least I aint as bad as this twat
>>26810416
nice, six inch driller,
rolling for same
>>26810428
8 inches inside adagio, damn
Rambo Dosh
>>26810451
my condolances m9, for dashy
rollin for granny smith
>>26810484
rollin same
rolling for luna
rolling for the mayor
Rollin' for Rarara. I must have really pissed off the RNG at some point in a past life though, because he always fucks me over.
>>26810391
rerolling this for something starlight can be more satisfied with
>>26810531
looks like fate says otherwise
Rolling for Trixie.
>>26810549
damn, only the best for the great and powerful trixie huh?
>>26810549
Yoooo. Fuckin' A. What a roll.
Roll for Carrot top
>>26810531
>>26810391
starlight needs someone who can really pleasure her in bed anons, seems like i must intervene
>>26810564
roll for same
>>26810599
good one anon, carrot top will certainly get rekt tonight ay
Rollin to cuck all these tiny starlightfags.
rolling for pinkie pie
>>26810647
and cuck you did, and kek i did
kek
>>26809820
you lose OP
>>26810647
show off, well at least starlight will be happy
>tfw ma dick too small to plez ma waifu ;_;
>>26809820
Rolling
>>26810701
Topkek
>>26810701
kek
roll for same
>>26810710
topper kek
>All these 1's and 2's
>>26809820
how do we get anything above 9 inches? also rolling
Even if my cock turns out small, he can fuck me. I can't lose!
>>26810723
oh, well there are some 3s too
also rolling for Cloudy Quartz
>>26810739
fuck yeah I fill sugar up! look at that booty I pound and weep
>>26810739
get dubs fagit
>>26810742
>bottoming for Big Mac
RIP my asshole, but works for me
>>26810780
you first bitch
>>26810799
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>26810789
like these guys
>>26810799
>>26810788
>>26810333
rollin for Cadence
>>26810857
rolling for Flurry :)
Ready for micro dick
Rollin
>>26810908
>failed for micro dick
kek
>>26810908
>>Ready for micro dick
>Gets an 8
Yeah fuck you.
rolling for octavia
>>26810927
well then i get vinyl m9
>>26810780
>>26810739
how about we add the dubs and trips, like if 11=2
and 44=8
333=6
777=14
and so on, so only works for dubs, but if trips or higher it is a nice looking and effective penis
>>26810150
>Women are sexier than ponies
The dick
>>26810977
14 inch, damn
>>26809820
8/10 chance for an expanded dong.
I like my odds here.
Rell
>no one's posted Flutters yet
Don't mind if I do
>>26810991
kek
i roll for both spa pones
>>26810991
Your odds seem to be against you
>>26810986
Saddest part is I'll probably never get to feel my balls slap on her apples.
Mostly because she's not real but a 14 inch dong would likely guarantee no hilting inside a little pony
roll4lyra to complete the musical mare collectionheh, musical mares
>>26811020
You even more.
^:)
>>26811029
well the average size of a horse's penis is between 12-24 inches anon, so, i think it would fit just fine
>>26810908
>"A-anon! It's, its-!"
"Small? Yeah, I'm probably not much compared to-"
>"It's bucking HUGE!" Rainbow cuts you off, pointing at your member with a shaky hoof and a red face. "Like, how is that going to fit in me?"
>What.
"Compared to a stallion?"
>The pegasus gives you an annoyed look, her blush diminishing slightly. "Anon, ponies aren't very big compared to you in body size. Sure, a stallion packs some serious junk. For stuff on our scale, that is."
>Rainbow turns around and bends over, her behind in the air and tail held to the side.
>The inviting wink you get makes your dick as hard as it could possibly be.
>"Enough talk. Now break me in half you silly man."
>Correction, you just got harder.
>The following morning, you were glad to see the pony get out of bed with both a smile AND a limp.
>>26811071
Oh yeah forgot about that. Guess it just depends how little one thinks they are.
>>26809823
Dickless also can mean woman. RB is already lespone
Yandere Pinkie roll.
>>26811071
what about horses with 36 inch phallus's anon?
Rolling for that tight farmgirl pussy
>>26811100
>tripdubs
So is that 0 or massive?
>>26811079
sauce
>>26809820
>>26811100
you are either a futa or a mare, i cant tell
Rollin!
>>26811147
same roll
I have a picture of flurry heart that's kinda lewd, but I don't know if that's ok to post.
let's roll this
>>26810908
>>26811079
>>26811118
>Those numbers interested in Dash
Petite pegasus mares need to be speared on huge dongs
>>26811147
oh, nice.
>>26811154
Should I post it?
>>26811159
>9
>>26811181
>lewd of a literal infant
Please do not do that
>>26811181
do it fagit, we can make it look not sexy or lewd, this is a safe board
>>26811118
https://e621.net/post/show/839426/2016-anus-blue_fur-blush-butt-captainpudgemuffin-d
>>26811159
wat da fuk, need sauce
and rolling second
>>26811203
>offline
fuck
>>26811196
I'll post the link if someone wants to actually post it, they can. I'm not risking it.
Https://derpibooru.org/1076935?scope=scpef93a06965d610ec8c3f4b810aee0ef7cce1fa805
rolling for cousin Apple Blossom
they see me rollin...
>>26811187
spindlesx
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-spindlesx
here
>>26811100Can this count as a reroll?
>>26811243
Lyra has a much bigger futa dick than you, you should feel shame
>>26811250
kek
>>26811250
>TWICE
>>26811238
>being scarred of bans
>>26811244
was meant for
>>26811207
>>26811278
Well, that baby is dead.
>>26811238
really, this one, this one has been posted on /mlp numerous amounts of times, are you some kind of newfag?
>>26811147
>'J-just a little more!' you think with a squeak
>You bite your lip and peek out of the crack in the supply closet door.
>Still no one in the halls. Good.
>You stifle a groan as he finally seems to bottom out, giving you the delicious full feeling you've always wanted.
>His hands roll your skirt up just a little more before he grips your waist and..!
>You gasp at the sudden, wonderful jolt.
>He pushes in just a little more, mashing your ass to his hips, and pressing his tip against your cervix.
>Screw what Adagio said. This was a perfect idea!
>>26811244
>>26811284
>>26811207
Oh my shit, how have i only just found this, thank you anon, ma dick is so hard, Maud would think it was a rock
>>26811315
unf, continue
>>26811330
The Fuck?
>>26811330
well um, ok, ma boner has just been, shot, this artist is shit, post some better versions
>>26811250
Sorry son. Applepone ain't gay. If I have a tangible dick, I'll fuck her for you.
>>26811330
>tfw not sexy enough
my dick needs to be around 21% harder anon, wat is this?
>>26811250
I am so sorry mate
>>26811330
Why is there so very few pictures of good corset piercing?
>>26810964
sounds good.
I'm going to need two digits, anything less than a foot and I might as well not have anything
>>26811100
Ha!
>>26811380
>the condom is for her
Oh
Okay!
>>26811380
>0
Oh don't worry. You'll get a foot.Her foot in your ass for showing up without a dick.
>>26811239
don't break her
>>26811380
well you did say you might as well have nothing so, jinxed yourself there
>>26811380
>0
kek
>>26811380
Too bad...
Rolling for best birdhorse
>>26811413
FUCK
>>26811380
>>26811422
>>26811418
>>26811413
I can live with it
We'll say this roll was for her >>26811409
>>26811250
the suicide button is available I got 9 inches in this thickness>>26810739 I fill her up too and you can tape it
>>26811426
i second this roll, the griffin puss will be rekt by my futa cock
Rollin
>>26811442
>2
Consider suicide.
>>26811315
Good gods continue please writefriend
>>26811399
Oh shit did I just break her for my dick?
>>26811442
That's a very pretty Celly you have there Anon.
Roll
have mercy
>>26811463
Ill try dat
>>26811441
more like you will get wrecked by the length of her futa cock ^^^
>>26811466
Fuck I am taking all of them with 9s and high dubs. THIS IS MY SLUT BITCH!
>>26811441
A 1 dubs, a 4 dubs, and a 1. So either you have an 8 a 2 or a 1 inch cock. My vote for multiple dubs is they cancel out, so use single.
>>26811472
so Gildas futa cock is twice as big as my futa cock, eh, still would sexx
>>26811461
>>26811463
Lol amateurs.
Behold this0
>>26811487
you where saying?
I don't do sexes
>>26811487
NICE
Give her a good one anon
>>26811480
...you only use the last set of digits
Rolling for the dankicorn
>>26811499
Maybe not you, But I sure do...
>>26811499
18 inch cok, sweet celestia
>>26811499
>I don't do sexes
>18 inches
Cruel fate
>>26811499
>>99
>18
Because you literally can't fit?
>>26811499
>>26811499
18.............
>>26811499
>18
Winrar.exe
>>26811499
What a fucking waste of 9 inches
>>26811510
kek
>>26811399
>>26811487
good on you but I did better.>>26811466 after taking this guys applejack stripping in her room>>26811399>>26811100 and my pride and joy>>26810739
>>26809820
THIS IS BAITalso roll for threesome
>>26811499
Sorry I understand the pain of not getting it all in. feels bad man
>>26811499
I keep getting zeros, can I suck your dick?
>>26811531
Feeling kinda small, there?
>>26811531
kek
ill second this roll, gunna wreck dat chicken
>>26811510
What the what?
>>26809820
plz
>>26811529
>Rolling more than once.
Infact...
>217 posts
>59 IPs
>>26811531
Rolling for better chances
>>26811551
C U C K E D
>>26811531
roll!
>>26811551
If you want a big cock, you gotta roll pony Dash.
>>26811553
13 inches thanks to dubs, shit luck that none of them can take it except Scootaloos ass
Rolling to dick the DJ
>>26811574
There are no dubs there, retard. 3 inches baby.
>>26811574
kek
I wanna cum inside the mint horse
>>26810908
>>26811079
>>26811118
>>26811168
>>26811568
GIANT DONGS FOR LITHE MARES
>>26811604
>Real minty freshness
>>26811604
I want the flower one
>>26811626
rolling for rose
>>26811619
Dead mint horse
>>26811666
Hey, another 18
Unf
>>26811666
>18 inch satan thorn cock
I'd hate to be your waifu.
>>26811684
Might want to stay away from Sunset Shimmer then
>>26811666
satanic got
rolling to cum inside Pixel Pizzaz wit a big penis
Rollin for adorable season 6 glim glam
rolling for Pixel Pizzaz
>>26811250
I'll just leave through the back door I think...
roll for Screwy, the blue one, that thinks they are a dog
Roll Sunshine Smiles
truly an awful thread
>>26811735
re roll for dat Pixel Pizzaz
>>26811776
you reason are...........?
>>26811790
Again, but in English.
>>26811776
Nice timestamp quads senpai
>>26811824
Why the fuck do you say so, mate? Please, give some reasons we could elaborate on, would you?
>>26811824
>again in english
newfag? normie?
>>26811824
i want to roll for your ass m9
>>26811866
>12 inches
make em moanl anon, kek
>>26811882
moan
>>26809820
>>26811890
re rolling for you mate
>>26811890
>>26811900
Roll pony Dash you fugs.
