https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc6siQbzv9o
>>26798944
W-what?
When does mas production start, and when is the soonest I can buy my own?
>>26798944
How do I become a beta hug tester?
>>26798944
This.
This is what the future looks like..
Oh man, the sex plushes are going to be TOO COLD in the coming decade.
>>26798944
Needs more lazors, and tank treads, and power steering and hellfire missiles. Otherwise pretty good.
Sweetie bot.....cool
>>26798944
>not fuckable
>legs all wrong
>moves like it has diabeetus
manyyes/10 would buy
>>26798944
But where do I put my penis?
>>26799177
>hug
>>26798944
the singularity is upon us
>>26798944
will it have an antenna in the hornwill it have a fun hole?
This shit will kill us all
>>26798944
too far
>>26798944
And people say the fandom's dead.
>>26798944
IT BEGINS
>>26798944
I WANT AND NEED THIS ROBO PONE
>>26798944
congrats, you made a slow chinese walking toy from 90s
fuckable version, when?
>>26798944
your mad genius, why have i never seen this, continue to make progress, soon, sweetie bot will rule this world
>>26798944
EPIC, dont stop, continue until the end
>>26803246
It only came out yesterday.
>>26799883
do you know wat proto type means, honestly all the fegits who say , "this robot looks like shit, erection/10 would not buy", most likely don't know the meaning of prototype, as in not finale version, as in will be shit and wont be anything like the finale product, seriously even i dont have this much autism and faggotry, and im autistic and a massive faggot
>>26803246
>>26803283
oh that explains it, well i hope in the next decade or so, the finale version or maybe even a civilian platform could come out, this is the next best thing after lyra plushies
>>26798944
How much should I pledge?
>>26803307
do the 40$ plan, sweetie bot would never thank you for free m9
>>26803307
That's explain all these retarded posts here.
Greatest shilling ever.
Good job.
>>26803364
wut?
>>26803364
>mfw not actually a shill
>mfw just some fan who thinks this is awesome
>mfw you won't believe me
>>26803307
pledge on the amount you can afford fagot, simple
>>26803307
i would pledge 1 dollar cause ima cheap bastard lil
>>26798944
IMAGINE
AN ENTIRE ARMY OF SWEETIE BOTS
TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH!
>>26798944
Does it have a slot where I can mount my bad dragon mare pussy?
>>26803428
heres my idea
One true first sweetie bot, the smartest of them all, the most autonomous with only herself in control and the longest that has lived, the one we love the most, also self sufficient, the least cared for physically
main 6 sweetie bots, 2nd smartest, 2nd longest living, not as autonomous, could be controled
69 elite legion sweetie bots, work as a hive mind, 3rd smartest, 3rd autonomous and can cantrol one another as one
the 300 spartan sweetie bots, 4th smartest, 4th autonomous, can be controled individually
420 blaze it m9 sweetie bots, the dankest, the most sweg but less smart, and always have the memes on the primitive minds
the 9001 grand army of sweetie bots, some smarts, some autonomy and can be controlled be humans
the lowest sweetie bots, generic, terrible ai, and need human intervention to function, more like drones, are in the 10,000 - over a million population
wat do you anons think, any feed back?
>>26803521
also first sweetie bot is the most durable and resistant to water, but it still bothers her
>>26803521
>>26803562
Is the first sweetie bot 'sentient' and 'rational'?
That's not a bot, nor a robot... that's an 'automaton'
Be careful with Automaton, because they can easily turn against you, and with her, a whole army of sweetie bots on you
>>26803583
she is partially sentient, but has 5 codes of rule she can not break, dont know what codes, but thats what you anons are for, any more questions, this one was gud
>>26803614
>>26803583
she could also think about philosophy sometimes but usual would come back to a mindset of simple cut logic
>>26803614
Rule 1: She cannot deny any sexual request.
>>26803675
>>26803614
um ok, why not, other rules anons? maybe something to touch up on destroying humanity?
>>26803675
bump, i vote for this to be rule 1
any more idea anons? :/
>>26798944
every anon, funding, this, now
>>26798944
bump for interest
>>26803307
Is it just me, or do the things you get not really match up with the amount pledged?
>>26798944
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?
>>26803841
nope, seems like a fair deal to me, oh wait, are you poor anon? ^_^
>>26798944
the end times are knew, bow before our new robo pone overloads
>>26804097
>end times are knew
>are knew
>knew
do you mean near?
>>26798944
they will have to not called it sweetie bot tho because of copy write
>>26803916
Not bipedal enough. No room for fantasy armor or a cock gun.
>>26804084
>^_^
End yourself.
>>26804114
they can call it 5W33T13 B0T
>>26804139
but then i cant fund the glorious sweetie bot, ~_0
>>26804140
>>26804114
how about SWeeT13 B0t ?
>>26804166
the sweet 13 B0t, perfect
>>26804150
I guess it's true. People with money really are faggots.
>>26804189
>tfw i only wish i had real money, and dont live in a shit home and a shit neighborhood in shitland
yeah well you cant exactly say that anon, im not really rich just trollin m9, why do you assume tho, u poor too m9?
>>26803521
anons any more questions, you guys can contribute greatly to the future of the world, how about you anon, yeah you>>26804189
any ideas you wanna tell us?
>>26804214
Fuck yes I'm poor. I'm only going to be able to take one 30 day vacation this year.
>>26798944
He's doing it! The absolute mad man.
>>26804273
well shit, hope it is a fun vacation, ill just be here living wit my mum, hope you can be happier than i am anon, you probably are
>>26803675
rule 2: she is not aloud to call me a autist and massive faggot, no matter how true it is, but can call everyone else a massive autistic faggot
>>26804273
a vacation, you lucky bastard, where to?
>>26804318
that is a terrible rule, i vote down, you massive autistic fegit
this is a fantastic thing, the whole fandom must know of this, i can already see the crowd going wild over it, sweetie bots for everypony
>>26804305
I'm kidding dude, I get two weeks in the summer to go see the family and the lads before I go on deployment again.
>>26804358
>mfw
you sunna biatch -_-
>>26804358
>>26804421
and i do believe you just got trolled m9
>>26799883
Well, if you think this bot is so shit, lets see your robot pone.
>>26804443
off by one
fuck my life, y u do dis anon?
>>26798944
BUMP
sweetie bot is here mates, embrace her
>>26798944
bumping this
>>26798944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBJxZf-Dgs
>>26804736
kik
>>26804777
checked
this thread still live?
>>26804964
Nope
>>26805000
checked niggga
>>26798944
>No one checked this.
Checkd. Anyone else kind of disturbed by 3d ponies?
This would literally be the only thing holding me back from making an attempt at something like OPs post too.
>>26805022
well its the future you are talking about anon, stuff like dis is the new reality, the world is changing where fantasy cums to life, a you have to do is be on board for tomorrow, or stay in the world of yesterday.
also do you have any feed back you'd like to give on this?>>26803521
>>26805022
do you fuck a lyra plush?
if yes, this should not be disturbing
if no, why are you on /mlp again?
>>26805093
I want like what you are saying, but you type like an idiot.
>>26805128
first of all, thx
second of all, thx?
>>26805114
>tfw I'm a no.
>pic
Uhh.. Yes?
>>26805093
Eh not much to say on the matter, although the automaton coding for the first one would probably be hell to go through. And i think you put the 420 swegity bots on the wrong scale. Assuming they can make memes. You would have to be pretty smart and self-aware to even make meme. There are memes for a reason.
But on a serious note though guys, You dont want to mass produce these things.
A.It'd loss its unique niche.
B.I hope your not trying to make a robotic race ponies.
>>26798944
It's over. This isn't a cool project anymore
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/03/the-sweetie-bot-uprising-new-project-to.html?m=1
/an/ here, step it up motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0jBzi-gKco
>>26805298
well not so much make memes, but just spread already existing memes, like what all 4chan users do already, so like 4chan user sweetie bots more like, also that is why there are shit sweetie bots and the special sweetie bots, like getting a stack of cards, you buy a ton of shit ones, then one day you get a unique one,
yes, that is exactly what will happen, like cute terminator of some sort,
thank you for this feedback, much appreciated, any other anons wanna ask something or bring a new perspective?
>>26805321
>implying the autism bux boost aren't going to make this go beyond our greatest hopes and dreams
>>26805321
why, because it is ruski?
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>26805336
thats a cyborg cock roach, kinda a different field than total robot anon
>>26798944
You thought i wouldnt notice that pi on the back. ^:)
this thread alive, this is actually interesting concepts here
>>26798944
hopefully this thread will not 404, i wanna be here tomorrow, good night faggots, i will suck all your dicks, so good, you'd think i was a succubus
>>26805861
Are you a succubus?
>>26798944
I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!
>>26806078
i am if you want me to be, baby :)
>>26798944
somepony screencap this shit, this must be documented
damnit dont 404 on me now thread
come on thread, stay with me, ill be damned if a small amount of faggs know of this, all the faggs must know, all of them
this thread better be up in the morning, night guys, see you in around 10 hours or so
>>26803307
10$ for a name in the credits, something that everyone skips, especially considering there will be several dozen or hundreds in some projects?
20$ for it to "say" something with a software that anyone could get for free?
Folks, if you just tuned in, please skim through the thread.
We have achieved maximum hiatus. The pinnacle of autism.
you faggots are basically going to pledge money so some other cunts can have pony. nope. I am not funding pony for someone else
>>26805400
Ok, but imagine fusing them together.
rat brains have been used to control robots before, Sweetie-Bot could actually be alive
>>26804114
is sweetie bot copy written?
It is a fan character after all.
>>26808233
This is a prototype, that means that after the first one is completed, they will work on upgrading it and then they will be able to make them better, and then make more of them for sell, or release the information on making one to the public.
>>26803307
How much do i have to pledge to get my own sweetie bot?
>>26808254
Its not copyright at all, its a completely free thing until someone does decide to claim it.
>>26808233
If they open source it then anyone can have their own pony
>>26808266
Probably cost of materials, labor / manufacturing, and shipping.
>>26808233
All you will need is an electronics shop and a 3D printer.
you faggots are basically going to pledge money so some other cunts can have pony. nope. I am not funding pony for someone else
>>26808291
You said that already, you can go now.
>>26808311
my mistake, had captcha error but it sent anyway
>>26798944
inb4 DARPA assumes control of the project and turns it into a weapons delivery system
>>26798944
This is fucking creepy
>>26798944
cute ears moving when
>>26808461
See I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>26808461
It is
Once it's finished its gonna be really fucking scary. Slow moving plus a cheap speaker for the voice makes a spooky chinese baby doll
>>26809162
Except its russian.Let that sink in.
I think everyone just need some sleep to see the horror of what is happening here
hey faggots, i am back, morning, good to see this thread is not dead, yet, anyone got any fresh ideas for this post?>>26803521
>>26809190
well actually i think it makes sense a russian finally got the audacity to make sweetie bot, maybe this is where she gets her diabolical nature from
>>26809190
Ruskis never cease to surprise me with their experimentation.
>>26803521
well maybe the rules can be these
1: sweetie bot must please whoever is her master, and her master can only allow her to please somepony else if the master makes somepony else the master
2: sweetie bot is not allowed to make repulsive noise with her voice box when her master is around, but can when other faggots are around
3: sweetie bot must speak what ever language her master is native to at all times, when around her master unless said otherwise
4: rape
5: sweetie bot must not be aloud to destroy and/or take over the world unless her master says so or dies
so if she kills her master, which she can, she will rule the planet, i did not think these rules through, any tweaking you anons wanna do?
>>26809755
i can only see one of these rules being useful, the rest are complete autism
>>26809755
>aloud
Kill yourself.
>>26798944
As much as I'm impressed by the work behind it ...
... you completely fucked the legs anatomy : unless you change the bones and articulations it will never look like the "real" thing while walking.
>>26798944
The age of robowaifus is closer and closer with every day.
There is only one reason Id go and do this. One reason Ive said before. The only reason is I'd it for is for her.
>>26809799
well it will be the real thing in due time, just wait, skynet will figure something out
>>26809815
RAGGIE! AW!
Did raganon ever continue?
>>26798944
i approve this message, bump
>>26798944
holy shit, this has to be included in the next pony thread simulator, homer, get your ass in here and document this
>>26803285
See this : >>26802313
This is a premade kit. The only really custom thing is the head. It's cool but it's not that impressive so keep your autism down.
>>26810284
Actually, all of the "bones" for a lack of a better term, are all 3D printed, so the design is original, and using store bought electronics is the best way to animate it on a budget.
>>26810284
well he does state he is an autistic faggot, sooo, yeah
Would you eat all the eggs?
>>26811032
>buying shit tier 12 pk eggs
>not superior 18 pk
Never gonna make it brah
>>26811032
i would if they where covering a big juicy futa horse cock, nom nom nom
>starlight's
>>26811428
Dry, overcooked, garbage.
>>26811436
For the record they weren't dry
>>26811460
If your scrambled eggs aren't creamy, you overcooked them. Ideally, you should use a double boiler over low heat while stirring them constantly. It's obvious from your picture that you didn't remove them from the pan until they were fully cooked, which is mistake number one made by retarded faggots like you. You should remove them from the pan while they're still slightly underdone, so the residual heat finishes them by the time it's time to eat them.
Those eggs were put into a pan already at medium to medium-high heat, stirred intermittently, and cooked too much. I wouldn't feed that trash to my dog.
>>26811517
bad news man
Thats how most people eat them
Your dog is an animal and would eat its own shit so not feeding it bad eggs is a retarded insult
Generally thats the accepted way of making eggs in the average household howevermostly because of a misconception that any less cooked means salmonella
>>26811581
The average person also eats industrial chemicals molded into the shape of "food" and heated in a microwave, that doesn't make it any less revolting.
What /mlp/ thinking right now.
>https://youtu.be/IKBJxZf-Dgs
>>26811639
uh, somepony already posted this anon, so you are a little late>>26804736
>>26798944
REEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS REAL REESEEEEEEEEEE its actually going to fucking happen, if the autism last over 50 years we will have robo waifus
>>26803285
>>26804443
>Both did not see manyyes/10 would buy
>>26809623
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BxGOdYm8U
>>26811095
>quantity over quality
>not having your own chickens
>>26811765
balls..
>>26811800
kek
this thread
>>26808445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaPtZtIZXGU
>>26812789
post moar lik dis anons
>>26798944
>>26798944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBJxZf-Dgs
>>26811517
That's like, your opinion, man.
>>26813356
>>26804736
>>26811639
already done m8
bimp
fleshlight attachment when?
>>26814912
I'm sure superglue works.
>>26816350
Im sure someone could incorporate that into the design
>>26816422
Oh they don't have to. I'll MAKE it work.
>>26816519
There always could be a hoof work mode programmed into it ^:)
Add a two-way text-to-speech interface to a chatbot that has Sweetie's personality.
this is amazing
https://youtu.be/9427KPDqCT0
I need it.
>>26798944
jeeze man
is this real, no troll?
>>26820362
it's clearly a real thing, but will it ever get off the ground?
that is the question
they should have used a Butterscotch furreal friends for the base it's 40" tall, which is JTRHNBR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZyYzExYd8
>>26821211
>JTRHNBR
>>26803307
>no fuck the prototipe option
>>26821211
When is some horsfucker buying that, making it look like a show pony, and putting a fleshlight in
>>26821529
I have one
it's on a list of projects
it's currently in storage, but I plan on getting it out once the weather is nicer
>>26803307
>she
This is a scam, just another whore taking advantage of a bunch of lonely autistic fucks.
>>26821984
hey, pretty sure they mean the BOT will thank you
shit if this i leg it, all faggots must fund this, this is the future of mlp
>>26823875
The future is now, everyone bow to our Sweetie Bot overlords.
>>26818275
ALL IS FULL OF LOVE PART 2
>>26798944
All by a Raspberry Pi 2
We have many people to thank for this.
Raspian, AWAY!
>>26798944
>>26803521
anyone wanna contribute to this?
>>26798944
Oh this is a nice looking Alpha model for Sweetie bot. However.... Adjustments need to be made to make it more useful. With my programming and Robotic skills, I could build a better model.
What do you want in your
P-ersonalized
O-perating
N-eo
E-quine
I could also steal an Artificial A.I from a Japanese service robo too, so it will have emotions.
>>26826634
I'll believe it when I see it, Anon.
>>26826634
make it the sweetie bot we know, not the sweetie bot we wanna fuck, original is always better than the fan made
This is some nice shit OP.
10/10 would buy if rich.
how much must i pay on finale product, how long must i wait for finale product, and how intelligent will it be?
>>26826794
>Price tag
Nowhere does it list a price yet. I assume even he doesnt know yet.
>How long do we wait.
I think I saw somewhere he was estimating about a year if his goals were met.
>How intelligent will it be
Probably not very intelligent. I am hoping however, that you can program it to do motions and say recorded lines. That way I can make it act out scenes from FiW.
>>26826634
I want a small desktop bot to pass me shit from across my deskand talk to me
anything else is just a nice add on
>Shit i left my drink on the other side of the desk
>Sweetie
>She carefully pushes your drink over to you
>Papers across the room
>She goes and gets them
>tiny high five for best assistant
>>26826794
refer to these post for answers and more
questions>>26803521
>>26803562
>>26803614
>>26803645
>>26805298
>>26805363
>>26799177
>beta
More on themoneythan you think.
>>26798944
If they ever show this shit publicly then I'm gonna steal it.
>>26826852
can the original sweetie bot be fuckable? and the others can be shitty nockoffs? if yes can i have original?
>>26826845
This is what the world needs.
So how long before everyone is fighting theses in the streets like Medabots?
