https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KDHZ0q2IeQH4hX0Z_Ig
http://pastebin.com/P62yDcw1
link to my last update in case any of ya'll reading it missed it
>>26805673
>>26806470
>Dat opening crawl
>>26806470
>https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KDHZ0q2IeQH4hX0Z_Ig
I wish we could have had this from the start, its so awesome.
>>26806470
mmmmmmmmmmm smell that new thread
Anonymous, Dark Jedi's pastebin has been updated with the material from last thread.
http://pastebin.com/ANySBUK2
More will be coming soon.
>>26806470
If you guys haven't already heard, KOTOR is getting a fan remake in the unreal engine.
>>26809733
Just finished reading the whole shebang overnight. Its a gem, and i'm mighty happy you're still updating it.
lump
>>26809770
Disney owns it now
Wait for that C&D
>>26812240
This. While a remake would be nice, Disney's gonna curb-stomp it.
BUMPARINO
>Only 10 days until she bites the dust
>>26814314
No. Wait. Please. I'm not ready.
>>26814314
>>26814458
No muh clone wars waifu I can't handle it
>>26815718
Sometimes you have to let go of the things you love the most to prove that you did indeed love them. It's time to let her sleep, anon.
>>26816247
she will live on in me, no matter what
>>26816288
I understand how you feel, but it will only continue to hurt you if you keep holding on to those you've lost.
>>26814314
Good riddance
Speaking of delicious star wars, anyone want to run SAGA edition?
ahsoka will survive
>>26814314
she lasted quite a while
Update postponed for jury duty.
Fucking yay.
>>26822457
At least you're doing the right thing.
>You will never be a young padawan who has a crazy sexy lightsaber wielding pedophile chasing you through the galaxy just to rape you
>>26822005
>>26823079
Why live.
Calculus is so much less fun than writing green.
>>26826937
>mfw I know that feel
Good night bump
Bump, I guess.
>>26823079
Death is the only escape from this existencial nightmare.
Ah goddamn these bumps are hurting my back.
Any non Ahsoka dying predictions for Rebels?
>>26823079
I hate the fact there is barely any porn of her
Can't wait to see how Nito deals with the cloning facility. Here's hoping for unnecessary brutality!
I just caught up with sarge...
The feels. This is art and I like where it's going
>>26836123
a) Holding off like 5 inquisitors while the others escape
b) Holding off Vader while the others escape.
>>26839363
>>26836123
Woops missed the "non Ahsoka".
In that case, I think Rex might go by the end of the series, though not necessarily season. He's the guy who will go down fighting, especially for his team.
>>26840142
Fuck we need some discussion. I'll throw a few random questions so we can have a thread with things other than the word bump written 450 times.
Which would you rather be, Jedi, Sith, or neither (mandalorian, non-force sensitive, etc..)? Why?
Thoughts about the last movie? What could have been done differently?
Favorite Sith? Favorite Jedi?
Answer them or don't, I don't control you.
>>26842067
Definitely start as a Jedi. Might go rogue later depending how things go.
I liked the movie itself, but I hate a bunch of the new lore. The characters were much better than I thought they were going to be. For changes, Poe should have flown them out in the Millennium Falcon instead of Rey, and I would have had Captain Pharsma take the place of TR-8R. On top of that Pharsma should have refused to lower the shields or raised the alarm instead.
Favorite sith would be Sidious from the clone wars cartoon. The fight with Maul was insane.
Favorite Jedi? Ahsoka doesn't count, so I'm gonna go with Ezra. Here's hoping he taps into the dark side more.
>>26842067
the new movie was pretty good, it was finally good to see a star wars movie that wasn't horse shit.But what i didn't like was was probably how the protaganist was a giant fucking mary sue, i think rey is okay but still
>knows every single shit about technology
>able to fly a ship like a fucking pro
>She told HAN how to FLY THE FUCKING FALCON
>was able to resist kylo ren mind interrogation despite never using the force in her life and is somehow super force sensitive
>Closes her eyes and somehow is able to beat kylo ren in lightsaber combat i know he was fucking by chewie's blaster bolt but still kylo ren killed almost all the jedi but luke you gotta be fucking powerful for that even with help from the other knights of ren. Did really have to kill all the jedi it just makes ROTJ seem kinda like it didn't matterand it would've been cool if they brought in some new ship designs, we did't see any Y wings or B wings in the movie.
>>26842067
As a force user, I would probably go Sith for a while, the inevitably get sick of it and go grey. I like the power, but not the responsibility.
As for the Force Awakens, I like the new characters. The story was, admittedly, copying much of A New Hope, but they put new characters in to give the movie a different feel from a New Hope. I want them to keep doing so well with the characters, but try something fresh with the story.
I also hope they tie in the TV shows, prequels, and old EU, but that's just me.
In other news, spring break started like an hour ago so I have plenty of time to write green.
>>26842795
just hope the next one isn't esb 1.5
>>26844643
fuck not another bump chain
Finally going to post that recap.
My apologies for not giving you guys an update. Life is kind of hectic right now. I'd go into detail about it, but I'd rather not bore you guys with my life story.
Now, time to eat our daily greens.
>Be anon.
>Human, 7 years old.
>Living on Malastare, as a street urchin
>Jack of all trades master of none, banned from more gambling establishments than you can count.
>The high gravity of Malastare has given you quite a physique, which has helped you get away from angry Dug that have been parted from their credits.
Stupid Dug, all legs, no brains. Hehehe
>"THERE HE IS!"
shit
>Looks like another workout for you then, Dug might be stupid, but they are notoriously vicious.
>Lets hope this ends better than the last time you hustled someone a little too big to handle.
(Chapter VI) Friends and Foes
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K7UFwa20e0zC1ll2Uo0
[After her stunning loss at KASHYYYK DARTH NIHILUS is forced to retreat. Thanks to TWILIGHT'S ability to use BATTLE MEDITATION.
In a last ditch effort DARTH NIHILUS dispatches a group of her CHANGELINGS to sabotage the REPUBLIC capital ship WINDSONG. Resulting in the death of ANON'S new friend SNOWDROP.
Now, with heavy hearts our heroes travel to NAR SHADDAA, in search of their missing friend APPLEJACK and her master SCORPAN . . .]
>>26846098
> Be Anon
> Three days had passed since you left for your journey. In that time you continued to try and reach out to Snowdrop’s crystal, but to no avail. You were beginning to think it was impossible.
> Each lightsaber crystal has a unique signature in the Force made for a specific person. For you to be able to reach out to someone else’s would require a strong mastery of Force Perception.
> Even though you were stronger than most others in this field it was still well beyond your measly skills. You asked Twilight about it. Hoping her extensive knowledge would aide you in some way. Unfortunately, she was as clueless as you were.
> You knew that it was going to take some time to figure this out, but it was still frustrating to spend so much time on a task and accomplish nothing. Obviously bashing your head against this issue wasn’t getting you anywhere.
> Good things come to those who wait you keep telling yourself. In time all will be revealed; at least you hoped. All you could do now was focus on your task at hand. Finding Applejack and Master Scorpan.
> They were following a slaver to Nar Shaddaa when they went silent. Now for a sentinel like Scorpan going off the grid was a rather common occurrence. What made this case so unusual was the fact that he gave no heads up to the council that he was going undercover.
> In which case it wouldn’t be uncommon not to hear from him for months on end. Since that wasn’t the case the council was quick to respond. Losing a member of the Jedi Council would be devastating to the war effort.
> Normally you wouldn’t be worried about the situation. Applejack was tough, and a better fighter than you were. However, your latest experience with those Geonosian monsters was making you paranoid.
“You should relax Anon. Worrying about it isn’t going to help anything.”
> “I know Twilight. I just can’t help myself.”
>>26846107
“Well you being worried is making me worry. Can you please stop and sit down.”
> You had been pacing around in the common area for the past hour. Unable to contain your anxiety.
> “Sorry Twilight I’m usually not like this, but ever since what happened to Snowdrop.”
> Unable to finish your thought. The room goes silent. As the moment lingers with a growing uneasiness.
“I know it’s hard to get over it Anon, but we’re Jedi we aren’t supposed to become attached to others.”
> “You really believe that Twilight. After all we’ve been through you wouldn’t feel anything if I were to die. Not just me either. Applejack, Fluttershy, Trixie, and your brother. Do you really think you’d be able to ‘just get over it?’”
> She doesn’t say anything. Looking hurt by what you said.
> “Listen I’m sorry. I know the Jedi Code tries to persuade us into thinking that we must walk the path of solitude. To learn to master our emotions so they don’t lead us to the dark side.”
> “I understand that, but still. I can’t just simply feel nothing can I? If I let go of what makes me human than I'm no better than a droid. I just can't live my life like that."
> Twilight places her hand on your shoulder. Which startles you a little bit.
"Your not alone Anon. I struggle to find peace with the fact that we must all let go at some point. I also fear for my brother and what his relationship with master Cadence will amount to."
> That's right. Masters Shining Armor and Cadence were seeing each other. As his younger sister Twilight has a lot to deal with herself.
> "What do you think about that by the way? About your brother dating a Jedi Master?"
"He shouldn't be dating her that's what's bothering me. The fact that they both fell to their temptations means that they are both susceptible to the Dark Side."
> For a moment you felt like you were having deja vu, but quickly realize that you've had this discussion with her before.
>>26846126
> "I wouldn't worry about that Twilight. They both love each other, but I don't think either of them are weak enough to fall to the Dark Side. They both understand who the true enemy is, and won't let their passion for each other drive them to do something evil."
> She pauses for a moment as she puts her hands together. As if she was subconsciously praying.
"I hope your right. The Force knows I won't forgive him if he does."
> This time it was you turn to place a reassuring hand on Twilight's shoulder.
> "I give you my word. If he ever finds himself in a bad place I'll be there to bring him back."
"Promise?"
> "Promise."
> You were going to have to start making a list of the people that you've given your word to.
> "In any case you're happy for him aren't you? Even though it goes against the Jedi Code. The fact that he's happy does that make you happy?"
"Of course I'm happy for him. I'm just wish he had told me in the first place. Instead of me having to find out by spying on him. We were so close before he ran off to join the Jedi Temple."
> "Does he know how much you miss him?"
"I'm sure he suspects, but he hasn't said anything."
> "Well next chance I get I'll mention something to him."
"Thanks Anon."
> "Let's head up to the cockpit. I'm sure we'll be arriving soon."
> As you make the short trek through the ship you realize that both Master Cadence and Shining Armor were both piloting the ship. Alone.
> "On second thought why don't we get something to eat."
"Why the cockpit is right there."
> "Sorry Twilight you know the only thing I tend to think about is food."
"Yeah well perhaps you should apply some of that self-restraint training on your stomach instead of the Dark Side."
> She reaches for the door, but you stop her.
> "I would knock if I were you."
"Why?"
> "Don't think about it too hard."
> She stops for a second utterly puzzled. Before putting two and two together.
"Do you really think-"
> "Better to be safe than sorry."
>>26846132
> She knocks a few times on the metal door before saying anything.
"Master. Brother. Can I come in?"
> You hear a bit of rustling behind the door before Shining Armor replies with yes.
> Thank goodness. That could have been really awkward.
> You both enter. Keeping your composure and suppressing the urge to make a smartass remark.
Cadence: “Hey there you two. You have perfect timing. We’ll be dropping out of hyperspace in a few moments.”
> Perfect timing was a matter of perspective, and you were sure everyone here was thinking that exact same thing.
SA: “Anyways when we arrive we’ll be going undercover. Which means we’ll have to find a market to purchase some clothes to better blend in.”
Cadence: “The last transmission we received from Master Scorpan was in the Urncadia district, so we’ll start our search there. From there we’ll split up and search for clues on their whereabouts.”
SA: “We’ll plan to meet up back at the ship five hours from now. Clear?”
Twilight: “Understood.”
> “Crystal. Also, master if I could make a proposal. How about you and your sister team up, and I’ll go with Master Cadence. I think you two have had enough alone time for awhile.”
> Both Cadence and Shining Armor look at each other, and make subtle gestures before finally agreeing.
Cadence: “That sounds like a marvelous idea.”
> “Good. I’d thought you’d like it.”
> Once your ship landed you paid the dock officer the toll fee before heading into the city. Locating the least shady clothing store you could find.
> Abandoning your traditional Jedi garb in favor of some light cast armor. It was mostly metallic gray in color with a light blue hue to it.
> Shining Armor chose a heavier set that accentuated his shoulders. Being mostly light brown with gold highlights.
> Twilight decided on some tattered old rags. Saying that she wasn’t comfortable wearing armor.
>>26846161
> While Master Cadence went with a more flashy look. Opting for the finer silks and some jewelry. She could probably pass for a dancer, and by the way Shining Armor was looking at her he was thinking the same thing.
> “I thought the purpose of buying these disguises was to blend-in. Not stand out.”
Cadence: “Neither of you boys seem to mind, so what’s the problem?”
> You wanted to answer, but thought better of it. There was no winning that battle.
> After syncing you chronometers you parted ways. You with Master Cadence, and Twilight with Shining Armor. It had been so long since the last time you two had been alone together. The last time was back on the night where you discovered her secret.
> She had always been such a free spirit. Filled with passion, and never afraid to speak her mind. You wondered how much she had changed.
“We’ll start with the bars. Get some information on the planet’s inner workings. Hopefully we’ll be able to dig up some dirt on the local slavers and human traffickers.”
> “Master can I ask you something?”
“What is it?”
> You hesitated for a moment. Letting the silence between the two of you slowly grab her attention.
> “Never mind. Now’s not the time.”
“Are you sure?”
> “Yeah we can talk later.”
> In truth you didn’t know what you wanted to say to her. So many things were on your mind. Her love of Shining Armor. If she was getting along with Twilight. How this time together reminded you of your first encounter on Alderaan. Maybe even some relationship advice.
> You were conflicted about all these things. Not just you either. Twilight had her concerns; which hopefully her brother was helping smooth out right now.
> Then, there was the matter of Snowdrop. She had left such an impression on you in such a short amount of time. It was almost scary. If you continued to make and lose friends like her you weren’t sure how long you would last.
>>26846192
> For now however you would have to push those thoughts into the back of your mind. Right now the mission comes first.
> Unfortunately, things didn’t go as smoothly as you had originally hoped. Wherever you went people were reluctant to talk. Whether they were suspicious about your intentions, or they simply didn’t want to talk about such matters in the open.
> For a planet riddled with scum and thieves people were surprisingly careful about who they told what.
> “This is absurd. How can we have made absolutely no progress?”
“These things take time and patience. It could take us several days before we find a solid lead.”
> “I know. I’m just frustrated we can’t use the Force to locate them. We’re able to use it with each other, so in theory we should be able to find Applejack and Scorpan.”
“That would be nice, but it doesn’t work that way. Not even the most skilled Force users would be able to find them on this crowded planet. For now let’s head back to the ship. Hopefully Shining Armor and Twilight had more luck than we did.”
> However, when you get back to the landing deck all you were greeted with was an empty platform.
> “Uhh, where’s the ship?”
“Please don’t tell me someone stole it.”
SA: “Sorry babe. When got back it was already gone.”
Cadence: “Did you ask the deck officer, and-”
SA: “We asked around, but everyone’s keeping their mouths shut.”
> “Either everyone here knows we’re Jedi, or we just have the worst luck in history. Do you at least have any leads for us to follow up on?”
> They both just shake their heads.
> “Great. Now what are we supposed to-”
> Then, you remembered something. It was a long shot, but you were pretty desperate at this point.
SA: “We better find a place to stay the night. Without shelter we won’t last long out here.”
> “Hold that thought master. I may know someone who can help.”
> All three give you very inquisitive looks.
>>26846214
Cadence: “And how pray tell do you know someone way out here?”
> “It’s a long story. Plus, I don’t know if they will be able to help us or not, but we really don’t have any other choice at this point.
SA: “I guess it’s better than nothing. Lead the way.”
> After an hour of tram rides you arrive at a saloon called The Sweet Ssi Ruu.
> “This is the place.”
Twilight: “Anon you still haven’t explained how you know whoever’s in there.”
> “Your right I haven’t.”
> You say as you casually walk into the building. While the others reluctantly follow you in.
> Not even bothering to survey the potential dangers in the room you make a bee line for the bar. Twilight follows close behind while Shining Armor and Cadence take up defensive positions in the corners.
Waiter: “Can I help you kid? You lost or something?”
> “I was told you have a ‘sweet surprise’ for me, and I’m here to collect.”
> The waiter stops cleaning the glass in his hand, and his eyebrows arch in surprise.
Waiter: “Wait right here.”
> He sets the glass down before heading to the back room.
Twilight: “What was that all about?”
> “He went to get our new friends. I hope.”
Twilight: “That’s not very reassuring.”
> Five minutes go by and the waiter hadn’t come back yet. You were beginning to think they would never show up. As the minutes continue to tick away you sense movement behind you. It wasn’t one of the masters and it was heading straight for you.
> You were afraid this would happen. Slowly reaching for your lightsaber you wait for it to make the first move. One thing you noted as it approached was that you couldn’t feel their energy; which could only mean one thing.
> In the blink of an eye a shot rings out and your lightsaber comes to life. Lasting only a second. When it was over a broken droid lay destroyed on the floor.
> “Not exactly the welcoming committee I was hoping for.”
>>26846223
> The droid itself was humanoid in appearance with a dark green color scheme. With it’s head and hands removed where you had cut it.
???: Did you get’em Gummy? Who were-”
> A pink Zeltron pops out of the back, but freezes when she sees you and Twilight standing over her droid.
> “Pinkie? Pinkie Pie?”
PP: “Oh your Jedi. Thank goodness I thought you were someone else. Sorry about that.”
> “Not to worry. I apologize for destroying your droid.”
PP: “Don’t you worry about that. I’ll have him back together in a jiffy. In the meantime let’s talk elsewhere I can’t have people spreading rumors about me talking to Jedi.”
> “Right.”
> After a short walk you arrive at a private landing pad. Where a large white and orange ship sits.
PP: “Make yourselves at home.”
> The ship itself was a light Corellian Freighter with multiple modifications. Advanced hyperdrive, gun emplacements, and a cloaking device.
> “One heck of a ship you got here Pinkie. A lot better than that junker you showed up in at the Jedi Temple.”
PP: “Thanks. I actually conned this bad boy off some poor sap in a game of Pazaak. It’s called the Ebon Hawk.”
Twilight: “The Ebon Hawk. I think I’ve heard that name before.”
> “Say is Cranky still around? I’m sure he’s not to happy about the change.”
PP: “Actually he died about a year ago, so it’s just me and Gummy.”
> “I’m sorry to hear that.”
PP: “Don’t worry it happens. Besides, there’s plenty excitement around here to keep me going.”
Cadence: “Speaking of which we were hoping you could give us some information on the slavers around here. Were seeking one out that may have captured a few of our Jedi friends.”
PP: “That depends do you have a name?”
SA: “Blisk Dorgon.”
PP: “Hmm. Not ringing any bells, but there are a few places you could look that might give you something.”
Cadence: “Please anything you could give us would be appreciated.”
>>26846236
> “One more thing. Do you think we could stay here? Our ship was stolen so we’re kind of high and dry right now.”
PP: “That’s going to be tough. I have a few deliveries to make, and I’m going to need my ship.”
> “How about I fix your droid and work on your ship as compensation?”
PP: “Well... I suppose I can figure something out, but you have to come along with me to my meetings.”
> You look at Shining Armor who is slowly shaking his head.
> "I don't know about that last one Pinkie."
PP: "That's my only offer, so take it or leave it buddy."
Cadence: "Can you give us a minute to talk it over?"
PP: "Sure, but only a minute. Not a second longer."
Cadence: "Thank you."
> She walks out of the room. Presumably to the cockpit. Leaving the four of you to converse among yourselves.
> "What's wrong with taking her offer? We don't exactly have a lot options right now."
SA: "Anon do you know what this woman does for a living?"
> "She's a smuggler. Not exactly the most conventional one, but we can trust her."
SA: "We don't know what she's even delivering. If we agree to this we could end up stirring up a lot of trouble."
> "I'm sure it's not as bad as you're making it out to be."
Cadence: "Even so, he does have a point. Then again we don't have a ride off this planet anymore. If it comes down to it we may need to use this ship to get off planet. I'd rather not call the entire Republic fleet to pick us up."
Twilight: "So does that mean we'll be staying here?"
Cadence: "It's not ideal, but yes. We need to pursue these new leads as soon as possible, and since we're stuck here without a ship this place will serve as our home for now."
PP: "Glad to hear it! I'll have the cute one stay here and repair Gummy then. The rest of you can go hunt down your baddies."
> Guess she never left after all.
SA: "I suppose our hands are tied then. I'll stay here with Anon while you two go out and search."
>>26846249
PP: "Sorry, but that's not happening. I'd prefer to have people around who actually enjoy my company."
> Shining Armor and Pinkie stare each other down. Before he finally caves in.
SA: "Fine have it your way."
PP: "I always do. Now everyone but Anon get out. I'm a very busy person."
> You give a half-hearted wave before the three of them exit the ship. Leaving you with a broken droid and Zeltronian smuggler. Not exactly the way you thought things were going to go today.
"Awesome now that those three are gone we can have some alone time."
> You don't like the way she worded that.
> "So do you have some spare wiring and actuating couplers around here, or-"
(SLAM)
> Pinkie tackles you. Giving you a deep kiss. Swirling her tongue around yours as you are completely stunned.
"The only couplers I want to attach are yours and mine."
> Wow this girl doesn't mess around does she. Her quirky attitude and amazing straight forwardness reminded you a lot of yourself actually.
> "Hold on Pinkie I like you, but I hardly know you."
"Don't worry I've done it with a lot of guys and girls that I knew less than you."
> Wait did she just say girls?
"Besides it's been months since the last time I had any fun, and your the perfect guy to fix that."
> Before you could object she goes in for another kiss. Even more sensual than the first.
"Not bad, but you can put a little more effort into it than that can't you?"
> "Listen Pinkie I'm flattered you like me, but I can't do this."
"Why because you're a Jedi? Don't think about this as being in a relationship just call it a one night moment of passion. Besides, your friends we'll understand they seemed really in love."
> "Wait, what are you talking about?"
"Your guy friend and the Togruta with all the curves of course. It was pretty obvious. I could also see some mixed feelings from the other one, but I know for a fact that those other two have the hots for one another."
>>26846265
> Could she really tell that from just looking at them?
"Now where were we."
> She goes back in for thirds, but this time you are able to get your hand in-between the two of you.
> "Listen. I really can’t do this. It’s not just about the Jedi Code that I’m worried about it. It’s something else. I’m sorry, but please understand.”
> She gasps in surprise, but looks even more excited than ever.
"Wait don’t tell me your in love with someone too. Boy your all just a bunch of big rule breakers aren't you? Is it the purple one?"
> This girl’s instincts were as sharp as a Jedi’s perception ability; perhaps even stronger. It was amazing. You couldn’t keep anything from her.
> "No it isn't. Now can you promise me not to mention this to anyone?"
"The part about you, or your friends?"
> "Both."
"Aww. You're no fun, but yeah I'll Pinkie promise."
> She extends her pinky finger to you; which you reciprocate. Before she finally gets off the top of you.
“If you need me I’ll be in the cockpit.”
> “Doing what?”
“What did you think smart guy?”
> She says flirtatiously. Saying nothing as she leaves you inadvertently staring at her ass; which you were pretty sure she was shaking at you.
> As you sit down to collect yourself you take a deep breath. That was probably the most intense experience of your life. Easily more terrifying than any experience with Trixie, or your incident with the Geonosians.
> Speaking of Trixie it was hard knowing she was out there somewhere not knowing if she’s alright. The only thing you could feel from her was when she was in pain. Thankfully that hasn’t happened; yet.
>>26846273
> As day turned into night you accompanied Pinkie on her various errands. Thankfully it mostly consisted of just dropping something off. There was only one incident where she didn’t have what her client wanted.
> At that point you had to step in and intervene. Using a Jedi Mind Trick to persuade them that Pinkie was good for her word, and that she would pay extra for the late delivery.
> Of course she wasn’t very happy about that, but you considered it pay back for trying to have her way with you.
> You continued to work on the droid into the wee hours of the night. Becoming more and more frustrated at the growing difficulty of your work. Back at the temple you mostly worked on protocol droids and astromechs, but nothing like this.
> When your friends finally returned later that night after their reconnaissance they had some good news to report. They hadn’t located Blisk, but they had found a place where Wookies were being circulated.
> A makeshift coliseum on the lower levels. Where they would be used as gladiators to fight opponents in the ring. As spectators made bets on who would win. It wasn’t much to go on, but at least it was something.
> You were about to call it a night when you finally got the head reattached.
> “Now to power you up, and sing my own praises.”
> Flipping the switch the menacing robots red eyes come to life.
“Exclamation: A Jedi. Oh joy. It has been far too long since I have killed one of you.”
> “I don’t see you doing that anytime soon pal. Not without your hands anyway.”
“Mockery: “Oh silly Jedi. I don’t need such things to end your life. There are hundreds of ways with which to kill a meatbag such as yourself.”
> “So this is the thanks I get for putting you back together?”
“Condescending statement: I find it hard to believe that you contain the skills necessary to navigate my advanced programming meatbag.”
>>26846303
> “I did it as a favor for Pinkie Since we’ll be staying here for the time being.”
“Query: Why would my master affiliate herself with such inferior meatbags such as yourself?”
> “Why don’t you ask her and find out. I’d hate to have undo those six hours of work I just did.”
“Weary resignation: Very well. I suppose some soul crushing realization would make my task much easier. Wait right here”
> Not a minute after the walking tin can leaves he returns with Pinkie Pie in tow.
“Statement: My master has informed me that you indeed were the one who put me back together, and that you will be accompanying us for a short while.”
“Commentary: Even though I would have much preferred having a competent meatbag do the job.”
> “Quite the charmer you have there Pinkie.”
“He grows on you. Besides, he doesn’t threaten his master, so I don’t have to worry about him shooting me in the back.”
“Clarification: Just because I can’t shoot you in the back does not mean that it has not crossed my memory core master.”
“Yeah I know big guy. In the meantime why don’t you start working on putting your hands back on.”
“Condescending statement: And how exactly do you suggest I accomplish such a task in my current condition?”
“Are you saying you need a ‘hand’ Gummy?”
“Statement: Your attempts at humor put a strain on my circuits master. I will be leaving now. Before I succumb to the urge to rip out my sound processors and blast my internal matrix.”
> The battle bot leaves. Letting you breathe a sigh of relief.
> “Thank the Force I didn’t have to destroy him again. That took way longer than I thought it would.”
“I’m impressed. Not a lot of people can fix my buddy like I can.”
> “Thanks. What the hell is that thing anyway. He’s unlike any droid I’ve ever seen.”
“That’s because he’s an assassin droid.”
And that's where we're at currently in the story.
I'll update the pastebin here shortly.
Also, somehow my Star Wars pictures all got deleted when I switched out my hard drive, and they didn't transfer when I saved my files on my flashdrive. That includes my own lightsaber designs in the story. If you guys would be so kind as to image dump your favorite pics it would greatly help restore my library.
