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>>25918598
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>25948675
The last two threads died. Let it die.
>>25949805
I very much like this.
Happy New Year.
Come join us in the /ntt/ skype group if you're lonely.
https://join.skype.com/ze7JIr04qU8P
>>25949805
This makes me want to find the nearest living thing and kill it.
Happy New years guys.
Her time is coming soon..
>>25950210
She has a cute face.
Happy new year, twifriends
Anyone have any rarely posted transparent pngs?I want to add more stickers to my Telegram pack
>>25950854
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B2JLjA1v586WV1NJTDZwWWNJT1E&usp=sharing&tid=0B2JLjA1v586WVWtmR0lDRkowaTg
>>25951162
Oh wow this is good stuff. Thanks
best waifu
>>25951230
If you go up a level there are many drawings too.
Happy new year, /ntt/
Let's go to the Gala!
Happy new year /ntt/
>>25952368
fireworks
>>25948675
I need a pocket Twily
>>25952660
Damn, her ass is THICK
>>25953022
I love thick mares.
Happy New Years
>>25954201
That must be a very hard stool.
I want Twilight to make me a better person and make my life have some kind of purpose.
>>25954269
Make her proud right now and do it for yourself.
>>25954269
Don't expect someone to change that for you. Find purpose first and then someone can come into your life.
>I have a problem
>I want to hold Twilot Sporkles hoov
>I know, I am a sicko, I need help
>See shrink
>"Doc, I wanna hold Twinkle Spoilers hoov"
>"Me too man, me too."
>mfw shrink is also a sick fuck of a horsefucker
She has a little more planned for this new year's day than a little gala get-together...
Happy new year.
>>25953806
I love smart mares.
>>25957204
Those are the equations of special relativity. However, it is general relativity that predicts and allows for the existence of wormholes that could connect distinct points in space and time. She is not that smart.
>>25957260
She can apply the Lorentz transformations. Only smart beings can do that. Therefore she is smart.
>>25954290
Whoa, cute. Too bad it's a crappy 67 kB jpeg.
"Unicorns should not use their hooves to manipulate objects. This is disgraceful."
>"Anon that's racist." Said Applajeck.
>"But true." Said Riryta.
>"That's what she said." Said Ponk ponk.
>"I'm surrounded by faggots." Said Tuwairaitu Supakuru while still using her hooves like some retarded mudpone.
Would you a Twi who is a squid who is also a kid who is also a squid who is also a kid?
>>25961796
Best gifanon drawing
Where's her new years rut?
>>25959842
>>25962084
Twilight is not for sexual!
>>25954269
I was really drunk last night, jesus.
>>25964021
So I'm not the only one who drunk-posted here, then?
>>25943650
>>25943690
>>25964044
Honestly Anon I think it's pretty common. Something about being a 4chan user and a horsefucker...
>>25963841
>>25964086
It's cool that you've adopted a former term of denigration as your accepted designation, but there's one major problem with it. You're not actual horsefuckers.
>>25964332
So? Go be a nerd somewhere else anon.
>>25964350
>being told to go be a nerd somewhere else in ntt, of all threads
![1046400__solo_twilight+sparkle_questionable_princess+twilight_edit_sketch_vulgar_dialogue_wingboner_implied+futa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HVuqXsQ.jpg "1046400__solo_twilight+sparkle_questionable_princess+twilight_edit_sketch_vulgar_dialogue_wingboner_implied+futa[1].jpg")
>>25965423
Even if she had a penis, I'd still only cuddle her, as Twilight is not for sexual.
i'm making a list of all the spells twilight has used in the show, can you fags tell me if i'm missing any?
Telekinesis
Teleportation (self and others)
Wind Spell
Cloud Walking
Butterfly Wings
Transformation (breezies, orange frog, etc)
Come-to-life Spell
Time Travel (scroll)
Want It, Need It Spell
Uncloak (Changeling)
Gravity Reversal
Self Levitation
Dark Magic (sombra passageway)
Magic Beams
Magic Shield
AoE Freeze
Silence Bubble
Light Spell
Voice Amplification
Memory Recording/Projection
Crystal Block
and whatever the fuck that book thing she did in amending fences (what to call it, book fusion? book integration? she became 2d ffs)
and starswirl's spell (what to call it again)
>>25965557
Gem finding
>>25965525
Penises are for sexual. Twilight with a penis is for sexual.
>>25965805
Twilight with a penis is merely a male Twilight. I'd still love him, as he is still Twilight. But Twilight, still, is not for sexual.
Can we please post some tired/annoyed Twilight? Things to potentially have:
>a cup of coffee
>a sweatshirt
>drowsy look
>pony
Ah, Twifags I don't mean to startle anyone but you may want to check this shit.
>>25966350
>>25966975
>>25967016
>>25967090
autism
>>25967118
Turbo autism
>>25967090
Fuck you, these cock obsessed faggots deserve it.
>>25967090
That's dirty even for anonymous standards.
>>25967118
>>25967197
You guys may want o check your pony pics for "Twilight Sparkle is worst pony"
None of you have noticed this Fine print on any pics?
>>25967234
>mfw
Oh gosh golly, this is just what you autists needed now that your pets Lecter and Flashposter are gone.
>>25967234
Are you this bored? It's not a big deal man
>>25967276
>>25967197
>>25967090
>>25967118
This is clearly an autism contest. I am going to try to out-autism him by trying to find any and all of his images.
I need to know just how much he hates Twilight Sparkle. I want a quantified amount of hate.
You want to rut this mare.
>>25965557
Maybe this?
>>25965557
Growing Magic (mustache)
Aging Spell (Spike when she was just a filly. She was almost able to do it again in Magic Duel with a flower, but wasn't a highest level unicorn yet. Now as an alicorn I'm sure she could do it perfectly)
Summoning Spell (Parasprite, blue door)
Shape Shifting (turning Spike's mouth into a zipper and maybe similar to that book spell in Amending Fences. Then again you did mention Transformation)
Walk on Water
Fail-safe Spell
Diet-change Spell (Parasprites)
Hope you guys like
>>25969120
I like it a lot
>>25969120
>this
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
>>25969735
How are you supposed to get away from her? If she wanted to rape you, there'd be fuck all you could do about it.
>>25968232
>>25965568
thanks
>>25969840
You can't
>>25969840
On the bright side, during lovemaking she could cast the spell to effectively create the illusion that you are infinitely thrusting into her.
What does she smell like /ntt/. And don't just say old books and ink and lavender and shit. What do you think her natural scent is like? Fruity? Maybe with a hint of spice?
>>25972415
I'm not sure if I should be scared of what that mare is capable of in bed.
>>25972446
>And don't just say old books and ink and lavender and shit
Well, alright then.
>>25972446
>don't just say old books and ink and lavender and shit
>Fruity? Maybe with a hint of spice?
Uhuh.
She smells like a hoers because she a hoers son
>>25969735
I fucked up with this one, here's one with a perfect loop
>>25972546
hoers doesn't go to spa
>>25966786
>>25972446
A horse. One that washes herself and applies products, so she smells considerably better.
>>25972415
I don't think that would actually work.
>>25969840
I wouldn't mind a green where Twilight rapes Anon, actually.
>>25974087
Me neither, but good luck finding a writefag
>>25974122
I tried once, and got BTFO for saying she had on glasses.
>>25974157
Jesus christ, anon
>>25974157
Did that discourage you from writefagging?
>>25967234
Ooo, now I can play a game of "Spot the Difference," thanks!
On a serious note...really? This is kinda pathetic, even for /mlp/.Never mind the fact that this isn't subliminal messaging. True subliminal messaging has been proven to do jack all anyway.
>>25974087
>The face flip you made ends up in the NTT.
I did it guys. I finally did it. I'm cool now.
>>25975015
You were always cool
>>25975727
She's a discombobulated pony.
when she does things like this hnnnnngg
Reading 4chan count.
>>25976107
So graceful. She possesses the refinement, the classic elegance and poise of a true member of the canterlotian nobility.
>>25976107
She knows she has that donk.
![25880__safe_twilight+sparkle_clothes_screencap_animated_smiling_cute_open+mouth_tongue+out_eyes+closed[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2mCJ1r0.gif "25880__safe_twilight+sparkle_clothes_screencap_animated_smiling_cute_open+mouth_tongue+out_eyes+closed[1].gif")
>>25976944
>>25978704
ultimate cutie
>>25972678
I'm sure she'd figure out a way.
>>25974662
Writefagging? No. Writefagging for NTT? Oh hell yes.
>>25980308
I'm extremely sorry about losing it over the glasses. Other people appreciated it I'm sure, and would appreciate it in the future. Will you consider writing for us again here — or at least, for others here?
>>25980386
What others anon? It's just you, and I here. And I'm actually just a figment of your imagination. Or rather it'd be more accurate to say that due to the loneliness you and others face in this thread your mind created another anon to converse with, and keep you company. You don't even remember typing this message. I'm your tulpa anon.
>>25980308
Should a writefag on an anonymous image board have such an inflated ego?
Christ you sound like a fucking asshole.
>>25980413
I didn't interpret it as ego whatsoever, anon, and I have no idea how you did.
>>25980413
It's ego to not want to write for people who sperg and rage over a pony wearing glasses? Then I'm a huge asshole then.
>>25980485
>one person criticizes your works so you decide to stop writing for an entire thread because of one anonymous post
Yeah that sounds like ego.
>>25980501
I never said anything
>>25980505
No they didn't criticize my work you dipshit. They saw an excerpt where I said she had on glasses and went into an autistic frenzy about how her eyes shouldn't be hidden and I was bad for doing so. Do you know what ego is or is this just weak b8?
>>25980579
>her eyes shouldn't be hidden and I was bad for doing so
Are you really this much of a limp-wristed faggot that you get your feelings hurt so damn easily? God who fucking cares? I'm sure it was tongue in cheek anyway. Write whatever the fuck you want and stop worrying about what other's think. Write for this thread or don't. Either way, as of right now, you sound like a whiney faggot.
>>25980619
Yeah. I chose don't, for the simple fact you're an asshole for no real reason other than to be an asshole. I'll go to nst
>>25980966
You're going to nst because you want your dick sucked. You're literally the worst kind of writerfag.
>"Hello..."
>>25981601
hey man NST has standards too man
I have a proposition for you all, or more of a plea.
Can I please post Scilight ITT?
NST is going to shit and it's constantly posting dykeshit, so this is the only place I could come. to.
>>25981772
>look left
>look right
>no writefags in sight
...Just this once.
Oh, I'm not a writer, I was just hoping we could post pictures and have discussions about her. Of course if we have more people like me immigrate over here then there is a possibility that someone could write a green.
>>25981772
>no hooves
Nah.
>>25981846
Where am I to go then? Reddit?
>>25981874
Quit being a beta and just post whatever. I think scitwi is cute despite the fact that she's nothing like pin twilight.
>>25981989
>pin twilight
>pony twilight
>>25981989
Okay
>>25981601
Can you just shut the fuck up and try to at least not make ntt people look like we're all complete faggots? Just this once? Or kill yourself? Either one to get you to leave
>>25982575
When someone comes here to gloat about how they're not going to write for this thread because of "this one time I got my feelings hurt" then I'm going to call them a raging faggot about it.
The cunts at nst are attacking me if I come here, and attack me if I stay there, how fucking hypocritical
>>25982852
You seem more like a raging faggot than he right now. Just saying
>>25982575
>and try to at least not make ntt people look like we're all complete faggots
Lector already did
>>25982973
Do I even wanna know?
>>25983016
>he doesn't know the Legend of Lector
>>25982852
Agreed, that dude even apologized and the "writefag" kept his little passive-aggressive act going, like he was an asset to the thread or something and we should be sucking his dick.
It was one guy whining over glasses. Don't write here, fine, but damn, what a stupid reason. That's some thin skin.
>>25982944
If you act as much of a shitstain there as you do here then I don't blame them.
Fuck your victim-complex.
>>25983279
I am never the victim, only the progresser.
When you piss people off that much, that's when you know you're doing something right.
>>25983313
Stay there.
>>25983366
Nice dubs
>>25981772
I haven't seen the last EqG movie, but isn't she basically Twilight except with a love for science instead of magic?
>>25983555
Not in the slighest, she has a completely different personality
>>25983571
slightest*
>>25983555
Scitwi is nothing like pony twi. Pony twilight is assertive and confident. Scitwi is such a beta its not even funny and kind of sad.
Twilight likes to tease and harass. It's not uncommon for her to slap your ass, or touch you in lewd places.
>>25984170
i just loved it when she used to stick her tongue out while casting advanced spells
>>25986730
>>25922632
>>25985356
She is a smart and talented pony.
>>25987167
That's a beautiful drawing
As a princess, she must be a wealthy pony.
What luxuries does she get to enjoy?
>>25983555
really quite a few EqG characters have different personalities and jobs than their pony counterparts so its not just twilight
>>25987709
Special books.
>>25988427
Is this going to end in >rape?
Princess Twilight a cute!
>>25988560
Yes, but not of her. She'll just leave them to you, so you have a friend to play with.
![1059205__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_smiling_love+heart_artist-colon-no-dash-ink[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AuuMFyu.png "1059205__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_smiling_love+heart_artist-colon-no-dash-ink[1].png")
>>25988758
Wish he didn't forget to draw the rest of her mane
>>25987709
A lavish gold bath, fed by a small, artificial waterfall.
Virtually free stays at the spa.
The Castle of Friendship is staffed with very skilled and virtuous ponies, be that the cooks, the maids, and others.
A personal harem.An extended library of countless, perfectly indexed books, new and old, from the farthest reaches of Equestria to the center of it's civilization
Hello /ntt/, I'm the musicfag who is doing a version of ITAOTS but with a center on our glorious Twilight instead of Anne Frank. I've started writing lyrics, but this is harder than it appears.
However!
I have written a song about Twilight that I think you guys might like to hear. It's a rough demo, so it may be subject to change, but it's always good to get feedback.
Are any of you all interested in listening to what I've got?
>>25989525
Sure
Lovemare
How can you argue that Twilight is not for sexual, when she is a sexual mare?
>>25991545
She is for so much more than just sexual, though.
>>25991580
Like?
>>25991587
Cuddles, kisses, marrying, satyr abomination, lazing around in front of the fireplace during the winter, going into battle against the changelings subponies side by side, unraveling the secrets of magic, discovering lichdom, spending a literal eternity with each others until the very universe itself dies.
You know, the usual.
>>25991612
>cuddles, kisses, marrying
often turn into sex
>satyr
requires sex
>lazing around in front of the fireplace during the winter
often turns into sex
>going into battle against the changelings subponies side by side, unraveling the secrets of magic,
After which you go home for raunchy sex
>discovering lichdom, spending a literal eternity with each others until the very universe itself dies.
Sure.
Eitherway, there's going to be a lot of sex.
>>25991612
>spending eternity with each other
That sounds nice.
>>25977747
Fucking bender
![045308c734[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UULohoz.jpg "045308c734[1].png")
>>25991587
Reading together.
>Sitting down, reading a book
>Feel a pair of hooves droop over your shoulders, accompanied by the weight of Twilight resting on your back
>Twilight's soft, fuzzy neck drapes over the back of your head, and a shadow is cast over your eyes as her muzzle comes into view
>"What are you reading, Nonny?~"
A book.
>One of her hooves slip off your shoulder, and her fuzzy coat rubs against your head a little too intensely as refills the spot with her head.
>"What kind of book?"
A sidenote on your history. It's about the development of Manehattan a- Nnn..."
>The famillar whine of her glowing horn fills your ear, and you stop yourself to groan as you feel something wet and soft tightly grip your crotch.
>Twilight walks her hind legs forward, so that her body is properly snuggled up against your back. The feeling moves slowly, deliberately along your shaft, and It's not long before your penis begins fighting your pants for some space.
>She nuzzles her head into your neck, the feeling of her soft, warm coat slipping against your skin contrasts with the wet pleasure of whatever she's doing to you.
>"Keep reading~..."
...w-who were only too hhhappy to accept, valuable merrrch... chandise i-i-in exchannng...
>Twilight hugs you tighter, and you feel her weight grow heavier as the mare braces against you, thrusting her hips against the open air.
>The sensations of her soft coat and spell are now joined by her breath, as she pants over your shoulder. The awkward reading comes to a halt as you groan, buck your hips lightly and feel your cock twitching and flexing, releasing a load of seed that stains your pants and runs down your shaft. Twilight moans loudly, and shudders before finally releasing the spell.
>She loosens her grip, opting to simply rest on you for a bit longer. Both of you breath heavily, and you've dropped your book.
>Twilight nuzzles you once more and gives you a quick peck on the cheek, before finally getting off of you, leaving you dazed and confused.
>>25992596
Ur mum's a bender.
>>25969120
Yes, I like it.
Heres a very QT pony who loves you and wants to see you smile.
This picture gives me butterflys. God. Just imagine being able to rub your hands all over her while she wore this sexy lace. It makes me hard as diamonds.
I love how she looks in this. So sultry, so seductive,so divine. She looks like a goddess, I would worship every inch of her. I... I've got to go take care of something.
>>26003079
>"oooh darn it hurry, hurry! Before someone smells....darn it Twilight, hold it in..."
>>26004216
>liking lace
>liking lace on pone
>liking "sultry" looks and excessive makeup
Your taste sucks, family.
Also, she looks bored, not sultry.
>>26004255
This is why people hate the /ntt/ people like you. How about your taste sucks. She has anthro hair in that picture. Do you understand? Do you understand that a horse doesn't have that type of hair?
No of course you don't. Cause you're a fucking degenerate. I almost considered writing for you fucking idiots, but I'll STILL avoid this thread just because of people like you.
I'll continue to write for Twi prompts occasionally, but people like you give this thread the reputation it is.
I was merely sharing an image, not asking for your fucking approval on what you deem tasteful.
>>26004270
>I almost considered writing for you fucking idiots
Damn, here I was, looking forward to some marvel of literature from the pen of a guy who can't spell 'butterflies' and complains about anthro hair unironically.
>>26004289
Its fine friend. Autists like you don't deserve anything.
>implying I wasn't baiting you with the anthro hair comment
This thread is awful. Jesus fuck.
You make that "Namefag" guy look like a saint.
>>26004402
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
I'm sure the "butterflys" illiteracy was just more master b8ing right?
>>26004402
>All this damage control
>>26004422
>>26004428
>making a spelling mistake when I was trolled means I can't write well.
Please. Get over it. You wonder why people don't stick around here long.
Maybe if you didn't immediately insult me I wouldn't be so hostile towards you.
You tell me "My taste sucks" and then post a picture with socks and ribbons in her hair? Seriously... You don't see anything wrong with that? You're just being a shitstain.
All I did was post a picture and you just HAD to tell me all about how my taste was shit. Its your opinion friend. You don't have to be such a prick about it.
>>26004526
>>26004539
I'm a different guy than the guy who got you so buttmad, I just jumped in for fun.
>>26004255
>not liking lace
>not wanting her to rub her sexy lace all over you
>not wanting your pony to be sexy and sultry
What are you a massive faggot?
>>26004539
Don't worry writefriend, you seem like a pretty cool guy. It'd be awesome to have you.
>>26004553
>not wanting her to remove your regular clothes and dress you in lace
>not wanting her to gag you and keep you on a leash
>not wanting her to keep you sexy and sultry for her
>>26004563
I probably seem like a massive asshat honestly. I'll be the first to admit I got completely trolled by that. Just the results of fasting for over 24 hours. Sorry to be a huge faggot twifriends.
Hey /ntt/ have you searched Cyмepeчнaя Иcкopкa (Twilight Sparkle in Russian)? A lot of great results come up.
>>26004650
Oops, make that Cyмepeчнaя Иcкopкa
>>26004539
>wah wah u suck guise
Nice damage control, sperglord. ;^
Feel free to fuck off anytime.
>>26004844
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting
;^
>>26004539
>ribbons in her hair
Illiterate *and* blind.
>>26004650
>>26004671
>translating names literallyCyмepeчнaя Иcкopкa may sound alright, but in reality it's just as bad asPoзoвый Пиpoжoк(Pinkie Pie) orДикoвинкa(Rarity).
>>26004914
Alright you have a hard-on for me. I get it. Lets go back to purple horse you raging faggot.
She wants her rutties right now.
>>26004216
I love her pose in this
>>26005677
I like her wings
>>25988976
>A personal harem
Do you like to imagine this?
>>26006992
Yes.
>>26004929
>26004929
She's also been translated as Tвaйлaйт, which also has quite a lot of hits. It's even pronounced basically the same as in English.
>>26004270
>duurbhurr I'm not gonna write for you guis cuz of some arbitrary reason
What's with the asshole writefags lately? Lovelore seems like the only bro-writefag on /mlp/. The rest of you act like god's gift to pen on paper when you're probably not even that good.
>>26004270
Just accept what they like,
![1060409__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_vector_simple+background_bedroom+eyes_absurd+res_transparent+background_food_faic[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VW36yFm.png "1060409__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_vector_simple+background_bedroom+eyes_absurd+res_transparent+background_food_faic[1].png")
>>26007401
>Writefags.
>Really just wants to be told how I can improve with each attempt at a storyNo, i'm not calling my writings a story. It'd be disgracing stories.
I seriously want to but rarely anything comes to mind for half of these stories and my pacing is god-awful.
>>26007588
Write the whole story before posting.
Don't post a prompt, don't ask "continue ?"
And above all, fuck off from the /ntt/, you don't belong you filthy furfag.
>>26007691
He's a furfag?
Is Twilight for sexual?
>>26007710
He posted >>26004216 and had no objection to >>26004255
>>26007744
The first one has nothing resembling anthro, it's a very nice Twi pic, and he called out the second one, or am i wrong?
>>26007371
>also has quite a lot of hits.
>It's even pronounced basically the same as in English.
That's because Tвaйлaйт is the cyrillic transliteration of Twilight and the correct version of her name.
In russian, names are not to be translated literally. Actually trying to do that is a glaring mistake which almost always leads to the loss of original meaning, grammatical errors or just makes the translation sound stupid.For example, using Poзoвый Пиpoжoк for Pinkie Pie would turn her into a colt, because "пиpoжoк" is a masculine word.
>>26007761
Human hair is obvious, human face is debatable.
There's certainly not nothing wrong with it.
He was, i quote, "baiting".
As in he doesn't consider human hair actually disgusting, and so is a furfag.
/ntt/ is extra autistic tonight.
Anyway, Twilight with her mane on both sides. What do you think?
>>25978834
>>26007876
very cute.
>>26007736
>404
>thumbnail still showing on mobile
God damn it. What was it?
