>Ponk
>would cuck you in full harem style at any party, which would be all the time
>Rareware
>would cuck you just to cuck you
>Twikike
>would cuck you when she finds someone smarter than you or if a book tells her to
>Fluttershit
>would cuck you with her animals. All of them.
>Appul
>would cuck you for a better farm hand/ someone with a better physic than you
>Dash
>would never think about cuckolding you because shes just too goddamn loyal to do, or think about, committing such a horrendous act
Dash is literally top tier waifu, all others are inferior. Now is the chance to change your waifu to a much better one and be happy that she will never leave you or cuck you
stop this, /pol/! are you even listening to yourself?
>>25917676
jokes on you, cuckold is my fetish
fuck off Fast Blue
>>25917702
at least its better than having a diaper fetish
>>25917676
You have a point. Just know too many anons here will never admit the legitimacy of your argument. Being a sunfag, its hard for even me to to say something like that.
>>25917676
None of them would cuck OP because they would never start a relationship with him in the first place.
>>25917676
Damn... your right.
This one post has changed all my beliefs. I think I might be a dash fag now.
Thanks OP, I truly have seen the error of my ways.
Is this a déjà vu or something??
>>25917676
>implying you wouldn't encourage Ponk to create the perfect orgy parties
>implying you wouldn't give Ponk the high five as she's getting spitroasted and you're servicing another mare
>implying you wouldn'tpraise Slannesh
>>25917806
T H I S T B H F A M
>>25917676
TR-8R will never cuck you
TR-8R is the most loyal stormpony in existance
TR-8R has a Tie Fighter and will give you rides
TR-8R has blasters to protect you
TR-8R can fend off a jedi knight
>>25917889
BURN THE HERETIC.
>>25917938
But can he suck dick like a champ?
>>25917676
And this is why Dash will always be my favorite.
>>25917970
TR-8R is the very definition of "not a faggot".
Also, giant electro-dildonator.
>>25917956
>>25917970
>he
>implying there's not a mare under that helmet
>>25918000
TRIPS CONFIRM
>>25918000
Doesn't matter as long as I get my dick sucked.
>>25917889
>praising Slannesh
>>25917676
From a strictly canon standpoint, Twilight and Flutters are the purest mane 6
>>25917676
Pure love is the best love.
The other waifu fags will never know true love.
Did you just learn the word 'cuck' sport?
>>25918088
I just learned that its not filtered anymore
>>25917676
Dashcucks are pathetic
>>25918129
sounds like you have an inferior waifu. its ok, not everyone was meant to be with Dash
>>25918072
Applejack is literally asexual though. She even mistook someone having feelings for her as a farming fetish.
>>25918360
she wasnt into him because he wasnt an actual farm hand/stronk or like apples for that matter
>>25917956
>>25918057
I wouldcookfor the Mane Six.
>>25911346
Stop making the same thread. Dash would never date someone this autistic.
>>25918360
>Applejack is literally a sexual
...what? Rainbow Dash is a sexual tornado.
>>25917676
I knew this from the start
>>25918445
Nope. She flat out said "I don't know why he's paying so much attention to me. I don't know anyone that into farming, even me."
>>25917676
>cuck cuck cuck
Kiddies enjoying the filter being lifted I see. Also you're waifu a shit desu lad
>>25918632
Princess Molestia is a Faustdamn sexual tyrannosaurus
>>25917956
>I'm sorry, did I hear you say "Crush the minions of the corpse god"?
>>25918243
I'm guessing you know that from experience
>>25917676
And this is why Dashfags are cancer, children.
>>25920175
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>>25920175
eh, people just dont want to see the light.
>>25917889
On a scale of Heresy to Not Heresy.
It's Heresy.
>>25920175
I don't think this brand of cancer is specific to any one pony.
>>25917889
This guy has the right idea.Slaanesh is best Chaos God.
>>25917676
>implying dash would cuck the wonderbolts because of you
she probably already is their 'equipment manager'
>>25917676
>implying she won't chuck you for someone a bit more athletic/competitive for her.
I know she's got a soft side, but I don't think she'll want to put up with a fat neck beard loser who stays in all day. She'll still be your friend though
>Dash not cucking you for the wonderbolts
>>25920691
>implying I'm a fat neck beard
Alright the loser and shut in part is accurate, but used play sports before I got my hopes crushed in high school
Element of Loyalty best element.
Based Dash.
>>25917676
>Dash would never cuck you!
At least until someone offers her a first edition Daring Doo book, after that call yourself Oberus cuz your beta ass is in the doghouse
>>25920325
>>25917889
>>25918569
>>25918834
>>25920325
>>25920934
There is a high amount of heresy in this thread...
>>25920832
Not heretical enough.This should do.
>be me, element of loyalty
>Loyal as fuck to my friends
>new Daring Do book
>trade Fluttershy
>worth it
>>25920832
>implying you wouldn't be the one offering her the first edition daring do book
You got to know what she wants. Your shooting yourself in the foot if you dont know what she wants
I'm a dashfag and i fantasize about dash cucking me. Clopped to that thought dozens of times
>>25917938
>>25918000
TR-8R wingcolt/wingmare story when?
>>25921027
>implying I would be
Dash is a lesbian bruh. The closest you'll get to her is being let'sbefriends with that rugmuncher. I don't give a shit what she wants, just like she doesn't about nearly everyone she comes in contact with. You think she'd hesitate to get her anus murdered if it meant flying with the bolts? You bet your ass she wouldn't
poni should cuck poni
>>25918000
>that deep alpha voice
>mare
>>25921080
She's clearly shown to be straight. Just because she has rainbow hair doesn't mean she's a lesbo you mong.
Dash would never cuckold you because she's actually a beta loser who can't get anypony else.
>>25921141
>for all of dash's bravado, her game's as good as her modesty
>You try being her wingman to no success on every attempt at picking up colts (or mares if she feels particularly desperate and drunk)
>>25921199
>She almost always falls back on you for sex
>You've started trying to sabotage her attempts
Besides her loyalty, her eyes are what reeled me in. Based Dash
>>25921124
>Dashfag denial
>>25917938
My traitor
>>25917889
>>25921018
Its ironic that the element of loyalty has the most lapses of loyalty of all the mane 6.
I know its to show her overcoming it, but loyalty problems crop up so infrequently amongst the rest of the cast that it just looks stupid and makes RD look like the least loyal, not the most.
So does this mean we can't cum inside Rainbowdash
>would never think about cuckolding you because shes just too goddamn loyal to do, or think about, committing such a horrendous act
We are talking about a mare who sold her friend,destroyed cloud factory,was raised a bully,being pranking her friends,with major damage to their property\people which better never be pranked at all\summoned a lion-gypsy just for fun.(And I`m not done yet)
Even if we are considering that she won't cuck you if she would find someone faster/more athletic/just by being self-centered attentionwhore and that she is rather unthinking man-child,than egoistic bitch,she would probobly still cuck you just by being to stupid/infantile to understand what was she doing in the first place.Or thinking that she's just to awesome to be able to cuck.
>would cuck you for a better farm hand/ someone with a better physic than you
>sex without marrige\engagement
That's not how rednecks works, anon.
>would cuck you just to cuck you
>just because,fuck you
That's not a real reason.
stop this cumming I don't need that kind of part
>>25922805
It's a Dash thread.
Cumming is always inside.
>>25917676
>Delusional Dashfags proving their delusions
You know I used to be a huge dashfag. I was completely obsessed with her. But I hate the stupid "She's loyalty, so she'd never cheat on you and theres no risk to the relationship" trope.
Its fucking pathetic. This is more of a fantasy than almost ANY other pony. More often than not, loyalty doesn't mean shit. You use it as an example of why dash would never leave you. Wrong. If you came between her friends, she'd be loyal to them first, and leave you. If her family didn't like you, she'd be loyal to them, and leave you.
You only use her loyalty as a benefit to yourself. You desire a "safe" relationship. Grow the fuck up. You are literally the manchild equivalent of a disney princess girl. There is no such thing as a safe relationship. You have to take a leap of faith most of the time in life.
You literally act as if her "loyalty" is a ball and chain to be in relationship with her. Thats what you want? For her to be in a shitty relationship but be "loyal" to you?
Go work on yourself faggots. Go work out and do things dash would want you to do, not dream about finding a "loyal" girl. Searching for that in real life will get you taken advantage of in an instant.
>>25923743
You sound like a fucking cuck. I hope you didn't forget about prepping the bull tonight.
You are the reason why our women are acting like whores.
>>25924532
>>>/I/slaVistaCalifornia
Daily reminder for cucks
>>25924737
>doesn't haveStarlightunder Twilight
BAKA DESU fampai
>>25924737
Best waifu.
>>25924737
>Spike
>A chance with anypony
gav me a gigl m8
>>25917676
>Ponk
>implying she wouldn't let you join
>implying she wouldn't be disappointed if you didn't join
>Rareware
>implying you don't just have to keep her properly pampered and give her jewelry all the time
>Twikike
>implying the princess of friendship would be into a fetish as cruel and humiliating as cuckoldry
>Fluttershit
>implying having sex with animals is cheating
>implying I wouldn't be masturbating to her fucking the animals
>implying I wouldn't be fucking the animals as well
>Appul
>implying Appul would ever cheat on a spouse considering how important family is to her
>implying Appul would initiate cuckoldry as opposed to you being the one to have convince her into it
>>25918659
im not sure what it is, but her left hind leg looks upside down to me.i know it isnt but it seems like it. almost like an optical illusion.
ironically, cuckold fetish, just like BDSM and other extreme shit, actually requires a lot of loyalty from your partner
>>25924737
>they forgot all about Soarin
>>25925703
>implying that Soarin isn't banging Spitfire/Fleetfoot
>>25924893
>implying you would want other people dicking inside Ponk
>implying you would want to engage in such filthy acts with Ponk, let alone let her do it
>implying you are made of money to keep Rareware from giving up on yourthat's why Microsoft came in to steal her from you
>implying she gives a shit about her friends, when she clearly abandoned them foe 3 days for some books
>I don't know what to say about fluttershit, this is /mlp/ anyways
>implying that her importance on family is what will make her cuck you.
>Finding a better farmhand for a husband would be best for the family
>>25924737
>Left out Soarin.
>Left out literally every wonderbolt
How can a Dashfuck be this deluded? Holy shit?
>>25925723
to be fair Soarindash is probably the biggest stretch out of all mainstream ships for the mane 6.
Fluttercord, Flashlight, Trenderjack (lol) and Sparity have some reasoning behind them besides "these characters interacted for a few moments." There's not really any reasoning for Cheesepie but at least it makes sense considering who the characters are.
>>25925769
>is probably the biggest stretch out of all mainstream ships for the mane 6
denial at maximum
Basically Rara is the main one actively going after relationships in half of her episodes. If anypony is a whorse it's her.
>>25925723
>>25925803
she doesnt even iteract with any of the wonderbolts. shes just talked to them like 6 times out 5 seasons. shes only been with soarin like twice. she is just a huge fan of the wonderbolts, just as scoots is a huge fan to dash
>>25925722
>implying Pinkie doesn't get off to you fucking other mares silly
>then fucking her
>while weak stallions keep her wet and ready until you're good to pop
>not using an entire herd of ponies to fluff you and Ponk before you mate, pushing their weak pathetic sperm out with the force of your orgasm
>not dripping your pony-for-sexual fluids on their exhausted bodies in a blessing of lust
Seriously, do you even praise Slannesh?
>>25925975
>She doesn't interact with any of the wonderbolts!
>She just talked to them
That is interaction you autist. My god. Are you b8ing? Dash is a cuckolding fuck pony, who goes both ways
>>25917676
>Rainbow Dash
>Element of Loyalty
That is the ultimate joke.
>>25926364
Not the anon you replied to but
>not reading the entire post before sperging out
You're the autistic one here, faglord.
>>25926419
>No U!
Go back to >>>/trash/ with your shit horse fuckknuckle
>>25926434
>fuckknuckle
That's a good insult there, bud. Man I just got blown the fuck out.
>>25926469
I'm glad you admit your defeat Dashbastard.
>>25926746
If you say so.
she is looking into my soul:D
>>25926364
>>25926434
>>25926746
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a "Hind Holocaust"
>>25926228
Get the fuck out you disease ridden cuck!
Fucking Ponkfags.
>>25926228
No. Praise the Emperor or GTFO.
>>25926228
>>25923743
I can see you've never been deployed, huh?
Trust me, some of us have actual reasons for wanting a girl that won't sell you out the second you're out of town.
Loyalty is definitely something you should look for, I learned that the hard way.
>>25929946
damn dude
>>25924737
>kissless
rainbow dash kisses applejack off screen in The Mysterious Mare Do Well
>>25929946
I've ingrained this into my mind from reading so many other men's mistakes.
>>25930098
>c/u/cks are invading
Fuck this shit.
>>25930238
Gibe de pusi b0ss
>>25917676
So are you saying that all the other waifs are...TRAITORS?
>>25930238
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>25930238
Thanks for posting this.
I had to go watch the best of pink guy again.
>>25921045
>Husbando Stormpony comes back home after long day of destroying rebel scum
>Draw a hot bath for him and rub his shoulders because you are a good waifu
>Ask him how his day went
>Poor thing was beat the fuck up by a traitor
>bastard, betraying the empire
>Give him a kiss and tell him everything's alright
>lil smile on his face
>your heart's a flutter, you know he always enjoyed your company
>Even if the mailstallion's dick is bigger, you wouldn't suck that shit if it was the end of the wor- galaxy
>Stormpony hubby is the only horse for you
>get in the tub with him
>tease him a bit
>he tries to resist, but you keep at it a little while
>He gives in eventually and gives you a kiss on your cheek this time
>Golly Gee, you nearly faint
>Slip your hooves down his rock solid body, gently rubbing his tense muscles
>You knew he really needed this after a long day of fighting
>Get down to his sensitive bits
>He moans in happiness, sheer look of relief and joy for his faithful waifu makes you blush again
>Dip your head under the water so you can poke around with your snout...
10/10 husbando, would faggot fap to him everytime.
>>25930449
I originally hated the First Order because of Teen Edgelo Ren, and because they were basically space nazis, but God damn it, the Empire won me over with their loyal stormtroopersand their cool outfits. I was about ready to give in to the First Order, but then they blew up 3(?) planets, but then... oh man... TR-8R shows up.
>That unwavering loyalty to the First Order
>that hatred for those who become unfaithful
Finn deserved to get his ass whopped for abandoning the First Order. TR-8R made me a First Order sympathizer
>>25917676
>Trixie
>Would make a show of it getting a crowd to watch how many dicks she can milk dry before you finally grow a pair, take her dick out of your mouth and stand up to her. audience participation encouraged.
>>25931363
>le trixie dixie
>>25921822
dash is a cuntbut those eyes are top
>>25931597
i wish she had more refined eyelashes
>>25931588
Check
There's nothing wrong with finding out that a certain waifu just isn't for you
