>Ponk
>would c/u/ck you at a party's notice, and go full harem mode
>Twikike
>would c/u/ck at a book's notice/with someone with a higher intellect than you
>Rareware
>would c/u/ck you for someone more popular than you. Oh who am I kidding, she would c/u/ck just to c/u/ck you
>Appul
>would c/u/ck you with her siblings/ a better farmhand
>Fluttershit
>would c/u/ck you with all the animals in her cottage
>Dash
>would never think about c/u/ckolding you because she's too awesome and loyal to even think about, let alone do, such horrendous acts of betrayal.
Truly Dash is top tier waifu. If she isn't yours after reading this, then you are doomed to being c/u/ked
Cuck isn't filtered anymore
>>25911350
Oh good, what about senpai? And those other words that stopped being filtered? Are they filtered again?
>>25911346
>rembo dutch
>not instantly jumping on the first wonderbolt cock she sees
>shiggy
>>25911361
That answered my question, senpai is still unfiltered, and famliy is still filtered
>>25911375
She won't do that if she's aleady taken by you pally. Stay cucked
>>25911392
Of course she would. She would leave the instant Soaring whips his cock out. Rainbow would even force you to watch and laugh at your tears.
>>25911375
>>25911397
>Implying she needs to resort to being a slut to get popular with the Wonderbolts
>Implying she wouldn't want to use her talent in flight to prove herself than her talent in bed
>>25911346
>>c/u/ck
is this a dig at lesbians? if so why are you insisting lesbian pone would not be involved?
>>25911397
No no no no, my friend, she instead would tease the fuck out of soarin/any male wonderbolt and then fuck you in front of his eyes to prove that she doesn't need a wonderbolt to make her happy, as long as she's with you, she will be happy. She will then be forever grateful that she's so goddammit lyal s that she wouldn't miss out on you
You can all argue all you want but at the end of the day she still isn't real
>>25911346
>Truly Dash is top tier waifu.
You're damn right she is.
>>25911553
>>25911556
>one off to confirm it once and for all with trips
At least you understand
>Dash not being not being a massive slut for the wonderbolts
>>25911346
You're really working to make me hate my second favorite character here.
I just watched a Rainbow Dash episode and I spent the entire show repeating the words "This is brony, this is memes, this is brony, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 15 minutes it was so painful.
Ayy cocky athlete lmao
If you like her you're in the wrong place
>>25911665
There's your problem, she isn't your first, faggot! If she were your favorite, this wouldn't bother you, but instead make you feel better in knowing that you have chosen correctly and have good taste in horse. Now go and cry to your favorite and tell her that you are crying because Dash is your second favorite instead of your first favorite
>>25911686
I'll admit that some episodes don't write her too well. What episode were you watching that caused you to act this way?
>>25911346
All headcanons aside, Twi and Flutters are the purest mane 6
>>25911714
Friendship is Magic: Part 1.
>>25911754
>>25911766
10 seconds flat.
>>25911346
Why would I want a waifu that doesn't cuck me while I watch? That's half the fun!
Hence why Pinkie is best waifu.
>>25911453
>Implying Dash didn't get spitroasted at the end of Sonic Rainboom
Nigga please.
