ARCHIVE: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/necropone/
PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST: >>25776693
[you step out of the bar and back into the sunlight. After your eyes adjust, you look up at the clock tower. One hour has passed]
[the time is 4pm. You are meeting the pony back here at 5pm, so you still have one hour left. You are carrying a SWORD, a BAG full of supplies, and have 0 BITS. You are feeling comfortably warm inside after the drink, but you're not enough of a lightweight to get buzzed from that]
[the mare with the guitar will meet you at the clocktower when you're ready to leave]
>>25791542
Go to the weapons shop and see if, conveniently, your sword happens to be incredibly rare and expensive.
QUEST TIME LESGO
>>25791542
explore some more
seek out a cute mare
>>25791542
DO THE MARIO
>>25791542
Is the farmhouse close enough to do some interviews?
LET IT BEGIN ONCE MORE
>>25791569
THIS
WE NEED TO COMPLETE OUR HAREM
>>25791542
The FARM would probably be the only place of interest to go currently, so let's.
>>25791569
>>25791619
I KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO NOW
WE MUST FIND THE ONION ONE
>>25791542
offer services to the locals in exchange for bits
>>25791620
I suggest we wait our necropone to join us before the farm trip.
>>25791542
Important action now is to go to library and seek out a book on lich-stuff and also try to mooch off a spool of rope from anyone possible, you can't have an adventure without a spool of rope.
>>25791564
[you make your way down the street to the BLACKSMITH. A large green mare by the entrance eyes you as you walk in. Judging by the size of her sword and how battle-worn she looks, it'll probably be a bad idea to try anything around here]
[a freckled pony surrounded by a cloud of smoke greets you with as much enthusiasm as a fast food employee]
>"Hello and welcome to Morning Star's arms and armor. We currently have a sale on used helms and saddlebags. The penalty for theft is forceful removal of the offending limb. No, we don't want to buy any of your junk. We also do repairs and guarantee to have your equipment back in tiptop shape withinthreetofivebusinessdaysnowwhatwouldyoulike?"
[she takes another drag of her cigar and fills the room with a new puff of smoke]
>>25791766
Ask if you can hug her. She looks REALLY huggable!
>>25791766
ask where to buy cigars
you've been meaning to take up smoking
>>25791766
Hi, um, I have no business here, but would you like to drop everything you're doing, take a few days off work and come be the live-in blacksmith for a party of adventurers? pro bono of course. you'll be compensated in exposure
>>25791766
That cigar looks pretty nice, ask her where to get some!
>>25791790
no, don't ask. just hug.
>>25791766
That machete looks sick. Grumble about why necromancer pony didn't give us something similarly cool.
Oh well. Might as well ask the prices for some of their wares so that we can gaze longingly at stuff we can't ever afford and hey wait a second how precisely is a pony supposed to wield one of these, anyhow?
>>25791766
Flirt.
>>25791766
Ask how horses hold weapons withouth ands
>>25791766
I'm. uhh. a big green uhhh... monster? I demand the sacrifice of a virgin to sate my fury, or, ummm that halberd there would be fine too I suppose
>>25791803
>>25791814
[you ask the pony where she picked up that swank cigar]
>"Imported."
[well, that looks like that's all you're getting on that matter]
>>25791886
>>25791832
[you ask how much her wares are]
>"Well, depends what you want. We've got loads besides what you see here. Swords will run anywhere from 200-3000 bits, polearms a few hundred more. Shields and armor is a whole different matter what with materials and whatnot. We've got some platearmor in the low thousands, chainmail can run just shy of that. Then we've got lighter stuff like leather for 50-100 bits, but none of our stuff would really fit you. If you really wanted, you could probably commission Ms. Star for a suit, but that'll run you near a fortune."
[you gulp and try not to show exactly how empty your wallet is. Changing the subject, you ask how ponies even hold swords]
>"Same way we hold axes."
>>25791808
[you mention how bored the pony looks, and ask if she wants to join you on your noble quest to slay the lich]
>"Well, as much fun as it sounds to run into an army of near-unkillable monsters with a gangly green freak that I just met, I uh, think I'll stay here and collect my paycheck instead. Good luck with that though."
>>25791790
>>25791823
>>25791843
>"I think you need to leave before you start mysteriously losing blood"
>>25792007
Lets, uh, leave and go take a look at that Clockwork Tower. Clockwork Towers always have great shit in quests.
are we any good at pickpocting, if so go out side and start stealing from the richest pony we see
if we have a pickpockting skill go outside and steal from the richest pony we can see
>>25792054
Let's not. We're already going to have to explain our companion to Necropony
>>25792007
Well fine, be that way.
Also we'll likely be back with a shitload of gold to buy some armor and weapons.
>>25792007
Ask if there is a vampire that hangs around here. Is that who's taking the blood?
Leave the place.
>>25792007
tell the bored looking pony about your day
start a street show about how strange an unusual you are
>>25792007
we should have brought the intimidating bard with us. I'm sure she could have singlehoofedly defeated two armed mares (and potentially reinforcements) with only her guitar. lesson learned for next time, always bring a companion to compensate for your complete lack of skill in all areas
>>25792048
[you quietly shuffle out of the store and head to the CLOCKTOWER]
[the CLOCKTOWER is by far the biggest structure in the town, and how you've been keeping track of the time. Which right now is 4:10pm. The massive front doors appear to be locked, probably opened only on occasions or by maintenance ponies or whatever]
[above the doors is a metal symbol resembling a sun]
>>25792198
climb the clocktower.
>>25792198
yell obscenities at the door until one of the following happens;
-something
-nothing
>>25792198
Look around for shifty mask salesmen
>>25792208
Votin
>tfw le funneh xD jokesters are going to kill the quest early
>>25792198
take a walk around it to see if there is anything interesting.
>>25792208
>>25792244
[you attempt to climb the clock tower]
[you make it up a few feet, but fail to gain any ground. The pony in front of the blacksmith shop stares at you like you're an idiot, but otherwise does nothing. You feel foolish]
>>25792220
[you drop back to the ground and tell obscenities at the CLOCKTOWER. Nothing happens. Success?]
>>25792231
[there is no mask salespony in sight]
[you feel like you're not really doing anything right now]
>>25792380
Talk to the pony that thinks you are an idiot.
>>25792380
ask that passeryby to help you defeat this clock-demon
>>25792380
Hey pony, yeah you pony. wanna go on an ADVENTURE?
>>25792380
Advance the plot
>>25792380
Go find necropone and see what she's doing, and see how we can helpbugher
>>25792267
>the faggots who hate fun are already trying to kill the quest and make it boring
>>25792380
+1 for find necropone
>>25792380
hug the dangerous mare
>>25792380
Any rumor?
Any library close? Maybe the pony there knows.
>>25792380
fuck the clock. go to the horsepital (horse hospital) and recruit a medic
>>25792397
>>25792418
[you move towards the ma-
>"ggRGGGGRRRGHH"
[you don't ever think you've seen a pony growl before]
[you think you'll leave the pony alone]
>>25792490
throw the remainder of your sandwich at her and run away very fast
>>25792490
Ask our bard what her DEAL is, and furthermore if she is likely to accept a HUG.
>>25792490
fucking about and pissing off the locals isn't getting us anywhere
find necropony and see if you can help her with anything
>>25792490
go back out to the main street and see if there is anyone interesting around.
>>25792490
Aw, looks like that pony needs a petting to calm down.
>>25792512
Bard's off getting ready, or still in the tavern, or skipping out on us now that we paid her tab, or something.
At any rate, she isn't with us and said she'd meet us at the clocktower when we're ready to go.
...We never did get her name, did we?
>>25792490
m-maybe she's friendly
hold your hand out to her, palm up
>>25792512
At this point this will be Undertale like when Anon will want to have Mercy over everyone and give free hugs everywhere.
>>25792490
Staying here doesn't really looks to be helpful.
Ask the BARD what does she want to do?
>>25792554
THE BARD ISN'T WITH US YOU SHIT
>>25792554
>Act
>Flirt
>>25792563
>[the mare with the guitar will meet you at the clocktower when you're ready to leave]
Reading is hard
>>25792563
Sorry anon just forgot about that for a second.
Just ask her how she's doing, hopefully expecting to get something from the conversation.
>>25792507
[you gasp in fear when you realize you already ate your sandwich hours ago!]
>>25792419
>>25792420
>>25792441
>>25792518
[you decide to go meet up with the pony early. You go down the alley you last saw her in. There are numerous shops in the alley, you're not sure which one she's in. The signs above the shops show a BOOK, a CAULDRON, and a LIZARD. There's also a PONYMART]
>>25792490
explore recruitment options far away from the crazy armed mare
>>25792595
>There's also a PONYMART
GOD DAMN CHAIN STORES RUINING SMALL BUSINESSES!Check the cauldron first.
>>25792595
fuuuuuck if only we hadn't spent all our bits we could have got some ponyballs at the ponymart FUCK
oh well, go to the lizard store. there might be some unguarded reptiles for a clumsy budding thief to practice stealing on
>>25792595
THE LIZARD! GO TO IT!
>>25792595
Lizard
Maybe its a petstore or something
Way more options for shenanigans
>>25792572
literally retarded
>>25792595
Let's go to the lizard. I want to know what they have just because of their sign.
>>25792595
Cauldron reeks of magic-y stuff. Seems like a good place to find her.
>>25792595
SHe must be on PONYMART, but going would be boring, lets go to the LIZARD.
>>25792595
Go to the lizard store to get a delicious lizard sandwich.
>>25792615
>>25792633
>>25792636
>>25792644
>>25792655
[you enter the COFFEE SHOP]
>>25792697
hit on the cute lizard
>>25792697
>ohgodthatfaec
>>25792697
Oh damn I thought it would be exotic ingredients or something.
Hug lizard.
>>25792697
>Flirt
>>25792697
I... am... uhh.. looking for a job? I know about coffees, such as, what they are
(walking into stores with no money is embarrassing oh goodness why do we keep doing this)
>>25792697
Flirt
>>25792697
Jesus, nobby.
I guess we hit on the lizard, then.
>>25792697
Ayy bby, u lookin fiiiine.
>>25792703
>>25792718
>>25792722
>>25792727
>>25792730
>>25792732
[you move to greet the lizard]
[the lizard bites your hand. It has no teeth and doesn't really hurt]
[the patrons of the cafe stare at you like you're an idiot. You hear somepony in the back scoff at your reptilian faux pas]
[this feels incredibly stupid]
>>25792697
Will she let us lick the lollipop?
>>25792697>inb4 lizard is a guy
>>25792769
Make flirtatious lizard noises at lizard, then it will understand
>>25792769
stand there with your hand in the lizard, embarrassed, waiting for someone to tell you what to do
>>25792769
Leave and go to the cauldron. learn about liches.
>>25792769
Acquire lizard saliva
>>25792785
Second this
>>25792769
Nice to meet you too. You seen a mare with a really dorky haircut around here?
>>25792789
^This
Is either poison for us to use on...the undead? or cheap healing salves.or just regular saliva
>>25792769
Pick up the lizard and take it with us
Obviously this is it agreeing to go slay a lich
>>25792769
move your hand up and down as thought you were shaking hands and this is perfectly normal to you
>>25792769
Stutter a thank you and go back out to the street with a pocketful of free spaghetti.
>>25792769
...what the fuck are we doing?
>>25792939
Uhh trying to get a lizard waifu? Duh
>>25792769
USE OTHER HAND AND PAT LIZARD'S HEAD
sorry guys, something came up. I'll be back in like an hour or something.
>>25793016
RIP IN PISS NECROQUEST
>>25793016
Please don't die
>>25793016
It's cool. You're doing godly.
What are the chances of having asatyrin the quest?
>>25793265
Please no. Keep that cancers to their own thread.
>>25793265
Satyr's are about 0.2% as cuddly as pones.
>>25793290
Agreed. No humans or Bats either please.
>>25793332
>No humans
Anon...
>>25792769
When we start back up gotta search the coffee shop for another pony companion.
>>25793294
How about the chances of havingTwist, your favorite filly,in the quest?
>>25793332
>>25793344
>>25793415
I think anon want anon to be the only human and meet zero human in the adventure.
>>25793332
I like bats.
I mean, we don't need a fuckin million of them.
But one or two wouldn't be bad.
>>25793494
No. Keep the cancer out.
>>25793332
there may be batponies.
>>25793444
I had a dumb idea earlier
To summon a demon in some settings, you need it's true name. If the true name was botched so that it didn't match any demon, or if the spell was blocked so that no demon with that name could be reached, maybe the side effect would be to summon something within magical reach that has no name.
>Anonymous
>>25793523
>>25793523
>inb4kekekek
alright gimme like another half hour
>>25793379
SHUT UP
>>25793523
c'mon man
>>25793523
>>25793523
ohoho
>>25792785
>>25792809
[sliding your hand from the lizard's slimy grip, you escape the COFFEE SHOP and enter the POTION STORE]
[inside the store is dark, almost as much as the TAVERN was. The windows are curtained off, but strange light emanates from glass containers hung from the ceiling. The room has two other doors that you can see, one leading upstairs and one behind the register. The pony manning the register is a dour looking stallion with a greasy mane and a dark glass eye that occasionally drifts away. You suspect that he was probably bullied in Horse School. In the middle of the room sits a large CAULDRON, the contents lightly bubbling and releasing a puff of smoke every now and then. You feel you shouldn't mess with it]
>>25793523I don't want to put a trip on just to run a quest. There won't be any bat ponies or humans or satyrs.
>>25793825
Tell them of our quest
>>25793825
Ask if she knows about how you were summoned here
>>25793825
Ask what's in the cauldron. ask what they sell. Would he like you to do an easy quest for some of his wares?
>>25793840
he* fuck my bad
>>25793840
>>25793842
Looks like resonable questions.
>>25793854
>Call him a she anyways
>>25793825
Pretend like you're about to drink from the cauldron
>>25793825
Touch Him
>>25793825
introduce yourself as an otherworldly entity that has been summoned to do battle with evil forces
also ask how his day has been so far
>>25793840
>>25793842
>>25793837
>>25793891
[you approach the greasy beanpole and ask him what's in the cauldron]
>"Magic."
[talkative type.]
[you try asking if he knows why you were summoned here from your plane. He looks like he's coming up with another smart ass answer, but then freezes]
>"Actually, I think I know wha- who you are. Your master's upstairs, if you want to head up or just wait for her."
[he tries to close his eyes, but his damaged side makes it look like a wonky wink]
>>25793954
Welp head upstairs.
>>25793954
Sneak up stairs and surprise hug her
>>25793954
alright, tell your master about the friend you're supposed to meet at the clock tower.
>>25793954
>>25793974
this this this
>>25793954
you mean the adorable goth horse? the one that secretly loves being cuddled? she's very fluffy.
>>25793974
Let's do it.
>>25793974
>>25793954
It's surreptitious snuggle time.
[1/2]
>>25793968
>>25793974
>>25793980
>>25794006
>>25794016
[you nod to the lanky pony and head upstairs]
[you take each step slow, and only barely push the door open. The pony still has yet to notice you, absorbed as she is by apparently four books at the same time. She looks lonely]
>>25794096
[luckily you're here to fix that]
>>25794096
>>25794108
H A P P E N I N G
>>25794108
We ruined everything, didn't we?
>>25794108
>>25794096
>>25794108
HAHA YES
>>25794108
ask your favorite pony how she's doing. give her pets and cuddles she so desperately needs.
>>25794108
now put your hands over her eyes and say "guess who"
she'll never be able to guess correctly
>>25791542
>Misread as "Negro-quest"
>>25794159
>>25794108
rub your cheek against her fuzzy wuzzy ears
>>25794108
Oh my gosh Anon looks so joyous
>>25794108
Master of Stealth.
We're able to sneak up on the very pony that summoned us, she should at least be able to detect us in some way.
I think we've earned a few bonus points in stealth.
>>25794108
[after regaining her composure, you receive a crash-course with herbology that leaves you sitting on the floor. The pony straightens her mane and makes sure the books are alright before turning back to you]
>"Well, regardless of your entrance, I'm glad you're here. I'm about to finish the spell downstairs that'll help us in fights, and I need you here for it. This just saves me the trip"
>"But I feel I owe you some sort of explanation, and it's better we do this away from any other ears. You see, this lich, or attempted lich, must be stopped. He's currently fortified in the BADLANDS with scores of undead. He's apparently been bolstering his forces by killing locals, then taking their remains back for reanimation. Amateur, but effective. Should he be allowed to attain lichhood, he'll have power enough to take on Equestria and rule for millenia."
>"So, he needs to be killed, and he needs to be killed now. After all-
>>25794332
>-"Equestria hardly needs two undead rulers"
>>25794339
Pledge our eternal allegiance to the pretty pony.
Pledge it by grabbing her and nuzzling her.
>>25794339
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Alright, that's enough for now. I'll try and fit a session in tomorrow sometime.
>>25794339
>>25794355
Yes. Prove your loyalty by tickling her sides
>>25794339
...oh no, she's evil!
>>25794339
o-oh. so are we meeting your skeletal army on the way there?
>>25794339
Only if we also get eternal life
Ruling sounds like too much work, we can leave that to her though
>>25794339
Ruling? Why would you want to do that? You have any idea how boring government work is?
>>25794339
>>25794421
>Anon gives Necro-pony a lecture on current government structure, convincing her it just isn't worth it.
>But then goes on to give her reason to start ademocracy and encourage FREEDOM!
>>25794444
quads confirm necropone convinced into using the babby lich as a puppet leader while she pulls the strings from the shadows
>>25794444
>>25794444
>>25794373
thank mr. nobby
>>25794339
>>25794339
you're not dead, silly pone
>>25794339
welp.
Wait guys. We need to get the bard in here. If we're getting buffs then the whole party needs to be here.
>>25795866
When I think on it, Bard probably isn't going to like serving Necropone. I don't want her to have to get mindcontrolled or even__rekt.
>>25794339
Give her an encouraging petting.
Hmm, yes.
Yes I think I'm going to enjoy all the necromancy and necropone art I'm going to be getting from this quest.
>>25794339
I like where this is going.
>>25794339
Let her do her speech and then inform her on the bard pony we befriended be for we got hear
>>25794339
Okay guys, lets not get too hasty...
Maybe she's the lesser of two evils when it comes to uh... undead rulership...
Besides, she's definitely the cutest undead ruler around!
>>25796995
We can't say that for a fact without seeing the lich/ attempted lich yet.
>>25796995
Cuddle both to oblivion?
Hey, guys, being an undead doesn't make you bad.
>>25797114
Mango pls.
>>25794339
Tell her you too are sinister
That when you were in the market place
You passed by a pony giving out free samples and she said to pls take one
And you told her "take one huh? How about two!"
>>25797165
We're evil, not fucking diabolical anon.
>>25794339
Are undead rulers used in undead geometry? Is itspookygeometry?
>>25795874
Should at least tell her that we misunderstood the situation, it would be rude to leave her waiting.
>>25795874
She might not like that Necrofantasia's using similar power to the lich that killed her sister, but I think she won't be hard to talk around. She's in it for lich-in-training's death, and I get the impression (or maybe I'm just assuming) that Nectarine doesn't approve of her rival's "kill pones and reraise" strategy.
>>25795874
Clearly this means we must engage in hijinks and comedic ways to hide the fact that necropony is, indeed, necromancer. I'm talking about vague and absurd excuses and lots of handwaving.
>>25794444
Undead evil overlord who makes sure all menial tasks are taken by the undead, leaving every other being FREE to persue LIBERTY, HAPINESS, and WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT. Food and everything is provided by the animated dead.
>>25797985
>>25798005
Yeah, pretty much that. I was too lazy to go dig it up.
>>25794339
Say "Who's my little evil overlord? You are!"
>>25794339
Detect Evil, Detect Undead, DETECT EVERYTHING!
>>25798301
>Turn Undead
>Literally turn her upside-down for bellyrubs
Loving it Nobby. Keep at it.
nobby told me not to draw smut of the lizard girl, but i think he's just trying to trick me with reverse psychology.
>>25798629
Rei and Nobby are both awesome dudes. it warms my decrepit soul to see fanart like this.
>>25794339
"And win such a ferocious tickle monster at your side, you'll win for sure!"
>proceed to tickle her tummy
>>25795874
We must hug the necropone every time she's about to reveal she's a necromancer.
>>25799491
Or even when she tries to appear evilOr for no reason at all
>>25799524Wanton, unnecessary hugs
That's my fetish, anon.
>>25791542
What I think about when I see this thread
>twatblocking any of her future evil monologues or reveals by petting and hugging her
kek
Help necropone summon pony cthulhu
Page 10 bump
Gonna try and start back up in ~4 hours
>>25798629
Aw shit, thanks chesh
>>25801858
necropone is gonna have to teach us necromancy
surely you dont need magic
im sure you can use rituals instead
>>25801941
magic usually requires magical ability
>>25801975
she needs to find us a powerful magic user so we can eat their heart and gain their abilities then
>>25802011
then we eat one of the earth pone for there strength and one Pegasus for there wings and become a god
>>25802149
WE SHALL BECOME THE NEW GOD OF DEATH
>>25802213
Nah, we've got to surpass death. We have to become the god of hyperdeath.
>>25802149
>>25802213
>Eat them.
>Turns to pic related.
>"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!"
>>25803025
I want to melt Necropone's cold exterior.
For those in need of some cold, purple necromancess in their life while wating for the OP:
http://ask-nex.tumblr.com/page/6
>>25803610
this necromancer horse is not as cute as other necromancer horse.
>>25802474
>Ulduar was six years ago
NECROQUEST SOON
>>25804172
Time for evil plums.
>>25804188
Dubs confirm, plums gonna get plummed tonight
>almost 4am
>gotta be up before 7
I swear this quest will make my life a necroquest on itself...but it ll be worth it
>>25794339
[...]
[several moments pass. The pony rubs her tiny villainous hooves together, her horn and eyes still glowing ominously. You're not quite sure how to process this information]
>>25804746grab some coffee, sleep is for pussies
>>25804990
Welp, better cuddle the evil out of her.
This calls for a noogie.
>>25804990
>>25804997
Yes, tickle her and tell her that being an evil totalitarian isn't all it is cracked up to be
>>25804990
What does dark magic feel like?
lets find out
touch the horn
>>25804990
Tell her about our new friend!
>>25804990
Pet the silly pony.
>>25804990
obliviously ask who the other undead ruler is
>>25805025
this
give a pet before asking for more info
>>25804990
Time to tell her our plan to take down the lich, which may or may involve haplessly throwing her or her skeletons at the enemy.
>>25804990
Encouraging head pat.
>>25805025
seconded
>>25804990
rub your hands together too and try and start up a contagious slow maniacal laugh
>>25805025
thirded
and add to the end a question about if we'll be going to kill them too
>tfw nobby is ded and hats us
>>25804997
>>25805002
>>25805005
>>25805009
>>25805019
>>25805043
>>25805047
[shocked by this reveal, you revert back to your base instincts and do the first thing that feels natural to you; cuddling the horse.]
[halfway in your motion for headpats and snootleboops, you're stopped by a green magical shine]
>"Oh no, not while you don't have the jump on me. You're staying right there."
>>25805025
>>25805031
>>25805048
>>25805098
[you ask who the other undead ruler is]
[she's so floored by your stupidity that her magic falters for a moment. You're able to slip one boop in before being pushed back again]
>"ME. IT'S ME YOU IDIOT. Look, these ponies... well, they're idiots. They can take care of themselves alright, but that's about it. I mean, look at this place. Wood buildings and swords, pony history has been recorded for thousands upon thousands of years. Any attempt at furthering technology or magic is seen as 'evil', and they just keep plodding in the dirt. The rulers do nothing to help, and why would they? A stupid population is the easiest to control. These bottom feeders and mouth breathers NEED someone like me in charge."
>"Now, I've learned some essential things while you were off spending my bits. First off is I've confirmed that the other necromancer is trying to become a lich; I had my suspicions, but I needed to be sure. If he started the process when I think he did, then we have a little over TWO WEEKS before he has enough power to remove his soul. That doesn't give us a lot of time to get across the mountains. Second is what we'll be up against. Word around town is that skeletons and zombies have been killing ponies and taking their corpses, probably to bolster his forces. The spells that reanimate these guys also make them very hard to kill, as they can just put themselves back together unless they're smashed completely. Normally, that is. The potion brewing downstairs will let me enchant some weapons for you to break them down a bit easier."
>>25805360
Tell her about the friend you met
>>25805360
Oh, well that's comforting.
Also I'm bringing along a bard. For morale.
>>25805360
Ask if we can be vice ruler and tell her about the bard.
>>25805360
explain to her how our race needs cuddles or we have emotional breakdowns
>>25805382
This
Also that it might be prudent to not use spooky evil magic in front of her.
>>25805360
Could the potion enchant a guitar?
>>25805360
Ask what happens after we kill the almost-lich. I mean the current rulers aren't just going to roll over, are they?
>>25805360
We'll grow on her.
Eventually.
>>25805360
Tell horse that she is not undead so there's a problem with the whole undead ruler thing
Just, you know, in case she wants this to work out
>>25805429
Yeah. Like a mole!
>>25805360
Begin plotting a political debate between the two undead overlords.
>>25805387
And for convncing the undead.
Everyone knows their willpower and charisma suck.
>>25805360
fire is good against zombies.
>>25805382
>>25805387
>>25805391
>>25805400
[you tell her about the PARTY MEMBER you gained. The magical hold around your face is quickly replaces by a very real one, and pony hooves are not nearly as soft as they look]
[the pony stares at you in fury, her words delivered almost as strongly as the grip she's got on your cheeks]
>"YOU. DID. WHAT."
[you repeat what you said in case she was hard of hearing]
>"aaaaAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH. YOU IDIOT. Do you have any idea how clingy these ponies are to quests? We're going to be stuck with this bumpkin all the way through, unless natural selection finally kicks in and they manage to get killed off. I can't imagine they're alright with Black Magic either, if they agreed to come with us, so now you've either got to break the news with her that 'oh by the way the pony we're following is a necromancer too', bringing the whole guard force down on us, or somehow convince her that I'm just some average unicorn. Gods, we don't have time for this shit. Decide what you're gonna do and let's get a move on, we've wasted enough time as it is."
>>25805519
Oh... well can we wait until we're deep in the shit to tell her?
>>25805519
Pfft, concealing dark magic is her responsibility. We're just here to help.
And she has a sweet guitar! Goth chicks dig guitars, right?
>>25805519
We are at Close Range Proceed Hug
>>25805519
Do nothing. The problem will resolve itself in time.
