Friendship is Magic #37 is storytimed here!
>>25782675
Rainbow Dash isn't yet a full-time Wonderbolt, and may end up never quite filling the role the way ponies like Spitfire do, but that won't stop her from flying with them as she's called to duty. She's just got so much loyalty for her friends in Ponyville, and she's still the lead of the town's weather team. It's a responsibility she can usually take at her own pace (relaxed with burst of activity, usually), and leaves her plenty of freedom to get in stunt practice and odd jobs.
The other Wonderbolts seem to have their own non-show work and hobbies, too, though often in official capacities, if that's what wearing the uniform means. Racing, celebrity appearances, first response teams - they've got a range of their own, so Dash's schedule isn't completely at odds with tradition.
>>25778227
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
There is a fine line of crap and FUCK YOU. These fuckers are getting paid to write this junk and Hope is a fucking mary sue.
HURRY
YOU MUST ESCAPE BEFORE CELESTIA TOUCHES YOU
>>25783964
what if I touch her first
>>25783970
>>25783964
>>25783970
Dwarf pony invites you to listen to her cousin's music performance at the nearby tavern.
>>25783942
the rest of the team just takes bullets for them
>>25783898
I can't wait to see her in those Wonderbolts training pants and jackets from Rainbow Falls
>>25783974
okay okaywe can touch each other
MARKER IS A STALLION!
>>25783955
>These fuckers are getting paid to write this junk
People get paid for writing shittier stories and drawing terrible art. Why do you keep saying this like this is something surprising? Like, are you genuinely surprised?
So it's official, Junior is an agender, asexual, transaging, black-identifying colt.
>>25783992
No, she's a princess
don't be stupid, anon
I am going to touch a pegabutt
>>25783997
Who's strong and independent and don't need no gender-identified significant other.
>>25784002
Yes a pretty stallion princess.
>>25783993
Just because other shitheads are writing shitter stuff does not excuse this comic at all, dipshit.
>>25784008
I am going to touch the pegawingsI bet wing massages would feel fucking amazing
>>25783989
my little war hero can't be this cute
>>25784026
you better reciprocate
give them a nice wing massage too
>>25784032
SHE SURE CAN
>>25784011
Until xhi can't move a piece of furniture or needs to depend on someone because xhi isn't a functional member of society.
>>25784039
>you better reciprocate
Uh... I don't have wings. Pretty sure wing massages would be pretty impossible for me to receive.
>>25784053
Not anymore!
4 ponies
>>25784053
MASSAGE THEIR WINGS ANON
NOT LET THEM MASSAGE YOURS
>>25784039
Rainbow Dash is a cute little stallion
>>25784020
Why and how did you get that from what I said?
In what part of my post was I saying it was okay because other people are writing or drawing worse stuff?
How did you get that from my post and not "you shouldn't be surprised there are shitty people getting paid to make shitty products in the comic book industry"
Why would you (I'm going to assume) intentionally misinterpret my post just to call me a hurtful name?
>>25784059
>after arriving in Equestria Twilight gives you wings
HOLY SHIT I'M AN ANGEL
>>25784054
Really? You'll draw anon being turned into a diamond dog?
I promise I'll only talk about transformation once per day!
Messing up your clothes on purpose and making Rarity fix them.
>>25784074
no she's a cute little mare
this is a cute little stallion
>>25784077
no, you're a pony
this girl's an angel though
>>25784087
Slowly taking them off in front of her.
Has there ever been a scene in the show with as much physical contact as this one?
>>25784093
Aww look at that cute little mare color.
>>25784076
You're implying that it's okay that this exist because other shit exist. Learn to take Price's cock out of your mouth and drink the kool-aid, fag.
>>25784082
>I'm going to continue to be insufferable if you draw this thing multiple people have already drawn
>>25784104
>implying it doesn't turn her on when you PUT ON clothes
>>25784112
shut the fuck up, broken english anon
>>25784026
I massaged a pigeons wings one time in the park after school. All the elementary kids went home and I was just chilling and baiting animals to me with salty cracks. Squirrels in my lap earing seeds, birds eating around me. This one bird must have been a regular slut and knew how to get my snacks by rubbing its wings up against me. I fingered the fluffy area between its folded wings as it ate the smashed ritz crackers. It flew away after i ran out and reached for more
>>25784125
Are you Fluttershy?
>>25784118
What would she do if I put onill-fitting clothes?
>>25784112
>princesses stretching
pretty funny
>>25784110
anon i swear to god
>>25784112
I never know if you misinterpret people's post because you're really a foreigner that has a hard time understanding English or if you're just being a cock.
I want to ask you how you got that from my post or why you thought I was excusing the book from anything, but I'm pretty sure I know how this is going to play out.I think you are making me slowly dislike people from Argentina
>>25784138make you fit them
>>25783981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nLHpSLTxo
>>25784144
Swear you are going to grab her apple butt?
>>25784125
>touching a pigeon
>touching squirrels
I am literally going to vomit.
>>25784114
No on has drawn anon being turned into a diamond dog.
People have drawn diamond dog anon, sure but that's not transformation.
It's like Nobby calling the mice ponies transformation art.
you become a pony
what is the first thing you do
>>25784176
this is absolutely transformation art you piece of shit
>>25784135
I've never been so insulted in my entire life.yes
>>25784176
But Rarity was a rat.
>>25784178
pony
>>25784176
Nigga just say "I want someone to draw a transformation sequence"
You are the fucking worst.Yeah I'm mad.
>>25784173
I used to let chipmunks onto my hand to eat seeds.
Just wash your hands afterwards, that's all.
>>25784188
All ponies should be rats.
>>25784178
dig out my horse dildo and masturbate
>>25784165
I'd do more than that
>>25784173
I didn't touch the pigeons butthole jeez. Pigeons can keep their wings pretty clean. Wet pigeons don't smell nearly as bad as any other wet bird.
And the squirrel just stood on my lap.
>>25784203
you mean mice
>>25784207
Details, xieril, details.
>>25784207
>cheating
I get dash now
you lost your claim
>>25784203
That's a mouse
>>25784218
>>25784200Gross
>>25784207
Why is he so sweaty?
>>25784221
>>25784234
Either/or.
>>25784233
>he thinks he'll get dash from xieril
kek
>>25784182
>>25784194
This can easily be called species swap, the only reason why I put it under TGTF was to satisfy my need of seeing the tag count on derpibooru go up a little higher.
I even did it for this one.
By the way, why did you (or whoever responded to me first) said "multiple people" you make it sound like it's a large number when it's just 3 and it has only been drawn three times. Do you even know how hard it is to find human-to-whatever TGTF in general?
>>25784109
probably not. to be honest i'm surprised they put this scene in there. discord can get away with anything.
>>25784241
Those are rats
>>25784241
I want to leave Mousebon snacks until she warms up to me and lets me scratch behind her mousy ears.
>>25784225
very lewd thingswith cuddles
>>25784236
he just ate something very spicy and he doesn't have anything to drink
>>25784109
Only if you count pinkie hugs
>>25784249
by the way, why did you say "no one has drawn" a thing that multiple people (l i t e r a l l y) have drawn?
>>25784207
That mare is not for sexual.
>>25784260
i forgot my pic
>>25784264
he sure is
>>25784258
>and thus Anon had an entire finger chomped off
>>25784235
Don't be such a baby, anon.
>>25784270
Did she hurt her tongue?
>>25784249
>A man being forcibly turned into a female diamond dog is not TGTF
>By the way, why did you (or whoever responded to me first) said "multiple people"
Because multiple people have drawn it. And you're still annoying. So I don't think giving you what you want is going to make you less annoying?
>>25784235
I'm gonna assume that you're never going near an actual horse. I pity you, anon. How can you embrace your stinky horse lover if you can't get past the smollest of relatively clean critters. Horses are dusty and have flies buzzing on the buttholes at all times.Not that most of us would mind, right?
>>25784286
no dude
just give in to his demands
pay the ransom
that's how you get rid of terrorists, right? just doing whatever they say?
>>25784256
What's the difference? I can't tell them apart.
>>25784290
Real horses are gross.
I'm tired of telling you people this.I've been near a real horse before and it was terrible.They scare and disgust me
>>25784258
Earning their trust is easy.
>>25784312
Rats have thick, bare tails, mice have thin fur covered tails and smaller faces.
>>25784286
>Ignoring the sentence after that
Thanks for comfirming the lack argument, I said why say "multiple people" when you really mean "1 person has actually drawn an image that implies transformation and two other people just drew green diamond dogs", it just feels like a disingenuous word game.
> So I don't think giving you what you want is going to make you less annoying?
What was even the point of this conversation then? It's not like you actually like transformation.
>>25784293If he doesn't think those images are TGTF I have no clue what he wants
>>25784320
Would you go near a deer?
>>25784320
good thing we have pones, huh?
>>25784312
You silly. The file name clearly says rats
>>25784340
he just wants to be an insufferable baby bitch
this isn't the first time we've had this conversation
>>25784341
I'd veer for deer
>>25784332
I thought mice had tiny, sphere bodies and rats where bigger with an actual torso.
>>25784188
Ratty ratie rue ratight rattle rattle rash rattle snack
>>25784360
I'm just going off of these charts.
milky way's milk
>>25784367
>Even the princesses can get constipated.
>>25784385
>>25784367
unf
>>25784391
Was the Albatross Derpy?
>>25784337
>you make it sound like it's a large number when it's just 3 and it has only been drawn three times.
I didn't do that. I just said "multiple people have drawn it" and that's true. I don't care about how much of what there is because that's irrelevant to me.
>"1 person has actually drawn an image that implies transformation and two other people just drew green diamond dogs
These >>25784182 >>25784194 are very clearly pictures of anon being TURNED into a diamond dog draw by two different artist.
>What was even the point of this conversation then?
I don't know. I wasn't trying to make any point other than you're going to continue to be insufferable and post about your fetishes daily even if more people start drawing what you like.
And I like transformation, diamond dogs, and all that good stuff. I just don't like you.And I'm mad about fetishes
>>25784286How musky do you think it is inside that car, MLPG?
>>25784341
I'm afraid of deer also.
>>25784413
Any other creature would past outor go mad with lust
>>25784416
Deer are frightening creatures.
Always darting around, being all...deerie.
>>25784341
>>25784416
Here's more reason to be scared of deer
https://youtu.be/TY-FKI_VOCg?t=68
>>25784341
I'd eat a deer.
They're pretty delicious. Venison jerky is the best.
>>25784440
Deer knew her priorities on what animal to fuck up.
Dog got what it deserved.
Cat was a bro to the faun, keeping it calm by being its buddy until mom showed up.
Got a swat for bapping mom on the snootle.
>>25784440
Oh I remember this fucking video being posted on /k/
Faggots were all "deer dindu nuffin" because people said they'd shoot the deer
Sheep are cute
All this shit makes me miss Moondiaper shitposting.
At least it was over after a post or two.
>>25784410
Only one of those images actually imply a transformation has taken place, the other can just be a green diamond dog.
I've heard this story before, I don't buy it.
You don't actually like transformation, you just don't want me to talk about transformation.
"It's your fault I'm not drawing X", well why the fuck does it matter if I continue to talk about it or not?
>>25784462
Deer is delicious
With a little red wine reduction and truffle mashed potatoes
Oh man
>>25784462
>Jerky.
>Not getting a nice steak, dusting it with salt, pepper and garlic and throwing it on the grill with some apple wood, grape, and cherry for smoke.
>Cooking that thing to a perfect rare.
>And savoring that flavor.
venison tastes bad
shit tier meat
>>25784483
they both fucking imply it what the fuck is wrong with you
look up the meaning of the word imply holy shit
>>25784478
I'd shoot the deer because it came with free faun.
Just shoot the faun first, the mom will hang around longer to get the shot.
Post ponies that are better than Rainbow Dash.
>>25784479
That's not a sheep, that's a dog
>>25784440
>>25784478
Wouldn't the deer think the dog was a wolf?
>>25784514
please do not rank the ponies
all the ponies are good ponies
>>25784507
The only thing that is shit is your opinion.
If you want a garbage tier meat that looks like deer, look at Caribou.
>>25784483
>Only one of those images actually imply a transformation has taken place
>Anon suit is clearly ripped
>still wearing anon tie
>other image is literally Twilight transforming anon
I'm missing something here. I have to be.
And you don't have to believe me or anything because:
I never said I was going to draw you anything, you've confused me for someone else
And
I still really don't like you.
fucking ponies
>>25784521
I like the way you think
>>25784520
In the same way it would assume a cat was a puma.
>>25784530
>>25784520
It was all self defense instincts but it's still scary to me.
>>25784499
Look at this nigga over here, getting all fancy and shit.
But would you prepare deer for your griffon wife?
>>25784521
But some ponies are worse than all the other ponies.
>>25784508
How the fuck does a diamond dog with no actual description implies transformation?
This can easily just be a diamond dog that expanded out of their clothes, the other one is literally just wearing a question mark collar and only one actually has text.
You're being fucking obtuse and you know it.
>>25784544
I'm not gonna cook it, if that's what you're asking.
>>25784478
I'd shoot the fucking deer too. Especially if it was my dog.
>>25784482
All I want to do is talk about my fetishes and get these autist hounding me for talking about it instead of just ignoring it.
>>25784556
Same here
>>25784145
twilight what are you doing
>>25784542
>Not using the wood around me that I harvest from my own trees in my own back yard.
>>25784552
>How the fuck does a diamond dog with no actual description implies transformation even if it's wearing clothing normally associated with anon and the exact request was 'anon being transformed into a diamond dog'
>>25784539
drizzle
more like dribble
>>25784571
The only wood I have around me is a forest of fucking poplar.
Shit is useless. For everything.
>>25784552
in the same way that >>25784528 implies that the ponies have smoked weed
the paraphernalia is there
the effects are there
the results are there
it's blatantly obvious with even the vaguest hint of context
>>25784561
Just don't use a rifle for fucks sake.
This would be the time to use a crossbow and watch the soccer mom recording the whole thing flip her shit as the doe bleeds out.
good beb
348 days to go!
>>25784560
don't say stupid things and then complain when people call you on saying stupid things
>>25784588
>dash will never hold you like she's holding that booksweet dreams
>>25784580
I really wouldn't go through the bullshit of getting a bow or crossbow ready for political reason while my dog is getting stomped to death.
>>25784592
Go to bed Twilight. Maybe it'll make it go by faster.
>>25782685
Oh god the ending to that fucking comic what the christ
>AND THEN THE PRINCESSES ALL USED THEIR MAGIC TO TURN SOMBRA GOOD AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH RADIENT HOPE (original character do not steal)
Fuck it. Just... fuck.
>>25784601
>>25784599
Alright, but make you you scream "CASTLE DOCTRINE!" as you remove deer.
>>25784560
All did was imply you're going to continue to be insufferable even if someone draws what you want.
Not my fault you decided to be a bitch about it.
>>25784594
Every time I want to talk about my fetish, people come out and start an argument, then they complain about the argument existing, they're too fucking stupid to realize that they can just ignore it and just let me post.
The only reason why I put up with it was because on both occasions I thought I was talking to an artist, apparently it was just a person using that as a reason to get me to shut up when they have no intention of drawing at all or maybe it's someone say "I used to like X before you started posting", like as if that actually makes a difference.
>>25784609
>gif
Cute scene, but there's no way there wasn't a webm made for that, right?
>>25784620
lol
>>25784620
I still like X I just don't like you
And then Sombra was good for no raisen! He put back the crystal heart and defeated the bad guys. And now everyone loves him and the princesses gave him a new non-evil body and ran off with his girlfriend to live a new life and fart fart fart FART FART
>>25784664
You will love kind Sombra!
YOU WILL LOVE KING SOMBRA!
LOVE! HIM!
>>25784609
GET THE FUCK UP!
>>25784664
Maybe it's an unfair comparison, but didn't Discord have the same kind of sudden turn in Keep Calm and Flutter On?
I had my first threesome this week. And neither was a pony, should I be ashamed?
>>25784683
you can't just leave it at that
did you put it in the butt
>>25784683
You don't need to brag about your griffon threesome, anon.
>>25784618
and I'm going to keep talking about my fetishes, nothing's changed and you help shit up the thread more than I ever could because you dislike something.
>>25784699
hah, right
everyone else is the problem
shine on you crazy diamond
>>25784689
No. I was going to, but then I remembered it would probably be messier than I could anticipate.
>>25784699
Nigga, I just wanted to point out you're still going to be annoying no matter what anyone does for you.
I don't know why you think I care about anything else.I've shit up the thread with worse
>>25784717
then what did you do
did you suck some dick
So.
What happened with the Flam brothers/iron Will etcetera?
What happened to Chrysalis and her changeling army?
Did those fucking hack comic writers just plain forget about those characters?
>>25784713
>Everyone else is the problem
Yes if your problem is thread quality and you're willing to start an argument that will shit on the thread then you're apart of the problem, I never said I was doing good for MLPG, I'm just saying learn to ignore what I post.
>>25784738
Duh.
They were so far up their own ass with Radiant and Sombra they forgot how to fucking spell Siege, let alone be bothered to remember the dicks beyond Chrysalis that got them into that situation.
I take it the final issue of that arc was not all that great?
>>25784747
But you started this argument.
>>25784759
Are they ever?
>>25784768
>I started it
Since when is making a lewd post starting an argument?
>>25784759
The umbra are defeated in a single page by Sombra just, chucking the crystal heart back onto the dais thing.
Like, they don't even need to get the crystal ponies to power it up, like what happened in the S3 premiere (I guess the hack comic writers forgot about that part). Thing just starts spinning on it's own and FWOOMP, the umbra are suctioned back into their prison.
>>25784780
I enjoyed most of the comics so far.
Apart from the Sirens Fiendship one. That was just irredeemably bad with not a single entertaining thing about it.
>>25784664
Still better then Starlight's reformation.
Think of the cute ponies guys
>>25784785
>Since when
Since you didn't take your own advice of ignoring post and responding to a post that claimed you were still going to be a cock no matter what with a really weak justification for why you post your fetishes 24/7 or beg/demand that someone draw your fetish.
And it could have ended right there if you didn't feel the need to "explain" why a picture that is very much TGTF doesn't count.And that was still dumb as hell
>>25784820
I'M THINKING OF THEM.
>>25784820
fluttershy is so cute and soft
i'm going to sleep while thinking of cuddling her
>>25784820
No, I can't right now.
That fucking retarded comic has got my autism all up in a dander.
It's the sort of hack shit some brony would put up on Deviantart. Got mary sue OC's and everyone acting retarded and out of character and everything.
>>25784820
I've got that down, how do I stop thinking about them?
>>25784845
Boy, ain't that the big fucking question.
Staying up late with pony and then falling asleep together anyway.
>>25784888
Move over I am jumping in.
What would a Pone BF be like?
>>25784892
Me too, scoot over.
>>25784892
>>25784900
Sorry, this is a one man, one pone bed. You'll have to find another pony.
Like this one.
>>25784895
it would be nice
>>25784888
Falling asleep cuddling together.
>>25784906
Shush we know you love it.
>>25784906
is this one acceptable
>>25784906
I'd make that mare feel young again, but since she dyes her hair I'm not sure that's what she'd want.I bet she'd be fun to cuddle tho
>>25784895
Like having a magic talking dog with huge balls.
>>25784834
Shh, Anon calm down.
The comics are not canon, you have nothing to worry about. Sombra is dead, the war never happened.
Starlight is still reformed, but that is shit we have to deal with I guess.
>>25784921
Do you have a permit?
>>25784933
>Starlight is still reformed
Why are you saying this like it's a bad thing?
Did people really expect anything else? After five seasons of this show?
>>25784921
Yes, that pone's bed is missing an anon.
>>25784928
Pony boyfriend gets to go to the special doctor to get those evil male domination orbs forcibly removed.
>>25784906
>>25784923
>>25784958
lostdragon pls go and stay gone.
>>25784933
Yeah, in that alternate timeline, Sombra used the crystal ponies as battle-slaves to invade the rest of equestria.
No fucking around with umbrums or whatever retarded shit happened in the comics.
Where are the eggs?
>>25784895
>cuddling with your mare on a cold, blizzarding winter night
>the only light being a warm glow coming from the roaring fireplace
>her tucked in close to your chest, nuzzling into your neck
Is there anything else you would really need in life?
>>25784923
>She wants to be seen as an older, wiser pony.
>Treat her so on a date.
>She puts on the moves you politely change the subject.
>She makes inappropriate comments, you tell her that she is old enough to be your mother.
>You laugh it off.
>She leaves in a huff.
>>25784982
>send flowers and oats to her office as an apology
>>25784973
You see, after Lost finished airing, the smoke monster needed another job.
Wait, are these smoke things just fucking carbon copies of the mind rape nightmare monsters in the Rarity comic?
FUCK.
>>25784978
Dash keeps eating them.
Stupid pony feels something weird happening to her butt, looks back there and sees an egg, and instantly thinks "snack time!"
>>25784981
Being turned into a mare and end up being that mare in your post.
>>25784981
A beer and a functioning television.
>>25785002
youre like one of those trannies that gets themselves cosmetically chopped up and realizes theyre still miserable having a pseudo vagina then offs himself
>>25785004
You want to be an alcoholic?
>>25785012
fuck
>>25785022
>want to be
>>25785025
Don't do it with a gun, we don't need another fucking statistic.
>>25785022
>Want to be an alcoholic.
I'm a professional.
>>25785032
Soma?
>>25785012
Are you actually comparing a transsexual to someone with a TF fetish?
Will the comics ever be good again?
>>25785042
Don't.
nyx has ticks
>>25785041
huh?
>>25785042
aint much difference
both think the grass is greener with a different set of genitals
thats all im saying
>>25785059
Everyone from /d/ to tumblr will tell you liking TF and being a transsexual are two different things.
appuls
Lewd boops
>>25785084
>>25785097
UNG
>>25784981
>tfw anything cozy or cute just gets shitposting in reply in mlpg these days
>>25785097
fat bottomed mares unf
>>25785101
UNGA BUNGA
>>25785072
Well those people are classically known for having the wrong opinions about everything.
>>25785105
Now you know how I feel.
Literally /fetish/ general
>>25785097
I miss this guy
he drew great pony butts
>>25785105
What do you expect?
MLPG was founded on /b/
>>25785105
>Wanting to be a mare is now shitposting in MLPG
What the fuck
>>25785128
Learn to read.
>>25785128
Yes, anon. Replying to everything with your fetish is rather shitposty.
