Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Sweet Apple Acres isn't everything in Applejack's life. It's certainly the centerpiece, but she's been known as a helpful pony about town, so she's had the time to build that reputation. It may generally be applications of her skills she already uses on the farm, but why shouldn't they come in useful? It may be the more niche and esoteric requests that speak more about Applejack's hobbies, if anything, but what would those be? Rodeo is one of her side-passions and that's another outlet for herding and rope tricks. Baking's something good for sales and sharing. And anypony likes books.Is the secret underwater basket weaving?
>>25767071
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>Derpy: Ara ara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGJ8ixlfKUs
>>25772944
I bet she spends some time practicing and expanding on her country-isms
>>25772944
>Hey AJ, wanna launch me into space?
>>25772944
AJ is really into alchemy.
>>25772957
>your plushies will never come to life
>>25773019
I don't have plushies.
>>25772994
Luna was the first mare in the moon. Do you think Rainbow Dash will be the first mare *on* the moon?
>>25772993
That's a lot of work
>>25772994
Ponies like space, huh?
>>25773017
What does she make?
>>25773029
Statistically that's improbable, as Luna might have experimented before turning into NMM.
>>25773034
She has pledged to bring her parents back. But so far she has only been able to make apples.
>>25773019
>"Hey, remember that time you left me on the bed behind you when you jacked off?"
>>25773019
>tfw you don't even have any plushies
>>25773028
>Not owning plushes.
>>25773069
Celostia please
pony made you a cake
>>25773088
nigga she a apple
>>25773109
pony is not to be trusted
do not eat the cake
What do you guys think Zap Apples taste like?
>>25773019
>Anonymous, I have been granted life to-
>wait
>why are my legs all crusty
>>25773138you~
>>25773138
batteries
>>25773138
Horse semen
>>25773138
rainbow dash
>>25773138
>>25773088
>>25773138
shitshipping
Braeburned is a good artist, shame he only ever does gay stuff...
>>25773187
I want to dry mare.
>>25773209
True that, the few straight pics I've seen of his are mega unf
>>25773187
ponies are cat dog horses
>>25773235
It's funny that BD tapped him for the pony pussy
>>25773138
You cannot really tell, they zapp your tongue.
>>25773267
What if you put one in a pony's butt.
>>25773243
AJ knows.
>>25773273
Have you ever seen what happens when a horse kicks you?
>>25773176
Well? Tell us!
>>25773209
Not everything he does is gay.
https://derpibooru.org/726918
https://derpibooru.org/405247
https://derpibooru.org/962401
https://derpibooru.org/839573
>>25773265
Anyone have any 60fps pony webms/gifs?
>>25773305
Damn,
He needs to do more of this shit
>>25773136
Are you telling me that the cake is falsifying something?
>>25773354
The cake may not be telling the truth
>>25773354
>>25773358
It is true the confectionery item may be dishonest.
Celestia!
>>25773209
Shame he hates us.
>>25773368
That's not Celestia! That' Applejack!
>>25773375
Wut, why
>>25773368
>>25773383
Everyone hates us. I hate us. That's why I keep saying that everyone does.
>pony is ded and hats us
>>25773265
Where's that last EqG appol from?
She's cute with the horsey ears.
>>25773305
I'm not a fan of gay, but I guess those that are like having Brae. His not-gay stuff is nice.
>>25773407
The royal sisters would make fun friends.
>>25773407
I will have to side with Twilight on this one
>>25773402
EQG2 Short - A Case for the Bass
I like her even in this bullshit form.
Filly has arrived.
>>25773462
hello filly
>>25773462
get out of here filly
do you not see my dick in my hand
>>25773443
oh my god
I forgot how well made these shorts are.
Also Applejack a cutie.
>>25773462
Where is yourdiaper?
>>25773485
Filly assumed you were using a very small pen.
To write a very tiny letter.
>>25773462
Filly came? Well so did I~
>tfw Dorf Fort updated after a year
>>25773466
Filly wants cuddles
>>25773545
>tfw Turok 1 comes out on Thursday
>>25773546
sounds good to me
you usually are more interested in other things, though
>>25773545
I love it when everything bugs out.
>>25773546
oh sure filly
let's cuddles
I can't sleep
>>25773589draw
>>25773413
Is there any more of this?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEAVER
>>25773597
Yeah, but I don't know where. Goes full lewdbut with story
>>25773597
yes
it's probably the best thing braeburned every made
http://imgur.com/a/UAZaQ/embed?background=161616&link=c90467#0
>>25773305
I really want to use my Sugar Star but I'm always masturbating every day, I gotta cut down
>>25773589
neither can I
>>25773569
What a lewd filly.
I want to be a pony
>>25773589
I went to sleep like 5 hours after waking up at 7pm, slept for 4 hours after that.
Apparently Luna decided to grace me with a dream of me being turned into a demoness or a dragoness of some sort, but not before some evil guy calls me evil, then I just fantasized about being a demoness until I went to sleep again.
>>25773655
Aren't you a pony?
Locator is ded
>WHO FARTED?
literally me
things I learned:
>anatomy
layers are your master all will love the layers
splash some color onto a page and call it a background, make a folder full of this
I need eye help googling references gives me more drawings instead of people
pony colors are hard
colors are hard
drawing is hard
wrinkles are basically babies of lightning and cloths
cloths and lightning are hard
>>25773670
works for me
>>25773684
Looks good though.
>>25773684
What I learned about drawing is that I have more fun learning programming and math.
>>25773684
I wanna cuddle her to sleep.
>>25773655
I want to be a filly
Who is the cutest R63 mane6?
>>25773684
Twalot go to bed.
Nyx needs her daily cuddles, she didn't have any yesterday and she's crying.
>>25773710
Funnily enough; Rarara, worstpone.
>>25773699
>>25773684
Now you team up and make pone vidya
>>25773699
>learning programming
reading documentation is hard
graphics are hard
Both are inverse for me
Drawing is easier to grasp, but eats up time to make greats. More time = better drawing
Programming is harder to grasp, but once you grasp it, you are more efficient. More learning = faster programming
>>25773684
Ahh, good ol' scrotum-eyed Twilight.
Been looking at too much porn that's her problem.
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
TO SEE THE LIGHT!
To see the light!
THAT SHINES!
That shines!
FROM A TRUE, TRUE FRIEND!
>>25773799
...I'm not sure I've seen light shining from my friends.
>>25773684
What a very sleepy pony
>>25773799
This is still the best song from the show.
Tell me I'm wrong.
>>25773799
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND IS A FRIEND YOU BREED
A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP TAKE SEED
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND IS A FRIEND YOU BREED
TO RECIEVE SEED!
Recieve seed!
FOR OUR NEEDS
For our needs!
LIKE A TRUE TRUE FRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEND!
>>25773838
Good concept, mediocre execution. Work it a bit and come back tomorrow.
>>25773819
You are wrong
Celestia's Ballad is the best song.
>>25773799
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE STILL LEFT TO LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF
SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN YOU
WE KNOW YOU CAN BE SOMEPONY ELSE
YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW
AND TRY ANOTHER START
WE'LL FINALLY FREE OURSELVES FROM THE DARK
AND SEE THE LIGHT
AND SEE THE LIGHT OF YOUR CUTIE MARK
>>25773848
y-yes sir
>>25773855
That awful fishwive's ditty?
>>25773819
I like the songs of CotLM more as a whole, but that is definately the best single song.
BEST SONG COMING THROUGH
YOU'RE A PLEB IF YOUR FAVOURITE SONG ISN'T SMILE
>>25773884
Great song, just not vest
>>25773864
It took me awhile to remember how that song went
That particular song had tempo go all over the place
>>25773891
Best*
>>25773884
>>25773873
Wanna fight about it?
>>25773897
It's more like it transitioned to another song in the second half.
>>25773913
there you go
PERFECT STALLION IS THE SWEETEST SONG WITH THE CUTEST FILLIES WITH BOBBING FILLY HEADS AND SHE'S THE BEST TEACHER THEY COULD HOPE FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you gotta share
you gotta care
because you know that it is the right thing to do
WE
>>25773970
ARE
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>25773864
>tfw nyx will never be involved in cute moments like this
>>25773980
FAGGOTS
>>25773942
Perfect stallion wasjust a song to constitute date rape drugs and Bill Cosby.
>>25773999
>dickbutt
>combo breaker
>trips
nice mang
>>25773999
>nine nine nine
twily should twily twily
>>25774015
AEIOU!
>>25774016
>>25774030
CUTEST SCENE IN S5
>>25774016
nyx should nyx the river styx
>>25773992
>tfw she is ded and will never come back
>>25774030
Now we wait for one of those ponyspin URLs
also
LET'S FLY TO THE CASTLE
Pony wants you to sing a song about your day.
>>25774035
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/luuciQT.gif&v=vLqhaBmvAMU&s=39
>>25774084
>>25774078
Work and drinking, work and drinking!
-But don't do it at the same time!
Work THEN drinking, work THEN drinking!
Then take a naaap and make chick'n.
Then drink! A-gaaain!
>>25774104
>>25774110
Now you're getting it!
>>25774110
hahahaha you're NEVER getting an episode, you tutti-frutti fuck.
>>25774122
It's true.
At this point Luna has had two episodes.
Celestia ain't getting shit.
At best she's going to share an episode with her sister.
>>25774148
Not to be "that guy", but after 5 years of build up and hype do you think the writers could pull off a good Celestia episode?
Who is Celestia?
>>25774156
\No they couldn't.
Which is a good reason to never do it. At least until they have a half decent idea.
Kind of like what they're doing with Scootaloo's family life.
>>25774164
We haven't seen ANY of the pegasus ponies parents, for some reason.
Celestia's butt
>>25774211
We've seen Dash's dad.
Well, we've seen a pony that is 99% Dash's dad.
>>25774217
what about it?
I have a question.I have to get up in 2 and a half hours. Should I power through them or sleep for that amount of time?
>>25774238
Even one or two hours of sleep will help your focus.
>>25774211
Pegasi live a spartan life style and foals are kicked out of the house at 5. At that point they no longer have "parents" just a society to defend and support them in a time of need.
Scootaloo's parents were gracious enough to leave her in Ponyville because she still couldn't fly. Instead of leaving her stuck in Cloudsdale.
>>25774238
Sleep but set at least two alarms.
>>25774264
Buy one of these:
https://www.iluv.com/product_detail.asp?model=smshaker
And stuff it up your butt.
>>25774243
>>25774264
Thanks Anons.
Mare has taken an interest in pokemon
>>25774317
There's a breeding joke in here but I can't figure it out
>>25774317
Are they even in the same egg group?
#1 Mom
>>25774388
>>25774393
She'd be a great mom...just getting her there might be an issue.
>>25774388
High quality mom
Would you rather be:
Fluttershy's husband
Or
Fluttershy's foal
?
>>25774148
>Celestia ain't getting shit.
>>25774439
Husband of course. What kind of question is that?
>>25774439
husband, duh
>>25774447
Even in the comics she get's dumped on.
Shows up to fight Sombra, and is turned to stone a few pages later.
>>25774439Can't I be both?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/5-things-that-would-make-season-6-more.html
>that number 1
>>25774483
Wow lewd I like it
>>25774439
if I had to choose, foal
so I can still marry my waifu
>>25774489
>reading EqD editorials
why even bother
>>25774504
Because MLPG is too slow during this time of the day and I need my doe of pony
>>25774489
What's wrong with continuity?
>>25774525
You know, I am actually retarded. I only scrolled over it and read the headlines, and for some reason I read "More community nods".
I will immediately commit sudoku to rectify this mistake.
And then go to beb.
Post silly ponies
Twilight is sorry her latex anthro suit absorbed you and periodically inflates your ass,tits and limps when around stallions.
>>25774577
go to bebbbb
>>25774583
She's also sorry it occasionally produces a gas that makes you and everyone around you extremely horny.
>>25774583
What about myfuta cock+balls?
>>25774583
Don't you ever get bored of posting about your shitty fetish?
>>25774622
There's so little content for it the only solace I have is to post about my fantasies in the hope someone will art skills will draw something.
It's a painful existence for someone who likes TGTF.
>>25774630
Your shitposting has guaranteed that I'll never draw it, even though I kinda like it
So good job, idiot
>>25774630
>There's so little content for TGTF
I'm so glad that I have vanilla fetishes, that way I never have to shitpost them incessantly and make people hate me
>>25774630
in all the years I've spent here I've never seen anyone ever draw such a trash fetish just because someone made a random post about it
>>25774643
I'm glad I'm not an autist and can enjoy my weird fetishes without shitposting
>tfw other people shitpost about your fetishes instead
Why do you people think he's doing this for anything other than attention?
https://derpiboo.ru/1044940
How bout that wink, huh?
>>25774636
>Your shitposting has guaranteed that I'll never draw it
Then what's stopping me from posting about it more? You act like it's my fault that you don't like transformation enough to actually draw it regardless of me posting or not.
>>25774639
There is very little, looking at the tag count from different sites.
>>25774655
Good for you, your fetish has enough content.
>>25774643
I'm just glad I have basic human decency and don't feel any desire to yell my fetishes into the void hoping that someone will do something with them
>>25774655
>tfw other people shitpost about your fetishes instead
>Don't post big ponies anymore because I know that one autist will show up just to shitpost and argue with people
>Can't even get close to talking about buff girls because I know that one autist who always post the same Vinyl pic every time will show up
>Don't even post Diamond dogs anymore
>>25774674
>letting the shitposters win
knowing that I'm just one more person who didn't give in to the inane bullshit designed to make everyone around here leave is one of the few reasons I'm still around
>>25774674i should get back to work on bufflestia, shoudn't I
So, moving on to a different subject.
So if Mares go into heat,
What do Stallions go into?
Grumpy morning pony needs to take a shower but all the hot water is gone and the coffee maker is broken and she really just kind of hates you right now.
>>25774712
Mares.
Next question, please.
>>25774674
>giving in to the shitposters
Why do you care? Especially if you know it's just one guy?
>>25774712
Also heat
They can't get pregnant, but their instincts are still telling them to try. It gets very awkward.
>>25774674
I miss CaptainChunk
>>25774702
>Letting the shitposters win
Could you fathom for a second that in a place where lewd discussions commonly take place that a person might have a particular fetish that they want to discuss over others? And that you just might, just might be over-exaggerating the presence of said fetish in a thread that makes 600-700 posts on average?
>>25774713
>and she really just kind of hates you right now.
But it was Spike!
>>25774725
>And that you just might, just might be over-exaggerating the presence of said fetish in a thread that makes 600-700 posts on average?
I'm the guy that posted >>25774674 and some of this shit happens daily.
>>25774721
Probably because it causes problems when I do want to post the things I like
Probably because I know these people (or person) has a high chance of showing up when I post
Probably because I get mistaken for those people (or guy) pretty often and it leads to my feelings being hurt.
Probably because when you see the only (or most vocal) person into the thing you're into being a complete autist or just plain asshole you kind of want to distance yourself from it.
>>25774725
anon you know exactly the people I'm talking about, I won't glorify them with names or descriptions
they're not here to discuss fetishes, they're here to be as obnoxious as possible in order to discourage people from talking about certain things or even coming here at all
>>25774743
Fair enough
>>25774707W-What's that?
Go back to sleep.
>>25774439
Foal
Is that even a question
>what's he doing with that mare?
>>25774768
I guess now that I don't feel like my stomach is going to explode anymore I might as well
thanks for the tip sleepy pony
>>25774749
Oh. I wrote a buffmusky futaCelestia thing for a friend, but didn't finish it. I thought you were him
>>25774775
I could tell you but i would rather just show you.
Thebunniescame.
>Today is National Cupcake Day
>>25774786
Pffft
>>25774712
Hiding.
>>25774792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduI6vjidzk
>>25774794
if only I either A) could buy cupcakes without feeling gross because I have to eat them all myself or B) had someone to share cupcakes with
>>25774782That sounds hot
>tfw you accidentally create a waifu too perfect
>she'll never be real
Are tulpas still a thing?
>>25774824
Cutest reindeer
>>25774828
Most impregnable reindeer.
>>25774837
Not as waifuable as edgicorn though
>>25774856
I hope that's the japanese dub.
Also
>streaming
>>25774837
I don't think you actually know what that word means.
>>25774858
For some reason this is unf.
I guess it's the numerous implications I draw from it.
>>25774865
She could molest those foals a thousand times with zero consequences.
>>25774863
Well, she is a zoning character
>>25774863
I know it what it means, it's like the word rut.
I know that rut can't be applied to horses, I know impregnable means to break into a fortress.
But I'm still going to say "Princess EA generating a magical aura that makes stallions go into a rut and make mares more impregnable"
>>25774867
>>25774875
>"Princess EA generating a magical aura that makes stallions go into a rut and make mares more impregnable"
unf
>>25774826
http://pastebin.com/f1gj6XHc
>>25774877
I thought more was going to happen.
>>25774877
Disappointing
Should have just ended at "I already have"
>>25774873
I dont understand how any person could not think this is sexy
>>25774898
She's a cartoon animal.
>>25774875
>>25774884Well it's true you know. She just can't stop those stallion dicks from spurting.
>>25774877
>some moments later
https://derpiboo.ru/1037384
