Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
For Sweet Apple Acres to continue to expand their acreage and crop yields, Applejack must surely have some additional help regularly. She can cover a whole lot of ground, especially with Big Mac, but it was a daunting feat even at smaller production. Is it time to bring additional help yet, or are her friends enough harvest labor? Twilight's enough on her lonesome, of course, but she's got things of her own to do, especially with the map and princessing and whatnot (and besides, Applejack doesn't particularly enjoy having NOTHING to do). It might depend on whether the farm's at a point where it needs reliable hooves about constantly.
>>25761002
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>there are people who don't think Apl is the cutest filly
Ride the pony
THANK YOU ISAAC
>>25767094
Why is Lyra so big?
>>25767088
She isn't, Applebloom is.
odds: clean
evens: plans
dubs: draw
>>25767100
all the better to cuddle you
>>25767088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gjvACpj3PK
>>25767112
Plans? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
>>25767118
I want to be dominated by big lyra.
>>25767119
What the fuck...
>>25767071
Twilight could probably pacify the whole everfree forest and turn it into another farm in an afternoon.
This pony is the most likely to molest their younger self during a convoluted time travel shenanigan.
This other pony who may be the same pony as above would be more than willing to be molested by an older version of themselves when they were a young filly/colt.
>>25767180
>>25767187
THATS WHAT COCK WORSHIP IS FOR
>>25767133
Rarara a shit.
Hey there pony, wanna pony pony?
>>25767247
>you will never be the strong mare
>>25767220
Why does everyone seem to hate dress horse so much?
where's the futa rosemary x futa rr guy
i need the details again
>>25767188
>Applejack
>Hiding apples
>Not gathering them into a pile to nest in
Requests?
>>25767265
Because her profession is retarded, her attitude sucks anddespite her being beast in bed, she is still not worth it.
¡Igualdad!
>>25767270
I wish I knew right now!
>>25767277
CMC BOMB SQUAD
>>25767277
Applejack the Communist
>>25767280
Being a designer is retarded, in what way? Why don't you like her attitude either?
>>25767270
aren't you beb?
>>25767277
Glimmer being unable to help it and trying to indoctrinate Ponyville's citizens
>>25767164
He's dead
>>25767277
knight grumping by the fire while the fawn builds a snowpony of him
>>25767296
i will be eventually
>>25767286
shoot
>>25767277
Pinkie Pie face sitting Twilight.
>>25767099
I wanna smooch that filly on the filly.
>>25767297
Nicely memed.
>>25767277
Filly pony playing with the funny "rubber snake" she found in her big sisters bedroom
>>25767313
>cutie mark looks exactly like an ass
>>25767277Octavia cum inflation
>>25767293
Making cloths in a world WHERE EVERYBODY IS NAKED, is.
Just the way she uses her cunt and crotchtits to manipulate everybody so they do what she wants.
This is why women like Rarara are evil in other works, if she didn't believe in love she would see everybody as step ladders to get what she wants.
>>25767320
>>25767320
ur mom looks exactly like an ass.
STRAM
>>25767304
Please don't beb red
Also can't you just wing itas long as there's copious cumpumping
>Pinkie Pie is sparing you.
>>25767293
She's too eccentric for some. Other people wildly theorize that it reminds some folks of that nice girl in high school that everyone liked but they could never get. Others are just shitposting.
>>25767324
So because everyone is naked, no one should wear clothes? And are you talking Rarity in the show or in fan fiction because I'm, pretty sure she doesn't use her tits to manipulate people.
>>25767353
>Fight
>>25767350
i cant remember which one was supposed to be topping
>>25767353
>ACT
>Flirt
>>25767356
Then how do you call the thing she does in Rarity investigates? whatever that is, she still does it to get what she wants. And my other points still apply.
Why do we call her Rarara
>>25767354
I just hate humanity in general, and Rarara reminds me of most women, so guess from there.
>>25767363
Season 5 isn't canon
>>25767372
>>>/4+4chan/mlphate
>>25767367
>we
Why do you?
>>25767354
Fair point to be honest family.
>>25767367
Because it is easier to type than Rarity.
Would you smooch a filly?
>>25767367
I think because rara is mistaked from AJ's childhood friend rara.
>>25767277
D U L C E
U
L
C
E
>>25767398
heck yeah
>>25767367
She used to be Rara just a couple weeks ago but now they stole it from us, so people have to use Rarara to distinguish her from Coloratura.She's still Rara in my heart though. Or Rari, that's cute too.
>>25767407
>mistaked from
boy learn yaself
Do you think she likes being called Rarara?
>>25767447
>Why, you all are not reading!?
>>25767429
>>25767462
Reminder that Applejack does cry, she just didn't in that situation because RD was being a selfish cunt
>>25767462
Is that drawn by neko-me, perchance?
>>25767462
what happened to her face in the first panel?
>>25767485
It wastrying to cry on the inside
>>25767441
I always called her Rarara. Except when calling her a shit, which she is.
>>25767478
Rainbow Dash is TOP CUNT
The fillies want to kiss you
HEY IAFLOPPAI SWEETIE WHEN
>>25767524
Well, my Kissing Booth is open. Only 1 bit a kiss.
>>25767528
Never cause oppai is shit SHIIIIIT
Rarara is a DORK
>>25767583
kek
>>25767477
>>25767528
I think it would be really nice if contributors contributed
Have some Silvermom
>>25767477
Never.
>>25767594
She looks like you don't want to mess with her
>>25767594
that's neat
>>25767594
dude
how'd she get so big
I NEED PICTURES OF BIG HORSES!
>>25767617
genetics
>>25767629
I can offer you some big humans instead
how's that suit you
>>25767617
nanomachines, son
>>25767594
i'm gonna TOUCH THE TITTIES
>>25767639breed the big human
>>25767629
YOU ASKED FOR IT
>>25767639
I need more Celestia in my life.
>>25767678
I'm going to breed the big human with a hyper stallion to produce a hilariously proportioned next generation!
>>25767629
686 is out
>>25767705unf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XTzrV1IiL2
>>25767732
I LOVE IT
>>25767732
Damn you I thought I was in the other thread and this was a new one
Pony sheepishly admits that she's really ahorse.
>>25767779
unf
>>25767286
>>25767958
rip in peace ponies
>>25767958
The best game. Too bad the whole challenge of Who's on first is kinda lost with us not english speaking folks.
>>25767958
I feel safe with them
>>25768055
Rainbow Hash
>>25767958
who even makes these kinds of bombs
>>25768080I asked myself that same question several times last night.
>>25768089
You should stram more bomb booms
>>25768107
He should stram more games in general
>Be a substitute teacher for foals at the school
>Covering basic math, nothing too hard
>Get the usual treatment; funny drawings of you with stink lines, a couple paper airplanes, the works.
>It's recess time. You dismiss the class, but one filly stays behind
>She leans up on your desk.
>"Hey, handsome... whaddya say we get ourselves a couple of ice cream cones after class? It'll be my treat."
>>25767477
epic fucking memes
>>25768159
Go outside.
So where is the strams?
>>25768177
>"I'll give you a recess or two to think it over. Later, Mr. Anon~"
>She walks outside, making sure to strut her hips as she leaves
>You massage your temples and try to get a few more pages read on your book.
>After all of the foals come back in, you start to go over some more basic algebra, putting up a few problems on the board
>Most of your students are attempting to solve the problems... a few are dozing off, but that filly is just staring back with a dopey grin
>She licks the end of her pencil a few times, then raises her brows. She mouths the words'ice cream?'
>>25768182
strams?
>>25768226
Yes
>>25768182
All the strams are ded. And Anon is ded, too!
>>25768213
Scold filly detention for not paying attention.
>>25768213
this is really ooc
>>25768231
i mean
what kind of strams?
>>25768261
What kind you got?
>>25768251
The fillies are making money under the table.
Your table.
You're not quite sure how they got a press under there but whenever you try to grab them they just fly to the top of the fridge where you can't reach them.
>>25768258
ur mum is ooc
HI PAPA!
Has your dronepone arrived in the mail yet?
>>25768285
...clean that up.
>>25768326
no
I hope it comes soon. I could use a friend
Well, which one do you choose MLPG?
>>25767528
No, please!
Don't make me be creative!
It's so hard!I'll do some tonight. If rereading it doesn't kill me.
>>25768327>"Can you help?"
https://derpibooru.org/1044649
>>25768361
Long john, Jelly, old fashioned, or Boston Cream
>>25768361
Glazed, unf unf
>>25768367Thanks man
>>25768361
French ponies must have fancy looking ponuts
>>25768434
pony wants to play a board game with you
>>25768398
>Smooch grump
Filly and colt needed a new hiding space so they crawled down your urethra while you were asleep.
We know your secret.
>>25768422
In all seriousness, crullers are delicious I recommend you try one. They're spongey and sweet.
fuckingmother pones
>>25768434
I'd do undignified things to that princess
>>25768485
NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR BODIES
>>25768489
I'm listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25IhfWRO4Rk
>>25768498
did you put them in your cock again?
>>25768434
>Humans
>>25768560
What do you mean I'm funny
>>25768213
>1/3rd cutie mark filly
No thanks I'll pass
Filly keeps talking about how awesome is to be a little filly.
>>25768642
That diagram doesn't make any sense at all, what the hell Twilight you dumb horse
>>25768656
Wow, way to rub it in.
>>25768543
>She knows you're staring
>Doesn't mind one bit
>>25768495
Anon!
That is a nipple!
That's illegal!
>>25768699
I see no nipples here anon
do you?
Is there a video showing all the sad/feels moments in MLP? I want something to tear up to.
>>25768714
It's RIGHT THERE Anon!
>>25768642
that's not how venn diagrams work you dumb book horse
>>25768732
I said
I see no nipples here
I want to see an alternate universe Twilight where she's street smart instead of book smart
>>25768767
So... Trixie?
>>25768660
>>25768742
True, but she has a point. Their cutie marks suck
>>25768761
http://i.imgur.com/uVHYLSRl.jpg
Night Light is a bitter, middle-aged stallion who peaked in high school when he played hoofball, and insists that he would have gone pro if he didn't hurt his knee.
>>25768699
https://vine.co/v/MQwzM6v73en
>>25768807
Wow Anon.
Rude.
Hecka rude.
>>25768821
But he sired a Prince and a Princess.
https://derpiboo.ru/1043087
Your mom just got you a pony.
But it was the wrong one!
She's still super nice though.
>>25768843
I'd be okay with that. it doesn't have to be my favorite pony.
>>25768843
That's literally happened to me.
I'm going to pat Rumble on the head and hell him he's a good pony!
>>25768835
"I remember my days as the star player on the Canterlot High hoofball team," Night Light began.
Everyone present rolled their eyes.
"Oh, brother. Not this again." Mosley Orange groaned. He and Night Light were best friends, but even he got tired of the same old story about Night Light's glory days, where he insisted that he "would have gone pro if he hadn't hurt his knee".
"Just tune him out, dear", his wife, Amanda replied, rubbing her temple with her hoof.
I need to draw something tonight so today isn't a total waste.
>>25768904
that's nice, Flitter
>>25768915
draw stallions frotting
>>25768915
Drawyour sword.
>>25768915
Everything you will ever draw will be a total waste until you get enough of a following to get free stuff
>>25768915
Draw Flitter and Thunderlane
>>25768931
>>25768941
What if I drew a Gloomy instead?
>>25769001
What if I draw because it makes me feel good?
>>25768915
Draw fluttershy fluttershying fluttershy
>>25768915
Draw somethinggay
>>25769022
bebhorse is always acceptable.
>>25769025
I'd adopt that filly
>>25769022
Oh it's you. You already get free stuff. Your feelings are invalid.
>>25768915
Draw something very cute and very gay.
>>25769055
Like 2 fillies kissing?
Colt is doing you a frighten.
>>25769030
>>25769055
yesss
>>25769025
I, anon, will take the child and raise her as my own. Come my daughter, and I will teach you the ways of the human.
>>25769025
Fuck off
>>25769025
>Time to be a villain because of my feelings
Almost as bad as Rainbow Dash. They really messed up that part
>>25769053
thanks for confirming
>>25768915
Draw the concept of Nothing. Don't leave it blank like some asshole, but actually draw Nothing.
>>25769055
>cute
>gay
Doesn't exist. Gays aren't cute.
>>25769096
>because of my feelings
Yes Anon, that's how human-like beings work.
>>25769105
ponies are always cute
are you trying to say ponies don't exist
>>25769104
????
>>25769105
Even when it's 2 mares?
Quest objectives:Travel back in time and make Marker to miss her first boop.
MLPG PLAYS MINECRAFT
>>25769126
>it leads to a post-apocalyptic future
>>25769022
Hey Gloomy, it's not all bad! We can watch stuff together
>>25769126
>MLPG becomes FiMG
>Fluffypone is replaced by PetPone
>AB ends up on To Catch A Predator and has his artwork featured on Dateline
>Derpy is called Lazy Eye
>bad touch
>>25769175
>the general, and show, dies off after two years
>>25769101
What
>>25769175
Nobody cries! Just this once, nobody cries!
>>25769123
No
>>25769197
>good end
odds: draw a pone then clean
evens: clean
dubs: cleanpone
>>25769030
>>25769232
CHEEKY CUNT
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>>25769238
don't even act like it's not accurate
>unknowingly pronounce waifu's name wrong for a long time
>finally see the correct pronunciation
>still say it wrong 50% of the time 3 years later
>>25769232
WHO'S A SILLY PONY?
>>25769264
How did you mispronounce a name pronounced audibly on a tv show?
>>25769286
>a name pronounced audibly on a tv show
I didn't
>>25769110
Those are some cute pones you have there
>>25769294
It'd be a shame if someone were to...liberate them
>>25769129
Are there enough people though? I have a feeling Ponecraft will be a desert ghost town.
testing
>>25769314
>>25769314
Not good enough. F- -
>>25769321
this looks lewd
Anyone else unable to post images?
>>25769229
pone is love, pone is life
who /justapony/ here
>>25769337
no
>>25769303
I have no idea what you are implying anonymous
>>25769229
I would clean a pone
Or maybe a bug
>>25769337
Get rekt anon
I still can't believe changeling got his cameo