"But First, Let Me Take a Selfie" Edition
Last thread: >>25642849
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
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Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.finally a pic with ponk
>>25692383
Also good news! I will be restarting Princess Scilight next week! I will be finally out of class, so I'll be getting out of this hiatus. So uhh, Princess Scilight and maybe some Sperg next week.
Second for twitwiwhere are you dot
>>25692393
I love how you chose the most cancerous part of social media to represent the thread.
goodonya OP
Fourth for bullylight
Dot pls come back
early letter for JEFF WRITE MORE SPACE LESBIANS YOU TRAPLOVING SHIT
>>25692449
Y-You too, bae
>>25692459
Still enjoy half of your stories though
>>25692393
Im excite
>>25692383
Oy NST.
Any self-cest green done yet?
lewd and not lewd.
>>25692607
Th-Thanks
>>25692634
Jeff once did a selfcest story involving Stalker Twilight and Sperg Twilight, but he never finished it.
>you will never cure sperg twi of her aspergers
why live
>>25692683
She would be a completly different person
I love her just the way she is
>>25692830
Nooooo this pic does things to myheart
>>25692920
>jeffmango.jpg
>>25692634
I wish there was more
>>25692452
People were actually reading that?
Huh. Okay.
More soon, I guess.
>>25693127
>inb4 he was the only guy reading it
>>25693072
>mfw I go that pic uncensored.
Where Born2die posts his stuff now?
>>25693182
A lot of his shit is loli, so you could go to pbooru or gelbooru. Loli isn't allowed on Derpibooru
>>25693127
Dont forget about your other stories
>>25693127
>>25693237
Is the new stalker ending over?
>>25694037
there will never be a villan as cool as midnight sparkle
She is sexy, smart, can control magic and science
Why aren't you serving Twilight yet?
She could probably give you powers like sunset did in EqG1
For shits and giggles I want to make a /nst/ themed cards against humanity deck
Anyone have any ideas?
Some examples that I will put in are
Dykeshit
Umm ______ what are you doing after school?
The story _______ is literally reddit the story, its only about ________ and ________
>>25694815
_______ is the only good green.
I want EQGWF to ________ with me.
Straightshit
Holding hands
Nightly _______ Thread
Can you stop posting? I am about to ________
>>25694815
Gotta have buzzwords like M.U.P.P.E.T. Shimmergrants, and Boipussy. Also the names of Writefags like Chronos, EQG, ect.
>>25694815
All the names of characters (namely Twilight, Sunset, Trixie, Moondancer and Starlight)
Buzzwords like dykeshit, autism, boipussy
Writefags like EQG, >>25693127 this nigga over here, OP, >>25694894 this nigga over there, etc
>>25693237
>>25693383
The Stalker ending is nowhere near done, I just got distracted with Trapshit happenings.
I really need to learn to focus on one thing at a time, but new, retarded ideas just keep popping into my head, and I have very limited self control.
>>25695080
Take your time. Don't pressure yourself. Just write what you feel like writing.
>>25695080
I know what you mean. I get an idea for a great ending and build my story off of that, but everything gets fucked along the way and I lose focus until just putting it down all together.
>>25694894
>>25695077
can you give me some more examples of buzzwords I seem to have hit a block
>>25695448
Spergs
lesbians
muh emerald savior
straightshit
I BELIEVE IN YOU EQG
PAPER
First for Twi Twi/ I need (insert any Dot story)
Twi seemed to be lonely as fuck at Crystal Prep. Too bad she couldn't have Moondancer be a fellow student to hang out and shoot the shit with. She coulda used a friend.
here is the deck so far
http://cahcreator.com/5mG1LPDEDb
if anyone has any other ideas just say so
>>25695771
Personally, I'd rather it be a mix of actual Cards Against cards and /nst/ cards. Especially the white cards.
>>25695771
misspelled Shimmigrants there m8
>>25695813
I agree, it's usually funnier to mix custom cards with the vanilla set.
>>25695826
THE BIGGEST, BLACKEST DICK
>>25695813
You can play this with the original deck
You just need to check the base deck when setting up a game
>>25695826
Probably my fault, I misspelled it too.
>>25695771
I'm only here for ____________.
Twilight Land.
Build the ______.
Make _______ great again.
______ is the purest waifu.
GSS Illusion.
I want to cum inside ________.
The Rainboom.
Union for Special Starlight Rights
Interdimensional Society of Illegal ________.
The ______ Society of Twilights.
A major coincidence happened today:
What thread did we get to today?
74
What happened 74 years ago Today?
Pearl Harbor got attacked
Sp00ky
>>25696372
Where did nst start
on 4chan
What was 4chan created for
Chinese cartoons
Where did chinese cartoons come from
Japan
Who attacked pearl harbor
Japan
>>25692383
>only here for r9k light
there will be an update any day now
>>25696436
Can we go deeper?!
>>25696441
Good fucking luck, nigga. He ain't coming back. You're just wasting your time.
>>25696452
Calling it right now, r9Klight will return 2 days after Half Life 3 is released
>>25695983
here is the newest deck http://cahcreator.com/#creator-U01UFj5dh4
>>25692383
WHERE IS EQG?!?!
>>25696441
>>25696452
>>25696479
What happened where did R9k go? Have'nt been here for awhile came back to see how this place was holding up
>>25696581
>>25696596
EqG still plans on coming back and finishing r9klight
I asked EqG a few days ago
>>25696619
dont lie to me anon
>>25696640
I am not lying
>>25696654
well if you put it that way i guess you could be right
>>25696666
sure ,satan.
>>25696666
super Satan confirms
r9klight maybe will return
>>25696546
can't wait to try this out when school's over
>>25696878
Lesbians are great
>>25695771
>tfw I was the emerald savior guy
It's a great feel
>you will never serve under twilight
>>25697011
Too bad you can't date and/or fuck them
>>25697773
Those hips
U-unf
I want to travel the universe with my captain
>>25698732
This makes me happy.
>>25697704
That's what bi girls are for, m8
>tfw no qt bisexual scitwi gf
Ponka Holmes and Dr. Twilightson green when?
>>25698945
There was a actual episode like that
It was the one with the cake that someone ate on the train
>>25699005
I am aware, but I'd like to see it habben in the context of anEquestria Grills Green.
>"Oh god! Anon! Can you knock the door before opening it?"
>"W-what are you looking at!"
>"S-stop staring!"
>>25700376
>REAL Moondancer hours are in the morning
makes sense desu
moonie probably goes up early to study
Bullylight please come back
>>25700663
Its 3 am anon!
>>25700850I live in the eurolands tho
>>25700779
This
>>25700376
And all throughout the multiverse, the rumors say, Anons dick grew THREE SIZES that day!
>>25700376
>Real Moondancer Hours
MASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
poverty bump
>>25700376Smash dat muthafuckingMoon
I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR THIRTY HOURS WORKING ON PHYSICS
I THINK I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE
LET'S RIDE THIS TRAIN INTO MEME HELL
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And, right now, some random, incredibly well-dressed goons are bullying your best friend Trixie!
>The first bully, clad in a sailor's uniform with muscles bulging from beneath cutoff sleeves, pulls the book out of Trixie's hands, holding it up over her head
>"Ha! What're you gonna do now, you stupid autist?"
>Trixie scrambles to grab her book
>"H-hey! I honestly do not understand the meaning of this, good sirs! This is quite an unfavorable situation for the Great and Powerful Trixie to be in!"
>The second bully, wearing a full admiral uniform with TUFF GUY written across the chest pushes Trixie from behind ,sending her sprawling into the dirt
>"Hahaha! Eat dirt, retard!"
>"Retard? Why, I never! How dare you speak to Trixie in such a manner!"
>She stands up, but they shove her down again, kicking dirt all over her hoodie
>"S-stop at once! That's Trixie's favorite garment! No! If only someone were here to help!"
>The sound of Trixie's cries reach across the school yard to where you sit, reading a book beneath the shade of your favorite cherry-blossom tree
>You spring up, holding a hand to your ear as you scan the area
>Trixie screams again, and you take off running, just in time to find the goons tossing handfuls of dirt into her hair
"OMAE!"
>The goons turn, sneering at you
>"Who the hell are you, punk?"
>"Yeah, you want in next? We've got plenty of room, if you want to join in!"
>You close your eyes, chuckling to yourself
"You know... I think I will."
>You step forward, holding your arms out to either side
>Unbeknownst to the goons, a crackle of yellow energy begins to build along the surface of your skin, threading itself through the fibers of you uniform
>>25704763
aww yiss
>>25704763
>Cackling, the first goon charges, trying to grab you to throw you to the ground
>The minute his hands touch your school uniform (which you always wear, because you're a student, of course), he begins to howl in pain, smoke pouring from his skin
>He friend blanches, taking a step back
>"N-nani!?"
>Grinning, you flick the goon grabbing you away, the crackling hamon at your fingertips turning the tip of your finger into a cannonshot, blasting him back against the wall
>The other bully is slowly backing away now
>"H-how the hell did you do that, you fucking bitch?"
>You don't even bother answering his question, kneeling down next to Trixie and helping her to her feet
>"Th-thank you, my friend. The behavior of these individuals is simply gastly! Trixie cannot believe they'd stoop to such barbaric behavior!"
>"Sh-shut the hell up, you piece of shit sperg!"
>The goon begins to advance again, grabbing a large chunk of rock from the ground
>"You think you can threaten me!? I'll cave your fucking skull in! AeeeeeeiiiiiiI!"
>He launches himself toward you, but you simply hold your finger out in the path of the rock
>The minute the stone touches you, it freezes, and the goon freezes with it
>"H-how... how..."
>With a wave of your hand, you send him crashing into the wall next to his buddy, both of them dazed
>Trixie applauds
>"Bravo! Incredible show, old chum! I've never seen anything like it! How *did* you do that, Twilight?"
>Trixie dusts herself off, picking her book on Quantum Electrodynamic Theory back off the ground and wiping grime from its cover
"I dunno, I've always just been able to do that whenever I get RIGHTEOUSLY PISSED OFF!"
>You just your hips out to the side, holding a hand in front of your face is random Japanese characters appear in the air around you
>"Splendid! Well, you certainly saved Trixie's sorry ass. She can only wonder why those two had it in for her."
"They just can't handle some people being different, I guess."
>>25704763
>implying you weren't in meme hell in the first place
>>25704867
>"Well, Trixie's high-functioning autism *does* prevent her from socializing properly. She feels it must be her curse in life, sometimes..."
>Trixie shakes her head, looking
"What? Nah, you've still got plenty of good friends! Like me and Maud!"
>"That's quite true, Twilight. And I hope you know I'm grateful."
>Trixie wraps you in a hug, smearing a little dirt on your uniform
"Oh! I'm so sorry!"
>She tries to wipe it off, but you stop her
"Don't worry about it. Its time I did my dry cleaning anyway
>Trixie gasps, her eyes turning to stars
>"Does this imply that you'll... be getting an even better uniform?"
"It does, Trixie! Soon, I will accomplish my goal of becoming「t h e m o s t p o p u l a r g i r l i n s c h o o l」!"
>"Wow! That's simply splendid!"
>Trixie applauds again, her star eyes growing wider and brighter as she follows you back into school
>Meanwhile, the naval-dressed goons slink away into the shadows of the schoolyard, nursing various injuries
>A shadowy figure lurks in the darkness, drumming her fingers angrily against the bark of an ominous cherry-blossom tree
>"What are the two of you doing back already? Didn't I tell you to get 「t h e b o o k」from that retarded girl?"
>"We tried, Ms. Shimmer! But that purple girl, she... she kicked our asses!"
>The shadowy figure frowns, stroking her chin
>"Is that so? Well, it seems we may need to put our plan into motion sooner than I thought. Find Moondancer, and tell her she is to deploy at once! I want that purple girl GONE!"
>>25704970
PROCEED
>>25704970
>"Yes ma'am! Right away ma'am!"
>The two goon scurry back into the main building, leaving the shadowy figure by herself
>She takes a deep breath as the blossoms scatter down around, "ominous" kanji floating underneath her chin
>"All according to plan..."
>Back inside the school, you and Trixie seek out Maud to relay the information to her
>And she's absolutely furious
>"I'm absolutely furious."
>The kanji for "absolutely furious" float past her chest
>"I can't believe that would attack you like that, Trixie. Those bastards."
>She thumps her fist on the table in anger, caving it in half
>"Oops."
>"It is rather barbaric, isn't it? Trixie did absolutely nothing to them, and yet they attacked! It's discrimination, pure and simple."
"Well, they won't be getting away with it again. Next time anyone so much as looks at you funny, Trixie, I'll destroy them."
>Trixie nods, blushing
>"Trixie hopes you understand how much this means to her, Twilight..."
>Fiddling with her hair, Trixie takes another bite of her sandwich
>"I say we go on the offensive."
>Maud, as always, is letting her anger run away with her
>She's practically out of control!
>"I think we should really teach those bullies a lesson. Otherwise how will they learn?"
>She smacks her fists gently against each other
>A small sonic boom echoes through the cafeteria, ruffling your hair
>"Well, Trixie is afraid she must disagree with Maud. Trixie wants no more violence. She wishes only to return to her studies."
>Trixie lifts her lunch tray, revealing a book on thermodynamics underneath it
>She cracks it open and begins to read
>>25704970
>mfw I am a jojofag
>mfw my battery is at 4%
>mfw I still have 3 hours until I get off work
>>25705145
It'll still be here, friend. Do not dispair.
>>25705120
>"Twilight Sparkle!"
>The cafeteria doors are kicked inwards...
>Then swings back, hard, right into the face of the girl who kicked them
>Moondancer is knocked on her ass, squeaking in pain
>She jumps back to her feet, rubbing a knot on her head, and gently pushes the doors open
>"Twilight Sparkle!"
>Kana spring into the air around her, and she strikes a pose
>...but still manages to keep a hand on her bumped noggin
"Moondancer? What the hell are you doing here? I thought--"
>"You thought I transferred out, didn't you? Well, you were wrong! You abandoned me to make friends with a violent psychopath and an autistic kid!"
>"Hey. I'm not violent."
>"Trixie may be autistic, but she is eighteen years old! Trixie is an autistic adult!"
>"Shut up! I'm here for my revenge! Twilight, you'll pay for abandoning me when we were children!"
"Hmph. Oh yeah? What are you going to do, cry--"
>Suddenly, the light in the room shifts, and you feel yourself picked up and tossed into the wall
>The stone crumbles underneath your weight, and starts swim in your vision as you pick yourself back up
>How did she...
>Before you can react, you're lifted high into the air and slammed into the ground
>"Ha! You'll have to move a little faster than that if you want to beat me!"
"Oh?"
>You take a deep breath, letting your mind go blank as the energy of hamon courses through your veins
>Coiling the energy in your leg like springs, you launch yourself at Moondancer, ready to punch the top-knot right out of her hair
>And then, suddenly, you're not moving
>Someone -- someTHING -- has caught you in midair!
Going to post the musical references, just in case by some chance you don't get them
>>25705221
>"You like it? Pretty impressive, huh? Beats the hell out of your little light show!"
>Now that you look closer, the light in the room has formed a sort of shimmering figure, which holds you fast with four disproportionately long arms
>"This is my stand, 「MOON CHILD」! It's a being of pure hard light, capable of incredible speed and power! Nothing can outpace it, not even you!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7F4izvq0YU
>Her stand hurls you into the ceiling, where you smash against the lights before dropping back down like a rock
>"Twilight, no."
>Maud jumps in front of you, deflecting the stand's next blow with a powerful arm block
>The resulting shockwaves knocks a light from the ceiling, and it shatters to pieces on the ground
>She retaliates with a flurry of impossibly fast blows, her face perfectly stoic as her fists pummel the stand like a maelstrom of haymakers
>The creature, however, isn't hurt in the slightest
>It grab Maud and slams her into the ground, leaving a sizable crater
>"Ouch."
>Trixie throws a book at it, but the stand takes not notice as it advances toward you
>In a desperate attempt to weaken the stand, you grab a handful of rubble from the ground, charging them with hamon and then firing them off like bullets into the gym lights
>The room goes dark as each one of them is blasted apart
>Moondancer pauses for a minute... then laughs even harder
>"You... you think that's enough? Ha! There's plenty of light for my 「MOON CHILD」outside!"
>The stand punches a hole in the wall, letting in a stream of sunlight
>It begins to glow brighter than before, streaking towards you
>"This is the end, Twilight Sparkle! I'll see you in friendship hell!"
>>25705378
"Heh... well, you might have to wait a bit... because this was all part of my plan!"
>"N-nani!?!?!?"
>You dive towards an overturned table, grabbing up a lunch tray and sending a hearty dose of hamon through it
>The stand continues to charge toward you, unafraid
>"You think you can protect yourself with a tray? A tray!? You're insane! Now DIE!"
>The stand throws all four of its fists at you, ready to smash you into oblivion
>You hold the tay up in front of your face...
>And suddenly, the stand isn't there
>A million shards of light go flying past you, scattering against the wall, flying erratically as they try to reform the stand
>"Y-you... h-h-how?"
>You hold up the tray, showing Moondancer the fine pattern of thin lines your hamon cut into it
"Diffraction grating! When a beam of light hits a gradient of narrow slights, it's diffracted into a series of smaller beams! Just like your stand!"
>"No! Th-this can't be happening!"
>Moondancer starts to back up, trying to summon the broken pieces of her stand to her
>"G-g-get away from me!"
"What was that you were saying about friendship hell?"
>"I... it was all just a joke! Ha ha! We're still friends, of course we are! Oh God no please--!"
>You charge at Moondancer, slamming your palm into her and filling her body with hamon
>She's blasted through the hole she made in the wall, landing in a dazed heap in the grass, her eyes crossed
>"I g-g-guess this is friendship hell... it's n-not so bad..."
>And then she faints
>You go check on Maud who, apart from a few minor injuries, is fine
>Trixie is hiding in the kitchen, cowering
>"Well! Trixie supposes that didn't go as badly as it could have!
>>25705492
"Yeah, we're lucky we're alive. But... why did Moondancer attack us? I haven't seen her in years. I think... I think it's related to those goons who attacked you earlier!"
>Trixie gasps, and Maud raises an eyebrow, as "surprised" kana pop into space around both girls
>"Twilight that's crazy. You're just jumping to conclusions, as usual."
>She taps her fingers together, and the floor rumbles slightly
>"But we should still probably beat them up. Just to be safe."
>"Trixie doesn't support and course of violence! But she does believe an investigation wouldn't be unwarranted."
"I guess it's settled then. We'll start with this one here."
>You grab Moondancer's unconscious form and sling her over your shoulders, carrying her towards your lab
"Let's get to work."
>The three of you freeze-frame as you walk towards you lab, all sorts of Japanese syllables filling the screen
PAUSING HERE UNTIL I DIE X-DDDD
>>25705877
Nice dubs
>>25705492
>because this was all part of my plan!"
pic related
Where is jeff with his trapshit and or dykeshit
>>25705569
I think this is the best picture of twilight for this story
>>25705569
i am in tears
laughing
>>25704763
>>25704867
>>25704970
>>25705120
>>25705221
>>25705378
>>25705492
>>25705569
Discussion time
What is your dream date with Twilight?
What would you do?
>>25708027
This isn't your thread, gay priest!
Also some real sci-twi.
>>25708088
Moondancer is crushin' hard on Spike. She's got the "awww he's so cute" look down to the tee.
Good luck to anyone who has finals because I am about to pass out from studying
>>25708563
I had them last Friday, I assume you run on semesters?
>>25708563
You too
>>25708908I need
I think I have a problem
I am completly in love with SciTwi
My heart beats faster when I think of her or see a picture of her
She is just so cute and nice
She is too cute
Fuck it niggas, tomorrow (or technically later), you should expect some good amount of green.
thread's getting desolated.
>"A-ANON!"
>"N-N-NOT SO ROUGH!"
Sorry for the small bump lapse. Im on my limit
>>25711347
TEASE ME MOONIE
>>25711269
Yes
>>25710339
Yes
BBSA hasnt been posted in a while where is he?
>>25712576
I am wondering this too
Reposting everything before the new shit comes in.
>Fuck this.
>You tried so hard, so damn hard.
>Litteral hours spent on studying.
>You even stopped going out as much as you did before just to get better grades.
>But whatever the reason may be, you're still barely passing with Cs and Ds.
>And to think that you made your parents pay quite the amount to make you go here, all of that money basically thrown in the trash with the grades you have.
>Why do you have to be such a dissapointment?
>Out of anger, you grip the paper so damn hard you almost ripped the portion you had in hand.
>But instead, you relieve your frustration by slamming your head on the desk.
>You let out a shaky sigh, holding back the tears.
>Last thing you want to be is to be called a pussy at this point.
>Then after a while, a voice calls out your name.
>"U-Um, Anon?"
>Fuck, it's Twilight.
>Now really wasn't the time, but then again you can't tell her to fuck off. She doesn't deserve it.
>"Are you okay?"
>That was probably the dumbest question to ask, of course you're not feeling well.
"Not really, no." you reply bluntly.
>"W-what's wrong?"
>Should you show it to her?
>You could take the risk of being laughed at, but she isn't like that.
>Right?
>You hand her the report card, not bothering to look up at her reaction.
>Because it'll probably be a burst of laughter.
>>25713674
>Twilight takes it and briefly checks your grades
>Silence filled the conversation between the two of you, so you decide to look up.
>And she wasn't laughing, just seemed a bit sad for you.
>"Oh...well, you'll get it next time, right?"
>At least she's trying to get your confidence back up.
"I probably would say yes if it wasn't the second time I got grades like these."
>Your response is once again, delievered in a cold tone.
>At this point it probably would be better if she left, it's making you mad.
>You know you fucked up, you don't need encouragement.
>Especially from a straight A student who always has it easy.
>"Have you tried asking for help...?"
>As much as you wanted to say yes to that, you never did.
>You always believed that you could do it by yourself, a lone wolf or whatever it is.
>Probably a little too much emphasis on being independent.
>You reply with nothing but silence, shiting in your chair.
>"Maybe you should! Outside help never hurts, right?"
>Is she trying to say...
>Once again, you don't reply with anything but a shrug.
>After a moment a silence, you think that she went away, but she opens her mouth again.
>"S-Say...are you busy after school?"
>Thanks for making it easier, Twilight.
"No, why?"
>You decide to play dumb, you may not want to talk to her, but not destroy her dreams.
>"H-How about I help you? If you want, of course!"
>>25712576
Where is the champ?
>>25713948
Who's champ?
>>25714042
BBSA!
https://youtu.be/F9WMZyGVY4w
>>25713786
>As much as you want to do it yourself, you do consider that it's not bad to get a helping hand.
>Besides, your grades aren't really showing any good results with the way you're doing it.
"Fine...when?"
>"H-How about 4 P.M? at the library."
>You finally decide to look at her, noticing some pale blush around her cheeks.
>At least that's what you think it is.
"Alright. Sounds good."
>She smiles, nodding her head before going to her desk on the other side of the class.
>Wait...why did she pay so much attention to you?
>How come you're thinking about this just now?
>But before you could go on with your train of thought, someone pats you on the back.
>"Well well well, Look at the guy who's getting some! Got girls hitting on you now?"
>Of course it had to be Flash.
"Man...I'm not in the mood right now."
>"Aww, c'mon! what's gotten into you, man?"
>He has a spice of amusement in his voice that you're despising right now.
>And then he looks at your grades that Twilight left next to your arm.
>And he bursts out laughing.
>"Oh wow! you're seriously this pissed over that?"
>Your eyebrows frown lightly, looking at him from the corner of your eye.
> ‘‘Dude, you do know that it only counts for like only 20% of your entire grade, right?’’
>Maybe that’s the case, but it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re gonna get lectured for a good while by your parents.
>You don’t reply and keep looking at him with the same expression.
>Apparently your frustration amuses him to no end, as he keeps his smile on his face.
>"And just look at the bright side of things, you could get some from a girl, dude!"
"It's not what you th-"
>You get interrupted by the screeching noise of the final bell of the day.
>And Flash simply leaves, not saying a word to you.
>Dick.
(Sorry for being slow guys, not consistent most of the time.
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THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED RIGHT NOW IN A SHOOTS AND LADDERS LUMBERJACK CAGE MATCHSorry if it seems like I disappeared guys. I just finished writing a green for another thread and now I'm hoping to focus on Shining and friends and all the other stories I write for this thread again for a while. I've still been around lurking and reading and all, and hopefully I'll have some updates on my stories soon for ya'll.
>>25714179
Keep it up. It's getting better.
>>25714194
Good to hear m8
Tonight I'm posting Trainerlight god damn it! It's not a very good update either but fuck it!
>>25714479
>It's not a very good update either but fuck it!
Updates here are like pizza
When they are good they are good
When they are bad they are still good
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>>25705569
I made this picture I don't know how many threads ago, finally get a jojo green and it just ends. fuck my life.
>>25714232
Will write a little later, kinda busy right now.
>go on derpibooru to look at scitwi shit
>see pic related
>instantly reminded of sperglight
damn
>>25714745
If you're referring to the last line, don't worry, this isn't done. I was really really sleep deprived while writing, and extremely out of it.
Pastebin for Trapshit updated. Going to have a long update out later, once I get back from my run.
Part one: http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG
Part two: http://pastebin.com/U41EtFwC
>>25715129
Coolio, Jeff's back.
Why is she so cute?
>>25715224
We should start from the beginning, what about her do you find attractive?
>>25715280
Well
>she's physically adorable. the glasses, the uniform, the cute face
>she's very kind, not bitchy like her pony counterpart can be on occasion (inb4 she becomes snarky in the next movie)
>she's a huge nerd and smart. would date and discuss science, philosophy and shit, play vidya, read books, watch crappy movies and laugh at them
>she's shy and socially awkward, a little bit spergy, but in a good way in which it's cute and not annoying and cringeworthy
>however she'd probably open up and be more comfortable once she knows you a bit more and likes you
>I'm not super into going out, I'm fine with staying in. human twi seems like the perfect girl to chill with cuz she's an introvert like me. and even then we could on occasion do fun stuff
>she's got chill friends. would party with ponk, be a cunt with rainbow, fashion with dress girl, appul with appul, watch animals with flutters, and hand with sunny bunny
10/10 gf for me
>>25715350
oh and one more thing: she has a talking dog. how cool is that?
and we could study friendship magic as a couple
and I'd learn stuff being around her
she could help me with my studies
she'd be my equal, and she'd be both my lover and my best friendtoo bad this isn't realistic
>>25715388
I actually think she is just objectively the perfect female.
It's impossible to be better than that.
it probably means my standards are too high.
How do you lower your standards?
>>25715499
Hell it wouldn't be realistic if she were real. Some of us aren't attractive enough
There are posters who may be the stereotypical "nice guy"
I wonder if all the worship of her here would creep her out. We're kinda putting pussy on a pedestal, here.
>>25714930
Sweet.
>>25715574
>I wonder if all the worship of her here would creep her out.
Definitively. Just look at poor EQG. Also, don't forget the dykeshit going on here, all the people who want to see her only with Sunset, those who would date her only if she's a sperg, and let's not get into the stories themselves.
>>25715574
The only reason why I do that is because she isn't real.
If hypothetically she were real and I had an output for these emotions other than you guys I would seem pretty normal.
But I have to ask, why wouldn't Twilight like nice guys?
Here's just a general question; why is being worshiped, 'creepy'? Wouldn't someone like being put in such a high position?
>>25715748
Because girls don't like it when you treat them as though they're perfect goddesses and if you're always agreeable with them. Basically, you should treat girls like you would guy friends. Also you can't be meek. Assertiveness is attractive. Making decisions, having goals and aiming to reach them and shit. Women love that.
>>25715680
>Just look at poor EQG.
Yep.
>Also, don't forget the dykeshit going on here, all the people who want to see her only with Sunset
I'd be dying to know what she and Sunset would think about that. Especially if they're straight and completely platonic. I keked a bit.
>those who would date her only if she's a sperg
She doesn't have to be a sperg. In fact, I don't think I'd personally like to date someone on the autism spectrum anyway, to be honest
>and let's not get into the stories themselves.
Wonder what she'd think about the zany shit that happened in R9K and EQG's stories. Or the abusive mother and lesbian stuff of Stalker. Or how she has a penis in his other story. Or how she she is a lonely and depressed aspie who cuts herself and was nearly raped by Sugarcoat in Sperg. Or all the other insane shit in this crazy general.maybe she's kinda weird and she'd be flattered by it?
>>25715868
Females that are autistic and males that are autistic are different in a lot of ways I want you to know.
>>25716005
How?
>>25716057
Girls can actually hide their power levels a lot better than guys typically can.
>>25716108
So autistic girls in their own are as cringeworthy as autistic guys in general? I dunno. I'd rather date someone who is pretty cool being themself rather than some girl have to try super hard to not be repulsive
>>25715690
>But I have to ask, why wouldn't Twilight like nice guys?
'Nice guy' usually refers to a type of person who is friends with a girl only to get into a romantic relationship, but who deliberately unassertive and submissive and generally 'nice' with her to reach that end. Almost no girl likes that. See>>25715799
But if you mean nice guy in a normal sense, then there's no reason she wouldn't.
>>25715748
>Wouldn't someone like being put in such a high position?
It depends. If it is in the context of, say, being a political leader, then it's not a problem for the person being worshiped. But when we talk about having maybe a hundred people who would like to fuck your brains out, then it's creepy (unless you're into that for whatever reason).
>>25716158
>Nice guy' usually refers to a type of person who is friends with a girl only to get into a romantic relationship, but who deliberately unassertive and submissive and generally 'nice' with her to reach that end. Almost no girl likes that.
Is it different if, say, you develop romantic feelings for a female friend you didn't initially have feelings for when you became friends? Like spending time with her over a few months to a year or so caused me to develop feelings, rather than befriending a girl because you have a crush on her only for the hopes of dating her?
>>25716158
Well then that's perfect, I am actually a nice guy who really only cares about female's personalities.
As I've explained before, I don't care about sex so my intentions are pure.
>>25716108
>I am a sperg and from a relatively early age I learned how to hide my powerlevel
>I eventually learned how to spot other spergs who were hiding as well
>I became friends with a lot of them
>I did find one or two girls who were also spergs and we became friends
>we really just hung out and talked about whatever movies, tv shows, etc
>girls are better at hiding their power level but they are still spergsalso for anyone who wonders what they were like they just didnt care about high school gossip or any of that crap we only really liked having fun and we were all a bit awkward but since everyone was nobody judged
And scitwi does remind me of a lone sperg
>>25716196
Yeah. In fact, I'd say that's what happens most of the time.
>>25716242
>And scitwi does remind me of a lone sperg
>inb4 she becomes a normie after being taught by Sunset and the girls how to make friends and be social
>inb4 she basically becomes human world Princess Twi
>>25716242
Where do I find other spergs in hiding? Because spergs with knowledge of social skills are best spergs. Better than socially unaware, annoying spergs like Chris Chan
>>25716281
>"C'mon Twi, the party will be in a few minutes."
>"Why don't you want to go? Everyone loves parties!"
>"I'm sure you're just saying that. You'll see once you're there you're gonna change your mind."
>"Let's go! Don't be such a loner!"
>>25716401
And this is why I hate Sunset, she is corrupting Twilight.
She better not be a normie in the 4th movie or the series.
>>25716327
>Where do I find other spergs in hiding?
Unless you are still in high school thats going to be tough
I looked for those who didn't want to follow the trends and the ones who were as quiet as myself
And not just if they are quiet in the first week but within the first 3 months not wanting to draw attention to themselves
They will always be atleast a little bad with social skills
One small thing I noticed is they try to connect the current subject with another one
I havent really been looking for them since I started college but most of them do not like to go partying or drinking every night
>Better than socially unaware, annoying spergs like Chris Chan
He isn't sperg he is a full on autist
The difference between sperg and autist is like horsefucker and brony
>>25716454
I didnt even see>>25716401
>>25716454
Which is worse?
>>25716536
>Which is worse?
Are you asking about sperg vs autist?
If so then autist
>>25716401
>"I think that Flash Sentry guy over there really likes you. I can hook you two up."
>"Wait, what? You like that nerd over there?"
>"The one in the overalls, glasses and atom button?"
>"Please, Twilight. He's such a dweeb." >"Why wouldn't you wanna get with Flash? He's hot!
>"What do you mean you don't find him attractive? How do you not find a guy with a six pack and can play guitar attractive?"
>"And I fucked him for, like, a few years!"
>"Man, you have bad taste in guys..."
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>>25716420
>"Oh no no no no, darling. You can't expect to attract any boys like... that."
>"Not that it's bad, just... look, let your hair loose for a bit. See? You look sooo much better already."
>"Now, the glasses gotta go, too. If you want to see well in public then get contacts, but you can't wear these. They make you look old."
>"Oh! And of course, you need a proper attire. Just put on this little thing I made."
>"What do you mean by 'too revealing'? A woman should embrace the beauty of their body, even if you get a little cold."
>"No. Trust me, it's impossible for it to fall off."
>>25716401
>"I dunno, Sunset. I'm not exactly the party type..."
>"Do we really have to? It's gonna be loud and really crowded, and I don't really feel comfortable in situations like that."
>"I dunno. I'm not really much of a drinker."
>"Sunset, I may be a virgin, but I'm not really into the idea of losing it in a one night stand with some guy I don't know."
>"Besides, as far as I know, no boy's ever really been attracted to me."
>"Can't we just go to a museum or watch a movie or something?"
>"Please understand..."
>>25716681
>"Egghead, come on! This party is, like, gonna be totally awesome!"
>"You can't miss out, dude! You can't!"
>"What do you mean you don't wanna go? Didn't you say you've never been to a party?"
>"Can't really knock it till ya try it. Know what I'm sayin?"
>"You think you're gonna get made fun of?"
>"Ah, come on, man! Everyone does stupid shit at parties! Come on, don't be a pussy!"
>"Even Fluttershy's going. Even she parties! Are you a bigger pussy than her?"
>"Man, we're gonna get turnt!"
>"I don't know why you don't wanna go, man. You could, like, get laid at this thing. It's not like you're ugly or anything.
>"Ugh, whatever, man. See you around."
>"Pussy."
>>25716592
>but you can't wear these. They make you look old."
It's funny because Twilight's glasses are those thick, black rimmed glasses that are really popular with girls nowadaysand they make her look so much cuter
>>25716840
Wow, I really should gooutmore.
>>25714179
>Someone is writing that Tutorlight green
Feels good, man
>>25716554
Horsefucker and bronies
>>25717052
You will still be cared about by us, weird or not.
>>25717734
bronies
>>25715129
>Fixing another plate of the veggie burritos, you curl up on the couch with food and your mug of cocoa, waiting for Starlight
>The cocoa itself fills the air with steam, its warmth welcome in Starlight's freezing apartment
>When you glance at the thermostat, you find that the heat isn't even switched on
>"Oh, sorry about that. I tend not to waste heat on air conditioning. It's not really something I need. You can turn it on though, if you want."
"No... that's fine."
>You curl back up, holding your mug against your chest
>Starlight places the first Blu-Ray in her player, sitting next to you as the episode begins
>You start at the beginning of the series, from the very first iconic moment on that lonely street, crickets humming in the distance
>Starlight hums along to the opening, bobbing her head happily
>"I'm surprised, Twilight. I got the impression you didn't like this show."
"I've... had a bit of a change of heart, I guess."
>"Well, I'm glad. This is my absolute favorite cartoon, if not favorite show. It's..."
>She takes a deep breath, staring lovingly at the screen
>"It's just perfect. I'll try not to talk your ear off after it's over."
"Hey, that's fine if you do. You're one of the very few people who can make anime talk interesting."
>Starlight blushes, the compliment making far more of an impression on her than you expected
>"Thank you, Twilight..."
>After the first two episodes, Starlight is already ready with a barrage of questions
>"So, you notice the relationship between Shinji and his father, right?"
"What about it?"
>"It's exactly what I've been telling you about! Gendo's too afraid of letting anyone close to him after losing his wife, and Shinji can't allow himself to overcome his father's past betrayal! This entire series focuses in part on the dynamic between them, as both try to reconcile, but the walls they've built are entrenched too deep, and they fail! This show... there's just so much to it!"
>>25717958
YES MORE TRAPLIGHT
>>25717958
This is going to be a bitch to read tomorrow since I'm not going to be able to read all this tonight.
>>25717958
"I... I see what you mean."
>"You do?"
>Starlight looks a child told she could open her Christmas presents early
"I do. I, actually... I watched an episode the other night. Just a rando--"
>"Which one?"
"The one with the white-haired kid."
>"Kaworu? You... dammit, Twilight, you're not supposed to spoil it!"
>She fake-bonks you on the head
"I know, I know. But I watched it, and... I see what you mean, yeah. How Shinji was forced to destroy the only person who even made him feel like himself. How their innate differences tore them apart. It's... it's pretty brutal."
>Starlight nods, hanging on your every word
>"It is... oh my God, I never thought about it that way. Kaworu was the only one who made Shinji feel special! And he... oh, wow..."
>Starlight shakes her head
>"I'm sorry I'm geeking out on you so much, it's just... I've never met anyone with a mind like yours, Twilight!"
"Oh, well... you know..."
>It's your turn to blush now, fiddling awkwardly with a strand of your hair
>"Anyway... should we watch more?"
>Starlight nods so hard that her ponytail comes loose, and she awkwardly fixes it as she looks for the remote
>It isn't until halfway through the third episode that you start to shiver
>Once your cocoa and hot dinner are gone, you're left without much of a source of warmth
>And so, in a brief effort to heat itself, your body trembles slightly
>It's hardly even enough for you to notice, but Starlight turns to you the minute it happens
>"Twilight? Are you cold?"
"I'm fine."
>In spite of yourself, your teeth chatter slightly
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>>25716251
>tfw no friends at all
>tfw no friends since middle school
>tfw i've never had a girlfriend
>tfw i've never even had a female friend
fuck
So just for fun, I thought I'd do a little contest. Those of you who have a modern Pokemon game (XY, ORAS) put your in game name and FC in the name category up there and try to guess my favorite pokemon.
Winner gets a custom pokemon bred by me of their choice (Within reason.)
In related news, posting Trainerlight within the hour, get hype kinda!
>>25718063
>"Here! Lemme get the heater started."
>She flicks the switch on and turns the heat up to 80 but, as far as you can tell, nothing changes
>Frowning, Starlight holds her hand up to the vent
>"Huh... it should be working..."
>She checks again, still frowning
"Maybe it just needs time to heat up?"
>"Maybe..."
"Anyway, I'm seriously f-fine."
>Again your teeth chatter, a little more noticeably this time
>Starlight shakes her head
>"No, no, don't worry. Do you want one of my blankets?"
"Starlight, seriously, I'm not gonna freeze."
>"I won't let a friend suffer due to my own peculiar preferences. Just wait right there."
>She runs to her room, returning with a giant gray quilt, in the middle of which is stitched an equals sign
>Sitting down on the couch next to you, she throws the quilt over you, tucking you in
>"Better?"
"It is, but..."
>"Something wrong?"
"No. Sorry. Thanks, Star."
>At that moment, you're briefly aware of a small tremor inside you, which has nothing to do with the cold
>Starlight smiles, relieved
>"Excellent! Now, back to the show."
>Outside, the wind picks up to a fiendish howl, rattling the windows of her apartment
>The heat never starts working, and you can feel the temperature in the place dropping as episode after episode passes
>>25714179
>You reach your locker, putting your stuff in it and all that shit
>And you have the odd feeling of being watched, or something was approaching you.
>In fact, it's probably closer than you think it is.
>After getting everything you needed, you lock your door and behind it revealed to be Twilight
>"H-hey Anon."
>That shit startled you, that's for sure.
>In fact it probably made you jump with how hard she's trying to not laugh in your face.
>S-Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you like that!"
>And she couldn't resist to giggle afterwards.
"It's fine...Never knew you had ninja skills with how silent you were."
>That brought out a laugh out of her, that's good.
>"Yeah...but I wanted to ask you something."
>You quirk your eyebrow up, intruiged.
>"How about we go to my place instead? We won't have to be so quiet and my parents aren't home..."
>Well, that isn't that bad of an idea, you can understand why she would choose a place like her home.
>But why did she has to specify that her parents weren't home?
"Sure, how far away is it?"
>"Just a couple of minutes!"
>With no objections, you follow Twilight as she leads you to her place.
.>While walking, Twilight keeps her conversation subjects simple.
>Like asking how your day was at school.
>And to be honest, it wasn't all bad, outside of the report card.
>Mostly boring, though.
>And before you knew it, you were in front of her house.
>"Annd here we are!"
>She opens the door for you, letting get in first.
"OOoh, what a gentlelady."
>Again, she chuckles.
>You take off your shoes as she does herself.
>She walks up to the kitchen table and you follow her, unzipping your bag along the way to get the things you need.
>She sits down and looks at you with twinkle in her eyes.
>"So! What shall we study about?"
>>25718141
I would but my 3DS's connection is awful and It just seems like a lot of work for slim chance of actually working.
>>25692383
Why does realtwi look horrified?
>>25718141
Pupitar
I dont know why but I have a feeling
>>25718402
She looks more pissed/annoyed.
>"H-Hey?!"
>>25718404
Nope!
>>25718198
>>25718270
Didn't see that we already had two active posters. I'll either post after ones finished or post in the morning depending. I kind of want to see where they're both going.
>>25718443
Lucario
>>25718443
Dialgaif this one is wrong I have 719 more guesses
>>25718504
>>25718540
Nope.
Anyway I've been told by Bonk and Trap to post so I'm going for it.
http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp
>You wait for the air to settle before checking the damage. On the opposite side of the field Dash and Gilda are flat on their asses with a ton of minor cuts all over them. Luckily it seems that's the worst of it. In between them sits a little Rotom, unconscious from the blast.
>M:"You guys okay?"
>Rainbow refuses to look up,calling back Wonderbolt silently. Gilda brushes off the glass and dust, yanking something from Dashs pocket and throwing her over her shoulder.
>G:"We don't have TIME for this Dash, you can throw your tantrum on the train to Goldenrod!"
>She carelessly crunches glass under her thick boots as she crosses towards you.
>G:"Congratulations, here are your badges. Come see our show sometime if you want, they'll let you in for free."
>She hands you each two badges, a thunder badge and a zephyr badge.
>R:"That's not what we agreed on! You can't these guys step all over us Gilda, we're the BEST!"
>Gilda slaps Dashes butt, making her squeak, and continues out the door.
>G:"See you dweebs later!"
>The door slides shut, leaving the three of you alone once the ref heads out back.
"Well, that was... interesting?"
>M:"Tell me about it! What a sore loser, right?"
>Lulamoon giggles, or what you assume is a giggle anyway. Pokemon speech can be complicated.
"You did great Lula! I knew you'd be my ace in the hole!"
>She smiles, drawing your face gently into her bosom just left of her chest spike. She embraces you tenderly before sending herself back into her ball.
>Moondancer pins her new badges inside her case, setting the zephyr badge on its own separate row. You mimic the placement, although you doubt it really matters.
>The two of you take on the arduous task, once again, of carrying the hundred and twenty pound manlett that is Spike to the pokecenter.
>>25718198
>Starlight's blanket provides you with plenty of warmth, though
>Despite not being terribly thick, it's quite dense, and keeps you toasty warm
>Starlight herself, however, isn't dealing so well
>By the time the sun has fallen, the first flakes of snow have begun to fall, and the thermostat indicates that the apartment's temperature is nearing 40 degrees
>Starlight begins to shiver, slowly at first, but it builds as the two of you finish the seventh episode
"Star? You want some of the blanket?"
>"I'm f-f-fine, Twilight. Th-thank you for offering, th-th-though..."
"That wasn't an offer. You're freezing."
>You scoot up next to Starlight, wrapping her in half the blanket
>It's not a terribly large blanket, probably only meant to cover a queen-size, so you have to curl up against Starlight to fit both of you under it
>She's like ice, but lets out a small gasp as your warmth envelopes her
"Better?"
>"Yes..."
>She's about to lean her head on your shoulder, then stops
>"Sorry."
"You're fine."
>...
>"Fine as in 'it's okay?' or fine as in 'don't, but I'm not mad?'"
>You shrug, Starlight's proximity slowly accelerating your heartrate
"I mean... if you want to, I won't stop you..."
>"Okay. Just, if you're not comfortable--"
>You shoulder Starlight before she can finish her sentence
>Slowly, somewhat awkwardly, she lowers her head onto your shoulder, leaning her body against yours
>>25718599
>When you finally arrive, you're both sweating half way through your clothes. Trixie doesn't appear to be in the lobby, so you and Moony freshen up while your pokemon are healed and clothes cleaned.
>Luckily they have private showers, so you avoid another awkward incident.
>Moondancer in a towel though... dang! You sincerely wish you could scoop some of her more feminine attributes and put them on yourself. Heck, you'd settle for just her hips.~
>She, of course, catches you staring. She dawns a coy smile as she wraps her hair tightly in a towel.
>M:"You look nice with your hair down."
"Oh, uh, you too!"
>She laughs into her palm, waving you off.
>M:"I look like a mop with my hair down, YOU look like a Kalos princess!"
"Well, yeah, but you're the cutest mop I'VE ever seen!"
>Surprisingly, THAT of all things brings her to blush.
>M:"Y-you've never seen a tangla then, they're pretty cute!"
"You know, I've noticed something."
>The two of you step into neighboring stalls to change into your fresh clothes.
>M:"What's that?"
"Whenever something is uncomfortable for you, the topic suddenly becomes pokemon!"
>M:"S-so? I'm a trainer, that's kind of a big part of our lives! It's like, I don't know, hows the weather?"
"Okay, true. BUT I think you do it more often than normal young lady!"
>She raises her hand over the stall to flip you off properly.
>M:"I like to stick to my own terms, that's all. Pokemon are easier than people... both to talk TO and ABOUT. Can we drop this now?"
"That depends, is that why you demanded to carry Steven? Are you uncomfortable with Trixie?"
>Moondancer is silent for a few seconds, before sliding excitedly out from her stall.
>M:"I forgot all about that! I'm going to see if she's here yet! Meet you in the lobby!"
>She rushes out, leaving you awkwardly half dressed and alone.
>>25718720
>"Star? You want some of the blanket?"
>"That wasn't an offer."
Okay.
mfw three stories at once
>>25718801
>You finish throwing on your clothes and join her, Trixie MUST be here by now!
>Lo and behold, she is! You spot her exiting the doctors office in a new outfit, assumably bought with her prefomance money. You'd be lying if you said it wasn't cute but...
>She isn't looking too good. She's a little paler than she was earlier, maybe all that meet and greet stuff took more out of her than she was expecting?
>T:"Hey guys, are you two ready for the honor of traveling with the great and powerful Trixie?"
"Uh, well I think WE'RE ready. You however look more ghastly than, well, a Gastly! Shouldn't you rest?"
>She turns her nose up to you, waving you off.
>T:"Trixie is fine! It's just a cold I assure you. Just grab your pokemon and lets go!"
>Trixie cracks open Stevens ball, sending him straight over to Moondancer as agreed.
>Maybe you're just thinking too much? It IS pretty chilly on the water front after all, and cruises are basically germ paradise...
>As soon as Spike returns with your balls, you head out together back towards Cerulean so you can start the journey to Route 10.
>You've heard Rock tunnel is what separates the casual trainers from the pros, you're excited to put that to the test!
>As expected Moony spends every step fussing over Steven, which luckily he seems rather fond of. You find yourself grinning like a dork watching her pamper the little guy.
>T:"*AHEM* So Twilight, I presume your gym battle went well?"
"Oh, yeah... It was pretty close actually, the gym leader was a bit TOO competitive you know?"
>Trixie lets the silence linger for a moment.
>T:"Was Trixie too competitive?"
"No! I mean like, cheating level of too competitive! You're fine Trixie."
>She relaxes a little, puffing her chest out with a little bounce.
>T:"Good! Trixies friends should be able to appreciate her passion on the battlefield!"
>There's your Trixie!
>>25718270
"Um, I guess Math and Science? that's what my homework consists of."
>And to no surprise, Twilight's smile is only getting bigger.
>Maybe, just maybe, they were her favorite subjects.
>"Awesome! Well, let's get to it!"
>She brings out her books and puts them on the table, opening it to the homework page.
>"Along the walk I've been thinking on how to help you, and I came up with a perfect solution!"
"Oh yeah?"
>She nods excitedly, finally finding the page
>"Now what I want you to do is to go as far as you can, but don't forget to ask if you have a problem, okay?"
>Hm, it's better than you thought it would be.
>You thought it would be that she literally goes through everything with you.
"Sounds good."
>She smiles brightly at you then focuses on the homework
>And it she had the most intensive look that you've ever seen someone do for an assigment.
>It's like Twilight was trapped in her own little bubble of mathematics, it's crazy.
>Does she do this with every single problem, no matter how easy it is?
>It's not offputting, just fascinating.
>You shake your head out of your thoughts, looking at the homework you had to do.
>After briefly looking at it, it didn't seem all that difficult.
>Right after you say that, you're stuck in algebra equations.
>Shit.
>You really tried to figure it out on your own, not wanting to be dependent on Twilight the entire time.
>But no matter what, you were just stuck.
>You scratch your head in bewilderment and Twilight notices the look on your face.
>"Something wrong?"
(I think that might be the last for tonight, I don't know. Hope it's good for you guys.)
>>25718947
(Bonus Puffy Art)
>The walk takes a little less time on the way back up, probably because you're not awkwardly flirting with Moondancer this time.
>Arriving at Cerulean, Moony reluctantly relinquishes Steven back to Trixie. You all grab a quick sandwich for the road at the pokecenter and head off east towards Route 10!
>At least you do until you see the sign.
>M:"Due to hazardous levels of electric pokemon, Routes 9-10 are currently closed. Trespassers will be persecuted and fined."
"That's crazy! What are we supposed to do?!"
>T:"We could just ignore the sign?"
>Moondancer shakes her head, taking out her map.
>M:"We have two LEGAL options, we could try our luck back in Vermilion again... just hope the docks aren't clogged by a snorlax. OR we could cut through Saffron in half the time."
"Isn't Saffron a Gym City? Why didn't we just go there in the first place?"
>Moondancer rolls her eyes, pulling her sweater collar just enough to retrieve her pokedex from her cleavage. She displays it for you sarcastically.
"Oh... Fair point! Well it can't be helped I guess, lets cut down on time and just take our bikes!"
>M:"You have a bike too? Why have we been walking everywhere?"
"I like walking, it gives us time to chat!"
>Moony smiles and messes up your bun a bit.
>M:"We can chat plenty in the nice warm pokecenters!"
>Trixie waves a bit, fighting for attention.
>T:"Trixie doesn't have a bike!"
>You fish around in your bag, pulling out your second bike voucher.
"Here, get yourself something pretty!"
>She looks it over, clearly confused for a moment.
>T:"I... Okay then I guess? Trixie will get the GREATEST-*Cough*, the greatest and most agile bike in all of Kanto!"
>>25719123
>pulling her sweater collar just enough to retrieve her pokedex from her cleavage.
Unf
>>25718720
>Outside, the wind whips the snow into a frenzy, piling it against the window and splattering it over the landing
>At dinner time, Starlight gets up to heat some more of the lunch leftovers for dinner, and you take a moment to peek out the window
>The streets are already covered in a solid three inches, with more pouring from the sky
>Not a single car passes, and it looks like the power is out in a few of the houses across the street
>Before you get too cold, you take your place under the blanket again, and Starlight joins you, starting the next episode
>The two of you share dinner off a single plate, Starlight practically sitting in your lap, she's pressed so tightly against you
>It feels... strange, sure, having her so close
>But not bad, definitely not bad
>She's soft, and warm, and fills you with that primal comfort brought on by proximity with another human being
>Around nine o'clock, you get a text message telling you that school is canceled for tomorrow
>Starlight glances out the window
>"It's pretty bad out there, huh?"
"Yeah."
>"You're perfectly welcome to stay here, if you want."
"I think I might have to."
>Starlight nods, keeping her face expressionless, though you think you spot a twinkle of excitement in her eye
>Your phone buzzes again, and you ignore it, figuring it's just a re-confirmation of school's cancellation
>Then it buzzes a second time, and then a third, so you finally check it
>"Hey."
>"Still busy?"
>"You there?"
>It's from Trender, again
>You reply with "Still busy."
>"Do you want to meet up?"
"It's snowing."
>"I can drive."
>Starlight looks over your shoulder, curious at the sudden flurry of messages
>"Who's that?"
"It's nobody. Just someone from school."
>"Oh. Alright."
>>25719201
What can I say, poor girl doesn't have pockets.
>>25719123
>It's a quick walk to the bike shop, but not the quickest getting out. Their top of the line bike didn't come in 'Trixie Blue' as she put it, so she made the poor guy paint and detail it on the spot.
>As if that wasn't bad enough, the manager printed you and Moony custom stickers for your bikes as an apology for making you all wait. You guess it's 'hot with the ace trainers' to have a custom logo you put on things. For Trixie its obviously her stage logo, the star wand. For Moondancer its a Cresent Moon with a few stars that she likes to draw when she's bored.
>You suppose yours can be the star brooch Rarity made you? It is a pretty nice symbol after all!
>By the time you finally get out of the shop, it's two PM and you all have custom bikes. You and Moondancer slip them a hefty tip for the trouble and embark south towards Saffron City!
>The trip takes a fraction of the time, especially since it's down hill. You arrive at Saffrons northern gate having barely even broke a sweat.
>Well... besides Trixie. Spike was practically pushing her bike FOR her, but her breaths were ragged and heavy.
>T:"Trixie... is excited to see... the big city!"
>M:"We're just passing through, our end goal for today is Lavender town."
"Shouldn't we take a vote? Maybe I wanted to look around too!"
>Moondancer shrugs.
>"Okay, if you really want to... I just thought you'd be more excited to meet your personal hero."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"My dad would have told me if he was coming to Kanto."
>M:"Your OTHER hero Twi!"
>It takes you a second, but once it hits you it hits you HARD!
"He lives in Lavender?! Are you positive?"
>M:"Positive as a plusle!"
>You share nerd screech as Trixie and Spike clamp down on their ears for safety.
>T:"Who are we excited to meet? Are they famous?"
"Only the man wo can reverse DEATH ITSELF!"
>M:"Discord!"
>>25719202
someone please cut trender's penis off
>>25719315
>It doesn't take much more to convince Trixie, so you head on through the gate.
>The gate guard tries to tell you something, but you zip by a little too fast to hear what he's saying.
>Officially entering Saffron, the buildings are nothing like you've ever seen in Kanto! It's really only second to Lumiose city back home.
>Still though, you're just passing through today... Even IF this is the closest you've ever been to Silph Co!
>You pass by the Gym, and uh, the other Gym? You're going to have to look into that later.
>Neighborhood children wave to you from their windows, some with pokemon as pets. You and Moony collect a few new entries in your dexes.
>Trixie and Spike wave playfully, showing off little tricks.
>Before long you've reached the eastern gate, and cross over into Route 8. Even if it was only a few minutes, you already miss the shelter from the wind that the buildings gave you.
>Another thing you kind of missed? Casual eye contact. This route is FULL of trainers, and they look pretty good too.
>It takes forever to make your way through, even with the advantage of only having to fight one third of the trainers.
>By time you actually manage to crawl out of the route, your pokemon are all near fainting and you're up a Vulpix and Growlith.
>While you don't have any intent on using them for battle, you do kind of want them as pets for after your journey.
>Lavender town is just as dreary as Moondancer said it would be. The ground itself seems to give off a blackened look, which is paired with an eerie glow coming from the windows in the tower.
>It doesn't help that the sun has begun to set behind the mountain tops either.
>You head into the mercifully close pokecenter and take a load off, sending in your pokemon to be healed.
>To your surprise, Spike carries a mildly squirming Trixie back there with him.
(Done for tonight. Hope you liked it.)
>>25719435
Big plot twist at the end
Trender: "I cut off my penis and had surgery to turn it into a vagina for you!"
>three stories at once
m-muhpizza!
dubs decide
We did it sadbois. We finally killed NST with our dank memes!
>>25720691
It started with dank memes
It shall end with dank memes
>>25720691
Would Moondancer like to help me reclaim the Holy Land?
http://pastebin.com/m6uAQbne
>”AWAKEN SISTER!”
“AAAHH!”
>Bolting up from the ground, you stared into the gleaming smile of Sunset Shimmer as the sun rose from behind her
>”Tis morning. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and the beginning of your new training regimen!”
>Sunset quickly clapped her hands together as you sat on the ground, bemused by her display
>”I am so excited! Come! Come!”
>Letting out a loud yawn, you took Sunset’s hand as she helped you up from the forest floor, your bones creaking as you stood up
“It’s quite early… is it time for breakfast already?”
>”Not yet!”
>Sunset walked back to her white stallion and took out what appeared to be elaborate silk rugs from her saddle bags
>”We will begin each morning at the crack of dawn by offering a prayer of thanks to the Lord most high! Then we may have a small meal before beginning your weapons training!”
>Tossing one of the silk rugs your way, you caught it in your hands and marveled at the intricacy of its design
>It was decorated with elaborate star patterns resembling the celestial constellations
“Sunset, this is beautiful but what am I to do with it?”
>She grinned at you as she laid her own rug, which contained a stylized image of the Sun with a man’s face on it, over the ground
>”In the east, the Saracen carries rugs with him wherever he goes so that he may engage in prayer at any time. The practice agreed with me, so I took a few rugs for my own. Now come! Let us sit and pray!”
>Awkwardly laying your rug on the ground next to hers, you clasped your hands together before dropping to your knees
>It had been quite some time since you had prayed, and you were unsure of how to go about it now other than by simply reciting what you had heard countless times before
>As you kneeled on the ground, you stole a glance at Sunset
>Her eyes were shut as she prayed, and you could not help but marvel at how pretty her smile was
>>25720929
WE SHALL PREVAIL THOU DYKESHIT AND DANKNESS
