Background pony edition
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
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>>25673817
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
We have certainly come a long way from having no colt puppet at all
It may have been a relatively late arrival but it was a welcome one
>>25678743
I don't think that filly is legal here
>>25678724
Stallions are adorable and so on, but they have nothing on foals. Nothing.
He should get his foal teeth fixed so he can be a qtπ colt as he is.
>>25678754
You are wrong
>>25678741
I liked whatever models they used for Dash's colt bullies. Even if they were just fillies with square snouts or whatever.
>>25678762
I love this guy so much
shame he never showed up again
Pretty mares in pretty dresses
>>25678772
Is it okay if the filly is the one that suggested the blowjob or is that still not okay?
How can filly suck dick without anyone getting into trouble?
>>25678776
That's not a mare.
>>25678771
There haven't been many episodes in the crystal empire since he showed up, unfortunately
>>25678768
I think they were customs and they were pretty good really
>>25678788
Filly needs to futafy herself or her friends. Fillies are only allowed to suck filly dick.
>>25678762
Monseigneur Wrong, you were not invited to this party.
>>25678809
It is you who is in the wrong here, anon
>>25678814
best crystall butt
>>25678802
Can she suck a colt and/or young dragon dick? Would that be alright?
Would any responsible adult actually mix up a futa potion for a child?
>>25678793
now look at what you've done
>>25678788
filly must wait until she gets her cutie mark
>>25678809
>>25678814
Dash is wondering if this new style is more aerodynamic
>>25678858
How can i have my pony as both a colt and a stallion at once?
Is this some kind of time travel shenanigan?
Horse fuckers lol
>>25678832
No to colts, and absolutely not to dragons.
The one exception is colts with stallion cocks. Obviously they have stronger urges so a filly is encouraged to help them out.
And no, no responsible adult would ever give a filly such power. Oddly enough, dick magic is some of the easiest to learn: a filly with a library card can easily find an array of spells, scrolls and potion recipes with a minimum of effort.
>>25678874
I'm sorry Dash, it's not... but it is about double if not triple cute compared to your normal style. You'll have all the stallions hollerin at ya for sure!
>>25678743
I CAN SEE HER PUSSY AND HER BUTTHOLE
>>25678849
Twilight, that's almost incest. What's wrong with you?
>>25678904
No you can't, she just got a friend to draw some lines on her. That's coal dust you're looking at.
>>25678907
>Almost incest
>>25678899
Awww... it's no fun if she doesn't have to work for it. Dick magic should be some advanced shit given to only the nerdiest, most talented magic (ab)users, otherwise it doesn't feel special
>>25678904
yeah she knows
she says she totally has those things
teeth colt is going to grow up to look like the love child of troubleshoes and puppeteer stallion
>>25678942
>has pussy
>also has butthole
F-filly, please...
>>25678897
>>25678927
That's how it used to be way back when. Then a generation of NEET shut-in stallions and mares did the research and brought massive male enhancement into the mainstream. Since they were all working alone, they discovered dozens of ways to bring dicks to the dickless and customize existing dicks to suit any taste.
Filly might still have to work for it though, books like that tend to be on the top shelf. She'll have to get a pegasus pal to fly up there real quick or risk the librarian catching her on a ladder.
>>25678907
>
>>25678978
The real question is... did they figure out a way to give anyone a mare pussy?
>>25678897
I love mome
>>25678985
I love that hand on her snout, it would be so fun to grip that part of a pony
>>25678994
I know right
it's so intimate, too.
>>25678985
...well okay, Twilight... I won't judge your strange proclivities. Just remember, dragons can get anything pregnant.
>>25678994
Yes, it must be nice.
>>25679009
I hope they like it
>>25678988
...why would they even bother?
>>25678991
>>25679067
why doesn't stallion Pinkie just like girls like a normal stallion
>>25679009
Very tiny woman or very large horse?
>>25679060
All that wondrous muscle control... the super slick tasty juices... the ability to properly milk a cock, bestowed upon anypony... no disgusting poo-on-dick possibilities? Hello?
>>25679069
some stallions just like stallions
Stallion turning you into afull grown mareLike wsache horses
>>25679081
ponies don't poop anyway
>>25678741
>"What the fuck is this?"
>>25679127
diapers and outhouses are literally canon
what are the sexual bases in regard to pone
>>25679113
yeah well 2 can play at that game
>>25679113
>"friggen horse terms, I don't even know what that means. I wonder what kind of breed a wsache is."
>one google image for "wsache horse" search later
Oh
ooooooohI wish that guy would draw a stallion some time.
>>25679135
Ponies don't actually use them
They just get the urge to go stand in a bathroom once in a while
and diapers exist because that's what babies wear
>>25679113
>wsache horses
unfwsache is good in general
>>25679136
1st Base : Hoof Holding
2nd Base : Nuzzling, Wrapping Tails Together
3rd Base : Kissing, Making Out
Homerun :missionary position sex
Foul Ball :Sticking it in the pooper if she didn't expect it or asked you specifically not to
>>25679148
>diapers exist because that's what babies wear
I knew Moondancer was a big baby
>>25679148
oh it's just a shitty headcanon no pun intended
>>25679159
but where on that list is standing next to each other?
>>25679183
Oh, that's called being in the 'Dugout'.
>>25679159
i'd hit nothing but foul balls
>>25679193
sounds dirty
>>25679193
being in the dugout = masturbation
>>25679198
>Then I guess you'd never score!
>>25679209
Masturbation is 'Hitting the Batting Cages'
If you can self insert, that's 'Hitting a Homerun with Oneself'
Beyond that, things go into some weird technical areas
What team has the best defense in hoofball?
>>25679241
The Blueballs. Probably the best defense line out of any of the teams playing this season.
>>25679290
okay, sorry
>>25679306
I wouldn't mind cuddling THICK celestia
>>25679290
there, have this.
>>25679306
CHUBBYLESTIA
ONE OF MY MANY WEAKENESSES
>>25678788
By her waiting until she's old enough to be able to consent
>>25679314
i want to jizz in that girl's hair
>>25679316
>Anon receives his Christmas present early
>>25679332
yes, yes anon, you said that before.
>>25679324
>Not fucking anything that moves
>>25679314
I want to brush that hair
>>25679324
Chubby doesn't really exist in 3d. It's either boring thin girls or really fat girls out there. There's no middle point anymore.
And that is awful.
>>25679340
i still want to do it
it'd look so pretty with some drops of white
a big glob
a nice straight jet from when i first started to spurt
>>25679237
Now one of her on the floor after jobbing to Chrysalis
>>25679378
But it does. The only point I'd agree with is that fat really only looks good on the midsection/upper legs.
Mix and match for your own special OC
>>25679436
what kind of markings are these
>>25679454
inverted freckles
>>25679454
freckles
>>25679454
inverted freckles like that guy said
Today I feel like fucking a ghost.
>>25679436
>having OCs
>>25679495
*head bobbing*
>>25679495
Rarity isn't a ghost pony
she just has a light gray coat
>>25679454
i wish applejack had stayed fancy
also i wish i could have boned fancy applejack
>>25679505
Then explain all the chains and moaning.
>>25679506
i'd fuck her so hard her freckles would fall off
>>25679489
>freckled faces are a trait of appaloosa horses
that's kinda amazing
it makes sense why braeburn is her cousin, then
I'm going to pony ALL the ponies!
>>25679342
>>25679617
>Fluttershy
>flying
what kind of bullshit fan animation is this
>>25679617
Such a graceful pone
have you ever been to one of pinkie's gangbangs
how was it
>>25679641
Every time I go it turns out everyone else cancelled at the last minute and it turns into being just me and her. I mean it's still great but it seems really rude of everyone else.
>>25679625
I want Eris to fuck with me
>>25679525
The thought of Fancyjack is Definitely hot but holy fuck her hair is awful.
This season has so many waifus
Kissing Pinkie Pie in public.
>>25679711
such as?
>>25679711
>Changing waifus
If all ponies have smells to them like Twilight being Lavender what is Nyx?
stram where?
>>25679716
>in public
>>25679735nothingbecauseshe isn't real
>>25679729
>Changeling waifus
>>25679716
kissing pinkieon her privates
would you?
even if she's a little sweaty down there?
>>25679720
Starlight
Sugar Belle
Nightglider
Treehugger
that other griffon
Gemdork
Minuette
Lemon Hearts
Twinkleshine
Moondancer
Sassy Saddles
Limestone Pie
Marble Pie
Rara
>>25679743
She is to me.
>>25679754
Troubleshoes
>>25679752
>angry, bedraggled Rarity
That's actually pretty cute
>>25679754
>that other griffon
do you think they started lesbian dating after this?
I'm going on a date~, I'm going on a date~
>>25679009
>the horse's head is as large as her whole upper body
slightly terrifying when you think about it
we are lucky horse like us
>>25679793
yes
>>25679798
horse doesn't just like you
horse loves you
>>25679796
Ponies aren't allowed on dates.
Who are the best new stallions of this season?
>>25679798
yes
tiny magical horses are far less intimidating
>>25679753I would kiss her on the cervix
>>25679811
how about human horses
>>25679808
That thing would have broken through every battle line
>>25679823
I don't think he's the best, but I do love this goofy little motherfucker
>>25679796
>This is so exciting! I'm gonna tag along and make sure you have an awesome time!
>>25679811
This is equine discrimination.
>>25679823
>>25679839
THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
DITCH THE BLUE ONE AND GO ON A DATE WITH PLERKA
>>25679009
he's totally sniffing her gooch
>>25679823
best and handsomest
>>25679823
Party Favor, Double Diamond, and Fashion Plate in my opinion
>>25679846
>>25679837
I bet he's a total power bottom.
>>25679850
>ditching a pony
>not just dating them both
More for me
is season 6 the season where they all get boyfriends? fingers crossed!
pony ate the last of your popcorn
Even those unpopped kernels at the bottom
>>25679875I actually kinda hope at least one of them does both because the internet reaction would be amazing and because it would give the show another dimension to "grow up" a bit and handle more mature themes.
where would you take a pony on a first date
what would you talk about
>>25679009
I wish I had land to own a horse on
>>25679905
The pony cafe
pony things
Which filly is the cutest?
>>25679896
As well, as the characters get more developed it's becoming a glaring hole in their characterization. I'm not talking about going full Seinfeld where everything is about relationships, but just a bit of insight into how each of them would handle a romantic relationship would be a nice rounding-out of their characters and would make them feel more "real".
>>25679910
Ponies must have dirty butts from sitting on the ground all the time
>>25679948
Stronk filly is pretty cute.
HOLY BOOPER
YOU HAVE GONE TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT THREAD
SOON YOU'LL BE FORCED TO GIVE HEEEEEEEEAD
>>25679948
>>25679796
mares being giddy and excitable over stallions is too cute
>>25679951
I don't think they mind
plus their coat and tail probably helps out with that a bit
deworming medication is probably a hot commodity for the more rural areas though
Attach the pony to a power source.
Would you cuddle a Nyx?
>>25679949
>FiM will never go full Seinfeld
>>25680010
You lack copper.
Your filly keeps bumping into a colt with blue hair and a guitar and sweet car.
>>25679957
I love that picture so damn much.
How about a Starlight and Discord episode?
>>25679949
I don't think it's a hole in their characterization, the show simply doesn't focus on romantic relationships for the most part
Plus, it kind of makes sense that most of the main 6 don't have a boy/girlfriend
>>25680047
I loveNyxso damn much.And you I guess.
This is MY little pony. I'd like to request that everyone else leave her alone.
>>25680078
That's fine, no one else wants her.
>>25680078
you can have that one
>>25679896
>>25680092
>the show
>>25680078
you can keep that shitty pony
>>25679889
That's very< pretty
>>25680078
I like to think that Fluttershy had that outfit in her closet already.
>>25680089
Wow rude. Fluttershy is going to tell Rose and Comet Tail what a crass person you are.
Why hasn't Rarity ever had a boyfriend before?
>>25680058
Iif you are the Nyx spammer. Then yeah you did said that you love me once.
>>25680129
Oh she's had plenty. They've just all been off camera.
>>25680128
Rose and Comet Tail don't particularly care for her either
they say she always smells vaguely of animal pee
>>25679889
>filename
Poland looks nothing like that.
>>25680128
fluttershy isn't gonna tell jackshit to anyone except for her animals because she's a dirty smelly disgusting pony.
>>25680140
well maybe rose should control her bladder
Which horse is the magic-est?
>>25680150
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SICK BURN
>>25680152
The purple one
>>25680152
probably this one
What do you want from Season 6?
>>25680192
Oh you know the usual:
Cute ponies
Good songs
Cool animation
Hardcore lesbian horse sex
why are you guys so mean to Fluttershy?
>>25680212
She reminds them too much of themselves, and they hate themselves
>>25680192
Less new characters, more character development.
>>25680192
Cute pones
more cute stallion pones with speaking parts
another episode featuring crystal horses
an episode making good use of all the new colt and fillies
and some other stuff
I would have a pretty long list
>>25680212
Because she's yellow
>>25680222
It's true and I hate it.
AND THAT'S WHY NOBBY HATES FLUTTERSHY TOO
>>25680222
Maybe that's why I like her.
She reminds me of me and I like myself.
>>25680212
Around yellow never mellow.
>>25679889
That's super pretty. It makes me want to live there.
It's canon that Cadance is growing a second set of genitals.
Doctor Whooves fantastic British arse.
>>25680192
Starlight Glimmer
>>25680229
>having to ponder on whether he would a derpy
what a stupid pone
>>25680192
The beach episode
>>25680212
But I'm not? She's the best main character.
>>25680212
She smells funny
>>25680229
Imagine you're a mare, feeling all smug, with your eyes closed, when suddenly somepony snaps a collar around your neck? One that you can't get off no matter how hard you try because the latch could only be opened by a unicorn?
>>25680275
He wants to tap that but he's pondering the logistics of it and whether he would survive.
>yiff.party is back
awww yeah
>>25680212
Its easy to be jealous around best pony
>>25680288
u-unf?
razzle dazzlenyx and glam
>>25680300
That pony appears to be leaking break fluid.
>>25680300
what is this
>>25680326
Actually it's headlight fluid.
>>25680212
because she's the hero ponyville deserves, but not the one it needs right now
so we'll hunt her, because she can take it
because she's not our hero
she's a silent guardian
a watchful protector
a yellow knight
>>25680335
>Implying you know shit about ponies.
That flow and consistency is obviously blinker fluid.
>>25680192Mayor Mare episode or at least an episode where she plays a big partTreehugger returnReturn of Starlight's friendsCandy ass and Shiny episode not involving TwilightThe cakes to appear more or even an episode with just Pinkie and the cakesCMC interacting with more colts and filliesMore songs than S5
>>25680288
>Imagine you're a mare
I shall imagine stallion instead
filly shot the core
>>25680212
But I love Fluttershy.
She's a sweet, kind little mare.
>>25680333
Rara getting off to performing in front of an audience.
Or if you mean yiff.party, it's a website that hosts all the paywalled furry porn content on patreon.
>>25680326
>Ponies leak when you mindbreak them
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QjyeEjP.png "large[1].png")
>>25680326
Crap, this one is too.
>>25680386
>This voids the warranty.
>>25680378
>find the key
>check kevinsano
>futafolio 2.0
>oh boy oh boy oh boy
>Please visit the following link to purchase the folio
>Purchase link
I don't know what I expected.
LIAR!
>>25680390
twilight
twilight youre leaking all over
>>25680390
Is Twilight aroused by the book or by wing removal?
>>25680396
How does it feel, knowing you gave your schekles for nothing!
>>25680403
but I never gave my shekels, I followed the link that promised free stuff and it turned out I had to pay for it.
>>25680401
It's a book.About Henderson Castration Tools.
>>25680386
Ponies leak under a number of circumstances.
>>25680396
http://exhentai.org/g/865645/f182a51385/
>>25680411
Those are very good tools. I understand her arousal.
Stram in an hour
>>25680430
>kevinsano
>Oh, I bet it'll be shit
>it's shit
It's shit.
I hope the only person that bought it was the leaker.
>>25680430
oh hey, thank.
>>25680430
I wish he liked ponies more. Enough that he decided not to draw them with yoshi faces.
>>25680455
>Go to work in an hour.
Guess who is going to work grumpy as fuck.
we're gonna need some towels
Pony's love bar is at 65%
Dats sum good horsage
>>25680493
>>25680493
RIP anonymous
a pone will be petted in your memory
>>25680485
>Enough that he decided not to draw them with yoshi faces.
He stopped doing that years ago
>>25680565
Huh. So it seems.
I guess I just mostly see his old shit.
man, that futa folio was a complete disappointment.
>>25680587
Why are you still looking at his 3 year old artwork?
>>25680598
Because I'm a pleb who sorts by score when they want to get their pony on and doesn't check the date on their porn. Older things tend to have a higher score unless they're exceptionally good.
