Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Twilight Sparkle may have it in mind to give Starlight Glimmer a course in friendship lessons, but what else will the unicorn be doing now? Her big project before was a model society. It didn't end up the way she had anticipated, but at least the inhabitants aren't holding a hard grudge any longer. Still, she could use a focus that's not some kind of revenge now. Is she still interested in social works? Will she reflect more on all the magic she'd had to peruse to reach this point? Will she simply be Twilight's retainer - a number two or three assistant?
There's time enough ahead to think about it.Maybe Celestia has some suggestions.
>>25669255
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Ponies are real
Equestria is real
>Happy birthday anon!
Hello, Dr. Roseluck-, paging Dr. Roseluck!
Everyone in Equestria is turning into Zebras.
What will Celestia do?
pone gon give it to you
>>25673883
What kind of doctor is she?
>>25673905
oh good
forget waiting for me to get it on my own if pone's gonna deliver to me
>>25673899
Enjoy some chocolate-vanilla swirl.
>>25673908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n10sX0OUkjA
>>25673883
she's detained at the moment
tinytannedtiddies
>>25673944
she's a busy pone
>>25673961
wait fuck
wrong picture
>>25673944
Why is she being detained? By whom? What did she do?
>>25673944
What a cute bird
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>>25674095
I'd "accidentally" call Spitfire mom.
>>25674095
*boop*
Discord's clown parade.
Orig size: http://imgur.com/KzFOC8Z.gif
>>25674107
>"IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL ME MOMMY I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A MOMMY!"
>>25674125
whoa what
wait what
this is amazing
and out of nowhere
>>25674132
I was stramming it for straight 11 hours, so not entirely outta nowhere.
>>25674125
I want to be the Princess Ringleader
Pony wants to heal you.
>>25674146
did i miss a stram
fuuuuck
well anyway great job man
>>25674125
I wonder if Celestia still puts the old clown costume on occasionally, for old time's sake
I hope you're having a lovely horseweekend.
I am going to put pony as the 6th item in my inventory and then go fight Missingno. Then I'll will have all the ponies!
>>25674166
no worries, will stram next saturday again. Probably rarabun or some war horseys, depending on the coin toss.
>>25674188
The only thing you'll have is an ass full of DICKS!
>>25674188
you won't have all of the ponies
you'll have like 128x of the same pony
and ponies go in your party, not in your inventory
>>25674125
So which one is a better juggler?
>>25674178
And to you the same.
>>25674125
What happens if he catches them?
>>25674212
Applejack
>>25674208
Pony is not for pokemon, pony is for training pokemon
If ponies are cats, then how is Pinkie Pie a puppy?
Would you a filly Dash?
>>25674291
Pinkie Pie isn't real
>>25674245
Ughhhh. Fallout centaurs.
Any draw requests?
>>25674297
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>25674302
Pinkie Pie's skeleton emergency
>>25674204
*Pinkie
>>25674302
Mare Anon enslaved to Sombra.
>>25674302
Pinkie Pie being a fictional character
>>25674302
Starlight Glimmer in a "only equal ponies sit in this box"
>>25674319
>"enslaved"
>he can't get rid of her
>she keeps trying to dress up as a crystal pony to attract him
I want to marry SB!
>>25674302
Sunset with the outline of her buttplug showing thru her yoga-pants-things
>>25674335
No anon.
Anon enslaved by Sombra.
Particularly with Sombra pouring the transformation antidote down a drain
>>25674344
>not the outline of a monster horsedong
>>25674302
Ponified version of Marilyn Monroe
>>25674302
Hey nobby is that thing creepy curse posted about you true?
>>25674327
Mod pls. The = meme is so 10 months ago
>>25674349
>Sombra keeps trying to dose mareAnon with the antidote to get ride of her
>through a series of hilarious coincidences, Sombra's stores of gallons of the stuff keep getting wrecked and wasted
>>25674302
Dash with her head stuck in a popcorn bucket
>>25674302
Draw somebig fat cat tats.
>>25674353
>monster
*minotaur
>>25674302
Starlight Glimmer failing miserably to fit into the Equal Pony box because she's slightly too chubby and also not equalized
>>25674302
Fat Twilight posing as /fit/ to Rarity
I want a pony to hold me and keep me close so that I can hear her beating, loving heart as she moves in a cradling motion
>>25674379
minotaurs don't have horsecocks
...do they?
get drunk and fuck ponies
>>25674386
I want to hold a pony close so she can hear my beating, loving heart as I move her in a cradling motion.
>>25674302
pones operating operationally with guns like pic related
>>25674343
I want to marry a giant horsewiener.
>>25674313
>>25674319
>>25674327
>>25674366
got it
>>25674320
never speak to me again
>>25674359
NO
>>25674378careful there anon
fuck, another artist I like is depressed
>>25674425
WHOA NOBBY THAT'S UNF
>>25674417
I don't get it
>>25674431
I thought you needed to be depressed to become an artist.
>>25674425
>banthro
>>25674431
Are those tears of sex?
>>25674417
That pretty much sums it up
>>25674443
>anthro
>ban
???
>>25674431I hope Vulapa's okay.
>>25674425
Don't you have an undertale general to draw furry shit in?
>>25674437
It's Murozond.
>>25674457me too, I saw his post before but I had no idea what to say
>>25674437
WoW reference I think, nozdormu and the end time dungeon or some shit.
>>25674460
I think you mean scaly shit. Unshowered greasy weeaboo a best waifu.
I want Luna to hold me like a mother and tell me that everything is alright, crying into her
>>25674488
Fuck off SB, everyone knows that Aaron is best monster ;)
>>25674520
hello, pony
>>25674520
I think pone's hoof has been dislocated
>>25674520
Hi there, Trendermac.
>>25674520
Got any apples, pony?
>>25674554
>applejackandhertwoapples.jpg
>>25674497
>"Mom, he's doing it again.">'Anonymous, sunshine, PLEASE try to be nicer to your cousin.
>>25674574
>You will never have a mentally unstable depressed cousin
>>25674554
But where is the vagina
>>25674578
she keeps it at home so it doesn't get dirty
>>25674587
Oh
I didn't know it worked like that
>>25674518
Aaron has too many abs.
>>25674520
Hey Applejack! Catch!
>>25674587
Why the fuck do I still come here.
>>25674366
I'm going to post this horse and no one can stop me
>>25674628
Stop posting that horse.
>>25674302
Nyx fighting (or playfighting) a filly sized Tantibus
>>25674616
Yes, yes I like thing.
>>25674628
okay, but if you do I'm going to post this horse
>>25674616
what a greasy little pon
>>25674616Now have anon cut a hole in the bottom of the popcornAnd he does something with the hole
>>25674644
NEVER
not even disgusting looking whatever-they-ares shall dissuade him from his horsey mission
>>25674656
Does hefart into it?
>>25674650
Is he comfortable in those?
>>25674669
extra comfy
he was concerned they would tone down his sparkliness, but he's actually happy about how it emphasizes the glitter on his face and butt
>>25674663
Seriously, quit it.
>>25674663
>horse emission
>>25674699
No
crystal pones matter
>>25674616
Her ears being down makes it cuter somehow.
>>25674327
>>25674722
Why be equal when you can be better?
>Chanukah
>>25674722
How many horses does she have jammed in there?
What do you call a porn website for alicorns?
Cornhub
>>25674777
>dense pony packing
unf.
>>25674616
did she like the movie
>>25674628
>>25674302
Bon Bon trying to get other pones into listening to Tyler the Creator.
>>25674817
aw yeah
I love these
Unicorn filly is carrying shy pegasus colt to her with her magic for a cuddle.
>>25674817
not even you can stop me, enemy of all that is good and wholesome
The finale did a great job of showing why someone would want equal outcomes without equal efforts.
Because they were embarrassed by their inferiority at one point and never moved on.
Like feminists who want equal pay for less work or men that call themselves feminists because of their inferiority complexes.
Night guys. Take care of Nyx for me while I'm away.
Goodnight.
ALICORN FILLY FOR SALE
5 BITS OR HIGHEST OFFER
>>25674875
I'll give you 5 bits right now if she's not a nightmare pony
>>25674875
How do we know she's authentic?
Any confirmation on what happened to Final Timeline?
>>25674839
the ponies WILL be clothed
all of them
>>25674875
>>25674879
10 bits.
>>25674928
Only in the worst possible of bad-end time lines
your are powerless here you fabric obsessed arch fiend
if I had an image of a naked stallion blowing a raspberry, it would go right here
<-----
>>25674928
I want to go sailing with that pony
>>25674951
That's a tall princess.
>>25674849
Well duh
Nature has a food chain, why should we assume we were born equal? Communists are morons who thinks something as dysfunctional as the state can actually force equality.
They just want free things from others doing harder work, because demand WILL make someone work harder, state enforced or not. Feminism and communism are interchangeable, I don't see such enthusiasm for women's rights in drilling or welding.
>>25674951
Anon looks like he's jerkin' off with both hands
>>25674933
sold
>>25674965
It's the best kind of princess.
>>25674951
now walk into her from the bacl
>>25674965
It's not too late.
All you have to do is make some friends.
>>25674912
Rainbow successfully exterminates winter
>>25675028
people think I'm boring
I mean they'll like me for awhile, but eventually they won't
>>25674995
YISS
>>25675044
>in the short time I've known her she's already doubled in size
jackpot
https://derpibooru.org/1037890
>>25675028
>>25675081
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/284257/
>>25675081
>>25675098
look at those excited princesses
they are going to be so disappointed
Splish splash pone was takin' a bath.
>>25675180
They'll find something to pass the time with quickly, I'm sure.
>>25675081
>>25675098
Is derpibooru embedding in 4chanx or is there another script?
Ponybutts
>>25675242
https://github.com/bakugo/4chan-imgur/raw/master/dist/4chan-imgur.user.js
>>25675256
don't look at them
>>25675225
Get up pony! We aren't ded yet!
>>25675267
Thanks man.
>>25675225
>>25675277
Nah, we ded.
Doesn't mean we get any peace, though.
why is he so cute?
>>25675355
becausehe's a pony ___
>>25675333
RIP right pone.
Hey, I'm moving out of this shitty town and I'm celebrating it by taking a request.
My speciality is dragons, but you can request anything that's SFW.
>>25675355
I wish Rose drew more trap ponies
>>25675399
You're moving out of alaska? I would like Sweetie Belle riding a dragon, a big one or just chilling with a dragon and he/she is sharing the stash with her because she's a good singer or something.
>>25675333
holy FUCK
>>25675399
trappy braeburn in a pretty dress
>>25675399
Teenage Spike doing some super embarrassing fake kung fu.
Optional: nearby ponies buying it and running away
>>25675399
I hope it's not California or New York City that you're moving in. Fuck those places.
>>25675399
>>25675399
Oh, and congrats on moving up in the world!
meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHg4GGWqeo
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1njTTTPv1Of4yHd6igFCNCB9JyXOhH4IHENwnt55zIWc/edit?hl=en_US&pl&pli=1
>>25675399
teenage spike hanging out with twilight
>>25675399
I would like to request Celestia having tea with the Queen Dragon. What said dragon looks like is probably up to you.
>>25675444
Where's the Who's whowe should update that
>>25675407
>>25675436
>>25675438
Yes, I'm leaving Alaska and moving to fabulous Las Vegas. I cannot overstate how relieved I am.
Seriously, this town is going downhill and it was pretty bad to begin with.
>>25675430
I'll do this one. I already have an idea for it.
>>25675467
>Las Vegas
but why
>>25675467
>and moving to fabulous Las Vegas.
PLEASE tell me you got a job ahead of schedule. That place had a bad history with unemployment.
>>25675467
I was watching that alaska show on discovery chanel and everything was shit.
spotted pony spotted
>>25675481
I've been thinking about going there for the bush flying.
But I hate the cold. Maybe I should just go to the tropics.
>>25675481
Its a very pretty place if you're touring.
But don't fucking LIVE there.
how is the hiatus going for you?
>>25675475
>>25675480
I won't be living IN Vegas, just outside of it, and my husband is transferring, so we'll be okay.
>>25675498
Don't go to Juneau. It's cold, dark, wet, there's nothing to do, the women are batshit crazy, the men are creeps, the cost of living goes through the roof into space and just in the last two months five people have been murdered.
Sketching, btw.
>>25675521
honestly it doesn't feel any different
it'll probably take a couple weeks for it to kick in
>>25675527
>the cost of living goes through the roof into spaceHow? Are they swimming oil to a point where they gave you guys money?
Imma bonk Ponk's donk.
>>25675467
>Las Vegasi live thereyou shoot at all?
Transformation into a anthro pony.
>>25675547
AND THEN ANON BECAME A FILLY
>>25675558
I'd rather be a satyr, but I'll take it
>>25674616
>>25674722
>>25674817
>>25674928
pones
are silly pones
>>25675538
This place is landlocked and there is one company that ships stuff to every store in town, so you either pay $20 for a loaf of bread, two cans of beans and three half-rotten oranges or you don't eat.
That, or the boat doesn't arrive at all and you pray you stocked up on frozen food.
>>25675565
will Pinkie's terrible curse never be broken?
>>25675555I want a gun, so I can go to a nice shooting range.
>>25675588Ah, I see your point. Well, I hope you like the sun/heat because there is going to be lots of that where you're going.
>>25675574
I don't really care.
Just as long as it's not human and it's female.
tell me mlpg, what do you see here
Pinkie feels a little weird... was it something she ate?
Trendy Stallions doing trendy things.
Fashionable mares doing fashionable things.
Smart fillies doing very silly things.
Stupid colts abandoning their friends without a word for no reason in particular.
>>25675623
Random boss from a Treasure game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh01zoKBBHU
>>25675623
Looks like a shrug.
>>25675623
balls
>>25675623
EQG pank jumping in the air
she's the only one with hair that big
>>25675527
>Don't go to Juneau.
Uh... noted.
>there could be a ghost pony watching you right now and you'd never know
Pinkie just wants to make her friends happy
The only way I will truly be happy is to be married to Pinkie
Now she has no choice but to accept!
>>25675625
she became one of those weird 2-legged creatures
>>25675599desert sportsman is good
and since we've got all this blm land you can go anywhere basically
>>25675400
>you will never be Rose's qt trap pony
>she will never peg you every night and use you for pose modelling
Filly won't stop smiling at you.
>>25675697
John Madden
>>25675688
There's a hole in your planPinkie doesn't want to be friends with you
>>25675717
Replace the filly.
>>25675717
Why? Because even though I told myself I was going to actually improve my knowledge I just ended up doing exactly what I did yesterday?
https://derpiboo.ru/1038014
I am ready.
Ready for cozy Christmas ponies.
>>25675763
Would.
>enter room
>see this
what do
https://derpiboo.ru/1038045
>>25675763You can tell she photoshopped out the stretch marks out of her inner thighs
>>25675797
I already saw the 40+ versions of this that got posted to derpibooru at the same time.
>>25675763
>those tits
no thanks
>>25675778
do ponies into christmas
>>25675805
https://derpiboo.ru/1038010
>>25675763
Gross.
>>25675797
Anthro, but less gross.
>>25675797
PANI- wait are they legal now
>>25675820
nice hint of grool there
https://derpiboo.ru/876984
>>25675797
unf
>>25675832
Please stop posting this garbage, it's getting old.
>>25675797
filly_hardcore_anal.aviI'd have sweetie belle do a twirl
pony is unwell
>>25675797
flee
masturbate later
>>25675832
unf
>>25675832
I don't particularly care for Discord, but that's a nice cock and I want it in or around my mouth
