No new episodes edition
S05E25 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
S05E26 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Previous thread: >>25660804
Ponies are real.
Equestria is real
>>25665877
got u bro
>>25666421
NOT LIKE THIS
NOT
LIKE
THIS
>>25666398
I have no idea how you managed to watch that movie. I mean, duncan gets shot through a shield.
A SHIELD. I Couldn't bring myself to watch it after that.
>>25666421
Hey nobby
good horse
>>25666428
fourth for daring dont and daring did and the golden cactus
>>25666431
wow, you're a fucking idiot
>>25666433
blame to daring did and the golden cactus
There is a canon timline where Celestia can't stop the Flim Flam brothers.
>>25666421
I want to antagonize that pony. And hopefully not have my face caved in.
Would you buy an action Pinkie and Dash?They're sold out right now since it was a 2014 SDCC toy.
>>25666421
>Nobby isn't beb anymore
Today is gonna be a good day.
>>25666428
Duncan getting shot through a shield was dumb.
Since Lynch invented the weirding module, I guess he invented a magic anti-shield bullet that suddenly goes .5 MPH when it touches a Holtzman shield.
>>25666428
They shot some kind of stupid seeker hybrid at him though, you can see it slow down before going through
>>25666450
do not antagonize the pony
>>25666450
>antagonizing Limestone
Good luck
Touch the pony.
>>25666471
>salty pony
>>25666467
>>25666468
Eh, it's not a bad movie in itself, you just gotta treat it as a dune fanfiction kinda thing.
Now, jadorosky's dune would have been fucking insane. I recently read stuff about him and I found out that he was the author behind the metabarons, which when you think about it makes complete sense.
>>25666468
>>25666471
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna touch the boulders.
>>25666498
YOU WILL DOO NO SUCH THING
>>25666496
But that guy's Dune movie never got finished. For all we know, it could have been even worse than Lynch's version.
>>25666496
I think we all have oru own things that trigger us when it comes to Lynch's Dune. For me it was the fact it didn't differentiate at all between Harkonnen house troops and the Sardaukar. That made twitch, but I digress
>>25666498
DON'T DO IT ANON
THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
>>25666507
it would have had dali as the emperor, anon
nothing could have gone wrong
>>25666423
ah shit my bad
>>25666518unf
>>25666502
I'm doing it.https://youtu.be/5NylmdC_uEM
>>25666515
The preliminary script was 14 hours long, and Dali wanted like a million dollars for his role.
That movie had mess written all over it.
Filly has been practicing the secret hugging game you like to play with her with the other fillies and colts at school.
>>25666507
It could never be a watchable movie, anon.
Still, that's how you make a Dune movie.
>>25666534
I know anon
I'm joking
>>25666532
DON'T USE THE DYE
THAT'S CHEATING
OH BOY THE EPISODE IS ABOUT TO START.
GET IN HERE, FAGS
stram.party
>>25666546
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU
>>25666546
5000 years Sombra no-cuddle dungeon
it's time mlpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wKMzY1l-8
>>25666518
I want Limestone to dominate me.
>>25666552
>Dungeon
>No cuddling
What do you even do in a dungeon then?
>>25666552
I didn't think Sombra was that tall.
>>25666553
The best PMV ever
>>25666561
Suffer
and contemplate the misery you have wrought
>>25666569
Oh well, jokes on you, humans only live like 80 years.
>>25666566
Sombra is huge
his mane also blows around in a non existent wind like Celestia and Luna's
whatever his deal is, he benefits from the same size and mane upgrades the two top alicorns do
He also has the slit eyes like Nightmare Moon
he is huge for a pone
HEYA GUYS! READY FOR THE NEW EPISODE?
>>25666584
>>25666518
Now turn the bottom Limestone on her back and it's perfect
>>25666575
You will continue to serve time after your skeleton transformation
This guy is killing me
>you need to rip the wedding dress to rape the bride!
>>25666584
What a weird cold open.
I wonder what Celestia wants Twilight's baby pictures for.
>>25666595
yeah okay but where are the ponies?
>>25666595
Hell yeah, man, he's fucking old school
>>25666575
A certain diabeetus medication could possibly extend that to like 120.
>>25666594
>Telling skeleton jokes to my jailer for thousands of years
I guess I'll get a skele-ton of practice for my comedy routine.
>>25666615
Who gives a shit
>>25666602
Probably inside him.
>>25666588
>>25666627
IN TRAINING
>>25666634
Training for what?
>>25666595
>>25666605
Oh, it's that guy. That guy bugs me too.
At least read the fucking book you're raping before you try to pretend to make your dumb impossible to make movie.
And that ending
>"Let's duel to the death."
>they fight
>"I win, Paul is dead."
>"No Feyd. You are Paul."
>"We all Paul now."
>>25666640
No john
you are the pauls
>>25666625
FILLY HAS LEARNED THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUE [1000 CRACK FIST]
>>25666638
maximum ponying
More fillies for the filly gods.
Amethyst Star rulez!!
>>25666657
How to train your filly
>>25666658
FILLIES
OH SHIT, WHAT IS TWILIGHT DOING
>>25666640
>hey guys!
>David Ly-er, I mean Alan Smithee here!
>Check out this Dune book I used for the extended cut!
>Pretty neat, right?
>So I was thinking the other day, about Quinoa
>And you know what I thought?
>That girl never drank a Pepsi once in her entire life.
>And she was so happy about that.
>And that's why I put the Weirding Modules in the movie!
>>25666673
GIRLS
>>25666657
I wish for the animated edit of the Diamond Tiara kissing the Silver Spoon after their noses touch
>>25666671
She is a pretty cute pone
>>25666672
I hear they are a bit difficult
stallions are far more fun to work with
Pone is not accepting my sacrifice.
What am I doing wrong.
>>25666673
STRONG FILLIES
>>25666705
You must know the specifics of what that particular pony likes
the offering must be of the right type, in the right place, at the right time
>>25666704
How about colts?
>>25666689
a hearty lynchian non-pony kek
>sudden dance number of ponies doing the locomotion
>>25666590
no prob boss
>>25666727
I SPECIFICALLY SAID BOTTOM
>>25666727
He meant the other one should be upside down.
THEN things get really weird.
>>25666691
I want to play her in an indie game
>>25666733
I thought you were being figurative
>>25666719
Probably have the same energy and attention issues fillies have
you would either need sedatives for the pone or a constant supply of energy drinks for yourself to keep up with the little buggers
>>25666740
>>25666740
>>25666726
Evidently, he was offered to do Return of the Jedi, before he took the Dune job.
I would have loved to see his take on Ewoks and Jabba.
This is one hardcore grandpa.
>>25666740
You are actually weaver in disguise, I knew that!
I'm going to marry Pinkie Pie
Shit is getting comfy. What a wild ride.
>>25666783
At least find something that actually looks like it could be in the show
Those shadows are way too blurry and her eyes are wrong
>>25666741
Well i'm going to train one of each.
>>25666673
Colts
>>25666677
>>25666782
>>25666796
you know, if the roles of that pictures were reversed, it would not be safe for work.
>>25666796
Prevent things like that picture from happening, or you are going to have a bad time
Did you rike it?
>>25666803
>i've never heard of femdom
>>25666792
Plus the way the shadows are put on makes it look really flat, like its a bunch of 2dimensional pieces on top of each other
>>25666805
The ep would have finished 30 minutes from now you goof.
>>25666762
>entire story is out of sequence
>palpatine is an old man dying in a bed
>Jabba is a man in a wheelchair that transforms into a giant earthworm puppet
>when Leia kills him he turns into a tadpole that looks suspiciously like sperm and gets swallowed by C-3PO who starts to take on his traits throughout the movie
>at the end of the movie Ewoks take off their costumes in slow motion resembling the actors underneath
>they sing Yub Nub backwards and are lifted into the sky leaving skeletons in their place
>they were dead this entire time
>>25666805
it's not even on for another 30 minutes
>>25666805
>silent hills will never be a thing
>>25666803
Fillies are allowed to be cute lewd.
>>25666461
>nobby isn't ded
>cheshire isn't ded
>scherzo isn't ded
>unity is here more often than I thought
>goggles isn't ded (but hasn't given us an update on the campfire pic in a few days)
>shiro has revealed himself
It's been a good two weeks.
>>25666827
more like silenced hills lmao
>>25666829
>Duneposting
is this some kind of epic meme
>>25666796
I enjoy that picture
even with its mildly lewd implications
>>25666835
Wait, goggles isn't ded?
>>25666824
>Jabba is a man
That's not unprecedented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sf4eb9l__4
>>25666451
The action Pinkie looks funny enough
>>25666792
Man, you expect me to put effort into my shitposting?
>>25666822
>>25666825
I-it started early like last week.shit
>>25666804
I'm going to allow it.
If filly and colt want to explore eachother then they should be allowed to do so.
>>25666835and once break starts, I've got an art project I want to start for the holidays
Fillies kissing fillies.Colts kissing colts.
>>25666861
>>25666861
NO NO NO NO THATS ALL WRONG
>>25666839
I want to see the delightfully lewd continuation.
JUST
DO
IT
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>25666875
>>25666863Fillies having non-romantic filly fun with their mouthsColts holding and hugging and cuddling each other casually in public
>>25666841
She started drawing a campfire picture with the CMC and some other pones IIRC
She hasn't reposted the progress in a while though so maybe she gave up
>>25666861
let's forget about the colts
Apples
>>25666875
Damn, where is the cap of Shia-pone when you need it
>>25666855
>I've got an art project I want to start for the holidays
Aw yeah
>>25666872
My favorite part about these kind of gifs is seeing them start to move as they're loading and then get faster when they finish loading.
Future generations will never understand this pleasure.
>>25666855
How much longer till you Murricans get your break?
>>25666887
Do you wanna get hit m8?
You guys...
>>25666885
>>25666887
How would i every be able to forget about the colts?
>>25666913
I just told her she looked ugly in all that lipstick
>>25666913
I just told her I was going to marry Rarity.
Pony says you cant trust anyone, not even themselves
>>25666920
Never forget about the colts
do nice things for them
>>25666887
>filly anon is a faggot
ha!
>>25666947
do nice things_to_them
>>25666956
Well booping and petting and CAREFUL belly rubbing are all acceptable
>>25666956
do nice things underneath them liketyingtheirshoesand thenpattingthem on thehead
>>25667003
Colt wants more. He says it's not enough.
>>25667003
>CAREFUL belly rubbingGod it's so embarrassing for both of you when you're just giving your colt friend a belly rub and he pops a boner in public.
>>25667011
That will have to do until he is older
>I saw Anon with his thingie all hard and he was stroking it and looking at drawings of my friends and he started making weird noises and suddenly all this white stuff flew out of the tip!
>It was the strangest thing I've ever seen! What was he doing?
>>25667010
>tyingtheirshoes
>their shoes
>shoes
>>25667015
COLT WANT
>>25667013
Well hopefully he is smart enough to roll over pronto before things get too weird
unless he is doing it to troll you and your weird human sensibilities
in which case hes just being a jerk
>>25667019
Where did he keep these pictures? Did he ever offer to take pictures of you or put you in a situation you didn't feel comfortable in? Did his thingie ever get hard while he's been around you?
>>25667011
You couldgive him a big hug.He will most likely hug you back.
>>25667020
You know, theirhorseshoes
>Hey anon, you got any more of those dank memes?
You've been arrested for touching the filly.
![CB55384DY_1_1200x1200[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f9fQDUL.jpg "CB55384DY_1_1200x1200[1].jpg")
>>25667042
The only shoes he would be wearing would be those snoots in the winter.
>>25667019
>Anon was trying to make a cake and paint the CMC on them with fudge
>but the nozzle was clogged so he had to squeeze really hard
i like to imagine if celestia was real and a human woman she'd look like this
>>25667049
Sure kid, knock yourself out.
>>25667039
I need a pictura of anon hugging colt.
>>25667084
We could use more pictures of boy horses getting hugged in general
starting with colts yes but we need some huggified stallions too
>>25667081
i like to imagine if celestia was real and a human woman she'd look like the woman on the right
>>25667036
>Where did he keep these pictures?
on the compooter
>Did he ever offer to take pictures of you or put you in a situation you didn't feel comfortable in?
no
>Did his thingie ever get hard while he's been around you?
His thingie is almost always hard!
>>25667075
Oh, that makes a lot of sense! That's so sweet of him!
>>25666920
by turning them into fillies
>>25667049
Not on me. All I got are old actual memes.
>>25667093
>>25667093
>You will never be a predatorial griffon in Equestria
>You will never make a habit of flirting with stallions and making it clear to them how much physically bigger you are
>You will never let stallions know what it feels like to be the smaller partner.
>>25667111
i like to imagine nicole and i meeting in her hotel room after the con and her letting me play with her feet
>>25667124
Oh god this filly has chin/cheek cancer.
Someone put her out of her misery.
>>25667093
"Dis is mah coltfren!"
"Well, we haven't talked about that really. We just had a pleasant eveni-"
"Shh shhshs. Shh. I gon give you all mah sugacubes when we get home."
>there are people that don't think colts are superior to fillies
Everyday I am reminded I am surrounded by people with the shittiest taste imaginable.
you guys aren't just booping without protection, are you?
that's how cooties are spread
practice safe booping
>>25667159
he says while posting featherweight
>>25667159
You are wrong
>>25667150Sexually aggressive Derpy is still my favorite thing
>>25667146
aww that took my like 15 minutes
>>25667162
My pony never leaves the house without her boop shield equipped
>>25667178
I think she's cute anon
>>25667164
>>25667168
There's no hope for you people
>>25667178
I'd put it in a dress.
>>25667124
Don't turn the colts into fillies. We already have a surplus of fillies.
>>25667178
The chin just has the wrong curve, so it looks really weird like the side of her face has grown a pouch of fat.
>>25667177
I can't tell if he's tickling or fucking him.
>>25667205
Oh wow, a G1 Pone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKKhZ6aA9E
i'm in the mood for sexy older mares
post some
>>25667222
Probably both
>>25667209
I'd put him in a lot of things.I'd put a lot of things in him
>>25667224
>chocolate jimmies on ice-cream
>>25667222
Ponies are so cute one kind of just leads to the other naturally.
More stallions being hugged or something like this
I want to watch a stallion crying :'v
>>25667142
fuck, Nicole is so hot.
WHY IS THERE NO CELESTIA EPISODE YET NICOLE
WHY GOD
![[pouting intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cyf7Eh1.gif "[pouting intensifies].gif")
>>25667238
>calling sprinkles jimmies
>>25667243
>I want to watch a stallion crying :'v
>>25667238
EAT THEM
>>25667003
I get a boner just by rubbing shoulders for more than five seconds with another woman
If she were to actually pet me I'm sure I'd get a raging hard on, it's only naturalI'm a colt
>>25667227
>>25667248
is itrustling your jimmies
>>25667293
4 years ago, that was considered the apex of humor and meme culture.
>>25667293Oh god not him but is that what that refers to. I never made the connection. It all makes sense now.
ANON'S GUIDE TO DATING PONIES
-Physically trap her in a room, and eventually your life
-Insult her face, her body, her brain, her cutie-mark. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances
-Brag, not lying but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. It releases a hormone in her ovaries called Insatia that makes mares ovulate for sex.
-Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin
-When you get into an elevator with a mare, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it
-Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it
>>25667311
>Moanatonin
>>25667311
>>25667300
even four years ago I already hated it
which made it all that more efficient
I wonder what will pop up next now that black twitter speak has been killed off by the filter
>>25667293
>>25667300
I desperately want it to make a comeback. For some reason I saved it in my pony folders all those years back and I thought it was a MLPG only meme.
>>25667132
Cosmo did something like that once, it was fun
Granted that was his transformation horse turned griffon, but still. There was also another artist on derpi that did some stuff like it but I can't remember who they were
More stuff like that could be funny if done right
>>25667337
maybe posting ponies will come back
>>25667311
>Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal.
what do you mean with "make up"?
>>25667350
I like the way Minuet stomps her hooves while she's giving a ponyjob
>>25667344
I bet Fluttershy would like it for the cute animals
>>25667350
Out of context stuff is always funny
>>25667348
Those faces kill me every time.
>tfw no burly bf stallion to cuddle for warmth
>>25667343
That does sound fun. Size differences are unf and a big griffon flirting with stallions and making them uncomfortable and emasculated sounds strangely funny and sexual.
>>25667377
mares were designed to interlock with each other for maximum warmth
I threw a dice, and this time it rolled over to Discord and his clown parade.
derpy.me/randumbshack
>>25667375
>tfw no bara goat dad to cuddle with
>>25667378
doesn't even need to be that much larger than them, though that probably happens naturally
I think its more about playing up their predator features in certain ways
>>25667348has shout done any friday comics in the last two weeks?
>>25667344
if they ever lift gr15 that might actually happen
my best reaction images are all pones, so I'd be tempted to post them on a lot of boards
i want to lick some mare pussy
>>25667397
Like laying a huge griffon wing over their back and gently scratching under their muzzle in a friendly but "if you ran I could catch you" sort of way?
>>25667405
Yeah, he did the "It's easy, you just need to make a friend," one.
Can imagine he spends a lot of time helping with the kid, though.
>>25667388
>Discord's Clown Parade
>>25667311
>Doesn't even make a cool acronym
I can't trust this guideBut I will dress up like Rarity's dad if she's into that
>>25667414
go to bed dash
Filly reminds you that she will be a mare someday~
>>25667388
that means we also get a celestia, right?
>>25667432
what about filly anon, is he doomed to remain a filly forever?
>>25667377
fuck
why can't i be a cute fuzzy lesbian mare
>>25667420
Oh, right. I even saw that one but somehow forgot about it
>>25667416
Yep that sorta thing, even if that particular example is probably a bit blatant
I think its more fun if kept subtle or implied, never being directly stated but made clear though other means
You would need somewhat clever griffon to do a good job at that sort of thing though, or one that knows the pony in question rather well to know what specific buttons to tap
I
>>25667432
Tell filly that age is just a number and that I'm tired of waiting.
I like it when we're catbirds
>>25667420
>Can imagine he spends a lot of time helping with the kid, though.
I can't fucking believe shout had a kid
like, shit man
fuck
I've been here too long
>>25667427
i'm hungry
hungry for cunt juice
i got it from my pony
i got it from my pony
>>25667469
On the 17th it'll be five years since I've started watching pone and posting here and it's been making me feel weird as hell.
I can't tell if it's good weird or bad weird
>>25667488
>Cunt Juice
>Bottled and sold at all fine stores in Equestria
>It's like pussy juice but tastes like bitter fruit and gives mares a raspy voice
>>25667508
I wanna rub Gilda's floofy chest tuft
>>25667438
Filly Anon is doomed togrow up and become Colt Femanon's girlfriend.
So how do you rank the episode today?
>>25667526
it wasn't very memorable
>>25667514i wish i knew what pussy actually tasted like
>>25667525
>implying filly Anon isn't stuck at that age
>>25667502
Are you a satyr bragging about the amazing pony butt you got from your pony mama?
>>25667525
If Anon or Femanon do anything lewd with each other they will both be sent back to Earth.
Discord told me so.
>>25667508
I don't remember the first day I came here, but it was about november/december 2010
I have been here five years on and off
I am starting to think I could have spent these last years better
>>25667547
the four spots on top of her ass which stay almost stationary make it look very weird
>>25667568
>I am starting to think I could have spent these last years better
Even if you had spent them on something productive there would still be something else that would have been more useful than what you did.
>>25667538
I remember licking a pussy the first time I had sex. I don't remember the taste, so I can guess it wasn't so important.
>>25667502
pon pon ponponpon
pon pon ponponpon
pon pon ponponpon PONY
>>25667289
Fucking inmortal mares
Watching their subjects die
Every day, every year
>>25667593
Fluttershy really knows how to pon
