Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are still storytimed here!
>>25631565
Starlight Glimmer's start in her philosophy was when a childhood friendship was separated by a cutie mark. It seems that Sunburst completely fell out of touch with her - did she make no attempts to contact him in his schooling? And however gifted he may have been, she herself seems rather talented in the magical arts - if she's still behind, there could be quite the wizard in training somewhere out there in Equestria. Could Twilight have ever met him in passing? She's made mention of high-level unicorns before - perhaps he's on his way there right now.
It does seem a little curious that he's vanished so totally from Starlight's life, even after she'd grown into a mare. She's shown no little aptitude for information gathering and pony location, and he's been on her mind for years.
>>25655538
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Ponies are real.
Equestria is Real
>>25660822
well duh
>I want you to tackle me
>as hard as you can
Would stronk filly even stand a chance against pic related?
>>25660854
isn't that stronk filly
>WHY YA'LL AIN'T BREAKIN THE SOUND BARRIER!?
>>25660885
AHHHHH
AH
AHHHHH
>>25660860
>implying
>>25657922http://imgur.com/Cb7sGPn
Got home a tad later than I had hoped. Sorry for the wait! Hope ya like it
>>25660933
well that's fucking unf
>>25660933
I really like thing
So are you king of the dorks by birthright or...
>>25660933
jesus
that's a good one
>>25660966
I claimed the crown by katana duel for the honour of a m'pony.
>>25660804
>Still only one piece of porn of the two on derpibooru
Wow.
Marry the japanese horse.
>>25660979
>Straight porn
>>25660925
Why are you such an egghead?
>>25660933
Gracious.Weren't you going to dump your stuff on the sub? Lewd can go on /art/ so long as it's under spoiler tags.
>>25660933
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo 10/10
>>25660925
Why am I such a clork?
Why! Rainbow Dash! Didn't anyone tell you? Clorking out is all the rage right now!
>>25661005
>at least I'm a pony and not a big smelly human
>>25660933
Nice one, Nippers
A Howard Cosell pony does the commentary for hoofball.
It is ten thousand years after the Butlerian Jihad.
Mankind has been forced to expand their consciousness with the spice Melange. This substance is found only on the spice-planet, Equestria.
>>25661026
At least I'm not a domestic terrorist
>>25661043
that extra quiet when you're wearing big headphones and forget to listen to anything
>>25661043
Burger music
>>25660933
oh my
>>25660933
whoa nelly.
She's really up in there.
>>25661049
you pretty much are
>>25661043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03TDT6rZBg
>>25661083
Ah sure do love these dubs of ours.
>>25661065
How d'ya figure that?
>>25661083
you could have at least waited to have a chance
Wind Rider is a special guest commentator on the Wonderbolts-Royal Guard hoofball game.
don't forget to wash your princesses
Early to bed, early to rise.
With pony.
>>25661129
Makes a pony healthy, wealthy, with a big butt.
>>25661123
okay
>>25661137
Should have gone for a rhyme with thighs, anon.
>>25661150
how would you handle this situation?
Lewd edit when?
>>25661172
Raspberry until situation was resolved.
>>25661129
Oh, I'm rising all right.
>>25661172
By handling the pony.
>>25661173
The pony knows.
And she does not approve.
>>25661037
the pone must flow
>>25661198
>twilight doing a double take in the back
applejack's ass must be some kind of local celebrity at this point
>>25660933
Now that you're apart of us nips, draw gloomy
>>25661239
That's years of apple bucking paying off.
>>25661016
>Anon confusing Nips with me
SorryI'm organizing the stuff now, dissapointment incoming.
>>25661037
>season 6
>villains are organized crime ponies
>one of the gangsters inexplicably resemble Baron Harkonnen
>>25661239
Twilight just likes marebutts
>>25661232
A WOMAN CANNOT BE THE KWISATZ HADERACH
Besides, Twilight would make a great Mentat.
>>25661291
All those years of Canterlot prudeness are finally breaking after 5 years in the stix.
>>25661277Take it as a compliment. I don't usually expect to see Nips poke his head in here, and the fact I confused the two of you means you're doing it right, right?
>>25661285
As long as it's a pegasus with puny wings.
>>25661232
Twilight looks high as balls.
>>25661313
Who's confusing who with who?
>>25661297
It'd be great if there were a Piter-esque pony. An amoral Machiavellian adviser to Celestia who's more important to have around than to let go for being mean.
It'd teach kids about how sometimes you have to put up with assholes.
>>25660860
>>25660910
No.
Fillies.
Ponies.
Colts.
Not stallions.
>>25661325
Because she's eating all that spice
>>25661359
But colts grow into stallions
>>25661359
oh no
Filly wants to be a magical girl and have silly adventures with you.
>>25661354
god dammit parker get away from my waifu
>>25661362
Then they're aren't.
>>25661346
Nips and Shiro, I think he said he went by. Though I suppose paying attention to the lineweight would have prevented that mix-up.
>>25661372
>waifu
twilight sparkle had already two childrens,sorry.
>>25661361
>Twilight get's high as fuck off some magic herb she got from Zecora.
>Stumbles around ponyville screaming out something about being the kiwifruit hatchback
Twilight, I only meant to stay a while.
Sex.
Ponies.
Sometimes both in the same sentence.
>>25661347
The problem is, MLP takes a "convert to friendship or completely ostracize them approach".
Like with Svengallop
>>25661440
Mostly because it's on an optimistic stance that everyone has the potential to be a good person
>>25661426
and never with fillies
milf mares
>>25661454
being friends with the main characters and being a good person aren't related
>>25661455
ponies should wear skirts more often
>>25661475covering Shota-Anon in kissesand sucking his dick
>>25661496
yes they should
it's nice to have something to reach under and pull off
I liked those little butt skirt things we saw on ponies a while back, but we don't seem to see much of them anymore
>>25661496
And eyeshadow
All ponies should wear eyeshadow
Filly is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
>>25661523
I want Rarity to teach me how to put on eyeshadow correctly
after I become the filly of course
>>25661403
CELESTIA
THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
>>25661218
perfect
>>25661530
>>25661517
I didn't like them
they were more like...weird butt cloths
I hope you remembered to love your changeling today.
>>25661564
that is one happy bug
>>25661560
what a cute filly who also now is of age
to do pony things
Why is Sweetie Belle retarded?
Filly wants to be your mare.
>>25661589
she's not retarded, she's just a little air headed
>>25661563
well there was this too
but I liked the butt cloth better
Why hasn't Sweetie Belle realized I've kidnapped her yet?
Why doesn't = realize that Sweetie Belle's kidnapped him yet?
>>25661496
cute mares in cute skirts is always the best
>>25661653
>>25661659
>>25661625
skirts provide a much better opportunity for butt peeks
>>25661691
that is one spooky butt
If you like it then you shoulda put a mark on it.
I want to be turned into a little filly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX8O-IPHIc&feature=youtu.be&t=295
>>25661660
I wonder if it's annoying to have a tail that hikes the skirt up though
especially a flagging tail
>>25661347
>>25661440
>lanky stallion with a goatee (or a goat with a goatee)
>convinces them to false flag Discord so they have another magical ally
>put together the anti-monster taskforce
>indirectly prevents democracies from growing beyond the city-level to secure the throne
>engineered the bison / Apploosa conflict with the knowledge that Twilight's team would bring it to a peaceful (profitable) resolution and open up the precedent for further colonization in the desert
>sponsors policies (and missions) that disenfranchise the Griffin Kingdom to prevent them from being a threat
>>25661730
We all do, anon.
>>25661739
Well, it's not like Celestia is bright enough to do any of that on her own.
She looks really good on that throne, though.
>>25661761
I don't.
>>25661691
>"go ahead, anon."
>"touch it"
>>25661770
YES YOU DO DAMMIT
>>25661653
She's been at the "sleepover" for THREE DAYS
She hasn't even asked where all the other party guests are yet. She just keeps eating snacks, watching TV, and messing around with your stuff.
>>25661783
>"TOUCH IT"
>>25661789
No I like my dick too much.
>>25661802
If I touch the pony butt, do I get to claim it?
DilfDorks
>>25661802
I love that look
It fits perfectly into an already hilarious scene
>>25661735
On the bright side an aroused mare would be incredibly easy to spot.
>"Hey, you didn't answer the door, so I decided to come in through the window instead. I guess you thought I was a burgler, but it's just me, Rainbow Dash."
>>25661874
JESUS CHRIST
>>25661874
I always leave my windows open just in case a cute little pegasus wants to have a chat.
None have ever shown up so far.
>>25661874
Dash plz.
Stop pressing your balls up against my window
>>25661898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6pP0YO8KGQ
>>25661874
In or out, Dash! This ain't a fucking barn!
>tfw you try to keep your yard looking nice but ponies keep eating it
>>25661874
DASH! WATCH OUT FOR THE SHOTGUN TRAP!
>>25661934
just spray some exlax on it, they'll get the hint
>>25661874
STAND MY GROUND!
>>25661950
>"nice try, I remembered to disable those this time!"
>>25661951
>next morning Anon wakes up and goes out to get the paper
>"Theres shit EVERYWHERE!"
>>25661984
SUCCESS!
Now harvest your glorious bounty of horse apples.
>>25661984
I may have not thought this through
Anon catching the pegasus virus
>>25661874
Even worse. You gonna blow up the fridge because it makes ice?
>>25661978
>this time
I can't stop jerking it to Dash
>>25662104
>it didn't hurt that much
>I got better....
>pony
>>25662137
I want to stick my hand in that tuft lite
>>25662130
>"Is the human gone?"
>>25662160
Yes. Send out the filly.
>>25662182
The battle filly, or the surrender filly?
>>25662187
Both.
Cutie.
>>25662187
Send out the battle filly TO surrender.
Battle Filly needs to know just how fun submitting is.
>>25662226
I'm not going to do that to battle filly, it's all she has left
Filly knows what you've done to your previous fillies.
>>25662245
I would rub that patch
Nips hasn't done anything good in months.
>>25662260
Nod sagely, then ask what sort of tea filly would like at the inevitable tea party.
>>25662260
I give fillies everything they could ever want. My only condition is that they wear a collar. Seems fair to me.
>>25662260
Raise them into beautiful productive ponies with high self esteem?
>>25662122
Careful anon!
If you pull on it too hard, it'll come off.
Butt, of course.
>>25662332
>Futa luna bumming you until your hole goes numb
>>25662242
I'm gonna hug that filly
Do you think Season 6 will touch on the eight magical items of Meadowbrook?
>>25662516
unf
anyone has that image of twilight being offered money by a human hand. plain white background
>>25662605
I'd like to know more about them
>>25662587
its too late anon I have already hugged nearly all the pones
>>25662607
I bet she knows some chastity spell that stops you cumming.
So no matter how furiously you're jacking it/getting sucked, you'll only ever get right on the edge of blowing a load.
>>25662643
unf unf unf
>>25662630
Are you saying ponies only have 1 time use?
>>25662667
No anon but you should allow them a cool down period
>>25662675
I'm going to RAPID HUG A PONY
>>25662687
NO RAINBOW DON'T DO IT
DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PONY IS FREE
YOU ARE A PONY!
>saturday
>>25662710
>>25662516
>specifically says pussy
kindly kill yourself in the most painful way possible
>>25662759
that's weird, it got slowed down
>Reason to be alive in 2016
- Another season of pony
- Samurai Jack 2016
- Jojo part 4
what else is there
>>25662696
wait there we go
>saturday
>>25662779
CoD Ghosts 2
Battlefield 5
Masturbation
>>25662782
its trying to stop you
>>25662779
Rainbowdash asked nicely that you do.
>>25662789
oh yeah, new horse!
>ungulatr will never draw pony and diamond dog messy kisses
>>25662789
>another work week starts
>>25662815
Every year.
Every day.
ponks into thread
>>25662874
what a pony
>>25662206Lick the freckles.
>>25662892
Not blue enough
>>25662921
We did it Rarity, we finally became Made in Manehattan
https://derpiboo.ru/1037090
UNF
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25662984Mwah!
>>25662984
REALLY DASH?
RIGHT ON THE SCREEN?
>Your waifu got fat.
What now?
>>25663023
exercise and diet
>>25663023
Consider my methods a success.
>>25663023
Obviously she must be pregnant. Begin preparing for child-rearing and designate one room a "baby room."
Hopefully this is the first of many.
>>25663053
Very much this.
>>25663082
jesus
you may as well just roll her around
>>25663023
unf fatty Acid unf
>>25663023
play with her belly when cuddling obviously
>>25663023
Encourage her to gain more
>>25663082
>tfw you will never have a loving applewife with which to rear children together
Why must reality hurt us so.
>>25663091
Please don't roll the pregnant pony. You might injure her foal.
>>25663138
I don't use an iphone
>>25663133
I want to experience both impregnating a mare and being the pregnant mare
QUICK GIVE ME YOUR BEST PONY MEMES!
>>25663163
>being the pregnant mare
thats pretty fucking gay anon
>>25663163
You came here to impregnate mares.
You came here to be impregnated.
You see now that you cannot do both.
>>25663192
isn't it kind of literally not gay?
>>25663200
if you're going to dream, dream big
>>25663138
I always liked the idea of ponies messaging you over old, dumb stuff they just learned about kind of cute. The greentexts where ponies send you instant messages of old lame memes they just discovered and think are the greatest always made me smile.
>>25663210
It's only not gay if you're female. If you're a guy wanting to become m-pregged, that's your own problem.
>>25663218
I would love that, to be honest.
>>25663218
>>25663240
do you have them all? I never saved those, I know there were more
>>25663097
I would love for someone to draw a fat DJ Acid
>>25663254
I've got nine of them, and I don't know if anyone did more than that.
>>25663200
Become Impregnated
with yourself.
>>25663292
Okay, look, that's just weird and strange. Cloning yourself and using your own body as the incubator is just asking for all sorts of terrible things.
>>25663323
opiucnic must be apples
>>25661874
>you thought I was a burger
I would have answered the door then.
I miss Glitter Glue. A lot.
>>25663336hee
>>25663334
Picnic, actually.
stallion made you a burrito
And this is the last one I've got.
>>25663399
That's hilarious.
>>25663399
Thanks Anon, those were all pretty enjoyable.
>>25663399
thanks a lot anon, appreciate it
>>25663360
hrng
>>25663271
Nicole Oliver really doesn't like being called Sunbutt.
>>25663360
>wall of text
>nervous run on sentences
sounds about right
>>25663490
I just want to pick her up while she all compact like that and place her into a perfectly Flutter-sized box
>>25663418
>>25663420
Is it really still Anon with the default name being = still? I wonder how long they'll leave it like that. Didn't it stay this way about a week or so after the season premier then they changed it back?
Pony was not very impressed when she learned that you bought her Christmas present at the pet store.
>>25663518
>>25663521
so we have some hours left before it goes away
>>25663360
she's asking for it
>>25663522
Well she loved it when she thought it was just a jar of grass that made her feel funny.
>>25663522
Does she want me to return her squeaky toy or not?
>>25663532
