Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Twilight and Spike were the only two to really get to interact with the otherworld counterparts of those they know. It's just part of getting mixed up in magic like that. How would other ponies have reacted, anyhow? They may not all be as well equipped in the circumstances, but it'd be something of interest for anyone, probably. Even if out of morbid curiosity, considering how the world changed.And how would things have gone if she'd tried to take any of them back with her? There's some weird possibilities with time travel.
>>25608402
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25613608
>"I'M GOING TO BE THE NEXT HORSE-KAGE, ANONYMOUS! BELIEVE IT!"
socially awkward horses
>hiatus mode activated....
>connecting to inner feels...
>pic related
>>25613683
Where?
ONE YEAR
>>25613724
At my place. I have all of them in my basement. Every few hours one of them manages to make it upstairs and ask for more chips through a series of squeaks and mumbles.
Remember anons, if your attempt to escape to Equestria fails and you end up in the Sombra timeline, it's up to you to save the world and rescue the mind-controlled crystal horses.
A thing.
>>25613760
are they gonna land okay?
>>25613760
Is utter rubbish.
>>25613700
You'll never get to equestria with that bitch attitude
>>25613760
Pfffffff
>>25613760
RIGHT IN THE TITTY
>>25613592
Rarity would have gotten a stroke as soon as she saw herself sewing those uniforms.
How do you feel about this timeline?
fuck fuck FUCK it's my birthday in a few days, and my parents want to take me out to eat at some restaurant. To meet my brother and a few other relatives.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever why can't I just stay at home where I can hide from them, they're all going to want to talk to me and other bullshit.
>>25613700
the "memecenter" watermark made me laugh and canceled out the sads.
>>25613785
I would very much like Rarity in her Nightmare Moon universe outfit to dominate me.
>>25613794
Blog: updated
>>25613760
unf
https://derpibooru.org/907292
>tfw no stallion to do this to you
>>25613750
>tfw kingkakapo is ded
>>25613592
Honestly i dont think the map would allow them to take anyone else back due to them belonging in their own alt timeline. As other anons have said the map could have its own "plan" so to speak, or at least restrictions
>>25613820
>tfw no stallion to do this to you
GOD FUCKING BLESS.
>>25613757
Ponies seem to suck at warfare. I think I can easily beat them.
>>25613820
This is why people don't like us
But where was the Trixie timeline?
I also think its interesting that Flim and Flam end up resulting in a technological hyper-exploitative dystopia. It shows that even seemingly goofy antagonists can be dangerous since, since flimflam's ideology has the potential to be immensely destructive in the cartoon horse world.
also why are flim and flam driving around their tree-grabber manually? don't they have guys to do that for them? do they like to take a break from managing their monopoly to dick around ponyville doing donuts in their backhoes? have they been drinking?
>>25613792
I would've liked to see more of it.
>>25613792
https://youtu.be/ChkhL1rulfs?t=1m45s
Isn't it kinda strange that that King Sombra's army look like Kabal from Mortal Kombat?
>>25613842
>But where was the Trixie timeline?
not existant becuase Twilight never beat her and she never bought the amulet.
>>25613842
Trixie would probably have moved on to some far corner of Equestria after doing her show in Ponyville.
>>25613842
When you're deforesting the Everfree, you want to put a personal touch on it, in case a hydra shows up.
>>25613852
>Princess Celestia takes out his army with liu kang's bicycle kick
>>25613792
Its bad for the apples but beyond that it might be the least dire of the timelines. I cant imagine whatever power is in place wpuld let the flams step over their bounds, although with that pollution and whatnot im not sure how far that would be.
>>25613792
>>25613760
I like thing
>>25613880
You could argue that in this timeline, an Appplejack that spent time with her Orange relatives, sold out and helps Flim-Flam now.
>>25613879
Oh god now I want to see that animatedwith the sound effect played on top
>>25613842
>>25613880
Consider this:
What else in Equestria is driven by greed?They would make powerful allies to Flim and Flam's enterprise.
>>25613820
>nurglings
>>25613792
What if Flim and Flam weren't actually the cause of that one
What if it was another full scale war timeline vs enemy X and they were just doing their part for the war effort
The Equestria in the Sombra timeline was also industrialized as heck
>>25613724
r34 edit when?
>>25613830
What about a mare?
>>25613861
This, I don't know why so many people asked about a Trixie timeline when she was a fairly minor antagonist like gilda at least in S1 and wouldn't have done anything since there would be no mane interaction
>>25613923
Nay. Ponies are not for sexual.Farting is hardly fucking sexual
>>25613792
The fuzzy dice are a nice touch.
>>25613914
Or they could be rebuilding after a war.
>>25613833
Who is stronger?
100 ponies, or an ant?
>Besides the NMM and Sombra timeline, these guys generate the most discussion
I think that's pretty impressive for the "minor" villains they are.
>>25613928
>tfw no timeline with Griffon armies attacking
>with the one-eyed goat as their secret weapon
>>25613880
>although with that pollution and whatnot im not sure how far that would be.
I'm not too concerned by that. I think horrible pollution for a few decades is just something that happens for a while when industrializing. Eventually the ponies working in their horrific factories would rebel or a government (Celestia, why would you let this happen?) would finally step in and put limits to it.
The Flim Flam brothers were on their way to creating a modern Equestria.
>>25613914
>>25613941
Oh yeah. Those are actually both valid reasons too. They could have been industrializing because of war. The Sombra timeline had the Apples stepping it up. If Applejack just wasn't present in Ponyville (she stayed in Manehatten) The Flim Flam brothers would have probably stepped in.
>Hey, anon!
How much for a battle damaged Rainbow Dash plush?
>>25614047
Oh, hello. What's up, pink pony?
>>25614047
What's up, Ponka?
>>25614047
Hi Plenka
>>25613792
ReaverIndustriesInc.jpg
I bet you in the Flim-Flam timeline, the Pegasi of Cloudsdale are trying to kill Flim and Flam
>>25614047
Penke, I'm fapping
>>25614079
They're all dead, Anon. Choked to death from toxic gas clouds wafting through their home.
>>25614047
Hey Plonkoea
>>25614081
>To meee anon?
>>25614091
Nah, you just breed them in farm factories for their ridiculously soft downy feathers.
>>25614103
No, to pictures of you
>>25614091
And their friends were given "Accept our Condolences" cheese packets
>>25614052
Quite a lot I'd say. They would need to figure out how to handle the ear, change the mane style, change one of the wings and add a whole bunch of clothing.
>>25614105
>Pegasi can't fly anymore because of all the smog
>One person voiced all the other pie sisters
I never would have known
>>25614118
The ear and mane style aren't really a problem
>>25614143
She does good huh
>>25614105
>downy feathers
You shouldn't talk about Rainbow Dash like that
>>25614133
So no reason for wings then! They can just wear some fancy wing garb manufactured in a factory.
That way they can sell their feathers a few times a year and try to get ahead in the economy.
>>25614103
Yes, to you!
Now spread those cute little cheeks of yours.
You didn't need to kidnap all those fillies Anon, the fillies were inside you all along.
>>25613962
They probably made a breakthrough that won them the war with Sombra, then Celestia kept getting her shit pushed in by villains so they decided to industrial revolutionize the kingdom.
>>25614216
GET THEM OUT
>>25614216
>the fillies were inside you all along.
unf
>>25614216
Can I be a filly too?
>>25614260
>I will never be DJ Acid's little anthro filly cock-sock
>>25613760
Not pony.
Work on your faces.
so.. it's not really gonna be a year, is it?
is it?
>>25614200
>like thiiis anon?
>>25614300
We're all going to die here.
Flim-Flam OP
pls nerf
>>25614300
We'll know for sure in 363 days.
>>25614300
The movie isn't until 2017.
And they're going to want to have some new MLP episodes airing leading up to it (to build up interest/hype).
So late 2016 at least.
>>25614300
I hope your hiatus shelter is well provisioned
>>25614300
>Am I really gonna have to wait a year to see you again?
>>25614336
We've got enough ponies for everyone. We've just got to figure out who goes with who.
In the year 2525, if pone is still alive
If anon can survive, they may find
>>25614359
You and Pony made a deal that if you're both single at 50 you'll get hitched.
>You awaken on a slab in some sort of horse laboratory. Pony wizards in edgy leather are casting spells and enchanting belt buckles and shit.
>You're whisked out onto the factory floor and suited up. Shoulder spikes, really? In 2015?
>Mind control helmet goes on with a soft clunk. There's some humming. Was it supposed to do something? Oh well, you look like what someone who thinks sephiroth is cool thinks is badass.
>First mission, following orders because you have nothing better to do. It's pretty cool. War never changes, you know. Whatever. You use your foot to lightly push away a pony trying to flail at you.
>You get back to your quarters afterwards, decked out in medals for your valor on the frontline.
>There's a pony chained to your bed by its hoof, its pupils shrinking to pinpricks as it sees its new master for the first time.
>>25614312
...sort of?
>>25614374
It is a good pain.
yay it finally arrived
she's so soft
Think hoofball will show up in Season 6?
Extended preview for Friends Forever #23 is up.
>>25614433
congrats
>>25614336
We might run low on fillies towards the end but we'll have plenty of ponies.
>>25614433
Treat her right Anon.
>>25614450
>>25614466
I was thinking of buying her a collar, but I'm on the fence about it
>>25614470
>>25614484
>>25614432
>"No! Nobody's doing that!"
>You slap pony's legs back together and flip it off its back.
>>25614433
>>25614496
>>25614465
There is always the basement as backup too anon
most of us will survive
probably
>>25614510
>>25614501
>Disappointed horse noises
>>25614525
That's all for now. Full comic should be out tomorrow night along with the holiday special.
no joke, flyingsaucer is a comforting presence
i always know that, even if i go away for a long time to be a semi-normal, functional human being, when i come back, he'll be here.
posting about how how much he dislikes clothed horses and trying to figure out how to grow pineapples in his basement
>>25614502
why don't you get one anon, they're only about 30 bucks with shipping
the quality seems pretty nice too, she looks great from every angle
>>25614538
I am close anonymous
I can feel it
so very close
>>25614536
seems like fun, I much prefer these light hearted ones to the serious arcs
>>25614536
What do you think a Pigasus funnel cake tastes like
>>25614556
you actually are pretty close to me location wise
truly a scary thought
do you think if you served evil overlord sombra well enough, he'd actually let you keep a pony?
>>25614536
>the holiday special.
Oh man, last years special was such a fucking pile of ass.
The only thing "holiday" about it was the very last page. The rest was some shit about cyberbullying.
>>25614433
She looks super cute and super soft.
>>25614481
You could. Just make sure it's cute. You can always take it off if it gets in the way when cuddling it.
>>25614592
be afraid!
>>25614571
So do I. I'm still not sure which one to post first tomorrow though. I'm thinking it'll be this one because of the art though.
>>25614606
Well then it's a good thing this year's is a pony pony special, eh?
>>25614592
You should both meet up and rub doodles together.
>>25614636
And by this one I mean the Friends Forever. I like to try and save the better one for last if I can help it.
>>25614616
I think I will then, something black and not too bulky
I wonder if the cashier will ask if it's for a new puppy
>>25614636
Good choice, winter ponies get cute outfits
>>25614644
>FlyingSaucer holds a meet-up
>Rules state "bring your own pineapple" rule
>>25614678
it's going to be awkward when a pony shows up
>>25614720
>Anons shower the pony with pineapples
>It's not even Sassaflash
>>25614720
>Pony screams, shrieks, squeals in fear as an anon each takes a leg and they drag it down into the basement.
>FS grins evilly.
>>25614720
Pony knew what she was getting into.
RD meets a legendary hoofball player.
>>25614758
did she?
So when do they get boyfriends?
>>25614374
You would kinda be their Liberty Prime
>>25614829
they don't
they each pair up and impregnate each other with magic mare babies
>>25614678
>everyone brings a pineapple
>no one thinks to bring a corer
all is lost
>>25614829
I already dating 4 of them.
https://derpiboo.ru/1034149
>>25614844
>Communism is the very definition of failure!
>What is he talking about?
>I don't know just stay out of his way and DO NOT wear red!
>>25614857
>everyone is trying to think of a way to eat the pineapple without one
>pony just walks up and takes a bite, skin and all
>>25614859
Yes! I am ready to lose my lunch.
Got my puke bucket on hand and everything.
>>25614783
>"W-what was it like getting squashed 55 - 10 by San Flankcisco?"
>A disgruntled John Elway horse sinks down another cider
>>25614872
I shall be the pony
I shall take a bite for the good of us all
>>25614879
>Discord just unbirthed Anon, and is about to birth him as a Draconequus
>>25614899
Ew, I'm not going to eat something that has pony germs on it.
>>25614271
Humanpone is pone
Starswirl's full name is Starswirl Glimmer.
>>25614919
Starswirl's full name is Star "Fuck it throw it in the mirror" swirl.
>>25614915
its just a little horse slobber anon
>>25614919
No, it's Starswirl Lulamoon
>>25614894
minus vomiting that's unf
Where's the alternate timeline where Sunburst was equalized by Starlight Glimmer?
I bet Starlight would be insanely tranquil in that timeline.
>>25614932I wonder how much porn Twilight's drawn of him.
>>25614944
How about insteadshe pumps your stomach full of spunk and some of it splorts out when she pops out of your throat?
>>25614956
>You wanna have completely average sex again?
>Eh alright
Did you liked it?
Filly drinking all of your ofKanar and Bloodwine
>>25614959
Twilight writes fanfiction of Starswirl performing magical experiments on her, and Starswirl loving his "research assistant"
>>25614965yes i would like thingthick, virile, delicious cum
>>25614890
What else?
>>25614977So much your gut balloons like you're overdue for triplets.
>>25614966
It's not about the averageness of the sex. It's about Starlight asserting her dominance over her "best friend", while crushing his hopes and dreams.
>>25614959
Then she uses her spell to go inside her own lewd drawing.
>>25614983w-would she rub my cum-pregnant belly?
>>25614965
Unf levels ticked upwards.
This is worrying
>>25614970
remind her to take the accursed root beer
>>25614964
>dat chickenbutt
>>25614994
Of course.At least until her heavy balls refill enough to double that fat spunkbelly
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25615012I can't wait
>>25614990
What if she drew
TWO Starswirls?
With prehensile dick-beards?
>>25615017
No you're not.
>>25615017
you sure are
>>25614967
It was pretty neat, sure had a lot of discussion about the timelines so thats been fun. Ending was a bit rished but i'd give it a 8/10 overall
>>25615022
What if she turned herself into Starswirl's daughter to let him work her over?
>>25615037
STOP CHEWING ON MY SHIRTS
>>25615037
Why are my sheets black.
Where did this filly come from?
Godammit I only have two work shirts stop chewing on it.
>>25615037
PONY NO
NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR TO THE JOB INTERVIEW
>>25615070
just wear pony
>>25615042
>>25615060
>>25615070
It's okay, you'll just show up to work smelling like pony.
>>25615070
You'll have to wear the filly.
FILLY STOLE MY JOB!
>>25615070
>not wearing it anyway
You don't want to hurt her feelings, don't you?
>>25615082
pony pheromones are very powerful, this could be dangerous
>>25615074
>faces_of_anal.gif
I want to be turned into a little anthro filly and fucked by futa Sugar
>>25615094
FARTY PARTY
>>25615099
Given her size and yours I imagine you'd just belike her living cocksock
>>25615096
does Fluttershy make that face every time you enter her ponut?
>>25615104
Anon, I'm revoking your party privileges.
Fight scene
Zecora vs Chrysalis
Potion and zebra magic abuse vs...whatever Chrysalis does.
>>25615121
But my card was good for 10 years!
>>25615106
>I will never be tied to sugar with her thick cock deep in me and my head laying on her fat tits.
Underendowed SugarUsing her magic to steal your length
Sometimes one pony isn't enough.
Sometimes you needtwo ponies.
>>25615178
Filly wants a little sister to play with.
>>25615094
>Show up to work
>That cute receptionist gives you her number
>You get a promotion
>Three promotions from three different managers
>Your coworkers offer to do your work for you
>All in all good day, well that one smelly guy tried to pet you several times but otherwise good.
>Decide to rub filly on yourself every day before work
>>25615194
The episode went to shit when the whole thing started with Starlight losing ONE friend.
Is this true?
>>25615220
your mother and I will get right on that.
>>25615017
no sorry
but you're definitely someone else's pony waifu
>>25615240
i don't know
>>25615276
Starlight
Childhood friend
Denial
>>25615291
Starlight
Dick
Denial
>>25615291
Starlight
You know what fuck it, we'll set her up with that one stallion that likes to work with time travel. They'll probably hit it off.
>>25615287
>Pip did it first
>>25615291
Weakest
Twist
Ever
>>25615289
Anon, I just want to be lewd and fetishy
what do you enjoy
Time travel /ss/.
>>25615291
>>25615308
This episode showed that all Starlight needed to stop all this was a good dicking.
>>25615276
>shyrapone
?
>>25615346
oh
i forgot about that
>>25615326/ttftgtfsss/Time travel forced transgender transformation selfcest straight shota
>>25615331
Twilight could have fixed it right there and then. I mean she might have mentally scarred Dash, probably changed Fluttershy and the bullies sexual preferences. And they would have needed to go back one more time, but it would have been fixed.
>>25615334
Shyra
https://e621.net/post/show/260749
Shyrapone
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611191028/http://a.pomf.se/kzktno.png
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611235143/http://a.pomf.se/zhfdmt.png
The legendary hoofball player holds the record in single-season rushing yards.
>>25615367
she does?
>>25615221
>Filly comes out with a perfume to monopolize
>"Eau de Filly"
Filly enjoys the sight of humans on their knees.She's tall enough to kiss you now.
>>25615398
You mean he.
>>25615399
>not just calling itfilly
Can someone edit this picture so that it's Mare Anon?
Don't kiss the fillies.
>>25615436
That's pretty gay bro.
japanesehorseshow
Smooch the fillies.
youtube.com/watch?v=LNuKuh_bCQE
>>25615451
It's not gay if I want to be a pony,dog,griffon,dragon,draconequus with female genitals.or girly clothes
How would they hold the ball with hooves?
>>25615276
>Shyraposters
I thought your kind went extinct long ago
Filly
Pound town
Season pass
>>25615482
pone finds a way
>>25615495
>>25615482
with their mouths
>>25615495
Is that like a theme park where fillies can pretend to be puppies?
>>25615505
I don't want to overhype it for you filly, the animatronics are really old and the pizza kinda sucks.
>>25615455
I'd rather be smooched by the fillies
just sit back and relax and let them kiss all over my face like a bunch of puppies
The fillies are humping each other again.
>>25615505
PM MAAK
ROR PRON
>>25615527
>>25615532
Daww, practising their breedin' like good little fillies.
