Hey anon, come here, we won't bite
>>25562132
No.
>>25562132
There are seven of you. At can deal with two, three at best.
I will sadly have to pass on any orgies.
>>25562132
No, but you'll queef.
>>25562132
I wonder who has the best looking ass and tits?
>>25562132
>"Bu-but m-mommy said i shouldn't look when a girls naked..."
>>25562132
Source of pic?
>>25562175
> Not using the magic of friendship to transform into super-tentacle-san
>>25562180
Kid Anon getting manipulated by older teenage girls green when?
>>25562132
"Ha, no way! I bet at least three of you have pissed in there since you got in."
>>25562198
>not wanting to bathe in girls' piss
>>25562132
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times, well then things are getting weird.
You state with your badly bitten finger.
>>25562191
If it ends up with all of them having swelled bellies, sure!
>>25562179
like there was ever a contest
>>25562225
>>25562253
Shimmer pulls off the Shadowbolt look better
>>25562225
>>25562253
>>25562275
They are both unf worthy.
>>25562253
>>25562225
It's obviousy the sporty cunt, you plebs
>>25562294
>can't even post a pic to support his argument
fucking pleb
>captcha: mountains
indeed
>>25562132
>You were Anonymous
>Recently a bunch of crazy shit happened at your school, canterlot high
>Like fucking always when any big even in school happens
>At least it'd been this way since the fall formal
>It was Friday and school had just ended
>You had planned to spend your weekend playing video games and mostly just relaxing
>You left your history class and began to walk through the school to get to your locker
>You enter the combination on your lock 24-16-45
>You open your locker and grab any books you need for the weekend
>Yeah, like you're gonna study...
>You close your locker and notice someone standing next to you
>It's Sunset Shimmer
>SS:"Hey Anon!"
"Uh, hi?"
>SS:"Got any plans this weekend?"
"Just mostly relaxing... why?"
>SS:"Well, me and a few friends were gonna hang out tomorrow and I was wondering if you would join us."
>Wat
"Wat?"
>SS:"Yeah, I'd like you to come along with us. Unless you're too busy relaxing then I understand..."
>Must contain spaghetti
>It's just a attractive female wanting to hang out with you
>This has happened before, right?
>You fucking wish
"Uh, yeah sure that sounds great. Tomorrow right? Saturday?"
>SS:"Yeah, it's gonna be tomorrow. Can you meet me at my house at 11 tomorrow?"
"Yeah. Wait, I don't know where you live..."
>SS:"Oh right! It's 455 Chestnut Road. Also, if you need to ask me anything, here's my number."
>She hands you a scrap of paper
>You tenderly grab it from her
>Spaghetti was slowly falling
"Thanks shim sham."
>What the fuck
>She smiles at you
>SS:"You can't just go making pet names for people. Nonny."
>She lightly punches you in the arm
>SS:"I'll see you tomorrow okay?"
"Y-you too"
>It's all you could say
>She just called you Nonny
>You calmly walk out the door
>You open up your car
>And Freak out about what just happened
Continue?
>>25562225
dat ugly hair, though
>>25562225
>>25562253
>25562253
>>25562275
>>25562288
>>25562294
Stand aside you filthy casuals.
git gud or go home.
>>25562326
Yes pls
>>25562348
She's not in the pic
>>25562194
Someone please do this.
>>25562357
#rekt
>>25562357
Yes she is. She's under the water. Why do you think Twi's making that face?
>>25562373
>>25562370
that was not the pic I wanted to post, sorry
>>25562348
>>25562132
>we won't bite
But I like biting.
>>25562132
>EQG-only characters in a FiM scenario
There should be more of this.
>>25562225
>>25562198
>"What gave it away?"
>>25562414
Yes, another general is just what we need for upcoming hiatus.
>>25562395
Just imagine lifting that skirt and licking her ass cheeks.
>>25562132
>we won't bite
Can you prove that? My father was eaten alive by naked girls in a hot tub so I'm wary.
>>25562431
I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not, but yes it is. The old ones have gotten rather stale lately.
>>25562445
Your dad penis was too long for this world, your is small, you may live
>>25562423
eh, not a bad ship, but I prefer this one instead
>>25562132
Gross, they're all human an shit.
>Believes that i'll be fine.
>yfw you nosebleed over the girls, and shudder in the tub with extremely red cheeks.
>yfw you end up passing out and earn a crowd of girls carrying you out.
>yfw you wake up and realize who stayed beside you when you passed out from extreme blood shafting to your expansion pak.
>yfwIt will never happen, and you wake up from your nap.
>>25562326
Are you going to continue?
>>25562335
same hair she's always had
>>25562428
>>25562198
well its not like they are on their periods, right?
>>25562643
>"Of course not. What could possibly make you think that, Anon?"
>>25562132
I would consider it if you had curves.
>>25562643
Well at least they're not bathing in a giant vat of purifying vomit.
>>25562678
>7 women syncing up their periods
Anon is gonna have a bad time
>>25562688
will you stop that!
>>25562688
>purifying vomit
In what way can vomit possibly be purifying?
Putrifying is more it.
>>25562695
>Anon is gonna have a bad time
>every time they're on their periods they become extremely horny and makes Anon fuck them using their period blood as lube
>>25562701
Sorry, I'm on my phone and the auto-correct is being a bitch.
>>25562720
>not immediately disabling autocorrect on any device
>>25562132
I don't want to I have my little ponies to play with, fuck you human, no hoovez to lovez that my rule
>>25562739
>not wanting to fuck cute technicolor high-school girls
>>25562754
>wanting to fuck monster high abominations
>>25562326
>Alright Anon, just calm down
>It was just a really hot girl inviting you to hang out with her and some friends
>No big deal
>Except you have barely talked to her
>You had History with her and she sat in front of you
>But other than one group project you haven't had a whole lot of interaction with her
>You turn on your car
>Alright, just calm down Anon
>Just worry about this tomorrow
>You begin to drive home
>You turn on the radio and https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4 begins playing
>You sing along only on the chorus because that's all you knew
>Welp, looks like chillin maxing relaxing all cool wasn't gonna happen tomorrow
>What were you going to even do with these people?
>You pull up to your house
>Try not to think about it too hard
>Wait, you got Sunsets number
>You could just text her and ask
>You lay your backpack on the floor
>You lay down on your bed and pull out the piece of paper with her phone number on it
>You put it into your phone
[Hey Sunset, this is Anon. What exactly are we gonna go tomorrow? And who's gonna be hanging out?]
>[Oh hey Anon, wasn't expecting a text from you so soon :). We're gonna be going to the mall to hang out and stuff. Might do something else. And it's gonna be Twilight and some of her friends from her old school. You cool with that?"]
>Mall hangout? And isn't Twilight from Crystal Prep?
>You felt a little iffy on it
>But Sunset was pretty hot...
[Alright cool. Thanks for the info. I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 11 o clock right?]
[Yeah, I'll see you then.]
>You put your phone back into your pocket
>Well, some Crystal Prep people, Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer plus you
>Sounds alright
>Hopefully there wasn't a ton of dudes from Crystal Prep coming
>You get on your computer to just pass the time by at this point
>You didn't really realize it but you were anxious for tomorrow
>And a little nervous
>>25562678
God fucking damn it.
Well you BETTER not be lancing your boils in there...
>>25562715
Is that Khorne or Slannesh territory?
>>25562812
>You spent the rest of the day fun posting on some online forums and playing a few vidya games
>Just a normal Friday night
>At around 8 you get another text message
>It's from Sunset
>[Hey Anon, you're okay with me inviting you right? It wasn't too out of the blue was it?]
>You thought about it
>Pretty out of the blue, but that was fine
[It wasn't that out of the blue. Besides, I didn't have any plans anyway. Now I actually have something to look forward to this weekend.]
>A few minutes pass after you send the text
>[Glad to hear that you're excited. Just wanted to get to know you better and stuff and wanted someone else I knew besides Twilight. I barely know these Crystal Prep people other than their names. So thanks for coming along.]
>So she barely knows these people too...
>Well that just means you'll get to know them better you supposed
[Anytime Sunset. I'll see you at your house in the morning. Goodnight.]
>[Goodnight Anonymous.]
>Well, at least you know what's going on tomorrow
>The only thing left to do now is fap and go to sleep
>You wake up to your alarm clock screaming at you at 9 AM
>You slap your hand on the alarm clock, turning it off
>You roll out of bed and catch yourself from falling
>You walk downstairs and make a quick breakfast of toast and egg
>After brushing your teeth and taking a shower you pick out your clothes
>You pick out some black pants and a white tee shirt with a black collared shirt
>Not too fancy but still nice
>Before leaving you look in the mirror
"Don't fuck this up Anon. You're gonna be out with some females. Don't let the shadowbolt guys move in on Sunset."
>You slap yourself once to try and get your head in the game
>Alright, ready to go
>You look at the clock
>10:30
>You get out to your car and shoot Sunset a text before leaving
[On my way]
>>25563194
"can I have some more, please"
>>25563194
moar
>>25562715
I have actually done that several times.
It's not bad once you get over how icky it looks.
>>25563194
I knew it was you. Insanebow you magnificent bastard.
>>25562132
>>25562428
>>25562678
I'm surprised that there is no bathing in cum edit. Someone please.
>>25563555
Where would the cum come from?
They're all girls in there.
>>25563600
Than the water would be tasty than.
>>25563600
Shit, I don't know man. I just love seeing girls covered in cum.
>>25563627
>I just love seeing girls covered in cum
Why? That's gross, Anon.
>>25563641
Hey I don't make fun your fetishes.
>>25563659
Sorry, Anon.
Good thing the pool isn't actually molten steel.
>>25563662
I forgive you.
>>25563194
>You get in your car and put her address into your phone
>Only 5 minutes away...
>Welp, better early than late you suppose
>You didn't realize that she lived only a few blocks away
>You back out of your driveway and drive to her house
>455 Chestnut Drive... yep, that's her house.
>You park your car in front of her house
>Looks like you're the first one here...
>You check the time
>10:45
>Welp, 15 minutes early ain't bad
>You get out of the car and walk up her driveway to her front door and give it a knock
>SS:"Oh hey, you guys are early! I'll be right there!"
>You hear footsteps from inside the house before she opens the door
>She looks at you and a smile breaks out on her face
>SS:"Oh Anon! You're the first one here?"
"Looks like it. Am I allowed to come in?"
>SS:"Of course! Come in, let's wait for Twilight and her friends."
>You step into her home
>You couldn't help but notice how... warm Sunset looked in her outfit
>She wore some jeans with a nice teal shirt and a half jacket
>She looked... beautiful
>SS:"You look great Anon, not too casual but not too formal. I like it."
"Bwah, thanks Sunset. You look good too."
>You weren't expecting her to say that
>SS:"Only good?"
"Uh, I mean you look great! Perfect even!"
>She lets out a small giggle
>SS:"I'm just teasing you Anon! You can calm down."
>You let out a bit of nervous laughter
"Haha... yeah I knew that."
>Keep your fucking cool Anonymous. You don't want her to think you're weird
"So we're just gonna hang out at the mall?"
>SS:"Well... that and maybe go to another place."
"Another place? Where would we go?"
>SS:"Well, Twilight said they might want to go to a... public bath house?"
>She flinched as she said that last part and looked at you for confirmation
>SS:"I mean, if that's not okay with you, then we don't have to..."
>It took you a moment to process this information
>Public bath house...
>With Sunset
"Yeah, I've never been to one before. Sounds interesting."
[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]
>>25564197
>Public bathhouse
Theres a reason people don't use them you know
>>25564197
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/455-Chestnut-Dr-New-Richmond-WI-54017/79433691_zpid/
I found where she lives.
>>25564197
i like where this is going
>>25562132
A decent mixed-sex bath? Haven't had one of those since Germany when I went to Mythodea.!Like I'm some fucked up Amerifat Christfag who can't deal with sharing a tub.
>>25564197
Go on.
Bump also post number get for the lols
>>25564632
>>25562159
/thread
>>25564636
Fail
this is how you do it
>>25564706
>>25562132
Why the fuck do people say this?
Yeah, because that's totally the first thing I'm thinking when I meet someone new, "I sure hope this bitch doesn't bite me..."
>>25564197
Come on Insanebow don't leave us hanging.
Sorry boys, but i won't be able to write until tonight after work. Keep the thread bumped. Maybe another writefag writes. Just keep the thread alive.
>>25565038
We shall wait for your return.
Bump.
I'd write for this but I've got three stories I'm procrastinating on already.
Writefag better come back.
>>25564197
Lurking.
>>25562132
Time to ruin the thread,
Which of the girls is most likely to fart in the water?
>>25562132
>eqg
fuck off
>>25565411
>implying they wouldn't have a farting contest
>>25565586
girls don't fart
>>25562348
Joe usually draws humans all good an' shit. How did he manage to fuck Rarara's face up so badly?
>>25565594
>>25562912
>Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows
>>25566000
Top kek.
>>25564283
>He finds out to late that it isthe gay bathhouse
>>25562132
>"Hey anon, come here, we won't bite.."
"R-really? You want me in there with you girls??"
>your head practically spins
>a hot tub full of attractive women want you to join them..
>girls rarely even speak to you, let alone invite you to join them in such an opportunity for something... risque
>the girls have a loud and mean chuckle together
>Sugarcoat speaks up
>"No, of course we don't want you in here. You're a loser and I will call the police if you don't walk away right now."
>>25568134
Never liked sugercoat.
Look, I have a green I've prewritten for people that are waiting for a writefag to come back to keep a thread alive. It's never been posted, so I guess I could post until Insanebow delivers. What do you say Anons?
>>25568722
No.
>>25568722
sure why not
Got off work early m8s. Writing resuming soon
>>25562739
>>25565577
>>25568729
>>25568742
Never mind. Writefriend has returned.
This is one of those things where the girls pretend their naked and ask you to take off our trunks, only to reveal upon exist that they aren't and that they now have your trunks.
>>25564197
>On the outside you seemed pretty chill
>Maybe a little nervous but nothing unexpected
>But on the inside you were freaking the fuck out
>Public bath house
>With Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle
>You sit down in a chair
"Well thanks for the invite Sunset. It's nice to change up my weekends from time to time."
>SS:"Well, I wanted to get to know you better while also bringing someone along."
>She could have chose anyone to bring along
>And she chose you
[INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
>A knock on the door
>SS:"Oh, that must be Twilight and her friends."
>Hopefully the dudes weren't jacked
>You weren't exactly scrawny and unfit
>But at the same time you were no fitizen
>Sunset opens the door
>Standing in the doorway is 6 girls
>Twilight is the only one you recognized
>The others consisted of the girl standing in front with red and green striped hair in a ponytail, another with white hair in twin tails, a girl with slicked back blue hair, another with headphones around her neck and long green hair, and finally a girl with a short cut of purple and pink hair
>The first to speak up was ponytailSoSw=Sour Sweet
>SoSw:"Oh Twilight, this is the girl who stopped you when you went on your magical rampage right?"
>TS:"Uh... yeah, her name is Sunset Shimmer
>SoSw:"Well its nice to formally meet you in this dilapidated neighborhood. I'm Sour Sweet."
>First impression: Cunt
>SS:"Uh, thanks. I guess."
>They light heartedly shake hands
>TS:"Um these are Indigo Zap"
>IZ:"Sup."
>TS:"Sunny Flare"
>She just nods her head at Shimmer
>TS:"Sugar co-"
>SC:"I'm completely able to introduce myself as my vocal chords work perfectly fine Twilight. I'm Sugar Coat. One of Twilight's friends. It's very pleasant to meet you."
>She had trouble saying friend...
>LZ:"YO! WHAT'S UP! THE NAME IS LEMON ZEST!"
>She enthusiastically shakes Sunsets hands
>SoSw:"Oh? And who's this greenbean you have with you? He your boyfriend or fuck buddy or something?"
>>25568947
I like what I'm reading, and I like it's direction.
>>25568947
You're still going, right?
>>25562132
ButI do
>>25568134
I'm not sure I speak this crazy bitch-language, but I bet the translation is "Please steal our clothes and toss them into the freeway."
>>25568947
keep going you magnificent writefriend
>>25568947
Keep going man.
>>25568947
>SoSw
>TS
>SS
>IZ
>LZ
Stop that shit. You aren't writing a script. Throw the crutch away and learn to characterize.
You're better than that, fuckstick.
This fuckthread is not dead? The fug m8terinos?
You do understand it all was a b8, and oh boy, I got big one
>>25570923
Please include this in the name field whenever you feel the need to make a post like that. Thanks in advance!
>>25570623
Characterize six distinct characters, most of which are barely distinguishable anyway, in greentext format?
I'm only reading the story and even I don't think that's worth the effort. I'm here to read a story about naked girls, not try to solve a puzzle every other line.
>>25562348
>mfw
>>25568947
Give me more
>>25570948
You have a point, but I don't care about you. I do care about writefig, and he should be trying to improve while simultaneously providing you semi-literate fucks with wank material.
>>25571102
I feel almost sorry for the guy in the original pic
>>25571102
funniest pic i seen all week, thanks for that anon
>>25571384
what are you some kind of non jojofag cazul?
Bump for Indigo Zap's tits.
>>25571399
not that, no
I find the edits quite amusing
I meant for the guy to have become a meme
>>25571434
o i gocha, yeah if that pic was a thing before fedoras were super cringeworthy then yeah I'd feel kinda bad for him too... I don't remember really seeing that pic until they were tho so idk tbqh faam
>>25562132
Sure if you help me out of my wheelchair.
>>25571448
it's a shame fedoras are considered cringeworthy now
they used to be quite cool and popular in older moviesI still think they are cool, but I can never wear one because of stigma it now carries
>>25568947
sudden feelings of dread and panic from simply reading this
>>25571487
I used to think they were cool until that one fateful day in highschool when jacob started wearing one, the second i saw him with it on I instantly renounced their coolness. Its k tho cuz he got fat which is pretty funny
I'm dumping until writefag returns.
>“Howdy there. You doin' all right?”
>You don't move to face the voice.
>Instead, you just keep staring at your newly made empty shot glass collection.
>You grimace sourly.
“Fuck no...” you say with a slightly more venomous tongue than you intended.
>The mare's face contorts.
>“That ain't a very nice tone...”
>A sigh escapes from you.
“Sorry, guess it came out wrong. I just...don't feel very nice.”
>You see an orange hoof of the mare rests on your shoulder as you sit down on the stool of the bar.
>“...ya wanna talk about it?”
>Her voice sounds deep for a mare --almost boyish-- but you can't be sure by the voice alone.
>This pony's either a young stallion with mare-like qualities, or a very male-like in behavior.
>Course this is what you imagine, and you've yet to seen this pony.
>You turn your head to catch a glimpse of your approacher.
>Yeah, definitely a mare.
>A delicious body of great health with the most amazing curves and the perfect muscularity, this mare sticks out among the other girls attending the joint with her desired appearance.
>Saying this girl was “well-toned” would be an understatement, as would merely calling her “kinda pretty.”
>You let your eyes absorb every detail of her amazing body.
>She clears her throat while she readjusts her Stetson hat.
>“You're not answerin' my question.”
>Shit, she noticed.
>Quickly you look back at her emerald eyes.
>Well, she doesn't seem pissed...that's good.
>You decide to explain yourself after a tired sigh.
“Sorry, I'm out of it today.”
>She looks at you quizzically for a moment, but decides to pull out the bar stool next to you as she plants her muscular rear on the seat.
>“Yeah, I figured. Look, why don'tcha tell me what's got ya feelin' so blue? 'Sides, ya look like you could use a friend to talk to...”
>A sigh escapes from your chest as you shift in your seat.
“You're not gonna leave, are you?”
>>25571618
“You're not gonna leave, are you?”
>The mare chuckles and leans her elbow against the bar table.
>“Eyup, so ya better start talkin'.”
“You're stubborn.”
>“And you're cute.”
>You find yourself blushing, but you try not to show it.
>You give her a deadpan stare instead.
“Yeah, well literally every other mare seems to think other wise. They avoid me like the plague.”
>You see her stifle a laugh.
“Oh, that's funny now?” you say with a frown.
>“Wow. You're cute AND funny. Please tell me you're smart too. Then you'd be damn perfect.” she says with a slight giggle.
>You cock your brow in an unamused manner.
“Ok, who put you up to this, and why are you doing it?”
>She rolls her eyes with a freckled smirk.
>“...see her? With the wings?” She tilts her head in the direction behind you.
>You look at the area from across the bar to a table a few meters behind you.
>A cyan-coated Pegasus with a flamboyant mane of Rainbow twitches, and quickly looks at her drink while silently hoping you don't suspect her.
>It doesn't work.
>You focus on the orange mare sitting next to you.
>“Yeah, she and I get a little competitive. Came here to out-drink her, but now she's daring me to try and flirt with ya. Maybe see if you'd buy me a drink...but I mainly agreed cause ya looked down and I wanna talk to ya. Nice guys shouldn't have to be lonely like you.”
>She bites her bottom lip.
>“This ain't working, is it?” she asks.
>You wave your hand to the bartender.
>You mouth the word “two”.
>He nods in understanding.
“...Maybe a little. Name's Anonymous. Call me Anon if you want...but everyone already knows that.”
>The mare extends her orange hoof out to which you shake firmly.
>“Pleased to make your acquaintance, Anonymous. Call me Applejack.”
>Applejack.
>You're not surprised.
>After all, her cutie mark is a trio of apples.
“So, uh, the one with the hair...why'd she dare you to talk to me specifically?”
>>25571618
>>25571659
You suck.
>>25571659
>Applejack's face grows an amused smile.
>“Cause she's too chicken to make a move herself. Most mares are to be honest. Guess she thought I was one of 'em.”
>The bartender brings two beers, yet you wait to drink the liquor.
“...Lots of mares wanna make a move on me?”
>“Heh, darn tootin'! Somethin' 'bout your body just seems downright amazin' to us ponies. Somethin' about them features of your's just sit well with us.” Applejack says.
>Well, that makes sense.
>Still, mares aren't talking to you nonetheless. Hooray.
>Yet something else catches your attention on what she said...
“Did you just say darn tootin'?” you ask.
>She laughs in realization as she twiddles her hooves.
>“Uh, yeah. Guess I did...Sounds kinda silly, huh?”
“Meh, I'm not sober enough to really care.” you say with a shrug and chuckle.
>Applejack picks up the freshly placed beer bottle in one of her hooves (how the fuck do hooves work, man?).
>“To not carin'?”
>She raises her beer bottle up.
>You do too.
“To not caring.”
>You clink the bottles together and begin to gulp down your drinks.
>You catch the mare taking a look at your crotch as she chugs down the liquor.
>It's a quick glance, but an obvious one.
>Your jeans made by your tailor are always super tight around your dick.
>Even with underwear on, the clothes still cling so tightly you can practically tell what religion you are....you know, if you were actually Jewish that is.
>Sometimes you think it's intentional, but maybe that's paranoia talking?
>You don't know, but your tailor is always insistent on it.
>Putting the semi-empty bottle of booze down, you look back at Applejack.
>She stares again before quickly moving her eyes up to your own so you don't notice her peeping.
“Subtlety is not your forte, is it?”
>“What makes ya say that?”
>You cock your brow at the mare.
“Well for starters you just stared at my dick.”
>She grins.
>>25571678
>“What can I say? I liked what I saw...though I definitely recon ya talk to yer tailor. Those pants are pretty tight up against your junk, and I doubt it's accidental. Who's it ya go to currently for your clothes?”
>You fold your arms as you frown.
“Her name's--”
>“Wait, never mind, I already know you visit Rarity. Sorry.”
>You take a sip of your beer.
“You friends with her?”
>“One of her BEST friends,” she says proudly.
“You seem a bit rugged for someone so “lady-like” you know....”
>Applejack rolls her eyes.
>“I'd be lyin' if I said she and I don't see eye to eye if ya catch my drift,” she shrugs, “but I guess opposites attract?”
>Just then, a thought comes.
>This is the best opportunity you have to ask this, and my god you wanna know the answer to this....
“Look, I may be a bit paranoid, but I'm completely serious when I ask this; Does Rarity ever say things that are sexual about me? I-I think she's fucking watching me when I change and shit.”
>Applejack grins smugly.
>“Oh-ho she sure does! She ain't never quiet about you. Everyday she goes on about how ya look in these garments, how tall ya are, all the good stuff. I bet you have no idea with what she does with them pictures she keeps so that she can “improve next time” and all that stuff, do ya?”
>You grumble.
“She's masturbating to them, isn't she?”
>“Eyup! And with your pants bein' that revealin', than you can count on it that they're definitely by her hooves. I'd recommend ya get a better tailor, but ain't nobody better than her. Besides, I doubt anyone else is gonna be able to make quality clothes for a pretty big guy.”
“For you,” you mutter.
>“Pardon?”
“Nothing...But what you're saying is that I'm stuck with Rarity, a girl aching for my dick, and that she is pretty much making me show my junk to the world?”
>Applejack smiles in amusement.
>>25571670
Y-you too...
>>25571678
>“Well for starters you just stared at my dick.”
He's about as blunt as a sack of bricks.
>>25571707
>“Eyup!”
>You wanna feel upset about this, but the idea that you're actually praised as the perfect looking male....it kinda makes it hard to be angry.
“Well, guess I'll have to get used to having people check out my dick,” you say as you finish off your beer.
>“It ain't that bad,” Applejack says facetiously, “I think it's rather a nice view...”
>Dang, looks like Rarity ain't the only one who wants the dick...
“You work pretty quickly,” you remark at her.
>Applejack scoots her stool closer to you and stands against your shoulder.
>She leans closely to you.
>“I like to work hard too, sugar-cube~” she whispers into your ear.
>Her breath tickles your skin, the mere hushed tone in her voice even making you shiver.
>Thechillrises.jpg
>You swallow nervously, but muster up all the confidence you can get.
“You know...I could use some work myself.”
>She grins.
>“That so? Then I got just the job for ya.”
>You let down your bits and stand up from the bar table.
“Don't need a résumé, do I?”
>She hops off her own stool as she keeps her suggestive eyes in contact with yours.
>“Just apply yourself. We'll see how it goes.” she says with a wink.
“...Just to be clear, we're talking about sex here, right?”
>Applejack, with a satisfied smile, only continues to look at you hungrily.
>“Eyup.”
>>25571715
Sorry. The idea is that he's in a grumpy kinda mode, and that he's not really sober either.
>>25571725
>Later outside the bar....
>Your lips press hardly together as your tongue traces around Applejack's teeth only to come into contact with her own tongue.
>They dance and tangle as you lean your head on the edge of the park's picnic table while laying down on its bench.
>It's totally worth the discomfort.
>Applejack lays on top of your stomach while you both continue to suck face.
>She forces her mouth onto your's with heavy pressure and some deep force, but you honestly don't mind it.
>It merely makes the moment feel more intense.
>Your hands know where to touch the mare as if it were instinct for them to wander on her rich body.
>One area you particularly find favorable is Applejack's magnificent ass.
>Like, seriously.
>This flank feels fantastic...
>It's firm, strong, and well-built --exactly like her incredible hips.
>You're convinced you want to hold on to the perfect posterior for eternity thanks to how amazing it feels in your eager hands.
>Reveling as you touch,grope, caress, and feel Applejack's supple cheeks for all they're worth, you feel your heart racing.
>That's when you notice her breaths become odd while you kiss.
>She makes these subtle writhing motions as she rubs herself against your body quite erotically, dragging her heated vulva across your thigh.
>It's hard not to notice Applejack's fur coat when it tickles your open skin (thanks to your shirt being unbuttoned), but you allow yourself to appreciate the sensation as her tiny hairs rake so slightly against your body.
>The greatest comparison to how she feels would be like a couch cushion if it were more “fleshy.”
>Her hooves wonder over you as your hands feel up her athletic body.
>Yet unlike you, she doesn't waste her time to reach her hoof for your junk.
>You feel proud of yourself tonight as you notice she's slowly descending her hoof to grab your thickening shaft.
>>25571739
>Her other hoof feels around your well-toned muscles as the autumn-colored mare releases a throaty chuckle of approval.
>She's loving this.
>You'd be lying if you said your weren't either.
>She caresses your meat as she appreciates its size and length, easily impressed with your tool.
>Her eagerness rises along with your shaft, and eventually her dribbling cunt is too desperate to wait.
>She pulls her hoof out and unzips your fly.
>You slide your pants off alongside your underwear.
>Your prick springs forth much to Applejack's satisfaction.
>She holds it in her hooves as she jerks it with haste to get you ready.
>implying you weren't ready enough
>You huff a heated breath as you clench your hands into her ass cheeks some more.
>Applejack growls in approval.
>She positions her crotch above the head of your dick with a hungry look in her smile.
>“Ready?”
>You nod with a look of certainty in your face.
>“Ok, here goes.”
>She slowly descends herself down as your dick begins to melt inside her.
>She was tight.
>Very tight.
>In fact, you're shocked as your cock is only pulled in deeper by her strong muscles inside her.
>A shaky groan erupts from the both of you as Applejack finally reaches to the very base of your shaft.
>The wind of the night gives you a chill, but Applejack's insides make you and her shiver more.
>The mare sits there for a moment taking husky breathes as the two of you admire and appreciate the sensation of your large cock inside of her.
>It was incredible.
>Her warm and flowing pussy holds onto you tightly, constricting your cock in a blanket of gooey warmth.
>Applejack adjusts to your size all the while releasing some tiny moans of pleasure.
>She then raises herself from your pulsing erection, leaving your dick cold and missing the feeling of her blissful cunt wrapped around it.
>Then, she starts to sink down again,but not as slowly as when you had first penetrated her, yet not quick in speed.
>>25571749
>This was a steady speed, one that held a lot of pleasure like before.
>She moans aloud as she begins to ride you in this manner.
>You hold your hands onto her perfectly wide hips, occasionally squeezing her ass with a strong grip.
>Her lack of her protest and excited screams shows her satisfaction.
>The park picnic table creaks somewhat as she picks up her speed, bouncing up and down vigorously.
>You begin to thrust into the mare above as you look at her face.
>That rough and tough face with sangfroid was now reduced to a heaving girl who can hardly stand.
>Her mouth hangs open as she no longer makes noise with her deep (yet still remarkably female) voice.
>Instead, Applejack now squeaks, gasps, shrieks, moans, and occasionally screams in extreme spontaneous bursts of pleasure.
>The sounds only motivate you more while also keeping your mind focus on one thing and one thing only--her.
>You pump your shaft into Applejack as she in turn rides you harder, furiously landing on you while your cock goes deep where no other stallion has voyaged through before.
>You're practically slamming inside of her at this rate, but you two don't care.
>How could you when it feels this phenomenal?
>Applejack's screams start to rise as you could sense your climax approaching.
>Judging by the severity that her insides try to clench onto your prick, you assume she's nearly at her edge as well.
>You may have been pumping inside her vigorously earlier, but now you take it to the next level.
>>25571758
>You push all your energy to go as fast as you can, every fiber of your body, all of it focuses on her.
>Your speed isn't not consistent though....because you only go faster.
>Applejack sputters and fumbles with words and gibberish as she can only cry from the astonishing speed and force you slide into her with.
>You didn't know you could go this fast...but you love it.
>You have to hurry so she goes first, but the speed makes you wanna explode too.
>It doesn't matter, you have to go even faster.
>This feels so fucking amazing...so fast...
>RunBarryRun.jpg
>Finally efforts pay off as she becomes almost TOO overwhelmed with her immense pleasure.
>Her walls clench harder than previously, trapping your dick inside of her before you can pull out at top speed, yet you stop and hold your come in before you explode.
>The walls feel fantastic against your cock already, but it's absolutely maddening when the muscles begin to practically milk your dick.
>Applejack lets out her last--not to mention loudest--scream as she begins to burst with her juices, her fluids gushing all over your lower body.
>You finally allow yourself to lose it too as the tension that has been building up shoots as hard as a catapult.
>Your vision blurs as every muscle clenches in your human body just before everything blasts out of you into her.
>Then...
>>25571773
>Blank.
>Nothing but euphoria and pleasure takes you harder than it has ever before.
>You groan as your eyes roll up like Applejack's do.
>You both relish the incredible world of orgasm as you both make noises upon release.
>Your cock spurts out cum into her deep womb for who knows how many times, while she howls like a mad-mare as she shakes and trembles on top of you.
>Applejack also finds time to moan as the hot batter fills her up in her tummy.
>You both bask in the endorphin high while panting.
>After a few moments, Applejack collapses on your chest looking at you with satisfaction.
>“...Dayum. Th-that was amazin'...”
>You share her awe.
“Best sex of my life...”
>Applejack turns her head over to you with an eager face.
>“We definitely gotta do this again.”
>Lazily, you grab her Stetson hat, and place it on your head.
>You tip it with a proud smile.
“Eyup.”
END
>>25571618
>>25571659
>>25571678
>>25571707
>>25571725
>>25571739
>>25571749
>>25571758
>>25571773
>>25571774
I didn't do too badly, did I?
>>25571749
>dribbling cunt
uh, wat?
>>25571800
He probably meant dripping
>>25571787
Where's the bath?
>>25571811
I just dumped so the thread wouldn't die.
>>25571787
Pretty good,not gonna lie
Worth the fap
>>25568947
please go on
>>25563508
>>25563194
Holy shit I was right
+1 for Anon
>>25567508
The One and Only, Legendary /mlp/ branded Gay Bathhouse for all your horse-fucking needs
Bump 4 more >green
That makes me moist
>>25571800
Applejack cannot into basketball.
>>25562132
with seven of you?
one of you is bound to bite, but fuck it, make room.
>>25562194
I agree. This thread deserves decent green
>>25568947
Keep up the good green!
>>25563662
>>25563684
I have no idea why but this fucking obliterated my sides.
>>25578004
Okay, Anon.
>>25578087
I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable, Anon.
>>25578004
Great, second time this morning this board made me try to contain losing my sides at work and having me failure horribly.
why are we all equals signs?
>>25579563
the finale
>>25579615
Like...this board made that happen specifically for the finale?
cool. Haven't been to other boards today, so I didn't know.
>>25568947
glad to see the Shadowbolts in this
Insanebow gonna return?
>>25562132
tfw would never do this irl because babydick ;-;
>>25581787
Would toatally do this IRL because man cock.
>>25581787
>>25582027
would not not could not in a box with locks and a fox with socksbecause they're gross >no hooves
>>25571102
tfw marathoned through the last 15 or so eps of jojo this weekend
[actual spoilers ahead]>iggy
>avdol
>kakyoindio could have won at any point in the last 4 eps if he had just za warudo'd, taken a knife and slit a throat. seriously, he managed to kill kakyoin from 20 meters with one punch, why not do this to everyone when they were in the first room together? 5 seconds are not 5 seconds in stopped time apparently, so it would have been more than enough time.
Season finale has given birth to so many ideas for green. Hopefully enough to last a year.
>>25564365
hey man, jesus was nekkid with folk all the time. that's how you fished backthen, that's certainly how you got executed.. and ritual bathing was an important jew thing even before baptism, which was EXTRA naked.
no true christfag has trouble lettin his todger out
>>25568947
One interesting post per copule hours? Boy i know where this thread is heading.
Insanebow where are you?
>>25563194
>insanebow dash
aroused/10
>>25562132
>being nothing but another ingredient for their human soup
No thanks
>>25585672
>not wanting to soak in girl pee and pussy juices
>>25585672
>>25585955
This desu senpai
like seriously, it's like a marinade...for men.
puts hair on your chest, helps testosterone levels, all that biology bullshit.
>>25585998
It's like a natural penis enlargement spring.
>>25586182
Time to get a whole bunch of nude pretty teenage girls in a hot spring and pay to have men sit in it. one at a time so no cockblocks.
>>25586223
That would make a shitload of money.
>>25562678
>>25585955
>>25585998
i sure do love stds
>>25586516
jesus, you don't have to fuck them.
>>25562194
God dammit I need this
>>25562194
God fucking damn it boner it's not time for /ss/
>>25586912
The feeling my penis gets what I see this picture.
>>25586912
It's always time for /ss/
>>25586954
>no hooves
>getting a boner
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25587193
AUTISTS RAAAAAAA
>>25562194
Fucking this.
>>25587309
Why do you want the emotional scarring of a small boy?
>>25587376yes
>>25587437
I asked WHY!
>>25587472
>He doesn't want to get manipulated by teenage girls.
>>25587514
No no. that part is fine.
but why would you want a small boy being manipulated by teenage girls?
we don't want to fuck little Anon up, he's got so much to live for.
>>25587472
Because it's hot in a fictional sense.
>>25587551
Where do you think we are Anon?
>>25587622
/mlp/
but go ahead with your child molestation.
don't come crying to me when little Anon goes out partying every week when he's older and heavily drinking to forget or hide emotional trauma.
none of you think about the future!
>>25587551
>he's got so much to live for.
Apparently this doesn't include a harem of nubile and eager teenage girls
>>25587691
its fun now. but wait until he gets older.
then this >>25587680 will happen.
>>25587680
>having willing girls ride your kid cock
>emotional trauma
Yeah, that makes sense. I actually DIDN'T want to get my dick sucked when I was eleven! I just thought I wanted it, but it would have emotionally scarred me for life and I never would have recovered and I would end up living in a van down by the river!
Thanks for setting me straight, anon.
>>25587870
I'm glad you see the light Anon.
>>25578631
Still waiting to see them covered in cum like freshly glazed Krispy Kremes.
>>25566000
I'd think it was Slaneesh. Far too sexual. not enough blood for khorne
So.....what, we just dropped the bath house idea?
>>25588284
Yeah where the fuck is the writefag?
>>25588316
Ded
>>25588650
Sorry. I work the corner for my pimp on the weekends. I try to write but between work and family visiting my time is limited. I'll write after work.
>>25588786
Take your time writefagbut don't take too long.
>>25571800
drib·ble
ˈdribəl/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: dribbling
1.(of a liquid) fall slowly in drops or a thin stream.
>>25588786
Hope Jamal doesn't fuck you too hard. Waiting for you to continue.
Deed
Budumpibump
>still no green on best two cpa girls in a hot tub
>>25562132
>>25562194
>>25586912
>"H-Hold still Anon, just let your sister have a better look."
>you stopped moving around anxiously as you felt your older sister, Fluttershy, use her hands to caress and tug at your penis
>it felt weird but you were thankful that she arrived just in time to check in on you as you were changing clothes
>you were in your underwear as you noticed her standing at your doorway probably getting ready to tell you dinner was ready as she always does
>you thought it was strange how she didn't move and her eyes were wide as she stared in your direction
>she then quickly moved in and closed the door behind her as she knelt down in front of you
>"D-Don't worry Anon, I...I just need to see something."
"W-What's wrong?!"
>"Quiet down! I mean...nothing's wrong silly. Your big sister is just worried about something she saw."
>you felt scared but those fears began to vanish as she hugged you
>"You trust your big sister, don't you Anon?"
"Y-Yes but...but what's wrong?"
>"I just need to check your penis. It's perfectly normal for me to make sure my little brother is alright."
"Should I get Mom and Da-"
>"NO! I mean...no Anon, I don't want to worry them over what could be nothing."
>Fluttershy then placed a finger on your lips
>"So let's just keep this between us, okay?"
>she smiled as you nodded your head in agreement
>she then moved your hands to your side and her eyes grew wide once more as she slowly pulled your underwear down to your knees
"So...i-is something wrong sis? Am I going to be okay?"
>Fluttershy said nothing at first and continued to touch your penis but then looked up at you and then to the door
>she then quickly pulled up your underwear and got up to leave the room
>"E-Everything's fine Anon. Dinner's ready so h-hurry up and get dressed."
>she then placed her finger on her lips
>"and remember, nothing's wrong so you don't need to tell Mom and Dad. Okay?"
"Okay, thanks sis!"
>"Of course Anon, what are big sisters for?"
>>25592629
Y-you can't just stop there.
>>25592629
>Fluttershy made one last glance down at your underwear and pulled out her phone as she walked out into the hallway
>you then went to your drawer and pulled out your favorite skull t-shirt along with matching shorts
>your mom hated them but your dad thought they looked cool for your age
>you put on a pair of flip-flops and left your room to see your sister pacing back and forth in front of her room right across from you
>today was Spaghetti and Meatball Monday and your sister managed beat you to the dinner table every time since you could remember
>so you were surprised that she's just giggling on the phone and you managed to overhear some of the conversation
>"Twilight trust me, you're never going to believe it!"
>"That's right, five bucks! This show isn't free."
>"I couldn't even get both hands on it, you can also tell-"
>Fluttershy stopped speaking when she noticed you approach
>she placed her hand over the phone and whispered for you to go on without her
>you shrugged your shoulders and made your way downstairs catching the alluring smell coming from the kitchen
>"Hey champ, got a plate right here with your name on it."
>your dad placed a steaming plate of spaghetti on your side of the table and looked around
>"Where's your sister?"
"U-Upstairs talking on the phone."
>"Well, guess you finally managed to beat her this time. Eh, champ?"
>he playfully punched your shoulder as he sat down at a chair next to you
>"Why you guys look like you could eat a horse!"
>your mom came and placed a huge plate of spaghetti right in front of your dad as he rubbed his hands together
>he then placed his arms around her waist and pulled her in for a kiss
>she laughed and then noticed your shirt
>"Anon, why must you always wear that dreadful thing?"
>"Let him enjoy it honey, he looks like a badass."
>"Don't encourage him. Now what's taking that girl so long? She's never late for Spaghetti and Meatball Monday."
>>25562275
>>25562384
U-umf!
God she is so hot!
>>25593331
>just got out of the shower
>urge to masturbate: rising
God damn it.
>>25588786
you got a pastebin or something mate? anything else you've written? i like the style
>>25593331
>"I'm never late so don't start without me!"
>Fluttershy rushed into the kitchen and took her seat next to you as mom prepared her a plate
>"Well sweetie, Anon beat you to the punch this time."
>"Oh he's just lucky Twilight called!"
>your mom sat at the opposite end from you placing a plate in front of Fluttershy and another in front of her at the table
>"Alright, who's turn is it to say grace?"
>"I'll go it this time honey, we need to get this dinner train rolling."
>your mom sighed as each of you bowed your heads and your dad said a few words
>when he was finished, he picked up a fork and wasted no time rushing down food bite after bite
>"So how's Twilight doing?"
>"She's doing well Mom, she wants to come over with a few friends later on today."
>"Perhaps you should clean up your room before then."
>"Mom, my room looks fine!"
>your dad stopped eating and raised an eyebrow in response
>"I hope you girls aren't planning to use the pool."
>"We're just going to hang out and watch TV or something."
>your dad looked unconvinced before turning his attention to you
>"So champ, what did you do today?"
>you noticed Fluttershy was also looking at you intensely
"I dunno...played a few games I guess."
>"Why don't you go outside once and awhile? We really need to work on your throwing arm."
"I guess so."
>your dad looked down and appeared to be in deep thought before taking another bite
*ding dong* *ding dong*
>"That must be her!"
>Fluttershy got up from her seat and went to the front door
>"Already? Did she speed here?"
>you were trying to get the longest twirl of spaghetti on your fork as Fluttershy returned with three girls standing next to her
>"I'm sure you already met Twilight. These are her friends Rarity and Rainbow Dash."
>"Nice to meet you girls. Are any of you hungry? Would you like something to drink?"
>"We're fine. How's it going Anon?"
>you looked up to see Twilight waving at you with her friends snickering behind her
>>25594208
>saying grace
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
Di can't silence my inner fedora
>>25594208
Continue god damn it, who gave you right to stop?!
>>25594401
Dear Lord,
I pray for this faggot neck beard in hope that one day they may stop being such a faggot and just accept and or deal with things in life even if they don't like it, I pray also for all the other similar faggots and hope that they too can just stop being just so, may it be that one day life on this board and all the others may be better.
Amen.
>>25593656
http://pastebin.com/u/Insanebow_Dash
Don't thank me till he adds this story.
>>25595351thanks
>>25595167
sounds like one of those nigger twitter things
>>25594401
>"I'm so close minded i will rip on people that i think are close minded"
I'm not even religious, but you're merely being an ass. What happend to humility?
>>25595898
It died with Religion, Ironically.
>>25595898
i try to just let other people do what they want mostly. i swear to god i'm not some fedora fag lecturing people about atheism all day long, but something about religious people just rubs me the wrong way. i don't usually say anything but i cant help getting mad. especially saying grace.
guess i'm a fedora after all
>>25562132
>you will never be a young teenage anon, sharing a hot tub with twilight
>she will never tease your hormonal urges as you play fight in the water
>she will never slip off her suit for you, letting you explore her body
>you will never squeeze and fondle twilight's beautiful little breasts underneath the hot tub water, teasing her hard nipples while engaging in tongue tennis
feels bad tbf
>>25596655
>I get assblasted when people genuinely try to be thankful for what they have and set aside a moment to acknowledge that.
>I'm not a Fedora.
>Guess I am a Fedora after all.
no shit sherlock.
>>25562253
Canon curves
>>25596721
GOD FUCKIN DAMN THOSE HIPS
>>25596721
fuck me, those hips.
>>25596721
>>25596743
>>25596744
Sunset's pony hips transferred well to the human world.
>>25596721
I would let that carry my seed for 9 months, you bet your ass.
so looks like the shimmer fags have taken over, might as well use the moment
anyone know of any good sunset fics?
i enjoyed 'sunset at the stables', although the ending gets a little autistic and the writer was a fag. i'd still recommend if anyone is looking for something like that.
http://pastebin.com/5KapHt8E
>>25596701
well, good to know where i stand in life at least. time to buy a katana and a trench coat
>>25596873
>>25596895
>>25596912
>>25596918
>>25596939
>>25596939
Has a sun on her bra and panties
cute...but kinda pointless.
>>25597007
how do you mean? pointless in an artistic sense?
>>25596912
pic related
>>25596918
>Rainbow's ass.
>Pinkie's tits.
>>25597041
Pointless in a practical sense.
few people who will see that bra and panties will see them for long except for her.
>>25597067
>Fluttershy's everything.
>>25597069
so you're saying underwear with any form of pictures or markings is pointless? what kind of sad world do you live in.
