612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 20).
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
It's nearly another weekend; though it may mean slightly less in summer, it's still as happy an excuse as any to have a reason to wind down and relax before whatever evening plans might come into play tomorrow. Maybe a good time to look over a schedule, too - are there any upcoming rare critter sights Fluttershy could experience? Her first breezies trip was invitational, so some ponies are keeping track of this sort of thing.
>>27888952
Previous thread.
>filly
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction: Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discord:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's role-playing game session.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>butts
>Colt
>Emprah
I make a living as a hired cuddler.
Just give me a name, and they'll be cuddled before nightfall.
Pony checked your pantry and chucked everything that contained HFCS
>tiddos
Pony reminded you that only fuckboys use HCFS
>>27894249
would you smooch that filly on the forehead and wish her a good day at school
>>27894222
>>27894226
>>27894249
NOI
O
I
>>27894262
>>27894253
do the equestria girls ever suck on one another's bazongas
aww yeah time for pre-friday horses
Aunt Orange speaking in slang to Apple Bloom.
>>27894281
>new shout comic sooon
this is a good thing
>>27894281
>James bond becomes a horse
>>27894253
>>27894292
its nice to have things to look forward to!
Quick, I need images of dancing ponies and have none!
Goodnight Anon
>>27894253
hips>ass>>>>>>>>tits
>>27894281
Man equstria's weather can be really treacherous
>>27894317
EVERYONE DO THE CUNT!
man i just want to sit around in public in equestria and stroke myself to ponies as they walk by
Remember to give the pony at least 3 hours of oralcare, they have very sugary diets..
rip france
>>27894328
My nigga.
Hmm. I don't have very many hip pictures. You have any big-hipped pony pics?
>>27894346
>caring about France
>>27894341
can i suck their dicks afterwards?
>>27894213
>>27894353
But anon that isn't a pony.
>>27894360
Horse moms
>>27894368
That's your prerogative.
>>27894373
Right. Do you have any you can post?
Would you watch an episode starring Sir Spike (Spike's fantasy self from ADAPS and DPDOMS) that parodies action movies, complete with explosions and corny one-liners?
![lauren_faust___in_equestria_girls_style_by_canterlotian-d7uwhze[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gS2vjnE.png "lauren_faust___in_equestria_girls_style_by_canterlotian-d7uwhze[1].png")
>>27894394
use Google
>>27894397
Only if all the other parody characters are the rest of the cast with some decent background pones.
>>27894405
why does this exist
>>27894210
The show could always use more ponies in cute outfits
>>27894389
you're a prerogative
>>27894417
I really, REALLY wish we got a whole episode of her in that outfit. I was hoping the Breezies episode was going to be just her alone in the Breezie's native land. Exploring, documenting, living with them. Almost like a parody of the woman who lived with the gorillas.
>>27894261
i'd give her one or two good orgasms before sending her off to school
Filly wants to be an anthro when she grows up.
Filly wants to be as ugly as you someday.
>>27894417
>>27894430
I kinda wished the show used Fluttershy's affinity for animals like they did during the first comic arc.
>>27894417
post more fluttershy
i like her very much
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBdZghW67aAdAS4/giphy.gif
Filly wants to become your bride someday.
>>27894412
Some people are ignorant of the whole production story.
>>27894467
Can do
>>27894467
Yeah, alright.
>>27894353
What happened to Joey Darkmeat?
Ded?
I miss the hips
>>27894467
Here.
Here's your dumbass yellow stupid do-nothing peta horse.
she is too perfect for this world
>>27894475
AN so she will be
>>27894496
flutters and dash are such good friends
>>27894522
Remember that time she sung with Rainbow Dash about animals?
Remember that time she asked if they should sing it again?
>>27894550
>>27894555
this ponies are too gay for each other
>>27894475
Great.
Which CMC will get married first?
>>27894560
Ponies aren't gay, they're just indiscriminately affectionate. It catches other species off guard at first but in the end it rubs off on them too.
>>27894475
Ew no.
>>27894571
The little apple
To me
>>27894571
Apple Bloom to that one Norwegian anon who really likes Tender Taps.
>>27894588
why are norwegian so gay
>Fluttershy goes to a nature preserve to live with and observe the wild bears in the area
>After a few months she decides to extend her stay, but everyone warns her that they normally get more aggressive during that time since they're getting ready for hibernation
>Gets mauled to death and her bisected corpse is found with audio recording of her dying screams
>>27894571
Apple Bloom will get knocked up one of these days. It will be a shotgun wedding.
Filly has some assembly required.
>>27894550
>That Lyra recolor
>>27894598
No.
Bad Anon.
>>27894598
>Wins an Oscar
>>27894635
>Lumineko
>>27894588
Maybe i should marry both of them.
>>27894579
that reminds me
i haven't jacked off to ember in a while
can you imagine her stroking you up and down with her dainty hand?
can you imagine inserting your full length into her hot, wet, tight cloaca, filling her like she's never been filled before?
>>27894640
I like lumineko
Pony is clamoring for reform
>>27894660
Then you have shit taste
>>27894651
can anyone link me to some good dragoness porn?
>>27894666
>>27894662
Pony wants chloroform?
Ok
>>27894675
It's ok anon, i think their stuff is decent
>>27894651
You have my attention, Anon. What are you going to do with it?
>>27894671
>no hooves
Gas yourself
scalies
>>27894686
>>27894697
Dude, I will sink it into anything as long as it's not human.
>>27894697
This
ember pretending not like being fucked hard by you when secretly shedoes
Filly made a breakfast for you
>>27894697
Sure, My waifu farts are fucking amazing
>>27894729can't feel it because your human penor isn't hardcore enough
ftfy
>>27894685
she wants to change an existing policy
>>27894731
t-thanks filly
Filly asks you to provide the alcohol for her party tonight.
Remember to teach your filly how to be a proper lady.
https://derpibooru.org/1137610
>>27894789
Never.
Filly should naught but fillydom.
>>27894787
Get her a bunch of non alcoholic beer and premixed virgin drinks.
Laugh when they talk about how drunk they are.
Pony says she was well within her rights to shoot you, as you were trespassing on her property and violated her NAP.
Colt killed you in a fit of gay panic defense.
>>27894799
>it's not shit
>>27894837
>No hooves
>not shit
Fucking neo-MLPG
>>27894848
I wanna grab that tongue.
>>27894848
It's not anthro and it's not humanized ponies though. It's a cute show-accurate dragon and a wimpy human insertion.
>>27894864
Anon there are NO HOOVES in that picture
Zero
Therefore thinking it isn't garbage is objectively wrong
DUDE
https://derpibooru.org/1134043god this stuff really hits the spot
>>27894875
Why are dragons so fuckable?
>>27894875
Welp', time to visit /aco/ for somexeno_____
>>27894828
I think i could take on coltbut this is a legitimate fear of mine.When stallion finds out I "fought" colt and tried to "come on to him" by pinning him in his rage I'm going to get the shit stomped out of me by his big brother anyway though.
>>27894885
I preferdorks
>>27894875
It's pretty fantastic.
https://derpibooru.org/1137610
This is my favorite.
Dragons are not for sexual.
>>27894922
I disagree.
>>27894910
>"Anon? Ember? Hey, I found those gems you said you needed for th-"
>'HAAA~ YEAH, ANON, F-FUCK, OH ,OH, OH, OHHH YEAH, HARDER!!~'
>Spike's head began the slowest downward descent as his feet came into view
>Then tear drops on the dirt next to them
>>27894922
Dragons are one of the few things that are very much for sexual.
Is the show too slice of life?
>(2) War Fillies have joined your party
>>27894964
No
the show needs to be more slice of life
>>27894965
breed them
>>27894990
They should do an Amending Fences type episode for all the other 5.
>>27894922
Dragons are not even for interesting.
>>27894992
>>27895012
more must be made for the effort
>>27894990
>the show needs to be more slice of life
The last time they did that everyone here got mad over a really fun episode.
>>27894804
>fillydom
>>27895052
*cringe
>Nice footage
fuck this I'm getting drunk tonight
>>27895068
>cringing over SoL
you must have embarrassment problems
>>27895012
Breed all the fillies
And all the colts too
>>27895068
>one kind of crappy part
>OH GOD THE WHOLE EPISODE IS CRINGE I CAN'T DEAL
>>27895098
Why are mares and fillies so pretty?
>>27895052
>everyone here
A handful of autismotrons isn't everyone.
If she has a butt stamp she's good to bang.
>>27895111
Well obviously it isn't but the only thing that's ever posted here when it's brought up is people bitching about meme episodes and pandering. It's almost as bad as people whining about shimmer.
>>27895144
Shimmer is 0pone, though.
>>27895144
plenty of people posted about how much they enjoyed it
>>27895152
That's a lie.
>>27895152
Shimmer is the prettiest pone ever you fuckign faggot
>>27895156
Eh, so long as it's the pone version\
I'm gonna dis anyway
>>27895156
The last time I saw that was when it actually aired. Afterwards it was all a clusterfuck.
>>27895198
I think you might have a slight case of the confirmation bias. Or maybe i do.
I see more praising of the episode than the opposite. Only thing i see everyone agreeing being shit is the music horse scene.
>>27895169
>Sunset as that crazy girl in school who thinks she's "transpony". All her past boyfriends know she's fucking crazy.
I could see it.
>>27895231
...Still would
>>27895218
I don't know what to tell you, man. I know I can't be in every single general but I've seen the episode brought up a lot since it first aired and almost everyone I've seen seems to revile it for reasons I can't understand. But yeah, the music horse scene being subpar is universally agreed upon.
Also fuck, I love posting Derpy.
>>27895174
Was the prettiest pone LOL
I want to tie Ember's legs together and forcefully give her a pedicure.
>>27895231
Pretty sure she grew out of that being human for a few years.
>>27895238
Would you let her put her bdsm bridle gear on you? Would you neigh while you mount her?
>>27895262
There's something incredibly sad about that.
>>27895241
Wh doesn't
>>27895279
What's sad about it
>>27895283
Heathens.
>>27895315
Savages
>>27895285
Something about being teased for being weird and intentionally acting differently so it stops happening.
We're talking about a non-canon Sunset Shimmer though. Sunset probably showed up at school like she fucking owned the place from day 1 and makes Twilight Sparkle's stumbling in the human world make her look borderline retarded.
>>27895322
Barely even human.
>>27895262
No
Sunset is a ponykin and everyone else needs to check their human privilege since they never have to suffer through having a body that they have to learn how to adapt to all on their own without help and fitting into a world that they shouldn't be in
Fucking shitlords
>>27895343
Wow, her hair's kind of pretty that way.
>>27895279
I'd like to think she'd make horse noises in coitus.
>>27895345
Long hair is the prettiest hair.
>>27895335
Too kind.
I'd call them fully human. Nonponies.
>maybe mlpg will be fun tonight!
>more fucking shimmershitposting
>>27895345
But it's pretty all the time
>>27895353
how long are we talking
rapunzel-length?
>>27895372
Yeah but being full straight instead of wavy is really nice.
>>27895349
Well yes, she definitely will. There will also be lots of snorting and affectionate nibbling. Maybe some light farting.
But she wants you helping her get off and that's what she wants.
1-3:stram
4-6:draw
7-9:vid
dubs/0: beb
>>27895197
the pone version is always the right version
FUCK OF EQGFAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27895383
stram draw
man i had a terrific cum to those ember animations
>>27895386
>>27895386
>>27895378
Even the hair on the Equestria Girls is atypically long and that's hot (obviously because dolls). It basically goes to their butts. Just that length is great to see in person. There's an obscene amount of care behind the scenes to make that kind of hair to look good.
>>27895358
But even nonpone Derp is adorable.
>>27895421
No.
What would the Mane Six, Spike, and Starlight's favorite old Nickelodeon show be?
>>27895407
>Masturbating to no hooves
Mate..........
>>27895383
what stram
>>27895445
Changelings are full of GUTS.
>>27895430
dude a pony couldn't jack you off as well as ember could with those pretty little claws of hers
>>27895427
>rejecting Derpy in any manner
Filly is dressed as a businessmare.
>>27895465
I'd rather jack a pony off though. I want to reach around their tummy and fiddle with their bits.
>>27895418
what are those fuckhuge boots for
is the ground really hot in their world
Filly is ded
>>27895466
Derpy is a pony
If it's not a pony it can not possibly be Derpy
>>27895474
i want a filly to sit in my lap as i slowly rub her clit in circles until she squirts all over the both of usi love how you can talk about the pedoist shit and say it's about fillies
>>27895486
I respectfully disagree.
How about anthro Derpy?
>>27895488
Go to /a/, you can do the same but with loli instead.
>>27895478
It's just the style of the time. In 10 years they'll all laugh at it and wonder what the hell they were thinking.
Daaaapi
>>27895501
No.
>>27895514
Are you sure?
>>27895519
Yes.
>>27895527
Why not?
>>27895505
i want all those equestria girl feet in my face
don't judge me
>>27895501
Fuck no
>>27895552
I don't get your fetish sexually, but I can respect it.
Derptails.
>>27895539
Because anthro never looks right.
It has no cohesion and it's 99% oversexualized garbage anyways.
>>27895559
what's wrong with what she's looking at
You wouldn't say no to a cute filly.
>>27895609
Tomatoes are poisonous to a lot of animals. I'm betting the joke is tomatoes are too.
>>27895628
>>27895609
>>27895629
I butchered that last sentence, but you get the idea: horses can't do tomatoes.
I guess ketchup is fine though.
>>27895624
That i would not.
Filly can do me any way she wants.
>>27895657
I want to be that ball.
>>27895369
It's never fun here.
>>27895645
Well MLP horses aren't real horses and they have eaten shit on the show that would kill normal horses
>>27895686
Are you saying horses aren't supposed to eat cake? Because I don't believe you.
>>27895686
horses never die
>>27895710
But they can be killed.
Would you hug a chubby pony?
>>27895754
Only if she goes on a diet
Now that pony is dead, filly will take the reins of the business.
>Anon, my child.
>>27895858
Yup, I love her.
>>27895814
why do you want to be pony's child
>>27895814
>"Anonymous, my son."
>>27895865
Question:
How do I file for a waifu divorce?
I think I'm in pony love
>>27895976
How's that different from regular love?
your mom wants to know why you aren't married yet
>>27895980
there's at least 1 pony involved
kloudmutt can't draw
>>27895986
I'm 22.
>>27895986
You're the only one for me, ma
>>27896004
>>27895986
But I live with my parental units. They know I'm a friendless NEET.
>>27895986
But I'm married.
>>27896014
>>27894964
>>27894990
There is no slice of life
>>27896023
NOI
(and her friend)
>>27895858
>Nu-Glim
>>27895986
My mom doesn't bother me with that
Maybe when I'm in my 30s, but I'm starting to think she has given up
>>27896023
A U R O R A
>>27895986
Haven't met the right stallion yet.
>>27896067
An aurora borealis? In this climate? At this time of year? Centralized in your kitchen?
...Can I see it?
