612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Previous thread: >>27882256
this thread is claimed in the name of
TIDDIES
>filly
filly tiddies
>>27888956
http://i.imgur.com/qGWoiag.png
Panku's pom poms
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27888969
I want to rest my face in Pank's funbags.
>>27888952
Really? In the OP? You couldn't have given me a few posts?
>>27888988
I want to rest my gonads in Ponk's ovaries
>>27888992
She'll come around, right?
I want to have an intimate relationship with something that's cute.
I've stopped caring what.
Would bizarro Rainbow Dash be a nice lady or a boring lame-o?
>>27888952
Horse panties are pretty great.
>>27889006
Small dogs can be fun if you're okay with the responsibility.
Wait, how intimate?
>>27889024
Also sapient Anon.
>>27889029
Oh.
Well shit.
That narrows it down pretty well then. So a cute boy or girl.
>>27889011
An interesting, non-childish pony with a pleasant voice, capable of having a conversation without bragging about meaningless shit and using the words "cool" and "awesome" every five seconds
>>27889024
cats are better
>>27889053
Sorry. I thought he wanted a relationship, not a roommate.
You ever wonder if it's time
>>27889046
Yeah but she wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING in under 10 seconds
>>27888982
>>27889058
Nostalgia time? Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV2rM672HhE
>>27889071
Painfully slow and meticulous? She could be fun.
>>27889053
Mah nigga.
Those who hate cats are just shit pet owners
>>27889076Please touch me, Princess Celestia
>>27889058
It's ALWAYS time:
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27889076
>Nostalgia time?
More like cute time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8u9kb8ZRx4
>>27889087
I want to touch Celestia.
>>27889103
Please do not touch the princess.
how many fillies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>27889113
I'm gonna touch her.
>>27889125
>>27889129
Look at that GLORIOUSLY pear shaped body.
HORSE _____
Have we ever ended a season without the announcement of the next season before?
1-3:draw
4-6:plam
7-9:beb
dubs/0:vid
>>27889162
I want to say they hadn't announced S2 before S1 ended.
>>27889167
Have a good beb.
>>27889159
POLITICS.
>>27889171
No, S2 was announced before Lauren left, and Lauren left right when S1 ended.
>>27889167
I want to snuggle that mare so bad
>>27889187
Do you want to paint her insides?
I want the mare to snuggle me.
butts!
>>27889212
I want her to show me her interior designs
>>27888952
That's a nice Dashass
>>27889231
Another cold war might mean another space race, right?
Why not spice up your hotwings?
>>27889269
you're a nie dash ass
Nerd ponies
>>27889294
I just like it when the ponies look flustered about being dressed up.
>when work calls you on your day off
Sometimes I think personal phones were a mistake. Ponies have it right to not even have them in their homes.
Fluttershy picked out a movie for movie night
>>27889427
fluttershy is cute
>>27889446
>She's the 72 cutest animal
I wish Starlight was my mom.
wish i had some ass to eat right now
I wish I was a cute animal so fluttershy would kiss me.
her nickname is The Suck Machine
>>27889427
>If you blow yourself up you get 72 cute animals in the afterlife!
all the other kids with the pumped upclits
>>27889541
I wish she was my girlfriend
>>27889585
i am on a list for reading this now
>>27889599
Is there a unicorn who isn't well off?
>>27889602
Just being on 4chan probably gets you on several lists.
>>27889611
>some asshole may have to look through all my inane pony posting to see if there is anything relevant among it
>>27889608
Trixie? she lives in a small wagon.
>>27889616
I wonder if Metals is still in prison.
>>27889619
Maybe she likes living in a small wagon and traveling around Equestria?
>>27889622
He was here a few weeks ago and iirc he was never in jail.
Dear anons, I haven't been on this board in about 3 years, and the last season I watched is season 3 I think. Can some kind anons fill me in on what has happened in the last 3 years in the mlp community (show, spin-offs, fandom etc)
Much appreciated!
>>27889659
We dead. Show is shit. Don't come back.
>>27889659
That's pretty hot.
>>27889659
it's the slow time, and i don't really follow the fandom
show got better after season 3, season 5 might be the best overall
shiny and cantdance had a babby
>>27889659
Hello AppleDan
>>27889611
>can't find my "MLPG in court" screencap anymore
>>27889682
Got you covered, brochacho.
>>27889702
>starting every sentence with "greater than"
4chan in court has always been a great source of amusement
>"Mr. Poole, would you be so kind and explain what a newfag is?"
i need to sleep holy fuck
dream of pon mlpg
>>27889760
He is over doing the *noise* joke. It stop being funny the first ten times already.
I still can't believe marshmallow ponies get me this horny.
>>27889760
>sweaty horse noises
Unf.
>>27889800THIS PENIS IS TOO HARD
Are there pony grad students?
>>27889858
I know she's too slutty to ever say that but hearing that in her voice has got me on edge now.
>>27889872
they forgot to color devilra's cutie mark
>>27889860
Moondancer
>>27889860
twilight, moondancer, sunset is doing a research study in the high school dimension
you are at a pony sex party when you see your waifu
she has 7 dicks inside her
what do
>>27889931
now it's 8
>>27889931
find eight stallions and try and beat her record
probably die in the attempt
>>27889931
whack it
>>27889946
is her ass inflating
>>27889968
yes
Nyx wants you to braid her mane
>>27889995
ponies are so cutedo you have the story time one
>>27890001
I don't understand braiding
>>27889931
why have i never been invited to a pony sex party
>>27890001
braid her mane... with a saw
>>27890006
because you're not a pony
you really need to get on that already
>>27890002
Gotcha covered.
>>27890013
I love it
I love the Wonderbolts
they're so great
>>27890009
thanks for announcing this
>>27890023
you're absolutely welcome.
>>27890017
>>27890030
>wave chill
>>27890030
>join the Wonderbolts
>Put on goggles and collect a second paycheck
>>27890030
Proof Cloudchaser is the superior twins.
>>27890017
>>27890030
>Everyone is posed like they are supposed to.
>Dash and Sunshower fuck it up.
God, it's like class pictures all over again.
So what kind of magic does Shining Armor have and are there any other unicorns who learnt it the same way he had.
>>27890017
i wonder if they fuck fans after the show
>>27890065
they're too busy fucking each other
constantly
all the time
>>27890030
>Pizzelle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle
>>27890071
anon I know your cocklust knows no boundaries but you just used a proper spelling first
>>27890070
i wonder what it would be like to be in peak physical condition and surrounded by other humans in peak physical condition all the time
probably would constantly have your dick wet
i'd definitely be down to try gay stuff if all the guys were super hot too
>>27890065
>"terrible filly rape scene"
>>27890094
>if all the guys were super hot too
and they would be
because they're stallions
>6:13 Stranger than fanfiction - written byMike Vogel
who worried here
>>27890113
literally no one if they're still watching the show at this point
>>27890098
i want to suck soarin's dick
but not in a gay way
>>27890071
>The bear in the coat of arms of Appenzell is represented pizzled, and omission of this feature was seen as a grave insult. In 1579, the pizzle was forgotten by the printer of a calendar printed in Saint Gallen, which brought Appenzell to the brink of war with Saint Gallen.
you forgot to print our bear mascot's erect cock
prepare to die
>>27890140
...how would you manage that?
>>27890140
>not being full homo for the cute ponies
never gonna make it
>>27890157
balls only
>>27890036
That's my favorite genre of music
>>27890160
dude that's way gayer than a normal blowjob
>>27890206
says who
>>27890226
Anon is obviously an expert in faggotry.
>>27890273
>>27890061
I'm trying my hardest not to be ultra triggered about this custom.
GIVE DRAW REQUEST SO I WON'T BE MAD ABOUT IT
>>27890274
>
>>27890276
STALLIONS
NUZZLING
STALLIONS
sweetie belle asks you what a lolicon is
Uh oh, what's she planning?
>>27890282
that might be worse
>>27890284
Fanciers of lolicorns, obv
>>27890320
I can grab stuff too.
>>27890292
i edit card
>>27890333
but why
I woke up at a bad time againI had a dream I spent over $300 on a poorly made plush of Mrs.Cake and I was really excited about it
>>>27890094
This is exactly what happens at the Olympics actually. You have no idea how many condoms they buy.
>>27890334
because i didn't like the to/from lines and signature
>>27890292
The same thing she plane every night Pinkie.
Trying to take over the world.
>>27890335
live your dreams, man
I'm pretty sure $300 would get you a couple of poorly made cake plushes or maybe one big but poorly made one
>>27890276
Shining Armor's mini army
>>27890343
Covered in googly eyes.
>>27890342
But I want a decently made cake mom
I woke up and thought I was making bad purchases while tired again.
>>27890276
draw a grumpy pon
filly or mare
>>27890347
>I woke up and thought I was making bad purchases while tired again.
Been there, thought that.
>Wake up thinking I drunkenly bought over a grand of plushes.
>Realize it was just a dream.
>I made those purchases months ago when I was sober!
![[O Fortuna starts playing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/avz9Yg7.jpg "[O Fortuna starts playing].jpg")
>>27890373
I really hate fags
no offense
>>27890358
My biggest fear is waking up one day and finding out I spent all my cash on pony merch
something really lewd and incredibly degenerate at the same time, disgusting anyone normal enough right away so long, black bars can engulf the whole thread while a single sweetie belle poster complains about it
>>27890377
Well I really hate your waifu
>>27890378
Could be worse, could be furry OC porn and your mom kicking you out of the house
>>27890400
But I don't live with my mom.
I could buy all the furry porn I wanted.
>tfw your two favorite artist don't do commissions
>>27890403
KNOT ME ROOGLES
>>27890403
Celestia has a really long horn
>>27890413
And Luna has a really long second horn.
y'all
>>27890422
Hi Applejack
>>27890338
Well fuck, the Olympics look a lot different to me now that I'll be thinking about all the hot gay sex going on after dark.
>>27890403
Also hi
pink party pony
lol Russia's banned from competing in the 2016 Olympics thanks to their rampant, state sponsored drug cheating.
>>27890435
Puffy pink pony pussy
>>27890451
huge futa mare cock
>>27890453
Frighteningly Ferocious Futa mare
>>27890413
>>27890456
It really gives a Gandalf vibe when she's in tiny pony houses.
>>27890455futa rogue trader Rarity
>>27890461
I think that was kind of the point, considering she stands a good head and shoulders above ponies.
>>27890461
Celestia had Tirek blow up the tree castle so should could visit her student in a place with doorways she didn't have to duck under!
It all makes sense!
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES!
>>27890479
ILLIAS WANTED TWILIGHT TO KILL THE MONSTER LORD SO SHE COULD TAKE OVER!
>>27890482
Is there any way to paint Tirek as not 100% awful?
What if ponies were much worse creatures back then? You know, 1000 years ago. Much further back than that, they *were* so awful the Windigos showed up. If they didn't have effectively immortal, and benevolent leaders who knows what kind of corruption would take place in their government.
>>27890487
No, not really. Tirek is just the dragon balls Z villain, meant for dumping the rest of the animation budget into a stupid fight.
>>27890489
sex with pinkie would be so weird
>>27890489
>those last few frames where self-doubt, self-pity and all those "oh god why am I doing this" sets into her mind
perfetto.
>>27890487
If Discord is a Tzeentch-like, Tirek was their Khorne-like.
The Princesses may have kept him around for a while as a beat-stick for unruly neighbors until he started thinking he was "people".
>>27890493
It would be so fun though. And I bet she'd be surprisingly good at it.
>>27890490
>Stupid fight
>>27890500
well of course she'd be good at it but the balloons and confetti and her hilarious knock-knock jokes while you're trying to concentrate on not cumming too fast could be a bit much
>>27890501
It was pretty dumb.
>>27890493
It would be soreal
>>27890507
Your mom was pretty dumb.
>>27890507
I agree. But dumb things can be fun and enjoyable.
>>27890517
I never said it wasn't fun. But it was still dumb.
>>27890517
That pretty much sums up the ride.
>>27890518
>I liked it.
>But I didn't like it.
The fuck logical boomerang is this?
>>27890528
Are you so fucking retarded that you cannot grasp that people can enjoy something while criticizing it?
>>27890533
Criticizing something means you hate it, this is the kind of bullshit that needs to be banned from this board.
Criticism has cost us so many artists and creators because of hate speech.
>>27890548
Here's your (you)
>>27890548
Yeah, I agree. We should adopt Reddit's goodthink policy and immediately ban anyone expressing any negative thoughts, so our double plus good general can prosper with double plus good art.
>>27890548
We never had criticism
Just shitposters
>>27890561
Yeah, all criticism is just shitposting.
In fact, all talks that aren't lewdposting and imageposting is shitposting. Show discussion is the worst kind.
>Today is National Tape Measure Day
>>27890568
>You're bigger than this entire tape is long!
>>27890565
This post is shitposting, it's shitposting all the way down!
>>27890571
Can we get to the not!Shitposting lewdposting yet?
>>27890570
unf
>>27890574
I already miss WOY
Pony unfriended you after she found out you use products with HFCS
![Lauren_Faust,_2012_WonderCon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNs4kdV.jpg "Lauren_Faust,_2012_WonderCon[1].jpg")
>Powerpuff Girls Go!
Just fuck my shows up
>>27890588
I don't.Only Hater.
HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN
>>27890599
PPG wasn't her show
>>27890608
Still animated it.
>>27890584What else is long, thick and gets a lot of action?
Do we need to change the batteries again?
>>27890614
What?
>>27890615
So?
>>27890599
What?
>>27890623
So?
>>27890628
What?
>>27890628
Nigga what are you talking about?
>>27890614
>>27890628
Stop shitposting bro
Uh-oh
They needed to suck it all up for the stupid shit
You know what would be great?
A episode with these two.
I still hope they'll do something because there's so many stories you could tell with them and it baffles me how they still don't have an episode.
The biggest golden opportunity was when Twilight became a princess and had to adapt to all the high society shit that she ill have to deal with and Rarity training her and stuff
There's also AJ and Fluttershy.
Bats was great and all but after the song it stopped being about them, which is a shame.
>>27890641
You're saying that like there is any creativity left in the show.
>>27890641
Yeah, in hindsight this show is just one missed opportunity after another.
>>27890652
It's not like the current seasons aren't fun and have interesting plots.
The problem is that you have so many opportunities because it has so many characters. Like you can come up with an interesting idea with any combination of two characters. And three characters. And so on.
They can only make so many episodes.
I do wonder how many episode ideas were left on the cutting floor and how each episode idea is chosen.
Yes, seeing these two together would be lots of fun.
I'm kind of surprised they didn't do that with "Spice Up Your Life", actually.
>>27890662
Seeing as how many episodes in this season feel like cut S5 episodes, I assume they're sitting on a rather big pile at all times
ponyponyingpony
>>27890672
SCANDALOUS
OUTRAGEOUS
And probably illegal.
>>27890674Wanna find out, darling?
>>27890674
It is illegal.
Admittedly, ladies did not engage in casual acts of industrial espionage, but that was probably only because they lacked ambition.
ponyERPingpony
Ponyteasingpony
>>27890660
I want to pet her and smell her mane and coat.
>>27890688
I, too, want to rape you.
>>27890670
>Josh Haber's first season as script editor
>rummage through McCarthy's waste bin for scripts
>go home and retire after a long day's work
>>27890678
Who's that cute filly?
>>27890708
you know
>>27890721
>Hey look, Mom! That's Jupiter!
>>27890688
I want to smell her filly bits
