609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
For all of Rarity's celebrated successes, she's still a relative newcomer outside of Ponyville. Carousel Boutique may have attracted the attention of big names like Sapphire Shores and Hoity Toity, but even after breaking into the markets at Canterlot and Manehattan, she's still one of numerous other designers. What about the other fashion stores lining Saddle Row? How have they taken to their new neighbor?
>>27452958
Previous thread.
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
We need more horses, STAT!
>>27458579
>>27458602
>>27458602
I've got a lion and a zebra, will that help?
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27458625
>>27458636
Holy shit Twilight contain your lady-jizm
YOO-HOO!!~~
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY, AND I'M DOIN IT!
So.
Twilight invited another mare to come live with her in the castle.
>>27458695
man Celestia is done with her shit
>>27458618
Zebras are always helpful.
>>27458712
do all zebras have that giant ass mark?
do ponies have any cool words that have no english translation?
>>27458721
Only if their ass is big enough. Not having the ass mark is a great shame.
>>27458737
kwyjibo
>>27458742
fuck you filly I know what that means
assuming a zebra has zebra sence is not racist!
>>27458774
>assuming a nigger has bleeding gums is not racist
>>27458774
>>27458774
Do zebras also have that really distinct smell that black people have?
>>27458788
applejack did nothing wrong
this turned out stupid
applejack did some things wrong
Applejack is perfection.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
applejack is an apple
>>27458841
her power is maximum
>>27458830
its a website that combines two pictures like these
http://imgur.com/a/ue6ap
try to get what i combined into rarity
>>27458845
apples aren't even that great
You know someone should really update the /mlp/ team wiki page, the Match History is not complete, there is no Trivia no team History nothing the page looks empty on the outside, i look at other teams pages and i get disappointed they have so much written about them and a lot of other things that /mlp/ page looks small in comparison, why do we have so little information about our team?
>>27458830
>>27458848
how very curious
>>27458845
>>27458880
my mind is full of fuck
>>27458878
it was a picture of a massive horse dong but for some reason the neural network thing only focused on the balls
>>27458888
Algorithmically confirmed: Rarity loves the balls
>>27458880
those applejacks need apple cutiemarks for more fuck
3ft 2 and Tiara as hell, ah gotta get er' in the ground fore she starts to smell
>>27458830
i would say the robot really improved the ponut crack
>>27458884
Filly crashed PC again trying this shit.
>>27458888
Do I need to pay for this shit?
Fillies' cuteness is maximum.
>>27458914
https://dreamscopeapp.com/editor
the site is a bit shitty, its really slow
>>27458878
looks like rarity is suffering from some serious horn shrinkage there, i know how that is.
>>27458919
Time to cuddle filly.
derpibooru tried to name her pacificrimmer but the name molly is taking over now.
drug reference aside it is just a way cuter name for a pony
>>27458965
I'm much more okay with molly than pacific rim
what the fuck even is that name
>>27458958
I wonder if people like you are the reason why so many animators don't bother to do perspective correctly.
>>27458855
>our team
The one and only team mlpg has ever had was for TF2.
>>27458964
Scootaloo is most daughterable filly.
>>27458855
You are probably the only one who's interested in that.
So do it.
>>27458987
Most definitely.
>>27458983
What, i am talking about the 4CC team don't you know
What is it like to be Soarin'?
>>27459004
he always looks bagged, he must not rest much
>>27459002
Yeah, no one cares about it because it's not us.
>>27459004
the show makes him out to be a huge idiot so he must have coasted through life purely on good looks and natural talent.
he has the perfect easy life
>>27459002
mlpg isn't really associated with the rest of /mlp/
probably looks confusing, I know
Filly wants to be liked for her personality, not her looks.
>>27459004
he's constantly getting laid, but because his dick is so huge it's exhausting
>>27459004
Constantly surrounded by intensively competitive mares who enjoy teasing you suggestively but never make anything else of it.
thats enough of this, it wont let me make a moondancer out of diapers no matter what i try.
>>27459012
>>27459021
I see now then do you know where i can talk about the 4CC in /mlp/
>>27459063
right here
>>27459063
there's usually a thread going when it's going on, other than that you could try starting a thread of your own
>colt
>>27459116
go colts
>>27458855
Not true, the match history is complete with the Winter 16 matches, we got a detailed roster with pictures and retired players and everything.
If you want to write some fluff for the page then contact one of the managers and I'm sure if it's mostly accurate and grammatically correct they will gladly add it there.
>>27459172
alright, put it with the others
>>27459174
you fool
you've combined too many clouds
your home is now a fogbank
>>27459185
but I thought I was was just creating some cloud storage
>>27459216
we get it, you like your filly dress
>>27459249
you call that spinning
>>27459216
>Discord asking Rarity and Applejack if they could take him to the gala, instead of their own kid sisters.
>>27459251
>>27459260
I want her
>>27459260
better, I guess
still needs work though
>>27459269
Holy shit. I miss sound files.
>>27459269
I want to aggressively hug a pony.
>>27459265
I want her more.
>>27459302
Me too anon
>>27459307
That's not a pony tho
>>27459310
he can't tell the difference anymore
>>27459269
>>27459276
>>27459265
>>27459306
Colt already has filly
>>27459310
Shamwow is the poniest pony ever you triple nigger!
FILLY
JUST COCK VORED A MARE
O-WOAH-OH
>>27459393
why are you so intent on that
>>27459394
anon just found out his special talent is dick magic, so he's been going around cursing fillies with megacocks
>>27459394
hes a shitposter
remember that time you touched fluttershys butt
>>27459409
How could i ever forger
It was horrible
>>27459402
PUT HER MUZZLE TO HER SLIT
SUCKED BY DICK NOW SHE'S DEAD
>>27459409
>>27459265
This is an edit, right? Pony tongues are a brighter orange than that.
>>27459448
Scootaalo's are stained with Mexican spices.
>>27459454
>>27459445
I would a daapi
>>27459463
This will never not be my favorite piece of shit meme that we came up with.
>>27459484
It's so dumb but at the same time it kind of appeals to me.
>>27459340
>>27459492
>>27459496
This ship needs more haters.
>>27459492
You cannot stop the colt-filly love
>>27459526
>Colt and filly.
Gross, that's like straight and shit!!
>>27459454
>WHY DOES EVERYTHING I EAT TASTE LIKE TACOS?!
>>27459526
Scootaloo is more coltish than him, while Rumble is more fillysh than Scoots is.
>>27459533
>What's so wrong with eating tacos, my friends say I eat them all the time.
>>27459569
Do you think we will see Gilda again?
Will she fall for the buzzer again forgetting Pinkie is an asshole?
>>27459547
"CARPET"
We say you munch "CARPET" all the time
I want to make Scoots this happy.
The Pony has reached The Checkpoint
>>27459584
gilda was in the wrong, but we all make mistakes
>>27459671
pony says she's literally never made a mistake in her life
>>27459588
Just throw her over a fence.
>>27459622
Search pony for any contraband.
>>27459676
If that's the case, then pony is the mistake.
>>27459703
pony's bag is stuffed full of bows and ribbons
you're pretty sure they're not illegal or anything, but pony is exceedingly nervous
>>27459676
smack the bonbon
>>27459721
I want to WPSHH the bonbon
Filly would rather just eat her bonbons
>>27459730
I'm going to pat that filly on the head
or maybe scratch her neck so I don't mess with her tiara
>>27459710
I have been on the force for 20 years, and I have seen my share of bows and ribbons...
That pony needs to leave with a balloon.
>>27459721
>>27459722
>>27459779
pony squeals with excitement and takes off with the balloon
her bag of bows lies forgotten
>>27459783
You know after she recovers she is going to go full Spy Movie on your ass.
>>27459783
it was nice knowing you
>>27459783
Why is that pony standing on two legs?
>>27459798
She's just jumping and reeling from the WPSHH!
>>27459789
>she doesn't even get mad
>just gives you a blank stare and walks away
>never brings it back up>but she seems to be insulting you more often while her back is to you
>>27459819
>>27459818
appease the bonbon
>>27459819
>tfw you're reminiscing about that time you enslaved a bunch of peons from a small town, with your best friend.
>>27459819
You know, Starlight's a shit character but this episode was pretty decent
You wouldn't marry a horse.
I would marry a horse
I wish to be a horse married to multiple stallions
>>27459839
>horses
>>27459836
"No, I really didn't have a problem with wheels, I just wanted to watch those two dorks suffer."
"Heeheehe, oh I know. Taking advantage of your position of power is so much fun! Power *is* and aphrodisiac!"
>>27459859
I love how she's still an asshole who just brute forces shit with magic.
>>27459868
>horses
>are sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
impregasus
>>27459904
yes dash, we all know you dominated the buffet tonight
I dare you to find a cuter unicorn than Twilight Sparkle.
>>27459929
isn that cute
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/24/1161945.png
>>27459929
>>27459929
Are changelings considered unicorns?
>>27459977
are you considered a unicorn?
>>27459987
Yes
>>27459874
Thats unicorn superiority brah
>>27459977
Changelings have wings, so they're not unicorns.
>>27459956
>>27459961
>>27459967
Those ponies are all less cute than Twilight Sparkle.
>>27459987
Only if I wear one of these.
>>27460000
You are wrong
>>27460000
So changelings are alicorns, then?
Are theyprincessestoo?
>Today is National Tap Dance Day
>>27460000
Twalot is very cute but she can not compare to this fillycorn.
>>27458737
Blyat
>>27460018
>>27460018
Morelike national tender taps day
What if...
>>27460027
fuck off.
>>27460033no
I can't believe that people once thought that Glimmerfags were worse than Shimmerfags
why is she so easy to fall in love with
>>27460042
>Glimmerfags worse than Shimmerfags
Said no one ever
>>27460057
Lots of people were saying it during the Glimmerspamming after the S5 finale
>>27460042
Glimmerfags are like non existent the fuck are you talking about
>>27460042
I'll take a glimmerfag over shimmerfag any day. Glimmer's a pony.
>>27460067
¿¿??
¿They did?
>>27460056
she has a pure heart and she's beautiful not only physically but also in personality
her voice is the voice of an angel
her hugs are the hugs of an angel, too
also her pussy is like the tightest you've ever felt
>>27460013
that changeling can be your princess
the only thing applejack loves more than apples is_________
>>27460098more apples
>>27460098
taking her male relatives' dicks up her gaping butthole
>>27460110
Lucky
the only thing twilight loves more than books is___________
>>27460110
Why so discriminating to her female relatives' dicks?
>>27460122
Appeasing Celestia
>>27460122
Celestia's panties
suddenly, pony does this
what do
>>27460124
I want to get jiggy with Rarity
>>27460133
Well, someone's bellyand teatsare getting rubbed
That pony sure loves Celestia, eh?
>>27460139
And vice versa
Would yousteal Celestia's (and maybe Luna's panties
You know, as a joke.
>>27460139
I bet she loves Cadance more
>>27460139
>i-i'm smelling her scent
>i'm in pure bliss
>>27460148
I'dbuy them new panties and offer a trade for used ones.
You know, as an expression of admiration.
>>27460139
>>27460148
i don't get the appeal of dirty panties
the times i've smelled and tasted them they didn't have any smell or taste
maybe it was because they were dry?
>>27460148
Yeah joke.... Um.... Haha
>>27460146
That's a really pretty dress on Twilight.I want Celestia to touch me with her wings
>>27460157
They don't have to be dirty.
You can swipe some clean ones.You've obviously never smelled or tasted enchanted pony panties
the only thing fluttershy loves more than animals is____
>>27460171
Animal dick.
>>27460171
masturbating
she actually teaches classes to mares and fillies about how to jill off
i want to get fucked by a big dick just to find out what it feels like
i'm not gay though
>>27460171
Tree Hugger's bush
>>27460184
I want a strongfat anthro stallion bf
I'm extremely gay.
>you will never accidentally call Sunbutt mom in front of her subjects
>>27460180
do you think fluttershy masturbates out of view of her animals, or does she just do it right out in the middle of her cottage?
those of you who have pets, do you ever masturbate in front of them? i mean, i would
>>27460189
>anthro
But why
>>27460201I want him to choke me
>>27460189
quick question
based on something i saw here once
would you a dickgirl
because i'm a straight guy who loves looking at and thinking about cock but i'm not turned on by the male body or by men, just their penises
and someone said actual gay guys wouldn't dickgirls because they have feminine bodies and they're attracted to men and not just their dicks
you can be straight and love cock, right?
>>27460195
>accidentally
>>27460215
I'm not him, but I wouldn't fuck one
would you this awkward teen pony?
>>27460215
I would totallylet a dickgirl fuck me
>>27460195
>calling Sunbutt mom
Sorry anon, but that title has already been taken
>>27460195
question
am i railing her hard in public in this scenario
>>27460215
Yes
Traps/dick girls are a straight man's fetish
>>27460219
Sure
Why not
you can't catch her pony diseases, right?
you can be straight irl and incredibly gay for stallions, right
i mean, their balls are amazing
>>27460242
i wouldn't care what i caught from coco
i'd consider it a memento of the experience
>>27458579
preview when
>>27460237
>she keeps suggesting lel randum things to do while you're fucking her, like shoving household objects in your ass and making you dress up in costumes of her own design
>it's really killing your boner and making it hard for you to finish but if you don't satisfy her, she'll tell her dad you raped her
what do
it's not gay to want to fuck a trappy stallion, is it?
>>27460303
>litreal pile of shit
Plaid Stripes is for cutes, NOT LEWDS.
>>27460285
That wouldn't kill my boner desu senpai
>>27460171
weed
>>27460317
What about cute lewds?
>>27460317
she's cute in an incredibly, obliviously awkward teen girl way
>>27460326
which of the ponies was a super awkward lel random teen?
>>27460337
Probably the one who grew up to be a super awkward lel random adult.
>filly
