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609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
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>>27448553
>filly
>colt
>>27452958
Touch horse
STOP SAYING FILLY
No
>>27452982
>filly
>>27452970
He has filly face.
>>27452992
>>27452992
>>27452962
Touching fillies is illegal.
>>27453023
compulsory*
Ten Adam Twelve...
We have reports of filly touching in progress
>>27452958
WHAT A VERY UGLY PONY
>>27453023
That filly will be going to therapy for months after that.
>>27453027
I'm gonna breed the filly
Okay Hasbro, do you have any toys you're planning on promoting? I'm ready to write another episode?
Oooh oooh do you have any plans for Equestria Girls? I would LOVE to write for Equestria Girls!
>>27453138
I'd rather breed with her, myself. I don't share when it comes to this kind of thing. That being little cartoon ponies who I like.
>>27452962
*sticks finger in mouth then boops*
I wish I could get a 2nd job posting ponies
I'd work overtime
>>27453214
I told you, I can't do that any more after Applejack got us. She wasn't against it but she wants to watch and it's just weird.
Unfortunately there's just unpaid internships at the mlpg office right now.
Such a happy family.
>>27453293
>brothers eventually marry each sister
This feels weird for some reason.
Remember that Derpy loves you.
>>27453214
she looks sad, maybe I can cheer her up with these
>>27453308
I am not worthy of love.
>>27453308
No one loves me.
>>27453308
I love her too.
Which one would youadopt?
>>27453357
Rumble. So I could rape him.
>>27453357
Tornado, Noi, andScoot
>>27453357
>a
A pegasus because they're optimal cuddlers.
Probably Scootaloo because she couldn't fly away.
>>27453357
None of them.I wouldn't be able to support them.
>>27453357
The best one, duh.
>>27453384
you can get filly support checks from the government you know
>opening of rarity for you
>>27453386
I'll take all of them then.
I'll start some kind of Foal Foster Farm.
>>27453398
Sometimes I just want to get home, crack open a Rarity, and watch the game.
>>27453415
what's inside Rarity?
>>27453420
What ISN'T inside her!
>>27453428
LF1M Gryphon Keep DPS no fillies
>>27453439
Fillsecution!
>>27453459
we already have 3 fillies in the group, it's just getting ridiculous
Filly rolled Need on your tank weapon, claiming it's a valid filly weapon too.
>>27453528
>pet heal equipment
>>27453369
Was about to post those, nice
>>27453545
i guess they can have 2 dads
>>27453533
>not having a filly heal set
>>27453552unf
>>27453545
>>27453552
Noi is a very daughterfu-able filly.
>>27453567
I like it when stallions hang out with fillies
>>27453542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s
>>>/aco/582874
Is this artanon?
>>27453562
No, anon
Fatherhood isn't unf
>>27453567
i want to raise that little filly as my very ownapprentice
>>27453595
pretty sure, yeah
pretty cute
>>27453567
>>27453574
what do you think they are talking about
what do you think background ponies are talking about half the time?
>>27453595
Yeah
>>27453616
Pony things
>>27453616
Noi is just talking about boring filly stuff like what she had for breakfast and what dresses she tried on, Caramel is too polite to not listen.
>>27453616
How much they love to wear clothes
>>27453616
Background pony things.
>>27453629
>>27453214
I want to impregnate a filly so much
I just want to breed
>>27453637
sorry noi, no one really cares about your filly problems
>>27453574
>>27453616
He's been breeding with her for weeks now
>>27453652
I do
>>27453652
I would pay to listen to filly problems all day.
>>27453670
>>27453674
yeah but you just want to have a filly with cuddle benefits
>>27453652
i care, but i dont take them seriously cause you know, they are just filly problems after all.
>>27453640
Filly feels the same way
>>27453674
>not wanting to get paid to do that
>>27453655
>>27453690
i will charge the fillies, they can pay me in hugs, and cuddles, and doing my laundry.
>>27453709
>they draw straws for who has to wash your undies
>you don't see what the big deal is
>>27453709
Hugs and cuddles won't pay the bills.
>>27453725
>"anon, arnt these girls underwear?"
stop asking me that everytime filly
>>27453757
>he still pays for things with bits
>>27453757
But they help.
>>27453757
filly hugging is only my side job, my real job is royal anal fister.
the princesses tell me a soft human arm and massaging fist is way superior to a hoof so my job is set for life.
>>27453574
that isn't caramel anon, that is Cherry Fizzy
this is Caramel
>>27453795
eh who cares he's just a dumb stallion
>>27453651
I will fucking fight you
with an accordion
>>27453757
>landlord pony accepts cuddles and mane brushing as rent (hes a stallion)
>grocery store pony accepts hugs and petting in exchange for food
its been working out great so far
Remember, you can't wear a filly.
>>27453805
But she fits like a glove
are they any good "and the reason is to be with your friends" remixes out yet
Filly shows off her new Anon armor
>>27453801
>fuck fighting
unf?
>>27453891
You can't wear an anon
Filly made her nest on your head.
She then invited a colt and they're now snuggling there.
aNOI-ing more like
Applebloom!
>>27453954
msob pls go
>>27453913
I better keep still
>>27453961
no
Hey MLP gen, I had to delete my old pone porn folder to save space, but now I have a new drive.
I remember a torrent which was roughly 37gb big of pictures. Does someone still has it?
creep creep creep
>>27454017
nice
>>27454027
This is also related to my interests.
>>27454027
Best Mare Pack ever?
>>27454017
Scootaboob next?
>>27454027
>>27454039
http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/http%2Btorrent%2Bporn/
>https://pirateproxy.pe/torrent/8902320/Kam_s_Lots_Of_Clop_Collection
This one?
>>27454046
Sure, I guess everyone gets a turn
>>27454037
there's a larger version, but I know some people aren't in to that
>>27453880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmG-qMa18-c
>>27454074
Ew no, not the Peggy Hill pic;
I wanted to fap today.
Also I just remembered the derpibooru shorthand for it: boobaloo. I'll go look for something better.
>>27454081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7hqQv5F8yI
>>27454093
Sorry, geez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYVa1z2-_k
>>27453940
Why is Femanon a vampire?
>>27454120
her mom was a batpony
she's got pone legs underneath the counter
>>27454120
Why aren't you a vampire?
>>27454134
no fillies will bite me
>>27453686
good because I already started
>>27454178
I've had this saved for so long without using this it's unfunny.
>>27454220
gonna grab it
You see a futa filly cock voring a small colt in the playground.
It fills you with DETERMINATION!
>>27454057
Might be so? The folder name was in german (neuer ordner) but everything inside was sorted.
>noseeds
Whelps.
Might make a thread to ask for it.
>>27454233
what's her capacity like?
she got room for a human in there?
Please keep fillyposting to a minimum while ponies are around.
They do not understand there is not actually a filly and will attempt to climb into the computer to help/admonish the filly.
>>27454241
She'll have to cut you into pieces but yes.
>>27454233
we should start giving out "Worst Post of the Thread" awards
>>27454248
ah, no thanks then
>>27454190
More fillies want in
>>27454233
That line reads like it's from an old text adventure game.
Also it sounds like the futa filly cock is not attached to a filly and is just a disembodied filly cock out colt hunting because it's hungry, to return to its master when it's full
>>27454247
who says it's not a filly?
>>27454272
One day when stronk filly is grown up she'll meet a nice Stallion who owns a set of cuddle armor that can kind of short of let her lead a normal life.
He may have to get a welding license for repairs.
>>27454272
>>27454296
It was actually an Undertale reference.
Whenever you reach a save point the save point sort of 'remarks' on the current enviroment.
It always ends with "It fills you with DETERMINATION!"
watching people discuss where the fairly odd parents went wrong the biggest complaints are
>they keep adding in new main characters
it looks like there's a dog and new girl main character now
>writers dont even attempt to keep the lore and canon consistent
sounds like the exact path mlp is going down
>>27454311
Nah, I knew the actual reference. I couldn't be arsed to play the latest meme game because I'm a poor, lazy bastard so I just watched a Let's Play of it. The save point remarks were great. Just the 2nd person description of the environment reads like a text adventure game. For example Zork started with "You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here."
Remember to test your fillies for energy resistance to ensure that we don't allow synths into the thread.
Be aware that some clothes also offer energy resistance, please test nude before taking action. We don't want to make that mistake again.
>>27454344
you should probably learn to torrent
>>27454340
But Starlight is an actual good new character, and the lore is still consistent part of the time at least
>>27454340
this guy makes some good points about adding in new main characters and why it blows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3K1SWZrqdw
how can a grown man care so much about a shitty cartoon like fairly odd parent?
oh wait i forgot i'm a grown man who spends all day in mlpg
>>27454370
you love the show too much so you might be in denial about the huge flaws it has
How do we stop the ponies?
>>27454400
With a knife!
>>27454388
>Before Clicking: "It's Mr Enter isn't it?"
>After: "I was right"
>>27454340
Lore has hardly been consistent since season 2. To say that this show is going down the same path as FOP is an immense stretch.
>>27454340
It's going to go all downhill after the movie. But I'm very optimistic about the movie so it'll be a great peak from which we can ride the drop in quality all the way down to the shitter. I don't know about you, but I plan to go down with the ship.
I can't wait to see what kind of straw grasping shit they come up with for Season 10 of pony.
>>27454400
simple: we kill the twilight
>>27454400
.45 caliber has wonderful stopping power.
>>27454419
>season 10
>the cmc are all alicorns
>fighting crime in the human dimension
its scary that this is a possibility
>>27454388
eh I can't
Half of his hate comes from pointing out things that don't make sense like "why does a timmy robot have an awkward dance button?"
I mean it's a cartoon show, guy. This video could be 5 minutes long and get the same point across.
>>27454400
if friendship is power then you have to destroy their friendships.
the most efficient way to do that is to bully them on social media.
Nyx wants to join the CMC
>>27454454
wasn't there an equestria girls comic about this
1021
>>27454441
If there was ever a time for a time skip it would during/after the movie. The mane 6 could become secondary/background characters with occasional appearances like the Cakes or Cheerilee to provide guidance but stay out of the way.
The CMC would probably be the ideal main character age unless they wanted a bigger time jump.
>>27454463
Yes. And the mean posts were by Anon-a-Miss.
>>27454499
>Anon-a-Miss.
sounds hot
>>27454516
She's probably hotter than femanon. But that's not very hard to achieve.
>>27454516
>ywn be Anon-a-miss
>>27454463
what the fuck was the point of that comic? it wounldnt help anyone who was actually being bullied.
it was the cmc all along and they felt guilty and turned themselves in and stopped the posting
>>27454528
>>27454524
why is femanon such a fatty and regular anon such a stud
>>27454528
>Leaving their little snootles exposed
Worse armor design than the chainmail bikinis
I can literallly boop them right on the muzzle and leave them completely defenseless while I peel their skintight flight suits off to get to their soft, kissable bellies.
>>27454546
you just completely fell for the trap
https://youtu.be/kYSgRqlYZ0Q
that is way faster and easier than i imagined
>>27454531
The point was laughing at Sunset Shimmer.
>>27454546
fuck
why are horses so sexy
i'm gonna fuck me a mare in missionary position if it's the last thing i do
>>27454564
i want to help the wonderbolts put on their flight suits
"sorry twilight but your vagina is too huge, we dont have any suits that will fit you"
>>27454562
Are they going to sneak up on me while I put my lips on her furry little tummy and blow?
Because it'll be too late by then. You can't un-raspberry a pony.
>>27454564
i like how their ! areas are still exposed so you can still play with them a little
god i'm horny
>>27454546
I want someone to draw them getting into the suit with their snout popping through the snoot hole
>>27454596
pegasus cqc is unmatched, as soon as you got close enough to try and remove their suit you were finished. pegasus pone would easily cuddle you into submission
>>27454594
is there such a thing as a horse vagina being too big?
Touch the colt
>>27454634
of course, they should be small to a point
not some dank oversized sex grotto
>>27454656
i love that colt
why is he so lovable
>>27454677
Because he is so beautiful.
So pretty. So cute. So colt.
>>27454677
Every colt is gay for him.
>>27454677
i want to suck him gently while feeling his balls tenderly tap my chin
>>27454693
Who isn't?
>>27454697
Whoa
Wowza
Way2lewd
>>27454713
your turn next, rumble~
Nyx snuggling Rumble
>>27453542
>>27454752
the orphan fillies
Toriko in Equestria.
What happens?
>>27454666
>twilight having a huge soaked marevag
>embarrased about it and everyone just tries to ignore it but sometimes stallions cant help but look and get hardunf
tabitha's voice is too perfect
>>27454771
you can't unf to yourself
>>27454790
too bad his cutie mark didn't say BMF
Friendship games, 25 and 26?
i just realized these POV shots could be used for waifu dinner pictures
>>27454816
wow it's like I'm really on a date with a pony!
>>27454816
that was my first thought as well
>>27454816
I was actually about to do that the day of the ep but i got ready to put them into one and couldn't get them cropped in a way where they'd all fit together so I said fuck it
>>27454824
>>27454826
why does my heart hurt when i think about being on a date with fluttershy and how i'll never deserve her love
I like Vinyl because she's so open and calm about everything.
>Fashion show? Alright.
>Wedding? I'll DJ that.
>Trying to stop 3 sirens in a pop rock battle of the bands with a weird gem hairband theme? Lemme get my car.
>Looking for a round thing? Oh! The bowling alley is this way, follow me, dude.
>Twi wants to hide in the bushes together? 'kay
>Hang out with Derpy, Cranky Doodle and Celestia? I got nothing better to do today
>Dance club with only 3 dancers in the middle of the afternoon? I'm there
>You want me to put what on? Okay
>You think my party was ruined? Eh.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27454841
Yeah, she just doesn't give a shit
>>27454825
>>27454826
My first thought when I saw Fluttershy didn't even order a drink was that she was one of those girls too shy to eat in front of strangers or even a lot of her friends.
>>27454860
sounds about right
I bet if I cooked at home for her then she'd eat more
>>27454841
>>27454847
I've always wondered why they never called her Vinyl Scratch yet.
Back in 2011 I always thought of it as "DJ-Pon3" as the stagename and "Vinyl Scratch" as her real name.
Sorta bothers me when they just address her as DJ-PON3 in casual conversation.
>>27454868
Maybe they just don't know her actual nale
>>27454868
they seem like they're really trying to force her this season
it's really not that big of a deal for me but it seems like they go out of their way to say her name a lot
>>27454868
Both were fan-names are first, with the idea being that Vinyl Scratch was her real name and DJ-PON3 was her DJ name when she spins that shit. Evidently only one name stuck with Hasbro.
Man, I can't believe it's been over 5 years and I'm still discussing the canon and validity of background horse names.
>"Listen, I don't care how much you love that human. It isn't paying the bills. Go out and get a job!"
>>27454883
I'll pay Lyra for pony jobs
>>27454834
would she prefer milkshakes and chill?
>>27454883
>BonBon with a clothing iron
rip loiro
>>27454868
I imagine they couldn't get Vinyl Scratch copyrighted so they didn't bother. Plus having a pony with two names would be "confusing" and if they had to go with one they wanted the one with "DJ" in the title.
>>27454875
I think they're pushing all their background ponies harder. They've established the mane six very, very well on the show but they need the background ponies to be recognizable to the target audience when they see the toys as well. Names and personalities are important. More ponies they want to buy, you know?
>>27454828
i'll collect some more screenshots and you can combine them at photojoiner or whatever
>>27454898
Yeah, merchandizing is always my first thought as to why they do something like that even if all the writers would never admit it. Just once I want one of them to be like "yeah alright [insert character] was only in that episode to sell toys"
>>27454898
They are definitely paying more attention to them. Stuff that first showed up in Slice of Life is now reappearing with more frequency, as are the pones that starred in it. DJ pone and Octavia show up together now, Doc never used to wear anything before slice of life, but now shows up with both the bowtie and scarf he sported in it, etc
>>27454921
stop fidgeting and sit straight
look me in the eye when speaking
don't play with your food
hooves off the table
>>27454963
is this like a trick situation where the eastern euopean pony dad is going to be mad at either answer
>>27454921
>"anon, did you really have to order the rabbit stew"
Need a link to the last pony image you jerked it too.
For scientific reasons.
>>27455005
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/8/493418__explicit_nudity_shipping_blushing_penis_smiling_anus_cum_sex_open+mouth.png
she gives a great blowjob with plenty of teeth
>>27455012
Fucking perfect.
I knew there was another Anon on here with similar tastes.
My children will thank you.
>>27455021
well there's a few million of them who are about to never be born
>>27455021
Please do not show your children gay horse porn
>>27455005
it seemed so hot in the heat of the moment
https://derpibooru.org/1161607
>>27455046
you should be ashamed
>>27455012
I really love anal and ponuts
they just never get old for me
>>27455057
>not wanting to impregnate your waifu and look at how big her belly gets
ahahaha look at this fag
>>27455059
so what was the reason behind there only being 3 ponies there
I thought that was kind of weird
>>27455059
being around all those clothed ponies makes pinkie seem extra naked
Man, fuck Derpy
>>27455073
>earth ponies are the lowest class
>so they get the janitor toilet cleaning jobs
what a rough life, i'm surprised there isnt more earth pony super villains.
>>27455073
she doesn't seem sad all though
>>27455080
lewd
