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Have a nightmare recently? Did you wake up clenching your bf/husband in fear or were you alone?
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes
>zeemaps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853
>chatrooms
www.tinychat com/mascgen
https://instantchat.io/#/RaFt8Xxnrp
> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
> trappy's fitsticky:
http://fitsticky.com/
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM (embed)
>>6501128
Sometimes when I drink coffee before bed I have nightmares because of the heightened adrenaline in my body.
How aboot a cheatsheet
http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/?
Sometimes I wish I could reply to snapchats while on the toilet but I don't want people recognizing me in the bathroom so I have to wait until I stop pooping >:|
>>6501128
Also I have the feeling that anytime you tell someone about your dream the only thing they're thinking while they're listening is how much they want to tell you their dream
>>6502084
Who?
>>6497745
Let's suppose I want to lift 105 in squats as my work sets. Should I train as followed?
>45x5x2
>65x5x1
>85x5x1
>105x5x3
>>6502144
Do like 1 lighter warm up set and then 5 x 5 on whatever weight you want
You're making this way more complicated
>>6502021
how can a "man" be so hairless
>>6502368
Wrestling and showbiz
>match with cute guy on Tinder
>he's really Christian
Why do gays do this?
Who convinced chris hemsworth to pack his fat cock into a pair of leather trousers.
>>6503560
>damaged goods
Get them while they're young the possibilities are endless; even after they're adults they're still fucked in the head.
>>6503834
Honestly one of my favorite things being gay is normally not having to deal with religious bullshit. I'm so glad gays and religion don't mix well
Also why does Piscatella have to be so mean ;_;
>>6501128
> Nightmare Edition
Last night I dreamt I was kicked out of college because of some bureaucracy bullshit. In this dream I was also back to being a skelly, like I was a year and a half ago.
Dreamt, too, that my cat was meowing and scratching the door, trying to get in. Then I woke up and remembered that she's dead.
>>6503560
Run away.
>>6503642
Ain't seeing much of that sausage, hun. You sure he ain't got a cute little stubby down there?
>>6501128
Keep up the good work OP.
In response to the question, I can't really distinguish between my dreams and nightmares anymore - it tends to become an incoherent mush of the two, as opposed to it being more black and white.
Two nights ago:
I'm with a bunch of young adults (conjured from imagination) and we're in this small town, late at night, though still somewhat bright. There's a sense in the atmosphere that there's a curfew - not that we're out in the streets with the deliberate view of breaching it. We're heading towards a small grassy plain which seems to be part of an old quarry with tracks for mining carts. We move up this large, cobbled ramp and we're suddenly in a moving mine cart on some tracks, headed towards the grassy plain. We meet the group and then the dream rewinds...
We're back at the cobbled ramp again but this time I know full well that I've ventured back in time. I try to explain this to the group but they look at me in disbelief and we continue on, except we walk this time.
Out of the blue, the tracks become unearthed and the carts are flying. I see the people beside me being injured in trying to avoid debris chaotically flying about, whilst I stand, observing the disorder unfold. The dream ends and I'm awoken by my brother entering my room.
I always find it fascinating how I can make up people from nowhere - they're not even memorable faces or people.
>>6504205
> That nightmare.
pic related
>>6504205
2/3 (Continued)
Does anyone else remember their dreams/nightmares vividly or in a good amount of detail?
Can anyone else make up people out of nowhere?
Last night:
I'm in some kind of second home belonging to a friend, Alex. It's summer, and there's a huge door at the back of the house, stretching across much of the width of the house and it's open. Beaming in, the sunlight warms the house, with beautiful green grass swaying in a gentle breeze. Beyond that rests a stretch of sand, and an ocean of water. My friend informs me that a friend of hers, Shree, and her friend, Darren, are coming over to stay (myself already staying). It seems like we're going to have a party.
There's a knock at the door. Alex lets them in. I introduce myself, remembering Shree from a previous occasion. Alex brings me water and I sit with Darren after shaking his head but Alex tells me she's taking Shree outside the back for a bit to chat and asks if I'll show Darren upstairs and where he's staying.
Being 6ft myself, Darren stands at about 6'2", with a muscular build, and endearing smile. Evading the possibility of awkward small talk, I push ahead and invite him to follow me upstairs, taking some of his bags with me. I show him where the girls are sleeping, and his room (mine being next door to his). We chat for a short while before I leave him to unpack his belongings and I make my way to my room.
Fast forward to night. I'm in bed, awake, and hear a quiet knock at the door and my name being called. It's Darren. I sit up in bed and tell him that he can come in, followed by asking him what's going on as he enters. He tells me he can't sleep and was wanting to talk. He sits on the floors in his boxer briefs, and we chat for a bit. He later starts to visibly shiver and invite him to sit under my covers. Expecting him to sit at the opposite end of the bed to face me whilst talking, he sits beside me.
>>6504271
Anon, pls. Lel.
>>6504382
3/3 (Continued).
Darren unexpectedly edges closer to me whilst we sit in bed together. I become uncertain of his intentions - initially believed to be mere friendly intentions. Now, I battle with the struggle of balancing that original perspective with the new one; is he displaying interest? Surely my friend would've informed me if he was bisexual/homosexual (knowing that she usually tells me in advance)?
The dream ended there and the uncertainty lingers. Nonetheless, it's just a dream. It was sweet, but I wonder if tonight will witness any continuation of it. I tend to find that if I spend enough time thinking about something before sleeping (even if intentionally), I can make myself dream about it.
Anyone else capable of this?
>>6504404
>Anyone else capable of this?
If I think a lot about something unpleasant I might have nightmares about it. I also had dreams about some guys I dated for a while because I was thinking about them.
But I can't do this willingly.
That said, your story's cute, anon, and you write well. Have you ever thought about writing fiction?
>>6504433
Might be good cardio, but won't make you ripped or anything like that. You might still have to do some bodyweight exercises to get good at poledancing, I guess.
>>6504478
> But I can't do this willingly.
I can't exactly force it as aforementioned. It's more or less increasing the chance - there's no certainty in having a dream/nightmare by thinking about it a lot, just a higher prospect.
Also, thank you anon, you're kind. I haven't thought about it before, though I do think I'd like to be an academic. I get my final Law degree results at 9:30 (3:39AM now). I'm anxious and unable to sleep.
By the looks of it, I think I'm unlikely to get a scholarship, should I get a 2:1 classification, to pursue an LLM (Masters of Law) in International Law. If I'm really lucky and do get a 2:1 anyway (which is what I seriously hope for), then at least I can pursue a legal career anyway.
However, should I get a 2:2, it looks like I'll be working out and try and aim for the Royal Navy or Royal Air Force. My mum wouldn't be happy, I know that much...
>>6504703
I sincerely hope you get a great grade, anon. I'm also a Law student (and research manager) so I really feel for you, you must be so nervous right now.
Keep us updated on your situation. And I know it's not much, but I'm sure you have what it takes to be a great academic, and if we did meet in other circumstances I know you would be the exact kind of person I would like to have on my research team if you were interested, or at least I would recommend you to our International Law Professor.
Please, accept this bearmode mofo as a token of good luck.
I also did not expect at all to read about something so close to my personal experience here. I know these Law feels too well, especially since I also wanted to study International Law for a while. I came here to talk about nightmares, and instead I found feels. I do hope things work out for you.
Even if they don't, let's talk about Law and shit.
I have this one strange reoccurring nightmare. It'll happen once and then skip months later and it's back again.
To put it simple. I'm in some sort of area everyone else is just solid black. Like just the silhouette of everybody. From the other side of the arena there's this one figure and it always somehow nows I'm looking and it'll slowly turn to me. It has these small pale white eyes just starring at me. I go to look away and then feel he's right behind me. Then it moves in closer. Just out of the corner of my eye and just stares in place waiting for me to look. For some reason I always look and a loud screech is heard as I'm zoomed into his eyes. Then I wake up.
Seems dumb now that I've written it out.
>>6505084
Can you move during these dreams?
I had dreams like that in which I couldn't move an inch and something came closer and closer or tried to bite my neck and kill me. Turns out I had night terrors, and after investigating a bit I discovered my father had them too, and so did many of his brothers and father. It was associated A LOT with our sleep posture — if I slept on my back I had a high chance of having them.
To solve that I started sleeping on my stomach, but that fucked up my lower back so I had to sleep on my side (can't always do that) or try to face my nightmares. At first it was hard but I rarely have terrors anymore.
Also, thanks OP. This is a good edition.
>>6506502
you certainly look the part. and don't shave, that's faggy.
>>6506765
New rule: no "am I masc" posts.
>>6502473
sauce?
I had a dream that I was playing a death match with my buds against four girls and during prep my friend cultivated a mutated couch made of Jay Lenos and instead of fighting we pushed it into the arena and trapped them in there with it hoping to poison them so we would have an easy win. It backfired horribly and instead gave them super strength and grafted on body parts of Jay Leno and we lost completely
>>6507232
Too basic.
>>6507232
>>>/trash/
>>6507232
>>6507494
>>6507503
I said it was too basic. Try harder.
Is there a mod or a janitor lurking this thread?
>>6507232
>>6507638
It's cause you're a dumb bitch and nobody likes you.
Who here NFL ?
WHats your team ?
>>6508262
>Implying that I can't be fem and qt while liking football
>>6508345
>fem and likes football
>>6508393
>tfw no qt masc bf to cuddle and watch the game with
>>6504871
Thanks anon, I got the degree classification that I wanted!
There's a job as a paralegal in my hometown in a small law firm and the position has been advertised for over a month now. I have some hope that I'll get it but I'm not too certain given my distinct lack of experience in a law firm (it's incredibly hard to obtain unless you're (i) naturally talented (e.g. top 5%); and/or (ii) have family [friend] connections).
Otherwise, I'm waiting for responses regarding scholarships applications. I've been accepted for a Masters, I just need the scholarships to fund it as I don't want to incur more student debt. If I don't get one then I'll reapply next year and work in the meantime, and apply to multiple other Universities too.
And thanks anon, you're very kind. If you don't mind me asking; what country are you studying in (and if US, what state)? What research do you manage?
It's nice to see another law student in here.
>>6508262
I take an interest in football from time to time, though usually only the World Cup. However, the games with Iceland recently have been really interesting. Their fanbase is exciting and refreshing given the often-witnessed hooliganism from Russia and England.
>>6508758
Congratulations, anon! Hope you get that juicy scholarship.
And I'm from Brazil and I work with Internet Law. I founded this research team, so we're new and not very established yet. We're actually pretty shit but we're getting better.
>>6508894
i want this type of body
I like this vid but the drawings on the wall scream autism.
>>6509359
>>6509359
Holy fucking shit, those legs
>>6509469
his face is really ugly tho
>>6508894
Internet law sounds neat. Ever read ebin moglen?
So bascally you just read about patent law and how the Internet is messing it up?
>>6509485
Wouldn't call it ugly, just dopey and a little Neanderthalian.
>>6509508
>good body structure genetics
>terrible facial structure and facial hair
>terrible body hair genetics
Plus he's a manlet.
>>6509485
> really ugly
I can see why someone might not like his face, but to say he's "really ugly" is an overstatement.
>>6509502
Not heard of him, but I did hear of the Software Freedom Law Center, despite never coming in contact/working with it.
My research mostly pertains to human rights on the Internet (won't say much more than that, my research is so specific you would be able to identify me), but I end up helping my researchers in pretty much any topic they want to research. Cybercrimes, jurisdiction, public administration, electoral and International, whatever you think of I probably studied it at least a bit on it's interactions with Internet Law.
>>6509526
>caring about height
what are you a female?
>>6508894
Thanks anon. I'm not that positive about receiving a scholarship. It'd be £7,000 in tuition for the LLM (Masters of Law) but my undergraduate has already put me in enough student debt. I'll have to find a legal career if it doesn't go anywhere.
I studied Cyberlaw! I found it fascinating and actually did exceedingly well in my written assignment (received the highest classification). I'm sure you'll be excellent. It's a niche field, so it'll undoubtedly take a while to develop and progress.
I have a strange sense of happiness in knowing someone else who visits this threads studies Law, lel.
Also, that's a nice body.
>>6509485
He's super cute to me.
>>6509739
Feels good knowing we have a Law bro. There used to be another Brazilian anon with whom I talked once or twice about Law, but I don't think he's here anymore. So it's good knowing there's someone like you here.
>>6509529
Interesting. It must be a booming field. I'm in software myself and I've long noticed how law trails code by a wide margin. There's this time lag effect which is really fucking with the economy.
I actually think law is just a primative form of code that has yet to be updated.
>>6509801
>I actually think law is just a primative form of code that has yet to be updated.
Yes, there are some people who advocate this perspective. I do agree that code and Law share some remarkable similarities, and I also believe that saying code is a more advanced form of Law is not inaccurate.
But I'm not so sure about updating Law, I don't believe this can be done as some people imply. What might be done — and I do think this is the future — is that the full realization of Law will depend very heavily on code. Projects and initiatives that once were operated by humans, and thus were never any efficient, will be realized by technology.
Some of my colleagues who work on this call this digital citizenship. I'm pretty sure this will be a big deal in the next years.
Anyway, technology grows in unpredictable ways. Perhaps I am wrong, maybe Law will be "updated" by code. I'm after all only an undergraduate, there's so much I don't know.
is okay to join masc if i am a hairy skinny fat dude or must i have masurusu ;__;
>>6511346
Do you look and act like a man not a woman?
>if yes, then welcome
>if no, then >>6507789
>>6511818
Eh, anyone is welcome by my book. Literally anyone, as long as they follow the rules. Including posting Bara dudes of course.
>>6511841
being inclusive is not the mascgen way. this is not an open general that title belongs to gaygen which is literally every single gay man's thread all shapes, sizes, and colors.
Mascgen is for masculine looking and acting men only because it's an exclusive type of thread that is specifically for this type of gay man.
>>6511879
>>6511841
>>6511818
Typically I'm extremely inclusive and want everyone to participate and be happy, but the very idea of /mascgen/ is contrary to that. This is meant to cater to a very specific subset of gay people. There are places that are all-inclusive, and mascgen isn't one of them. For instance, anyone can go to reddit and I'm sure things will be great and there :^)
Also, I'm from /fit/ and only come here since husbando gen died, so I basically view mascgen as a somewhat diluted version of /hbg/. If everyone started coming here this place would be as shit as any other, and inevitably people like me would have to create another place which would be good for us for a while until it got flooded by plebs. And so on.
>>6506798
Just a tumblr gif set
>>6512237
Honestly this question of "do I have to be masc to post here" will keep being asked over and over and there's really nothing you or I can do about it except try and improve the quality of posts here.
How did everyone's 4th of July go? Mine was a shitshow
>>6512356
I hanged out with my high school best friend, we went to some sex shops and bought some shit, then we both spent some time with my brother and his wife. It was actually a fascinating experience.
I've asked myself for a while if I have any feelings towards him. He's one of the few people I actually feel good hanging out with, and in a way he's one of the few people that really understand me because we've both been through some shit (we went to a hellish school, and after we graduated almost everyone distanced themselves because we'd rather not remember what happened). We're both extremely difficult people to be around, but we get along so well because we deal well with our differences. He's also an exclusive bottom, I'm an exclusive top, and we're both each other's type. We also are comfortable enough with each other to go to a sex shop and talk about our sex lives.
But he lives on the other side of the country, and I don't think we'll ever live near each other again. He's also on a relationship (which he said isn't likely to last very long).
So I've been thinking about that for a while. And yesterday, after hanging out with him, I realized that I really don't have feelings for him. I might develop them if I wanted, but I don't have any now, and going there wouldn't really work out. Long distance wouldn't work with us, and even if we're great friends I don't think we would be too compatible in a relationship; he has what I want in a friend, but not what I seek in a lover.
I'd much rather keep the strong friendship we have now than stupidly risk it for something that wouldn't even be that good. And this doesn't bring me any distress at all, I'm actually relieved as I think this because, well, things aren't likely to become shit this way.
So this was my 4th of July.
>sick to my stomach
>meeting a guy to go swimming in half an hour
Fuck
>>6512525
I'm hungover at work pretending I'm not hungover
>>6512534
I think have a stomach bug or something, hangovers are easy to manage
>tfw you want to get /fit/ but have no gym
>Guy I almost dated posted a picture of himself in drag makeup
What did he mean by this?
>>6513035
that he's a sissyfag?
>>6513324
Maybe he's doing it as a joke because he thought it'd be funny and didn't care what people thought of him?
>>6513433
No I'm pretty sure he's genuinely into it. Our first few dates he told me he loved RuPaul and was really into theater. It's just really weird to be like, huh, so he's into that sort of thing I guess
>>6513495
I mean did you like him otherwise? It shouldn't be a problem. Being in touch with feminine things isn't inherently bad as long as that's not the only dimension to his personality
>>6513640
I started talking with another guy and didn't want to juggle so I sort of ended things before they started. He was nice but we didn't have too much in common
>>6512237
tl;dr
>tfw leg day
>>6513969
>>6513962
>tfw flight of stairs up to apartment after leg day
>>6513495
I want to the bigger guy in this picture. The dominant one. Look at how the total bottom clings to him physically.
Happy "Monday" /mascgen/. Be sure to stay hydrated!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_93SrREKkE
>>6515297
Nice memes. Who's gonna tell them the 90s already happened
>>6515263
H-hello senpai
i think im gonna max out today.
>>6516552
you should max out every day
>>6516643
not on my oly cycle you don't.
That's how you get injured familia
>>6515331
Hello Kohai.
You qt3.14.
>>6515331
wearing my lifting leotard to the gym with no underwear.
The amount of freedom and support Im getting at the same time is incredible
>>6517281
>leotard
Match with cute guy on Tinder
>He's cute, tall, has a Southern accent, great family, lost a lot of weight and got in shape, is sweet and into me
>Lives 100 miles away
Why is there always a catch
>>6517294
Singlet*
Apologies for using the femme term.
I feel like Ive let you all down, as well as myself
>>6517302
>100 miles
That's it? Get to know him, learn to drive, hop on a bus and go for it. My last LDR (lol) was all the way in Australia.
>>6517479
Yeah I'm chatting with him and he's really cute. He plays Civ! I can't wait to see where I fuck this up. I'm nervous mascgen D:
>>6517302
>tall
Back to femgen with that nonsense
>>6517630
> picking on macrofag for his degenerate ways
Anon, he's already miserable enough with the absurdly small dating pool he has and with the knowledge that his uncontrollable fetish stops him from relating with perfectly fine, but small, gay men. Plz no bully
Take my poll please.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10684039
who /proudoftheirbutt/ here?
>>6519548
> tfw top master race
>>6519744
After six months of squats and deadlifts, I can finally say I'm proud of my butt. There's a lot to improve still, but yes, I'm proud, and every guy I've hooked up lately has complimented my butt.
> tfw big dick and nice butt top mater race
>>6519744
I've been told my butt is pretty nice but I don't have an eye for it
>>6519548
>tfw can't vote because of obvious bias
I don't mind bottoming, I just find the prepping annoying. Doesn't help that my bulking is mostly meat protein.
Why do I bother debating /pol/ brigaders. It's like arguing with children. Especially since they never have to go anywhere or run out of energy, while I do
>>6522539
>associating any argument with /pol/
Welcome to last decade when it was still /news/. Try arguing them on justifying their pedophilia with a copy of Lolita.
>>6522539
they're called /pol/tards FYI because they literally are retarded.
>>6522539
>>6522943
>>6522823
Problem is they don't understand logic and how it works. You essentially need to point out every single logical fallacy that they commit within their discussions. They will pass you off as retarded, don't know anything, and that you're naive/ignorant. The fact is they are retarded, don't know jack shit, and are extremely ignorant.
Common fallacies they perform are Ad Hominems and Slippery Slopes.
http://utminers.utep.edu/omwilliamson/ENGL1311/fallacies.htm
Do you like the smell of dick? I've sucked some dicks and the smell of them as sent me into a state of pure faggy bliss.
>>6523021
Obviously you're talking about uncut dick because circumcised penises have no scent at all. Unless you're meaning the smell of musky balls? In that case yes manscent of sweaty musky balls is hot, but I prefer uncut cock. If washed correctly there is a very nice smell and taste to uncut cock. The whole anti-foreskin because of smegma bullshit needs to stop. The only uncut cocks that get dick cheese is cock that hasn't been washed for a week or more. Normal people don't go weeks without bathing and even if by chance a guy who has an uncut cock doesn't bath for more than 3 -4 days will not have any smegma. It will be quite musky and the cock smell and taste will be stronger, but still pleasant; not rancid as they claim in /hm/
>>6523078
>It will be quite musky and the cock smell and taste will be stronger, but still pleasant
You and your hot filthy words turning me on.
A guy is sucking your cock, he looks you in the eyes and tells you "Fuck your dick tastes and smells so fucking nice". How do you react?
>>6523129
I tell him to shut up and get back to that dick. Simple.
>>6523129
I love when my bf is blowing me and smells my pubes and tells me that the musk is making him high and looks at me in ecstasy
>>6523381
I love when your boyfriend is blowing me too.
>>6523129
Kiss him deeply so I can taste it too
>tfw with Pokemon Go you can finally go cruising at gay clubs and then defend it by saying you had to go inside for a rare Pokemon
>tfw you can't tell if a guy is into you platonically or sexually
>>6523557
I'll give you a rare poke eh man?
Jesus Christ my work computer is officially unbearably slow. I'm running at like nigh 100% memory usage. And I can't fix it because stupid ass network administrator bullshit
>>6523585
I'm hoping to find some Ursarings ťbh
>>6523641
>>6523585
>>6523557
>download Pokemon GO
>our servers are busy right now, try again later
Sasuga, Nintendo-san
>>6523743
I actually enjoy the slower gen. It makes it easier to read when I come back to it
>>6523743
Nah. Let them find us. Only let the right ones in.
Can you be submissive and masculine at the same time?
>>6524731
Sure
>>6522960
kek gibbs got rekt at worlds
>>6524802
How though?
>>6525049
lmao 5.5 plate
>>6525195
The bitch in the bed room. Manly man out side?
>>6525322
isnt that against the point of being masculine?
its like being masculine 6 days a week but on the seventh youre a flamer
>>6525195
I like to do faux-bravado and brag about how TUFF I am and talk about how I could take on the dom when both he and I know that he's the one who could easily overpower me and he amusedly either plays along or dismisses all of my boasts. Then he just casually shuts me down and effortlessly displays his power over me. All the while I pretend like I still have a chance in turning the tables
Basically be tsundere af
Also it helps if the dom is giant
>>6502144
NIGGA FUCK YOUR LEXUS
I'M AIMING FOR YOUR SOLAR PLEXUS
>>6525357
It seems like you are putting some extra definition into being submissive. I'm not saying it's wrong to think that way I'm more suggesting that life is always a bit more complex than simply black and white.
Many men in high positions with a lot of responsibility likes to be dominated in the bedroom. The thing is to balance your sides. Sexuality is a sort of free form area.
There's also the concept of topping from the bottom.
>>6525290
almost 7pl8
>>6525357
I used to have these conflicting feelings too, but I'm trying to get over it. What I do in the bedroom is only between myself and who I'm fucking
>you will never be claimed by the Mountain and forced to pleasure him however he sees fit but luckily for you he's actually a really tender and considerate lover who's main turn on is knowing the sub is enjoying himself
Is being a professional trombonist /masc/
>>6522943
D'aw. He's so cute.
>>6523737
Soooo cuuuute.
>>6524731
Yes.
>>6525290
Dat ass though.
>>6525406
> >you will never be claimed by the Mountain and forced to pleasure him however he sees fit but luckily for you he's actually a really tender and considerate lover who's main turn on is knowing the sub is enjoying himself
I am the Mountain in this situation, despite being a total top skelly.
>>6525512
>How much do you squat? Still getting over back problems and can only do 2pl8.
not sure who you think you're talking to, never had back problems here, currently at 4pl8 due to some knee inflammation, but trying to get back on track to hit 5pl8
>>6525542
>trombonist
>bonist
>bon(er)ist
Yup. Checks out. You're good to go.
>>6525667
I don't know. He's blowing things professionally.
how can I find a man with this body to cuddle
>>6522539
Goal body
and bf
>>6525694
Craigslist.
>>6525693
That's the manliest thing you can do, anon.
>>6525706
can i find one with big strong arms and a nice ball belly... i like a good amount of muscle as well
>>6525694
>go to any gay bar
>approach the loneliest looking guy
>>6525731
I don't go to gay bars. I'm 18, scrawny, and in the closet
>>6525751
theres plenty of fat dudes on grindr who would love to take advantage of an insecure 18 year old.
>>6525763
not really... it's boring. I don't want to be taken advantage of. I just want someone cute to chill with because I'm lonely and have no friends
>>6525775
Plenty of old men who will buy you shit on grindr
>>6525785
ah ok so any tips on finding one
>>6525775
I was making a joke. Honestly what you are looking for is legitimately very difficult to find out in fagworld. Especially if you are a closeted individual with no friends. Focus on making friends and improving your life, and on the way your fatass husbando will come along. But worrying too much about it now will lead to bad times.
>Be frat pledge with humiliation and underwear fetishes, no gay shit happens, disappointing
>Oh shit gayzing about to happen during big little week
>Have massive crush already on big, this is gunna be jack off material forever. (Involves being tied down with your hands tied below your chair, in your boxers w getting whipped cream sprayed on you and having brothers (and annoying girls) force shots down your throat. Its hot as fuck.
>"Anon, I'm very against this tradition and think its cruel. You don't have to do it.
>mfw
although desu probably a good thing, I would've been very erect the whole time.
>>6525798
Post a body pic and be somewhat attractive
>>6525763
Im oldish and grindr remains something of an enigma to me. I do genuinely enjoy just chatting with beautiful young guys with no expectation of it "going" anywhere.
But I think most young guys assume I want sex (when they aren't even my type) just because I tend to give random compliments.
So many say they want just chat, but when I give a compliment, they ignore me, and I have to assume its because they think I want sex.
For a pretty twink, I might like to have lunch and conversation, but they aren't my type.
If I want sex, I actually cruise men casually in real life, the type I like. Arranging dates on the internet feels wholly unnatural to me.
So since so very few honestly seem to want to chat, grindr is pretty useless to me. Even older men my age cant seem to chat without expecting a date. Its rare that I can just have a nice chat with anyone there.
The strangest thing I encounter is when I go on at 2am because I cant sleep and a few maniacs actually think I want "right now" as if I am going to go flying into the night based some chat.
It must be me. The human race makes so little goddam sense to me that it must be me. I guess I am just too dim witted to understand it all.
At which point I stopped and wondered why I was typing this. Oh well.
>>6526056
Well, Grindr is a dating app, isn't it? Naturally, people are going to assume that dates/sex are what you want when you're on there.
>>6526056
> But I think most young guys assume I want sex (when they aren't even my type) just because I tend to give random compliments.
You're on a dating app.
You compliment someone.
They're not your type.
You might not be their type.
And you still compliment them?
Offer to meet for lunch?
Not trying to be nasty, but are you really lonely?
Oh, this is the bullshit that ruined gaygen. now it makes sense why gaygen is so slow.
>>6501128
>lilspooning
>boyfriend squeezes me when he has nightmares
Still wuv him though.
>>6526061
Right, so I dont understand why people say they only want to chat but then dont seem to want to. I get compliments from people all the time that I am not attracted to but I still thank them and chat. Sometimes I meet nice and interesting people.
>>6526075
I have not actually asked anyone to lunch, I just meant I like casual conversations, and its nice if they are eye candy too.
I like non-commital or expectant conversation because it lets me learn how they think or whats on their mind and at the same time doesnt have any obligations implied. The average twink is about 25 years younger than me. So I know there wont be much to relate on in *how* we think, but I am nonetheless curious about *what* twinks in 2016 think about.
I dont know if I am lonely or not. Im not really social, but when I want to interact, I usually come here to prattle, or the app.
I dont really like company generally. But I do get off my but to try and be sociable sometimes. Like this evening I am visiting an acquaintance. He is attractive also, but I dont think we are doing anything. I just like feeling like there is someone to babble with sometimes.
So, maybe not lonely per se. But I admit I am a little flighty.
>>6526174
Are they explicitly saying that they only want to chat? If not, it's safe to assume that "just chatting" isn't the only thing they intend to do.
is 2d bara better than 3d?
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
>>6526256
both are great
>>6526256
maybe
>>6526185
Well, some of them explicitly do. Which is why its confusing when I leave a compliment while they are online and at least 2/3 of them dont even acknowledge it.
I know what my league is and I would assume they know I know that too. So if my pic isn't what theyre looking for, I just assume they understand that a compliment is just a friendly random 'hello'. Its just a stupid blurb on a social app. I dont get why people assume "hello" means I want in their pants, especially in such a ridiculous context.
Its not important. I was just remarking that people seem to have odd reactions. Its probably just me being clueless and a bit naive.
Just this little chat itt has been more interesting than grindr usually is for me.
g2g have a good night, all.
>>6526284
What the fuck
>>6526174
>only want to chat
That's code for they're here for sex, but don't want to feel like a whore.
>>6526256
Yes. Because you can't smell the fatties like the one you posted.
>>6526310
but why the staring upset sp
Mascgen Golden Rule #2
>don't respond to shitposters
Obey, report, and move on. Simple.
Girls trying to look cute really fucking gross me out.
>>6526343
>>6526343
>senpai saved my pic
>>6526382
>my pic
Don't belieb
>>6526313
>not liking muscular dudes with bellies
>>>/femgen/
>>6526415
:(
>>6526435
Bendover.
>>6526435
I take it back. You're cute. Height and weight?
is this thread for masc men who like other masc men or is it full of twinks who like masc men?
>>6526570
It's for housewives that love masculine men. You're in the wrong neighbourhood.
>>6526570
Most likely both.
>>6526591
That's not my face.
>>6526596
>i'm married now
Sweet. Which one am I married too?
>>6525694
Grommr and they love to show off and eat big.
>>6526599
Mascgen Golden Rule #2
>don't respond to shitposters
Obey, report, and move on. Simple.
>>6526382
Are you really the fitizen who originally posted this butt?
Your butt is my goal butt senpai. I've been posting it here for weeks
>>6526167
Adorable.
>>6526174
Dude, if you're inviting people to lunch because you want a casual conversation and you're going to Grindr to try and find such people, then you're definitely lonely. Why not find such people elsewhere, or is it because you ONLY want to talk to homosexual and bisexual men?
>>6526343
>>6526382
DAT ASS THO.
>>6526435
What a qt3.14.
>>6526256
2D bara can be VERY cute. Really it depends on what mood I'm in though
>>>/fit/37849202
>>6528256
Why?
>>6528326
for fun, shit man it's 4chan do we really need a reason?
>>6528256
I want to tattoo a tracing of my hand on that ass.
Just started doing lifting. I'm following the SS routine for the first few months before I deviate and try a split routine. But the terms of lifting just 5 reps for strength vs 8-12 reps for hypertrophy confuses me. I care more about gaining weight and aesthetics right now, so should I do my work sets as 8x3, or just stay at 5x3 as written for now?
>>6528895
>SS
>aesthetics
kek
>>6528903
If you do 8×3, it's no longer SS. The entire idea behind SS is gaining strength, which won't develop so well in that rep range.
If you want aesthetics, then either go for a split (which will take you a while to give results because you'll be lifting babby weights because you're a weak skelly at best) or actually do SS for a few months and THEN go for a split.
Also: >>6528917
>>6528928
Thanks. Also, do I really need to learn power cleans, or is it fine to substitute them for rows for my end goal, since I won't be sticking to SS anyway.
>>6528939
I hear rows are fine, and I do them myself since my gym is ridiculously under equipped. But if I could I would do power cleans and snatches, and that's something I'll keep in mind when my gym contract ends.
lifting total's coming along slowly.
Total = 170kg as a 69kg lifter
Haven't been lifting too long either so I'm looking to smash that total more.
>>6529895
Nice, anon. When did you start working out?
>>6529895
170kg on what? DL?
>>6533156
Pure husbando material
Who /PokemonGo/ here
>>6533543
i really want people to stop shilling this game
go to /v/
>>6533578
No. It's fun
>>6533591
That's what people said about Memetomo, too.
>>6533608
Miitomo was fun for what it was. It was the flavor of the month. This will pass too, but why not enjoy it now?
I caught a Slowbro that I'm investing everything in
> a few days ago go to a friend's farewell party
> see a lot of people I hadn't seen in more than a year
> everyone's tipsy but I'm not since I don't drink
> people start saying that I'm getting stronger
> friends and acquaintances, both gay and straight, compliment my chest and butt
> we start talking about squats
> two friends promise me they'll start lifting because they want to look better
> they're actually starting to work out now, one of them will do SS
> the other is a girl and we've been exchanging /masc/ butt pics
> before the night was over I actually squatted that girl (held her like a bride and did 10 reps)
> tfw she was babby weight, only 41kg
> tfw her bf filmed it and now all our friends have footage of me doing girl squats x 10
> tfw I'm become the friendly swole guy people look up to for advice and inspiration
> we ended the night with a picture in which we did slav squats
I am become something good, after all. I have brought the wisdom of squats to my loved one's lives. Maybe life indeed is worth living.
>>6535246
>nothing sexually gay
>exchanging pics with a girl
get the fuck out this is for gay men only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ilBHkH9Io
goddamn fit is gay >>>/fit/37864311
>>6535523
All the gay gifs are me.
#guiltyyyyy
>>6535523
>implying that wasn't made by someone here.
this week was pretty shitty for lifting.
i felt so tired and couldn't get the same amount of reps out
how was your week /masc/?
>>6538284
I was at the beach and neglected fitness for the week, only gained 1 pound though
Hoping to make some gains this week, really need to go back to cutting again soon ugh
I'm seeing Sigur Rós next week and I'm so excited.
>>6539041
I'm gonna start taking cutting seriously now.
I've usually just cut before comps, but never really taken it that seriously. I'm still a fat shit.
I want to drop as much weight as possible now in order to compete in the lowest class I can/ I wanna look good in a jock.
>>6539063
oly.
I mean, I'll still train, obviously.
I just have a lot of fat mass to lose. I reckon I'm around 22% BF which is not at all what I want to be.
Got dat taaaaaaaaan mascgen. I went biking with a buddy around the city and goddamn it's hot out
For my friend's birthday I'm giving him abstract art ironically. It's really nice giving ironic gifts because you can't give a bad gift
>>6539660
give people photos, that way they have to have you as a constant reminded in their house.
>>6539688
No he thinks art is stupid so I buy art for him ironically to spite him and force him to appreciate it
i will never understand the appeal of fisting
>>6540344
I will never understand the appeal of bondage/ choking.
>>6540344
I will never understand the appeal of pup play
>>6540364
I will never understand the appeal of women
>>6540352
I've tried s&m and I just found it awkward and cringe.
Why is watching other people do it so much hotter than doing it yourself
>>6540364
> tfw want to one day do pup play shit
> tfw get off on the obvious degeneracy involved
> tfw get off on seeing someone getting into messed up shit
> tfw no sub bottom bf to wear pup hood and suck my dick
>>6541165
>autism.jpg
>>6541165
I like furshit, but pup play is just one step closer to fursuit degeneracy.
What exactly is pup play
>>6541318
>>6541353
I know I'm a degenerate. And, yes, pup play to me is also too close for comfort to furshit, which is the entire appeal actually. It's messed up, I know it, the other guy knows it, and the fact that he's going through with it is erotic precisely because of that.
If it matters, I wouldn't want to parade around with a man on a leash. To me pup play would be limited to the bedroom.
/mascgen/, do you have any racial preferences? Are there races/ethnicities you just wouldn't have sex with? Are your preferences for hook ups the same for dating? If a man has a skin color you're not attracted to but otherwise is your type, would you be interested in having sex with him?
I prefer some skin colors over others, but there some I would always reject. I just have never been attracted to any indian man, for instance. But overall race is not limiting in my choices. How about you?
>>6541416
Pup play, or "puppy play" is a vague, broad form of role playing in which one person pretends to be a dog, or "pup", while another person retains "character" as a human who regards the pup as being a dog. In short, at least one person pretends to be a dog, and at least one other person goes along with this role-playing and treats the first person like a dog.
Pup play is popular form of role-playing in gay fetish subculture, and BDSM communities. Since it usually involves at least two participants who take very different roles, pup play also suggests a "top/bottom" dynamic, both in the sense of literal gay sex, and also in the sense of BDSM. Pup play may be sexually suggestive (a nearly-naked man may be wearing a hood and resting his face in a "trainer's" crotch, for instance), but it need not entail direct sexual contact during a "scene", or period of time where both parties agree to remain in character.
The fact that puppy play is particularly popular in gay fetish subculture (which often emphasizes masculinity well above the rest of gay culture) seems to play to a cultural trope that dogs are masculine, while cats are feminine. Thus being a "pup", although exploring a submissive role, still is perhaps also a way of affirming masculinity from a kinky gay male perspective.
>>6541482
>I'm a hypocritical asshole who fully believes in sexual racism but would never date anyone who wasn't X or Y
I believe a lot of people are in this situation. That's what I'm in for sure.
>>6541507
Applies to me too.
Worse thing is, I'm a mixed Asian guy that likes to top and prefer white men above all else, but my chances are definitely slimmer because of it. Hoping that lifting will counteract my chances.
I like black guys, but most that I've seen on OKCupid or met in the city are just annoying flamers or discreet thug types. Same for Latin guys.
>>6541611
Same anon here. That's true, yet I do believe that the best love takes you by surprise. You can't predict it. Knowing my luck in life, I'm pretty sure that I will be falling in love with someone I would never bother batting an eye at in the first place. And I'm fine with that.
>>6540344
giving, receiving or both?
I've never been fisted (and have no desire to be), but I have fisted guys on a couple occasions. I don't ind fisting other guys, especially if I came really early while fucking them and don't want to leave them hanging.
>>6541447
I don't live in a country with black people but I wouldn't date one based on what I've heard and the fact that they look ugly to me. There's darker skinned Latino guys instead and they are usually poor so neither.
I don't list it in my profile because it feels rude as fuck (I simply don't reply), but I don't think it's wrong to be selective when your safety is at risk. One thing is unfounded prejudice and the other is recognizing that patterns exist and not being naive.
>>6542341
>I don't live in a country with black people
So you live in Greenland?
>>6542360
Argentina (inb4 today I will remind them)
By black I mean people of African descent, there's next to none other than random Senegalese selling counterfeit cheap shit on the street in big cities and the two Brazilian guys at my gym.
Dont get me wrong there's a lot of shitskins and like I said they're usually poor, ugly, and have no interests other than soccer, pot and shitty music so I just don't reply.
Who /StartedAReligionBasedOnTheBloodOfAncientUnknowableDeitiesButYouDidntUnderstandThatTheBloodSlowlyDrivesYouInsaneAndSoYourePrimarilyResponsibleForTheDesctructionOfAnEntireCityAndSpendTheRestOfEternityInANightmareHavingLostYourMindAndOnFireForever/ here?
http://youtu.be/-k3XXGmu-dw
>>6542876
>>6542886
Seriously fuck this fight though. Fire instakill is dumb af
>>6542876
> consuming blood like a plebeian eye-rotted hunter
> becoming addled with blood and giving in to beastly idiocy
> burning your mind with forbidden, beastly runes like a peasant
> burning forever since being rekked by the heretic powderkegs and their meme weapons
> having your bloody scalp ripped from your cracked skull by a dirty foreigner
> having two skulls because lol wut but not having 99+ eyes on the inside
Literally Rom-Braindead-Spider tier
Come back when you Kos, or some say Kosm, give you some eyes m8
>>6544468
Bloodborne is a good game though
