FUCK THA WORLD IT AIN'T REAL I BEND THA SPOON WIT MY MIND 2 edition
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Previous thread >>6434699
xth for I really shouldn't be here anymore
>>6436348
Where do you feel you should be?
>>6436333
Xth for Justin a cute
Phienchen a cute
Anon a cute
Everyone a cute
<3 u all
>>6436348
1st for being forced into employment b/c "Valq, shit posting won't pay for ffs, quit being lazy"
>>6436338
close
>>6436333
what a weird edition
>tfw ur a girl
: )
>>6436355
lies
I not cute
I disgusting man beast.
>>6436355
Youre a fucking idiot
>>6436337
wow..
never really thought of it like that before
>>6436361
Sometimes I think I might know that feel but I don't think I really do.
>>6436312
At least you like pass as a grill and shit fampai!
>>6436333
Trips confirm that op is God's Favourite Human
>>6436355
>tfw manly af
>tfw yr the exception
>>6436361
>ywn ktf
>>6436363
Same desu.
Here's the thing with the whole "Faye is always trolling thing", and it applies to any trip pretending everything was a ruse from the start. A lot of people here have real issues, a lot of them aren't here to deal with them but just vent (pleb or angie for example) while others are strangely supported by being here (sheen, Red some days). Being 4chan you also have a lot of people that really don't care about sharing things they haven't talked about with anyone ever (just trans stuff in some cases, then people like Phien). In general it's safer to assume people are serious because otherwise this would be just a role playing thread.
When you have jumps from sharing war stories to making an ass of yourself for the silliest reasson to pretending you were always over that you are either making a really shitty character with no consistency or covering up over other cover ups. In both cases comming to 4chan to lie about your life is simply pathetic, even if you laugh at people who take you seriously and that makes you happy it's not something that makes sense to have in your life. It's not something anyone would want around them irl. So I personally think that treating them seriously whenever it isn't a clear joke it's simply better if you want to think this thread isn't pure shit.
>>6436380
no, u'll pass and be fine
ur cute :3 <3
octopussu~~
Pick your favorite type of cake.
01] Angel food cake
02] Apple cake
03] Babka
04] Battenburg cake
05] Baumkuchen
06] Birthday cake
07] Black Forest cake
08] Buccellato
09] Bundt cake
10] Butter cake
11] Butterfly cake
12] Carrot cake
13] Cheesecake
14] Chocolate cake
15] Christmas cake
16] Chiffon cake
17] Croquembouche
18] Cupcake
19] Date and walnut loaf
20] Devil's food cake
21] Eccles cake
22] Fairy cake
23] Fifteens
24] Fruit cake
25] Sponge cake
26] Génoise Cake
27] Gingerbread
28] Gob
29] Gooey butter cake
30] Honey cake
31] Hot milk cake
32] Hummingbird cake
33] Ice cream cake
34] Jaffa Cakes
35] Suncake
36] Mooncake
37] Orehnjac(a
38] Pancake
39] Panettone
40] Petit fours
41] Pineapple Upside Down Cake
42] Pound cake
43] Queen Elizabeth cake
44] Red bean cake
45] Red velvet cake
46] Rhubarb cake
47] Sachertorte
48] St. Honore Cake
49] Simnel cake
50] Spice cake
51] German chocolate cake
52] Stack cake
53] Leavened cake, Hefekuchen
54] Tarte Tatin
55] Teacake
56] Tres leches cake
57] Vanilla slice
58] Vanilla Crazy Cake
59] Victoria Sponge
60] Wedding cake
I met faye irl and she is 100% real and serious
I vaguely seem to remember Amy Victoria being a cutie but honestly I haven't been here for forever.
Kit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Iit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Lit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Lit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Mit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Eit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Iit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Ait just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Mit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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Lit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Rit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Eit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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Dit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Yit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Dit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Eit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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Dit just keeps happening again and again and again and again and again and again and again
>>6436348
then dont
no one is forcing you to post here but yourself
dont post here if it just makes you feel shitty or you dont want to talk to people, and if you dont want people to give you too much attention then drop your trip like I did for a while
Здpaвcтвyйтe дpyзья
>>6436387
>51] German chocolate cake
dis right here.
>>6436387
>33
>:]
I'm a fatty
>>6436387
marble cake!
Yeah, I can iron the clothes. It feels like a waste for a chinese knockoff though.
Want to see a pic?
>>6436381
>then people like Phien
I was high out of my mind senpai, if I could un-post it I would.
>>6436386
Yeah well, don't be mean. Be self deprecating, but don't be mean.
What's everyone's plans for today?
My major ones are:
Eat dis oatmeal
Pick someone I want to sound like
Go to voice therapy
Go work out
And my minor ones are:
Research hair styles
Look for a place for a hair cut
Look more at volunteering (I'm thinking children's hospital but there's sooo many shots you have to get, maybe va)
Plan weekend of hand holding with Rachel and straight Ex-girlfriend
>>6436402
ironing is usually healthy for clothes if you don't overdoit.
>>6436387
Yellow cake.
>>6436387
ROLL
I found this baby blue jay and took it home. It fell out of its nest and I was scared it would die if I didn't.
Does anyone know what they eat?
>>6436390
maybe passing face and hell no not passing at all body. I'm a fatty too
>>6436403
If anything it's a plus. None of us will meet you irl so you don't really have to worry about our opinions about you. Just do whatever you want, that's healthier.
>>6436388
You get that Internet installed yet or do you generally not care that other people went out of their way to say hello and see how you are doing because you spend all your time hooking up now and dont give a fuck. Im guessing its the latter
>>6436414
Worms, but you have to chew them up first.
>>6436405
Go by the pharmacy.
Get something to eat.
Don't let the existential dread set in.
Exercise maybe.
>>6436417
>dramawhoring
>>6436415
Us fatties got to stick together. ( Which is easy because of our disgusting, sweaty bodies ) If it helps, I barely pass as a functioning adult.
>>6436417
What are you talking about?
should i go to this y/n
>>6436414
You should see what it tastes like.
>>6436416
>None of us will meet you irl
D-don't say that :/
>>6436387
>to make
angel food
>to eat
ice cream (I'm a child)
>>6436433
nooo
>>6436404
>telling me to not be mean
>I have any reason to be nice to anyone in this world.
I was just saying, I'm an failed uggo.
Giving this man thing a shot with this interview in 3 hours & run with it, if successful.
I said I was considering stopping transition a month ago.
I considered.
Here I am
>>6436438
why
Man, I need to find a con around here
Wearing this shit is really nice.
>>6436405
read book on trauma self-help
shitpost on 4chan
take drugs
i live an exciting life
>>6436391
are you talking to me orr....? idk
>>6436436
she doesn't want it and whenever it's brought up it doesn't sound like she would enjoy it. i'm sorry the sophie in your mind doesn't correlate to her words.
>>6436416
its really fucking embarassing tho, my problem is the
>Being 4chan you also have a lot of people that really don't care about sharing things they haven't talked about with anyone ever
I really REALLY care about this, and I am so mad at myself that I didnt keep my mouth shut
>None of us will meet you irl so
Ill meet at least 2 of the posters here in august, so that argument only works if I neck myself really soon.
>>6436387
carrot cake
>>6436445
Stop being a derp and post pics.
>>6436448
Lol, I'll never see any of these asshokes irl. And none of them would want to see me.
What's the problem with being drunk & shit posting.
>tfw i just read that this bluejay was probably on its first flight and it was fine
For fucks sake. Oh well. I'm feeding this fucker until he learns to fly.
I'm going to bed now. kill yourself:)
>>6436439
Yeah well. It's still not a reason to be mean.
Remember the shit that us babby trans go through .
We're not built to last. Try not to make it any harder.
repost
>>6435777 #
thanks .___. i do pass and stuff i just dont like myself you know?
and im really sorry about your job. that blows. lets cam together
>>6435781 #
thank you friendo
idk its just, with all the shit i go through with my body -- health-wise -- on top of being trans it really makes me hate corporeal existence.
but also it was all trans stuff that was bothering me this morning so.
>>6436381
Well you're enititled to your opinion
But things aren't all one or the other, humans are complex, if you don't get what something is, you can ask, it only comes up when someone takes sarcasm too seriously. and I let them know a bit of what's going on so they don't feel hurt by it, like rn for instance.
So how about not getting too emotionally invested unless you're that persons friend, and then you can just skype them and ask
>>6436395
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>>6436465
How often do you exercise?
01] Every Day
02] Every Other Day
03] Twice Weekly
04] Weekly
05] Twice a Month
06] Monthly
07] Yearly
08] Every Few Years
09] Once a Decade
10] Once
>>6436454
>carrot cake
my literal grandma doesnt even like it
>>6436461
The world fucking sucks and it doesn't get any better
Not with being a mutant
>>6436381
>tfw the only way to deal with the issues you got is surgery
>tfw insurance is probs gonna cuck you
Honestly I just have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and I just feelspost all day desu. I'd change if I knew how to do it with things that I can afford and shit.
>>6436382
Not without ffs. And I'm p fucking ugly. Its getting worse somehow.
>>6436433
YES. I'd probs be there if I had more than like 4 bucks on me now lol. You should go see machine girl Friday tho.
>>6436469
Like never, I'm a lazy person :P
>>6436458
I told you the other day that drunk valq is 100% waste of space, not even fun. But I'd be cool with you saying whatever you want, I always prefer that over acting just to get reactions.
>>6436466
>voice training
>>6436469
Define exercise. But maybe once or twice a week on average. I know I should do more, though.
>>6436471
this world is fine, it's the people that are literal demons that ruin it
>>6436469
Yearly, i guess lmao.
I just got a gym membership though.
>>6436455
If I do, I won't be wearing wig.
>>6436405
wait til it's light again so I can leave my room
buy $70 worth of weed
smoke a bunch
WRITE FUCKING EVERYTHING LIKE HOLY SHIT
oh I have uni tomorrow
uhh shitpost
finish some assignments
earn some shekels getting work done for my dad
try not to spend the shekels on a new guitar
maybe put some clothes on at some point
>>6436469
11
>>6436357
Don't be a neet
>>6436469
Is Coors light and wrenching an exercise?
>>6436457
sorry, I am not myself lately
>>6436481
Then kill the demons.
>>6436469
I think I exercised once?
>>6436466
oh, I'm emotional for other things, enough to rant about something I acknowledge doesn't matter in the slightest. consider it a variant of shitposting.
>>6436469
Between 2 and 3
>>6436470
don't bully carrot cake it's doing its best
>>6436469
i try to walk everywhere if that counts
>>6436493
murder is illegal
>>6436474
you spend hours here everyday only complaining about your looks. if you had something else in your life you wouldn't worry so much, but if your value comes entirely about looking like something you aren't you just have to admit you have issues.
>>6436491
We can not be ourselves together...
>>6436505
So?
killem all
>>6436491
I understand, no need for apologies.
>>6436505
Kill them figuratively.
>>6436502
i guess its not too bad
its better than gluten free cake at least
>>6436469
somewhere between 1 and 2
tfw you have to put on at least some clothes because it's cold and your nipples are too hard
>>6436491
You'll recover, I know it <3
>>6436502
i second carrot cake as delicious if it helps.
http://imgur.com/KfGHHvB
Also my next plan
HOLY FUCK I FEEL SO BAD I SEPERATED THIS BIRD FROM ITS PARENTS
>tfw hearing birds follow and screech at me as i go to buy the baby a cage
>>6436505
who would you define as demons
>>6436529
you're joking right?
>>6436530
You could put it back in the nest; birds don't actually reject their chicks if you do that I think.
>>6436536
>>6436530
You should bake it now, its only chance at glory left.
>>6436531
all the ones trying to hurt me for their own amusement
>>6436522
Tfw under thick af blankets so I'm naked af rn
>>6436537
Which aspect?
Also I should take it off so I can order and eat pizza.
>>6436541
n-noooooo ;_____;
>>6436541
Daily reminder that Chara is an expat escaping a sentence for arson and triple murder.
>>6436547
actually put it into a microwave, ive never seen anything cooked alive in that manner before.
>>6436522
>tfw its a little bit warm but not too much so you're only wearing panties and comfy af
>>6436529
>no idea what homura is
>no idea what you're wearing
>wait is homura one of those chibi looking things from something star?
>probably not, whatever, who gives a fuck
fukn weeaboos!
So yesterday somone poited out since i am on HRT I would not look like man in a dress.
But I really can't go out with legs and shoulders like this. It's mostly fat though I think I would look great with BMI 19
>>6436553
WHY ;__________;
>open fridge and stare idoly
>realize it looks off
>where's my butterfingers icecream
>am I crazy...
>remember you took a phot of it for 4chan
>look in trash
>look around house
.....
>tfw crazy bpd mother with an eating disorder that uses her key to break in and do weird fucking shit in the middle of the night
I can't believe she fucking ate a box of ice cream this time, motherfucker I wanted those
>>6436551
He гoвopи, мoй ceкpeт.
i'm done dieting
fuck my sunken in cheeks
i'm going to binge eat now
>>6436522
>tfw just wearing underwear cause sweating a lot but also really cold as well so under many blankets
;~;
>>6436542
i want names girl
idk whose hurting you
>>6436553
>russians
you people
>>6436558
What precisely did you think my trip was about?
>>6436559
Here is more neutral pose
>>6436570
everyone I interact with basically
>>6436564
That sucks :/
>>6436559
fat legs look more feminin, don't listen to the annas. if that's your pic you look okay, if it's your goal it's achivable.
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>>6436520
Not including periods of mandatory silence, what is the longest you have gone voluntarily without talking?
1] 1 Day
2] 2-5 Days
3] 7-14 Days
4] 14-30 Days
5] 30-90 Days
6] 90 Days - 6 Months
7] 1 Year
8] Greater Than 1 Year
>>6436575
You're cute!
>>6436569
>sweaty kit in only her panties
>>6436560
For glory.
>>6436580
7 days
>>6436569
Doctor time, kit!
>>6436559
This isn't a good pose for your body type.
>>6436580
less than a day :P
>>6436567
my google translate gets wrecked when you use cyrillic, just do your thing.
>>6436575
You look pretty good, losing some weight wouldn't hurt, your legs look kinda fat
>>6436563
Probably late start. I dunno if I can do half a decade like this. I should just go back to uni since I can't hold down a job for more than a month apparently. Why would I kill myself once I pass?
>>6436586
>stake naked
stark
>>6436584
She's also pissing blood though so...
>>6436586
>not feeling the cold
is a pretty masculine trait fempai, you might want to change your rules
>>6436580
a day I think, I have to buy groceries and people don't respond nicely to grunts.
>>6436575
Damn. Girll. Damn.
Very very cute.
Cis.
Like wow
You need a whole assortment of dresses
>>6436564
>all that fucking ice cream
i have an idea
maybe if i just get a shitton of ice cream ill get boobs
>>6436580
3)
I started talking to myself in uni because it was getting hard for me to speak because I was so isolated
>>6436605
w-well I just had to put some clothes on because of nipple issues so
>order something from amazon with two day shipping two days ago
>order says it arrives tomorrow
>thinking they're going to get all technical about it since I ordered it at 1 am
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
>>6436579
Thats me. I keep hearing my legs look great from old people (50-70 y/o) but that's not really what's in right now every girl want to have very thin legs and most have it (because we are not ocerweight nation like UK or USA).
>>6436600
because once you surpass the depression for not passing you'll have the even harder depression for being useless and having no real reasson to live.
>>6436580
Again, 02.
>>6436580
Less than a day.
Why are you asking all of these questions?
>>6436613
Fat legs add to the illusion of having hips when clothed.
>>6436580
probably 2, but maybe 1
>>6436608
Gem, I guarantee
If you eat ice cream all the time
You'll get boobs
But... You're going to have to push past feeling fat at a healthy weight, and feeling sick and stuff because your body isn't used to it.
>>6436572
what do you mean ;-;
>>6436580
a year
>>6436595
sorry anon
holy cow is this jealousy I need to leave
>>6436618
I'd say not cis based off image 1 if I had to guess. The arms/shoulders, jaw, and calf-to-thigh ratios all indicate to me not cis. Image 2 however makes a good case for what you're saying. Not enough to convince me, but enough for me to say image 2 is totally bangable.
>>6436602
Maybe I should kiss her gt better... That might help.
>>6436630
i know
every time I gain any weight and dont have a perfectly flat stomach I feel fat, ive come to recognize in the past year thats not being fat though, so i should be fine and it shouldnt get to me too much
>tfw wanna play guitar but family's asleep
REEEEE WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO SLEEP???????
>>6436635
That's a pretty good goal, good luck with that.
Who are the nicest trips?
>>6436642
rachel's pretty nice
it doesnt get any better does it
im less than a week from 9 months hrt and i havent seen any changes
>>6436642
Kit, Elanna, Chara, Gem, Korra, Akaka, Ufufu, Phie
>>6436646
LMAO
>>6436643
8
Broke nine of my fingers
>>6436642
Depends on the day, the time, and the phase of the moon anon.
Phienchen's pretty consistently nice.
As is Carol
>>6436643
8. Got my nose septum cauterized with a hot iron and no anesthesia.
>>6436642
kit
sheen to everybody but herself
carol is so nice and considerate it makes me cringe sometimes
>>6436643
8
I broke my humerus bone then got rolled on top of the broken arm. That fucking hospital.
>>6436635
Well I'm not going to go all ye olde English "proper movements and poses for a lady" on you or anything. All I'm saying is that when it comes to still photos, there are going to be certain poses that emphasize different body traits. That's basically the entire art behind modeling/photography.
If you want a good idea of what will work best, just troll around through your female friends/relatives photos on facebook. You'll get a good idea for how girls typically take pictures or pose. Just avoid duckface or obstructing your torso, because people with think you're either retarded or a fatty.
>>6436643
7 or 8, kidney stones.
>>6436643
if physical, I never broke a bone nor gave birth, I used to play who could hold lit coal the longest so I'd say 6.
if emotional I was there while my dad completely lost it and we gave him an overdose of morphine to just end it, so I'd say 9 or 8.
>>6436643
kinda vague. what is "regular pain"?
I didn't mind pain from laser that much, so maybe 6?
>>6436647
You look like a final Fantasy protagonist
>>6436643
Eh... I'll say an 8-9.
>>6436643
8-9
beaten and raped
Actually I just realized I watched so much shoujo as a kid, and not much shonen (it just didn't hold my attention)
Did it make me a girl, or was I already one, or do I just have shit taste?
>>6436642
Kit
>>6436650
literally not even kidding
if you'd chatted to her outside mtfg you'd get what I mean
>>6436642
Korra is pretty nice and easy to get along with.
>>6436643
10 I'm pretty sure there is nothing more painful then what I experienced, and I didn't pass out
>>6436630
brb, buying ice cream
>>6436658
That is great advice. Thank you!
>>6436664
wait until it comes to the foreground. passing means shit, cis girls kill themselves too
>>6436671
I had dead nerve in my tooth
I didn't pass out but it doesn't mean I wasn't a little bitch about it
>>6436671
Well, yeah. Pain scales are relative. Most people can conceive of one or two steps above whatever the worst pain they've experienced is. As a result it'll usually be 8 unless something fucked up happened to the person or they've never really been hurt.
>>6436667
It was more obvious before you got your face done, now you're pretty perfect
>>6436643
severe braininfection was probably a 7 or an 8
being off of morphine a day after dick-chop off surgery would be my 10, was busy drifting in and out of conciousness all day tho, so I guess it doesnt count?
>>6436651
Go on.
>>6436559
>small shoulders
>wide hips
How u do this
>>6436643
7?
this is an incredibly vague scale and Ive never lost consciousness bc of pain (that I can remember) and Ive never broken a bone but I've been electrocuted before among other things
Is it one of those normal things to feel completely numb and without any desire to live when you're just on AA for two weeks?
>>6436670
what, for real? I am sorry
>>6436692
thats my entire life.
>>6436691
I once wanted to check if I had fixed a shortcircuit so I grabbed both ends of an open wire and plugged it to the socket. I was just barely stoned, I have no excuse.
>>6436680
Ehhh passing and being useless is a lot better than not passing and being useless. I should sign up for classes, tho. At least have something by the time I pass, considering that I live in a hugbox.
>>6436636
I will have my second FFS in about 5 months. I should loose more weight till then. I can't stand another hot summer in boyish clothes and long pants.
>>6436692
Is it one of those normal things to feel completely numb and without any desire to live when you're just on AA & E for 1.5 years?
>>6436700
it's worse because you loose the shitty goal of looking okay. there's nothing to hold you anymore.
>>6436692
AAs with no E makes people more prone to depression, so yes.
>>6436687
It was before my first FFS though
>>6436707
Ha ha ha ha
0 Never talk
>>6436699
I was just trying to plug in my fucking laptop to charge it in the dumbest way possible
I couldnt move a muscle and it was scary af
it felt really weird though, it felt more like some kind of liquid that just paralysed all it ran through in my hand, hot and cold and wet
>>6436706
Fuck, I don't care if I look good if I pass. I look like shit and I don't pass, that's why I post the shit I post all day.
>>6436691
Breaking a bone is the worst pain, I basically turned my leg bones into splinters, and then they straightened my leg and ground everything together which actually snapped me out of shock instantly.
Electrocution was more surprising, but not fun
Dead nerve was pretty bad
>>6436688
No morphine dick surgery is however, probably way worse, I luckily had a morphine drip for 3 days after my injury, and even having it stop for 15 minutes was mind numbingly painful
>>6436707
5
If I'm in a good mood people agree with me and if I'm not they hate me.
>>6436463
>implying i am even pretty enough to cam
gl tho, get those dollars
>>6436688
ooooh >__< those sound painful
>severe braininfectio
:O ur fine now right??
>all anybody ever does is try to hurt you
Alright, I'm out, see you all in hell
>>6436726
>:O ur fine now right??
>>6436718
yeah, same feeling. the worst part was that I unplugged it, the lights never went out. If I hadn't had the chance to fix it the breakers wouldn't had done shit.
>>6436707
Irl: 2
4chan: 5
>>6436707
1
>>6436717
<3 hiii
>>6436721
Yeah sure, if you like the devil.
>>6436730
w-what :s
>>6436690
It's a dress doing its magic
>>6436702
I'm not sure about the idea of losing weight, but that's obviously a personal decision. The way I look at it, in that second pic it has a lot of attitude in the face. If I were looking at this as an advertiser or something, I'd be looking at that tough girl/strong girl angle. You can go slim/lithe if you really want to, but there is a definite appeal to the tomboy type girl or the rough&tumble 4x4ing girl.
The "yeah I am wearing a dress but if you fuck with me I'm gonna wreck you so don't get any ideas" vibe is pretty sexy. What do the anime fags call it? Yandere or some shit?
